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A magical part of the internet is that people can comment on practically anything. And deep down, the average netizen thinks they are a comedian. Normally, this belief is misguided, but every now and then, a commenter crafts something truly hilarious. 

The “Savage Responds” Instagram page gathers amusing examples of the best replies left on different internet posts. We also got in touch with Peter Chibueze Ofoegbu, the man behind the page to learn more. So get comfortable as you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. 

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Tee Rat
Tee Rat
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even as an adult until mom remembers that you're 30 and she can't be mad about something you did when you were 12.

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Red Lotus 🪷
Red Lotus 🪷
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still love gossiping with her though 🤭

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Exploding and Flying Bus
Exploding and Flying Bus
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom is literally a priest. This is my entire life.

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Exploding and Flying Bus
Exploding and Flying Bus
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I now realize that this is referring to getting lectured, not hearing your mother talking about it in a pulpit.

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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let the lectures begin....

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explosion of smells, among other things

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    raniamalik avatar
    Red Lotus 🪷
    Red Lotus 🪷
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The complex, rich flavours of smoking gunpowder with notes of ash and blood. Edit: this ended up sounding like I'm describing a Lindt chocolate instead of a "perfume"

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey look the new bombshell perfume is coming out!

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    Fynne
    Fynne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I found one of these in my grandpas closet. Should I open it? Still not sure what it is

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    XenoMurph
    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order to get the lid off you have to pull out the holding pin. (Oh, god please don't take it seriously, surely everyone knows..... surely...?)

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    Abel
    Abel
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bye die by A dios Amigos.

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    markglass avatar
    Lotekguy
    Lotekguy
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    Premium     1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe it's not pineapple.

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    scottwilkins avatar
    Scott Wilkins
    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MK 2 fragmentation grenade. Sorry. Can't think of anything amusing.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I demand rent

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fr. Aint no free loaders gonna be living in MY house

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    Breadcrumb.
    Breadcrumb.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think to myself I need to stop being a guinea pig for my buddy's home made gummies.

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    Mistiekim
    Mistiekim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her she is the most beautiful Goth bride I’ve ever seen

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    kreed avatar
    K Reed
    K Reed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her to feed the cat so it'll shut up.

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    malleymac84_1
    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whip out my wand and shout expecto patronum.

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    Squiffle Noses
    Squiffle Noses
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHUSH! The muggles aren't allowed to know about that stuff!

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    scorpesh
    scorpesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello there, could you please turn on the lights heheheh

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    Sarah K
    Sarah K
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    Premium     1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kick it in the minge

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    KinoEel
    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New friend to join the gang

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    Bored Panda got in touch with Peter Chibueze Ofoegbu, the man behind the “Savage Responds” Instagram page and he was kind enough to answer some of our questions. First and foremost, we were interested to hear why he made the page and how it has grown over the last few years.

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    “Back then before I created Savage Responds, I had always been a lover of memes, going online looking for funny content, sharing memes, and reposting to make people laugh. Around 2018 I decided to create my own page, the idea was that, since I love memes, why don't I create mine and turn it into a passion?”
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    ….gray. (She/Her)
    ….gray. (She/Her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just burst out laughing in a store

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    TheDarkestRaven
    TheDarkestRaven
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse my question, and the fact that this comment is a day old, but is it ((in color reference)) Gray or Grey? I get super confused and seeing your user you seem to know how to use the word lol

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    Mistiekim
    Mistiekim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fair - wife gets jerk husband AND gets boiled? Pfft! s/

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    viccig avatar
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    V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until they actually boil their wife and you get done as an accessory.

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    Valek Fermiga
    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, " Fatal Attraction" took a dark turn....

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    DaisyGirl
    DaisyGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is frickin amazing comeback

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    oluwaseunabubakar avatar
    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Nigerian meme page lol, Nigerians are so sassy with their replies.

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    susanteter avatar
    Susan Teter
    Susan Teter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sweetie...your lucky you got the first one

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man if she had said sugar daddy all of the incel community woulda been up her a*s. She smart for not saying it.

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    IndoGrrlRN67
    IndoGrrlRN67
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because incels are too dumb to figure out "glucose guardian"

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    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought she meant someone who was prepared to pay her medical bills and she was diabetic. If so it would have been an apt name!

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    Little king trash mouth
    Little king trash mouth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. My dumbass thought this is what she was talking about.

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    Ace
    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For only 5k a month they'll be lucky if they find a Saccharine Supplier.

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    Zealous Koala
    Zealous Koala
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Type 1 Diabetic, I’d love to have a Glucose Guardian.

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    Passerby
    Passerby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a brand of insulin. Also, I offer another version: Fructose Patriarch.

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    rhodaguirreparras avatar
    Pittsburgh rare
    Pittsburgh rare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't for the reply l would still be lost 🤣🤣 glucose guardian. I can't

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    Amy Semenov
    Amy Semenov
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that a savage response? Clearly it's a sugar daddy and she's not trying to hide that.

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    Angela C
    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glucose guardian sounds like the name of a blood sugar monitor

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    BrownTabby
    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, who watched the black market organ donation episode of Trafficked: …

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    Sue Denham
    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cashier: Normally we'd only accept an arm and a leg, but I'll speak with my manager.

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    María Hermida
    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kidney is more expensive and has a higher demand, or one of the liver lobes

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the Capitalists another couple of decades of Trickledown "Economics" and "Free" Market manipulations and we will definitely get to this point! Remember that you can live with just one kidney, folks! 🤑

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    Mistiekim
    Mistiekim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart is a cold empty place too, so….

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    two-sided llama
    two-sided llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cashier: cash or credit me: my love cashier: that would cost an extra 13.99

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    TechPanda
    TechPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, it's crazy how much of these replies are from Nigerians. Our humour is God-tier

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    godswilljack avatar
    He's a nut
    He's a nut
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell downvoted you??? You're too right bro

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    “Then Savage Responds came to life. I started with little to no audience. I was discouraged then because I had low engagement, but then the breakthrough came I started getting noticed people started reposting my content then followers started coming in. Throughout the years there have been highs and lows but I thank God for where the page is today,” he shared with Bored Panda. 
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    ChugChug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Job Description. Took me a while

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    waihi avatar
    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the fruit in the break room really fresh?

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    Brendan
    Brendan
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was fresh when they picked it from the tree.

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    Linda Gilliam
    Linda Gilliam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, tires are expensive. I'd be happy if I got them as a gift. Keep on rolling.

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    lolaayedun avatar
    Lola
    Lola
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see Pidgin on BP

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    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the whole thread is by Nigerians

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    Brooke R
    Brooke R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was any of that english?

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    Oluwafemi Komolafe
    Oluwafemi Komolafe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these posts were made by Nigerians and some typed in Pidgin English

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    Maggie
    Maggie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a winning gift, I'd be happy to receive those.

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    Will Cable
    Will Cable
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always shocked when you see these people who take tire/tyres in to garages and they are covered in tape and usually they are off a high performance car!

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    María Hermida
    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do yo mean "covered in tape"? They have been patched using tape?

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tyres are expensive, so yeah, my girl loves me XD

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    esuerc avatar
    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best gift, especially for Christmas. I have sensors in my tires, so they're not cheap.

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    Crazy Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a fair question 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    BoredPossum
    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's what happens if you don't fart.

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    Jodi
    Jodi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is photoshop but either way it looks ridiculous

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    Lavender Myst
    Lavender Myst
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spooning goes from cuddle to now Olympic event

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    Brittania Kelli
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    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Linda Gilliam
    Linda Gilliam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no way that's her real azz !! You can reupholster all the car seats with all that pleather.

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    abigor avatar
    Cyber Returns
    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a seesaw. If the beds-a-rockin', grab her ankles and roll her over like she was a turtle on its back

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    We were curious to hear what he thought was the reason behind the page’s popularity. “Difference: I always make sure my content is different from others, most meme pages mostly post the same content but I always make sure mine hasn't been seen anywhere else. That's what makes people interested in my page.”
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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is the first reply to that post. The yolk’s on you.

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    Allen Beloe
    Allen Beloe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - the egg did come first, the chicken was a mutant

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    D Wall
    D Wall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is Mama? Is that little chick an orphan?

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure.....which really was there first!!!!!!

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    lily jones
    lily jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but why they censor 'fire'

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire is dangerous, and think of all the people that lost something or someone to it. Oh, and fire sets free CO2, very dangerous! - Better not mention it or else the advertizers could decide that their image gets ruined /s

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    just an old hag
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God forbid for fire to exist. Smh.

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    juice
    juice
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weirdly it was the Instagram account that censored it, not BP. no idea why though

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    BoredPossum
    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone translate this into old geezer English?

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    Human Grammarly
    Human Grammarly
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Person: ‘Being handsome is cool, but when a woman flirts with me, I become shy.’ Second Person: ‘I asked a woman what her surname was last year and she replied “Why? Do you want to change it?” I was too shocked to speak.’ I apologize on behalf of my generation.

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    Red PANda (she/they)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this ‘savage’? Are we talking about the woman’s response or the guy’s? Not trying to be critical, it’s just the tone doesn’t match with the rest of the posts

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    Lost Penny
    Lost Penny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, now they are censoring 'fire'...?

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you don't want to trigger me to set the world on fire,because some days...

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    ….gray. (She/Her)
    ….gray. (She/Her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! They said a bad word! How could they say h-e-double-hockey sticks!?!

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    k1ddkanuck
    k1ddkanuck
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the Kingdom of MotherFuckingSatan, Lord of CockSuckingSodomites, and those that GiveZeroFucks, right?

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    Vivian Darkbloom
    Vivian Darkbloom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I be skipping words now and using bad grammar. It fun. It make me sound cool, not like simpleton.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh thats a slippy slope the last person i heard owed September money didnt make it past June

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a glucose guardian interview.

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I could do with some September money right about now. December money is always minus before it even begins!

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    María Hermida
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo has a creepy aura, perhaps because it's too dark. For some reason it reminds me Hannibal Lecter.

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respond with drink ccuz you thirsty

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    two-sided llama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh uh sorry ut im politely going to do decline do to the fact that im not a girl and I dont know you why are you proposig to me get away

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burn burn burn now you are ashes yesh yesh

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can’t burn them anymore

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like take me somewhere and buy me something from the giftshop to remember?

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money. It’s tangible AND buys experiences, like the experience of actually being able to pay all of my bills, instead of having to decide which one to float until next month.

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    Brian Leahy
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    Premium     1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trip to Tangiers?

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    Mocha the Lion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read it as "tangerine" and i was like damn right you eat those oranges girly pop

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy them a trip and they MIGHT have and experience they will remember for a lifetime. Buy them a car and they can go have tons of experiences that might last them a lifetime. Never did get why people say I rather have experiences over material things, when most "material things" come with experiences, built in.

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    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply want to hear the pronunciation of Tangerience.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he can technically prop straight up and run wearing the chairs as armour (although leg movement will be restricted)

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re plastic chairs, not armor. They would just melt onto his body.

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    Red Lotus 🪷
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother does this at the airport... I can't get a wink of sleep there, while he's snoring away with his legs like this.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lucky I didn't inherit the family height genes. I can do this, my brother would need 4 chairs. We can both sleep anywhere like a cat though. Just not very good quality sleep.

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    Mocha the Lion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i once did this with a bike stand hehe (i cant find the picture but it looked something like this) canvas-7-6...74-png.jpg canvas-7-65774cfcb3974-png.jpg

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if someone pushed one of the chairs over ouch

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    Mini grizzly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical airport sleeping position

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve loved to see how he did it. He must be quite the contortionist.

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    Purple Boba Gurl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't laugh but I still am lol

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people actually know what they’re having for breakfast every day beforehand??? It’s some sort of superpower

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    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us decide the night before. Others have only one thing they can eat for breakfast.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't even begun to figure out life after a few weeks together at 23. Come back and say it when you've been together for 30 years and are in your 50s.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lighten up and let them enjoy it before they become jaded and miserable

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    grotesqueer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's been" the best experience? I'd rather say "It will be". They're not even 25 yet.

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    Sobri Kate
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the brain completes development at 25.

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    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell I'm 42 and I still don't know that

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    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    23. I hope it works...it didn't for...well...everyone I know.

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    Donna Peluda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're 55 you won't remember what you had for breakfast.

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    Amy Semenov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figuring out life for that whole few weeks? Wow.

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    Warpath81
    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about. Both their parents saw 9-11 happen and though let's make new people

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    41, and I don't know if I feel like eating at all this day.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what I'm going to eat any time of day. How do people do it? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

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    Cheryl Ramsay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year long ago, I got my Mom a small chain saw for Christmas. She loved it!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandchildren! Good idea: you can make them in tge comfort of your home and they are personal and the epitome of ‘handmade’!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're making them by HAND, you might be surprised how long it takes

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    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KAREN KING.. nothing more to say from me ....

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a New Zealander: Postponing your wedding because it fell afoul of covid restrictions that you signed into law and you’re not a hypocrite.

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    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really have to marry at all? No.

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    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends. From the legal point of view, it can simplify things if something happens to one of you. For example, if you are married you can decide about treatments, operations, etc. If you are not married, you have the same rights as a flatmate, i. e. none. And stuff like that. Life is life and s**t happens. You are not going to love your partner more or less, but if you have a life and children in common, a legal union, with it's little piece of paper that says so, is advisable and can make your life easier in the long run.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married at 43 because it took me that long to find the right girl. Been married 30 years now.

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    Alecto76
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married at 46. "Late" is better than a crappy marriage. We know what we want and are indpendently fiancially stable. Didn't want to have biological children, but are open to foster care. This is how my life was to be.

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    RuffianLivesOn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood what marrying late even means. Is there a deadline or?

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. The last of my BIL to get married was 50 and got married to the love of his life.

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    William Flynn Wallace
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    Premium     1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get married in the morning, so if it doesn't work out your whole day isn't ruined

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    Lavern Defazio
    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marrying wrong made me realize i like being single.

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    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that means being late for the ceremony.

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    Bill Kubeck
    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I married at 43. I'm still happily married after 30 years. It just took me 43 year to find the right girl.

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    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, like, if your period is late more than 13 days.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the 24 hours person most of the time and I would discover new topics when the group which locked themselves in library for a week to study rehearsed their answers outside the exam room. Then francitacally search my notes 5 minutes before exam began.

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    Lou Cam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked for me. Ended up with a post grad degree on it so it's doable.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this dude was playing videogames with a controller.

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    Michael Largey
    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who did their entire doctoral thesis on an idea that occurred to them freshman year while taking a blue book exam in English Lit.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's me, I'm people. I rarely get a good grade when this strikes, but I always pass.

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    Bill Kubeck
    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then forget most of everything you crammed....

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    Just me, myself, and I
    Just me, myself, and I
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember taking exams thinking "man, I'm stupid. No way will I pass this." Then several years later finding those exams and reading them thinking "man, I was so smart back then". I've forgotten everything but my name at this point.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most exams test your ability to answer questions that are obvious to most middle-class white people with a 'normal' upbringing. This may be why I dropped out of college three times before giving up forever.

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    Brenard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me learning about a new branch of science I never knew about an hour

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    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm prone to be the latter....God help whoever corrected my exams whenever I went off on a tangent on something completely off topic!!!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might just still be living at his mum's, though.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how I know you grew up in a rich family 😂

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    Lotekguy
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    Premium     1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start with calling yourself George Santos and just wing it from there. No wrong answers. Or right ones, either.

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    Emily M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 105. The corners of a triangle add up to 180 degrees and so do any angles on a straight line.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simpler method - The measure of an exterior angle of a triangle is always equal to the sum of its two remotes. 40 + 65 = 105

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an equilateral triangle to me.Angles defo stated incorrectly.

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    DaisyGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you!! My thought immediately was scalene triangle

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a test on this yesterday and I couldnt even tell you what this equals.

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    #1 Candevil Fan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find angle acd, and I thought ACDC immediately

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays, the smart student does all the work, takes a picture and posts it in a group chat and everyone gets their homework done in seconds.

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    David Albro
    David Albro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't solve this, then you shouldn't have a high school diploma. A degree should mean something. This isn't me being a snob, it's basic math.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look. Fresh air. I heard that it’s good with mint

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear it’s even better when deep fried, I believe you use an air fryer for that

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the food was so good that he ate it already and washed the dish. 😂

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    Jimmy Doolittle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, mint would ruin it. Use chopped or whipped air for best taste.

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    Warpath81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its gourmet on my budget. Pairs well with a wish sandwich

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmm yum air yummy air so tasty my favorite

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's attractive ... she'll bowl someone over.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to provide the money and I will be more than happy to swim in it to demonstrate

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why someone downvoted you so I upvoted you

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I thought we could swim in money like scrooge mcduck when we were little, and dumped our piggy banks on each other; I learned that I was lied to by a cartoon and swallowed 3 pennies.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In praise and compliments? Like a fish!

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    Lotekguy
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    Premium     1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the problem? Better than being stuck next to a stranger who is too chatty or flatulent.

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    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigerian here, korope is a public transport system that's very tight packed in Nigeria. The hostess is wearing a lab coat hence the "mortuary (morgue) attendant" joke.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German "mumu" colloquially means vulva.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain. Thanks.

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    gracesuntree56 avatar
    ….gray. (She/Her)
    ….gray. (She/Her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to google mumu means “dumb” or “stupid.” Feel free to correct me if that’s wrong

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without looking too closely, I just saw "UmUmUm ..." and figured he couldn't make up his mind.

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    María Hermida
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, it would be the perfect necklace for me. I'm in a permanent state of "um".

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    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mumu is also German kiddie slang for vagina

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You prolly mean “pűssy,” as the vagina is inside and you need a speculum to see it.

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    Marigold Groot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I have a 2 year old running through my head yelling "mom mom mom mom mom mom........"

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    John Haley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine putting this on upside down and it making no sense . nwnwnwnwnwnwnwnwnwnwnwnwwnwn :-/

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    moosygirl avatar
    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm yes it is a good time for a Neverwinter Nights replay, thank you for reminding me!

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    María Hermida
    María Hermida
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @C.O. Shea Do you know what "gili" means? Well, you should. It's cultural, too.

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    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Xitxarel•lo Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ostia puta jajjajjababjajaah que grande hhhahaahahahhahh

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    JoNo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mum I only saw mum mum mum, liking that it's spelt correctly!

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mumu” apparently means foolish, daft, or stupid in Nigerian pigdin

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    C. Rut.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even is that?

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A toasted/roasted/fried banana 😂

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    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deconstructed peanut butter and banana sandwich.

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did- did bro just bite through the skin of a burnt banana? What is happening right now

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    Always and Forever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a popular snack in my country. Roasted plantain(called boli) and groundnuts.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think eating the scale unnecessarily complicates life on BP.

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    Mark Cleary
    Mark Cleary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will we measure ANYTHING, now that the scale has been desecrated?🙂

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    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s with the piping bag filled with nuts?

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that… a bag of peanut kernels and some sort of bread/ roasted banana thingy?

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    oluwaseunabubakar avatar
    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigeria here, that's a plantain not a banana. A plantain is like an adult banana, it's tougher and more versatile to dish. Those things in the plastic bag are called roasted peanuts. We actually call it groundnut, and it's a delicious combination.

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    beatrizdippolito avatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to peanuts. What am I missing out on?

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully on an anaphylactic shock

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    N G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in this context.. i'd say the plastic bag is the condom

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    Bunny gurl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When math stops mathing

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom celebrates every year 49 years old. Even my 8 years old already tried to find out if it's a math problem or what's happening.

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    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dated a guy younger than me in college. A few years later my friend was in a conversation with him and some others and he said he was an age that was older than me. She said wait aren't you younger than cadena. He said he was but wasn't anymore...

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    Michael Largey
    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I compute my age in hexadecimal, which means I only turn 49 next Friday.

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    mphalter avatar
    Sans Serif
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for you but I become a disconcerting: 4B

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just turned 21 a few months ago... for the 36th year in a row.

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids these days... I'm 73 and still going strong.

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    comedyclumbers avatar
    Comedy Clumbers
    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thirty years old : 25ya, 35ya, AND 45 ya. In 2-ish months I will turn 30! GenX for the meh...🤘

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am celebrating the silver anniversary of my 28th birthday.

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    Berni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In South Africa, the car doors will be locked n the windows closed yet the laptop will be stolen..

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    Vicki Doggurl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s wrong with the laptop? The dimensions don’t quite match…. It looks horribly photoshopped. The keyboard is ridiculously small and off center and the screen is just wrong. Lol! Are is it just me? This looks like it belongs in a photoshop fails post!!

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    BossyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the type of wide-angle lens that the picture was taken with. It makes things distorted

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    ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are half these posts incomprehensible 💀

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the world is full of different cultures and this happens to not align with yours 🤷‍♀️

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    I Like This One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asin: as in. They are commenting on the "lolx" of the post, saying that it stands for "laughing out loud xylophone". Took me a second to understand and wasn't even funny

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree - it was a load of old LOLlox!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigerian here again(my God I love this). A lot of people use "lolx" in place of "lol". This woke user is trying to make fun of it. You lot would never understand Nigerian humour. BP, I think y'all need to take in a Nigerian staff that'll teach these people Nigerian humour.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. What? Only a few of these made sense. And none were savage. Wtf is hilarious?

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    This comment has been deleted.

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k is deaf censored!?!?

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont be trying this s**t in australia man they 100 percent gonna think this is real and whack your whole head with their thongs.

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    Lemme get the lemons
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think they see a huntsman spider, a d they just unload their underwear drawer on them

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear gods, no. I do not like those.

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    DaisyGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U would get battered in Australia wearing that

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    adelynroy avatar
    Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really want these

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I'm already plotting evil things that would totally get me into trouble 😂

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this and IMMEDIATELY bought one! Thanks for that.

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    NennyRoh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reviews on Amazon said they received a cheap a**e dollar store spider. Please keep us updated on what you received and where you bought it.

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    Anna Stephenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah don't try this here in Australia either!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading that hurt my brain

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    saw & order
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Jamieson Ashkewe these aren’t Americans, and even if they were, not all Americans are uneducated swine, I swear

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    TheDarkestRaven
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate I think u commented on wrong post lol edit; ah nope my appologise! Didn’t see the comment below

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    squid Luau
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how was this a savage response? or even worth reading?

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    Natalie H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pettiest reason to get married? Cake 🍰

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    This comment has been deleted.

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    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nigerian humour Nigerian grammar Again, y'all would never understand, lol.

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    tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't drink the poison

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's an Okada man? A money waster? Because that's what it sounds like when someone tells me such expensive perfume doesn't just exist, but is also bought

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    Lyop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use motor cycles as a mode of transportation in Nigeira, basically called Okada. An Okada man is what the driver is called and they basically are quite.... rough!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Nigeria an okada man is a motorbike taxi "driver", a job very often taken up by the unemployed, so the OP meant "poor"

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    Brittania Kelli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an Okada man is a man who ferries people about on their motorbikes as a job, but is also seen as someone who is happy doing minimal work for minimal pay while relying on people like their parents to supplement their income and this stereotype became widely used after a 2003 movie titled Okada Man told the story of one of these men.

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    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okada man-- commercial motorcyclist. Stereotyped to be poor, smelly and unkempt. *The Nigerian currency is different from other currency. A 15k perfume costs $15 approx. A 3,500 Naira perfume costs $3.5 approx. *The response basically relays a message of money wasting as an average Nigerian spends less than $6 on perfumes.

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    squid Luau
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okada is a common Japanese last name, so i was confused for a sec

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pay that much for cologne, I want nothing to do with you. You may have money, but you ain't got common sense, and I find that way more attractive than any fancy scent.

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an extremely poor attempt to censor wtf? If so, i am disappointed in you BP. Why censor it? Who cares?

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    A B C the Third
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this rare case, the weird censoring isn't BP but the original page.

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    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it is downhill from equator to Europe. Flying uphill is more expensive. Logic.

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    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a return from London..

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    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think diffusion

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In diffusion, the solute and particulates are free to move so the overall solution has a universal density of both through the whole thing. In osmosis, there's a semipermeable barrier that keeps one of them from moving. The airline is the barrier in this story.

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    Michael Largey
    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be suffering from osmosis of the liver.

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    Melissa
    Melissa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her belly button 😭 I am pregnant with twins and I'm beginning to get an outie..... I really hope it doesn't get too bad!

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    Nadine Debard
    Nadine Debard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't have twins, but mine went totally flat. Invisible.

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    Tammy
    Tammy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't know why "catching feelings" became so popular, feelings are not a virus.

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    kds avatar
    KDS
    KDS
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fabric behind this lady looks like Oogie Boogie.

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    Allen Beloe
    Allen Beloe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy germs will do that..

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childish much unless I'm misunderstanding

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    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called "catching sperms", not "catching feelings". But may, like, have to do with each other.

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    Travelling Stranger
    Travelling Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    status of baby's father unknown (don't want to check IG), possibly left

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    Colt Winkler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grammar not grammaring? or am i dum

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    Gandalf the Pink
    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is Nigerian Pidgin grammar and means "let me go live at the apple store" 😁

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    Liss Reins(Queen/YourMajesty)
    Liss Reins(Queen/YourMajesty)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all of these posts fails at translating from some other language to English? These are all awful, none of them are funny, the vast majority of them make absolutely no sense. Why am I even still scrolling? What is this c**p?

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    Zoey Rayne
    Zoey Rayne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that this refers to people paying their own phone bills, but the number of literal six year olds with iPhones these days is also very high. So much so that this does not really make a lot of sense as an insult.

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    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Make I go live at the Apple Store?" I should live at the Apple Store then?

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    Bill Kubeck
    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have an iPhone and never will. But then, I live with my wife and my parents (who are dead).

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    AuntKaren12
    AuntKaren12
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar, or lack thereof, is killing my 60-year-old soul

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    Auntriarch
    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a Nigerian post, it's pidgin. Relax your soul.

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    grotesqueer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the awkwardest kiss photos I've ever had to witness 😭

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These censors are pathetic lmfao

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're from the original IG posts, which is even weirder than BP's censoring.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahhhh thats f****n cruelll

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    Heather Talma
    Heather Talma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kay this is the first one that is ACTUALLY not understandable.

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    Lyoness
    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who, exactly, took this picture? Because if someone else did, EW, and if they took it themselves, well, EW.

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    timer, remote trigger, a photo set, or just some influenza person?

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    C.O. Shea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know who was documenting this special moment for those kids. 😂

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I got instant Alzheimer's on this.

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    Louplou
    Louplou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally just questioned whether I was having a stroke!

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    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny. We Nigerians don't have the luxury of constant electricity. Sometimes, there's electricity 3 out of 7 days, lasting a few hours.

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    Kim Lorton
    Kim Lorton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are one of the moments I cherish because each moment with you, make my heart beat longer, harder and i sweat!

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    the dancing demon (she/her)
    the dancing demon (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Je t'adore, correct me if I'm wrong of probably made some awful mistake

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ?

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    KinoEel
    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I’m just dumb but I have no idea what Trouziz is either. Someone please expalin

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro imagine not organising this well and getting christmas socks in return for a ps5 or some s**t 😭💀

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    Hagebumi
    Hagebumi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But..don't we do presents because of love and not because of, what we will get in exchange for the present. So what's wrong about socks for a ps5, when I buy this for people I truly love, it shouldn't matter. Some people have more money than others. It depends on with how much love you gifted a person. My Husband had no money for years. So it was only me who bought him presents and I loved it to see his joy. :-) I got a looong massage instead.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouziz (Trousers, pants) Basically, he's begging poverty to leave him.

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    I have the memory of a... uh... what was it again?
    I have the memory of a... uh... what was it again?
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    everyone downvote this comment, i want to see how much i can get

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    Zedrapazia
    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, the platform is gonna give you a temporary ban if you do that

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    Mama Penguin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had these growing up in Indonesia. It's also available in dark green, both 600 ml and 1 L version.

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    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're water bottles that basically every Nigerian used as a child. The design is so "thoughtful" that the rope handle never stays dry.

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    John Haley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have I had a stroke? or is the grammar on 90% of these posts way too... pre-school?

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    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the frequent references to Lagos, I suspect most or all of these are Nigerian. Their colloquial English is very different from most other English-speaking countries!

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what that means

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    laura lee
    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If his plane stops in another country, he counts that as a visit to said county, even if he doesn't get out and actually steps foot in that country

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    Belinda Ugonna Okoh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are mostly Nigerian posts here, and they are writing in Pidgin English. It's a style of mixing English with local languages. It's not a grammar error. English is the official language of Nigeria so we speak English well.

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    Michelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the posts are in pidgin english

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    Digirat
    Digirat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a stopover at another country, it counts as visiting the country. Travel math.

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    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will remove everything by eating it.

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    WindySwede
    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does apple juice keep the doctor away as well...?

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    Bill Kubeck
    Bill Kubeck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything, in order of impulsive taste.

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    Lama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (This is about hemoglobin and the possibility of sickle cell disease.)

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    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl doesn't need to worry, the vaccine was approved the other day. Treatable!

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    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it... Is this a well known stupid person?

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched her up and apparently she was on big brother season 7. Thats all I could find idk what it means tho

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPRINGY THINGY edit: they still sell these

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what's this and meeting is not even in my dictionary anymore. Just send a message. Yes I'm old and be in the house for a weekend is a reward not a punishment.

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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why couples from African cultures having wedding guests not from that culture is such a problem if two sets of invitations aren't sent out. By all means, send a "regular" one to your families. But for those of us not from the countries you're from, PLEASE send us an invitation with the time the thing actually starts. If I'm at the venue on time and they're still just now unlocking the doors, I'm leaving.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I do a birthday party, German kids come and leave on time, Africans like me come 2 hours later and never leave. 😂😂😂 That's in our blood

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does AirDrop mean? I’ve heard of it but I don’t know what it is

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    adelinedrew444 avatar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The taking a picture is fine but if they bust out the bright a*s camera in the middle of the restuarant im leaving their asses there and getting takeout by myself. Thats embarrassing.

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    BarkingSpider
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?

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    Lyoness
    Lyoness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's because the OP missed the "I" in "Why am (I) trending". Bit of an overreaction though.

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    probably an apple
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay why is “weirdest” be censored?? 😭

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm honestly at this point I don't think it's actually censorship. Like at this point it seems like there are just lines through random words. Cuz there have been curse words with no lines at all.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone at BP HAS to be having their last day working for them. That's the only reasonable explanation why they'd be censoring random words.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with the censoring in this joint? This is getting ridiculous. Fire was censored earlier. And okay, maybe that could be triggering to some people, but some of these other words? I mean, if you get offended so easily maybe you shouldn't go on the internet.

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