Ah, a thunderstorm. The weather is absolutely gorgeous today! Shall we go for a walk?

If you constantly find yourself suppressing the urge to spit out sarcastic remarks to everyone you interact with, we’ve got the perfect list for you down below, pandas.

We’ve taken a trip to the Sarcasm Only Instagram account to find some of the best sarcastic memes that you might appreciate, so enjoy scrolling through these hilariously relatable pics. Keep reading to also find a conversation we were lucky enough to have with coach and mental health expert Andrea M. Darcy, and be sure to upvote the funny sarcastic memes that make you feel seen!

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Rayven
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Upvote for the smiling dog.

Ur worth it
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this sarcastic???? It's true!!!!

Ima Manimal
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s all good till someone shits the pool.

dinoz71
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that's why there are no humans here... Dogs know better...

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marianne eliza
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My GSP breeder gave a 1st birthday pool party for the litter I got a dog from. 11 puppies in the litter, plus mom and maternal grandmother and maternal grandfather. What a blast and a perfect pool for it. One whole end was steps up and out.

Sinnsyk Jakte
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would fit right in because I can only doggie paddle as a swimmer...

Kat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww those smiles say it all

Lia is a platypus
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the only party I want to go to

Beachbum
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would absolutely love to go to this party!

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Meet the Sarcasm Only Instagram Account

Sarcasm is a highly divisive style of speaking. For some of us, it’s become an uncontrollable impulse to reply sarcastically when anyone utters an obvious statement, but for others, it’s considered a rude and sharp way of communicating. We can understand both sides, but if you’re not a fan, please make way for the sarcasm fanatics! The Sarcasm Only Instagram account is the perfect place for those of us who just can’t help but reply with, “Yeah, right!” or “No waaay!” It’s a medical condition; we really can’t control it!

This popular page, which has shared over 21k posts and amassed a whopping 16.2 million followers, isn’t just about mocking others. It also posts hilarious self-deprecating jokes, sarcastic memes about life, and pics that all of us can relate to. So sit back, grab a snack, relax, and enjoy all of these memes that might make you feel bonded to your fellow sarcastic soul mates. Unless you’re looking at this while you’re working, then you should really take your time going through it. Otherwise, you’ll have to go back to work!

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    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it's probably just a legal thing - if landlords could charge you for children, they absolutely would. If they could charge you for breathing, they'd do it.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't having children punishment enough?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, instead of Child Fee it should be called "A sorry to neighbor" fee.

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    Hendo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was a sh*tty parent fee more than a kid fee! If you can't be a good parent and teach your kid/s respect for others, you should pay a fee!

    Brendan (banned for downvotes)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I moved into my house, the stench of cat urine was so potent that the building surveyor had to put a warning in his report that the presence of it is dangerous for pregnant women.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, wait... isn't the danger from the cat 💩, not the urine smell?

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    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or screeching. Heel stomping. Inciting the dog into a riot.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet fees are for dogs because they tend to pee on the furniture etc especially if cooped up inside, and they bark randomly at stuff like shadows and birds on the window ledge... so ... the idea, as I understand it, is to discourage dog owners specifically.

    Fennecfoxcat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, my grandparents have to pay 50$ a month for a fish.

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    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot up vote this enough! My son did more damage to my last condo then either of my dogs did....

    somnomania
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not sarcasm, just truth

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep talking. There going to start changing for both.

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    Why Do People Love Sarcasm and Sarcastic Memes So Much?

    To get to the bottom of why many people love sarcasm memes so much, we reached out to Andrea M. Darcy, a coach and mental health expert, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. First, Darcy explained that sarcasm on the internet and sarcasm in real life are two separate beasts. "Sarcasm on the internet is often just a kind of high end humor, a play on situations and words. It’s often very creative, and even a way to spread ideas that can be useful, and can highlight important political or societal issues we need to think about," she shared.

    "And often people sharing sarcastic memes are not really the sarcastic type, they aren’t using that sort of humor in real life. We just see the immediate humor, mindlessly laugh and/or share, and move on," the expert added. "So where sarcasm is of more interest to me is when I come across someone who is consistently using it as a form of communication. Because that is what it really is, a warped way to communicate what is bothering us, or what we want, in a way that can unfortunately upset others."

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    pink_panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There kind of is! But it's up to you to stop eating it as soon as you realize. Much easier said than done.

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    Marcos Valencia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, they would charge you extra calories if you enjoyed it too much. Karma is such an a*****e.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this include the fat rebate?

    Bored Seb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't that called "puking" ?

    Laura Lett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if the food makes you sick, no I won't eat your tuna.

    Scp_049
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the food makes you sick, you might get a calorie refund through puking.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just a calorie refund either

    madeline tansey bryson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah!!!! Also what about stuff you didn't eat cos you wanted to be good, so extra calories off

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why "diet" foods and drinks taste like shite. They aren't better for you, but because they taste of lukewarm ar$e, your brain doesn't register them as a "treat", so no guilt.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some diet stuff is worse for you. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3198517/

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a finger, stick that in your mouth hole and 'ta da' problem solved!

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    Darcy went on to note that she actually doesn't think very many people use sarcasm in real life, as opposed to sharing hilarious sarcastic memes online. "There I find it’s quite a limited subset of people, as it’s really a humor that requires a certain type of thinking, a certain intelligence and creativity, and even a sort of arrogance, to make it really land," she explained. "I say arrogance as the hidden message behind sarcasm, whether we realize it or not, is, ‘look how much smarter I am than you’. Other forms of humor are more about, ‘look what we have in common’. So I see sarcasm as also a lonely form of humor. It places us above others looking down."

    "As for whether sarcasm becomes a habit the more we use it, all humor does," Darcy continued. "Because it gets us attention. We see we made others laugh, and we get a little hit of connection. And that can feel addictive, particularly, as is often the case with sarcasm, if we are using humor because we are insecure or socially awkward otherwise. As humans we are driven to seek connection, it’s a primal drive, really. Not surprising as at one point connection upped our chances of survival. We needed the connection of a tribe to raise our likelihood of finding food and fighting off wild animals, etcetera."

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad I didn't punch you when I really wanted to

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should wear a t-shirt that says "You're Welcome."

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    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought up the best insult but I didn’t want to lower your self esteem

    Angry Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People don't respect me enough for not screaming at the top of my lungs at them when I am angry.

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well tbf you are an angry unicorn, is hard to take it seriously lol

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    Matilda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me all over. I have to hold back a lot! haha!

    Shard_of_Moon_Glass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like seriously though. I could be way more of a fück up.

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad I didn’t say that really mean thing (an you know it was harsh because I am too tired and annoyed to care anymore)

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me everyday at cars in traffic

    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like I have a new motivational poster for my cubicle!

    Heather Wolmarans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't comprehend the level of restraint I put in place at the beginning of every meeting, every shopping trip, every parent-teacher encounter....

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    "For me, sarcasm often says a person grew up in a home where they weren’t given enough love, support, and attention for who they were," the expert went on to explain. "Either they were criticized, or they were overlooked, or they were only given attention if they were interesting, funny, or good. When we aren’t fully accepted and supported as kids, we create masks that make us feel safe. Defense mechanisms. That we carry into adulthood. Sarcasm can be just that, a defense mechanism."

    "Sarcasm tends to be the humor of choice of those who are insecure but also very smart," Darcy noted. "Perhaps even sidelined a bit by others as they were smart. You see it takes a certain intelligence to be a master of sarcasm. Sarcasm can give a smart, awkward type some social credibility."

    "But it also says someone is defensive," she added. "Sarcasm is also a form of defensiveness. People using sarcasm a lot are often doing it as deep down they feel criticized, so they criticize back in a funny way. They deflect and project. So those who always use sarcasm can be hiding that they are actually quite sensitive."

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merge day 1 and 2 and you'll have two days of Victorian wasting disease ;)

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The first five days after the weekend are the hardest...

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should have a 7 day weekend!

    Deb M.F.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work 4- 10hr shifts and have three-day weekends every week :)

    Imke R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed!! It's so hard to cram all 3 of those days into 2. Run errands Saturday 1st half, then run home and clean the house and prep for the social activity. Then stay in bed all day Sunday recuperating. *sigh*

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could show this to my housemate who never gets done complaining about his job, his work environment, how tired he is, how he needs an extra day off. But he'd just stay in his bed and sulk, and not think this the least bit funny. I love it.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me rub it in. I'm retired, and I have 7-day weekends.

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work 12hr shifts and have 4days off :) 1day with my partner, 1day to work in my dads shop so he can have a day off, 1day to take disabled mum shopping and 1 day to do as I please :)

    Shard_of_Moon_Glass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not 3 day weeks instead? Now we’ll have 2 more days of staying in bed as if we have a Victorian wasting disease.

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    Darcy explained that sarcasm and sarcastic memes can also hide anger and an inability to show anger in healthy ways. "[It] is the passive aggressive person’s humor of choice," she told Bored Panda. "Instead of being clear on what is bothering us and what we want, we couch it in sarcasm. We say, 'No, don’t worry, I just love having to wait half an hour every time we meet up, it fills my heart with joy to sit alone in a restaurant looking like a leper.' What we really want to say is, 'Hey, it makes me anxious when you are always late, it makes me kind of angry, can we find some sort of solution for this.'"

    And according to the expert, sarcasm is not always appropriate, as it can be very hurtful. "The trouble is that we can be so addicted to sarcasm, and so reliant on it to communicate, that even when we know if we let it fly it will upset the other, we just can’t stop ourselves. And we say something that implies the other is stupid, or flawed, that gives the impression we know better than them, and they pull away from us. And we might feel bad about it, but out comes the sarcasm again, to cover up our vulnerability."

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a teenager and do that all the damn time

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOSS move is when you do the same thing with the replacement you purchased and now there are two of them being 'kept safe' somewhere.

    Peachblossom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then recall it, walk into the room and forget again

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or walk into the room and forget what you went into there for.

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    Lsai Aeon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya know that one meme that says "Nothing is lost until Mom loses it" Yeah, my mom swore up and down that I had lost my high school diploma. I had intentionally given it to her so I wouldn't lose it when I got off the stage. We argued over that until she was killed last June. I found it this past year while cleaning out her house in HER dresser. I'm 44 and graduated high school in 1997

    Tiny3000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be insensitive but why would she do that??

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every damn time. New hack: take a photo of the very important thing, in it's new place, and name the file as 'very important thing' so it's searchable on your computer. I do this, except for the part where I'm organised enough to transfer the photos to the laptop and rename them. Plus, then I run out of space, and delete the photos from my phone.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this same anti-super power. :(

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a list of where you put those things and then be sure to put the list in a place you’re sure to remember where you put it.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not so good at the second part of that, though I think I regularly ace the first. Unfortunately I can't find the evidence.

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    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For over 2 weeks I couldn't find my keys. So I borrowed my bf's when I had to drive anywhere. Turns out my keys were..... in the glove compartment of the car! I had used it several times but never saw my keys. 🤣🤣

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is when I distinctly remember seing what I am looking for somewhere one of these last days, but cannot recall where.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1978 we moved to Toronto. It wasn't until the following summer that I remembered that hubby had put all of our fishing rods up in the rafters in the basement. 45 years folks, and it still resonates. Funny thing is I googled that address and found that the last time this property sold was in 1978 for $55,000. So what do you say? The same folks own the house, could I just go knock on the door and ask for them since I moved back to the West Coast? Just checked the value of that house is now $1.2 million.

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    And while there are obviously healthier and less abrasive forms of communication, Darcy explains that it isn't always easy to break the habit if someone has been relying on sarcasm for ages. "I often find that when people hooked on sarcasm work on recognizing who they are without the sarcasm, at communicating without it, they often aren’t even people that invested in humor, oddly. All along it was just a defensiveness over a true desire to be funny."

    "Sarcasm can also be a way to communicate frustrations we have with other people, or to point out how they continually don’t meet our needs," the expert added. "So the true alternative becomes learning how to communicate in a straightforward, non violent way what is upsetting us and what our needs and feelings are. Which, of course, takes far more courage than being sarcastic and is a learning curve that can take some time."

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    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not even the same week

    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dunno, maybe throwing that dried and crumpled, on "the chair"?

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    Mayra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have a laundry putting away day

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washing Day - This Doesn't Smell That Bad Day - Folding Day.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ARE the same day! Just in different weeks!

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not even close. There are many "pick clean clothes from the laundry bag days" in between.

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wear clothing items multiple days in a row; that makes laundry day much more manageable.

    David P. Crews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this “putting away “ that you speak of?

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's when you move the clean clothes from the wash room to the "clean pile" section of the bedroom. 😉🤣

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    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laundry washing day is a week from laundry folding day(s) is several days from laundry putting away day

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    "The trouble is that sarcasm is a barbed humor. So it attracts people as it’s funny, but it also slightly pushes them away," Darcy went on to warn. "And in fact leaves others slightly scared, worried they’ll be the next target. It’s what I personally classify as ‘lonely humor’. As it gives the user little moments of seeming connection, but also keeps others at arm’s length."

    "So when I work with clients who always resort to sarcasm, I am immediately fascinated to understand what the drive behind it is," the expert explained. "What is the need for the sarcasm ‘wall’? What would it feel like to drop that wall and all their defenses, and be open and vulnerable to others again? Now that you are no longer that kid who doesn’t quite fit in and has to be funny to be liked but an adult with personal power? What if you don’t really need sarcasm anymore, even, you just think you do?"

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    Helena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This deserves applause.

    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY BP, WHY on EARTH would you JUST censor the Y in Tuesday, but NOT the rest of it. this makes NO sense WHATSOEVER, I AM DOWN TO MY LAST BRAINCELL!!!!! WHY does it make ANY sense to censor ANY of Tuesday AT ALL!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd be able to shop for others, I'd overthink everything

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo I’m guessing it’s Sunday?

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don;t eat them so I guess that is a good thing?

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OHMAHGAWD, world's biggest tip!

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    "What I often find is that many people who rely on sarcasm are deep down bored of it, even exhausted by it, but that they don’t know how to stop the endless quips, how to drop the defensiveness that sarcasm has become," Darcy says. "On a certain level, it’s unconsciously being used to keep them feeling safe in the world, and they need to recognize they are an adult with personal power who actually is safe already, without the sarcasm."

    If you'd like to hear more words of wisdom from Andrea M. Darcy, be sure to visit her website right here!

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    starkey !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all* sorry it just. why use ya'll . it's you all. y'all!

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg totally 🤣 🤣 🤣

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not mess with those crystal meth addicts, saying something smart a*s like that could get you killed , or possibly just robbed.because you forgot to.." Know your Audience." First rule for blabber mouths that want to get ripped to shreds. I keep my smart a*s remarks down in the presence of danger. *******

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was skimming Reddit and saw a post..."I tried crystal meth for the first time the other day..." WHY? Are people still subject to peer pressure? And/Or do they not watch/read the news?

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or more like 10 different ways (that you can count)!

    Friendly neighborhood possum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a simple possum. I see a family member of mine,I upvote

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a very worried cat (I know it's not a cat)

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok... so if it works for you ..that is cool.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my decisions are made with these three thoughts.

    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my face whenever I'm approached by strange people 😉

    MiTmite9
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Opossums are so cool. Sweet, gentle and super soft fur, too.

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that sounds right to me.

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all are forgetting that you get all 4 food groups with pizza so you are really eating a well balanced diet it you choose your toppings carefully.

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 125 miles above earth, gravity is 94% of what it is on earth, so you need to calculated what percentage of your body weight the pizza added and just float at the appropriate height to compensate. You're welcome.

    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a cookie is accidentally broken, all the calories fall out.

    Mayra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works with chips too, I love calorie science

    LapCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite is being on the toilet between 11:59pm and 12:00am. Same shït, different day.

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LapCat, that cracked me up! It's a good thing I'm alone, cos I'm sitting on the sofa making very weird squeaking noises for laughter.

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    Deb M.F.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah and don't forget to drink diet soda with everything...it negates all the calories you've eaten

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holiday calories don't count either! RIGHT???

    Captain Panda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the calorie wormhole!!

    Agfox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you drink diet cola with your midnight pizza then you end up with negative calories (kilojoules for us metric users)

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    Are There Any Benefits of Using Sarcasm?

    According to Francesca Gino at Scientific American, there may be some surprising benefits to using sarcasm, aside from the fact that it can keep people who annoy you at bay. Many communication experts and marriage counselors caution individuals to steer clear of using sarcasm, as it can be perceived as rude or offensive at times, but according to research, these ironic remarks and sarcastic memes about life can also boost creativity. Gino and her team found that participants in a study who engaged in sarcastic conversation fared better on creativity tasks than those who engaged in sincere or neutral dialogues.   

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me running like crazy to catch the train as if there wouldn't be another one 10 minutes later

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be at home on the London Underground. People crowdsurfing down escalators, headbutting old ladies to the ground, racing not to miss the 5.15 to Charing Cross because there won't be another till 5.17.

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    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not what you're running to, it's what you're running from.

    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I like my house. All my stuff is there. Especially wine 🍷

    LynnSynn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get home faster than I get to work in the morning.

    Tim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always late for the house.

    Nancy Lynch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rush away from work before it catches you to do more work.

    A Shipper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live 4 miles from my work and when I used to get off at 10:00 pm, it was all I could do to not drive home at 90 mph.

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me feeling like I have to rush through any shopping to get home, no reason.

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    Why is it that sarcasm can help boost our creativity? Well, Gino explains that the brain has to work a little harder to understand or interpret a sarcastic meme or comment, so it can lead to clearer and even more creative thinking. We have to decode the contradiction between tone and the actual words said, so we can’t just take a sarcastic remark at face value. However, sarcasm also has the power to damage relationships, if used inappropriately, so it’s important to only utilize this tool with individuals who we have healthy relationships with. Gino’s research also found that sarcasm can lead to conflicts if it’s used by people we don’t trust, and even when used by someone we love, we should be careful not to be too critical or harsh. 

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    Kosnian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weeping angel is depressed

    dinoz71
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine my life choices being so bad that I could make a weeping angel depressed... Hello, suicide hotline?

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    Earl Grey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guardian Angel calls for backup…

    LizzieBoredom
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leguardian Angel: Watches over your baggage.

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guardian angel went on strike years ago

    Sinnsyk Jakte
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the heavy sigh. They right. But I watch fail compilations with giggles all the time... Maybe that's how demons are made. Like--the guardian angel just keeps facepalming until they throw hands up and go, "You know what? Go for it."

    temmie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you wanna go to applebees or mcdonald's for dinner?

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    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be a male angel screaming and pulling his hair in frustration.😁

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days I imagine mine is probably trying not to pull his or her hair out while begging God to knock some sense into me! I’m grateful he or she probably has days that aren’t all that challenging, too!

    martymcmatrix
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nonsense! That is actually me after my passing when I realized that I fell for a life-scam of my "guardian angel", when he promised me highly and holy that I will get the second wing directly after my arrival on the other side. Now, I might probably hang around here forever, unable to fly...

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always look like I was born when photography was first invented... 🙄

    Bec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was #3, the novelty has worn off and getting film developed was a hassle, so very few pics of me.

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine aren't even color photos, but B&W.

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone shows you a pic of their baby "oh yeah it looks just like every other baby!"

    Justme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everything is slightly yellow

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol... baby pictures taken before color film... Yeah, I know.

    Martin Kaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or square pictures with rounded edges (instead of rectangles).

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    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they all look like the camera had a red filter on it?

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I’m 30 some thing and I’m genuinely surprised by how clear and sharp many of my childhood photographs still are!

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    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally tried to give up at work on Thursday!!! I work from home. I typed in Teams chat "That's it, I give up!!". My supervisor came back and posted a meme of a judge in robes, at the bench say, MOTION DENIED."

    Adam Zad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm giving up drinking for the rest of my life. Sorry, bad punctuation... I'm giving up. Drinking for the rest of my life.

    F.O.H.P.R.G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I applaud you for lasting this long.

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "stuff" starts to happen once you surrender.

    Rachel Ainsworth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read an article where you take your net wealth and divide it by the estimated number of days left in your life. If you can survive on that amount per day then you're good to drop out of the rat race.

    Ima Manimal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retirement was the best decision I’ve ever made!

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that forever ago, happy to inform u it's really nice

    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People sound so cheerful in their LockedOut posts

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave up years ago best decision of my life.

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    As popular as sarcasm memes are around the globe, not everyone perceives it the same way. Brits, for example, are known for being extremely polite to strangers, yet incredibly sarcastic to friends and loved ones, as poking fun at one another is seen as a way to express affection. And even in the United States, not everyone can take a funny sarcastic meme the same way. According to a study that compared college students from upstate New York with students from Memphis, Tennessee, students up North were far more likely to use sarcasm with one another than those in the South. In fact, 56% of Northerners considered sarcasm to be funny, while only 35% of the Southerners thought the same.  

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they’re texts too

    Dragons Exist
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    Charlotte Andrus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did that today when I cancelled a shoe store message. I bought one pair of shoes and now they want me to buy a different pair every day!

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they start texting we should be able to press the fire emoji and burn their business to the ground.

    Rodney McKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throwaway email accounts (or forwarders). Use a different one for each company you deal with, and delete it when you're tired of hearing from them.

    Jk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you make a spare email, that you turn off notifications for

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have several. One for company offers ( coupons etc ). One for legitimat business ( bank, utilities) . One for social.

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    Gina Babe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I downloaded unroll me, works great

    jjdubs W
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sign up for a discount for your first order." "This order is not part of the discount." FML

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you're not alone anymore

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad, like soo sad, despite being of age we also have a senior dog with separation anxiety, we have to take him with us for the car ride, then I run in the market like the game show supermarket sweep while my husband waits in the car with Jerry, when we have my son watching him, we get dressed up to go to the market like we’re on a date

    witchling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that my tea just shot out my nose, sprayed my phone and ruined my clean sheets because of the relatability of this comment.

    Lady Perkele
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... they are... depending on your mood it can be exciting to go outside to buy milk, or it can be your only dose of socialize in the whole winter.

    Hendo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! I love grocery shopping because it gives me some peace from the kids 🤦‍♀️

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The post office is as "going out" as it gets.

    LynnSynn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Takes me an hour of quiet meditation for a 30 minute supermarket trip.

    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember a time when it didn't feel that way.

    V Bingham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep l can't afford either but l Must Escape the 4 Walls!

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    David Wambold
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life will do that. GET OFF MY LAWN. D**n kids.

    Astrius
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am 14 and if anyone tells me later that those were the best years of my life i’ll strangle them with their vocal cords.

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says you can't have fun inside? Let's play bingo fellow 80s!

    F.O.H.P.R.G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me having fun is watching the black and white 1940's pride and prejudice...

    H.J. carlson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiddo, it's the 50's on up that hit you like that 😅

    Old Roadie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... talk about feeling seen

    David Jeffery
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And pull yr damn pants up - what's wrong with you kids these days?????

    Grace Skerp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These kids nowadays..." I think I remember doing that.

    Kat097
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..Have fun now. Laugh today. I have learned that in my older age. The quote "Seize the Day." was written for us oldsters to remember to Enjoy ourselves. Not to dwell on the past which we can not change. We can change just for today. See what happens. I live alone so the worst for me is catching up on the dishes and the housework if I give myself a day off. For myself, it is worth the extra effort.

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    Teens in particular tend to love using sarcasm and sarcastic memes about life, to tell their parents how cool they are or how much they appreciate having a curfew and restrictions on screen time. But according to the BBC, this sass, as annoying as it may be, can actually be perceived as a sign of intelligence. Little kids don’t understand sarcasm, as they have to grow and develop to realize that not everything should be taken literally. But if your teen is an avid user of sarcasm, you can be proud of the fact that they’re experimenting with language, humor and, of course, they’re smart enough to understand that humans don’t always mean what they say. 

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was pivoting into Drunk Vomit Girl with Wing-friend holding the hair, but windy day donuts are good too

    Mariele Scherzinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't she just stand facing the wind? It solves the hair problem.

    Spongebob Sadpants
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a bald woman i need no support. People will stop to look at my head tattoos though.

    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all for friends and support, but a scrunchie will literally do this job

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when you need a scrunchie most they are nowhere to be found

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    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, woman have come a long way, baby.

    Trinity Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my bestie would either laugh while i attempt to eat the donut or would hold my hair back, there is no in-between.

    MiTmite9
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supporting or enabling? I dunno . . .

    Kurichfield
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what happens when it's just down to the two ladies? Who gets the donut?

    aartdesigns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that scenario. I think that is what is known as 'enabling'.

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    SCamp
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being in Prep (US Kindergarten I guess) and thinking the Grade 6 kids (all of 12, tops) were full blown adults

    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember being in preschool and thinking that SECOND GRADERS were TERRIFYINGLY large lol

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    Chris B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but when most of us were kids people in their 20s owned their own home, had well paid jobs, and generally did feel like they had their s*** together

    SZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um .... anybody wanna clue in OP about their 30s, 40s, 50s .... yea....

    KittyMommy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 48, I still say I don't know what I want to be when I grow up

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    vogonpoet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought this of myself. Heck, 20 years later and I still don't.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see people driving today who am very sure are perfectly legally allowed to drive and all I can think is "Where are their parents? What's going on????"

    MC C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when people in their 20s actually had their ship together

    Mr.G86
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought adults were free in their 30s, wtf?

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we grew up watching shows like 'Friends' LYING LIARS LIES LIES MCLIARSONS

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or thinking your life is going to change overnight, the minute you turn 18 and HAVE to be an adult.

    Cynthia Carter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to our neighbors son's high school graduation a few years ago. Heard a kid gleefully saying “I'm free!” afterwards. Ha, sure you are.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon one will overtake the other

    Fakus nameus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon you will have dinner after you go to bed

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too old for Snapchat, too young for life alert.

    vogonpoet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not yet 8:30pm. I'm currently on the last "Five minutes till bed son!" not because I need quiet, but because that's when I want to go to bed.

    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thursday, work from home, off at 5:30. 5:45 Three Musketeers. 6:00 meds and beds. I'm 59. Yep, can't wait till I'm 60!!

    Francine Oglethorpe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I eat on bed or sleep at the table

    Ga Di
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even worse with poopin´ and sleeping time...

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat, watch TV, then, fall asleep sitting up. My neck hates me now ..

    Androgyny Lunacy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I grew up in a night owl family.

    Jan Dunn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to learn about early bird specials....🤭

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    Sarcasm can even be a healthy and harmless way for teens to let off steam. It can be a coping mechanism that can make the stress of school (or the stress of simply being a teen) more bearable. In fact, one study found that depressed and anxious individuals began using sarcasm memes even more frequently during the course of the Covid-19 pandemic, as their fears needed to be channeled somewhere.   

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    Hawkmoon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Accidentally". Yes, but with video games.

    Elsker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about worrying about your weight and accidentally downing a box of chocolates?

    SailorLex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happens all the time. Maybe not always with clothes, but yeah. You're just walking from one room to another, minding your own business, you trip over the edge of the carpet and WHAM! Thanks for shopping with us.

    Lady Perkele
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first salary this summer... I ordered a new viking dress... halp

    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your dress and raise my inflatable t-rex costume. Best.stupid. buy.ever!

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    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Amazon app is crack. Husband trolls the front door daily because he's sure the delivery truck that just went by stopped for me. Sorry, not sorry.

    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must mean accidentally on purpose.

    Evripidou Maria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just spent 300 euro on doctors, analyses and examinations but i just HAD to order those lion king stickers

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maria, you would need them if you had to spend on doctors, etc. Lion king stickers might be the best medicine.

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    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever stressed about money I like to buy things, I did not know I needed.

    Maureen Rouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With me, it's usually kitchen gadgets or cookware. I could probably supply a commercial kitchen with the stuff I have.

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I finish the food in 5 minutes.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!! Perfect

    Bob Harnan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I’m eating pizza with a movie, I’m done before the companies are even done. It’s so annoying because I know at that rake I’ll be done with an entire pizza befor the movie is even half over

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My weekends, I love it. Me in my nest. If anyone tries to disrupt that, god help them.

    Rayven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I start eating before I can figure out what to watch.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes you must spend an hour to find your show first then get your food otherwise the food gets cold and lumpy and there's nothing to find

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But first I have to check my email, see if I sold anything on eBay. Then I flag any people on Craigslist who are selling puppies. Forgot to tee up my movie, so I have to choose between Netflix, Amazon Prime and Disney Plus. By that time my food is cold.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have absolutely reached the stage where the food I ate while trying to find a movie or show did not count. Gotta refill the plate so it is a fresh start for settling into the show.

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gleaned is such a good word. It slides out of the mouth so smoothly

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (please someone understand this) Scythe Goddard be like:

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    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been delusional for years and it is a beautiful place.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First delusion might be the extent to which anyone will notice.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And suddenly my life has direction again.

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "Go for it" do something wild and crazy..

    Sinnsyk Jakte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever prayed to a known dead god...?

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only way it made it to 45.Good luck.

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    But as we all know, we have to tread lightly when it comes to sarcasm and use it wisely. Licensed Mental Health Counselor Anthony D. Smith writes for Psychology Today that folks who use sarcasm too often might also harbor passive-aggressive characteristics and be incapable of genuinely expressing their emotions. Sarcasm and funny sarcastic memes especially, can be a fun tool to use, but when we utilize it constantly to avoid true intimacy or being honest with ourselves and others, it might be time to scale back on the ironic jokes.

    #25

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's either my cat or it isn't. Either way 🤷

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably the ghost of my cat. If it's anything else, my ghost cat will probably deal with it.

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    Francine Oglethorpe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True crime jas taught me ain't nothing gonna save me anyway...I'm just gonna pretend to be dead

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my two dogs aren't barking at it, it's nothing to worry about.

    Rayven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just tell the spirits to leave.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me seeing someone tryin to rob my house: .... Burglar:..... Me: Wrong house, bro. Better luck next time.

    itsyournenbyapollo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it’s a murderer? that’s unfortunate i don’t wanna get up

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost, vampires,werewolf,Bigfoot, or just a burglar?

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    #26

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute as a little ol’ bug, but totally evil to the core.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Guess which shoe I pooped in! Heheheh!"

    Rayven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought I could relate so hard to a post.

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolute perfection. Best meme on this thread.

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    Beautys solace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess what, using that next time someone asks me that question.

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way it's felt in the U.S. for the last 7 years or so...

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just goes to prove you do not know have to live.

    Jan Dunn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's closer to sarcasm.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I was just going to say it's my birthday..." (quite pause)

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    Is this list making you realize just how much sarcasm is pumping through your veins, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying these hilarious sarcastic memes, and feel free to share your best snarky remarks with us in the comments below! We just love it when you insult us! Keep scrolling through these pics, and then when you’re finished with this list, be sure to check out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Sarcasm Only Instagram account right here!

    #28

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to? But... But... I do

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite coworker. Me "did you see my email?". Him: "all your emails go to folder instead of my inbox so I can review them when I'm emotionally prepared'. I really liked Jay

    Jennifer Ness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once struggled to find a polite alternative to "wtf are you even talking about?" during a meeting... all I could come up with was "I have no idea why you just said that"

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the email says: Just to clarify, did you mean XYZ? What's in your mind: What the f**k are you saying?

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My math teacher when the dumb kid tries to be smart and say nonsense

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate...After all it is different when we are "at work". We got to have manners, this is not our brother or sister we are talking to.. LOL

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger's friends are a thing. They exists when they need you and they don't when you need them.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they say when your in the hospital: "if you need anything......". But when you call they are to busy, I hadn't planned to go out today, can't someone else do it.....All I needed was someone to go 1 and 1/2 miles down the road to get my meds from the pharmacy when I got home. I had 1/2 my colon removed. Cancer. After a day and a half of asking, I got dressed, walked two blocks to catch the bus in 40 degree weather. Went and picked up my medication. You sure know who your "friends" really are.

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    Dawn Marie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like being alone (lonely) in a crowded room.

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I understood it, but somehow I relate to it so bad. So many people I like and SO few people I can count on

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so few people as “friends” that I get along with, and next to zero on people I can count on TvT It’s like… I like This perdón, i admire them, but thats it. Admire them from afar and if they come near you, stammer and go blank on what to say so you seem like the most boring person in the world.

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    Adashimalover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend that's not exactly a friend because I will text them out of nowhere and they will answer me. I ask them lots of things about romance( I don't know a lot about romance) and they'll answer me honestly. Best friend but non-friend I've ever had

    Lizlogs_7
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many like that...My parents have started questioning if I actually have friends and I have started questioning my existence in this world As a teenager they say they're your friends and all they ever need u for are notes and other favours. I'm just merely existing amongst s****y human beings

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sis is friends with everyone she meets unless they’re mean to her, and she likes to think I don’t have any except one or two. Little do they know I have at least 2 forbidden friends… my sis always embarrasses herself when she finds me talking to someone and goes “awwww Im so proud of you” like I’m suddenly BFFs with the people I’m talking to… she’s younger than me

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no friends. Except, when I do. ... it's complicated.

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

    SheHulk
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend once who could be a total b***h (but funny), but was always there when needed.

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    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed.Too much todaying.

    Rhys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even get me started on tomorrow. Literally. Please. I'm begging you.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's best if you don't say/type that word. The one that ends with w.

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    Hoody Hoo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, I've todayed so much I can't tomorrow either.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomorrowing isn’t looking good either.

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I love this! Maybe this should be on a T-shirt!

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have learned to switch from todaying to now it's ME time.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you don't want to start tomorrowing too soon either, do you ?

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I hit the limit on tomorrowing for tomorrow as well.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6pm here. I'm done.

    Rayven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Todaying involved too much peopling for my taste.

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when adults ask you really enthusiastically "How was school?"when we get home from school. If you want to spend time with your kid don't ask them about the one thing that 95% of kids hate. Just ask us literally anything else.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworkers: “So how was your weekend?? Do anything fun???”

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture!!! So Real! If I copy it and send it to friends, they'll think it's ME!

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking for my next job and for some reason, people think they can call at 7, 8, 9 etc. AM as if I'm awake waiting for job return calls since they are at work and making those calls. I'm unemployed b#$%h! I want a job but I don't set my alarm every day hoping/waiting for a job call. Don't get me started on the East Coast jerks calling me when I'm in PST time.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I don't know how I try to explain this to my "got wake up early all the time" partner...I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN NOR WILL BE A F*****G MORNING PERSON"!!! YOu get what you get before 10am and trust that i will be fine later much later

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like in my warehouse. All the germans and other white people are grumpy and the corners of their mouths hang to ground, while the african guys are already laughing and making jokes at 5:30 am.

    honeyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so annoying and i'm so jealous of them at the same time

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are different.. but the guy in the photo might be asking us to remember the rights of vampires...so I would tell him to "stay in bed till you grow a new face on."

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally, sit in my room, in my rocking chair, curtains drawn, with my coffee, and my phone. Praying, no one enters until that first cup is empty! Do Not Enter, and do not talk to me!

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vets office might be cheaper

    Zoey Rayne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you insure your pet for less than $20 a month.

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    Josh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cheaper for my spouse not to work during the week and stay home with our kids than it would be for them to work full time.

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could stay home and she could work

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    Victoria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have baby fever, take a nap. Did you enjoy that nap? Yes? Then don't have kids 🤣

    Lia is a platypus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some good birth control right there ^^

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is actually less than this and it was so expensive, about $900/month in Arizona. But I know others who spent about $4000/month for their son across the country. That was ridiculous in my mind but it was affordable in their world.

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daycare is $1600 a month. Then factor in supplies, field trips, bake sales, forced volunteer events, introvert nightmares, and feigning interest in the worst people. But I digress, congratulations are in order!

    A girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, i know, right? I'm quite old. My mom paid $80 a week for a woman to come to our house and watch two kids. My daughter can't find preschool for her 4yo for less than $300 a week. Yes, we sit for him.

    lakitha tolbert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock that fever right out of ya!!!

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    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite. I get overly sentimental and attached and then my mum yells at me for wanting to keep things.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell her that sentimentality is wonderful, and keeping things are precious. Then the zinger, just finish with, "see mom, I kept you didn't I?"

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    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also a good way to realize that about half the s**t you own has been sitting or hanging somewhere, in a not completely forgotten corner, and not used for years.

    Demongrrrrl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Packing is a great way to discover that none of your clothes for anymore.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not packing, but moving. That's when you discover you own an Everest of rubbish and you start feeling envious for those nomad tribes who make do with a tunic, a tent, a wooden bowl and a rug.

    DarkGlassSphere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually stuck between - 'Worry to forget smth important' and 'Oh hell, I need nothing!'

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am driven to organize all packing.... and I like the stuff I own, I just do not know how to get everything I need on the moving van or friend's car. so mostly the stuff at the end gets donated.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get rid of everything except two shirts/pants, etc. You learn to appreciate what you have.

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't think you have too much stuff ----- take a trip where you travel with only one carryon suitcase of items. Come home a few months later and you'll realize you have to sell everything you own.

    Tiny Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, doing laundry is a great way to see you wear the same three outfits and really have no need for your wardrobe or anything in it.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to put out potential legal fires (as in, someone could get hurt if we don't fix this) they laid me off. Now I'm like ^^.

    MygrandsonscallmeNia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I warned my landlord about the leak in the ceiling in my bathroom. No one would believe me, because the leak is next to the stairwell. No one's bathroom, or puppies are in that area. Skip to 6 years later; drywall mud,in ceiling has almost all fell off into the bathtub (yes, I always clean it up!), Wall in shower is starting to rot. He patched the ceiling a few days ago. Not going to fix interior! Jacka$$!

    Patrick Linnen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H/W and Network support yells: "We need to get rid of these old out-of-warranty servers! Who owns them?" rest of org: ***silence**** H/W and Network support yells: "Are there any services still needed on them?" rest of org: ***crickets chirp**** H/W and Network support yells: "Hello?" rest of org: ***tumbleweeds*** *servers are disconnected from network* rest of org: *spontaneous three-ring circus eruption*

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once given a "spare" computer to use as a test server. Until I hooked it up to the network and we discovered it was an old dns server.

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    Amanda Lynch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And then they blame u for it

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of guilt tripping staff at my school holiday program were put under when the rostering person stuffed up, not having enough people on or not rostering breaks correctly was ridiculous! Not our fault you didn't listen to us in the weeks beforehand about our available times!

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    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As pursuant to my email of (two weeks ago), the damage to company property occurring (yesterday) was identified and forewarned against before production began. The quotations in the previous email's attachment are still are valid for another 4 weeks per vendor. Awaiting approval to purchase replacements." I wish I could say I've written less than 10 of these kinds of emails, but I would be lying.

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I tell management about a problem, they say, "well fix it yourself"

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is hard and downright aggravating when you know you are right but the bosses think their way is better.

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I quit Sears because of the idiocy of my working situation, I told them the company had no idea what they were doing and would be going under. Three months later Sears ceased to exist. No surprise to me.🤔🤨

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣. I can laugh now, because I quit right after flipping the Bic.

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    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But you do know that you are upset and sad. Let us begin from there...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, let me point out that this point is a point we all eventually very pointedly point out to each other with our pointers, but without pointing fingers at anyone who might not take our point very well. Get the point?

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s called the tipping point/ falling off point/ point of no return.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liminality describes this for me

    StitchIsCuteAndFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I learned a new word today. “Anything that is not Euclidean geometry.” And now I will have to research what Euclidean geometry is.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll start my diet tomorrow, which never seems to come

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me (Starts diet) Bev: How much did you lose? Me: About a day

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is me every day. I feel so guilty about it too. My life has fallen apart

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. If I can accomplish one thing per day, it was a successful day. Even if I do that one thing at 11PM.

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    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A timer helps me... but today.. I just remembered.. I got to do the dishes.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me a year ago. Still me today.

    Edward Dwyer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You jinxed yourself by talking about laundry

    Kat Hague
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think I have ever seen a sentence that describes me so well!!!😼

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace Netflix with Zelda and that was Saturday in a nutshell.

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    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this me?! why do I always fall for people who need therapy? is this normal?

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno 😟 I fall for them too I think… except for this annoyingly perfect dude who might as well be an angel for all I know!!! Well… maybe I don’t? I fall for… guys Who look scary on the outside but are soft and squishy on the inside??? Something like that. I think It’s nice to like people who need help because you can be the one to help them with unconditional love

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay then, I'm tall and into therapy.

    Androgyny Lunacy
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    2 years ago

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    Trinity Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tall fictional men who are probably gay but are also villains and seem to flirt with everyone

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom hates that sometimes I work from home (we don't live together, not even in the same city!) and she says she prefers that I go to the office because I need to "socialize more" 😭 (edit to add: I'm 47 😭😭)

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "socialize more" wtf?? you're an adult. if you wanna socialize you can, but if you don't want to, you don't have to. you're not a 504 accomodation kid who was dragged into the school cafeteria by the counselor who is now forcing random kids to come talk to you (this was me). if she tries to actively control you, talk to her about it at length.

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom actually did this one time. She was older and we lived together so I could help out. One day I got a migraine so bad I wanted to pound my head against the wall. I’m in a dark room unable to move and even breathing makes it hurt more. My mom called into work for me to tell them I couldn’t come in. (Get this! I’m a nurse. Hospitals don’t care if you’re sick) The charge nurse asked “Well can’t she take a couple of Tylenol and come in?” The call went downhill from there.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that once. On 9/11. My mom asked me not to go in. I got fired. From McDonald's.

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cool boss, she knows my family. That has actually worked for me the couple days I have had to say it.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have considered doing this when my anxiety has been bad, but in the end decided the anxiety about what they would think if I did was worse, so I just sucked it up and went to work because I couldn't see another way out.

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummm ...maybe wait a few years before working again.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats need me, can't I work from home today?

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom's know what is best for their baby.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Be" is not a verb. Learn English.

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    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no children. My sisters like to ask me what I'm doing this weekend. Its a babysitting trap. I tell them I busy, very busy doing a whole lot of nothing.

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    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is when you do this to your mom. And you have to go back and be like mother I sorry I having a bad day, but your not a teenager you're 45.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are actually that person - knock it off. (Relative) used to routinely blast us (other relatives) with everything that pissed them off that day. So you'd get talked at angrily even if they were not angry with you. That s**t is soooo draining. Go scream into a pillow or the woods. For clarity - I'm not talking about denying honest conversation / feedback. I'm talking about being the victim of rage venting on a near daily basis.

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 I am so grateful have come a long way from that but I have definitely had those days and laugh at myself now…

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soccer (football for those anywhere outside of the US) players

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 minutes is pretty good timing..

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping is free and literally the only hobby I can afford.

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading is free… there are libraries and I have a library at the mall where they take donations and sell books for like a dollar or two each…

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you do this weekend? I got up and then fell asleep on the couch, snacked, napped, snacked, laundry, nap.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fave time of day: I've just gotten into bed and achieved maximum comfort. My two dogs are lying next to me. I've picked up my book and reoriented myself as to where I am in the plot. The horrors of the day fade away. Anxiety about tomorrow is on mute. Life is good.

    Earl Grey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep is like a free trial subscription to Death, but with ads.

    Peachblossom
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you live to sleep or sleep to live? For me: Sleeping to live another day where I will continue sleeping

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be some kind of sleeping Olympics. Prizes and everything. I wouldn't win. As much as I love sleeping, my mom said I didn't sleep much as a child and noting has changed in 40 years. I'm still good to go to work on 4 hours.

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots of older folks would like to know how you get to sleep so long.. so if this sleeping is something you can do and it works for you..that is good,

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this level of fun all day today.

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    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you.Work is the same stupid day over and over again. Unless I say "guess what happened at work to day" please don't ask. I never ask people that question.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the same thing? Me: How was work? Friend: About 4 litres of Jack Daniel's Me: That rough eh? I will pop it over

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but I have to rephrase...this musing ...I never ask my friends off the bat about work. I would rather give them an Invite.to "bring your own bottle" ( think high school) and I will supply the music and cards. maybe some chips unless "somebody" wants to do that too. So are you coming? and no this is not a work meeting.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How was work?" is the same as "How was school?" Probably the same as yesterday. If anything exciting happened I'll tell you.

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always bring vodka to my house.... and fresh limes

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as you can bring.. can't be picky or be enough with my work

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    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just have enough belly fat to do the same... cost me more than this sh#t tho

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan they call this the "American suit" /s

    Amo Gus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... thats kinda cute. I could probably use an off-white one of these and a mushroom-cap-hat thing and look like a mushroom

    Space Cadet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be colored like a panda because that's what they do.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in America we call it a spare tire.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from having to pee, I don't think I'd want to take it off.

    MiTmite9
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lay down what? ("Lay" takes an object. Signed, Every English teacher EVER.)

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one thinking of the giant blueberry girl in W***y Wonka? Only this berry has spoiled...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, I knew it reminded me of something!

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    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I’m terrified of sounding needy

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes It’s a near death experience for me to not be needy… I’m just like “yeah, it’s fine” and next thing I know I’m choking and my neck hurt because I didn’t test it out better before I said I was fine… and then they didn’t even fix it probably because I said it was fine UNTIL the fact and they’re like “no girl, you said it was fine. Stick it through.”

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I’m completely content. Because I’m not striving for anything or seeking challenges. Not good.

    kenstuff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same condition. But i think it has both good and bad outcome. I prefer to weigh most of the good it gives me.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeeeh…. Guilty. If I had to choose, I would rather be stuck in a cycle of people pleasing than be perceived as needy ever! Thankfully, it’s possible to treat others well and advocate for oneself when it’s needed!

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach me, oh great one. After years of people pleasing, I am finally setting boundaries. Everyone is calling me selfish.

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    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it all. But I want it from me. I don't bother folk. I want to be left alone. But what I want from myself, I promised me mansion and by the time I am 145 years old, god willing I will have that mansion.

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when someone asks if I wanna go to a quiet room to read: “Huh? Oh, It’s fine. I Can read With a jackhammer…” *someone screams* me: c**p I should’ve moved when I had the chance-

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've ever read something more relatable!

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I don't want to be any trouble.

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to learn this lesson also..

    Lesley Zed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too…and that’s exactly what I got. Now I just get whatever I want. Perks of being 75 and single.🤨

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest offic-slur I haven't had a drink to drop. I don't drink anymore (I don't drink any less either).

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating the entire popcorn bucket before the movie begins vibes

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then spending twice that on food and booze after reaching your destination.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costco trail mix, beef jerky and a few granola bars helped me avoid that and get to the other side of the world. Though the food on Korean Airlines was actually pretty good.

    cdubaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that at Washington Reagan airport on my way to Las Vegas. Spent like $80 all before noon. My portion was all beer and my wife got a sammich. I will blame Spirit Air for most of it as they had delayed flights (both ways) but still.

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must have gone to better airports than mine.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hadn't flown in a while and stopped into an airport bar for a Bloody Mary. The bill came and it was $23 USD! It's way cheaper to drink on the plane.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At some airports that's just 2 beers and a sandwich.

    Garry Cowan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thankfully I'm tee total but still end up spending ridiculous amounts of money at airports

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    Roxie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Come back with a warrant."

    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is that my Uber Eats?"

    Paul Scheermeijer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can wipe my own a*s thank you.....

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have squirting diarrhea that is burning like Hell fire and pealing the skin off my a**s with each passing and I feel like death warmed over, but you are more that welcome to come in. I Crave company and what I really need is a great big bear hug. I really haven't had the touch of another human being in three years as I haven't left the house because of the quarantine. Of course I had to choose taco bell for my first meal out. Hello? Are you still there?

    David Martin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're welcome to come in, but you have to take your pants off like I did"

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!!! Usually I just say silent because the door's locked anyway. It's still such an awkward situation. Also I was listening to a song as I typed this and I typed to the rhythm of the song. Does anyone else do this???

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was listening to I WONT Back Down And it was appropriate to my answer. I Also do this while going up and down stairs?

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    Scarlet23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hold on I'm almost done eating"(Suffer!!)

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've even supplied an instruction manual.

    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    provided hammer, nails and lumber. Hammer goes first

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    Epsilon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are your rates? I can pay.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be legit psychoanalytic advice for specific situations where the other person is simply being an @sshat

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go and try page 57 of the Kama Sutra by yourself. Was trying to explain this to a Swiss friend. Guy at the next table spluttered his coffee out through his nose. I said "Great, you understood me. Can you explain it in Swiss German, please"

    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me along time to realize how powerful the word No is. I'm not afraid to say it and I know that you want tell people off and curse. But just a simple no has helped me so much. I know there is a guilt sometimes times when you say this, especially with family. But for me and my well being, No is not a difficult thing for me to say anymore.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. If you try to explain your rstional for saying no, they have in to argue back. If you raise your voice and scream, you are being mean. "No" leaves no wiggle room.

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    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah alas, liquid courage. Let me sing you the song of my people!

    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it will make your clothes fall off.

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dangerously accurate theme song from my 20s, lol!!

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it doesnt cure what ails you, it will help you forget you have a problem.

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine! I like to drink you with a little salt and lime!

    Blondieybat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To my body tequila=to kill ya. we are no longer friends. But it took a looong time to break up.

    Kat097
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tequila must be like my Whisky.. If it is labeled for Medicinal purposes only.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But your clothes may fall off

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    honeyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh. i got in big big Big trouble that night...

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A beloved kid's story about consuming various random drugs you find laying around and then tripping balls.

    Omima mimi miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alice knows what she's doing - she's already getting into position ;)

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the rhyme? “Wine before liquor will make you sicker. Liquor before wine, you’ll be fine”. Do I have that right?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it on a tv series as 'Beer before liquor, never be sicker. Liquor before beer, your in the clear.' Never heard it in real life though.

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    LynnSynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes as a very curious person all my life I agree. But my curiosity has also lead me into some great places, I would not be here if I was not curious sometimes. It saved my life in a couple of Times in very bad situations.

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or chocolate. I generally react very positively to chocolate. Although technically that could be categorized as a food...

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    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im both sides of this conversation tbh. im emotional but i dont know how to handle other people's emotions even if they're literally the same as mine

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My firs, second and final wife.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

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    Have you ever thought of giving me a hug? Holding me? No? Oh, that's right, your a male and only have 2 brain cells. One that tells your to eat and the other tells you to f**k.

    Tetelestai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different mindsets, different mindsets.. women and men were each given advantages and drawbacks. Both can be either very observant or lacking in it…

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice cream and comfortable shoes? Gimme! Oh yes and I am currently crocheting, since you asked

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    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just you. For most, it's been the past two to three generations since the 70's ended...

    Ronnie Cutshall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bills cost me all three of my checks.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sure beats "living paycheck-to-paycheck." Scintillating! Lots more pizzazz & sarcasm~~less "Pity Me" taint.

    Samyan Elrod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less Starbucks and avocado toast and being rich Daddy's special little girl and cutting back on sushi really helped! /s

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    Scp_049
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's more like Frrrrrriday (The first part of Friday feels super long while after you get home passes by super fast.)

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close. But I'd say it's Friiiiiiday, Sat,Sun....

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    Crystal Kelley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish he could come back 😔😔

    Angi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Leslie was back.

    Fxnglhl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes i cry my heart out in the bathroom and then come out feeling enthusiastic and all good

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    honeyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those thick soft cuddly squishy barefoot dreams robes - ugh. totally sweaty if you put it on after a shower. the tiny throw blankets are so hot but so little...

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my chocolate chip cookies very very common

    Rosie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL that if you nuke 3 chocolate chip cookies (store cheapie brand) wrapped in a paper towel, it only takes like 30 seconds for them to "merge" into a fabulous kind-of brownie. I only meant to soften them up, but left them in the napkin a bit too long. Best treat ever!

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    Peachblossom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

    Sabrina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even two extremes. Two modes. On, and off.

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    Em
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they did.

    Piper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She married him and shock! Surprise! He abuses her, too. I pray for her safety every single day.

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    inkpen-waxwings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was the love of my life (insert clown emoji here)

    honeyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it took me a while to just try to understand what it was saying!

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me laughing inside as I remember her violent mood swings, overly possessive jealousy and bat sh*t crazy unintelligible screaming rants

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck to both of 'em... One of 'em will need it more than I do now!

    setsuriseikou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't be happier for him, actually! He's a good person, we just stopped being good together and grew apart. Deeply sorry that me leaving him hurt him so much, and wish him the best in life.

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always dream that people hate me and they start yelling at me. I wish I could dream something else but it’s not happening

    A girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to dream about coding. PL/SQL specifically. Retired from programming and now dream mostly about people interrupting me or otherwise preventing me from doing what I want/ need to do. Dreams are brain lint. Everything you ever saw, thought, heard goes into a mental Cuisinart and comes out as a weird dresm.

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    Take me to dinner first
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke up this morning wishing the day had ended already

    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just living life comforting myself by saying"You get to die at the end"

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, Next Monday is going to different, I'll be ready, not tired and hungover

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once said during a Friday meeting, just for fun, that whoever schedules meetings for Mondays and Fridays is probably a communist. And for some odd reason I hardly ever get meeting invites for Mondays or Fridays anymore. Same for my colleagues. So, Happy Monday!

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    inkpen-waxwings
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this when my ex claimed he never insulted me about how I kiss lmao

    Gwen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture it Wednesday, three weeks ago at dinner....

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    honeyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so hideous...

    Amy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was for a sponsored giveaway to be fair… but that doesn’t make them as a family any better 😂

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    Rayven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the retail therapy.

    Trinity Christie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who needs to pay that money for therapy when you could spend that exact same amount of money on manga and stickers and posters and pillows and blan-

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    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woohoo let's destroy the earth with buying way more than we need, instead addressing our issues like an adult. /s

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are on different channels entirely. You just need to figure out balancing them.

    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, it's all part of the ride

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    Paul Scheermeijer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good friends are always late and never on time.

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was talking about her period and upcoming abortion

    Glengoolie Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is Never late but you'll wish I was.

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex wife was really Chucky in a wig... now it all makes sense...

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always skip breakfast. Sleep>breakfast

    Lsai Aeon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the hand full of medications in this picture.

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    Paul Neff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco Bell. Unlike many who suffer consequences from this place, I have negative results from the golden arches instead. Go figure.

    Deb Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too! I don't like Mcd, their breakfast is the only thing I'll eat there, unless I'm backed up, then a burger will do, not for taste but medicinal purposes!

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    Isabel Care
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what I want to eat, and only go to places that have it on the menu. An elderly cousin wants to take me out to dinner and is horrified by the list of foods I can't/won't eat and places that I can't even go into due to the stench. I suggested a picnic in the local park, each bringing their own food. How uncouth

    Amo Gus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only want noodles and co spaghetti

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would pick full time job, will to live and replace sex life with love life.

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take fridge, will to live, and job. Fridge may later be replaced with sex and/or love life, depending on whether or not I remain single.

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    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 coffee for me please☝️

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just take a full fridge and the will to live, and trade the coffee for a diet coke?

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get to pick 3!? This is going to be a huge upgrade for me.

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    Kimbowa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cozy. Blankets at the beach.

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    Kristal
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, only immature ones do that

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, you haven't been in a relationship for very long.

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when you get yelled at while trying to communicate, because he thinks you have done something wrong, Yeah.. Tried to speak to you,.

    Z Alexi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 3 days? Girls go to school, women work~~you said "business" so you mean work [& women]. Further, "be" is never a verb. No wonder they don't speak w/you~~how d;ya "communicate" with stoopid?

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    Jon Steensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and that is how stalkers are made.Play stupid games and then blame him for getting it wrong.

    Tess
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't quite think that stalking is in the same category as what is at worst an emotionally immature response to an argument. It could be that they are really hurt by what has happened. Perhaps the argument leading to the situation was something that you're too selfish/prideful/stupid to admit to being at fault, yet they are trying to give you a chance to realise it. Needing space to figure out if the relationship with the someone who you love, and you thought loved you back, is worth trying to repair, is no small consideration. It changes the rest of your life. Then there are those who really are just playing emotionally manipulative games. If you were in a relationship with them and don't fall in the selfish/prideful/stupid category, you would know that. All the more reason to stay away from them. - - There is NEVER an excuse for stalking someone. I sincerely hope that your comment was sarcastic, because otherwise you need serious help.

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    Lynn Morello
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Hell Nooo. I would be enjoying the peace and quiet.

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Samsung galaxy. I actually love it because it uses the same kind of charger as the laptops my school gives everyone, so any time I need to charge my phone I just ask if anyone has a computer charger

    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is android, which is micro usb or usb-c, which is used by everyone except apple. but will change on 2024

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    Janner Wingfeather
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging people for the brand of phone they use is stupid.

    Erdot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I don't carry one since my phone battery actually lasts more than 0.0001 minutes.