It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (35 Pics)

You should start to worry if she starts taking notes lol.

That’s nice

You took one for the team there

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AMAZING

🤣

Wait...who banged the potato

But it is a sweet potato....

As Stephen Colbert famously says.... "Is potato."

It's a blob. Probably a red one. It's gonna be a blob for a while...

When my partner and I were pregnant we made a small list with girl and boy names. And to chose one of the list the moment we saw her/him. That was not a good idea....

Why does it matter to the school why the kid is late if the parents are showing up and signing them in? Whether little Jimmy's grandma died the night before, he just overslept the alarm, or the car died so they had to wait for a jump, that's an issue for the parents to deal with. They showed up, got out of their car, and signed the kid in to avoid the tardy. Get the kid to the classroom so they can get an education because an effort is being made to that end goal.

One time? No problem. But if you start doing this every Monday you are seriously damaging your child.

sECRETS???

Good one!

Yes be my friend I like both of you already

Damn, are you just going to take that? but yet again Shrek's pretty hot

So you are a stunning mom?

Ouch

Well damn

Mom - 0 and Son - 1

My wife loves being referred to as my mom... Not

You poor girl

Someone in WV once asked if my kids were my grandkids. I was 39 and they were aged 2, 4 and 7. 😳

So a doctor taking my history today asked what my daughter does for work. She’s 3. Okay, I got a late start — but do you have to rub it in like that ??

My parents are 69 and 70 and I'm 33

In college, someone called the police on my friends and I who were playing "Ghosts in the Graveyard" (a tag-based game).

For a few months during the 80s I went to a small parochial school that didn't have its own outside area so they'd use 2 white van to take us to nearby parks for recess/gym. The nearest one was It was far enough away that walking with a bunch of kids would use up an entire lunch break or gym so the vans were used. They'd alternate vans so you'd get as much of the 60 minute gym class as possible. School went year round because they got tons of time off for major religious holidays (ie most of lent and advent). Mom worked for the associated church and tuition was cheaper than day care in the summer. The day before US Independence Day, our gym teachers took us to a nearby park that was having a field day to celebrate a new playground. One was nearly arrested for giving kids candy then putting them in the white van, shutting the door, and returning to the ball field for more kids. We were getting candy for how we did at our events then went to sit in the AC while the next group of kids finished their races. From an outsider he did look like a mass kidnapper. It was made worse because he'd left the park with another bunch of kids and returned empty a few minutes before because my class was the last one of the day and the other gym teacher had brought us. The writing with the school name was on the other side of the van as well.

want some candy??

Snuck up on 8 at a popular park; he screamed your not my dad and ran..... Well played, well played

Lol

I would be the very opposite of calm

Hahahaha...this!

Yeah that every dogs dream lol

Haha! This is great and hilarious

My dog hates banana.