50 Wild Incidents That Would Be Hard To Believe If They Hadn’t Made The News
Interview With ExpertA great headline can make or break a story. News outlets know this, which is why they go to great lengths to craft attention-grabbing titles. But in their efforts to hook readers, some headlines end up being so over-the-top, misleading, or unintentionally funny that they take on a life of their own.
Here are some of the most hilarious ones that made it out into the world.
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The US military just bought 400 million bucks worth of "armored Teslas", so there's that.
Load More Replies...I hope no one got injured, except for this badly rendered car.
Zuri, Damaged lithium ion batteries can catch fire. You can find videos on YT of people repairing batteries from things like cordless drills and fires starting. The tesla battery pack is on the bottom of the vehicle. Fire hydrant is big chunk of metal bolted to a pipe below ground. So the wreck may have damaged the battery would be my guess.
Load More Replies...Lithium batteries and water ignite. If not waterproof, it's ticking trash can bomb.
The Seal Did Nothing Wrong
The News Here In Australia
Bored Panda reached out to Anna-Katharina Jung, a PhD candidate at the Faculty of Computer Science at the University of Duisburg-Essen, Germany, and a scientific project manager, to learn more about why some publications resort to bold headlines.
Jung’s research focuses on the moral responsibility of communicators on social media, particularly in the context of misinformation, rumors, and gender in journalism. In one of her papers, she explored the impact of clickbait on user engagement in social media, making her the ideal expert to speak with.
Snowman-1, Driver-0
Best Headline Ever
Become Ungovernable
“In today’s media landscape, where anyone can create messages and posts, the most important resource is attention,” Jung explained. “As a media creator, I need to generate attention for my content for it to be consumed and shared. Many journalistic business models still rely on readers visiting homepages and being exposed to advertising that finances the media.”
Roses Are Red, Butter Is Creamy
Best Headline Ever?
does the paperboy happen to be able to talk to snakes and do magic by any chance?
Help My Parrot Turned Spanish And I Cannot Undo It
“Other business models, like subscriptions and paywalls, lessen the pressure of high click-through rates, but attention remains a key goal,” she added. “The need to capture attention is the main reason techniques like clickbait are used, encouraging users to click on posts, whether on social networks or websites.”
Headline Of The Year
Best Headline Ever
A Simple Mistake Really
This Is So Cute
Well Played BBC, Well Played
Good Strategy, Bad Execution
So This Happened
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Meanwhile in Bearworld Times - Tailless Apes Maligning Bears by Promoting Camper Attack Myth
Funniest Headline Ever
One Roof. One Goat. Only One Man He Respected
This Journalist Waited Their Whole Life For This Headline
An Exotic-Looking Orange Bird Turned Out To Be A Seagull Covered In Curry
Crack Journalism Here
When This Makes The Front Page Of The Newspaper, You Know You Live In A Small Town
Some say: Duck was their Union president supervising in disguise their work
This Is What News Headlines Look Like When You Live In Alaska
Yup, That's What College Is Like
The Most Redneck Headline Ever
In Local News
This Is The Most British Headline I Have Ever Seen
This Woman Leads An Exciting Life
Well, It's A Full-Time Job
Memes are equivalent to the ring of LOTR - it lures away from your purpose
Did She Sing Or Not?
I Was Looking At The News When I Found This
I Think You Might Just Like Dudes
This Shocking Headline From Los Angeles
Great Headline, Gizmodo
Atlanta Man Attempts To Rob Nail Salon, Gets Ignored By Everyone
Headline News In Vancouver, BC This Morning
Such an important issue in Canada that it makes front page headlines.
I lived in Vancouver for more than a decade. Didn't realize how weird this was until someone from another country pointed it out! Lol!
Hedonistic Passengers
Pretty sure the Australians would beat us in less than 10 minutes
A Bacon Planet Would Be Totally Acceptable, But I'm Not Sure About Sausage
10/10 Headline
We Need More Of This Guy
A Threat Germany Had Never Faced Before
De-Aging. It'll Age You
Suspect Didn't Pay For Gas
Anything But The Metric System
Only In Ohio
That Picture Of The Stingray Was In My Newspaper Today
Wow, that's an old one. I remember this happening years ago, and the date says what looks like 2012, which makes sense.
Literally The Greatest Headline USA Today Will Ever Write
Bread
Just Saw This Headline On My Local 12 O'clock News
Turns Out They Do Enforce The Suspicious Salmon Law
Best Breaking News Headline Ever
There's Gotta Be Better Fox Masks Out There
When The Mugshot Matches The Crime
After checking in the mirror, I am feeling remarkably sane-looking today.
They Became The Very Thing They Set Out To Destroy
There was an art installation in Tasmania's Museum of New Art that was called something like 'ladies bar', highlighting the unbalance of single gender spaces. It copped a lot of backlash and closed quickly, which I think highlights their point.
My Local Newspaper
There was a kayaker the other day who was grabbed in a whale's mouth, but then spat out again.
Spotted This In The Local Paper
When I go to a Mexican restaurant, I always order a couple of Tipsy Tacos.
I Love This Headline
Rats with knife in subway threatening passengers will be next
Welcome To Detroit, Typical For Our Local News
City Puts Forth Effort To Increase IQ
Judging by some of the laws the Ohio legislature has passed, this fits.
So This Is On The Front Page Of My News Today
Finally, I Found A News Source I Can Get Behind And Follow
Maine Woman Punches Bear That Chased Her Dog And Ends Up With Stitches
That Tumour Has Skills
He then helped his uncle jack off a horse. You're right GenA, punctuation is offensive..
Giant Hybrid Sheep
This Is Making News In Australia
I wonder when this happened, because I didn't hear about it at the time, but have heard it mentioned online for about 10 years. If it was only mentioned on Sunrise it makes sense though as I never watch that rubbish.
In My Newspaper This Morning
Mexican Mayor Weds A Reptile And Couldn't Be Happier
What?
They Know About My Taco Bell Dinner Plans
Found This Weird News Article
Florida Woman Was "Yelling At Customers" Cops Say
When AI Generates Headline
It makes sense. Blind people can play the Animal Planet Bluray discs but you have to be there in person to smell the elephant poo. /j Also - the photographer probably just blurred the background but that picture makes it look like they took her out on a foggy day knowing she wouldn't be able to see the difference.
That’s Crazy
Somebody Has Been Waiting Their Entire Career To Make This A Headline
I had to read the small print to find out if it was my home town (York), or the other, newer version. It's the American one!
Thought You Guys Would Have A Good Chuckle
Came Across This, Taking Balanced Journalism To The Next Level
What An Interesting Article
My favorite headline, from a Vancouver, Washington newspaper, was Vandal throwing apples onto roofs. The story was some random guy riding his bicycle threw a few apples onto peoples' roofs, and had no further destruction. The news article was wondering why he was doing it, and made it sound like he was Mad Max of a suburban neighborhood.
When I was about 14yo we had an assignment in Danish class: to write a short story based on an article in the local newspaper. So I wrote a story about a British couple who won a divorce via a radiostation. They each had air-time to complain about their spouse and the listeners voted that they deserved a divorce. So the radio show paid for the divorce and sent them both on vacation -different locations, obviously.
The Argus, local newspaper for Brighton, UK, has had some amazing headlines.
Okay... who is in charge of the world and why are they seemingly using Mad Libs to create events? Has Bugs Bunny finally gone too far in his attempts to harass Daffy Duck or something? Is he so mad with power he no longer cares about the harmful effects of the power he wields??
My favorite headline, from a Vancouver, Washington newspaper, was Vandal throwing apples onto roofs. The story was some random guy riding his bicycle threw a few apples onto peoples' roofs, and had no further destruction. The news article was wondering why he was doing it, and made it sound like he was Mad Max of a suburban neighborhood.
When I was about 14yo we had an assignment in Danish class: to write a short story based on an article in the local newspaper. So I wrote a story about a British couple who won a divorce via a radiostation. They each had air-time to complain about their spouse and the listeners voted that they deserved a divorce. So the radio show paid for the divorce and sent them both on vacation -different locations, obviously.
The Argus, local newspaper for Brighton, UK, has had some amazing headlines.
Okay... who is in charge of the world and why are they seemingly using Mad Libs to create events? Has Bugs Bunny finally gone too far in his attempts to harass Daffy Duck or something? Is he so mad with power he no longer cares about the harmful effects of the power he wields??
