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The yellow press has a bit of a controversial reputation. But ask the wordsmiths who work there, and they will tell you that scandal sells. And if there’s no scandal, it can always be created.

The Twitter page “Mental Headlines” is clearly aware of that and has set out on a mission to document the most absurdly funny and downright odd headlines spotted in media that take entertainment onto a whole new meta level.

Below we wrapped up some of the most recent and chuckle-inducing examples for you to scroll through, so don’t forget to upvote the funniest ones as you go. Psst! More mental headlines await in our previous feature right here.

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N Miller
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3 years ago

I rather think it should be Pigeon Lady denies being Piers Morgan. She's a nice person

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago

    Just own it! You are NOT convincing anyone...

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    Glad they realised

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    Beth Collier, a communication, creativity, & leadership consultant, told Bored Panda in an interview via email that there is so much competition for attention these days, and editors and writers have to be creative with their headlines to grab attention.

    Having said that, Beth argues that they should also remember their journalistic responsibilities and the impact their words can have.

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    “The goal of a headline is to get attention and make a reader curious enough to read the story. But it's also frustrating to see the lengths people will go to in order to get clicks,” the communication expert explained.

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    Nor
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    3 years ago

    Well now they can see clearly :)

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    Madster
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    3 years ago

    Go Derek.

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago

    “Sorry it’s not working out. It’s not you, it’s me.”

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    Beth argues that a headline should draw the reader in, but it should also be relevant and accurate to what the story is about. “That takes creativity.”

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    We also asked Beth if she thinks that audiences are aware of clickbait headlines. “I believe most readers know clickbait is happening (and which writers or publications are guilty of the practice),” she said.

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    KJ
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    3 years ago

    What has Mary been doing to get so popular, or do I not want to know.

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago

    "Erected" in Bell End?

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    Pedantic Panda
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    3 years ago

    Scummy thing to do.

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    “There's a reason editors use clickbait: it works. A headline like 'You'll never believe what happened!' is designed to grab attention, and our curiosity often drives us to click.”

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    “That said, you'll often have a frustrated reader (who will leave the article, and may not return to your publication) if you get a reputation for using clickbait,” Beth explained.

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    N Miller
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    3 years ago

    Apparently (just for some additional context) it's not unique to the monarch. Traditionally, the hive has to be told about changes to the head of the household in order not to upset the queen (bee in this case). Hives would be told all kinds of gozzip. Beekeepers are an odd bunch

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    N Miller
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    3 years ago

    Did she choose to wear Peppa's dress deliberately?

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago

    Did the photographer sneak up on him in his own kitchen?

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    Most importantly, headlines should be clear and concise, and headlines that ignite some type of curiosity in us will attract readers, Beth argues.

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    “Headlines like ‘The Shameful Secret at the Heart of My War Reporting’, ‘Why Do I Feel More Anxious at Night?’ and ‘Is Pilates as Good as Everyone Says?’ (all taken from today's New York Times) work because they play on a reader's curiosity.”

    And since we all like to be entertained, humorous headlines are likely to get more readers, too.

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    Jill Rhodry
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    3 years ago

    Ok, so I really needed context for this one: A woman who sent threats to her ex partner via his dog's Facebook page even though she was banned from contacting him has been sent to prison.

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    gmf
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    3 years ago

    It'll be on Airbnb by the end of the week

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Shucks, I can't unsee him now

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    gmf
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    3 years ago

    McChopper

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago

    I suppose putting ketchup on your pasta will get you banned too

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago

    Where can I sign up for this cult?

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    🥀~Night Rose~🥀
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    3 years ago

    Oh how the turns have tabled

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago

    They should give her free groceries for the free advertisement

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago

    Who's a good beast of Hackney Marshes?

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago

    In Cornwall, Santa really takes the naughty list seriously

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    geerawr22@gmail.com
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    3 years ago

    I'm using this one 😁

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Whoop whoop 🙌

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    gmf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's a bit ruff

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    Rizzo
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    3 years ago

    Priorities. 🤣

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    Amanda
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    3 years ago

    It's Hull...

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Modern day Cinderella.

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    Nash Nopper
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    3 years ago

    stupid people!

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    Rizzo
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    3 years ago

    Be honest guys - this could have happened to all of us. ;)

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago

    It's a spin-off called Sunday Drivers

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Give 'em a plastic bowl filled with a cold tin of baked beans and a plastic spoon

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    Ember
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    3 years ago

    I hope the dog was given a breathalyser too 🐶 🍷 🍺

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    gmf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Then compounded the trauma by trying to wash it down with a pint at London prices

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    gmf
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Make it a regular thing, like The Ashes

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    😆

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    Peppy
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    3 years ago

    I’m thinking there must have been an amount of alcohol involved 🤪

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    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago

    At least it wasn't Musey McMuseface

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    In fairness, I'd probably say a bit more than that

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    Seamus Crumley
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    3 years ago

    Easily done. Her left eye is looking in a different direction from the right one.

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    Me thinks that maybe they are just 3 'a bit little' drunk men

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago

    Ain’t no friend anymore

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    "Be off with you odorous gimp! Take this cigarette and safe journey! Now, begone!"

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    Pat Ucu
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    3 years ago

    This is it, this is my favourite, 'twas the onion rings wot did it

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How much did it sell for?

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    Rizzo
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    3 years ago

    Had to google 'OnlyFans'. Not a thing in Germany. At least not in my age group.

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    Clay S.
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    3 years ago

    That makes no sense to me

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    sbj
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    Obviously the person doesn't know what Rod looks like

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    Ember
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    3 years ago

    ….ok….I think they too this to a rather worrisome extreme

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    Jojo Armani
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    3 years ago

    Whatever works, right?

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    Rocke-Road
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    3 years ago

    A fair substitute

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    gmf
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    3 years ago

    Not the normal way of getting shitfaced...

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    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Its balls and cats love balls

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    🥀~Night Rose~🥀
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    3 years ago

    He looks like Vernom Dursley

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    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago

    I don't think I'd be wanting to tell people.

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    D Bhuvadia
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    3 years ago

    Gets them wasted

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    Douchebag

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    Sad Quokka
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    3 years ago

    Tbf he's got a point. It's frickin annoying

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    Ember
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    3 years ago

    That’s creepy and just plain weird

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    Amanda
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    3 years ago

    Ah but Cheryl Fergison is well liked.

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago

    Never before have I laughed at a sentence containing the words "Quadruple Amputee" and "Proudfoot"

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    Nor
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    3 years ago

    Which meat ????

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    Amanda
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    3 years ago

    Scumbag beach chickens

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    Axel Tojo
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    3 years ago

    Is the father Chris P Bacon?

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago

    Take the skewers out next time!

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    Amanda
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    3 years ago

    Those are the best compo faces I have ever seen hahaha

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    N Miller
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    3 years ago

    There's a lot to unpack here...

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    Nor
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    3 years ago

    Looks more like he was sucking cars

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    Seamus Crumley
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    3 years ago

    New James Bond movie - The man with the golden sharpie

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago

    When your coochie squeaks like a party balloon when you walk, that's when you know you took the plastic surgery too far

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    3 years ago

    I mean, this one really isn't that bad in comparison to some of the other bonkers things on this list. I am not a fan of royalty but I cannot deny what an incredible influence and role the late Queen Elizabeth II played in shaping the United Kingdom....heck, people bring family member's ashes to Disney Land

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    Seamus Crumley
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    3 years ago

    Some people have a nerve. How dare they die at the same time as a Queen. Have some respect.

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    Peppy
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    3 years ago

    Actually I think she was more a sausage roll kinda girl

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    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago

    I'm glad it was a somber event.

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    Cyber Returns
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    3 years ago

    No they're not FFS

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    N Miller
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    3 years ago

    Read. The. Instructions.

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    🥀~Night Rose~🥀
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    3 years ago

    “The alleged bumping attack”

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    JoMeBee
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    3 years ago

    Well, at least he's staying low-profile for fear of bringing attention to himself...

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    gmf
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    3 years ago

    Should've tried using scissors instead

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    Nor
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    3 years ago

    What curry??? Looks like mushed peas

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