30 Times People Said Something So Wild, Passersby Had To Share It Online (New Pics)
One of my favorite things about visiting English-speaking countries is being able to eavesdrop as much as my heart desires. Forget having a conversation with whoever I’m sipping coffee with, I want to hear about the woman two tables away who’s spilling all of the tea on her toxic ex-boyfriend!
And apparently, I’m not the only one who loves a healthy dose of eavesdropping, because there are several Instagram accounts fully dedicated to it. Below, you’ll find some of our favorite recent posts from Overheard New York, as well as a conversation with Adam Groffman of Travels of Adam. Enjoy reading through these hilarious conversations, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to move to the Big Apple!
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And they still haven't figured out that having control of the building doesn't give you control of that branch of the govt.
Dumb as a box of rocks, but at least rocks aren't violent insurrectionists.
Load More Replies...Gosh - I’m Canadian and I was horrified by their actions. Still can’t believe they were all righteously feeling like what they were doing was okay, and would prove some point. No, you just looked like looters and vandals.
I saw a friend's ex on TV that day walking through the door of the Capitol. Yup, dropped that dime in a heartbeat.
Hold on. If it's an Aries sun, that would be the main sign. Maybe she meant Aries Rising.
Cats are more dependable than many humans. Also, any cat owner knows you can only depend on them being contrary! OTOH, they never betray you.
Kiddo is inevitably gonna find that out the hard way in a couple of years...
I look at toddlers with great envy; if only I were waited on hand and foot, even just for a day!
Load More Replies...I like adulthood except for all the damn paperwork. Nobody told me growing up would involve this much paperwork.
I love helping others with their paperwork... Detest my own. Your comment hits my soul.
Load More Replies...Everyone used to say this to me as a kid. I love being an adult. F*ck my childhood 😂 No more toxic, abusive people to depend upon, the world is my oyster.
I rather be an adult with bills, than a child who has no say so in their life.
Nope. My worst day as an adult was better than my best day as a kid. And my parents were okay. Just hated the dependence, the helplessness, the lack of respect.
I hated being a child. Hated it. Every adult talked to me like I was a moron, the kids hated me, and I couldn't do anything to get more money to spend on stuff. I was emotionally and mentally abused harshly by both of my parents, and now that I'm older and can see exactly where everything starts, I can fight back. I f*****g hated childhood.
New York is like no other city in the world. Where else can you see Central Park, a rat stealing a slice of pizza, the Empire State Building, the Met, and eat the most delicious bagel you’ve ever had in your life? This concrete jungle is full of opportunities, nearly 19 million people and, of course, billions of conversations that are worth overhearing. So if you haven’t yet been able to take a trip to New York yourself, you’re in luck! You can get the full experience by reading through Overheard New York on Instagram.
This account, which has amassed a whopping 1.6 million followers, details what it’s like to stroll down the streets of New York. Well, I guess the locals don’t stroll, they power walk. And if you really want to nail the ambiance, play some loud, taxi honking sounds in the background as you scroll through this list. And if NYC isn't your scene, don't fret. Overheard HQ has eavesdroppers all over the place. So if you live in New York, LA, San Francisco, Austin or London, be careful what you say in public!
Well, we did loose 3 years of our real lives... sorta.
Load More Replies...Adjust for Covid ? 🤣🤣 I Love This! It would make me 43, and my oldest kids 23 and 22... I must tell my oldest sister and my mom! They'd be in their 40s and 60s still. We would ALL approve! We must make this known world-wide people!!
I know this was said tongue-in-cheek, but I’m a teacher and I can tell you that in regards to emotional maturity and grade level ability. My students are two years behind. Unfortunately, this won’t be taken into account when they have pushed into the next grade.
I never got Covid but I feel older for having gone through it 😛 although I did enjoy quarantine and found it refreshing, so maybe it's a wash.
Now thats funny! I may use that in the near future for my wife.
Load More Replies..."Granny, do you get high? YES I DO!!!" (The Devil Went To Jamaica" by The Muppets). Hilarious!
personally i love kids and in the process of trying to have my own. im epleptic so lots of steps to take before me and my husband can start trying. however i do understand that not everyone wants to have kids. its not something everyone wants. the thing i get annoyed by is wen ppl have kids and wanted them only to consider it a mistake. if u wanted that child then u own up to it and care for it. dont call it a mistake. thats the only time i have an issue with ppl saying having kids was a mistake. now if ur someone who didnt want children, got pregnant and still brought a child into this world put the kid up for adoption let it b with someone who wants a child. dont b angry at it bc its an unwanted child u brought into this world. there r ppl like my mom who cant have kids that want them. my bio mom was 15 wen she had me and chose to put me up for adotion so id have a good life. tons of unwanted children end up in unhealthy enviornments bc the mother never wanted them. theres a simple solution that makes both sides happy. my point is if u want kids dont call them a mistake later
I often wonder what the hay I was thinking to have 3 kids. As proud as I am of them most days I could cheerfully kill them. Now I have grandkids that are taller than me.
Have you ever done that thing where you heard someone walking by say something ridiculous or obnoxious and immediately (once they were out of earshot) you repeated what they said? I have done this countless times, perfectly in sync with one of my brothers or my partner, and it never gets old. The joy of overhearing something bizarre or something you don’t think you should have heard in the first place is so palpable. But why is that?
Well, when it comes to why we love eavesdropping so much, scientists say that sometimes, we actually just can’t resist. Apparently, when we hear one side of a conversation in particular, such as when someone is speaking on the phone in public, we are drawn to listening to them out of curiosity. Who’s on the other line? What are they saying? We want to fill in the gaps, and trying to figure out how juicy the conversation is is much more exciting than simply hearing both sides.
If someone ghosts you, and then you force them to talk to you, is that necromancy?
Hey, no worries his new GF dumped him and he just wants some sex. Lucky girl.
i have short hair for a girl so i constantly get called a guy, so when i get a job i’m using this to my advantage (i’m also very flat but i love myself and the way i look don’t worry)
Load More Replies...Hopefully you aren't in Tennessee, you won't get a raise, you'll get jail. :(
And the ones trying to jail you are asking for dates.
Load More Replies...People watching, mum and I will sometimes make up stories about random strangers that walk past us when we're having lunch. It's great entertainment!
I knew a guy who was a people watcher... until they took away his binoculars.
Load More Replies...My grandfather used to sit on his porch I silence with nature, close to midday and then again in the mornings and evenings...sometimes for hours, listening to
*on his porch in silence... **listening to nature, the birds. When I was a teenager it was challenging to grasp how he could just "sit there and be". Took me 38 years to learn the mental and self support just being present and quieting your mind no matter where you are really does for you
Load More Replies...Or like me and enjoys people watching... Because people are just fun to watch!!
He was in deep thought and might have been sad. Or he was enjoying some peace moments
so i love how they don't mention like a book or anything non tech related lol
To learn more about what it’s like to live in a city of eavesdroppers, we reached out to travel blogger and resident of New York, Adam Groffman. “I've overheard some truly bizarre and head-turning conversations in NYC,” Adam told Bored Panda. “I've submitted a handful [to Overheard NYC], usually right in the moment when I've heard it.”
will you receive total consciousness on your deathbed? I have that goin for me
I was at a 5, then you came in with your intense positivity, now i'm at a solid 1.
For real. Performative cheerfulness only makes me feel even less enthusiastic.
Load More Replies...Now i need to see a comedy sketch where an aerobics instructor has to FaceTime the class from the train.
Load More Replies...I detest video calls. Life is not the Jetsons, why do I have to look at your ugly mug every day just for a paycheck? I'd rather spoon out my eyes Martha!
I heard that about cars. "Anyone slower me is just a stupid snail and anyone faster is a dangerous idiot."
To be fair, if you’re keeping up with my ‘I need to be somewhere/airport walk’ then you’re probably running…
When I moved from Toronto to Vancouver I was told many times to slow down while walking on the sidewalk.
I like when people race up and down escalators, rather than simply enjoy the ride
Adam also says fellow New Yorkers have definitely caught him saying things that could have easily been posted on Overheard NYC. “Half the reason I follow the account is because I'm interested in knowing what other New Yorkers are talking about in private, and the other half is because I'm worried someone heard something I said,” the blogger admitted.
In all fairness, I imagine no NYC resident would normally say anything.
Random New Yorkers also occasionally band together to lift actual cars off of injured people. It’s a spectrum, really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Load More Replies...That reminds of the time my roommate was practicing special effects makeup and gave me a bullet wound to the forehead and I went down to the laundry room like that.
At my retail job, a woman approached and had red seeping down from a spot on her forehead. She acted normally but I immediately said, "Ma'am, I think you're bleeding!" She blinked and then laughed and explained it was her bindi mark (she was Indian) and it was running due to sweat.
Y'all talking but not asking the real question what episode and if anyone say something bad about benson i have to tell you I have a certain type of skills I will find you and I will move in next door to you and cut your grass for free until you get so use to it you will not worry about your lawn anymore then I will stop but keep promising you I will do it soon then your grass will get out of hand I'm sorry wtf was we talking about
Happened to us when we went out to take a short film. All the characters needed to have injury makeup. Let's jus say, it was a whole lot of security to deal with
The guy's logic is flawed. She didn't say "I ONLY like ugly things". She probably likes pretty things as well.
Good friendships are lifetime passes for front row seats to the best of human shïtshows. That’s just facts
Load More Replies...Let's go drink. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
I may look normal, but I bark back at dogs. And I'm sure I get the accent wrong.
"I need you to be crazy, otherwise you wouldn't get me, and then I wouldn't have a friend."
“I know eavesdropping and listening in on other people's conversations might seem weird, but in NYC, it's just a way of life,” Adam explained. “We're naturally curious - we ask questions and have no shame in enquiring what other people are doing or thinking. Consider the fact that we passed this NYC salary transparency law - our curiosity in how much people make has literally made it into law.”
Sounds like a person I know. Group of four, including me, went out for subs. Waitress comes over. "What can I get started for all of you?" Person without skipping a beat: "A will to live?" The poor waitress was so stunned for a second until she saw the rest of us laughing, then started laughing with. Great compassion that one had!
Man, I feel bad for this guy. I can say from experience that if you take Adderall, you don't need coffee. The pill alone is enough to give jitters. Edit: I had ADD (the non hyperactive variant. It did help with focus but still had the jittery side effect for me)
Not if you've ADHD. I take my Vyvanse first thing, then my first espresso cup. There are days that the third espresso cup isn't enough, then I gotta take my low dose Adderall so I can start focusing on my day.
Load More Replies...Shortage still happening. The cost of my meds jumped 200% in two months.
Load More Replies...My mum was on that for a while, but it just made her more hyper. Hopefully the Ritalin will work better for her.
Load More Replies...Right?! Better question is "would you like anything with your coffee?"
Load More Replies...I used to do that, wooooooooooooweeeeeee it caused me to have an abnormal sized panic attack. Didn't even realize what was causing it until the second time!
Yeah, if people can separate MJ's music from his actions, I can do the same with Kanye's
Load More Replies...Ye aka the former Mr. Kardashian done lost his mind. His last remaining brain cell. Same thing.
They draw powerball Wednesday..... Thin I could borrow your darling proph-....ahem son... Yeah darling son?
I think my dreams can tell the future. its happened a bunch. the most recent one is that i had a dream that i was talking to a girl and she said thats its been a while since we confessed our love for eachother and that we should take our relationship to the next level. I've never seen that girl before. Fast forward a month and we're meeting our classes for the next year and a new girl comes in and its her.
It really showed who the better actors were. They were the ones who didn't smile while they were talking about how aweful quarantine was as they're on Zoom in their mansion.
Adam also hypothesizes that the reason New Yorkers love eavesdropping is because they live in such a crowded city. “Our apartment windows look into each other’s; I can hear my neighbors through the walls. Our sidewalks are full of tourists and locals and Citi Bike riders and delivery drivers and postal workers and couriers,” he told Bored Panda. “We're on top of each other, so of course we're going to hear (and listen in) on what everyone's saying.”
If you’d like to learn more about Adam or keep up with his adventures in NYC, be sure to visit Travels of Adam!
How full of yourself do you have to be to take a random question about water as a pick up line?
Salt water👍, also i have important news, i have just found out theres no salt/ salt shaker emoji😦
Should of said yes. You like a rapids that speed my heart up.
There is a difference between being broke and having a broken sense of priorities.
Like I have a feeling that person don't know what broke feels like because of mom. And also feel like he is a bum sorta type person. No offense but he didn't even ask and it was for training like is it at a gym or a job or what? And even if it was it so disrespectful not to ask. And to just charge it to someone in your families account. I'm pretty shore your old enough to know better and I'm pretty shore you wouldn't someone doing that to you. But maybe I'm wrong.b
When I was little our nextdoor neighbors fought every Friday night. My dad and dog would sit out on the lanai with snacks and listen. This went on for 10 years before they actually divorced. In my memory I can see my dad and dog sitting there listening as if it were yesterday.
I don't have cable which is actually a pretty good idea since I don't have a television either.
Hey... depends on your neighbors..... Done neighbors are like cops and Jerry all in one show
Eavesdropping may seem rude at times, but according to Alison Jane Martingano, PhD, the habit might actually come with surprising benefits. Martingano wrote a piece for Psychology Today explaining how one experiment, featuring a diverse group of 86 New Yorkers, found that eavesdropping can be great for our theory of mind skills. “Eavesdroppers outperformed the interlocutors on both ToM measures,” Martingano writes. “Eavesdroppers were able to identify more emotions from the pictures of eyes correctly and were more likely to understand what Richard was thinking compared to interlocutors. These results suggest that eavesdropping can indeed be beneficial for social cognition.”
It sounds funny but if someone said that to me I’d be devastated and humiliated. I’m sensitive like that.
Let’s be realistic- people should not have to pay extra for something they can’t control. For a ‘first-world country,’ its healthcare non-system is f—ked.
Us, too. We're particularly allergic to our soft can-opener when she wants to pet us.
Load More Replies...Yeah, those of us in a lower income bracket our allergic to going hungry and restricted to one helping at all meals
FRIEND: So, who's the father ? YOU: Err, tall guy, brown hair and eyes, around 30yo.
At this point you just have to wait until you 2 are hanging out together in public and someone they know yells their name across the street.
“As our world becomes more interconnected, understanding and empathizing with others is more crucial than ever,” Martingano continued. “Enhancing our ToM abilities through listening can help forge stronger social connections, promote cooperation, and foster a more empathetic world. So next time you find yourself eavesdropping, remember—you might just be exercising your hidden superpower.”
We had a picnic in Spain once. We each had to go to the market and get something to eat; ham, bread, cheese, etc. My friend came back with a half kilo of butter because he thought 'manteca' was a type of cheese.
Manteca is lard, we usually use mantequilla as butter
Load More Replies...I went to hibachi the other night, and they used an absolutely mad-lad amount of butter. But it WAS delicious.
Exactly! This is why we need pockets that we can fit more than a spec of dust in!
You shouldn't put coffee in a pocket. This is why society doesn't trust women to have pockets!
Load More Replies...Put the weight of the world to your shoulders where it's supposed to be.
I (F) just wear men's clothes. It's roomier, better made and has reasonable pockets.
Well, most people hold the world's weight on their shoulders soooo....../s
Because crepes, right? I mean living above the crêperie can’t be all that bad…
Load More Replies...Don't forget the apartment is 200 square feet and costs $3600 a month. For a bathroom, you get a bucket and a window.
But on the other hand, if you live in Toledo I can see the appeal.
Load More Replies...I have never understood why people know that, and continue to live there.
Yeah lol I was there for a few days (actually got home today) and the other day my family was walking from the met to our hotel (near the Lincoln center) through central park. We walked past a guy on a bench, and when we passed by him he started walking behind us. I always overthink things so I thought he was following us. After a while we lost him, but then, we walked past another bench with a different guy on it. He and the first guy were both holding small paper bags. When we walked past the guy, he started walking behind us like the first guy. My dad said that we could go a different way and get to the hotel faster, so we turned around. The guy had a laundry cart (or whatever it's called lol) and he looked like he was pulling something out of it. That day was really bad for my anxiety so I immediately assumed he was gonna pull a gun out of there, so I was like "oh c**p oh c**p oh c**p" and I ran out of there. Haha. NYC is a heckhole when you have anxiety like mine.
I grew up in NYC in the '50s in an apartment with the toilet at the end of the hallway for all the tenants to use, though we had a bathtub in the kitchen. I thought we were rich when we moved to another apartment with its own bathroom.
We hope you’re enjoying these juicy and hilarious snippets from the lives of New Yorkers, pandas. Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share any other silly conversations you’ve overheard in NY or your own city in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring Overheard New York, you can find our previous editions here, here and here!
Get out while you can. It’s almost certainly all downhill from here.
Child returning on scooter: "Mom, what is a passport and how do I get one?"
What if you can't walk quickly? Does the tide of the crowd carry you along?!
Stick to the right and leave room for passers. Don't walk down the center of the sidewalk. Don't stop in the middle of the sidewalk.
Load More Replies...New York people tend to walk quickly. Walk slowly there and you'll likely be plowed down.
Load More Replies...All there is to see is some buildings, panda express, and other stuff. I remember panda express the most lol.
F**k off is the perfect response to quite a lot of things. It's a highly versatile word.
You gotta love the Brits, they can take a simple term and make useful in so many different settings. 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Do you know a similar thing happened with my uncle and aunt. Neither are gay but they divorced a few months ago but now they still talk and they are friends. This is also good because they have kids aged 10 and 7 so the experience is not too bad for them 💔
This happened with me in Delhi metro! For weeks, I secretly had a crush on the ‘thief’ and hoped its ‘him’.
The misunderstood bad boy with the heart of gold, forced to steal through circumstances alone. I get it.
Load More Replies...Later: boss: “why does it say ‘renamed ‘Tacos’’ under ‘drinks’?”
I was traveling for work and asked for a separate receipt for my beer because we can’t expense it. The waitress was like “no worries hunny, we just put it on your bill as an appetizer”. I mentioned it to a “more worldly” coworker and he was like “Oh yeah I do it all the time”.
Benefit of having an ugly boyfriend: Harder for him to cheat! (And people say I'm bad at selling myself...)
As a Human race I believe we all have the same needs, hopes and fears.
Load More Replies...I think we all need to make friends with the Sanitation Employees. They know when and where the good stuff gets tossed.
Talked to a woman at a Seattle 'meat-market' club, a long time ago, and she asked "What do you do?" When I said "garbage collector" she walked away. But then she came back and said "Wait... You don't look like a garbage collector." "What does a garbage collector look like?" "I don't know. Not like you. And garbage men don't have European accents."
No. We'd strongly tut and recall this shocking lack of manners for years to come 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...A-ha! That's exactly why he wanted to pay cash!
Load More Replies...But technically, it's not a paper trail, it's an electronic one.
I've never heard of 'we only accept cards', though there's plenty of places that are cash only!
They're spreading and I hate it! As a tourist from another country I hate it double!
Load More Replies...Fellow millennials, the word you are looking for is 'insipid'.
And she was 14 and he was ...18? Not romantic just childish and stupid (and a little gross)
Load More Replies...Self checkout sucks for one reason that when a spec of dust goes ont he weighing thing than you need staff permission to go on
Yes! No matter where or when I use self checkout, something always goes wrong and needs fixing by a real person who is going to insist on talking to me. I just want my chips and to get out of the store!
Load More Replies...self check out is the best thing since sliced bread - once a I got used to them - I can check and bag my stuff without any human unnecessary contact! love it
Me too! Works like a charm most of the time. I don't mind the human contact but I do mind waiting in line to pay for 2 apples and some cheese.
Load More Replies...i’m afraid of being judged. i’m still gonna eat the donut tho.
Load More Replies...I had to look 'Bodega' up. Never heard that word before.
Since the word is new to you and it might not be obvious from reading, it's pronounced bo-DAY-ga.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a friend who gave up on asking her 30-something daughter what the hell she wanted to be when she started answering "fabulous"!
This is a conversation I often imagine myself, when I think how can she be with him and He’s a jerk and bully
fr this is abuser talk. They always say that EXACT thing to you when you're showing growth and standing up for yourself when you didn't before. That or 'You've *changed*'....
Load More Replies...I did this to so many friends on fb, and just never unmuted them. At one point my feed was nothing but pregnancy announcements, preggers belly photos, birth announcements, and baby birthday parties. It’s worse when your friends are artsy-fartsy photographers. Now I just avoid fb.
Yes! A deal breaker for me before I married my husband was to make sure he voted in every election. He does. I'm not living with someone who doesn't take that power seriously.
Part of the power and privilege of voting is choosing not to use it. If no candidate represents your view then it's perfectly acceptable to either not vote or spoil your ballot.
Load More Replies...Ah, yes! I grew up in Chicago - the part on the Indiana side of the state line.
And Montclair isn't even "right outside Manhattan". Hoboken is "right outside Manhattan". Montclair is firmly in NJ.
Philly is the worst city with the worst people, a horrible, horrible place
I´m from Philly and I´m gonna say fair, BUT their are some really good resturants.
Load More Replies...No, a vacation is somewhere you go to do someone YOU want to do with people you want to be with (usually without your kids, because kids = work, not relaxation); a trip is obligatory travel somewhere you don't want to go to to be around people you tolerate (holidays at the in-laws', business trips, taking the kids to Disney)
Correction: A vacation is something you do for yourself; A trip is what you do with your children in tow.
"you should come with me!" -- "I already told you I dont have any money!" -- "You dont PAY to donate blood" -- "That sounds super sketchy. If you aren't paying what are they getting out of it?" -- "You're kidding right? BLOOD! They get blood out of it. Thats why it's called a BLOOD DONATION."
Does she think you donate money at blood drives to pay the people who go to plasma centers?
Load More Replies...My ex and I were out to breakfast, and two elderly ladies were seated next to us. They were going through their little purse calendars, chatting about the days of the week different holidays fell on. One said, "Oh, Easter falls on a Sunday this year," and her friend nodded and said, "Yes, I saw that." Mike and I both almost choked on our pancakes - it was hilarious.
Why don't people think these are real? Are they too normal for New York? I follow the overheard account in my area & people definitely say some wild stuff 😂
For real! I'm not anywhere NEAR New York but as a cashier I can tell you I have heard some STRANGE conversations. Lol
Load More Replies...I had this moment saved in a "Keep note" and I didn't know why until now. Overheard at a Goodwill while a very over-bearing mother was "helping" her young adult daughter with clothing choices. "What are those? What are those, Brenda? You need to rock it! Those are a size seven. A size se-ven! No. No. You're a six."
Overheard Grandma in huge supermarket trying to roundup three teenagers..." I'm losing the will to live.."
Yesterday I heard a woman, who was clearly not well, yell to no one, “It’s YOUR f***ing ball sweat!”
Overheard at McDonalds, which was having a cash prize contest, many years ago. Kid; I wanna enter the contest. Dad; Nah, if you win, you'll start going to the racetrack, it'll ruin your life
Look at the bottom, where there is this note: "Note: this post originally had 84 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes."
Load More Replies...Little girl about 6 yrs old at Target: “Daddy, what are those?” Dad: looks embarrassed, quickly says “those are for your boyfriend” and ushers her the other direction Reader: she was pointing at the entire underwear/bra section of Target. You know, stuff women wear daily regardless of dating status. Cotton stuff in fun colors. It wasn’t sexy times lingerie. To this day I am bewildered that guy thinks bras and panties exist for the sake of men.
"you should come with me!" -- "I already told you I dont have any money!" -- "You dont PAY to donate blood" -- "That sounds super sketchy. If you aren't paying what are they getting out of it?" -- "You're kidding right? BLOOD! They get blood out of it. Thats why it's called a BLOOD DONATION."
Does she think you donate money at blood drives to pay the people who go to plasma centers?
Load More Replies...My ex and I were out to breakfast, and two elderly ladies were seated next to us. They were going through their little purse calendars, chatting about the days of the week different holidays fell on. One said, "Oh, Easter falls on a Sunday this year," and her friend nodded and said, "Yes, I saw that." Mike and I both almost choked on our pancakes - it was hilarious.
Why don't people think these are real? Are they too normal for New York? I follow the overheard account in my area & people definitely say some wild stuff 😂
For real! I'm not anywhere NEAR New York but as a cashier I can tell you I have heard some STRANGE conversations. Lol
Load More Replies...I had this moment saved in a "Keep note" and I didn't know why until now. Overheard at a Goodwill while a very over-bearing mother was "helping" her young adult daughter with clothing choices. "What are those? What are those, Brenda? You need to rock it! Those are a size seven. A size se-ven! No. No. You're a six."
Overheard Grandma in huge supermarket trying to roundup three teenagers..." I'm losing the will to live.."
Yesterday I heard a woman, who was clearly not well, yell to no one, “It’s YOUR f***ing ball sweat!”
Overheard at McDonalds, which was having a cash prize contest, many years ago. Kid; I wanna enter the contest. Dad; Nah, if you win, you'll start going to the racetrack, it'll ruin your life
Look at the bottom, where there is this note: "Note: this post originally had 84 images. It’s been shortened to the top 30 images based on user votes."
Load More Replies...Little girl about 6 yrs old at Target: “Daddy, what are those?” Dad: looks embarrassed, quickly says “those are for your boyfriend” and ushers her the other direction Reader: she was pointing at the entire underwear/bra section of Target. You know, stuff women wear daily regardless of dating status. Cotton stuff in fun colors. It wasn’t sexy times lingerie. To this day I am bewildered that guy thinks bras and panties exist for the sake of men.
