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50 Times Kids Proved They’re Masters Of Unintentional Humor (New Pics)
Interview With Expert
Becoming a parent can be one of the most rewarding—yet challenging—things you can do in life. Raising your munchkins to be semi-decent members of society is a tough mission, especially while you’re also juggling work, chores, and whatever remains of your hobbies, fitness, and social life. But it’s all worth it in the end.
To show you some of the joys of parenting and how brilliantly creative children can be, Bored Panda has collected some of the coolest examples of kids doing, saying, and writing funny (and sometimes bizarre!) things. Kid logic feels very different from how we operate as adults, and it’s a good reminder for everyone to have a bit more fun in their lives. Scroll down for the most amusing pics and remember to upvote your fave ones.
We reached out to parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin of Walking Outside in Slippers, and she was kind enough to tell us about how parents can have more fun at home with their kids without necessarily going out, as well as how to move past any guilt that you're not a 'perfect' parent. You'll find the awesome insights she shared with Bored Panda below.
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#1
When Your Three Year Old Tells A Man At McDonald's That His Pants Are Falling Down
keyboardtek 1 year ago
We really failed at something when we started producing kids who think having their pants down and their underwear showing was somehow cool. I mean as a 70 year old, we had some pretty goofy fashion styles over the years, but this has to be the dumbest.
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Brian Droste 1 year ago (edited)
I don't know about anyone else but when I see someone wearing their pants like that I want to speak up, but I realize each person has a right to wear their clothes how they want to. Glad this kid didn't know any better and spoke up.
Dawn Marie 1 year ago
Good kid!!!! When a 4 year old has more sense that an adult, must tell you something!!
Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
I think it's kinda funny how pissed off some people get about this, as if it even matters how someone else dresses. Like, whatever man, there are actual real problems.
Ronstantin 1 year ago
I feel this. For me it costs too much energy to bash or mock other people's fashion decisions.
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Bean Driller 1 year ago
Gosh I wish that trend would go away. No one wants to see some guys panties.
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#2
She Said "Look Mom!" So I Looked And She Was Posing Like This. I Think My Daughter Has Some Talent
Mike F 1 year ago
She really needs to stop punching roads here in Michigan! 🤣🤣
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Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 1 year ago (edited)
I call BS. Moms never look when a kid says look mom. I'm over 40 and my mom still doesn't look. Whatever it is is already over when she actually gets around to looking. I've noticed this with my wife, too.
#3
This Child Is Hilarious
"I am as guilty as any parent for feeling like we need to go places to keep our kids entertained," Samantha, who runs the witty Walking Outside in Slippers blog, opened up to Bored Panda in an email.
"But I feel like my kids often have the most fun hanging out at home, roller skating around the block, or playing with the neighbors," she said.
"When I play a board game with them or we do family karaoke, that's when the real fun begins. Spending time with our kids can be as simple as a family dinner with no phones allowed."
Samantha noted that quality time together doesn't have to cost you money. Nor does it have to involve driving places.
#4
Respectfully Upset
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
Yk what you got the message across and now shes improving her way of expressing her emotions. Shes going to be very emotionally intelligent one day
Weltschmerz 1 year ago
When my daughter is upset or angry she screams into a pillow or punches it. She's far better than I was at the age of 7!
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Montanavanna 1 year ago
My daughter is a little rage hurricane when she is upset. She will stomp and scream. I found I can't love her through it and discipline doesn't work so we stomp and scream together. Get the angry out. She immediately starts laughing when I join her. Quickest way to diffuse her.
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
This isn't comedy, this is a parenting TED talk. That child should be THE example for new parents.
#5
Same
#6
VelociRyan
Bamamom2boys 1 year ago
When my youngest was on a soccer team, he ran around the field yelling "I'm an ocelot! I'm an ocelot!" Needless to say, after that season, we found a different sport.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
A kid in my 4th grade class wanted to be a dinosaur when he grew up. I wonder what ever happened with him....
DC 1 year ago
I had a classmate who adopted a pretend-T-Rex style of walking in 3rd grade. With his arms folded upwards before his chest and such ... and, he followed through with this, from starting in November all through 3rd grade. At the first day of 4th, I was disappointed - he walked like his own kind again. Loser.
KindyKaiako 1 year ago (edited)
Love this! My 12 year old sons soccer team sing Backstreet Boys songs to distract their opponents. Nothing funnier than "Tell me whyyyyy" in unison when someone's trying to shoot a penalty lol
Some parents feel pressured to be 'perfect.' So, they worry that they might not be 'as good' at parenting as other people that they see online or in real life. We asked Samantha for her thoughts on how to let go of this perfectionist mindset.
"Any parents who give off an impression of perfection are faking it, pure and simple," she told Bored Panda.
"We all have our struggles, and hopefully our triumphs. It is freeing to be vulnerable with other parents and admit your doubts and challenges," she said.
"You might find, like I have, that being open enables better bonding with fellow parents."
#7
Kids Are The Best
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
That child is wonderful and that mother is PEAK parenting as well. Wonderful to read this.
Littlemiss 1 year ago
I got asked about my tattoos, one 3 year old child asked why I draw on myself, when I answered I didn't someone else did. The kid looked horrified and asked why I let a person draw on me? This coming from a child who draws and paints themselves regularly and whose parents are covered in ink.
Mary Peace 11 months ago
Well, some days you get up in a rush and think, I haven't got time for the tattoos today, I'll just brush my hair and go because I have to rush.
#8
Kids Are Brutal
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Wait until you stop crying enough to say "no" and he starts listing the other things.
#9
Kids Are So Funny And They Don’t Even Know It
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
Flashback to Carrey's kid in Liar Liar "My dad's a liar. He wears a suit and goes to court"
Every family’s approach to raising children is going to vary, but some broadly accepted truths get you the best results. Ideally, as a parent, you should aim to raise kids who are confident, independent, resilient, empathetic, and capable. On the flip side, you want to avoid situations that might eventually make your children lose their self-esteem, disrespect all authority figures, or approach life with anxiety rather than purpose and clarity.
That’s easier said than done. Nobody’s perfect. Everyone’s human and makes mistakes. But as a parent, you really do need self-awareness, intent, and to pivot when you realize you’re messing up.
There are four main parenting styles that researchers generally single out: authoritative, authoritarian, permissive, and uninvolved (also known as neglectful) parenting.
In simple terms, the first style is the best, while all the others are imbalanced, fulfilling only a part of the kids’ needs and wants. Meanwhile, the last one is the most damaging to a young child’s self-esteem and can have negative repercussions for their entire adult life.
#10
Not Sure If Stupid Or Genius
Alex Kennedy 1 year ago
In what way is a squid slowly dying on the forest floor fundamentally different from a kid put into a new school? The initial shock, the belief that it might be ok, the slow letdown of realizing that one cannot breathe, and no hospitality will be offered here. Heck, if the kid breaks a pen, they will both be covered in ink by the time it is over.
Courtney Christelle 1 year ago (edited)
I was the new kid once and I got bullied. Slowly dying pretty much sums it up.
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
Creative writing can backfire, especially when you're 12 years old. Apparently, I was really good, but my s**t was so dark that I was sent to the guidance counselor. Writing a story about a demon that possesses you and forces you to kill someone or yourself in order to be free, is enough to give a red flag. Keep in mind that this was in the 80's.
MushroomHead22 1 year ago
i did something similar only i was in secondary 3. i wrote a story about a child and his father who were at the top of the cliff, and the they were having a conversation. eventually by the end of the story you find our the dad is dead, and died on that cliff from trying to show his son his glider, and that conversation the child was having with was no one. he was simply reminiscing the time they had together. the child then took off from the cliff on a glider and died the same way his father did.
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
That is entirely on the teacher. That prompt was very open ended and non-specific. I probably would've written something like that, too!
Lene 1 year ago
I love to write weird things. Especially the assignment-type where you get a word or a short sentence as the title/theme of your story and then you just write non-stop for a set amount of time. If you don't know what to write you write that. You must only lift the pen to make the spaces between words. I remember once, the title was water and somehow I ended up talking about zombie flowers on a grave. 🤷♀️
Luis Hernandez Dauajare 1 year ago
Am I the only one wanting to read that story of the drowing squid?
#11
My 4 Year Old Niece Can't Read And Bought Me This Birthday Card Because It Featured "A Cute Dog With A Party Hat"
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
The 4yo might be wiser than anyone realizes... Hopefully she isn't the executor of the OP's estate upon his death. ;)
Jenka666 1 year ago
I think that’s just what she’s telling you! She might not be able to read but she can see the expression on that dogs face. I also assume there was an adult with her.!!! brilliant nonetheless
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
Niece, so got to be one of OP's siblings. Definitely something a sibling would buy.
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#12
I Think We Need To Make Naming Our Brains A Thing. Pure Genius
SCP 4666 1 year ago (edited)
My brain is called Brain and my little finger is called Pinky and every evening Pinky asks Brain what they should do
Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
I call mine Walter (after Radar O'Reilly). I hope Walter stays as sharp and wise as his namesake.
Mary Peace 11 months ago
When she completes a numbers question and the teacher wants to know how she worked out the answer, it will be, "Jeremy told me."
In a nutshell, authoritative parenting focuses on a balanced approach that mixes love, support, connection, responsiveness, and transparency with clear rules, expectations, and communication. It’s a fair approach where the parent takes the time and energy to engage with their children’s feelings, not shying away from explaining to them why certain rules exist, why they shouldn’t be broken, and what will happen if they are.
Generally, authoritative parents raise children who go on to be independent, confident, well-adjusted, and socially competent adults. That being said, there’s no such thing as a ‘perfect’ parent. The authoritative parenting style is the most time-consuming and requires a lot of effort.
If you sometimes fall short of your ideal standards, try not to beat yourself up over it. Just learn from your mistakes and do better. Be kind. Be patient. Be nurturing.
#13
I Like Her Style
George Costanza 1 year ago
She didn't say that. But the mom made it up as a joke that's decently funny.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
Depends on how old that kid is and if they're mature or not. I know from experience that some kids grow up super fast, depending on their living situation. Also, this is the type of smartass s**t I used to say every time my Mom was called by the Principal at school.
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#14
Who Wants A Boring Medal? Not This Kid
Karina 1 year ago
It is also a wiev into how our understanding of somethings true value can be lost in the battle for bling, alertatively how lack of proper communication and explantations takes away what was already there, but seemed valueless.
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Molly Cule 1 year ago
When I was in primary school, I won a fancy dress competition. The prize was to be May Queen and sit on the float in the procession. I cried so much, because I "didn't want to be a stupid princess", that they gave me second prize instead. It was a huge pop-up book, with an accompanying tape, containing multiple fairy tales. I was much happier with that.
MushroomHead22 1 year ago
this is why achievements mean nothing. the child was smart enough to win, but chose the candy because they wanted that more. later in life if the 2 children are judged, the one with the medal will be seen as the "smarter" child, but the child who "lost" understood what they were doing. you can't teach perspective.
Pheebs 1 year ago
We were required to take a spelling test to see if we could be in the spelling bee in middle school - we all had to take it, even if we didn’t want to. I would purposely misspell at least two words (and assume I’d misspell at least one or two more) because I really didn’t like the idea of standing in front of a crowd.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
You coulda bargained with your parents to get you MORE sweets for winning before you pulled off the plan.
#15
Kids Are Weird
cerinamroth 1 year ago
Not particularly. They do have a good imagination though - finding ways to say the same thing is a great exercise, also for learning foreign languages.
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Not being allowed to use rude words can really bring out one's creativity. Like the last time I was around small children and therefore of course forbidden to swear. So I referred to a stupid person as "a useless incompetent sack of potatoes". The kids thought it was hilarious.
If the authoritative style is the North Star of parenting, guiding everyone, then the authoritarian, permissive, and uninvolved styles are what you want to avoid as much as possible. According to research, authoritarian parents generally value only one-way communication where they set very strict rules for behavior at home and outside of it. They have very high standards, don’t tolerate mistakes, and want their rules to be followed without question.
#16
Back In The Day
Ge Po 1 year ago
Well, yes, it did. (Or you had to walk/bike aaaall the way to the library. Or the playground/hangout.)
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Literally those AOL CDs they'd send en mass!
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Ace 1 year ago
Hah! Anyone else remember when MS Encarta was the most definitive source of all knowledge?
Sue User 1 year ago
Cleaning out a house once and found an odd machine. Looked like vhs player but no hookups. It was a vhs rewinder. Thats alk it did. It supposedly saved wear and tear on your vcr.
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cadena kuhn 1 year ago
They will never know the joys of dressing like a man so you don't get abducted when you walk to the video store in middle of the night cause you can not afford a late fee
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Well, it blooming well did! Ordering online was receiving a catalogue in the post, filling in an order form, and posting your order with a cheque, being prepared to wait 30 days for delivery (30 days!). I once discovered a discarded catalogue of display teapots shaped like sewing machine tables, potting up tables, etc, on the floor of a tube train carriage and was enchanted. A whole new world I'd never heard of. Guess what everyone got for Christmas that year!
Michael MacKinnon 1 year ago
I started hearing a Grandpa Simpsons rant following this line....
#17
Sudden Realization
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I came to an easy reconciliation and acceptance of learning I was adopted when I was 7 by saying "Well, we adopted Split [our dog] and SHE'S family, so it's the same thing, right?" XD
#18
My 8 Year Old Daughter Is Trolling Me
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
Why? I was a little stinker at 8 years old. Bathroom humor is hilarious at that age!
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Generally, authoritarians aren’t very nurturing. They’re also rather inflexible and dislike negotiations. Kids who grow up in these sorts of households tend to be well-behaved and are good at following instructions.
That being said, this parenting style can also raise young adults who are aggressive or shy, socially inept, and struggle to independently make decisions. Their self-esteem can suffer. Alternatively, authoritarian parents can also raise kids who rebel against any and all authority figures when they grow up.
#19
He's Cute Though
Carilyn Beverly 1 year ago
That math ain't mathing LOL good kid though, looking out for the 18yr old :)
#20
Hate When That Happens
Vicki Donaldson 1 year ago
If someone dared me. I would drink an entire gallon. In like 5 minutes. Love Milk!
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Genuine question: do Americans really drink that much milk? I'm always amazed by how huge their milk cartons are. We buy four pints each time for a family of 4, and that's plenty.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
Yes, some of us can go through that much milk without a problem. There are 4 adults in our house and we can blast through a Gallon of 2% milk, long before the sell by date. Between when we were growing up and then the Grandkids (my nieces and nephews) we had to buy a couple of gallons of whole milk at a time. With all of the kids, just eating cereal could use a Gallon of milk in no time at all.
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#21
He Was Raised Well
On the other side of the scale, you’ll find permissive parenting. It’s a style that focuses on being nurturing, warm, and supportive while avoiding too many rules or expectations. In short, these parents see their children more as their friends than as growing human beings for whom they’re responsible.
Less discipline and fewer rules can lead to some pretty harmful consequences, such as unhealthy eating habits (and the resulting health issues and obesity), and a lack of structure when it comes to homework, bedtime, and screen use. There’s a general disregard for moderation and too much impulsivity, entitlement, and issues with self-regulation.
#22
Would Not Stop Crying Until She Got Her Own Cone Of Shame
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
I mean, if you've got a kiddo that won't stop picking her nose... it's tempting.
RedMarbles 1 year ago
Shoutout to the delightful movie Up for making "cone of shame" so universal.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago (edited)
My dog managed to somehow get her C.O.S. off and hidden when I went to work one day. I came home to see that she had licked a bit too much (but could have been worse) and the C.O.S. was nowhere to be found. That was, until AFTER she was completely healed. Smart doggo.
Debra Newell 12 months ago
When your cat or dog gets neutered, you can purchase a “Onesie “ for them now. If you must use the cone, don’t forget to put their food and water on a higher level, just so they can reach it.
#23
Right In The Feels
DennyS (denzoren) 1 year ago
I feel like this didn't happen but if it did, get some aloe vera asap.
Panda McPandaface 1 year ago
This guy is a professional content creator I think - his children apparently say something incredibly witty every day of their lives.
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Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
ohgod I felt that one in my liver. Breakwell's progeny are honestly the funniest children EVER.
#24
Valentine's Day Card From A Student
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
This is the funniest suicidenote I think I've ever read. I'm glad he's at peace now, but this child could have been a standup GOD.
Uninvolved—aka neglectful—parenting is the worst of the bunch. It centers around a very hands-off approach. These parents may or may not be able to fulfill their kids’ basic needs. They’re usually emotionally detached or otherwise disengaged from their children’s lives.
At home, there are very few expectations (if any…) and there’s little to no nurturing to be found. On the plus side, kids raised by uninvolved parents are resilient, self-sufficient, and independent. But the biggest drawbacks are that they might grow up struggling with emotional regulation, academic achievements, and social relationships.
#25
You Be Whatever You Want To Be, Buddy
michael Chock 1 year ago
He's going to be the star of Halloween someday, at his job at the DMV
Linda Robinett 12 months ago
OK, here is the costume for halloween. Make a yellow frame for his head (some of the stop lights in California have those and it looks good), Dress him in black with a black baklava on his face. Add construction paper lights or if you are really good at this sort of thing, use LED lights.
#26
I Think That Kid Knows Something You Don't, He Knows What He's Doing
Tim Douglass 11 months ago
And if his friends won't shorten, then they're no friends of his...
Load More Replies... ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Yeah, my name is actually Christa, not Christina, so I often say it's Christ...with an a. I either get a giggle, an okay, or a look of death as a response to that.
Robert Trebor 1 year ago (edited)
My middle name is William. I couldn' reliably spell it until I was about 7.
Amy 1 year ago (edited)
Siobhan over here…! 🤣 I feel was about the same age! (Luckily Amy is short and easy!!)
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I remember reading "Alex: The Life of a Child" - a biography about a little girl dying of cystic fibrosis - and she had an older brother whose full name was Christian, so she called him "Chrish" for short instead of "Chris" :)
DC 1 year ago
I had a classmate ... or, rather, about 200 classmates over the years ... this is just about one of them, he was called the polish version of Christoph, something like Kzysztoff, and we referred to him as "Kzysh", or the english pronounciation thereof. Kschüsch, if we write it in phonetic german. Kschüsch, it seems, is very confusable with some turkish curse, so we basically called him, well, that, due to our class being composed of more turkish than any other nationality.
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Anne Young 1 year ago
I wonder if the family's middle eastern. And if there's a 'mary'. [Partially a joke.].
Caroline Starr 1 year ago
One of my kids is Christopher, he is also lefthanded and dyspraxic. He moaned terribly because his siblings both had 5 letter names. So Chris it is. Or Christopher sometimes.
#27
My 8-Year-Old Cousin Put This Note Up On Her Bedroom Door
Who am I, where am I 12 months ago
She's a woman, therefore she has every right to practice for the future
Self-empathy is very important for exhausted, overworked, and burnt-out parents to have. You have to take care of yourself and your core needs (food, sleep, etc.) before you sacrifice everything for your loved ones. When you’re well-rested and content, you’re in a much better position to support your family. When you’re chronically tired, you end up being frustrated, sometimes feeling unappreciated and might end up lashing out. If you need extra support at home, be vocal about it.
#28
Financial Planning
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
No, but some real people will pay very well, and you can get by with one kidney or only half of your liver.
Amy Lee 1 year ago
Only ever need a slither of liver. Half could do quite a few transplants.
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Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
My kids were aghast upon learning that the tooth fairy gives half price for teeth with fillings...
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
Wait until that girl discovers onlyfans. She is going to make a KILLING
#29
My Daughter Backed Into A Light Pole And Promptly Got Out Of The Vehicle And Fled The Scene. Her Very First Hit And Run
cerinamroth 1 year ago
My son has a hospital discharge report that says "Facial injury due to driving too fast on his Bobby car". He was speeding around the corner (like we've told him not to a gazillion times!) and fell off and smacked his face on the floor. (Normally I wouldn't go to hospital for such a thing but it was the weekend and he kept saying his jaw hurt near his ear and that he couldn't open his mouth.) All's well that ends well. And no, he hasn't learned his lesson.
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
This is adorable and painful I had kidney stone surgery this morning and laughing hurts.
#30
Power To The Dinosaur
What are your thoughts, dear Pandas? What parenting styles have worked best and worst for you? How do you deal with the challenges that raising kids involves? How do you make sure that you're documenting all the best memories before they grow up? Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments!
#31
My Son's Journal Entry Today
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
I like the drawing, though! Maybe tomorrow will be more exciting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#32
She Had A Flashback
quentariel 1 year ago
I remember when I broke my finger as a kid in the middle of a kids music festival. I didn't cry because it hurt, but only after the first aid personnel told us it might be broken. And broken finger sounds something you are supposed to cry of.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago (edited)
Wait until you're an Adult and play the "How and where in the hell did that bruise come from?!" I can get bruises in the oddest place and have ZERO f*****g idea on how that even got there. Some days taking a shower can be an adventure like "Huh, there's another one."
#33
My Daughter Insisted On Watching The Cookies While Waiting For The Oven To Heat Up. She Stayed Like That For 10 Minutes
Susan W. 1 year ago
Can anyone read the last two lines of the sign hanging on the cupboard? (something to do with wine.)
Rosemary 1 year ago
Wine: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad
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Jane Hower 11 months ago
I have a small resser with handles like those on the hutch behind here. And I've seen those chairs on MANY TV shows and commercials - they must have hundreds in stock to use when needed.
#34
I Thought I Lost $350 And Then Three Months Later I Found It In My Four Year Olds Room
#35
Found My Old Diary Entry From 2000
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Sadly, this was also my hand writing in 2000. I was born in the 1970s
michael Chock 1 year ago
If they really were named "Circus City" maybe they would still be around.
Carilyn Beverly 1 year ago
Ahhh, the innocence of youth. I remember my mom being VERY hesitant to let me listen to The Bloodhound Gang The Bad Touch; in hindsight, I see her point LOL
#36
Took My Daughter To Get Ingredients To Bake My Wife A Birthday Cake. Then She Saw The Decorative Edible Eyes
The Other Guest 1 year ago (edited)
I think you mean Biblically accurate angel food. EDIT - whoops I see someone already made that joke. My bad!
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My kids found the decorating items and put these sugar eyes on a bulb of fennel that was standing on the kitchen counter: fennel-678...a89a11.jpg 
Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 1 year ago
Oh we have these all the time! They're always funny, no matter how many times we use them. Gingerbread, ice cream, birthday cakes, literally anything that can have sprinkles will have eyeballs on it.
#37
It Sounds Like She Respected Your Advice, Though
Ryn 12 months ago
BSDetector: just curious…is this the ONLY job you have???❤️
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My Son Is Awesome At Hide And Seek
Roxy222uk 1 year ago
Ack, I'm rubbish at those 'wait until you see it' pictures
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MalayDragon 1 year ago
I don't understand, Ya'll can see a person hiding in this picture. ????
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
Don't mind me! I'm just one of these fireplace tools. Definitely not a human child!
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
He's been watching Beauty & the Beast and is practising his nuzzle moves on staff. Cogsworth will be so disappointed.
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
He reminds me of my 28 pound cat hiding behind the table leg. (That's 2 stone, 13-ish kg.)
#39
My 10 Year Old Daughter Loves To Set Her Barbies Up In Elaborate Scenarios. This Was The Scene On Our Back Patio The Other Day. These Ladies Have Been At This For Hours
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
My 80's Barbies had bendable legs, but they were encased in the "skin" and not with the exposed hinges these have.
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John Haley 1 year ago
My daughter lined all her dolls in front of a grill waiting for a delicious burger. It was a Barbie Queue.
Shannimal 1 year ago
Better than me dragging a barbie by her neck from the barbie corvette with Ken driving... I SWEAR I'm a normal adult now!!!
Bookworm 1 year ago
You might find this interesting https://www.vox.com/culture/23800314/why-kids-murder-their-barbie-dolls
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#40
My Kids Inherited My Childhood Toys, And Only My Daughter Wants To Play With "Dolls". Action Man Is Now Loving The Sweet Life
cerinamroth 1 year ago
It's because he's hungry and wants a bread roll but the bread's out of reach and the baby's just dropping off to sleep so he cannot afford to move a muscle. Yes, I have been in this situation.
Load More Replies... Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
"You think vaporizing alien invaders is easy? Just try getting Junior to take a nap!"
#41
Found This While Helping My 5 Year Old Son Clean His Room. He Said It's For "Just In Case"
Tim Douglass 11 months ago
Ain't many problems a man can't fix, with seven hundred dollars and a thirty-aught-six.
#42
I Would Be Haunted Too
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
A front butt. When the rolls hang down and you can't tell whether they're coming or going.
PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago
Fully invested here. I love conversations with kids. Their brains are magical and they say the darndest things.
Marianne Grann 1 year ago
I guess she’s gained weight and her pants are so tight now that you’re only seing one buttock!
#43
My Girlfriend's 9 Year Old Daughter: "I Invented This So I Don't Have To Stop Playing Videogames To Drink My Water". I've Dubbed It The "Pwning Pouch"
Daniel Alexander 1 year ago
Fun isn't something one considers when drinking water, but this does put a smile on my face.
TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago
Nice! Now just inform her about cup hats, or maybe even just a nice big straw cup with side table or couch cup holder.
#44
My Kids Made A Snowman And Found Halloween Eyes
tarryn norwich 1 year ago
Looks like the snowman hit the penjamin too hard and is in outer space lol.
#45
That's Right, Kid. Nobody
Lulu 1 year ago
When the the song “Tootsie Roll” came out I was young and I said out of nowhere in front of my Dad and older sister “69 is the place to be” my Dad smacked me, my sister laughed, and I had no idea WTF I did to get smacked. We laugh about that often.
Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
At the dinner table, I once started quoting the SNL skit where bullies make fun of a kid named Hildo...
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Haha my brother said its because 6 and 9 r the same but upside-down
Nicola Thrope 1 year ago
The thought of a child only 11 years old, knowing the word "meme" is heartbreaking to me
Sir Richard Fiddler The LXIXth 1 year ago
Bro, my 4 year old knows what a meme is. Also, with this crappy gen alpha 3 year olds know how to use an Ipad but dont know how to put the square on the square shaped hole.
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My Daughter Is Planning Her First Sleepover. I’m Concerned About #2
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
My granddaughter would summon a vampire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She's moved on from Paw Patrol.
#47
My Son's Letter To The Toothfairy
Upstaged75 1 year ago
My nephew swallowed his tooth and left a message for the Tooth Fairy that said "I accidentally swallowed my tooth. Can I still get money?" :)
Bean Driller 1 year ago
When my daughter lost her first tooth, the "toothfairy" brought her a cute wooden treasure box and a note that said Olivia was her first child and her first tooth. She went bananas that morning! I still have the box and the note (not the tooth, I didn't save those)
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
it was this night Theo found out about the ToothFairy's less friendly sister: the OrganFairy
#48
Had A Sneezing Attack And My Daughter Made Me A "Potion" To Feel Better
#49
I Found This In My Son’s Room. Should I Be Concerned?
stupidMonkey 1 year ago
No problem with that little jar. I keep my madness in a 50 gallon drum.
Family's_disappointment 1 year ago
I guess he screams in this jar and then immediately closes the lid to make sure his scream doesn't escape. P.s. Op make sure not to break that jar. You never know how many (loud ear-deafing) screams will come out after the jar breaks.
David Beaulieu 1 year ago
I would argue that madness is all in the mind, but clearly, jar it is...
#50
Left For 10 Minutes, 6 Year Old Cousin Decided To Help
#51
This Eight-Year-Old Is Going Places
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
That fart looks quite happy with its accomplishments. I like that fart.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
My last words to my dad were "You live by the sword, you die by the sword" when he complained after he had done a fart in the lift. He dropped dead of a heart attack about 45 seconds later. (I have a dark sense of humour and am British, it's OK to laugh!)
Stephen Gross 1 year ago
Plothole: if the fart killed everyone in book 1, how is there anyone left to kill in book 2?
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I'm curious as to the setup for the sequel, assuming the first book lives up to its premise.
cj be like 1 year ago
i'm very excited to see how its somehow able to kill everyone after it already did
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
I'd pull him aside and ask if that first fart was as massive as advertised, how can there be a sequel?
#52
To Be Fair, Most People Never Pack Nearly Enough Kaleidoscopes For A Trip
#53
Kids
MushroomHead22 1 year ago
these one suck; there is no way to confirm thats what they said, and it honestly always sounds made up.
#54
Fair Question
#55
For The Love Of God, I Just Want To Wipe
#56
Kids Started The Day By Bringing Me Black Coffee (With Soy Sauce), Then Followed That Up With This Zombie Image Behind My Cars Back-Up Camera
#58
When I Was A Child I Went To The Zoo And Drew This Monstrosity
#59
My Aunt Just Shared Her Son’s Assignment With Me
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Americans fundamentally lack understanding of the differences between militarism, nationalism and patriotism. The most often confuse the first two with the latter.
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#60
My Younger Brother, Everyone
#61
Just Found This Contract In Our Playroom, Written By My Older Son And Signed By My Younger Son
#62
How To Cook A Turkey By 6 Year-Old Me
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
Celcius or fahrenheit? Could make the difference between salmonella or not!
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My 2 Year Old Using Her Binoculars To Look At Ants
stupidMonkey 1 year ago
Hehe. Looks like she is even looking through them backwards like "Wow these ants look like gnats from all the way up here"
#64
My 4 Year Old Shows Off Her Spelling On Netflix
She comes running in to brag she can spell Moana. Not sure whether to facepalm or be proud, she's technically not wrong.
#65
My Son Feeding His Fake Dog Goldfish While His Real Dog Sits Outside
#66
My Son Didn't Approve Of The Class Valentines Cards I Picked So He "Fixed" Them
#67
Nailed It
PandaGoPanda 1 year ago
I really hope that was written by a 6 year old and not a 9 year old ...
#68
I Wrote This About My Dad When I Was 6, My Parents Will Never Let Me Live It Down
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
OP on Reddit says they blurred out the favorite memory portion because "it was actually naming a specific area I lived so I blurred it out to keep personal info to a minimum".
#69
The Prank My Kids Played On Me This Morning
Carilyn Beverly 1 year ago
To me a good prank is funny but doesn't cause harm/damage. I think this qualifies :)
#70
Rain Can't Stop Me
#71
My Kids Made A Poster For Their Rap Group
WalterWhiteSavannah 1 year ago
Honestly surprised there wasn't some classic bp censorship here.
#72
When You’re 10 Year Old Plays A Prank On You
Doofnuts 1 year ago
Seriously P.sharma? This is what you took away from this? This is funny dammit!
#73
Thankfully, I Forgot To Take Out The Recycling. Think I’ll Hold Onto This Rare Find
Brian Droste 1 year ago
I want to know the story behind the child having a box on his head and sitting in a recycling bin.
#74
It’s Bad Enough I Have To Worry About Kendra, Dylan And Luci In NY, Now Their Toilet Has Started Smoking
Sarcastic and Proud 1 year ago
Like this comment I've you've actually done this... Cuz I have!!! 🤣
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The Big Bad 1 year ago
My 4 year old son is a natural charmer... His teacher told me the following: Teacher: wow, you've got cool shoes! Son: they are wedding shoes. Teacher: how nice, who are you going to marry? Son (all charming): you ;) Honestly, I don't know where he gets it from:')... He recently plucked a flower to give to a lady at the supermarkt check out. It's like raising Johnny Bravo.
James016 1 year ago
Yesterday my son inadvertently forced his school to change the door access code for the staff entrance. We were waiting in the reception area when someone came in and put in the code to get into the school. He saw it, and repeated it. The receptionist’s face just dropped as she knows my son has a photographic memory and is obsessed with numbers. She made a note to tell the head teacher that the code needs changing.
Ece Cenker 1 year ago
“Children are the ones that know exactly what’s going on in the world, you know. They ‘see’ more than adults, ‘believe’ in more, are honest, and will always, ‘always’ let you know where you stand.” — Cecelia Ahern
Tonyah Mcanelly 1 year ago
When my husband and I were dating his son who was about 7 at the time really wanted us to get married . He sail " all you have to do is sign a piece of paper. so he went to the printer got a blank sheet of paper and made us sign it. It was the most precious thing
The Big Bad 1 year ago
My 4 year old son is a natural charmer... His teacher told me the following: Teacher: wow, you've got cool shoes! Son: they are wedding shoes. Teacher: how nice, who are you going to marry? Son (all charming): you ;) Honestly, I don't know where he gets it from:')... He recently plucked a flower to give to a lady at the supermarkt check out. It's like raising Johnny Bravo.
James016 1 year ago
Yesterday my son inadvertently forced his school to change the door access code for the staff entrance. We were waiting in the reception area when someone came in and put in the code to get into the school. He saw it, and repeated it. The receptionist’s face just dropped as she knows my son has a photographic memory and is obsessed with numbers. She made a note to tell the head teacher that the code needs changing.
Ece Cenker 1 year ago
“Children are the ones that know exactly what’s going on in the world, you know. They ‘see’ more than adults, ‘believe’ in more, are honest, and will always, ‘always’ let you know where you stand.” — Cecelia Ahern
Tonyah Mcanelly 1 year ago
When my husband and I were dating his son who was about 7 at the time really wanted us to get married . He sail " all you have to do is sign a piece of paper. so he went to the printer got a blank sheet of paper and made us sign it. It was the most precious thing
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