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We feel that humor and wit are seriously underrated at schools. Creativity and comedy should be rewarded with top grades, trophies, parades, and endless pizza at the cafeteria. At least, that’s how we feel.

Pretty much everyone’s been in a situation where we’re sitting in the classroom, scratching our heads, trying to figure out a question that just darn doesn’t make any sense. Some students don’t want to guess blindly or leave the question unanswered, though. Instead, they summon their courage and write out a witty response that is technically correct but might take the teacher completely by surprise.

Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest test answers that kids have ever written to boost your mood and remind you just how powerful thinking outside the box really is.

Pssst, Pandas, over here! Careful, make sure the teacher can’t see you. We’ve got a whole bunch of other genius and hilarious test answers to share with you. When you’ve finished upvoting your fave pics in this list, take a peek at Bored Panda’s earlier post right over here (hey, no copying!).

#1

Answer On An English Exam Paper

Answer On An English Exam Paper

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Lee Macro
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot emphasize enough how much I wanna upvote this more than once 🤣

Dawnaeh
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo, you like to move it move it up? 😅

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Red Hair Blue Soul
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is going places! I'll show myself out now

best turtle
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this kid has an entire generations respect

Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think more like everyone’s, no matter there generation, respect.

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Lorrie Rothstein
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an awesome answer. I can hear the song

michelle
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this put a smile on my face

NeitherNor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who else sang it while reading it? Be honest! Lol

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Bored Panda reached out to British comedy writer and single mom, Ariane Sherine, to get her insights about the boundaries of humor in how students communicate with their teachers. What's more, we had a chat about what parents can do to help their kids stress less over tests and grades, as well as the best approach to helping out with homework.

Ariane told us that she "absolutely" thinks that there's room for humor in how students and teachers communicate with each other, Furthermore, it can be a good way to strengthen the bond between them. Though she notes that this works only "as long as 'funny' doesn't stray into 'rude' territory."

"Having a laugh with your teacher can help you bond with them. But it's definitely best to err on the side of caution if you're unsure whether a joke's too risky or not," she advised that students need to keep an eye out for respect, not just competing who can throw out the wittiest comment.

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    Me_irl

    Me_irl

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    This Kid

    This Kid

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    Mr. Cinder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best answer ever! I would give this kid an A+ for sure!

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huge creativity and humour points (both signs of intelligence), this kid deserves 10/10 😂

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    A parent's support is essential when it comes to helping their children maintain their confidence. "I always just tell my daughter to do her best," Comedy expert and parent Ariane told Bored Panda what her approach is like when it comes to tests and grades.

    "If you genuinely do your best, there's literally nothing more you can do. Effort is important, and achievement generally follows, but not always. There are different ability levels but all I expect is effort," she explained.

    As for homework, there's a lot to be said about promoting a student's independence as a parent. "I think letting your kids get on with homework by themselves, but also letting them know that you're always there for them if they get stuck is the best approach," she said that it's all about striking a balance.

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    "Definitely not doing it for them, as that way they won't learn," she said that there's no point in doing your kid's homework for them because it defeats the entire purpose of assigning it in the first place.

    #4

    My 8-Year-Old Cousin's Homework

    My 8-Year-Old Cousin's Homework

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    r tommo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here is an answer i wish i could up vote more than once

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they got a star on their answer!

    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's something about "one person you hate" that disturbs me in an educational setting.

    Zella hawk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why can't I upvote this a million times

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Savage anwer, yes, pun intended.

    Javel!
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    3 years ago

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    Squirrelly Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you recognize that there are people out there that just don't hate. You might be one of them. I had bullies as a kid (I cry at the drop of a hat, so appeared an easy target) I did not get why they bullied, I did hate being bullied, but never hated them, just wished they would stop hurting me or anyone else.

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    Dekker451
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Improvise. Adapt. Eat someone you hate.

    Jessica Macklemoore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just knew that baby shark song would destroy the world! Its got these kids all curious about the alternative shark lifestyle and now they all have an insatiable craving for flesh!! We simply MUST ban all baby shark videos and force kids 2 watch Jaws instead! That will surely cure them of this perverted notion that sharks are "hip" and deserve equal animal rights!

    Marissa Wolff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k does this have to do with this post?!

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    #5

    My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment

    My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment

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    Xane T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate that she marked it correct, because technically the kid is right.

    No
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming she marked it wrong because the mark is red but you could be right

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    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Ela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also deforestation? Unless mechanical pencil, I suppose.

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the checkmark mean it's counted as wrong or right?

    CG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the teacher marked it as correct. Check marks are good, X is bad.

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    Tyler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the kid got a check mark

    Stella Sandor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong. "You're gonna go far kid"-The Offspring

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    #6

    This Is Why Teachers Love To Teach Apparently

    This Is Why Teachers Love To Teach Apparently

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    lazy panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were asking for it 🤷‍♀️

    whaaaaaaaaaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally it's like they did it on purpose cause that's one of the first words that come to mind for anyone

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    Alice In_Hell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just asking for trouble using 'uck'

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is that they simply wrote "F word" because they didn't want to get in trouble.

    Lopez, Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This question was asking for that tbh

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the f word does end with uck. teacher needs to be careful or else the kid will cuss them out.

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    A lot depends on the specific teacher who set your child’s test. If they’re more easy-going, they might actually appreciate the out-of-the-box thinking and witty answers. However, someone stricter, who feels that there’s only one ‘right’ way to answer any question might end up scolding your kid and giving them a bad grade.

    There’s also a lot to be said about the type of school you send your children to. Whether or not the institution values creativity or rote memorization will depend not only on the teachers hired to work there, but also on the principal and local superintendent, how the PTA deals with things, and what the overall philosophy of the school board might be.

    There definitely has to be at least some structure throughout the school day. You can’t just let your kids run completely free, doing whatever they want, without care, for years on end. Though there are schools like that and it’s up to every family to decide what’s best for their loved ones, generally speaking, there has to be a healthy balance between freedom and discipline.

    Guidance from teachers and an expectation to follow the rules aren’t necessarily bad things, so long as they don’t try to limit their students’ expression and creativity for no good reason.

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    #7

    Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet

    Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet

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    Screen_Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and probably get a better pay while I'm at it."

    Lea Panthera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher then proceeded to show it to the principal, who immediately quit their job, moved to Jamaica, and became a guitarist. The end.

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    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN GIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL

    Stella Sandor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep agreed but before that happened I would fire the worst teachers. TAKE THAT MISS MASON SHOULDA BEEN NICER. 6th grade me and second grade me would be the happiest people around.

    CHOW TSZ YU 5D04
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Chinese so this girl is只因你太美

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    #8

    Provide An Example Of A Risk

    Provide An Example Of A Risk

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    KJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet teachers get a good chuckle at these type of answers.

    Tara Moov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The check mark says they got the 10 points, so that's a very fair teacher!

    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this down voted? Y'all, down votes get people banned. They are not dislike buttons. They are supposed to be used for reporting harassment, hate, and spam. BP does not monitor this, it is automated and when people get down voted they will get a message saying they are banned for suspicious activity. Please.save the down votes for the stuff that deserves to be banned.

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    Adam Chang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    extra points for great risk

    Rosemary Janiak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart kid He is taking a risk himself

    Thomas Dickson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this child is older, I wonder if their answer will be 'hold my beer.'

    Clark Congleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how much time that kid just saved

    Zella hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this might be my favorite.

    Tinaaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice and short, just how they wanted it

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    #9

    Debatable. But Still A Good Answer

    Debatable. But Still A Good Answer

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong. Actually oddly appropriate as a good scientist should be looking for any possible confounding variables that need to be controlled for.

    Olivia V. Rhodes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that or she forgot to turn on the microscope light.

    Lisa Cherney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not a politically correct answer, but very funny!

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    Plenty of you Pandas have probably felt firsthand what it means to successfully one-up your teacher… and how bitter some of them get. If you correct your teacher in front of the class or tell a joke, you’re basically flipping a coin. The more empathetic educators will probably laugh along with you, thank you for your observations, or even start a discussion with the class about how, hey, not everyone knows all the answers.

    #10

    How To Make Original Answer

    How To Make Original Answer

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    Screen_Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are valid. You are perfect just the way you are."

    ginger a. freckleburger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Success is not final; failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts."

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly does motivate your answer mean?

    Jiminy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered the same and had a surprisingly hard time finding it out: "motivate something (South African English, formal) to give reasons for something that you have stated" https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/motivate

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you answer"

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No credit. The kid is providing encouragement, not motivation. Motivation is your husband banging the babysitter. Encouragement is your sister lending you her gun.

    Clark Congleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I honestly wouldn't be able to interpret this any other way!

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    #11

    The Answer To This Question

    The Answer To This Question

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    Thegoodboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did get answer correct! My teachers when I was in school would've chuckled and tossed my work in the closest trashcan..

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    y Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used this during neurology evaluation. I thought it was funny. The doctor, less so!

    Jack S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You literally cannot argue with that.

    Cat Chat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if they wanted a detailed question, they should have clarified that.

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was a teacher this is my favorite student.

    Ruby Serene
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would give this kid full points, because, well... Why not?

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    #12

    I’d Say This Was The Correct Answer

    I’d Say This Was The Correct Answer

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely Correct. Don’t touch my $&#%ing chocolate.

    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the teacher really think that Tracy can take Rachel’s chocolate and then have the audacity to ask for more, without getting slapped?

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to do this question and I'm definitely older than this kid

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is weirdly worded isn't it? There are less confusing ways to ask for a quarter of 12.

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is completely reasonable

    Peppy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Tracey stop taking my damn chocolate

    Colin Brackenridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the bar. Dairy Milk or Milky Bar then yes a slap if not more. Fruit and Nut or Turkish Delight, then a thank you card is coming.

    ThePunnyBunny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll slap for a fruit & nut. Also, there's a Turkish delight flavor?

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    idrow1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda mad it got marked as wrong, lol.

    TellieMoni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Tracey takes 4 of my chocolate bars without asking then thinks she can come back and ask for more? This isn't a math question, its a lesson in establishing boundaries

    lauralett50
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, the teachers note,'this is not the answer I was expecting..lmao!!

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    However, someone who feels that their authority is being undermined (usually, they have low self-esteem) might punish the students who ‘dare’ to stand out. They might give them worse grades, for example. Or try to trip them up in various ways, like assigning extra homework, more tests, or extremely draining coursework. If this is an ongoing issue, the parents definitely need to get involved and have a chat about the situation. No bullying—by an adult no less!—should be tolerated.

    #13

    Astronomy

    Astronomy

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    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have a McDonalds.

    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly more research is needed. I vote to give more funds NASA.

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guarantee they have a Starbucks though.

    Vinay Pai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4. None of them is a banana (so we cannot use them for scale)

    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Neptune doesn’t have a McDonalds, then where did I get my McNuggets from the other day?!?

    BG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Starbucks, two Subways and 14 Dollar Generals.

    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they have Burger King right???

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    #14

    Name The Flag

    Name The Flag

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    Adalmina
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Finnish person this is definitely our flag

    Stephanie Did It
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me your dad's into NASCAR without telling me your dad's into NASCAR

    Epona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be that the kid is into NASCAR as well

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    albernistuff 4sale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Akshully...Finland tends to produce a LOT of successful race car drivers. Just sayin'

    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl my stupid a*s would have done the same

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They put in one too many n's. Also, they graded it wrong.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon! At least 1/2 credit for innovation. Isn't that part of our education?

    Tess
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The all capital letters, double exclamation marks, and double underlines, makes me think that I would strongly dislike having this teacher.

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    #15

    Well It Didn't Say It Had To Be Analog

    Well It Didn't Say It Had To Be Analog

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS IS COMPLETELY UNFAIR THEY ASKED THEY RECEIVED

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is freaking correct! THERE'S NO JUSTICE IF THIS HAPPENED!!

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    Jill Bussey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me cross, because the answer is correct.

    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT's a well drawn clock too.

    Wilf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a story in the UK press that schools are replacing analogue clocks with digital during exams because students can't read analogue and it is giving them anxiety about how much time they have left!

    Lyn Moffett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be the teachers fault. Kids should be taught the clock and how to tell time in all schools. My grandchildren were taught how to read a clock in primary.

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always be precise what you are asking for ^^

    BOTW PANDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They never said analog or digital. PS this kid is a good artist.

    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because all kids in kindergarten know the word "analog"

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    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wanted an analogue clock, you should've asked for that!

    Matthew Lawrence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the F*** is wrong with this teacher

    A P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then they complain about how kids don't care about school. It's easy to stop giving a c**p about a place that just stomps on creativity and thinking outside the box at every turn.

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    Now that’s not to say that students should be free to disrupt the class all day, every day with their sass. Humor is great in small doses. However, it loses its charm when the class clown has to have the spotlight on them in every single class. There’s got to be a bit of mutual respect between the students and their teachers here. Having fun in class is perfectly fine, so long as you actually manage to learn something and don’t take away the opportunity to study from your fellow classmates.

    #16

    One Of My Friends Just Sent Me Her Kid's Homework. After The Answer At The Bottom, I Realize This Kid Is Going Places

    One Of My Friends Just Sent Me Her Kid's Homework. After The Answer At The Bottom, I Realize This Kid Is Going Places

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    Screen_Addict
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these are better this way tbh

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t count your chickens because they need privacy” 😂 “don’t put all your eggs in there” I love this kid

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one about the chickens needing privacy is my favorite.

    Scout Finch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true about Vader. No shenanigans!

    Clark Congleton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "dont't put all your eggs in there" is my favorite.

    RedPepper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently chickens need privacy but not horses

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's all fun and games until Darth Vader comes" is my new mantra

    DaBoizMaccasRun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a picture of this at home, my new life motto

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    darth vader will always be the ultimate menace

    Rita Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What exactly is this homework trying to teach? These are all ancient 'sayings' with no right or wrong 'answers' and yet this kid has somehow nailed it!!

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    #17

    My Dad Just Texted Me This. Student Submitted This For His Final

    My Dad Just Texted Me This. Student Submitted This For His Final

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With practise, your alcoholism will improve

    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a drinking problem... now I love the stuff!

    MonicaChicagoGal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes always work on your alcoholism 🍸

    The Shark
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair point. 😂

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    #18

    Sounds About Right

    Sounds About Right

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    RedPepper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is as clear as the question. I blame the teacher.

    Maria Veronica
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe in the context of the class or the exam is clear

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    Kirby Kaz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually wrong because you can't end a year IN another year. There can't be two years at once.

    Hugo Farr
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1995 did not end in 1896. 1895 ended an infinitely small amount of time prior to 1896.

    azubi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say, but actually 1895 ended before 1896 began. That's the concept of time. Clever kid, but not going places when time doesn't pass.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't answer this one. I googled it and the closest thing I could find was Tunisia ended its run as a Italian dependency and became a French one. Considering the question is in English, I doubt that is the right answer. Even in a course on colonialism, I would expect a question that just lists a year to refer to a territory that was related to the country where the test was being given.

    me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this answer at least 15 times

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    Interpersonal skills, feeling comfortable and confident in front of a crowd, quick-wittedness and the ability to improvise under pressure, thinking in ways that others don’t, your general amiability—these are fantastic skills to have for any kid or grownup.

    A large part of your success in life comes down to how you communicate with people. Being charming and spreading smiles are useful tools in your arsenal no matter what career you choose. However… that might not be enough.

    Ideally, you should support your strong social skills with a good amount of knowledge in a few areas, whether that’s science, humanities, the arts, or something else. Sometimes you actually do have to find out what the angle of a specific triangle is, not just be able to talk your way out of the entire situation. Especially when it comes to more technically-minded careers.

    #19

    Honesty In My Son's Homework

    Honesty In My Son's Homework

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! He still did it though he was angry about it.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately the kid had to. we all have to do homework. it's a sad life.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, and then you grow old and have to do more work so you can get paid. Tis' a sad life indeed at times.

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    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give this kid credit for honesty (and learning that life does involve having to do things we don't want to do).

    me
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh is this second step I actually did this in school a few years ago. 😂

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    #20

    Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test

    Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test

    dubblechrisp Report

    Clark Congleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the teacher also drew something back. awsome.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the changes they made from the books that I looked much better. The book says you can not pass. Implies inability to do so. Gandalf saying you shall not pass makes it feel like his will alone is the only thing stopping the balrog

    Alya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoo that's so cool, thank you for sharing that

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the disclaimer... Like really? How big is this test?? If you need to put a disclaimer on a test so the students don't freak out maybe just skip the test altogether?? I really do want to see this test booklet. How big can it actually be? Is that warranted? I have too many questions rn

    Writer Panda (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That feeling when I'm in math class and the period is supposed to be over, but the teacher does more cräp.

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    #21

    Give This Guy A Medal

    Give This Guy A Medal

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 That's a good one!

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how it WORKS ... one could write a long paragraph about how hydraulic cylinders and joints and stuff make huge stiff metal objects change their shape in a way desired by who's operating them, ...

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is one with enough context that I can justify the teacher giving no points as it is clearly an electric transformer drawn above

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he's going to be an electrician, he got a check mark.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣 You knew someone was going to do this!

    Duncan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am hearing the transforming sound while looking at this

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    Some time ago, Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, shared a few thoughts with Bored Panda about how educators can motivate their students. She pointed out that there are two parts to inspiring your students to aim for the stars.

     "One, give them a solid foundation to build their skills and knowledge on, so they’ll be able to succeed at whatever they choose to pursue," the professor told us.

    "Two, give them support and encouragement—and the benefit of your own network, if possible—to help them get where they want to be," she shared that educators have the power to help their students build a solid foundation for a future career.

    #22

    This Is The Best Answer I’ve Ever Seen

    This Is The Best Answer I’ve Ever Seen

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the right answer though!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jury is still out on this one.

    The Realist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try not paying your taxes and let us know how it works out for you.

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    No Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ideally to fund social services that keep everyone happier, healthier, and more trusting. We need to be teaching this so that we can have nice things like the Scandinavians.

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very lofty goal that you have there.

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    Ezra Houssian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. This kid hit the nail on the head.

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    #23

    My Little Cousin Nails A Test Question

    My Little Cousin Nails A Test Question

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    Screen_Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the picture he's definitely on drugs

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid is definitely on steroids. The CDC says the normal range of weights for an 8 year old boy is 47-78lb. If Marcus is lifting 97lb, he's picking up 125%-208% of his own body weight.

    Jules Nin-sted
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the kid is like "listen, we have a problem here and it's not math, we need an intervention."

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 12-pound max to a 97-pound max IS a dramatic gain. I think he should be asked for a urine sample, at least.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I'm older and I can't even carry a human while Marcus can!

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just got bit by a spider on the last field trip....

    Vivian Turner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a second grader lift 97 pounds?!?! that Is very impressive

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still wrong though sadly

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    #24

    Not Knowing The Answer On A Science Test

    Not Knowing The Answer On A Science Test

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    Bon3z B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necrophilia applies specifically to sex, not dating. So he is wrong either way.

    Atreïdes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you would only date someone you were attracted to

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    TellieMoni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My science brain just kicked on and I want to know the answer. I'd have gone with carbon dating? Anyone know what it should be?

    Locke Lamora
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure, but carbon-14 is a radioisotope so I imagine that falls under the category of absolute dating. No clue what the actual answer is.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on; at least half a point.

    robL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geologists prefer the term gold diggers

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    "Lots of people don’t get there [where they want to be in life] right away, or end up somewhere else completely, and if students see how others have navigated their career paths, it helps instill some patience and also an openness to other possible pathways," the professor said that educators have the ability to support their students through their highs and lows. Encouragement goes a long way, whether or not someone’s still studying or has already graduated.

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    #25

    Passed My PhD Exam Today

    Passed My PhD Exam Today

    oozabooza Report

    Angel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is

    Dodomaster Lord of chickens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, he got a PhD from that lmao, that's amazing

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the dissertation is what gets you the degree

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    Bored&InSchool
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm losing it. wow. and he got full credit for this on a phd final exam. LOL

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many schools require both an oral defense of your dissertation and a written test to receive a degree. It is not uncommon for departments to make the written test a mere formality. If you can stand in front of 3 to 5 experts in your field with nothing but a piece of chalk and talk for 2 hours about your 150 page paper on it, a written test is superfluous. Science isn't about answering questions. Science is about sharing the answer.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Space is so big that it could fit not only all the people who looked down on me in high school, but also all the girls from other schools who wouldn't go out with me. Yes, it's that big.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may think it's a long way down the road to the chemists, but that's just peanuts to space!

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that's not Neil Degrassi Tyson's handwriting...

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tHE TEACHERS COMMENT IM F**KING DYING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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    #26

    My Sister Teaches 5th Grade. Nice Try, Jackie

    My Sister Teaches 5th Grade. Nice Try, Jackie

    robbiefreeze Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. There's an 18 and 1/2 minute gap in this kid's future.

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White out the correction now.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay honestly during online school during covid we would have Google cloud assignments so basically it was a slideshow but each kid could edit it to put in the answers without the main one changing. Anyways I used to delete answers that I didn't wanna answer and seriously got 100s on everything, teachers didn't care or notice ig?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a future CEO in the making.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THIS MY BROTHER SAM IS DEAD? one of my favorte books

    Writer Panda (she/her)
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    3 years ago

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I love you Jackie. Jackie needs to be president in 2024 #VoteJackieForPresident

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    #27

    My Son's Best Answer This Week

    My Son's Best Answer This Week

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    Raccoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate questions like this! It’s math! I just did the math! My steps are already shown above mate I ain’t explaining it twice!

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right??? Especially since this is clearly a really young kid, like why are you asking him to prove why he answered the way he did? He answered that way because you told him how basic math works. How do you expect a 6-year-old to explain WHY 2+2=4?

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hate these questions, I just knew the answer, why do I need to tell you how?(maths I sorta understand)

    Rachel Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me. I could never "explain" my answer. I knew it, you taught me how, IDK!!!

    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate questions like this, I get they want to make sure you didn't cheat and see if you understand it but ugh. Bro I already answered the question now move on before my ADHD flares up

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    "Relating concepts and skills to real-world activities can help many students understand not just what they’re doing but why. Explaining the purpose of big-picture things like a whole course as well as small things like individual assignments can help students understand why what they’re doing is relevant. Also, putting concepts and skills into the larger field can help students contextualize what they’re doing and see how it relates to things they’ve done before and things they’ll be doing at the next level," Profesor McLendon said.

    #28

    My Son, The Patriot

    My Son, The Patriot

    imgur.com Report

    Asriel Dreemurr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Quickly Googles it* The kid’s right! Apparently it also tastes very gamey, with “hints of waterfowl” in the taste

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than illegal to cook. The Bald Eagle is not only endangered but it's also the official symbol of the United States. It's illegal to capture and house them, tamper with their nests and eggs, and only Indigenous People are permitted to own their feathers.

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    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incase anyone wondered, it’s illegal to even have a feather from one that you found. Same with some hawks.

    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have been close to lunch time

    ~MushroomFrog~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I had amarican eagle for breakfast today. Shared it with the president.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone in his family probably found that out the hard way

    Baali Venomax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a paper from a Christian College apparently.

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    #29

    My Fourth Grader's Math Homework. She Said, "This Way I Didn't Even Need To Think About It"

    My Fourth Grader's Math Homework. She Said, "This Way I Didn't Even Need To Think About It"

    niceish1 Report

    Just_Another_Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Satan, I was wondering if you would be interested in buying my soul...

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is fine; the question is the thing that's defective. Here's a right way to ask it : "In the number, 1,234,567, which digit is in the 10,000s place?"

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    SPQRBob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    668: The Neighbor of the Beast.

    Yaksha Maan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    modern problems require modern solutions

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    #30

    The Answer From A Guy In My Class On A Geology Exam

    The Answer From A Guy In My Class On A Geology Exam

    bahalolitsokay Report

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Human population was never specified and the ocean is teaming with life.

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    MJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oceans are not sparsely populated. With humans yes life no.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think teachers need to analyze their questions before submitting them to their students if they are seeking specific answers.

    Andy Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher should be encouraging lateral thinking

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't say populated by humans ...

    Zella hawk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm about the ocean life forms... I might have to mark this wrong based on no supporting statistics as to the number of people and the number of aquatic Life forms. I'm assuming the answer of the oceans includes all of the oceans so maybe half a point for out of the box thinking 😉 I am not a teacher and I don't play one on TV.

    Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile that x is looking like a fish

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ocean is populated by quite a lot of marine life.......

    Ingrid Mackay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why children are crushed in school, give points for original thought, nah! crush spirit, yes!

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    How an educator should give feedback will depend a lot on their students. For instance, some might want simple and direct feedback. Others might prefer a more diplomatic, subtle approach.

    One way to let a student know that they might want to put more effort into their schoolwork is using the ‘sandwich method.’ “Tell the student something good about their work (bread), tell them how something could be better (filling), then tell them something else good, either about their work or about your confidence in their ability to do it (bread)," the professor told Bored Panda.

    #31

    Answer: Hot Dog

    Answer: Hot Dog

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    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Points for creativity, please

    LH25
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will name him George. Or I will call him Squishy.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any polygon that is so show-offy as to have vertices of six different colors is certainly a hot dog.

    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "Hex" would suit it better

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My year 8 advanced mathematics teacher was new to the school, and relatively new to the country, english being his second language. Our first lesson for the year started with him drawing a circle on the whiteboard, then stating with complete confidence "this is a triangle". Pretty sure that Jake is good with just understanding the word polygon at this stage in his life, let alone vertices.

    robL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relish, mustard, ketchup, cheese, bacon, onions are also considered sides

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    #32

    My Daughter Asked Me To Check Over Her Homework. She's 7. I've Never Been Prouder

    My Daughter Asked Me To Check Over Her Homework. She's 7. I've Never Been Prouder

    frinkhutz , frinkhutz Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow ms. fancy got it MADE

    No
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But waddles, she is eating you!!!

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    Dysqord
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Living in a mansion! Eating bacon!" I mean, does it get any better?

    The Shark
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    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living and a mansion and eating bacon? Priorities.🤣

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty good handwriting for a 7 year old!

    Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine looked like that when I was 7. Best it ever was . . .

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    phoenix_rising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $100,000,000 in an easter egg would be great

    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Ashley Deane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ms. Fancy's living everyone's dream!! I want to eat bacon in a mansion all day

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    #33

    My Mom Found One Of My Old Tests From Almost 20 Years Ago

    My Mom Found One Of My Old Tests From Almost 20 Years Ago

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    Arwen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird and pretty insensitive question to ask!

    bird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but why did you have to answer that.... the teacher doesn't know your grandfather's age!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does ask "about how old" so it's more estimation than actual answer. Kind of a logic test to see if kiddo comprehends how age works. Like a 7 year old thinks being 30 is close to death old sometimes.

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    Anna Te
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 is pretty young for a grandfather ;)

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a rural HS where a significant number of people get married and have kids when they are 18. First grand kids show up at 36 and first great-grand kids show up at 54.

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    Jean Speckin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She marked it correct, the C isn't his grade. Plus she acknowledged his loss.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whose grandpa is 500? I wanna meet that guy

    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a C for correct not a grade. I haven't seen that since like 4th grade.. I'm 34 now 🫠😶‍🌫️🫥🫡🫣 where'd these adorable new emojis come from 🤔🤔😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️🫠🫠🫠🫠🫥🫥🫥🫡🫡🫡🫣🫣🫣🫣 so cute!

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of the answers on this question work. My grandfather is 71.

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    #34

    My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell

    My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell

    LaPagina Report

    Crazy Dog Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Examples of why kindergarteners shouldn't have work sheets past practicing learning their letters.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids who are 5 can learn a lot. But it's a bit silly to ask them to explain why their answer is their answer. They answer the way they do because that's what they're taught! Adults tell them "3 is bigger than 10" and they go "okay." They don't need to be able to do logic problems yet.

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rainbows, they fix everything

    Tess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you show counting to ten on your fingers? I think if they're made to do this it should be read to them, and an adult writing the answers.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 10 kinds of people. Those who know binary and those who don't.

    Wonky
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who actually gets this, and how long did it take you??????????????????‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽

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    Cat Chat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first day in kindergarten involved showing our teacher what we already knew about ourselves (spelling our name, address, phone number, etc) . When it came to my address, which I knew, I wrote the house number (6878) as 6D87D8!

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um i chose ten because... i like rainbows

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (It was actually the 0, right ?)

    Cookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't know how to answer that.

    Stylishsidewaysbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of kindergarten is this? The first question is reasonable but asking them to explain by writing their answer??? They can barely spell words longer than 3 letters in kindergarten.

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    #35

    Kid's Take On Tornado Safety

    Kid's Take On Tornado Safety

    patsfan94 Report

    Clark Congleton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he was able to explain his answer too.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks just like an option... Same font, same size, same line...

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better than a literal thinker and a badly formulated question.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The test design gets an X for poor spacing and punctuation.

    Yaksha Maan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the fudge is a tongue twister that describes a tornado

    Karnevil4
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call "The Flash" lol ( think of these from the eyes of a child)

    Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it would be dangerous to circle a tornado

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    #36

    My Son Is One Of "Those" Kids

    My Son Is One Of "Those" Kids

    makenzie71 Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I guess I am one of those kids too. I was wondering what he did wrong.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly understands what alphabetical order is, so I say A+

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom just asked what was actually supposed to be the answer.... Can't blame the kid 🤣

    Alienking06
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, that would've taken more work. Good on him!

    Ruth Higbe-Harrah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me too long to figure out what was wrong with his answers 😹

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    #37

    Math Problem Solved

    Math Problem Solved

    onlyshrey Report

    TheDemonicCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did say to make it as simple or as complex as you want

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have tried : 0x = 0. It's true for 7 - and every other number.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give them a choice if you aren't prepared for their answer.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is... is there another answer?

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a mean teacher. She cantradicts her own instructions.

    ~MushroomFrog~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alegebra!! Just without the equation...

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    #38

    Comrade Stalin Liked That

    Comrade Stalin Liked That

    _Kjaxs_ Report

    patricia patricia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the question mean??????

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably looking for the answer "when it includes you and me"

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Soviet Russia, story reads you

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gem from duolingo: "In russia, the meat eats you!"

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    Atreïdes
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⠄⠀⠀⠉⠻⣶⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⣠⣾⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⠟⠁⠀⠺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡐⠻⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⣤⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡈⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣀⠙⢷⣄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣷⡄⠙⠃⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡦⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀ ⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀ 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I call determination, komrade🫡

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    Lizzy Abbey (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am in ela and reading animal farm, trying not to laugh

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved animal farm. Don’t question me

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    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, comrades, we must restore the GLORY OF THE SOVIET UNION, OUR MOTHERLAND! (/s)

    Kn Ms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't, let this monster rot in pieces.

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    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be honest, Putin is probably trying to do that right now...

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he's not. He's trying to reestablish the Russian Empire. The Soviet Union had a much stricter separation from the church. Also f**k Putin.

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    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    communistism intensifies in the background

    Tmartin105
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question sounds like a bad pick up line

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    #39

    Godzilla Let Washington Down

    Godzilla Let Washington Down

    Brielle-_- , lunapics Report

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boycott Godzilla movies to show our support for Washington

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rename American godzillas "Freedomzillas!"

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    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a great history teacher too - if you didn’t know the answer to the exact question, he’d give points if you wrote random historical facts so long as they happened in the time period he covered.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen the word "Godzilla" written with such beautiful penmanship. Most of us who write that word either have handwriting so bad you can barely read it or we've illuminated the letters somehow to look like a giant lizard.

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too bad, too. The war could have been over in less than a week.

    cal da trans emo rat (he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he had to make that bisexual guy who writes like he's running out of time his right hand man. goddammit Godzilla.

    Matthew Lawrence
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where was godzilla when we needed him

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Godzilla was probably against white European guys coming to this continent and killing the natives. I'm w Godzilla on this one.

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    #40

    The Kid Is Smart

    The Kid Is Smart

    Hacka4771 Report

    phoenix_rising
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid's going places. prison maybe, but places.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarah should get a different recipe. The basic ratio for cookies is 1 part sugar, 2 parts fat, and 3 parts flour. Plus, that's too much vanilla extract.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I like my cookies bitter with overpowering vanilla

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    SR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one would not only survive an apocalypse but THRIVE!

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cookie recipe needs some work!

    RRP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sarah only as half a cup of butter, sarah aint making anything

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait is the answer make a half batch or am i dumb

    Frank H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, I also wondered what the answer ought to be - HALF the cookies? that's not a solution :-) (also it says "still make THE cookies", not "SOME cookies")

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    Komikat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But stealing would still require going to the store.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you stole from the neighbor. I mean, I'm sure they would have borrowed if the neighbor happened to be home at the time, right?

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    #41

    My Chem Lab Professor Accepted My Answer

    My Chem Lab Professor Accepted My Answer

    carrottmuncher Report

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweat is your fat cells crying 🏋️

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else is there? Bacon? Very specific question.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast pork crackling. That's it really

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although technically the fat isn't burning

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    #42

    The Kid Is Pretty Smart Though

    The Kid Is Pretty Smart Though

    Mhlalela_J Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    APPARENTLY three is bigger than 60

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it is 6 and 0 and you have to multiply them

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you use A, B, C for these....

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This child knows more about math than his parent knows about spelling.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This teacher should be ashamed of themselves. The kid obviously understood the concept being tested as they circled the smallest number.

    Thomas Dickson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't disrobe them

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was robed it must have been a coronation as king of outside the box thinking.

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    The Realist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a teach say that is wrong...not what they were looking for, but a correct answer.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To avoid this kind of confusion. the multiple choice answers should’ve been a, b, c instead of 1, 2, 3—especially on a math test, ffs.

    Ashley Deane
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not real but I wish it was cause it'd be hilarious 😂 Edit: grammar

    GadgetGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess because they robed him. Though I'd say he'd been robbed.

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    #43

    My Cousin Is A Teacher, And Posted This Today

    My Cousin Is A Teacher, And Posted This Today

    MrsJordanHarris Report

    Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said he has to get a girlfriend...?

    daking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its just a joke, calm down everybody in the comments.

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everything have to be offensive to somebody or everybody? The child's answer was honest and the teacher didn't take the child to task for misunderstanding what "Date" actually meant on a question paper, but answered in a supportive and non threatening way. Nobody was harmed in this transaction except the people reading it who know nothing of those who wrote these words. No harm meant, no harm given or received except in the minds of BP readers. Stay cool, no skin off anybody's nose folks.

    cal da trans emo rat (he/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I apologize for my earlier comment. It was ignorant and uneducated. I do not think in that way anymore. I was a dumb kid who was really sEnSiTiVe. Ugh. I wish I could undo that s**t.

    Evan Burgess
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    3 years ago

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    Kirby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who said they can't be LGBTQ+

    elcee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gf's are expensive and a lot of work? my experience has been exactly not that.

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    #44

    3rd Grade - New Math

    3rd Grade - New Math

    chesnutnomiddlet Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong to be fair….lol

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you do this? I am in 10th grade and have no memory of doing this kind of math in third grade.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, should clarify if this is a maths question or "how do calculators work" one.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need this in real life?

    Livingroom Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY. everyone, we have a winner of the "most relevant to everything ever question" competition

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    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the engineer's answer. Future engineer right there.

    Tyler Schommer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I guess they want you to press +4004 but it's a dumb question

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhhh I never in a million years would have thought that's what they were getting at. Yeah, in real life no one would actually do that, they would just do what the kid wrote. Problems like this are awful and they're why kids think they hate math.

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    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    01? This is a bit aged! Funny though!

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    #45

    The Teacher Gave Me 200% For This

    The Teacher Gave Me 200% For This

    _Xuno_ Report

    Sminie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... he is definitely not wrong!

    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I've thought about. Is it easier to be deaf rather than blind? I think I could live with being deaf but blind seems much harder.

    lori Greenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had a teacher like this when I was in school one with a sense of humor!

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    #46

    This Kid Gets It

    This Kid Gets It

    Carlamon_ster , imgur.com Report

    Sminie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the teacher marked it correctly! The question did state "critical thinking" lol

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can both critical think and abstract think. The question supposed you wanted to build a house, not that a house had to be built. The soliton didn’t require a house. It required a choice. Not building the house on this particular piece of land was an option.

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs houses when you have NATURE?

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    #47

    These Tests Are Getting Easier And Easier

    These Tests Are Getting Easier And Easier

    blokkiesam , DavidBartram_ Report

    Mad Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that they didn't answer the lollies question? No? Just me then?

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maria makes me want to just stop in my tracks.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie's a non-binary shape

    Coral Thatcher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jade: Heey, I'm sure I'm not a square! Charlotte: Why is my name...here? Charlie: Kid, get lost Sophia: What the- Harriet: Wanna get punched? Emily: Oh dear... Maria: PLEASE! Kid who wrote this: Um...I'll just be backing away slowly...

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    #48

    My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

    My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how silly IS this kid?!? he forgot the OBVIOUS, six has a mohawk!

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you don't make the bottom circle bigger than the top circle, 8 falls over and becomes infinite

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8 is infinity sign sideways and 6 is a comma upside down.

    Megan Fisher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought that said my 80 year old son 😂

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't specify type. Kid chose to view 6 and 8 as characters instead of integers

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope 8 has a belt and 6 is short with a mowhawk.

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    #49

    Who Are You Who Is So Wise In The Ways Of Science

    Who Are You Who Is So Wise In The Ways Of Science

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    Screen_Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they didn't say WHICH angle

    brodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same handwriting between the question and answer too…

    Drengr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these seem to be made up by moms who failed grade school and they make up absurd questions to try to make teachers look dumb. They don't even try to make questions look realistic.

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    Hugo Farr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, you can chose any location because it has an infinite number of 180 degree angles.

    Alex Metslov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. Badly phrased question. Whats going on in those schools?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a math teacher that required us to write the question from the book along with the answer. I'm guessing it's a similar thing. The figure the question is based on is probably in the book

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    Thomas Dickson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to become concerned about whether or not parents should be allowed to homeschool their children.

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Find the angle." Draw an arrow and write, "There it is."

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angle: noun. the figure formed by two lines extending from the same point. This person attempted to show the degree between two arbitrary fixed points on a straight line. NOT cleaver; fundamentally wrong.

    DramaNerd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s two lines straight across from each other

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    #50

    My Wife Teaches Grade 3, This Was Not The Answer She Was Expecting

    My Wife Teaches Grade 3, This Was Not The Answer She Was Expecting

    cryonova Report

    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm.....I have questions.....

    Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean not that I know anything about it

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    Tiny Treev
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Mommy don’t know daddy’s getting hot at the body shop, doing something unholy…”

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago

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    If he's at the body shop, the unholiness would be to buy her body spray she didn't okay beforehand, right?

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who the hell taught them about that

    The Shark
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who sends letters in the mail anymore? ... And why does this child even know about Grindr? ...no eHarmony anymore? 😆

    gas station cola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i send letters to my friends who live in different states. we send each other stickers, hand-written notes, drawings we made, & friendship bracelets.

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    #51

    They're Not Wrong

    They're Not Wrong

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    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think of the children! won’t anybody please think of the children!?!

    SR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bathroom and concession stand lines would be ridiculous!

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    Junior Farrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough for women to put some clothes on so they don't scar the kids.

    #52

    9-Year-Old Student With Some Standardized Test Sass

    9-Year-Old Student With Some Standardized Test Sass

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    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here to agree with you and add another plus: A+++

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh snap! Extra credit!

    #53

    We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed

    We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed

    "I have to be honest with you. I didn't go over this problem last night and didn't pay attention to it in class yesterday. I do not care about this, I don't even like science. But I do like you and I don't want this to ruin our friendship. Since I do not know this, I have a question for you. I just started texting this girl and I know she thinks I'm cute but I don't really know how to start a conversation with so I was wondering if you have any ideas. Well that's all for now Mr. J but we will keep in touch."
     
    "Impress her by talking about how atmospheric nitrogen can be used to age artifacts. Works for me every time. Mr. J"

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    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the advice Mr. J I'll make sure to use that in the future

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, hasn't every woman heard that line a thousand times?

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    Bailey Yasuda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I started liking this guy hen we were having a conversation and he started saying intelligent, thought provoking, in depth things/questions. Now 2/3 years later we're talking about getting married and having kids so honestly, yeah, take Mr. J's advice

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atmospheric Nitrogen-14 is transformed into Carbon-14 by cosmic rays. Carbon-14 is integrated into an organism usually directly by fixation as part of of photosynthesis or secondary accumulation by eating something that did it. Carbon-14 decays at a steady rate back into Nitrogen-14 so we can tell how old something is by the ratio of the carbon-14 to carbon-12.

    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I am squinting trying to read the paper just to find out they typed it out below..

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can nitrogen from the atmosphere help you tell the age of an item when it is in the atmosphere and not the item?

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really nice and I would give partial credit

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the teacher's response so much!

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    #54

    This Person Deserves A Scholarship

    This Person Deserves A Scholarship

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    #55

    Little Sister's Homework

    Little Sister's Homework

    Alexis_Eames Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …at least she’s honest…

    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Sminie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats how we all feel when we leave work!

    phoenix_rising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    freshman survey: what events are you looking forward to the most? me: graduation

    #56

    Friend’s 9-Year-Old Nephew Was Asked To Show His Work Or To Describe How He Got His Answer. His Reply: “Just Use My Brain” And Drew This To Show His Work

    Friend’s 9-Year-Old Nephew Was Asked To Show His Work Or To Describe How He Got His Answer. His Reply: “Just Use My Brain” And Drew This To Show His Work

    Indigo2015 Report

    #57

    I'm Marking The Exam Papers. These Answers Keep Me Going

    I'm Marking The Exam Papers. These Answers Keep Me Going

    An answer: Fishing using physic powers. Physic + Fishing = Phishing

    Trevsweb Report

    The Shark
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they trying to spell psychic? The picture looks like telekinesis lol

    #58

    My 7th Grade Chemistry Exam Answers

    My 7th Grade Chemistry Exam Answers

    drakeflaem Report

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it bubbles over and now I'm exasperated

    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Javel!
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    3 years ago

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    #59

    My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test

    My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test

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    #60

    My Sister's English Homework

    My Sister's English Homework

    Haramb3_eSports Report

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid watches too many history documentaries

    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No such thing as too many history documentaries.

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    FlatEarf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even a quick death, brutal and slow

    Canda (Cat Panda)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the rope and this post need to be higher up

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression of that mouse/rat is great by the way, like they're confused about how on earth they ended up like this.

    #61

    My Brother's Math Test

    My Brother's Math Test

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also that doesn't work because it doesn't say "what did he have left" but "how much".

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "See me". Methinks you will get a lecture!

    Sminie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he got 3 out of 10, I would love to see the other incorrect ones :-)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I taught math, this answer would have gotten a "See me.", too. Because you only can shake hands in person.

    Máté Jancsek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he was trying to copy an old meme, but the question was sentenced other way, and he was too dumb to realise

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, teacher: it should be 'how many did he have left...' 'How much' is quantity: 'How many' is number. 1/10. See me.

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    #62

    Give This Kid A Medal

    Give This Kid A Medal

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    TheDemonicCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT MIGHT BE IN THE WRONG FONT!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just stand there and do nothing. That's what the reindeer's doing.

    Kitty Koshkin
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    3 years ago

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    Jeremy Evans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe it is wrong because it only said copy and not paste

    #63

    I Have A Feeling Someone Got A Hold Of The Answer Key

    I Have A Feeling Someone Got A Hold Of The Answer Key

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    RedPepper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This child has perfectly understood the concept of controversial issue and how to deal with it...

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no markings on the paper so I'd assume they just gave them the points and counted it right?

    #64

    My Kid's Teacher Is Apparently Okay With His Wild Answers On Spelling Tests

    My Kid's Teacher Is Apparently Okay With His Wild Answers On Spelling Tests

    slivovitz283 Report

    TheDemonicCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEIR FUZZYNESS IS SUPREME!!!!!

    Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have patience, my kitten. KAHAHAHAHAH

    Javel!
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    3 years ago

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    Ploploplop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more teachers like this.

    KittyKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, you passed the kitten exam!!

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    #65

    My Sister Is A Teacher, Year 1 Kid's Answers

    My Sister Is A Teacher, Year 1 Kid's Answers

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roling the cuntree, LOL! I'm crying!

    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Samantha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the 2nd answer as "roling the cuntvee" and it left me with questions.

    The Shark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's visualize that for a moment... 🤣

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    #66

    My Teacher's Too Smart, Guys

    My Teacher's Too Smart, Guys

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you try to be a funny smartass but your teacher is also one

    Boba_Queen7
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.........

    phoenix_rising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    quick quick draw the samurai to take out the blue pen then the gay warrior to take out the rainbow multicolor pen

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher having worse handwriting than the kid is making me feel confident in my chances at getting a job

    #67

    My Sister Is A Kindergarten Teacher And Got This Back From A Student

    My Sister Is A Kindergarten Teacher And Got This Back From A Student

    garbazobean Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see graphic design in this kid’s future

    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do kids now do maths in kindergarten?

    FlatEarf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's addition to 5, I don't know, if that's bad for them to learn

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    Kitty Koshkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that each one get wilder and wilder until they’re illegible

    #68

    My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday

    My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday

    nerge Report

    Darling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught lacking (vitamin D)

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vitamin D deficiency is real y'all!

    ThePunnyBunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Six pepel in the toilet! SIX!

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is my wife lacking vitamin D and that's why she also likes toilet humor? Hm.

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling is spot on though. Lol. Lacking vitamin d 😂

    Dodomaster Lord of chickens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did she not expect him to do that. I mean he can't be past first grade.

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    #69

    My Nephew Has Some Things Figured Out

    My Nephew Has Some Things Figured Out

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    the engineer 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this many times. i understood the gist of it, i just went for the shorter option.

    phoenix_rising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *insert Satan meme* Well, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan.

    #70

    Wrote This In 1st Grade, Didn’t Realize How Smart I Was

    Wrote This In 1st Grade, Didn’t Realize How Smart I Was

    ox232 Report

    #71

    How To Pass An Exam

    How To Pass An Exam

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this kid, and feel for the music teacher at the same time

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dotted quater is 3/8. Had they asked for THAT, sure the kid would have.

    #72

    My 6-Year-Old Got The Answer Wrong, But I Think She's Right

    My 6-Year-Old Got The Answer Wrong, But I Think She's Right

    whitlgr Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she’s too smart for that dang teacher

    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher’s explanation is wrong, too. It’s the equivalent of saying, “Because 2 is an even number.” That doesn’t explain what makes 2 an even number. If that is the teacher’s answer, then the student’s answer is just as valid.

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep it's like using the word in a when writing the definition of the word.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she got the answer right, then she knows it because she’s smart. Some kids are so good at a particular subject, like math, that they just know the answer without having to work a problem to come to it. Because they’re smart, at least in math.

    Lauren Capp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got confidence and swagger that I wish I had a fraction of!

    Just_Another_Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know the number in the one's place is even? I expected better of you, teacher. Next time, maybe explain your point slightly better. D -

    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, she's six and can read and right and knows double digits? Impressive

    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I know that because I'm ...smart?

    Doozle bug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teachers response is ambiguous at best and in no way explains what an even number is. Boo

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher should've asked the question she wanted an answer to.

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    #73

    One Of My Biology Students Gave This As An Answer On His Test

    One Of My Biology Students Gave This As An Answer On His Test

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like something from the sewers in Detroit

    Angry Midget Vibes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teachers response! Im dying

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an EXCELLENT explanation on why randomness cannot explain diversity.

    #74

    My Friend's Kid Is Pretty Smart

    My Friend's Kid Is Pretty Smart

    imgur.com Report

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without a banana we pandas can't scale anything...

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unclear instructions. If you wanted the number of the smaller objects, the question should’ve been, “Fill in the blanks with the number of smaller objects in each frame.”

    Cé Vi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another victim of the non-metric system!

    #75

    My Student Thought The Tests Logic Was Off

    My Student Thought The Tests Logic Was Off

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    #76

    Reason Why My Little Brother Failed In School

    Reason Why My Little Brother Failed In School

    neerajanchan Report

    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got the sides wrong.... Scarlet witch was on falcons side

    Kool-aid Man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so was antman. and Spiderman was on visions side I can't really tell most of the others lol

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    Junior Farrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to realized it was the Captain America Civil War

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a problem here.

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    #77

    He's Not Wrong

    He's Not Wrong

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    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Kriss Ambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The acceleration of gravity is actually 9.8 m/s2, not 10 m/s2

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a poorly written question. The force when he hit the ground would be based on how far he fell and then had a sudden stop. The acceleration at that point is not 10 m/s2 its based on the change in velocity from falling to 0 m/s. Ignoring terminal velocity from air resistance, a 50m fall at 9.8m/s2 gets you a velocity of 31.3 m/s. Your acceleration at impact is - 31.3 m/s2. That's equal to a 70mph car crash.

    A B C the Third
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gravity still causes R.J. to accelerate at (roughly) 10 m/s², if air resistance is neglected, which it often is in school physics questions. What you're talking about is the acceleration the ground gives him. What the question IS lacking, though, is the height from which he's falling, as without that, there's no possibility to calculate the force - unless all the pretext is nonsense and they're only asking for 1/2*mv²

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    #78

    My Aunt Is A Teacher At A School Full Of Kids With Behavioral Issues, Personally I Think They Are Going Places

    My Aunt Is A Teacher At A School Full Of Kids With Behavioral Issues, Personally I Think They Are Going Places

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    The Auditor
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    hanginwithmygnomies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, where's my forklift at Sonic? I can't seem to find it.....

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    Lauren Capp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former warehouse worker at 5 foot 1, this kid is 100% correct. How does someone like me palletize a full size French door fridge by herself? Physics and forklifts!

    Griffin Gould
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually those are just for lifting forks

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future warehouse manager right there.

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    #79

    I Saw This In A Video And Noticed I Did It 2 Years Ago When I Was 11. That’s My Test

    I Saw This In A Video And Noticed I Did It 2 Years Ago When I Was 11. That’s My Test

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    John Lattanzio
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's crazy how you saw your own answer in a video

    #80

    My Younger Brother's Answers For His Health Assignment

    My Younger Brother's Answers For His Health Assignment

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    HelloKitty1015
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this kid is not wearing pants when he is talking to his parents or his pants keep falling down. “Timmy for the love of god go get the belt and put it on!”

    hanginwithmygnomies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why you got a downvote, because this is quite funny to me :D love it, 10/10

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got the belt and the rod (wooden clothes rod) occasionally when I was younger. My parents did sit me down one day and apologized/explained for using those at times but of course I knew they meant well and I turned out well enough, pretty much. Didn't stop me from snapping said rod over my knees when I turned 18 though...

    Juliette Deroulede
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a wooden spoon or heavy duty plastic hanger... Hanger was the worst...

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    Vicki Cunningham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was pretty much my experience as a child. Sometimes it was a pancake turner tho.

    M Kawai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that kid is well behaved.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna be the only loser without a Ducky Boys shirt

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, an essential element of justice is consistency.

    David Bruce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thas what mine would say heh heh he...

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    #81

    Stupid Maths Exam Question, With A Great Answer

    Stupid Maths Exam Question, With A Great Answer

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    The Auditor
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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None! Because 'Maths' is a plural and 'Math' is a singular. There are however an awful lot of Math in a Maths.

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else was the answer supposed to be?

    #82

    My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This From Her Physics Test

    My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This From Her Physics Test

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    waddles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the question is, what sound would the elepuck make?

    Luke T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good question, but what do the duck and elephant have to do with one another? These questions are why kids don't answer questions.

    Simon Tue Clemmensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically the correct answer is "unchanged"

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember these two jokes from childhood. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't answer this. You have me info on the elephants movement. I know nothing about the duck

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    #83

    I Was Marking My Students' Tests And One Did This

    I Was Marking My Students' Tests And One Did This

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    Adam Chang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so close...that's not a question

    Dagny White
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should be "May you please write a^2/b^2?"

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    Dawnaeh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems they wrote out the expected answer then erased it for the "hilarious" one.

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowledge of the answer and knowledge of the question are mutually exclusive. Once you know one, you cannot possibly know the other.

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    #84

    My Son Came Home With This. Looks Correct To Me

    My Son Came Home With This. Looks Correct To Me

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should’ve been the answer then?

    PattonPawter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    putting an odd number (1,3,5,7, etc.) in the cats blank and an even number (2,4,6,8,etc.) in the dogs blank

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, unclear question. Wouldn’t “Complete the sentence with odd or even numbers where appropriate.” Or something that would clarify it for the kids, ffs. Not everyone is as much of a linear thinker as these teachers evidently are.

    Junior Farrell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said "1 cat left and 10 dogs."

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    #85

    Wrote A Note To My Teacher On A Test I Failed. Her Response

    Wrote A Note To My Teacher On A Test I Failed. Her Response

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    Wendy Melissa
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the teacher lets the kid know neither has a fun job!

    similarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the teacher, I'd try to say something positive and supportive. Positive and supportive words can mean a LOT to a student.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    Horrible teacher. Proper reply is something to encourage the kid, not tell them their failure hurt others.

    Daria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, let's NOT downvote someone's comment only because we have a different opinion, ok?

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    #86

    Grading 2nd Grade Math Homework

    Grading 2nd Grade Math Homework

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    David L.
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    3 years ago

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    #87

    Technically Not Wrong

    Technically Not Wrong

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    ChilledChocolate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what the correct answer would be.

    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I had to check Dictionary.com for the actual word history/breakdown of a unitard. It stated that a unitard is a type of leotard. Okay. So I checked the word history/breakdown for leotard: "1915–20; named after Jules Léotard, 19th-century French aerialist". So. Uh. XD Whoever made this test is a moron... they should have gone with "unicorn" or "unicycle" because THOSE words actually break down properly and logically into the uni- prefix and other suffix (-corn and -cycle). Unitard doesn't break down because -tard is meaningless; the garment was named after a dude named Leotard XD

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    similarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a linguist, I find this question puzzling. Have we explained to the student the root word? No? Then how would they know what it is? You'd be much better off choosing a word where the root remains unchanged.

    Juliette Deroulede
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In what situation is the word unitard even used???

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    #89

    I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring For My Son

    I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring For My Son

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    DramaNerd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in Algebra 2 and we had to justify each step in an already given process. The last step was combining -4 and -3. My justification was math

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated when I had to justify arithmetic. This is algebra not number theory, asking me to justify 2+2=4 is beyond the scope of this class

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    #90

    I’ve Been Waiting For Years To Make This Joke, Got Opportunity On A Math Assignment

    I’ve Been Waiting For Years To Make This Joke, Got Opportunity On A Math Assignment

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived in a bunch of vowel based states and I've learned if the name has more vowels than consonants, I'm not going to like it. The only translation that would make me return to Ohio is a ransom note in Russian telling me I had to go there to get the kidnappers to release my family.

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    HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Don’t diss us Ohioans! You are being very rude, young person! Time out!

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    #91

    I Was Grading Assignments When I Saw This. The Answer Is 0.007 Kg

    I Was Grading Assignments When I Saw This. The Answer Is 0.007 Kg

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    #92

    Poor Tony

    Poor Tony

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    Silver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro looks like the annoying kid from the Polar Express

    #93

    My Little Sister's Homework Assignment. At Least She's Honest

    My Little Sister's Homework Assignment. At Least She's Honest

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    #94

    My Kid's Answer On Her Math Test

    My Kid's Answer On Her Math Test

    Kid's answer: It is ham and cheese. I don't like it

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat the other 3/4 of it for you, kiddo!

    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sandwich A. I'd take more than 1/4

    #95

    What Is Mass? My Nephew's Response To An Online Exam Question. My Family Is Catholic

    What Is Mass? My Nephew's Response To An Online Exam Question. My Family Is Catholic

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    #96

    Friend's Kid's Homework. I Think He Gave A Good Answer. Pennies Suck

    Friend's Kid's Homework. I Think He Gave A Good Answer. Pennies Suck

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    David L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 dimes and 2 pennies. 2¢ isn’t worth carrying 11 extra coins.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it depends on the context, which the question doesn’t provide. Are we talking about worth, weight, or room in pockets? Worth= 3 dimes + 14 pennies, for sure. Weight = 4 dimes + 2 pennies, because they would be lighter. Room = Depends on the size of my pockets. Since I’m a woman, I would be forced to take fewer coins because pockets in women’s clothing are either tiny or fake! Now, if I was carrying a purse, however, oh hell to the yeah I would take all 7 dimes and 16 pennies!

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 dimes and 2 pennies because I want fewer coins in my pocket

    Julie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is 100% correct. Most of the problem with these is the teacher's writing.

    #97

    My Little Brother Aced His Math Test

    My Little Brother Aced His Math Test

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    #99

    Some Of My Mom's Former Students' Answers I Found Funny While Throwing Away

    Some Of My Mom's Former Students' Answers I Found Funny While Throwing Away

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    #100

    From My Grade 6 Science Test, I Think The Marking Was Unfair

    From My Grade 6 Science Test, I Think The Marking Was Unfair

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the question were to ask how gliders stay in the air for so long with no engines, this wouldn’t be an appropriate answer. The question speaks to the pilots not the fundamentals of a glider. This is clearly an appropriate answer for a divergent thinker.

    The Auditor
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    FoxenWulf
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says you have to be a "good" pilot

    #102

    From The Book “The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers”

    From The Book “The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers”

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    The Auditor
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    hanginwithmygnomies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Home, oh stay, sis! Please, I have Doritos and Lays, and I have a wide varietea of movies and shows to pick from Netflix, Peacock, Hulu, Vudu, Roku, and Disney+!

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    Lizzy Abbey (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its your body doing body stuff like sweating. (for you who don't know what homeostasis is )

    #103

    Homework Question Response From A 7-8 Year-Old

    Homework Question Response From A 7-8 Year-Old

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in college and I also have no idea what you mean

    David L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have multiple degrees and my kids bring home questions like this all the time and I never understand them.

    #104

    That Is Not A Very Nice Answer

    That Is Not A Very Nice Answer

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    Cesc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am way more curious about what is this subject??? Hygiene? Tough life decisions 1?

    OmBoyGanesh
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    The teacher decided chubby was a judgement rather than just observation. How is chubby not nice? Especially in a cute chubby baby or toddler.

    AnkleByter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the child stated that as a reason for not wanting to swim with someone. "I don't want to swim with that child *because* he's chubby" is different then the observation "he's chubby".

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    #105

    The Answer My Friend Wrote In Her Test

    The Answer My Friend Wrote In Her Test

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    #106

    Answer To The Last Question On A Math Exam

    Answer To The Last Question On A Math Exam

    "K is the shorthand of 'okay' most commonly used by people who are in a rush whilst texting."

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    3 years ago

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    Abi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this right after rewatching all 3 movies 🤭

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    Heather Murphy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's asking to find the value of K. I think K has a lot to bring to the discussion.

    #107

    A Kid Asked If The Dinosaurs Can Poop

    A Kid Asked If The Dinosaurs Can Poop

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    Jill Hojnacki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are most definitely fossilized dinosaur turds. They’re called coprolites. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite You can even buy them if you want to: https://www.fossilicious.com/dinosaur-coprolite/

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    #108

    Me During My Math Exam Today

    Me During My Math Exam Today

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    David Paterson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try this. "Draw graph. Crosses x axis at real root x1. Divide by x-x1 to get quadratic. Draw graph. x value at min gives real part of complex roots +- sqrt(4ac-b^2)/2a gives imaginary part of complex roots." Don't write the answers as numbers.

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    #109

    First Graders Get It

    First Graders Get It

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    The Auditor
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    3 years ago

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    Boba_Queen7
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And get a raise for "keeping the kids happy"

    #110

    Beginner English Writing Exam 1

    Beginner English Writing Exam 1

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    Griffin Gould
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was told to introduce "yourself" to Amanda and took it literally saying that yourself is a person

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    Emma London
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the American names, this could be right. They even capitalized it.

    #111

    3rd Grade Homework

    3rd Grade Homework

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    LoneTomato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... it looks like they didn't answer 8? Unless I'm mistaken

    #112

    My 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Science Test

    My 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Science Test

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    David Paterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, she's a Lamarkian. Get out the holy water and do an exorcism on her.

    Junior Farrell
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    3 years ago

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    Because that is how God created them.

    #113

    My Friend Recently Got His Health Exam Back

    My Friend Recently Got His Health Exam Back

    It said: "The name and the pronunciation."

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    Junior Farrell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have put ligit answers and write them upside-down.

    #114

    The Best Test Answer From A 9-Year-Old I've Ever Got (Had To Give Them The Point)

    The Best Test Answer From A 9-Year-Old I've Ever Got (Had To Give Them The Point)

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    gas station cola
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a nine year old did NOT write that

    zak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (In my best Dwight Schrute impression) False. Some camels have no balls at all.

    Emma London
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only the boy camels, so half true.

    Remala555
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait i cant read cursive what does it say

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