We feel that humor and wit are seriously underrated at schools. Creativity and comedy should be rewarded with top grades, trophies, parades, and endless pizza at the cafeteria. At least, that’s how we feel.
Pretty much everyone’s been in a situation where we’re sitting in the classroom, scratching our heads, trying to figure out a question that just darn doesn’t make any sense. Some students don’t want to guess blindly or leave the question unanswered, though. Instead, they summon their courage and write out a witty response that is technically correct but might take the teacher completely by surprise.
Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest test answers that kids have ever written to boost your mood and remind you just how powerful thinking outside the box really is.
Pssst, Pandas, over here! Careful, make sure the teacher can’t see you. We’ve got a whole bunch of other genius and hilarious test answers to share with you. When you’ve finished upvoting your fave pics in this list, take a peek at Bored Panda’s earlier post right over here (hey, no copying!).
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Answer On An English Exam Paper
*joins a slightly sophisticated manner and shows off her lemur moves*
Load More Replies...I think more like everyone’s, no matter there generation, respect.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda reached out to British comedy writer and single mom, Ariane Sherine, to get her insights about the boundaries of humor in how students communicate with their teachers. What's more, we had a chat about what parents can do to help their kids stress less over tests and grades, as well as the best approach to helping out with homework.
Ariane told us that she "absolutely" thinks that there's room for humor in how students and teachers communicate with each other, Furthermore, it can be a good way to strengthen the bond between them. Though she notes that this works only "as long as 'funny' doesn't stray into 'rude' territory."
"Having a laugh with your teacher can help you bond with them. But it's definitely best to err on the side of caution if you're unsure whether a joke's too risky or not," she advised that students need to keep an eye out for respect, not just competing who can throw out the wittiest comment.
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This Kid
Huge creativity and humour points (both signs of intelligence), this kid deserves 10/10 😂
Load More Replies...Here in the US, the kid would be expelled or suspended for drawing a gun.
A parent's support is essential when it comes to helping their children maintain their confidence. "I always just tell my daughter to do her best," Comedy expert and parent Ariane told Bored Panda what her approach is like when it comes to tests and grades.
"If you genuinely do your best, there's literally nothing more you can do. Effort is important, and achievement generally follows, but not always. There are different ability levels but all I expect is effort," she explained.
As for homework, there's a lot to be said about promoting a student's independence as a parent. "I think letting your kids get on with homework by themselves, but also letting them know that you're always there for them if they get stuck is the best approach," she said that it's all about striking a balance.
"Definitely not doing it for them, as that way they won't learn," she said that there's no point in doing your kid's homework for them because it defeats the entire purpose of assigning it in the first place.
My 8-Year-Old Cousin's Homework
There's something about "one person you hate" that disturbs me in an educational setting.
Perhaps "dislike intensely". I agree re hate
Load More Replies...Because you recognize that there are people out there that just don't hate. You might be one of them. I had bullies as a kid (I cry at the drop of a hat, so appeared an easy target) I did not get why they bullied, I did hate being bullied, but never hated them, just wished they would stop hurting me or anyone else.
Load More Replies...I just knew that baby shark song would destroy the world! Its got these kids all curious about the alternative shark lifestyle and now they all have an insatiable craving for flesh!! We simply MUST ban all baby shark videos and force kids 2 watch Jaws instead! That will surely cure them of this perverted notion that sharks are "hip" and deserve equal animal rights!
What the f**k does this have to do with this post?!
Load More Replies...My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment
I appreciate that she marked it correct, because technically the kid is right.
I'm assuming she marked it wrong because the mark is red but you could be right
Load More Replies...I think the teacher marked it as correct. Check marks are good, X is bad.
Load More Replies...This Is Why Teachers Love To Teach Apparently
Literally it's like they did it on purpose cause that's one of the first words that come to mind for anyone
Load More Replies...The best part is that they simply wrote "F word" because they didn't want to get in trouble.
the f word does end with uck. teacher needs to be careful or else the kid will cuss them out.
A lot depends on the specific teacher who set your child’s test. If they’re more easy-going, they might actually appreciate the out-of-the-box thinking and witty answers. However, someone stricter, who feels that there’s only one ‘right’ way to answer any question might end up scolding your kid and giving them a bad grade.
There’s also a lot to be said about the type of school you send your children to. Whether or not the institution values creativity or rote memorization will depend not only on the teachers hired to work there, but also on the principal and local superintendent, how the PTA deals with things, and what the overall philosophy of the school board might be.
There definitely has to be at least some structure throughout the school day. You can’t just let your kids run completely free, doing whatever they want, without care, for years on end. Though there are schools like that and it’s up to every family to decide what’s best for their loved ones, generally speaking, there has to be a healthy balance between freedom and discipline.
Guidance from teachers and an expectation to follow the rules aren’t necessarily bad things, so long as they don’t try to limit their students’ expression and creativity for no good reason.
Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet
The teacher then proceeded to show it to the principal, who immediately quit their job, moved to Jamaica, and became a guitarist. The end.
Load More Replies...Yep agreed but before that happened I would fire the worst teachers. TAKE THAT MISS MASON SHOULDA BEEN NICER. 6th grade me and second grade me would be the happiest people around.
Provide An Example Of A Risk
The check mark says they got the 10 points, so that's a very fair teacher!
Why is this down voted? Y'all, down votes get people banned. They are not dislike buttons. They are supposed to be used for reporting harassment, hate, and spam. BP does not monitor this, it is automated and when people get down voted they will get a message saying they are banned for suspicious activity. Please.save the down votes for the stuff that deserves to be banned.
Load More Replies...When this child is older, I wonder if their answer will be 'hold my beer.'
Debatable. But Still A Good Answer
Plenty of you Pandas have probably felt firsthand what it means to successfully one-up your teacher… and how bitter some of them get. If you correct your teacher in front of the class or tell a joke, you’re basically flipping a coin. The more empathetic educators will probably laugh along with you, thank you for your observations, or even start a discussion with the class about how, hey, not everyone knows all the answers.
How To Make Original Answer
"Success is not final; failure is not fatal; it is the courage to continue that counts."
Load More Replies...I wondered the same and had a surprisingly hard time finding it out: "motivate something (South African English, formal) to give reasons for something that you have stated" https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/motivate
Load More Replies..."I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you answer"
No credit. The kid is providing encouragement, not motivation. Motivation is your husband banging the babysitter. Encouragement is your sister lending you her gun.
I mean, I honestly wouldn't be able to interpret this any other way!
The Answer To This Question
They did get answer correct! My teachers when I was in school would've chuckled and tossed my work in the closest trashcan..
Load More Replies...I’d Say This Was The Correct Answer
Does the teacher really think that Tracy can take Rachel’s chocolate and then have the audacity to ask for more, without getting slapped?
I don't know how to do this question and I'm definitely older than this kid
It is weirdly worded isn't it? There are less confusing ways to ask for a quarter of 12.
Load More Replies...Depends on the bar. Dairy Milk or Milky Bar then yes a slap if not more. Fruit and Nut or Turkish Delight, then a thank you card is coming.
I'll slap for a fruit & nut. Also, there's a Turkish delight flavor?
Load More Replies...First Tracey takes 4 of my chocolate bars without asking then thinks she can come back and ask for more? This isn't a math question, its a lesson in establishing boundaries
But, the teachers note,'this is not the answer I was expecting..lmao!!
However, someone who feels that their authority is being undermined (usually, they have low self-esteem) might punish the students who ‘dare’ to stand out. They might give them worse grades, for example. Or try to trip them up in various ways, like assigning extra homework, more tests, or extremely draining coursework. If this is an ongoing issue, the parents definitely need to get involved and have a chat about the situation. No bullying—by an adult no less!—should be tolerated.
Astronomy
Clearly more research is needed. I vote to give more funds NASA.
Load More Replies...If Neptune doesn’t have a McDonalds, then where did I get my McNuggets from the other day?!?
Name The Flag
Tell me your dad's into NASCAR without telling me your dad's into NASCAR
Akshully...Finland tends to produce a LOT of successful race car drivers. Just sayin'
C'mon! At least 1/2 credit for innovation. Isn't that part of our education?
The all capital letters, double exclamation marks, and double underlines, makes me think that I would strongly dislike having this teacher.
Load More Replies...Well It Didn't Say It Had To Be Analog
The answer is freaking correct! THERE'S NO JUSTICE IF THIS HAPPENED!!
Load More Replies...There was a story in the UK press that schools are replacing analogue clocks with digital during exams because students can't read analogue and it is giving them anxiety about how much time they have left!
That would be the teachers fault. Kids should be taught the clock and how to tell time in all schools. My grandchildren were taught how to read a clock in primary.
Load More Replies...Yeah, because all kids in kindergarten know the word "analog"
Load More Replies...Now that’s not to say that students should be free to disrupt the class all day, every day with their sass. Humor is great in small doses. However, it loses its charm when the class clown has to have the spotlight on them in every single class. There’s got to be a bit of mutual respect between the students and their teachers here. Having fun in class is perfectly fine, so long as you actually manage to learn something and don’t take away the opportunity to study from your fellow classmates.
One Of My Friends Just Sent Me Her Kid's Homework. After The Answer At The Bottom, I Realize This Kid Is Going Places
“Don’t count your chickens because they need privacy” 😂 “don’t put all your eggs in there” I love this kid
Load More Replies...I need a picture of this at home, my new life motto
Load More Replies...My Dad Just Texted Me This. Student Submitted This For His Final
Sounds About Right
Maybe in the context of the class or the exam is clear
Load More Replies...I couldn't answer this one. I googled it and the closest thing I could find was Tunisia ended its run as a Italian dependency and became a French one. Considering the question is in English, I doubt that is the right answer. Even in a course on colonialism, I would expect a question that just lists a year to refer to a territory that was related to the country where the test was being given.
Interpersonal skills, feeling comfortable and confident in front of a crowd, quick-wittedness and the ability to improvise under pressure, thinking in ways that others don’t, your general amiability—these are fantastic skills to have for any kid or grownup.
A large part of your success in life comes down to how you communicate with people. Being charming and spreading smiles are useful tools in your arsenal no matter what career you choose. However… that might not be enough.
Ideally, you should support your strong social skills with a good amount of knowledge in a few areas, whether that’s science, humanities, the arts, or something else. Sometimes you actually do have to find out what the angle of a specific triangle is, not just be able to talk your way out of the entire situation. Especially when it comes to more technically-minded careers.
Honesty In My Son's Homework
To mark it anything less would be to invalidate their emotions.
Load More Replies...I wouldn’t have do it (or procrastinated) 😅
Load More Replies...unfortunately the kid had to. we all have to do homework. it's a sad life.
Sigh, and then you grow old and have to do more work so you can get paid. Tis' a sad life indeed at times.
Load More Replies...Gotta give this kid credit for honesty (and learning that life does involve having to do things we don't want to do).
Friend Of Mine's Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test
One of the changes they made from the books that I looked much better. The book says you can not pass. Implies inability to do so. Gandalf saying you shall not pass makes it feel like his will alone is the only thing stopping the balrog
I love the disclaimer... Like really? How big is this test?? If you need to put a disclaimer on a test so the students don't freak out maybe just skip the test altogether?? I really do want to see this test booklet. How big can it actually be? Is that warranted? I have too many questions rn
That feeling when I'm in math class and the period is supposed to be over, but the teacher does more cräp.
Give This Guy A Medal
Some time ago, Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, shared a few thoughts with Bored Panda about how educators can motivate their students. She pointed out that there are two parts to inspiring your students to aim for the stars.
"One, give them a solid foundation to build their skills and knowledge on, so they’ll be able to succeed at whatever they choose to pursue," the professor told us.
"Two, give them support and encouragement—and the benefit of your own network, if possible—to help them get where they want to be," she shared that educators have the power to help their students build a solid foundation for a future career.
This Is The Best Answer I’ve Ever Seen
Try not paying your taxes and let us know how it works out for you.
Load More Replies...Ideally to fund social services that keep everyone happier, healthier, and more trusting. We need to be teaching this so that we can have nice things like the Scandinavians.
My Little Cousin Nails A Test Question
The kid is definitely on steroids. The CDC says the normal range of weights for an 8 year old boy is 47-78lb. If Marcus is lifting 97lb, he's picking up 125%-208% of his own body weight.
I love that the kid is like "listen, we have a problem here and it's not math, we need an intervention."
A 12-pound max to a 97-pound max IS a dramatic gain. I think he should be asked for a urine sample, at least.
How can a second grader lift 97 pounds?!?! that Is very impressive
Not Knowing The Answer On A Science Test
Necrophilia applies specifically to sex, not dating. So he is wrong either way.
But you would only date someone you were attracted to
Load More Replies...My science brain just kicked on and I want to know the answer. I'd have gone with carbon dating? Anyone know what it should be?
Not sure, but carbon-14 is a radioisotope so I imagine that falls under the category of absolute dating. No clue what the actual answer is.
Load More Replies..."Lots of people don’t get there [where they want to be in life] right away, or end up somewhere else completely, and if students see how others have navigated their career paths, it helps instill some patience and also an openness to other possible pathways," the professor said that educators have the ability to support their students through their highs and lows. Encouragement goes a long way, whether or not someone’s still studying or has already graduated.
Passed My PhD Exam Today
Pretty sure the dissertation is what gets you the degree
Load More Replies...I'm losing it. wow. and he got full credit for this on a phd final exam. LOL
Many schools require both an oral defense of your dissertation and a written test to receive a degree. It is not uncommon for departments to make the written test a mere formality. If you can stand in front of 3 to 5 experts in your field with nothing but a piece of chalk and talk for 2 hours about your 150 page paper on it, a written test is superfluous. Science isn't about answering questions. Science is about sharing the answer.
Load More Replies...Space is so big that it could fit not only all the people who looked down on me in high school, but also all the girls from other schools who wouldn't go out with me. Yes, it's that big.
You may think it's a long way down the road to the chemists, but that's just peanuts to space!
My Sister Teaches 5th Grade. Nice Try, Jackie
Right. There's an 18 and 1/2 minute gap in this kid's future.
Load More Replies...okay honestly during online school during covid we would have Google cloud assignments so basically it was a slideshow but each kid could edit it to put in the answers without the main one changing. Anyways I used to delete answers that I didn't wanna answer and seriously got 100s on everything, teachers didn't care or notice ig?
Omg I love you Jackie. Jackie needs to be president in 2024 #VoteJackieForPresident
My Son's Best Answer This Week
I hate questions like this! It’s math! I just did the math! My steps are already shown above mate I ain’t explaining it twice!
Right??? Especially since this is clearly a really young kid, like why are you asking him to prove why he answered the way he did? He answered that way because you told him how basic math works. How do you expect a 6-year-old to explain WHY 2+2=4?
Load More Replies...I always hate these questions, I just knew the answer, why do I need to tell you how?(maths I sorta understand)
This was me. I could never "explain" my answer. I knew it, you taught me how, IDK!!!
I hate questions like this, I get they want to make sure you didn't cheat and see if you understand it but ugh. Bro I already answered the question now move on before my ADHD flares up
"Relating concepts and skills to real-world activities can help many students understand not just what they’re doing but why. Explaining the purpose of big-picture things like a whole course as well as small things like individual assignments can help students understand why what they’re doing is relevant. Also, putting concepts and skills into the larger field can help students contextualize what they’re doing and see how it relates to things they’ve done before and things they’ll be doing at the next level," Profesor McLendon said.
My Son, The Patriot
*Quickly Googles it* The kid’s right! Apparently it also tastes very gamey, with “hints of waterfowl” in the taste
More than illegal to cook. The Bald Eagle is not only endangered but it's also the official symbol of the United States. It's illegal to capture and house them, tamper with their nests and eggs, and only Indigenous People are permitted to own their feathers.
Load More Replies...Ooh I had amarican eagle for breakfast today. Shared it with the president.
My Fourth Grader's Math Homework. She Said, "This Way I Didn't Even Need To Think About It"
Hi Satan, I was wondering if you would be interested in buying my soul...
Load More Replies...The answer is fine; the question is the thing that's defective. Here's a right way to ask it : "In the number, 1,234,567, which digit is in the 10,000s place?"
Load More Replies...you mean this one? Screenshot...0e4f0d.png
The Answer From A Guy In My Class On A Geology Exam
Nope. Human population was never specified and the ocean is teaming with life.
Load More Replies...I think teachers need to analyze their questions before submitting them to their students if they are seeking specific answers.
ummm about the ocean life forms... I might have to mark this wrong based on no supporting statistics as to the number of people and the number of aquatic Life forms. I'm assuming the answer of the oceans includes all of the oceans so maybe half a point for out of the box thinking 😉 I am not a teacher and I don't play one on TV.
this is why children are crushed in school, give points for original thought, nah! crush spirit, yes!
How an educator should give feedback will depend a lot on their students. For instance, some might want simple and direct feedback. Others might prefer a more diplomatic, subtle approach.
One way to let a student know that they might want to put more effort into their schoolwork is using the ‘sandwich method.’ “Tell the student something good about their work (bread), tell them how something could be better (filling), then tell them something else good, either about their work or about your confidence in their ability to do it (bread)," the professor told Bored Panda.
Answer: Hot Dog
Any polygon that is so show-offy as to have vertices of six different colors is certainly a hot dog.
My year 8 advanced mathematics teacher was new to the school, and relatively new to the country, english being his second language. Our first lesson for the year started with him drawing a circle on the whiteboard, then stating with complete confidence "this is a triangle". Pretty sure that Jake is good with just understanding the word polygon at this stage in his life, let alone vertices.
My Daughter Asked Me To Check Over Her Homework. She's 7. I've Never Been Prouder
Mine looked like that when I was 7. Best it ever was . . .
Load More Replies...Ms. Fancy's living everyone's dream!! I want to eat bacon in a mansion all day
My Mom Found One Of My Old Tests From Almost 20 Years Ago
but why did you have to answer that.... the teacher doesn't know your grandfather's age!
It does ask "about how old" so it's more estimation than actual answer. Kind of a logic test to see if kiddo comprehends how age works. Like a 7 year old thinks being 30 is close to death old sometimes.
Load More Replies...I went to a rural HS where a significant number of people get married and have kids when they are 18. First grand kids show up at 36 and first great-grand kids show up at 54.
Load More Replies...She marked it correct, the C isn't his grade. Plus she acknowledged his loss.
That's a C for correct not a grade. I haven't seen that since like 4th grade.. I'm 34 now 🫠😶🌫️🫥🫡🫣 where'd these adorable new emojis come from 🤔🤔😶🌫️😶🌫️🫠🫠🫠🫠🫥🫥🫥🫡🫡🫡🫣🫣🫣🫣 so cute!
My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell
Examples of why kindergarteners shouldn't have work sheets past practicing learning their letters.
Kids who are 5 can learn a lot. But it's a bit silly to ask them to explain why their answer is their answer. They answer the way they do because that's what they're taught! Adults tell them "3 is bigger than 10" and they go "okay." They don't need to be able to do logic problems yet.
Load More Replies...How do you show counting to ten on your fingers? I think if they're made to do this it should be read to them, and an adult writing the answers.
Load More Replies...Who actually gets this, and how long did it take you??????????????????‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽
Load More Replies...My first day in kindergarten involved showing our teacher what we already knew about ourselves (spelling our name, address, phone number, etc) . When it came to my address, which I knew, I wrote the house number (6878) as 6D87D8!
What kind of kindergarten is this? The first question is reasonable but asking them to explain by writing their answer??? They can barely spell words longer than 3 letters in kindergarten.
Kid's Take On Tornado Safety
Nothing better than a literal thinker and a badly formulated question.
My Son Is One Of "Those" Kids
Oh, I guess I am one of those kids too. I was wondering what he did wrong.
He clearly understands what alphabetical order is, so I say A+
My mom just asked what was actually supposed to be the answer.... Can't blame the kid 🤣
It took me too long to figure out what was wrong with his answers 😹
Math Problem Solved
I might have tried : 0x = 0. It's true for 7 - and every other number.
Load More Replies...Comrade Stalin Liked That
It is probably looking for the answer "when it includes you and me"
Load More Replies...gem from duolingo: "In russia, the meat eats you!"
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ah yes, comrades, we must restore the GLORY OF THE SOVIET UNION, OUR MOTHERLAND! (/s)
No he's not. He's trying to reestablish the Russian Empire. The Soviet Union had a much stricter separation from the church. Also f**k Putin.
Load More Replies...Godzilla Let Washington Down
I had a great history teacher too - if you didn’t know the answer to the exact question, he’d give points if you wrote random historical facts so long as they happened in the time period he covered.
I have never seen the word "Godzilla" written with such beautiful penmanship. Most of us who write that word either have handwriting so bad you can barely read it or we've illuminated the letters somehow to look like a giant lizard.
he had to make that bisexual guy who writes like he's running out of time his right hand man. goddammit Godzilla.
The Kid Is Smart
Sarah should get a different recipe. The basic ratio for cookies is 1 part sugar, 2 parts fat, and 3 parts flour. Plus, that's too much vanilla extract.
yeah, I also wondered what the answer ought to be - HALF the cookies? that's not a solution :-) (also it says "still make THE cookies", not "SOME cookies")
Load More Replies...Not if you stole from the neighbor. I mean, I'm sure they would have borrowed if the neighbor happened to be home at the time, right?
Load More Replies...My Chem Lab Professor Accepted My Answer
The Kid Is Pretty Smart Though
This child knows more about math than his parent knows about spelling.
This teacher should be ashamed of themselves. The kid obviously understood the concept being tested as they circled the smallest number.
If he was robed it must have been a coronation as king of outside the box thinking.
Load More Replies...How can a teach say that is wrong...not what they were looking for, but a correct answer.
To avoid this kind of confusion. the multiple choice answers should’ve been a, b, c instead of 1, 2, 3—especially on a math test, ffs.
This is not real but I wish it was cause it'd be hilarious 😂 Edit: grammar
My Cousin Is A Teacher, And Posted This Today
Why does everything have to be offensive to somebody or everybody? The child's answer was honest and the teacher didn't take the child to task for misunderstanding what "Date" actually meant on a question paper, but answered in a supportive and non threatening way. Nobody was harmed in this transaction except the people reading it who know nothing of those who wrote these words. No harm meant, no harm given or received except in the minds of BP readers. Stay cool, no skin off anybody's nose folks.
I apologize for my earlier comment. It was ignorant and uneducated. I do not think in that way anymore. I was a dumb kid who was really sEnSiTiVe. Ugh. I wish I could undo that s**t.
3rd Grade - New Math
What is the intended answer? Am I missing something? I am usually amazing at math, but I don't understand this one
How do you do this? I am in 10th grade and have no memory of doing this kind of math in third grade.
EXACTLY. everyone, we have a winner of the "most relevant to everything ever question" competition
Load More Replies...I mean, I guess they want you to press +4004 but it's a dumb question
Ohhhhhhh I never in a million years would have thought that's what they were getting at. Yeah, in real life no one would actually do that, they would just do what the kid wrote. Problems like this are awful and they're why kids think they hate math.
Load More Replies...The Teacher Gave Me 200% For This
I wish I had a teacher like this when I was in school one with a sense of humor!
This Kid Gets It
And the teacher marked it correctly! The question did state "critical thinking" lol
You can both critical think and abstract think. The question supposed you wanted to build a house, not that a house had to be built. The soliton didn’t require a house. It required a choice. Not building the house on this particular piece of land was an option.
Load More Replies...These Tests Are Getting Easier And Easier
You know why we call them a square? Because they aren't a "round" when fun things happen.
Load More Replies...Is anyone else bothered by the fact that they didn't answer the lollies question? No? Just me then?
Jade: Heey, I'm sure I'm not a square! Charlotte: Why is my name...here? Charlie: Kid, get lost Sophia: What the- Harriet: Wanna get punched? Emily: Oh dear... Maria: PLEASE! Kid who wrote this: Um...I'll just be backing away slowly...
My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally
And if you don't make the bottom circle bigger than the top circle, 8 falls over and becomes infinite
Who Are You Who Is So Wise In The Ways Of Science
Most of these seem to be made up by moms who failed grade school and they make up absurd questions to try to make teachers look dumb. They don't even try to make questions look realistic.
Load More Replies...I had a math teacher that required us to write the question from the book along with the answer. I'm guessing it's a similar thing. The figure the question is based on is probably in the book
Load More Replies...I'm starting to become concerned about whether or not parents should be allowed to homeschool their children.
Angle: noun. the figure formed by two lines extending from the same point. This person attempted to show the degree between two arbitrary fixed points on a straight line. NOT cleaver; fundamentally wrong.
My Wife Teaches Grade 3, This Was Not The Answer She Was Expecting
“Mommy don’t know daddy’s getting hot at the body shop, doing something unholy…”
Who sends letters in the mail anymore? ... And why does this child even know about Grindr? ...no eHarmony anymore? 😆
i send letters to my friends who live in different states. we send each other stickers, hand-written notes, drawings we made, & friendship bracelets.
Load More Replies...daddy got busted, this kid snuck onto his phone
Load More Replies...They're Not Wrong
The bathroom and concession stand lines would be ridiculous!
Load More Replies...Enough for women to put some clothes on so they don't scar the kids.
9-Year-Old Student With Some Standardized Test Sass
Just here to agree with you and add another plus: A+++
Load More Replies...We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed
"I have to be honest with you. I didn't go over this problem last night and didn't pay attention to it in class yesterday. I do not care about this, I don't even like science. But I do like you and I don't want this to ruin our friendship. Since I do not know this, I have a question for you. I just started texting this girl and I know she thinks I'm cute but I don't really know how to start a conversation with so I was wondering if you have any ideas. Well that's all for now Mr. J but we will keep in touch."
"Impress her by talking about how atmospheric nitrogen can be used to age artifacts. Works for me every time. Mr. J"
Come on, hasn't every woman heard that line a thousand times?
Load More Replies...Honestly I started liking this guy hen we were having a conversation and he started saying intelligent, thought provoking, in depth things/questions. Now 2/3 years later we're talking about getting married and having kids so honestly, yeah, take Mr. J's advice
Atmospheric Nitrogen-14 is transformed into Carbon-14 by cosmic rays. Carbon-14 is integrated into an organism usually directly by fixation as part of of photosynthesis or secondary accumulation by eating something that did it. Carbon-14 decays at a steady rate back into Nitrogen-14 so we can tell how old something is by the ratio of the carbon-14 to carbon-12.
Here I am squinting trying to read the paper just to find out they typed it out below..
How can nitrogen from the atmosphere help you tell the age of an item when it is in the atmosphere and not the item?
This Person Deserves A Scholarship
Little Sister's Homework
freshman survey: what events are you looking forward to the most? me: graduation
Friend’s 9-Year-Old Nephew Was Asked To Show His Work Or To Describe How He Got His Answer. His Reply: “Just Use My Brain” And Drew This To Show His Work
I'm Marking The Exam Papers. These Answers Keep Me Going
An answer: Fishing using physic powers. Physic + Fishing = Phishing
My 7th Grade Chemistry Exam Answers
My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test
My Sister's English Homework
My Brother's Math Test
Also that doesn't work because it doesn't say "what did he have left" but "how much".
When I taught math, this answer would have gotten a "See me.", too. Because you only can shake hands in person.
he was trying to copy an old meme, but the question was sentenced other way, and he was too dumb to realise
Sorry, teacher: it should be 'how many did he have left...' 'How much' is quantity: 'How many' is number. 1/10. See me.
Give This Kid A Medal
Or just stand there and do nothing. That's what the reindeer's doing.
I Have A Feeling Someone Got A Hold Of The Answer Key
My Kid's Teacher Is Apparently Okay With His Wild Answers On Spelling Tests
My Sister Is A Teacher, Year 1 Kid's Answers
My Teacher's Too Smart, Guys
Kid's answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo.........
quick quick draw the samurai to take out the blue pen then the gay warrior to take out the rainbow multicolor pen
The teacher having worse handwriting than the kid is making me feel confident in my chances at getting a job
My Sister Is A Kindergarten Teacher And Got This Back From A Student
It's addition to 5, I don't know, if that's bad for them to learn
Load More Replies...My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday
Why did she not expect him to do that. I mean he can't be past first grade.
My Nephew Has Some Things Figured Out
i did this many times. i understood the gist of it, i just went for the shorter option.
Wrote This In 1st Grade, Didn’t Realize How Smart I Was
How To Pass An Exam
My 6-Year-Old Got The Answer Wrong, But I Think She's Right
The teacher’s explanation is wrong, too. It’s the equivalent of saying, “Because 2 is an even number.” That doesn’t explain what makes 2 an even number. If that is the teacher’s answer, then the student’s answer is just as valid.
Yep it's like using the word in a when writing the definition of the word.
Load More Replies...If she got the answer right, then she knows it because she’s smart. Some kids are so good at a particular subject, like math, that they just know the answer without having to work a problem to come to it. Because they’re smart, at least in math.
How do you know the number in the one's place is even? I expected better of you, teacher. Next time, maybe explain your point slightly better. D -
The teachers response is ambiguous at best and in no way explains what an even number is. Boo
One Of My Biology Students Gave This As An Answer On His Test
Don't you dare insult Chaz Michael Michaels!
Load More Replies...That is an EXCELLENT explanation on why randomness cannot explain diversity.
My Friend's Kid Is Pretty Smart
Unclear instructions. If you wanted the number of the smaller objects, the question should’ve been, “Fill in the blanks with the number of smaller objects in each frame.”
Americans use anything but the metric system.
Load More Replies...My Student Thought The Tests Logic Was Off
Reason Why My Little Brother Failed In School
so was antman. and Spiderman was on visions side I can't really tell most of the others lol
Load More Replies...He's Not Wrong
This is a poorly written question. The force when he hit the ground would be based on how far he fell and then had a sudden stop. The acceleration at that point is not 10 m/s2 its based on the change in velocity from falling to 0 m/s. Ignoring terminal velocity from air resistance, a 50m fall at 9.8m/s2 gets you a velocity of 31.3 m/s. Your acceleration at impact is - 31.3 m/s2. That's equal to a 70mph car crash.
Gravity still causes R.J. to accelerate at (roughly) 10 m/s², if air resistance is neglected, which it often is in school physics questions. What you're talking about is the acceleration the ground gives him. What the question IS lacking, though, is the height from which he's falling, as without that, there's no possibility to calculate the force - unless all the pretext is nonsense and they're only asking for 1/2*mv²
Load More Replies...My Aunt Is A Teacher At A School Full Of Kids With Behavioral Issues, Personally I Think They Are Going Places
Dang, where's my forklift at Sonic? I can't seem to find it.....
Load More Replies...As a former warehouse worker at 5 foot 1, this kid is 100% correct. How does someone like me palletize a full size French door fridge by herself? Physics and forklifts!
I Saw This In A Video And Noticed I Did It 2 Years Ago When I Was 11. That’s My Test
My Younger Brother's Answers For His Health Assignment
Either this kid is not wearing pants when he is talking to his parents or his pants keep falling down. “Timmy for the love of god go get the belt and put it on!”
I don't know why you got a downvote, because this is quite funny to me :D love it, 10/10
Load More Replies...I got the belt and the rod (wooden clothes rod) occasionally when I was younger. My parents did sit me down one day and apologized/explained for using those at times but of course I knew they meant well and I turned out well enough, pretty much. Didn't stop me from snapping said rod over my knees when I turned 18 though...
I got a wooden spoon or heavy duty plastic hanger... Hanger was the worst...
Load More Replies...That was pretty much my experience as a child. Sometimes it was a pancake turner tho.
I don't wanna be the only loser without a Ducky Boys shirt
Stupid Maths Exam Question, With A Great Answer
None! Because 'Maths' is a plural and 'Math' is a singular. There are however an awful lot of Math in a Maths.
Load More Replies...My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This From Her Physics Test
I remember these two jokes from childhood. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks.
I Was Marking My Students' Tests And One Did This
My Son Came Home With This. Looks Correct To Me
putting an odd number (1,3,5,7, etc.) in the cats blank and an even number (2,4,6,8,etc.) in the dogs blank
Load More Replies...Again, unclear question. Wouldn’t “Complete the sentence with odd or even numbers where appropriate.” Or something that would clarify it for the kids, ffs. Not everyone is as much of a linear thinker as these teachers evidently are.
Wrote A Note To My Teacher On A Test I Failed. Her Response
I love that the teacher lets the kid know neither has a fun job!
Guys, let's NOT downvote someone's comment only because we have a different opinion, ok?
Load More Replies...Grading 2nd Grade Math Homework
Technically Not Wrong
So I had to check Dictionary.com for the actual word history/breakdown of a unitard. It stated that a unitard is a type of leotard. Okay. So I checked the word history/breakdown for leotard: "1915–20; named after Jules Léotard, 19th-century French aerialist". So. Uh. XD Whoever made this test is a moron... they should have gone with "unicorn" or "unicycle" because THOSE words actually break down properly and logically into the uni- prefix and other suffix (-corn and -cycle). Unitard doesn't break down because -tard is meaningless; the garment was named after a dude named Leotard XD
Load More Replies...You're Not Wrong
Yeah, I’m sure it’s impossible for a football to be 8 feet long.
Load More Replies...I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring For My Son
I’m in Algebra 2 and we had to justify each step in an already given process. The last step was combining -4 and -3. My justification was math
I always hated when I had to justify arithmetic. This is algebra not number theory, asking me to justify 2+2=4 is beyond the scope of this class
Load More Replies...I’ve Been Waiting For Years To Make This Joke, Got Opportunity On A Math Assignment
I've lived in a bunch of vowel based states and I've learned if the name has more vowels than consonants, I'm not going to like it. The only translation that would make me return to Ohio is a ransom note in Russian telling me I had to go there to get the kidnappers to release my family.
Hey! Don’t diss us Ohioans! You are being very rude, young person! Time out!
Load More Replies...I Was Grading Assignments When I Saw This. The Answer Is 0.007 Kg
Poor Tony
My Little Sister's Homework Assignment. At Least She's Honest
It's a brain teaser, so I think it was supposed to be up to your imagination.
Load More Replies...My Kid's Answer On Her Math Test
Kid's answer: It is ham and cheese. I don't like it
What Is Mass? My Nephew's Response To An Online Exam Question. My Family Is Catholic
Friend's Kid's Homework. I Think He Gave A Good Answer. Pennies Suck
Well, it depends on the context, which the question doesn’t provide. Are we talking about worth, weight, or room in pockets? Worth= 3 dimes + 14 pennies, for sure. Weight = 4 dimes + 2 pennies, because they would be lighter. Room = Depends on the size of my pockets. Since I’m a woman, I would be forced to take fewer coins because pockets in women’s clothing are either tiny or fake! Now, if I was carrying a purse, however, oh hell to the yeah I would take all 7 dimes and 16 pennies!
My Little Brother Aced His Math Test
Subtraction is hard..... 12 goes to 1, but after that...
Using that logic all the question 's 3 blanks would have -2 in them
My Test Answer Oh My God
Some Of My Mom's Former Students' Answers I Found Funny While Throwing Away
From My Grade 6 Science Test, I Think The Marking Was Unfair
If the question were to ask how gliders stay in the air for so long with no engines, this wouldn’t be an appropriate answer. The question speaks to the pilots not the fundamentals of a glider. This is clearly an appropriate answer for a divergent thinker.
They Were Almost Right
From The Book “The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers”
Home, oh stay, sis! Please, I have Doritos and Lays, and I have a wide varietea of movies and shows to pick from Netflix, Peacock, Hulu, Vudu, Roku, and Disney+!
Load More Replies...its your body doing body stuff like sweating. (for you who don't know what homeostasis is )
Homework Question Response From A 7-8 Year-Old
That Is Not A Very Nice Answer
Because the child stated that as a reason for not wanting to swim with someone. "I don't want to swim with that child *because* he's chubby" is different then the observation "he's chubby".
Load More Replies...The Answer My Friend Wrote In Her Test
Answer To The Last Question On A Math Exam
"K is the shorthand of 'okay' most commonly used by people who are in a rush whilst texting."
It's asking to find the value of K. I think K has a lot to bring to the discussion.
A Kid Asked If The Dinosaurs Can Poop
There are most definitely fossilized dinosaur turds. They’re called coprolites. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite You can even buy them if you want to: https://www.fossilicious.com/dinosaur-coprolite/
Load More Replies...Me During My Math Exam Today
Try this. "Draw graph. Crosses x axis at real root x1. Divide by x-x1 to get quadratic. Draw graph. x value at min gives real part of complex roots +- sqrt(4ac-b^2)/2a gives imaginary part of complex roots." Don't write the answers as numbers.
First Graders Get It
Beginner English Writing Exam 1
He was told to introduce "yourself" to Amanda and took it literally saying that yourself is a person
Load More Replies...With the American names, this could be right. They even capitalized it.
3rd Grade Homework
My 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Science Test
Oops, she's a Lamarkian. Get out the holy water and do an exorcism on her.
My Friend Recently Got His Health Exam Back
It said: "The name and the pronunciation."
The Best Test Answer From A 9-Year-Old I've Ever Got (Had To Give Them The Point)
This is a brilliant example of "ambiguous questions" that setters should learn from. If you write a question poorly, I WILL make it my mission to answer it using your exact words. Not malicious compliance, just stretching the framework of correct you have provided.
Teacher here. Good for you. There are some examples here where the answer is wrong (albeit amusing) because it doesn't match the phrasing of the question, but many others are badly written. The most annoying one, to me, was where the teacher wrote "not the answer I was expecting", and marked it wrong. That's just arrogant, as well as incompetent.
Load More Replies...I just said the exact same thing! Stop reading my mind!!
Load More Replies...Bored panda is really starting to get nasty lazy and cynical, This was my fav, now, uh disappointing, harsh on censorship, but not trolling. Mean guys, just mean.
Obviously some of these are young kids being kids. But the others were the student being deliberately obtuse about the context and the teachers need for the student to display knowledge of the subject matter they spent all their time trying to teach. Funny but also not really.
Alrighty so I made a dumb uneducated comment on one submission and again i'm rly sorry. i really hope ppl can forgive me, or even notice my apology.
I did the same thing as a kid with the shapes lmao- I called the square Timmy.
This is a brilliant example of "ambiguous questions" that setters should learn from. If you write a question poorly, I WILL make it my mission to answer it using your exact words. Not malicious compliance, just stretching the framework of correct you have provided.
Teacher here. Good for you. There are some examples here where the answer is wrong (albeit amusing) because it doesn't match the phrasing of the question, but many others are badly written. The most annoying one, to me, was where the teacher wrote "not the answer I was expecting", and marked it wrong. That's just arrogant, as well as incompetent.
Load More Replies...I just said the exact same thing! Stop reading my mind!!
Load More Replies...Bored panda is really starting to get nasty lazy and cynical, This was my fav, now, uh disappointing, harsh on censorship, but not trolling. Mean guys, just mean.
Obviously some of these are young kids being kids. But the others were the student being deliberately obtuse about the context and the teachers need for the student to display knowledge of the subject matter they spent all their time trying to teach. Funny but also not really.
Alrighty so I made a dumb uneducated comment on one submission and again i'm rly sorry. i really hope ppl can forgive me, or even notice my apology.
I did the same thing as a kid with the shapes lmao- I called the square Timmy.
