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Parents love to talk about their kids, and that includes 'dog parents.' But can you really blame them? Dogs aren't only adorable but also endlessly entertaining. Whether you own one yourself or know someone who does it's likely you've witnessed a series of comedic stunts (mostly accidental) by these four-legged clowns.

Sadly not all of us are lucky enough to have dogs at the office and must spend most of the day away from our furry best friends, but don't worry Bored Panda is here for you. Below are tweets of hilarious dog moments, cute pictures, and general dog-related jokes/observations. So start scrolling and don't forget to upvote your favs!

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Yvonne Bernal
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Heck, I don't just watch... I actually wiggle my dogs tail in front of her nose to get her to start again!

Thinairgal
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh, ha, ha - me with the laser toy (also feeling smug because I can outwit a dog)

Nini Meow
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone's source of entertainment

Leah Rosevear
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is funny when you realise that. I've done the same thing so many times - daily. I wish I knew what my dog was thinking, he does random things at random times with an amazing spectrum of expressions - like all dogs. I wish everyone treated their dogs with love and affection (and food, shelter, warmth). Sadly that is not the case. Anyway great post!

Susanne Berman
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happy you enjoyed it. There are many of us who share "stupidy" at times. Not us though right?

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David KH Wong
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Human just created a smartphone to chase for hours a day.

T Rex King
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best punchline to a self-roast to ever be on bored panda

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    #2

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are easy to hide, in a coin purse.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have seen the looks when I pulled my snalke out - -- was on the way to the Vet with it and needed to keep it at body temperature inside clothing - next to the body - lol - this sounds terrible

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    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But then he pulls a Chihuhua out of nowhere" is probably one of the best lines I've read in a while.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 4 ft great plains ratsnake scared grown men more thsn a small dog

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    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a chihuahua in your pocket or...

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now sod off and leave me alone - am concentrating on trying to kee him warm and calm - lol

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    Jeff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “then he pulls a chihuahua out of nohwhere.”

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just have to buy a ticket for the dog

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    #3

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    SandaPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 6: sheep have no idea I'm doggo

    Den Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More upvotes to SandaPanda I laughed right out loud.

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    them sheep need a bit of a wash- but I can do this - i cando this

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    Gerald the cricket
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crewmate: there is one impostor among us

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The black dog made me laugh out loud, thanks !!!

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    #4

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    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more hooch for pooch?

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my names doggo and I'm an alcoholic

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, he looks like 1st day of school.

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and the guy she told you not to worry about

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either pic, this is one serious doggo.

    Nope
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I prefer him pre-hairdo. But I don't wanna get in the way of anyone's rehab, so I'll just be quiet.

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    #5

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she stopped growing yet? Lol

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the legs and foot frame his face in the last two pictures.

    noitall man
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same series of pictures, except my dog stayed the same size and I grew wider

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute doggo. And this man has one of the most infectious smiles I've ever seen.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the last photo because the dog got too big for the hall? Or even the house? She is a gorgeous dog!

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same great smile in all of them. I love how happy that dog clearly makes him. (Boy howdy did it grow in 1 year though!)

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    #6

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't take you anywhere.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew when young would ask them 'what word didn't you understand?' when the dog didn't immediately obey!

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, I have the same arguments with my dog.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, the dog did not agree with your Viewpoint in your earlier discussion.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People look at me oddly when I told my dog: "Go think about what you've done!" But he knew. He always knew.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good that people can't always hear us talking to our pets !!!

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    #7

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me so sad for the dog. But at least he has a Mom who is understanding and loves him.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And is willing to communicate/work with the neighbors on his behalf.

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    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always easier to adapt to a neighbor, if you understand their story.

    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charleston Chew! Oh my gosh, that's such a cute name! And poor pupper.....

    Red Pantone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not crying... YOU'RE CRYING....

    Alexandra Hughes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much. What a good mom he has!

    Trish Christoffersen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just happy that she explained why he howled. So many older dogs get dumped at shelters to live out their lives. Good for you Charleston Chew and kudos to your sweet Momma!

    Mae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a sweet old man, and a well-mannered owner caring about their neighbours!

    Nobody
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god the caption I am dying

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    #8

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    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face with those legs sticking up. So many thoughts in the gutter...

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to make some comment, but I am still burning from yesterday's fire I started, so I played it cool and turned a blind-eye on the whole legs-sticking-up thing.

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs at weddings! Yes! This doggo is having so much fun.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minister trying not to laugh...

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the groom has his best poker face on but he's still slightly smiling. Can't help it.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you celebrate, legs in the air, shouting and rolling on ground! - Well it didn't make any sense, but it doesn't need to as we are celebrating, woof woof!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have never seen a ROFL in actin before

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, boy! I'm finally getting a new Daddy!

    Desi Platias
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yaaaayyyy they finally got married!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just keep going back to the dog having doggy hysterics - hilarious

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two weddings and I wish I had a photo this good! It is fur-fect!

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    #9

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    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A yeti in such warm climate? wow

    lia minou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no wonder when people keep shrinking their natural habitat..

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    Diana Geo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chewbacca is getting old - becoming a silver fox :)

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's no sheepdog, it's a Yeti sighting

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Abominable Snowman, I tell ya!

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wilson from Home Improvement?

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a human in a fur suit!~!

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    #10

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelly Barkson. Brad Pitt Bull. Bark Obama. Celine Doggone. Hilary Ruff. Ah, yes! Sleep deprivation is a wonderful thing. Lol

    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang!! Slayed!! Best I could do was Notorious P.U.G.

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    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh, but I will be naming my mini pig sir Francis Bacon, so it'd be hypocritical of me.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the ones we've had in our groom shop. Pawly Shore, Ozzy Pawsborne and Bark Hammil.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simon Chow, Adele Terrier, Joe Cocker Spaniel, Angela Bassett Hound, Olivia Husky. Sorry, I just had to. Lol

    Laura Zaini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god woofie goldberg!!!! :D

    anarkzie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's holding you back Keith, that's a genius name

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anderson Pooper ? or Brad Sitt ? maybe Dog Johnson ?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, those names are brilliant!

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    #11

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that makes sense! Best encounters are always of the doggo kind.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need neighbors like that.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a lovely new neighbour named Billy. He is also a dog!

    Barbara Baxendale
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have better encounters with a dog !!

    varwenea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Monica think dad changed team? This one is an incomplete thought.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just thought it sounded like he related friendly stories about Mike. However I'm not sure how he was telling them that didn't make "he's a dog" immediately obvious.

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    #12

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    Kate
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk nonstop to my dog, especially when we're out and about--I just hope people get a kick out of it :)

    Lenka Smetanová
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister have a cat named Oscar... he growled at me too... :D

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this rate, Oscar doesn't make many friends. :-(

    Shane Chang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cringe anytime someone refers to a pet parent as an "owner". I do not "own" Cookie Chang.. I am her family.

    Victor Vakaras
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read this same story about 10 times, only written slightly differently.

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    #13

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    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog brought me a whole tree into the kitchen - 15ft - roots and all - no idea how she managed it

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tiny dog only brings things in for herself - I dunno, why can't I have one of her twigs?

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face of satisfied accomplishment! It's winning me over right now and I'm not the one receiving the gifts!

    Thinairgal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which was exactly what you needed, right?

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an adorable pupper!

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    #14

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get that many dogs to pose like that? All facing the camera!

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no photographer, but from my experience getting advertising shots of my foster dogs - patience. Okay, treats and patience.

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    Thinairgal
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check it - every one of them has a super smile

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one is the best group photo. Humans could learn something from them.

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    Jean van der Merwe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many tongues! This is the kind of picture that makes life worth living! Thank you for sharing.

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got herself a doggy mafia.

    Nini Meow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the fluffy lil cutie.. so happy it is

    Kim Shannon
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sad. I don't have anywhere near that many friends.

    Ching Ngaihte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad’s GF’s dog is loyal. So he told his friends to look at camera.

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    #15

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the girls must be in Beauty School. Be glad she didn't dye her hair pink.

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally got your Grease reference right away and now I'm also stuck on that awful song lol

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    Jean van der Merwe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a work of art! Those girls have a bright future.

    rakuninaru
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog must have the patience of a saint

    live free
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a fish tail braid, which makes it kinda funny being on a dog tail. It takes few tries but easy to learn. I do it all the time to my own hair.

    Nataliia Portillo
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.. That is one gorgeous braid.. I cant even do that on a human.

    the_reading_unicorn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that look rather painful

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    #16

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That vase is not going to last much longer!

    logical fallacy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that cats are still cute when they have 'murder' written on their forehead?

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a mystery just like the cats themselves

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    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's still back there, isn't he?

    Piku
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy... Someone is really in 'i am so going to kill you' mood ..

    Jaded Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the cat from Stuart little. Oh the fluff!

    Aria FAFAT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans looks like the old lady's cat from Mr. Bean...!

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    KELLYWEILL Report

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Irish Presidents dogs are amazing

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He whispers to the dog. The dog's smile increases, his wife's smile decreases.

    Jean van der Merwe
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we would give for a president who likes dogs. It makes them so much more human.

    Master Markus
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What we would give for a president who likes humans" There, fixed that.

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    Christina Sersif
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg his smile is so big (insert heart eyed emoji)

    Mads Sly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an official (book)sequel to 101 Dalmatians where all the world leaders do get dogs and they take up their humans' posts when the human race is put under a sleeping spell by the Dog Star.

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not petting, he is blessing the puppy with PAW-Power!

    Braineating Spleen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dub thee Fluffy Dog Prince of The Woods... every thing the trees shadow is our kingdom.

    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job son, I knew you could do it. Dad's proud of you.

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original Twitter comment is so dumb. The ones here are much better.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's knighting him... "I dub you Sir Fluffy Flufferton!"

    Parmeisan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats does this to the other! He's such a gentle giant, but it usually starts a fight. Shasta, the tiny fierce one, will be sitting there and Frost Claw will lift up a paw, ever so slowly, slowly, moving toward Shasta's head, slooooowly, then - boop! Then Shasta will lick him furiously until she gets bored, then he'll slowly boop her again and she'll lick him until *he* gets bored and then he'll sit on her and then it's fight time.

    Nope
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's was surprisingly entertaining. Post a vid & it'll go viral ;-)

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    SBW71
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's telling the pup "That's close enough"

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    Laugh Fan
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost worth getting a trampoline for!!

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a rather epic static-charged doggy. Maybe he's a Marvel super hero of some sort.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Weekend's latest hairstyle.

    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, morning after an all-nighter before finals.

    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in needle-nosed schnauzer.

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    svershbow Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE NEED EVERY TEACHER WITH A CORGI, GO MURIKA!

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a french School that adopted 10 cats that can freely wander in the classrooms to help the kids with their emotions. They use the cats in their pedagogy. Students and teachers seems happy with the experience.

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you not love a teacher like that! Even without the beautiful Corgi, their is so much kindness in that face!

    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a proud and confident doggo!

    M Jordan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cuz a corgi will protect the kids from a nut job seeking to do them harm.

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Srsly cant understand why pets arent allowed in there and other places like food stores. Dirty ?? Remember kids that have their fingers in their mouth/nose/otjer places and than grab everything they reach. Parents dont watch their childs anymore ....

    Isabella Gilbert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a teacher with Corgis, and we we

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    #21

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    elle91 Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks kind and wise. Just what you need in a therapy dog.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU HAVE A THERAPY DOG AT YOUR SCHOOL (so awesome!)

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Miss Peanut is an important member of the school faculty.

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    #22

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    amanda_c_rae Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So did you keep him? Tell us more!

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to know how it all works out. How we treat animals is always so telling.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us the whole story! We need to know!

    Joyce Berman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a dog that would shake hands with people coming in the front door. Don't remember ever training him to do it. Maybe he saw my husband do it. I don't know.

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    DamienFahey Report

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly why I would take you seriously as an adult.

    Amanda Grimm
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. It's not fair to leave on Food Network - it'll just make her hungry and she can't cook! We have settled on HGTV. So far the dog has not contributed much to ideas about decor, though.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always leave the TV on for my dogs. They like cartoons. My pug's favorite it the Teen Titans.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. Your co-workers do the same thing.

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that......still doing it.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs loved football - spot the ball - till they tipped the TV over - found them a different channel

    MRBarker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty. My pup usually watches the weather channel.

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    ChrisBramwell Report

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should put little treats in there once in a while for him to find

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question...Why was there half a pie in the bush?

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid dog. Everybody knows magic pie bushes grow their fruits only once a year. ^^

    Kim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a pie in there for him. He needs to be rewarded for his diligence.

    Cathleen Morris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two plus yrs ago, someone walking THEIR dog dropped a bag of training treats in the ground shrubs where we walk. Just that once & my dog wolfed down every tiny one of them! I had to drag her away Now, rain, shine, hurricane or winter -- she heads straight to the shrubs, desperately searching for up to 10 mins! Eventually, she flops down on her rump, c***s her head & whines pitifully, and then turns away from me in utter disgust, "muttering" as only a dog can do ... It translates, roughly, as this: "They're treats, for Pete's sake! My only real vice in an otherwise impeccable life! Humor me, Lady!"

    Polleekin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyday on our walk me and my dogs have to stop at the place I've dubbed "the French fry tree."

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    #25

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    DoggoDating Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the South, we call that a s**t eating grin.

    Cathleen Morris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face, age 5: the day of the Houston Trail Rider's and Fat Stock Show parade when Roy Rogers picked me up off my grandfather's shoulders and sat me on his saddle in front of Trigger! Same s**t-eating grin and I went straight home and told my dog!

    Mary Espiga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the smile on that dog 😊

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    #26

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    GoodZiIIa Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You loved his sense of humor when you got married Karen. Have things changed so much?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they named Midas and Scrooge?

    anotherboredpanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only acceptable answer to such a question . I bet it didn't Take long until he tried to get rid of her on Craigslist xD

    #27

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    landpsychology Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did they fit in such a tiny mother?!

    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwww... What a cute family...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You try feeding 10 kids with 8 teats and see how tired you feel.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! More child support. I'm gonna have to get a third job.

    Nicole
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a true mother, she looks exhausted!

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goddamn it!! F*****g spay and neuter!! Dogs are being killed because idiots keep letting them breed more.

    Just Curious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am super surprised that this reasonable comment has not been downvoted into oblivion...

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    Braineating Spleen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wonderful wonderful thing!! Puppies for all.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is having second thoughts. 10 little derps.

    Aria FAFAT
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH. MY. GOSH. JEEEEELLLLLLYYYYYY BEEEAAAANNNNSSSSS!!!!! They're sooo cute

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    #28

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    JoshPit40 Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love what they did with the ears - my hairdresser could leaarn from this

    Brandon Collinsworth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a dog that wants to speak to your manager

    Cat on a bike
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog would like to talk to the manager after leaving the puppies to a play date.

    Gabriel Sbárbaro
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants to speak with your manager...

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, no doggo still looks like a cute doggo.

    Claire Sylvester
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this made me scream with laughter!!!!!

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    #29

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    dog_rates Report

    Kate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my gosh---this doggo is gorgeous!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo dangerous! People please, please, PLEASE put your beloved animals in a safety harness that fits them correctly. ... also applies to children in cars.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fur wrap, beauty without cruelty

    Patricia Ross
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my dog was the only dog afraid of spiders and big bugs and other dogs and balloons. I got her when she was eight weeks old. Some bad stuff went down in those eight weeks.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there was a spider in that car, both doggie and I would be outta there in a New York minute!

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    #30

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    adriana_lowe Report

    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've ruined him - now he'll nver want to go outside again!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this photo before - happy to see it many times more.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea. I used to put Audubon Society Bird videos on for my cat. She loved it.

    This Derpy Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My amazingly weird doggo would eat the phone if i left it out

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why take your dog in a pub ........

    Pooky Bear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know which pub lets your bring your dogs....I think I might have to investigate this

    Laurie S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is there a pub that allows dogs?!?

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat loves watching bird or fish videos. lol

    MammaG
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    7 years ago

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    Best idea - leave dog home where it belongs.

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    RuinMyWeek Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made some changes while you were gone. This is now the dog house ... and you're in it.

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always been the dog's house... I just work to pay rent.

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you explain where you were going and how long you would be? No? Of course the dog wants a word!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this breed of dog always look semi human? - like a human in a dog costume?

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess coz how their ears are placed, which is quite like humans! Unlike other doggo breeds who have ears quite on top of head.

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am also afraid that he may charge you for the talk!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... where have ya been, Jessie?

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, Max, take a seat

    Maham Zafar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Karen.. I think we need to talk"

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    #32

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    Alex_Iosiovich Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are like children to us, when they sneeze it's almost cute.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Understandable.

    BarryAllenTheFlash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make that little squeaking sound... I WOULD DIE FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

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    #33

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    CUTEFUNNYANIMAL Report

    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think his eyes are closed too! So he must be super invisible!!

    Lilly Petit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this kind of ghost, hahahaha.

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    #34

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    Reverend_Scott Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG OMG OMG OMG - I never even thought that that could actually happen. O. M. G.!!!!!

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single time you leave

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    #35

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    thetomska Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was speaking on the phone to someone and said "See you tomorrow." It came up on my computer screen. It took me a moment...The Google voice had been on.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha -- hahahahahahahaha, Try asking Siri if she's a blonde, see what happens.

    blugeagua
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    7 years ago

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    What the hell are you talking about. What does hair color have to do with anything? That stereotype is so ridiculous and it didn’t even make sense to what was going on with the discussion. It was turned ON, so of course she thought he was talking to her.

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    noitall man
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NSA has registered you with local authorities

    #36

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    granitetide Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it - look at them all waiting for the go-ahead on the left

    Pamela
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg the bearded dragon :)

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what that is - was wondering

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he has a cat and lizard friend.

    Little Menace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The iguana or whatever it is on the right, with it's lettuce, cracked me up.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dogs & cats & bearded dragons can get along, why can't we?

    Brittany Rae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The yellow lab's face on the left screams how excited they are to chow at the party. Good doggo.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leftmost dog's face in the second photo... 🤣🤣🤣 Unknown3-6...916e91.png Unknown3-64867e4916e91.png

    Azure Adams
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog had friends from all walks of life. Love it

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    #37

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    justcutemsgs Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cos my head is stuck in a cup-holder on a folding camping chair

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the nose is still boopable.

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the head rest on a massage table but one made for a doggo instead!

    MeggersTheFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog is a magical fairytale fox-pixie-forest-creature!!! Looks like something right out of wonderland!

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    #38

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    WeLoveDogsUSA Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did try it the other way round first but it was an epic fail.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is like "but I wanna see too".

    Zaru-Is-A-Derp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look kinda like Rowf & Snitter from Plague Dogs...

    #39

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    HealingMB Report

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. Looks like his buddy is having a good howl.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My, my, it will be okay, Karen. I know how you feel. He cheated on me, too.

    lia minou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a simple hug holds all the answers..♥

    Noah Killeen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im pretty sure its a sign of dominance for dogs to "hug"

    Aria FAFAT
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a poster for no discrimination!!!!!!!! BECAUSE ALL FUR (and skin) SHOULD BE TREATED EQUALLY!

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    #40

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    lyss121 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ready to roll. Might be safer in a kiddie seat in the back though, he's pretty small.

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is as far from safety as it can be.

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    #41

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    sweetestpoms Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a dough of brown cotton, nothing to see here, moving on!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Floof ball. Looking cool dude.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I did this to my dog, he would never speak to me again.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his new meaning to the saying, he's got eyes in the back of his head.

    KaPOW
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called Fashion Brenda! Look it up.

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add another pom to the name and voilà!

    why not
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cousin it! it has been too long.

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    #42

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    jackkirby Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? They're great at digging holes and burying things.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen on an old sign in a park in Thessaloniki, Greece: (translating roughly into) "Anyone accompanied by a dog is not allowed on the grass"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a perfectly good fire hydrant around the corner!

    #43

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    MattBellassai Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, laughed so hard I choked on popcorn...warning, don't eat while reading these

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hahaha" - snork - gag, cough, cough, cough. "I'm ok ... really." - cough

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original joke: "Doctor, I think I need glasses." Bank manager, looking up: "You certainly do, Sir. This is a bank.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was traveling and needed to do my laundry. I looked up a laundromat in a phone book, dialed the phone number, and asked how much it cost to launder things there. The lady who answered said she didn't understand my question. I asked again, how much would it cost to launder several bags of things there. After a really long pause, the lady said, "This is Chase Bank." ---- whoever printed the phone book switched the numbers for the bank and the laundromat. The 2 businesses were across the parking lot from each other. The lady thought I called to find out how much it cost to launder money at Chase Bank.

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Scientist spent more on making deadly weapons, how to destroy world, mars, and so on ....

    #44

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    jimmyriley0 Report

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT HURTS THAT THIS HAS TO BE SAID... There is no way the dog swallowed a flashlight. First, it would be nearly impossible for this dog to swallow a flashlight whole, unless it was one of those tiny LED lights. Second, a flashlight would not shine through the dogs chest, there are WAY to many things in the way. This is a picture of a dog with a flashlight being shone onto it's fur from the outside.

    Hikikomori
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldm't you be taking him to the vet instead of taking a photo?

    Nancy Seton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because taking a picture defenitly shows there is no intent of bringing the dog to the vet whatsoever. Snapping a picture takes hours after all.

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    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for taking this pic. Good to see your dog only has light snacks.

    Petra Schaap
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isnt he just sitting in a ray of sunshine??

    Cynthia Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can't be that because the pictures are pretty clearly at two different angles. It might be them shining a light on him (my guess), but it can't be a beam of sunshine because it moves.

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    rena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He clearly didn't swallow that light - someone is shining it on the dog.

    The Gumnut Flock
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the light is coming from his chest not his stomach...

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    smithsara79 Report

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: Hey come over! Me: Can't, busy doing stuffs Dog: I'm about to barf Me: *achieve lightspeed*

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be me, but I don't have upstairs, heck I don't even have 2 rooms, me and my doggo share the same space, we even throw up at same place, he after having bad stomach, me after having a bad drunken night!

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine throws up on my bed and then proudly fetches me to come and see. I adore him though.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screams, "Nooooo!. Not on the rug!" all the way down the stairs

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is way worse when one has an upset stomach - and accidentally has doggy diahrorea - its silent and you come downstairs and stand in it - on a cream carpet

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    note - never let your dog have curry - no matter how much they beg

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    EM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine figured out that he should go outside when he has to throw up. He usually walks up to someone, gags loudly, then runs to the back door.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hiw to win a race: put new carpet at finish line. put sick doggos at finish line. put owners at starting line. *blank gunshot*

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the only reason you run is to stop the dog eating his vomit xDDD

    Fay Ratta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd fastest is my dog when he hears the cat throw up....YUM!

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    wadeinspace Report

    This Derpy Pug
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a tip: Use Baby Shampoo. I use it on my dog

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet health products are just so expensive. One of my dogs had a yeast infection in the folds of the skin. The ointment was £20 per small tube from the vets. It was basically Canestan H/C which yu could buy for a quater of the price from a pharmacy

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legally pharmacies are supposed to refuse to sell you products if they believe you are bying it for an animal

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    ravina nimje
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im doing it for last 5 years. WORTH IT!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just which bottles with him - he'll never know.

    Mary Espiga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and me both. My dog has insurance even, I don't

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, consider who has more hair?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's simple. You don't have fleas.

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    kittykhajiit Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you why walk when someone will care you. Plus the bag feels like a NeverEnding hug.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wants to be en vogue.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the colors were reversed, you could make the bag look like a pokeball

    Kim Shannon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, her dream of being carried around forever has come true.

    Nora the mistake 0_o
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always worry about putting dogs in expensive bags cuz what happens if they take a poop in there.like one time I saw this lady what's a dog in her Chanel purse and I was like well good luck when he takes a poop in there

    anotherboredpanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a possibility. Where I'm from you don't have to put them in cages or bags during commutes in the city

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    shostygirl77 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .Hahaha -- Outsmarted by the food bandit again.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the same one who barked at "someone" at the door, then stole the good spot on the couch.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are cleverer than we think!

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneaky! Did he at least leave the wine?

    ~Aviya~
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like when they bark at the door and you get up to let them out but they run back and steel your food

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    #49

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    misterbrilliant Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still tastes really good.

    Harley Osborne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a bad egg, this one'll be better...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's golden, it's chocolate, and it's sweet; isn't that what everybody wants?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the time my dog ate my homework. My homework was cookies. But the worst part was they were all covered in tinfoil, there was so much ripped tinfoil everywhere...! (I don't think she actually ingested any though, at least she was fine for years and years after.)

    tarebear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that headline is a teensy bit misleading it should say "Dog nearly dies after trying to eat 20 lbs of chocolate in the shape of an Easter egg"! My dog got into a caramello bar that my bf's sister left and the pupper found. He was fine and now we always try to make sure we scan the house before leaving just in case.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey..I'm trying to lose weight to get off about 7 medications..do you think I can give up chocolate? Heck to the No!

    Just Curious
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a big freakin chocolate egg

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's learned absolutely nothing. My dog once choked on a bone/meat piece he found outdoors(he was NOT supposed to eat that so he just swallowed it asap and that caused...issues) and almost died - fortunately a passerby was able to literally push it through his throat saving his life(thank you kind stranger). Dog's lesson? EAT THINGS FASTER.

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    deeeameddie Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would argue that the head tilt is confusion and the grin is love. ;)

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    N S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone translate that tweet into English please? Me no understand nuthin.

    Ewa Sadowska
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be a spitz thing - shibas and poms tilting heads same way

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hes", "fting", "vacay"? What kind of language is that? Because it's certainly not english.

    #51

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    ChelseaMcFerren Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joker, hm? Are you sure he's not a villain?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't met his siblings: Riddler, Penguin, and Poison Ivy.

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    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous! Joker is a great name too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they train them from puppies? I've never thought about that.

    Mary Espiga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't he be called Batman?

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes paps! I'm a good doggo paps! Like this paps?

    #52

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    hopevista Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And did it startle the p....nah, never mind, too easy

    Max L.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably follows you on twitter.

    Mary Espiga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're probably taking too long and ge wants a turn

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably attracted to the smells.

    MammaG
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross! People need to leave their pets at home.

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    #53

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    _domenica00 Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it was the most pleasant trip ever

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's kind of shy but wants to talk. Why don't you strike up a convo with him?

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckiest Day Of Your Life! I'm so jealous!!

    Mary Espiga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, the eyes and that pose. So precious

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    #54

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    elle91 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Those are so cute!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your buddy looks confused. I think he'd rather eat the ones on the left.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - purebred dogs are inbred dogs. : ) oh! Hahahah!! I get it now hahahaha! Sorry! Haha!!

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    emmethompsonn Report

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, he looks sad, bail him out immediately. Between, does anyone has seen animal-courtroom arguments in real life, the lawyers(mostly kids arguing for there pets). If you haven't go watch, you are missing the great grand saga!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorites is a video of a little girl insisting that her gigantic Newfoundland did not eat the pillow because mom didn't actually see him do it. It was probably a squirrel or a bird she reasons. There's also an absolutely adorable one of a little girl arguing about why the dog ate the mother's food. "He was really hungry and you can always cook more!"

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog has gone Rogue.-- No More Animal Kingdom shows for you buddy; no more wild planet or anything.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they didn't geht him in paw-cuffs.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'll do it again. They can't keep me locked up.

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face doesn't seem to show any regret!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gets a day out with the nice policemen

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    Milena Radeva
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What show is that. Where can we see it?

    Tom Lippert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're very lucky, in my home state you can legally shoot a dog running deer.

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    Reverend_Scott Report

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that would be motivation to go to the gym...

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    #57

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    FluffSociety Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so much cuter on the dogs. I wish men would give it up; it looks so stupid on them.-- it's also a good way to keep their ears out of their food. Saves a lot of cleanup time later.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a split second I thought you were still talking about men. ><

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    Samantha Bing
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not too tight - dogs' ears have a lot of nerve endings

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like Miyamoto Usagi from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, this fashion will not stick around. Lol

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More concerned how many times the hairband is wrapped around :/ yes its cute and funny but still they are so small :/

    Kiroux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first dog was a Cocker Spaniel and his floofy ears would always hang in his food while he ate so sometimes we would do the same with him. So cute!

    Goldencat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the world r they eating

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    #58

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    murrman5 Report

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His name is Joker (see him in this thread) : ).

    Captain Marvel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be like: Ohhh, you're such a good boy! Yes you are! You are! Does this boy want a belly rub? (as he rips my face off) Awwww he's giving me kisses!

    #59

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    rubyymaee Report

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like one of those bobbing head toys some people put in their cars. The head to body ratio brings out every nurturing instinct in me. Oxytocin levels skyrocketing!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your head is just too big for your body, but it looks good on you anyway.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know where they were bought. I love them.

    Violet Grey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, I love Shar Peis!

    EM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog can fit into regular sized human clothes.

    Jaded Queen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so wise and learned being. No wonder your mom does that.

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    Duck_Sparrow Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking good muchacho. Muy bien.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a baby bunny or hamster to sit in the saddle? If so he/she would also need a sombrero.

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog looks annoyed but patient. "OK, you've taken a picture, now get this stuff off of me!"

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Puppio Doggito. You have taken my stick. Prepare to die

    Jennifer Sacrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀

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    #61

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    Mydar Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey - apologise! I always say sorry to mine if I do something like that.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too!!! but my cats just keep looking at me with that face which says, "why'd you do this to me"... breaks my heart

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your sins can be washed away with many hugs kisses and treats for the dog.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it, mean it, they'll get it

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk to my dog 24/7. I always apologize when necessary. He was a stray, maybe abused or just streetwise... bit me within the first 5seconds of meeting. Two years later, I can put my fingers in his mouth, grab his food, even wipe his little chi/corgi mix butt when he swallows a long hair... he understands words and emotions... Got off on a tangent - please adopt with patience. It took two years for my little Book to go from miserable, scared and dangerous to THE best, most gentle, lovely best puppy. My feet used to terrify him. Now he snuggles with them. It was only two weeks ago that he began to play. Like a weirdo, but play. He’ll be 6 on Dec 25. I’m not unique with my story... even this little tough one is coming around. Know your dog info level - just please adopt.

    Polleekin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my dogs would immediately need to be held and cuddled and reassured. The other would growl until he was sure I was really sorry, then he wanted to be held and cuddled.

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    #62

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    brenda_mcburnie Report

    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I can hear the dogs voice in my head- Makes it even funnier!

    #63

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    rachforde Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this photo - they all look so fabulous in their costumes and baby Jesus has to be the best one ever!

    tarebear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This representation of Baby Jesus is the most precious thing ever

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joseph's expression is pure joy - even though he knows the baby isnt's even his

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog spelled backwards is God, it's not a coincidence, according to this.

    Glenna Wheatley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God loves all dogs! Otherwise He would not have blessed us all with them!

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priceless, how well the dogs stay, baby looks tired !!!

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    dog_rates Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to feel needed, and he loves the praise.

    Joanne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so proud of himself.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts me to See this sparse metall handle in the dogs mouth! Why not covered by wood or something ?

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    #65

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    Ni_av_h Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A blonde and a brunette and a redhead walked into a park....

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even dogs like to boop the nose.

    Little Menace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One snout for all and all snouts for one!"

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    barknado69 Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with a broken foot in A&E - "I kicked a door" - foreign doctor "YOU KICKED A DOG"!!! - never been so embarassed in my life in front of an entire waiting room - I didnt own a dog

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Difficulties in translation when English is not your first language.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs know 2 words: Walkie and Bye-bye.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha!! In my case it’s called “walkies” - the most exciting word in the world... until it actually happens. Then it’s more like “carries”... It’s a process. At least I’m gett8nv a little exercise.

    #67

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    RareDoggos Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new way of flipping the board.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I win all the money. Let's go buy treats.

    Leah Curtis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who's a good doggo? I'm a good doggo.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you know dogs are Communists?

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo won?

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like capitalist to me. He's rolling in it.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll teach you not to play Monopoly on the floor. Move it up to a table, so the cat can jump in the middle of it!

    #68

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    backt0nature Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: OK. Here's the plan. We wait until the grownups are asleep.....

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: I love you forever. I am Dog.

    Evgeniya Khon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture of a dog teaching little girl how to shake hands

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    #69

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    BBW_BFF Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if he still thinks about it?

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *or she (don't gender assume)

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find dog. Give the dog treat of apology. Accept the hand licks of absolution. If original dog cannot be found, proxy dog will accept treats of apology on behalf of dogkind.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scared a guide dog once. Apologised to the blind woman whose dog had just jumped back in fright. I was wearing a huge jumper that my mum had knitted for me...day glo orange. Dogs can see colour

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt's chihuahua has a weird hate/love relationship with me. You can do a huge roooooaaaaarrrr and he'll arf arf arf off in the corner, defeated. He always comes back for more though. To him it's a game.

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is exactly why you are clearly a super, amazing person!

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    #70

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    aparnapkin Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you remember that book, "Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog"? Dog's know....

    Robert Morson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am convinced that dogs are smarter than many people. For example, even dogs know that you don't use an apostrophe in a plural noun.

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    Captain Marvel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't do it," she seemed to say. "You'll only hurt yourself more." And it was for a single moment that I found within myself, peace.

    #71

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    DoggoDating Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says dogs don't have expressions???

    Claire Lawrence
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went on my computer to look up a word in the dictionary and ended up here. This happens any time I look up a word in the dictionary. I still have around 2 hours of homework to do.

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope a real dog cake. A normal can be deadly ...

    EM
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made peanut butter cupcakes for my dog's second birthday.

    A Dyke From The Dreamworld
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought it was a big grapefruit wedge.

    Turd Ferguson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that cake sorta look like ground beef?

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    lia minou
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this is so me whenever a cake is near:D

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    #72

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    HealingMB Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is absolutely gorgeous Beach?

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Irish Water Spaniel

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wahooooo!! I'm never going home.

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    #73

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    BBScoopers Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog did that with one of our remote controls but hid the evidence. Took us weeks to find it.

    Jill
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he wasn’t a retriever....sorry, i had to do it.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less TV, more walks. I'm glad we understand each other now.

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wasn't me. It was the baby, it's teething, remember?" :)

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dogs chewed the remote opener for the garage door and were found by the neighbour out on the street - they had the run of the house, secure garden and garage while we were out - managed to get the remote off a shelf in the house - chew it till the garage door opened and let themselves out - little sods

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So proud of what he's done.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That evil face...

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the dog's bone, or give him a shoe !!!

    Fay Ratta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much money do companies make selling replacement remotes due to dog chewing? Do you think they're in cahoots? SONY: good job, Fido, here's your cut. Now go tell your friends...

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    #74

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    bulletsmikey Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a Great Alpine Accordion doggo.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered where Jim Henson got his ideas from

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious!!! Looks like a walking wig with a snout.

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT feed after midnight!

    Jean van der Merwe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like something from American Horror Story. Huggable but scary

    #75

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    CarlForrest Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: doggo does Not do a bath.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such buoyancy. Such grace. Wow.

    Ali Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have made a terrible mistake."

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DOgGo doEs NOT a BaThe, hooman, No!

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    #76

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    SidewalkDog Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect way to go about it.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please draw the line at mimicry when they go pee on trees.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth is that many people who have hit rock bottom, more often than not trying to treat their mental health problems with alcohol and drugs, are left with dogs as their only friends. Every case is a separate tragedy.

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    #77

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    mattlitzinger Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who can resist those large, pleading eyes?

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are right to do so, buddy. You were first!

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I’m not hyper at ALL. Hoo boy. What a gorgeous puppy. Gotta get the fidgets out

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop blaming the kid. I'm not buying it. He doesn't even have teeth yet."

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Ajax just likes chewing on soft squishy things. Give him his own soft rubber toy that mimics the same softness of the binky. - We have a dog that steals soft things and chews them. Clothing, sponges, stuffed animals; sometimes it's just the texture they like.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds fair to me...

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    #78

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    realemilyattack Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got up there all on his own, too. I didn't know weenee dogs could fly!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All dogs can - they just keep it very well hidden.

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    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re right. Dogs are why life is beautiful.

    #79

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    iwearaonesie Report

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the hair salon the other day, and one of the staff has a tiny dog roaming around. The lady sitting next to me ordered a bit of food because it was getting late, so the dog of course sat in front of her. She kept saying 'sweetie no, I can't, go play outside' for a minute, then just petted its head and handed over the chicken. The owner came rushing to scold the dog and pay for the food, and the lady refused. I was told this happens every day. Guess who found the hair salon to go to.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. Single. Meal.

    #80

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    awkwardposts Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, dear. That's me.

    Wiggity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even ask........I just start showing.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUh, I didn't say now, I said "no".

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahem, I didn't say now, I said no.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... who says no to seeing pictures of a dog???

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    #81

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    patsfan828 Report

    Maya Kuntz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's meee! My friends are all way taller than me!

    Ruth Beaty
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, Newfie to the rescue! Good puppy!

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newfies are the best lifeguards!

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    #82

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    jairafarala Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he is chuffed to bits about it.

    Piku
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about his briefcase

    LunarEssence
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats more of a wardrobe than a closet

    Glenna Wheatley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he looks so proud about it, too!

    Constantin George-Florin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doggy toooootallly deserves a neck tie closet!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder where he keeps his socks?

    #83

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    iwearaonesie Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my ex boyfriend thought this funny in the beginning but he eventually turned sour on this and in the end he just hated my cat. that was just sad

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably why he's the ex. As a joke, it's funny. If it's true, that is the premise for the movie Catlady:Origins.

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    #84

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    TheRayWinters Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 yr old went from pupper to Little Man. Never met the old dog criteria. Or adult doggo criteria either!

    Nicole
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I call all dogs puppies!

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    #85

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    lilghosthands Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she's thinking, "No - not - every - damn - morning; this stuff tastes like cardboard. Please, can I have bacon and eggs - just once?"

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    #86

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    dog_rates Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a video on Youtube, where the older brother held one out for the younger brother to blow on. But the baby ate it just like this. I was ROTFL.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bunsen figures out a new Spectralanalysis!

    #87

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    literaIcancer Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he fold up for storage?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's even better than the Greater Alpine Accordion dog.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like WHAT THE F**K for a second

    Forest Vincent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was one of it's parents a centapede?

    #88

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    andyrichter Report

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a car is not a car in the eyes of a dog. Its the windy adventure box (assuming the windows are down).

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to use that one.. For my dogs, I have the burger machine (BBQ), the fire machine (wood stove) and now the windy adventure box

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    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they really do know when they are going to the Vets

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where my life is going either.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With complete trust in your best buddy who's driving you to the destination of his/her choice.

    tarebear
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell my dog where we are going, whether it's school, or grandma's house, or to pick up daddy, he always knows where we are headed

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just not right. Did you ever take a dog to the vet?

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless, of course, you are taking it to the Vet. Dogs seem to have a sixth sense about those Vet trips!

    Xina Imad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think that's call a silver alert

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    #89

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    Woollysausage Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mud dogs do it for the fun of it

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's dog did this. Pit Beagle mix. She lets her out in an open field next to a line of trees. Dog runs into the trees. Twenty minutes later, emerges with big dark streaks across her sides, chest, head, ears and butt. When she got close, that's when my sister smelled it. Apparently the dog found a nice big pile of deer or elk poop and decided to roll in it. When my sister dove into the car and closed all the doors, the dog sat there staring at her like "Don't you like my new perfume, Mom?"

    N S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a cow shat on it :D :D

    Bigred Lizard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open field, brown goo on dog... are you certain that is mud?!?!?!?!

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    #90

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    HealingMB Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than a bucket of fried chicken any day. Although the dogs would probably like to have one of those.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a few months. You won't be able to fit even one of them in that bucket.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take them all! Adorable.

    #91

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    FluffSociety Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likes watching the world go by.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only that doggo could fit out the cat door.

    Nessie Ness
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have knocked on the door and asked his hooman to take him for a walk. He looked so sad 😢

    #92

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    HealingMB Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them will go far in life... which one will it be?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smarter than the average pups. Too smart for their own good maybe.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prison break. Let's blow this joint!

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    #93

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    xinooko Report

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That frog is controlling the dog like that rat in the cartoon pasta movie.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant!!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of those comics with the Bear and his little Head Guy.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog with a frog on its head comes to a doctor. Says the frog: "Doctor I think I have something stuck on my feet."

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    #94

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    OfficialDobes Report

    Helena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to boop his nose!!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daisy, daisy, give me your answer true. I'm half crazy, All For the Love of You.

    #96

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    garyfromteenmom Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool; fuzzy bicycle seat covers have gone extreme. That one looks really cushy.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but I can't reach the pedals!

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, BusLady made the same comment first, didn't see it. Sorry, BusLady.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little thing can't reach the pedals.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, BusLady, didn't see your comment before I made mine

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice guard dog you've got there.

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute bike cushion - hope it is called Linus

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he doesn't fall over

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    #97

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    DoggoDating Report

    Brittany Rae
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tickle the little paw hairs. I do that to my lab every once in a while. She curls up her paws and squirms. It's precious. Then she sits up, gives me a look like, "human. I will lick you while you're trying to sleep." And then I forget about doing it for another week then do it again because it's too damned cute.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mystery is solved. Raccoons do take off their masks when they sleep.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mystery is solved. Raccoons do take off their masks at night.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog is melting

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    #98

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    LightningHoltt Report

    Vivian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not fat he's fluffy!

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's waving in the bottom left!

    Nataliia Portillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont fat shame him! He's perfect just the way he is LOL

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not fat. That's muscles and a heavy bone structure.

    Justion Artis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks....uh....excited... yeah that’s the word.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugs for that adorable boy, he listens to mommy !!!

    MauKini
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First day of doggy school?

    #99

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    luxuryxo Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here Art, come here - Good rainbow.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a dog of a different color(s)...

    #100

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    FITCHH__mascot Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do, they really do.

    Lou Wow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the mark on your neck looks like a skeletal bovine.

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his eyebrows look like two dachshunds running away from each other

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you say Rapper or Cracker?

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    #101

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    dottiemaggie Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you love me about two pieces more?

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can even touch the cheese in my refrigerator... they know the sound and will come running.

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    #102

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    siiceofpizza Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things your dogs get up to when your'e at work

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How?! I don't understand?! What's happening?! When did dogs start doing this?!

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    small child size soccer outfit and duck tape

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best bathroom selfie I've ever seen.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks so somber, at least he's the Tidy sort.

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    #103

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    longstorylong Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet. Apparently your dog loves it too. Don't stop....

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me but i cant tuck him in cause we dont have any dog blankets we can put on the couch

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definately kiss my dog goodnight and put her blanket over her every night. She's be in the bed if she didn't insist on lying on her side with her legs stretched out.

    Amanda Sherland
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cozy cutie! He knows he's loved :)

    Belle_Pandamonium
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me!! 3 doggos - E V E R Y night 😁 Love it still 😍

    #104

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    SoVeryAwkward Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggos are just too good - we'd never manage it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wilson, are you talking back there? Evans, give me that phone....

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lesson good for absolutly everybody out there

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomorrow, will move on to which treats are the tastiest. Day 3, will tackle "the best places to walk the dog".

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    #105

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    Britanniacomms Report

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, just like real chickens...they can run around with their head cut off!

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain, we've had a wee transporter malfunction!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All together, I think you have one dog left.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you let them swim in Loch Ness? I understand there are dire consequences for pets who dip in that water.

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    #106

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    DoggoDating Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas, can we talk about getting a larger laundry basket?

    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog: Does this basket look to tight on me?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I fits, I sits", canine version.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or a cat (sometimes that's the same thing)

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute, I thought only cats got into too small things !!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You said if I could fit into it, I could keep it.

    #107

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    rebelscum_89 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a better life in many ways. You don't have to get up and make coffee for the dog, and they don't care if you don't shower.

    Magdalina777
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta get up to walk the dog though, every day, any weather ;)

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unconditional love. Need I say more?

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a good idea, the dog would be loving and faithful forever !!!

    Bill Hadley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a dog, forget about dating. Your pet will ALWAYS be more loyal than a gf/bf.

    Rieschelle Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unconditional love EVERYDAY. Nothing better

    #108

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    DaddariooMalec Report

    Rieschelle Roberts
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are few things as good in life when a dog looks into your eyes with a enraptured expression. True love

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    #109

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    seth_rosenthal Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feed me, or I'll over water your petunias.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was my dog, that would be a good thing. Whenever she pees on grass, it grows so much.

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    Linda Adamo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the mother of the first dog we had lived down the street from us and she'd come by on her own for frequent visits. when she'd cry and lick our dog, we'd know she was preggers again.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he's not the crazy uncle who gets drunk at weddings.

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    #110

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    svershbow Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Biscuit remembers you

    krnr58
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat named Biscuit!! LOL

    #111

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    Spread_Smilez Report

    Tegan Simmonds
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how happy they look! Every door should be this happy!

    #112

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    PhilosophyofDog Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the septic tank fails - you get a chocolate lab. -- Oreo dog.

    Glenna Wheatley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just minding my own business when it happened! Really!

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah happens to me all the time

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone has some fun here. :D

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    #113

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    aleximenez Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't discuss it in front of your dog!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, when Hell freezes over!

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go ahead, make my day"

    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's been on some kush

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember all those bulbs you just spent 3 hours planting in the garden? Want to keep them where they are?

    Leta Rivas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but can we discuss how him and his name make me happyyyy

    Nebraska King-Sky
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't always give you the stink eye...but when I do, I'm still adorable!

    N S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the face of betrayal

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    #114

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    DannyTanner Report

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone broke into the catnip stash

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking cute and knows it. :-D

    #115

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    CarlForrest Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they don't smell the same. Wet dog versus powdered donut. Hmmm....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm hungry. And Duncan Donuts is closed.

    #116

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    LucydoesPilates Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less TV, more treats and walks. Do we have an understanding now?

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend more time with dog vs. watching the boob tube?

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look ashamed. No regrets. I think he's waiting for a new one to take care of.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dog it licking its lips... too cute

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    R.I.P remote number five, six and seven

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to start locking those things up.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I daresay he doesn't appreciate the tv programme. lol

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    #117

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    Kaitlyn_Smith1 Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and all of them are different

    Kath Leen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also different colors...and sizes with one has a drawing in it..and the other is stripes

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy multipacks. Trust me.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a dog - it eats them. You don't have a dog - the washing machine assumes duties.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with no dog, missing socks are blamed on the washing machine !!!

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    #118

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    karenkilgariff Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo says, "Do you think its annoying when your friends call and say "hi"?"

    #119

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    DrDogMD Report

    Robert Banning
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I see this happen, I can’t help but laugh! 😂

    #120

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    soveryawkward Report

    Niki Marie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would marry this man just for this picture

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    #121

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    cathleenhorton_ Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's going to bury your best shoes in the garden tomorrow.

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    #122

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    FoxNews Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read any more... darned onion slicing ninjas.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Works every time!" (wink-wink)

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nice, I would do the same, but maybe take him home !!!

    Kamotepie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buti pa yung dogge may yum burger 😩

    rhyan lumilay
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philippines ^_^ I hope to see this dog.

    Red Pantone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT's the News I like to watch

    #123

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    addisonalford Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he's ordering from chewy.com; just wants to make us think he's studying hard.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog is clearly explaining the guy how computer works and the guy is happy and admiring the dog talent.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's watching cat videos. "Who said these were funny?"

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    #124

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    puckblokr Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's happy now, but does he know you're leaving for college in a few months?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is just ecstatic. Can I go? Can I go?

    #125

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    hels Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you think those medieval monks got the idea of what dogs look like? From her ancestors of course.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here there be doggos

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk like a Egyptian.......

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    #126

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    PhilDuran Report

    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after two billions pictures posted on the internet with dogs and cats snobbing and misusing the bed we buy for them, we are still buying them beds and be disappointed when they snob and misuse them... WILL WE EVER LEARN :D

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Its 'cuz we love them and we want to give them everything. Maybe we're just trying to prove that we are good dog parents

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog beds should never be too big, just like they should never be too small. They should be exactly the right size for your dog. It's your fault you bought such a large bed. Sorry.

    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs do like them the right size. You are absolutely right.

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    #127

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    Inthat8am Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its my new lab-top. Mouse free too.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is just staring LOL

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better call it a day, prof.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that guy holding his nose or trying not to laugh?

    #128

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    Crispy Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's been drinking tea with Mary Poppins.

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS MARY PAWPPINS

    #129

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    kanye Report

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one in Brooklyn! The NYPD adopted one to chase the mice in the precinct!

    Chris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me????(Hi,Ima cat person,but dogs r cute too)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago

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    That's cuz all dogs are boys, and all cats are girls. You would never see a cat Chase someone down, tackling to the ground, and yell cuff 'em.

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    #130

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    ashleyyviolett Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great, but save money on the cable and let him watch regular TV. Spend the extra money on some trips and treats for the journey... And of course take Gus with you!

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    #131

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    DoggoDating Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babushka! -- (Did I spell that right.)

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but I think it's an Obaachan (Japanese grandmother) based on the shapes of the characters on the sign to the right.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come in! Come in! I just baked Vatrushka.

    #132

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    dog_feelings Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to install small revolving doors for the pets- that way they can be in and out and in and out and in and out or halfway in between all they want.

    #133

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    mannymdoodles Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come talk to me little one, I'll buy whatever you're selling.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Bertram, the little dog that was adopted.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he a techie, a cashier, or a floor salesman?

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    #134

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    ygrene Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding his disappointment as a tear trickles down his nose, leaving a wet, tell-tale spot on the newsprint.

    Nancy Jeckells
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it means the dog bought them over then internet and is hiding the fact by pretending to read the paper. good one.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whose credit card did he use?

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    #135

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    black_mamba_06 Report

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is totally me with a human baby. I bet he love babies like I love puppies.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'm Sure that noisy little bundle is not mine. That goes for his 8 siblings too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get that scary dog away from me!

    #136

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    ArchieLakeland Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see anything, but I love that wind.

    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the hipsters are frustrated now.

    #137

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    FluffSociety Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burger? What burger? Nope, haven't seen it.

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    #138

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    SpeakComedy Report

    Ewa Sadowska
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Two-headed dog, two-headed dog, I've been working in the Kremlin with a two-headed dog"

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    #139

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    _airwreckaaaaa Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just how long have you had this dog? About two and a half weeks? Sounds right.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to see pictures of my dog? Got a couple hours?

    #140

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    grandespendeja Report

    Lou Wow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he's ever wondered if there's more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to getcha, you're going to be mine.

    Beks Czar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me .... Henry Cavill sleeping peacefully.

    #141

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    FamousHuskies Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hoomans never feed me!

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I laughed out loud, thanks I needed it !!!

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    #142

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    bjnovak Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you think they don't?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They go there to check each other out. Like humans going to a bar. "Hey, don't look now, I think she's checking you out. No, I said don't look."

    Leah Curtis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog with the most barks wins.

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    #143

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    Rumplepimple Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she has a magic hose and is spraying out a gorgeous doggo!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one does not need a trampoline.

    #144

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    PplThatLoveDogs Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He remembers that time when life was Carefree on the beach.

    Kim Mahood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that pug watching himself on the telly!? Afternoon news famous!

    #145

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    LaliPop77 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you get home, he will conveniently "fetch" your slippers.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever seen that animated movie about dogs when their owners leave for the day? He's just making sure you're gone so they can get down and par-tay.

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    #146

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    texmexBot Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha *ZAP* you're the mail man, with treats!

    Atryssa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t normal lablador enough hard to say? :p

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    #147

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    bobvulfov Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience, pupper. You've got a stick too, and you're about to make the cellist go nutty. Wait, he's got a stick, and its driving the flautist crazy. The drummer is about to send the trumpter over a cliff. -- FREE FOR ALL! -- Get! Those! Sticks!

    #148

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    Britanniacomms Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the whole package of croissant dough rolled into one before you bake it Marvelous.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are; cute innocent cinnamon rolls too innocent and pure for this world

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a bowl of spaghetti.

    #149

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    Embalmist Report

    Allison G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that bed! That is incredible!!! Dogs and all!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the movie for later. You've got better things to do tonight; snuggles and nose booping.

    Anastasia Irwin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s good though because you’ll need the dogs to protect you from the psycho killer.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much brindle love awaits.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where do the humans sleep?

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrormovie and the Stile of the bed. are the ultimative match

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    #150

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    etienneshrdlu Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I shared a house with a lady with dogs, this is the way I let my cat in and out of my window.

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    #151

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    scumbun Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think just seeing you has cured me Doc. Thanks.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant marshmallow with a caramel filling.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Halp! I've fallen in and I can't get out!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think just seeing you has cured me Doc. Thanks.

    #152

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    harmony_writes Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog every night - leave the bed for one minute and he's got his head on my pillow!

    Chris
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 3 pillows,2 of them are stacked on top of each other,one is by itself,I take the one with 2 and if I go to the restroom/talk to my family he goes from the single pillow to the double

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who do you think you are, Sheldon Cooper?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard of that breed, but he's pretty.

    Kristie French
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move your feet lose your seat. Never ending battle.

    #153

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    bacon_gillepic Report

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    #154

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    MargoDane Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bridge over the river Kwai; home version.

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    #156

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    heyitsjhocel Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Commando Escape training in progress.

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher doggo! His students are studying his technique.

    Cathy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Escape from the tiny prison they are in 😭

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I want that dog!!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear that's my dog in the cage with him.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch me, guys. This is how you do it.

    #157

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    Britanniacomms Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen a Kardashian/ Jenner selfie that included one of their kids? Just asking for a friend.

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    #158

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    haikatte Report

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, come give me a pat....

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that song going through my head.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool Joe's on the boulevard, lookin' for babes.

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    #159

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    dog_feelings Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to hide his favorite snack in the freezer, Nestle's Toll House chocolate chips. He kept them in the original bag, so whenever one of us four kids heard the crinkle of that plastic, we'd walk up behind the freezer door. When Dad closed the door, there would be a child with their hand out and a big smile Iike, "I heard that, may I have some please?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually it was me, I'm still a chocoholic today. Thanks Dad.

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We luv dark snackums. Mmmm.

    PyromaniacKitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark snackums are some of the best snackums. Along with morning, late morning, noon, afternoon, evening, and bedtime snackums. (did i forget any?)

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    #160

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    PuppyDogDen Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't going nowhere or doing nothing. Don't even ask.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't buy this insane expensive Night Cream!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that's warm beef broth instead of hot chocolate or coffee.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me first thing every morning.

    #161

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    emily_annn_ Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RT RT RT RT RT --- (I have no idea what that means.)

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    #162

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    izzymarriner Report

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    #163

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    MissHollyBerry Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boop that snoot. Who can resist? I'm doing it right here on the screen. Lol

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this have a downvote? Upvote for you so it's not in negatives.

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    #164

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    annika_bobb Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, it looks like another case of neckbeard.

    #165

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    kjgormley Report

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    #166

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    dog_feelings Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, my ears feel a little odd, and I wish you'd just scratch my butt instead

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flapping the dogs ears, why do people do it ???

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in the top ten of why I love my Dachshund!

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    #167

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    McKenzieKorn Report

    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah coz you also dont take ur brother to be groomed. Its a good thing to keep the 11yo off of social media.

    #168

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    Spread_Smilez Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone blow the candles out for this gorgeous good dog.

    #169

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    DexTheBeagle Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... if only you'd share - and make t a daily habit.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooner or later, they will have to feed me. Would you want to eat dry kibble all day?

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    #170

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    erinruberry Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't gonna blow me down, no way. Ain't gonna blow me down.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early hair straightening techniques.

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    #171

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    dmarll77 Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With skill of course. Be proud.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you see how high that Terrier was jumping out in the garden when Mom was watering in a previous post?

    #172

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    HeCastNoShadow Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably thinks he's part of the midnight mail barking chain.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twilight barking. What's that called anyway. when all the dogs bark at night?

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, now I'm hearing an echo.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs bark back if they hear a dog barking on TV.

    Fay Ratta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beagle's barking hurts her ears...she barks, then shakes her head. She barks, she shakes her her. never learns

    #173

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    LJDSpeaks Report

    Glenna Wheatley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? We have to ruin the massive cuteness with a lame joke? Ugh.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There can never be enough Trump jokes, am I right?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must gave been a night mare. May your dreams not come true.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, Wyndmere, are you high? You're wrong. It would've been a nightmare if she'd scruffed her dog's ears, and he turned into drumpf himself.

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    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may need therapy. Just sayin'

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    #174

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    CISNCountry Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you - I'm scared - get outta here - hide me; such a dilemma.

    Rachelle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edmonton Country station makes the big time! Lol.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napoleon Complex. I've had Chihuahuas for 17 years. The last surviving one is now 14. This one looks like her father who died 3 years ago at the age of 13. He had big attitude.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew that you always were bipolar?

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    #175

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    DammeSean Report

    #176

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    AHMalcolm Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure most cats even bother to think about humans that much!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...until they sniff a candle and need us to rub their littke flaming faces in the rug to put out the fire.-' True story, formerly a shag rug.

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a kitty that would get in my lap and gently bite me if I was yelling. Even if I was just yelling to someone upstairs.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why cats are not service animals. Lol

    #177

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    DanMentos Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have told The wizard which century your Beethoven was born in.

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    #178

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    TheDoggyCooking Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and get back in the box like a good little apple. Pets on Parade called and I have to finish this photo shoot. Now move.

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so good wheh his legs are wrapped and he HAS to stand on 2 feet :/ thats a pup come on ^^

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queen Elizabeth the first.

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Safety first little dude!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...but it looks so good on you.

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    #179

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    ChipTheChiDog Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take this damn thing off me. Or those new shoes you bought will have a suprise in them tomorrow morning.

    #180

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    Fredtheboxerdog Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'mb nod lebbing go for Anderson, - no I saib anyshing. So, dere.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double trouble. Maybe they're stuck that way.

    #181

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    Ristolable Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raise the number like they do on Let's Make a Deal and the Price is Right. - 101

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    #182

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    dog_rates Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hiding in a log - hiding in a log - hiding in a log

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide and go seek. No one will find me here. They will mistake me for an owl.

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    #183

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    yipyipskybison Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sploot - is that really a yoga term?

    Milena Radeva
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there is a real pose like that. It is called upward-facing dog for a reason. Look it up.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No down facing dog? Well, someone had to say it.

    #184

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    quillfeather Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Bo Derek didn't look this good running down the beach. Go Oscar, go.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar is having the time of his life. Later in the bath-not so much.

    #185

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    I_am_Mr_Pickle Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I suppose you'll expect dinner in bed too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to close the dog gate.

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    #186

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    naturebeauty_s Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top o' the mornin' to ya lads and lassies.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excusez-moi, may I paint you like one of my French girls?

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    #187

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    BellaFogalRotts Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Haven't you ever seen a chocolate sprinkles Rottweiler before?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other 4 dogs: He did it!

    #188

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    JakeBellalove1 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold still and smile for the camera.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For heaven's sake, Mom, I'm not a pup anymore.

    #189

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    theDogvocate Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but are you Bored yet?

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    #190

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    DerekRuffian Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Orphan Annie's dog?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute with those google eyes. I'm so glad you can see; Even if he does look like a cartoon character for the rest of his life.

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    #191

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    Boogie2988 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **Killing me softly with his eyes, seeing my life with those eyes, killing me softly with his look, Killing Me Softly, with those eyes.** lyrics, adapted

    Rachelle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shih-Tzus always go full r****d.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to look in both directions at the same time.

    #192

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    dog_feelings Report

    #193

    Hilarious-Dog-Tweets

    maddiereinhart Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If prison was full of dogs like that we'd all be desperate to be inside. :-)

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet he's the only one that's really in doggy prison. But then so are you.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeny meeny miny moe. Oh, never mind, I'll adopt them all.

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    #194

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    dog_feelings Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup. i like. to hear that i. am a good dog.

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    #195

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    jangotailwaggin Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go wrap yourself in a blanket and bury your head under the pillows. You'll be safer and comforted there, baby.

    #196

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    LMAOTrueComedy Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd all be the better if we loved other people as much as our dogs do. -- Make your dog jealous; be craxier about your spouse than fido is.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the dog is still there.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, but mostly true, except that the dog is still glad.

    #197

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    HEARTDEFENSOR Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and every human on the planet.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a unicorn, to boot! Or would it be dogicorn?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valuing yourself - it'll be a better dog owner if you do.

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    #198

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    WeLoveDogsUSA Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs can enjoy entertainment or aspire to be actors too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't miss an episode of Dogs of Our Lives.

    seanemone
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they have favorite actors and if they would get excited to see them in real life?

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    #199

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    ActionChick Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh yah! That's what I'm talking about.

    #200

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    itsrachryan Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it time to do laundry yet? "Remove dog before washing."

    #201

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    DahonBikes Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we go for a ride? Can we? Can we? I'm not leaving this basket until we do.

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    #202

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    elijahdaniel Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my kind of life support.

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a video somewhere of a dog doing CPR.

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sudden urge to call 911 and ask for the paramedics...

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    #203

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    UKUSCAdoggie Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guru of the box elders. (Its a play on words. A box elder is a harnless beetle.)

    AbbiTabbi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... a box elder is a type of maple tree.... they grow really fast so we call the weed trees.

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    #205

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    WoofDriverDog Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest in canine rain wear. --- That's one big leaf helmet.

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    #206

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    heartofadoggo Report

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    #207

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    markiplier Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks it did give me a nice day. You have a nice day too.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And worth looking at. What a sweetie.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that pink elephant still in the room too?

    #208

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    westcologirl Report

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's confusing!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've got to go and your owner is on the phone...again.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thot he was at the park fir a minute.

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a real tree doing in the house anyway? Anyone could make that mistake.

    #209

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    sarahchampion06 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an unusual color frog. Did he start change color to match the cup below?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. I got your back.

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    #210

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    ctoverdrive Report

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    #211

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    tena_keown Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ate everything the steward gave him without complaint. And he didn't talk too much.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, they paid for their seats just like everyone else.

    #212

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    ayrton_ochab Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT dog is smiling. -- That DOG is smiling. -- That dog IS smiling. -- That dog is SMILING.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just got back from his teeth whitening at the Dentist.

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    #214

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    carinahsieh Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a whole string of these pearls. --- Hope that you could Market those beds too.

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    #215

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    GordonTheCorgi Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shake It Off Just Shake It Off

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best breed ever! Who's going to argue with the Queen? Lol.

    #216

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    RagamuffinLewis Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We might if we all had a beach.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta bury the body quick.

    #217

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    literaIcancer Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anomalies of nature. I'll bet there's no ants left in your yard.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was his tail.

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    #218

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    madmal99 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt, but, but food and sleep have suddenly become overrated.

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    #220

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    Lexii_mills92 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prob'ly cause he looks so strange.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please! Stop with the tights on a dog. It's so overdone and not original! Lol

    Jennifer Sacrison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀

    #221

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    DonnaJoyCoach Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sand is probably a very cool place to lie down on those hot dog days of summer.

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    #222

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    dmussmanphoto Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frustration is real - I feel your pain.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll have to wait until next spring to fetch that one.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just nudge it with your snoot and get it rolling.

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    #223

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    LonBixby Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sweet Pooch among sa scattering of white pedals on a lush green lawn --- that's some people's dream.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna just sit here and pretend like I can't read.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you afraid They'll dig up the bulbs and over water the petunias?

    #224

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    maryross_murphy Report

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are even more hilarious if you put them on the other end! XD

    #225

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    jdfreeradio Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **I can see clearly now, the blur is gone. I can see all obstacles in my way.** lyrics-- I can even see better to type now. Come on all you dogs, let's chat it up.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just wait your turn, Rocco.

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    #227

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    KabirTaneja Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any place is home if you can sleep there.

    #228

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    TheRealSanik Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he writing that or reading it?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither. He's sleeping right now. 😜

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    #229

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    GreytFelts Report

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minime JJ looks so fake its not even funny.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JJ Doesn't look too thrilled with mini JJ. Does he see the little stuffed one as competition for your time, affection, and his food?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JJ: That little guy is so rude. He won't even talk to me.

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do NOT resemble that little twerp in any way!....do I?

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    #230

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    missuxia Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, never sharing my chocolate with a doggo. Bad for doggos.

    Bill Hadley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little chocolate is okay says my vet.

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope! Don't want you sick/dead!

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if.... it's chocolate..

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    #231

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    Kerriging Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might be surprised at the answers you get if you do. You might not know who's going to show up at your door.

    #232

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    uddelhexe Report

    #233

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    miliondollameat Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some dogs better and other things. Did you see the Hound in the soccer uniform? He looked terrific, but would look really silly in a pink and white romper.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially this one. It would never fit.

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