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The anticipation is in the air. The most wonderful time is upon us when families and friends gather to celebrate and exchange hugs, kisses, and gifts. If the task of finding a gift is one you struggle with, well, maybe it is time to go the funny route. Choosing a gift that's a bit less serious will lighten the mood for you and the person it is meant for. But just make sure that that person can take a joke, otherwise, it might become a bit awkward.

Gift-giving is all about relationships. It shows the other person that you think and care about them, and even a little gesture is enough. But due to the pressure of finding a perfect gift, we tend to overthink, and in the end, shopping can become an unpleasant experience. You would be amazed how many times people got an undeniably weird gift and felt like it was the best one of them all. That only proves that gifts are not only about the object but the emotional value it brings.

Luckily, this time of year, we at Bored Panda have prepared a list of the most hilarious gifts that have left a mark in hopes that it will make you feel less pressured, and maybe you will find an idea worth borrowing. For more hilarious gift content, feel free to visit our previous post here and here.

#1

My Uncle Pissed Me Off So I Made His 3 Young Sons Rubber Band Shooters For Christmas

My Uncle Pissed Me Off So I Made His 3 Young Sons Rubber Band Shooters For Christmas

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Norman Beattie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you, loved these when I was a youngster !

Mary Kelly
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i hope you also gave them a big old bag of rubber bands too!

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    #2

    A Friend Got Our Cat A Tiny Poncho And Sombrero For Christmas And I Can't Handle It

    A Friend Got Our Cat A Tiny Poncho And Sombrero For Christmas And I Can't Handle It

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily Shyla isn't suicidal. If she tried to dress me up in that get up, she'd bleed to death.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche, Preacher and Kohl have a message for you: "You get tons of extra attention and treats from the hoomins if you allow them to put you in the silly clothings!!" ;) ;)

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    2WheelTravlr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may be murdered in your sleep, but at least you'll die laughing.

    Gabby Ghoul
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a serape, not a poncho.

    Francine Govan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *googles the difference ... thanks kind internet stranger because I learned something! Merry Ho-Ho Gabby Ghoul

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    Mia D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the cat's face-he/she can't handle it too!

    Laura Jackson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta get my Maverick this outfit! I will definitely die a horrendous death, probably smothered in my sleep by fuzzy, furry cat a*s. Beats getting sliced and diced, so here's hoping for a face full of cat a*s!🤞🤞🤞 However he chooses to take me out will be worth it if I get to see him fiesta'd up first!😁

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    #3

    Simpsons Shoes I Painted For A Christmas Gift

    Simpsons Shoes I Painted For A Christmas Gift

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to receive something like this.

    Kensi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cool! Well done!

    Zachary Gillette
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adidas makes something like this: https://sneakernews.com/2022/10/27/adidas-stan-smith-homer-simpson/

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We moved to Springfield, OR last year and Simpson's murals are everywhere! (Matt Groening grew up here).

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    Even though we are sure you have your Christmas gifts ready and wrapped, we still would like to share some tips and tricks for becoming a better gift giver. Maybe it will make you feel more prepared for the next year or even on occasions such as birthdays, anniversaries, or spontaneous gifts. Yes, exactly, spontaneous gifts. They are fun both to look for and receive. If that is not something you do, we highly advise trying it at least once.

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    The fun thing about spontaneous gifts is that you never know what you will find and when you will find them, which can conclude in fun stories. Besides that, being open and on the lookout makes you think about the people around you more frequently.

    Some people even choose spontaneous gifts for Christmas, birthdays, and other celebrations. They buy gifts over the course of the year and then gift them during important occasions. In that case, you will not be spending a big amount of money once, but small amounts over the year, and the struggle of coming up with gift ideas will automatically go away.

    #4

    Just Finished Making My BF's Christmas Gift

    Just Finished Making My BF's Christmas Gift

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    scag$y
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hath passed my gaze across thine wares and opine that it is finery. I seek to procure it for mine own, pray tell, is it on Etsy?

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snarky art company on etsy has one of these for cross stitch. Excellent patterns. I don't know how to stitch, but I favorite all their stuff.

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    Mister Dave
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried that, but the soil gets into the crevices.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, guess this is my motivation to learn embroidery....

    Saggi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone, please make this into a meme.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. There are hundreds of them. Just search "behold the field in which I grow my fvcks" and there you are.

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    xLiteratureLoverx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most beautiful pillow I have ever seen.

    Evelyn Haskins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHy dom you put forks in your field?:?:

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    #5

    My Partner Knit Me A Giant Sock For Christmas

    My Partner Knit Me A Giant Sock For Christmas

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOCK! *bats the banana for scale out of the way to POUNCE!*

    tara
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could use it like a sleeping bag while laying on the couch

    Karen Startz Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! That is a 'snuggle sack'--- I crochet ..these are a popular project for knitters and crocheters.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang up by the fireplace next year. You'll get loads of presents. :D

    Gina Babe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am both impressed and confused

    NasiGorengPete Telor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be a ghost sock for Halloween, the wandering spirit of the missing sock

    Mari Mar Pinta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wrap myself in it every single night too, just cuz I KNOW all the love that when into this!

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    #6

    Hope My Family Likes My Christmas Gift To Them

    Hope My Family Likes My Christmas Gift To Them

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    Cathy Comfort
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If one of my sons gave me this (with their face) I would keep it forever and blow kisses when I walked by!

    Jody Livingston
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love it if you were my son wonderful

    Sarah Stalder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know they will keep it up

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    Another great tip that is easy to incorporate into your gifts even today is adding a personal message. It could be anything, from saying ‘I love you’ to a poem or a mutual joke. It will add sentimental value to any gift, whether it is a big expensive or a smaller one.

    Something to also keep in mind when stressing over your chosen gifts is that no receiver compares which gift was better or worse or whether it matters that much. The thought is what really counts, and your present is basically you saying that you cared to remember this person enough to add to your gift-giving list.

    #7

    Every Year I Get My Family Gag Gifts For Christmas That Involve My Dog. This Year, It's LEGO Penny

    Every Year I Get My Family Gag Gifts For Christmas That Involve My Dog. This Year, It's LEGO Penny

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    seasidecav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love rhis. I have bought my Dad, stepDad and my dog the same shirt this year. After my Dad and stepdad open theirs, I will show them a photo of my dog wearing his.😂

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penny does not look impressed by your shenanigans.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that.... is that a CHIHUAHUA HUSKY cross??

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Penny is disgustingly dorzy (adorable).

    Green One
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you shouldn't get too close to a pet - unless it can outlive you.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly envy your creativity... and can't wait to see where it evolves from here.

    Bored Retsuko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cushion is awesome!!! (The pics are from a short video in which they swipe the sequins to reveal the pic, it's in the reddit link)

    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow the slippers are so real looking

    Jody Livingston
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ask questions when Penny bites you or runs away, poor baby

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    #8

    Homer's Spice Rack. Made For A Gift Exchange

    Homer's Spice Rack. Made For A Gift Exchange

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    2WheelTravlr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect right down the the knot in the board!

    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The accuracy is what really sells it; I'm impressed, yet somehow terrified, how closely you were able to match the original

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic attention to detail! :D

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the attention to detail! Even found a peice with a knot in the right spot!

    Imjust jim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm planning to do some quality home improvements so I'll need a bolt cutter to get the lock off my toolbox.

    Alexandria Z
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good. Especially like the cracks here and there and bent screws.

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    #9

    Just Opened My Lovely Gift Off Our Ethan's Lass And Laughed That Much Was Crying. Thanks Again Chloe... It's Those Little Things

    Just Opened My Lovely Gift Off Our Ethan's Lass And Laughed That Much Was Crying. Thanks Again Chloe... It's Those Little Things

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ethan = son; lass = his girlfriend/wife; cup = awesome!

    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom got this but it was like other 30 year olds/ me. Sadly she has out-aged the cup. Her birthday is next week!

    EJBWritesBooks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of when reading "Our Ethan's lass" is Gytha Ogg.

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pole dancing unicorn is fabulous!

    Iva Kazalova
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This relationship is wholesome goals!

    C C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    read this twice and still dont know what they meant

    Sandy Parker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave this to my BFF, with the correct words. I clearly thought it was funnier than she did but she still appreciated it.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This mug is all over the Internet~~with all conceivable relatives' titles. It's rather sexist as unicorn is climbing a stripper's pole, YIKES!...would rather see her climb a mountain.

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    But what you should add extra attention to is the presentation. I know it sounds weird to spend time and money on wrapping paper and extra ribbon, but the presentation is a part of a gift. So make some time and wrap your present thoughtfully. That will definitely add to the emotional part of the gift-receiving experience.

    #10

    Gave My Pirate-Loving Landlord His Christmas Gift Last Night: January's Rent. In Coins. His Response: "You're Both Awesome And Huge Jerks"

    Gave My Pirate-Loving Landlord His Christmas Gift Last Night: January's Rent. In Coins. His Response: "You're Both Awesome And Huge Jerks"

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    the Return of Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like if Keanu Reaves were cast as Capt Sparrow instead of Johnny Depp.

    GingerPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some casting they should look into.

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    Orbital
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your landlord seems really cool

    Val
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the jar of dirt

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he not have a parrot on his shoulder? No pets allowed? Grrrrrrr

    Mo Poppins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good-looking leather satchel there!

    DramaDoc
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this! I collect gold dollar coins so I can pretend I'm a pirate! this is pretty epic...

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    #11

    Of Course, My 85-Year-Old Grandma Would Get My White Elephant

    Of Course, My 85-Year-Old Grandma Would Get My White Elephant

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma could probley add another 10 ways to that list

    Jessica Bertram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my thoughts exactly. Some people forget where they literally came from.

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    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, your grandma knows what that is!

    The Other Guest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I have that cookbook! My sister bought me a copy for Christmas several years ago. And yes, it's a real cookbook with actual recipes inside.

    Karmageddon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably eaten more in her life than you have...

    Loonie Toonie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are two types of old people. The fun ones and the snotty ones. This is definitely one of the fun ones

    Isabela Cincu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She aged so well , she must be really young at heart.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she's had Coq au Vin. ;-)

    Gina Babe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure granny has a history like the rest of us

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    #12

    I'm 24 And Still Living With My Parents. This Is What I Got For Christmas

    I'm 24 And Still Living With My Parents. This Is What I Got For Christmas

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    2WheelTravlr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a nicer hint than coming home to all your stuff on the front lawn.

    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was 23. Mom asked, “What would you need to have your own apartment?” “I don’t have a microwave.” Next day, I receive a microwave with a giant bow on it. Message received.

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    Shaba Ding Dong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a clear sign to... Go to their vacation with them

    Day
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re taking you on a vacation!

    Paola Martz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 29 and still live with my parents. I pay my own groceries and the ones we share in common. Also I do my share of house chores and pay my share of utilities. We respect our mutual privacy but still like to hang out together sometimes. I ask them often if they are okay with me there or if they want me to move (no hurt feelings) and they say they like having me there, and as long as I like it too I can keep living there. I'm not ashamed at all tho, I'm not a freeloader and I love my parents

    Mo Poppins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I don’t see the difference between living with parents or with strangers, or with a partner (& children/pets) , friends, intentional communities, etc. As long as each person is contributing what they should, and have life skills commensurate with their stage in life, then why does it matter that your housemates just HAPPEN to be your own parents? It certainly beats paying for an apartment that sits empty all-day, while you’re at work all-day to make money to pay for the empty apartment (+ utilities, Internet, etc. that would be SO much cheaper, if shared).

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have said, "Are we going on a trip?!"

    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they pre-packed?

    Rachel Ainsworth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they really wanted you to move they'd vote for the party that builds affordable housing.

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t feel bad about living with your parents! I just read that in my country, about half of the population of 19-27 yo’s, live with their parents due to spiking rents and college loans. You guessed: the good ole US of A, where we have the “freedom” to go bankrupt 6 ways to Sunday.

    Green One
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe this is not #1

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    And last but not least, trust your gut. In case you see something that catches your attention while looking for gifts, it is your brain saying that that object reminded you of someone. That also works great for shopping off-season when you have a little bit more time. Just buy it and set it aside. Or at least write it down and make a list for later purchases, so you don’t forget it on your next last-minute gift shopping.

    #13

    My Dad Thought He’d Given Me The Perfect Gift At An Early Christmas Gathering (He Did)

    My Dad Thought He’d Given Me The Perfect Gift At An Early Christmas Gathering (He Did)

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    ScarletRos
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago my mother in law gave my husband this huge box for Christmas and he was so excited to open it but it was just a box stuffed with paper and a Hot Firefighters calendar at the bottom.

    Jaaawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We absolutely all look like that here in Scotland, I promise I'm not lying!

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, what you're saying is that you all wear glasses and adorable grins?

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    Bob La Capra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If my kilt offends you I can take it off" 😂 😂

    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex always thought his mother treated his little brother better than him and that he got better presents at Christmas -- so one year she got them both a big case of Costco toilet paper.

    Tara Moov
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His shining face! I love this.

    Anna Mah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I am offended. Please take off the kilt.

    glowworm2
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP kind of looks like my boyfriend.

    Moezzzz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey!! I heard about these guys from Modern Family!!

    Kay Christensen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MEN IN KILTS is kinda my thing! 🍀

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    #14

    My Dog And I Got Matching Socks For Christmas

    My Dog And I Got Matching Socks For Christmas

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    Grace and Lucy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog is very cooperative because the socks stayed on long enough for this picture.

    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if that was a cat, the socks would be dispensed with already.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Behold Wintressia, the cat who loved wearing socks/clothing! XD IMG-6135-6...f8617b.jpg IMG-6135-63a57d8f8617b.jpg

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    Green One
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but they don't match. boo (and a kinda blep)

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can read and you can’t?

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squeal! Look at his little feetsies.

    Mike Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife got the exact same set. You can't get all four on before the first comes back off. He does however think they are a fine prize and will trot off with each one to his hideyhole.

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    #15

    My Girlfriend And I Fought And Didn't Talk For 3 Days So I Sent Her An Amazon Gift With This As The Message

    My Girlfriend And I Fought And Didn't Talk For 3 Days So I Sent Her An Amazon Gift With This As The Message

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    2WheelTravlr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butttttt.... did it work??

    Meep-Meep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the Reddit post it says she and her family thought it was funny

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    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the guys in my art class had to fly to china for a family emergency causing him to miss prom so he made his date a really cute apology card...he put made in china on the back. I thought it was a really cute touch

    Purplescales
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make me giggle and eager to reconnect

    Mari Mar Pinta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww.... I hope it worked. Great sense of humor!

    KittyGotClaws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is it one of those junk mail thingies you keep ignoring until it breaks down?

    #16

    My Friend Is A Paraplegic And Wore His Christmas Gift For The First Time. Everyone Seems To Approve Of It

    My Friend Is A Paraplegic And Wore His Christmas Gift For The First Time. Everyone Seems To Approve Of It

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    Don't you wish you knew
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better if you click on the link and get to see the whole thing without BP blocking the word craps. Craps is the word you say in place of a curse word. Smh. Edit: had to add an "s" so I didn't get sensored.

    Jessyka Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably says crip as in cripple , is a dark humour joke

    guyx23
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cràp

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming he craps in the same position as the rest of us, tho.. Oh wait, I get it!

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    #17

    Maybe Not The Smartest Secret Santa Gift For The Boss In A Recession Year

    Maybe Not The Smartest Secret Santa Gift For The Boss In A Recession Year

    bsnr1 Report

    CAMAW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see his reaction

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's 9 inches. Fortunately my wife doesn't know which way round to read a ruler.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always ask, guy inches or girl inches

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make a mountain out of a mole hill

    Leviakhan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it is for measuring wood from a tree

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    #18

    My Son Just Wanted Gift Cards For Christmas. This Is How We Wrapped Them. Santa’s Reindeer

    My Son Just Wanted Gift Cards For Christmas. This Is How We Wrapped Them. Santa’s Reindeer

    jokingly_Josie Report

    Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the small orange reindeer hidden between two of the bigger ones. 🐈

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cast is thinking, "Hurry up and open these boxes so I can try them out!"

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the little kitty Santa in his comfortable non delivery clothes or just there for scale ?

    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m honestly ashamed of how long I looked for that cat. But I found it!

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    Beck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that tree painting!

    Draco's Dragonfly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many awesome things to see in this picture!

    Stella Goldfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reindeer are cool. This room is fantastic- the tree painting ❤️❤️

    Mrs. Sherri C (Sherbear)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is thinking, "what is happening, maybe I'll blend in & they won't notice?"

    ThatBiBookLover
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just talk about that AWESOME room??? I WANNA ROOM LIKE THAT

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    #19

    This Chinese Wrapping Paper

    This Chinese Wrapping Paper

    ClinicalIllusionist Report

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Zazzle, where this wrap is sold, it is printed in the USA, by a Midwestern white guy and has absolutely nothing to do with China. Not a translation mistake. This is very intentional and I love the trend.

    Lacy the Partypooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better not pout, you better not cry... Satan claws is coming to town... He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake (etc)

    Oink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexic people be like I write to him every year

    Ivana Bašić
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he stalks children and enters their homes at night, uses toys made by unpaid workers to groom the kids into worshipping him, then disappears to stalk them some more. I'd love this paper.

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget how much he hates children in poverty. Those damn poor kids don't deserve good gifts because they aren't as virtuous as children who won the birth lottery.

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    Loonie Toonie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect... That perfectly describes the pervert. "He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake." He's seen everything...

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it, Absiolutely love it, I'll do christmas proplerly next year if i can find some of this :-)

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    #20

    My Buddy Has Been An EMT For A Few Years. We Left Him A Gift Since He Hasn't Had A Lunch Box After An Accident And Was Happy To Have A New One

    My Buddy Has Been An EMT For A Few Years. We Left Him A Gift Since He Hasn't Had A Lunch Box After An Accident And Was Happy To Have A New One

    Pyrojodge Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I glad they clarified that it's for transplant in case he thought it was for something else.

    Jessyka Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all fun and games until his lunch bag gets rushed into a transplant room and he only gets an organ lol

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little sister is head of the transplant department at our local hospital, she totally needs this!

    Mari Mar Pinta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatta Handsome smile he has! 👏 👏 👏 Merry Xmas!!!

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to see the look on his coworkers faces before they know its really a lunch box.

    corgiobsessed00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i got my sister a plush pancreas and then was kicking myself that i didnt get this bag for her

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same one! My mother spotted mine sitting on the kitchen counter, turned to me in wide-eyed horror and whispered, "Mija, are you stealing?"

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's is Hello Kitty (w/matching thermos).

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    #21

    My Wife's Christmas Present To Me

    My Wife's Christmas Present To Me

    tb12-GOAT-4-pres Report

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're totally worth the price. We got one of our younger cat Preacher in a football uniform after he was deemed cured of FIP (usually a fatal disease). The athlete uniform seemed the most appropriate for him because he was super fit and healthy finally! We got it from Crown&Paw and it was pricey, but REALLY well done and it looks great!

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    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love these types of portraits, but mostly I love that people love their pets this much.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see the cat model~~your cat?

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about the gift, is he a very tall little person or is that Christmas 🎄 GIGANTIC??

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my mom one of my pup a few years ago. She loves it and it hangs in my parents ' house.

    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents will get one with my cars face today 😊

    Gina Babe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have got you a bigger tv

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    #22

    The White Elephant Gift I Made For Work

    The White Elephant Gift I Made For Work

    doriancross Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get a raise because this is very clever, right down to the Reese's peanut butter cups!

    Blabadabadoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm sorry but what is a white elephant gift?

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    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than the $9.99 first aid kit in the break room.

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made an "In Case of Emergency" gift. I framed a Calvin Klein bathrobe, and the belt separately. To be used in case of an earthquake and you are in the shower. The 1st week he was in California, there was an earthquake, and ran outside naked. It hung in his bathroom where his friends questioned if it was funny or warped!

    Claire Elise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last Ex-mas together I did stockings for him and his squatter BFF. Ex-hubby loves Bailey's and friend drinks whatever makes him drunk. So I got xh a pair of the really thick, nice organic cotton winter socks my work sold and stuffed them with candy and Satsumas and at the top xh got a mini Bailey's and BFF got a mini Hennessey. BFF did not thank me for his "stocking"; he said "I don't drink Hennessey. I've never drunk it, I don't know why you chose that for me." And then, when they got finished emptying their "stockings" he asked "so who gets the socks?"

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Jameson Black is smooth! I've had this Jameson with some Cream Soda, oh my. You can keep the Jack. I'll gladly have Kentucky Bourbon, especially Buffalo Trace. No, I don't have a drinking problem! Just starting to "sip" and enjoy. So much better now than being younger. Drinking just to get drunk...

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How original & magnanimous. Jack Daniels is $33 to $50+ & Jameson is $28 to $333. Not all like peanit biutter [some are allergic so switch w/Dove’s dark chocolate with almonds]. The book is $12 at Target which I’ll get this week…thanx for the idea. Betcha every reader would kill to get on your Xmas list. Booyah!

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    #23

    This Office Themed Guess Who Game My Wife Made Me For Christmas

    This Office Themed Guess Who Game My Wife Made Me For Christmas

    Atticus462 Report

    AniaSD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could I have one, please? :)

    Green One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister drew new pictures for all the 'guess who' characters - all were family, friends and neighbourhood oddbods

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how it doesn't have their names on it because any Office fan knows them like family!

    NetworkNate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this in stores. they had it at my nearest Target

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who is the guy next to Oscar? lighting isn't clear

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you Creed? Creed is always the answer .

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
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    2 years ago

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    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest kid got a guess who-game this Christmas. I plan to make one for her with family and friends and one with her fav characters from TV. But for now she is justlearning to play the game. We can mix it up later. :)

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend made me an Avatar the Last Airbender themed Guess Who? one year!

    John Hannah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love this! I'm inspired

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    #24

    I Ran Out Of Wrapping Paper For One Last Little Gift, But I Have A Printer And Paper So

    I Ran Out Of Wrapping Paper For One Last Little Gift, But I Have A Printer And Paper So

    unbaileyvable Report

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that! I use old newspapers to wrap all my Christmas gifts. And use balls decorations on the Christmas 🎄 to write who the gift is to and from. With year on the back on the ball. So the receiver can put them in the 🌲 after❤️

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.. but? Isn’t it Christmas paper under the gift ? I love the homemade better I was just wondering.

    PandaPops
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prob on top of a bigger box that was already wrapped

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    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price of ink, woulda been cheaper to have wrapping paper Ubered.

    Mo Poppins
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have markers and plain paper, you could always draw simple patterns on it—something w/ Xmas colors & motifs. Even if you don’t draw well, pretty much anyone can draw shapes, candy canes, leaves, etc. Cuter, too…doncha think? 🤔

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have an industrial-sized printer? Mine prints 8½" x 11" only. I would've changed "Pattern" to "Paper"~~which is funnier. [Or "Xmas Gift."] You can also recycle a Jiffy bag or rubberized envelope that books or other items you ordered arrived in...Some have attractive designs & you can cover mailing label w/your "To" & "From" labels.

    M.J.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's literally on top of christmas paper..

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    #25

    This "Bottle Of Scotch" At My Office's White Elephant Gift Exchange Was Stolen Twice Before Anyone Opened It

    This "Bottle Of Scotch" At My Office's White Elephant Gift Exchange Was Stolen Twice Before Anyone Opened It

    strooticus Report

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma told the story of when she was teaching school in the 1950s. They had a gift exchange with limitless stealing and everyone wanted a small gold and silver foil box with a beautiful gold metallic ribbon. When it was finally opened it turned out to be a family size container of Preparation H.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily Carl won it loved his potted meats

    Mark Fergel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives me an idea for next year.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan: I'm a big fan of your work

    arienne libbrecht
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always the liqueur that gets stolen to it's limit.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneaky, sneaky! Hope whoever stole it isn't a vegetarian :D

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's just cruel. 😂

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pray you went prepared to defend yourself 😂

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    #26

    How One Of My Coworkers Wrapped His Secret Santa Gift

    How One Of My Coworkers Wrapped His Secret Santa Gift

    trevorda92 Report

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been interesting pulling that out of his trunk and carrying it in to work.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just Imagine if someone was out of work that day and everyone else saw that package

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, I like the way his mind works... I wonder what's inside???

    Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he was lucky he didn’t get pulled over on the way there.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want there to be a meeting of people who do this. My kind is out there

    Vicki Stroman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious as to what this "body" has under the plastic.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the EMT in me loves this

    PattyK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve seen this one before.

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    #27

    I Won The White Elephant Gift Exchange

    I Won The White Elephant Gift Exchange

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used this as my white elephant gift a few years back. People were fighting for it.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they were! This really shouldn’t even be classified as white elephant. It’s far to sophisticated for that. /s

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    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picture it, a White elephant christmas party, new york, 2022........but I digress.

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a white elephant gift exchange? Never heard of it. Must be a new thing?

    Historyharlot93
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husbands office white elephant had a Chia Pet that was passed around every year. It was the sacred duty of the person who got it to wrap it up in a disguise and bring it to the next Christmas party. It had been going on for 10 years when he started working there.

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found one of these in a thrift store last year and gave it to my brother for Christmas.

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    #28

    Every Christmas I Give My Kids A Personalized Card. This Year I Decided To Mess With Them

    Every Christmas I Give My Kids A Personalized Card. This Year I Decided To Mess With Them

    TheRealBallchynz Report

    Paweł Duda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's evil and most loving thing you can do to a child at the same time. I loving it.

    Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they only have girls

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, imagine they don‘t show their cards to each other but instead hide them so as to not injure each others feelings and you get 5 boys secretly thinking they are the favorite .

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad told each of his grandchildren that they were secretly his favorite.

    Soul_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must feel so loved and cherished!❤ Great parent award over here for making them each feel loved in their own and totally not similar way!

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why parents say they love all of their kids equally.

    Green One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should have done one without 'favourite' and not looked which envelope it went in. see if any of them mention it.

    urbibestie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist: one of them is a daughter

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    #29

    For Tonight's Christmas Gift Exchange, I Made My Own Cover Label On A Box Of Wine

    For Tonight's Christmas Gift Exchange, I Made My Own Cover Label On A Box Of Wine

    reddit.com Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure i could enjoy it looking at that face...

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn the box around and think of everything he did. I am sure that whole box will be empty before nightfall. Upvoted both you and parmadillo; At least two trumpys were offended like snowflakes they are.

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    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it's Italian. Fra-GEEEE-lay.

    Luna Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect, right down to the attachment with "fragile" stickers

    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent! Could also work as a "fragile" label for wine glasses 😂

    j miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad. Just be happy with the career, felonious family you "elected" to the oval office

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    #30

    My Families Annual White Elephant Gift Exchange. Everything You See In This Picture Must Be Displayed In Our Homes For The Entire Year

    My Families Annual White Elephant Gift Exchange. Everything You See In This Picture Must Be Displayed In Our Homes For The Entire Year

    And yes - someone got a Christmas tree.

    beauttifulllife Report

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your family sounds like fun. Happy Christmas to you all.

    Jason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh I might just display the Jeff goldbloom one myself!

    Soul_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm....Someone has to display a creepy doll for a year... Just run buddy.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who pays the guy who does the checking?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll gladly display anything I see in this picture except those dolls.

    Robert B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d keep the goldblum up forever.

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    #31

    My Dad Always Guesses His Christmas Gift Before He Opens It. Think He'll Know He's Getting Wrenches?

    My Dad Always Guesses His Christmas Gift Before He Opens It. Think He'll Know He's Getting Wrenches?

    ourhero1 Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, it'll be a wrenching experience.

    Willa L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The effort you went through to do this 😭

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a gut wrenching trick to play

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nuts! I hope he doesn't tighten up and bolt.

    Green One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless he is a bit 'simple' he is not gonna think its a guitar

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone has a lot of patience

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    #32

    I Made My Own Gift For My Workplace Christmas Gift Swap. I'm Proud To Say It Was Stolen Repeatedly

    I Made My Own Gift For My Workplace Christmas Gift Swap. I'm Proud To Say It Was Stolen Repeatedly

    Arastmaus Report

    Ell Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is too funny! I'd hang it on the wall.

    Soul_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The " proud to say it was stolen repeatedly" really got me lol 😆 😂

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 pics of employee~~as if one weren't enough? Huh?

    #33

    My Sister-In-Law Got Steve Buscemi Leggings For Christmas

    My Sister-In-Law Got Steve Buscemi Leggings For Christmas

    deepsouthsloth Report

    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something I need to acquire for myself!

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! Because who doesn't want Steve Buscemi's face on their a$$?

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    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are to be worn with the utmost pride and dignity!🧐

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That right there is a collector's item.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like i’d want that next to my crotch…

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool gift for sure but she looks tiny and tights to big for her? She can fix it smaller though😊

    Robert B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly keep anyone from staring at her rear.

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    #34

    My Boyfriend Wanted To See An Insult Version Of Those "Why I Love You" Bottles. Here’s What I Made Him For Christmas

    My Boyfriend Wanted To See An Insult Version Of Those "Why I Love You" Bottles. Here’s What I Made Him For Christmas

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    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww you shouldn’t have… no really you shouldn’t have I already do that for myself

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can give you some easy-to-swallow pills, to counteract the hard-to-swallow ones?

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're hard to swallow because they're actually suppositories!

    nerdy_british_girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, you shouldn’t have! Literally. You SHOULD NOT HAVE. WHY DID YOU.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shows a lot of love and dedication, which is quite impressive and ironic at the same time, yet wholesome and hilarious.

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    #35

    My Dad's Sisters Went On A Trip And Didn’t Invite Him. For Christmas My Dad Gave Them Both A Picture Of Himself Photoshopped Into A Picture Of Them Together From Their Trip

    My Dad's Sisters Went On A Trip And Didn’t Invite Him. For Christmas My Dad Gave Them Both A Picture Of Himself Photoshopped Into A Picture Of Them Together From Their Trip

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great passive-aggressive gift. Every family should give them!

    #36

    Yes, It Is Embroidered Toilet Paper. Great White Elephant Gift

    Yes, It Is Embroidered Toilet Paper. Great White Elephant Gift

    simplystitchin Report

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see how this was done, and how many toilet rolls were sacrificed in the process.

    Tiramisu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it go, let it go! Can’t hold it back anymore!… Let the storm rage on!

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    Travelling Stranger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adorable, would make a great display in the pooproom, in a special "in case of emergency" cabinet..

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done by an embrodiery machine...imagine the time hand-embroadiering would take. Smart not to have every roll be red & green.

    Cheryl Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an embroidery machine and this would be impossible! How???

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    #37

    White Elephant Did Me Right

    White Elephant Did Me Right

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    Splašená sardel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this even without the f***y pack

    Splašená sardel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously? censoring f***y? Go f**k yourself with a cactus

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    Jennifer Martens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought... my gosh her stomach looks just like mine.. twinsies !!

    Jackson Sharpe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got the same thing yesterday at work but I actually asked for it!

    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the cat wants out.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hideous f***y pack...where would you wear this [My boss would fire the culprit]?

    SP
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this on taskmaster series 9 just today!

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    #38

    I Asked My Nephew What He Wanted For Christmas. His Only Answer Was Money. I Unwrapped 60 Rolls Of Pennies Into The Box

    I Asked My Nephew What He Wanted For Christmas. His Only Answer Was Money. I Unwrapped 60 Rolls Of Pennies Into The Box

     He asked me how much was in there, I told him I didn't know.

    frankenbacon1 Report

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s 6000 pennies or $60 USD. Each roll has 100 pennies and is worth $1.

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a roll of pennies has only 50 in it.

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    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 cents in a roll of pennies, 50*60=3000 cents, or $30

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing....now...correct me if I am wrong, that the op knows, since they stated how much was put in....but that they are giving their nephew something to do!! (Count the pennies!!)

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want to have to lift the box

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be much more fun to make him count it all up into piles. I like it!

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The copper might be worth more than the face value of the coin. Too bad it's against the law to melt them down.

    Cheryl Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each roll has 50 pennies. It is only $30 bucks.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most stores frown on pennies in Manhattan NYC...It costs more to mfg them than 1¢. If your nephew is of the philosophy that $ is the most important thing in life, it's up to auntie to show him people, culture, places, features, objects, artifacts, architecture, items, &c he can value. Stress handmade stuff which exhibits effort, time, creativity & caring.

    Abbie Tan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each roll of pennies is .50 cents.

    Andy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A close relative sent me a card with a cheque enclosed. It bounced! I haven't a clue what to say so I've thanked her for it and kept my mouth shut! I'm not bothered about the money, I am worried how they will feel so I've kept my mouth shut!

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    #39

    Somehow I Get The Impression That My Dad's Girlfriend Doesn't Like Me. Evidence Of A Christmas Gift

    Somehow I Get The Impression That My Dad's Girlfriend Doesn't Like Me. Evidence Of A Christmas Gift

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    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love that the whole thing is cool as hell

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    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrap it and give it to her next year, if shes still around

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope my cats don’t see me in this way all the time. They seem to love me…

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily her opinion of you, that just illustrates how cats see us humans.

    clbruss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband gifted our son's fiance with a book: 'How to Break up with a Guy"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a Lucia Hefferman painting. I love her work. My boyfriend got me one for my birthday last year of a bunny on a bed wearing an sleep mask.

    Zuabr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes! Bp didn't censor properly!

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's given you the gift you need to deal with her

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    #40

    My Sister’s BF Got Me 4 Gallons Of Ice Cream For Christmas (Pint For Comparison)

    My Sister’s BF Got Me 4 Gallons Of Ice Cream For Christmas (Pint For Comparison)

    chocopear Report

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope the recipient has freezer space for that!

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be a pint of banana cream ice cream for comparison.

    Teresa Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to get freezer burned before it gets eaten

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    #41

    Finished My Christmas Present For My Little Sister

    Finished My Christmas Present For My Little Sister

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    #42

    My Dad Wrapped The Yard Tools He Got Me For Christmas

    My Dad Wrapped The Yard Tools He Got Me For Christmas

    Actionacton Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he wrapped them. Otherwise you would have known what your presents were.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's some mad wrapping skills he has - the patience it took!

    Stefan Öberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, kind of impressed with the wrapping skills.

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to wrap roller skates that didnt come with a box in the shop, hope i can do half as good a job as this

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One in red is not a yard tool.

    Sylvia_SilverVampire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma got my dad Toblerone for christmas, and wrapped it. When we were handing out the presents, my brother shouted out 'who is the Toblerone for?'

    Becca Kuehn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something my husband and I would do. 😂

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    #43

    Replaced My Brother’s License Plate Frame As A Surprise Late Christmas Gift

    Replaced My Brother’s License Plate Frame As A Surprise Late Christmas Gift

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    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you can find this out in the world

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do yall see the snow underneath???

    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what I'm giving my brother next year for Christmas 😂😂😂

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That trailer hitch looks like a little d1ck.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m afraid to see what you’ll get him for April Fool’s Day.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad you couldn't have found something nice for the hitch...at least some truck nuts

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very elegant and tasteful.

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    #44

    Gag Christmas Gift For My Brother-In-Law's Chickens

    Gag Christmas Gift For My Brother-In-Law's Chickens

    TFeary1992 Report

    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fantastic! I SO wish we could see these hats in action! 😁🤩

    Griffin Gould
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just look up chickens wearing hats, you won't be disappointed

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    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the chickens get you?

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost nothing makes my day brighter than seeing a chicken in a hat.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the cluck am I looking at?

    Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want a chickennnn 😭

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfection ! now they can escape .

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those chickens may need a warm hat

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they're going to get so cocky in these hats

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    #45

    Welcome Back Chellsey. Look What Santa Got For You A Wii Extreme Chore Games

    Welcome Back Chellsey. Look What Santa Got For You A Wii Extreme Chore Games

    paintmeaparty.fun Report

    W0lfiest W0lfAlive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its one of those fake gifts/empty boxes. My brother got out nephew a "my first fire" toy kit. (Box shows logs, a gas can, and a lighter)

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digging? Is digging a common chore for someone who's not a murderer??

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's raking. Also that is a prank box... just saying

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    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asshat picked a gift for a slave. Dump him stat!

    kermit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like my 4th grade best friend. I miss her. Though her named wouldn’t be Chellsey, but Suri or Jane.

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    #46

    Daughters Got Us These For Christmas. Decided To Put Them On The Bed For Us Since We Kept "Forgetting"

    Daughters Got Us These For Christmas. Decided To Put Them On The Bed For Us Since We Kept "Forgetting"

    geezlouise911 Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg - you'll have to tell her that it fell apart in the washer when you next see her.

    j miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Ryan Reynold's 40 yrs from now?

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    #47

    What I Got For My Dad For Christmas

    What I Got For My Dad For Christmas

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    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrolled the comments to find the "King of the Hill" reference (or make one, but I figured I'd be too late for that!) Thank you!

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    Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I can’t open this one?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do a pen. Fantastic gift for the next year. ;-)

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nested WD-40s. I always wondered what the WD stood for.

    Andréane Laroche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If guys would carry handbag this is the kind of stuff you would find in them xD

    #48

    This Was My Christmas Gift To Everyone In My Family

    This Was My Christmas Gift To Everyone In My Family

    jammyyp Report

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He couldn't remove the redeye first?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, how sweet! A punching bag.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is a cushion they can sit on.

    Brightly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother put his face on a hulk plushie for me last year and it is my all-time favorite Christmas gift. I don't know if he'll ever top it 😁

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn. cant even donate that

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A giant potato with your face on it?

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pillow or a punching bag? Does your life revolve around only yourself? Get some glasses & look around~~other people exist. Grow up...no one wants even a red-free eyes pic of you that you're forcing others to look at DAILY, aaack! Not even mom.

    #49

    My Friend Gifted Me This In Case My Minor Knee Surgery On Wednesday Has Complications

    My Friend Gifted Me This In Case My Minor Knee Surgery On Wednesday Has Complications

    Blakechi Report

    Tyler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that supposed to be a prosthetic in case his leg is amputated??

    harpling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner made me something similar a few years ago. I slipped and hurt my knee, but there was a massive storm that shut down everything in the area. A broken broom handle, a wooden practice sword, a roll of duct tape, and boom! Improvised but serviceable leg immobilizer!

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wont give my dad a prosthetic leg, maybe your friend could whip one of these up for him!

    #50

    My Mom Bought Me This As A Gag Gift. She's The Best. I'll Give An Update Later On How It Tastes

    My Mom Bought Me This As A Gag Gift. She's The Best. I'll Give An Update Later On How It Tastes

    O-mega_ Report

    Robert B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker and I tried the whole set once. We did not need a second round. The cranberry sauce was good.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I brought the set to a family Christmas party and yes the cranberry is the only one that tasted good I still shudder at the thought of the Brussels flavored one

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    W0lfiest W0lfAlive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jones is actually pretty good soda. The regular flavors are at least

    Carole Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's okay. Just let us guess and forget.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another brand of soda, called Lester's Fixin's, which has similar, unusual flavors like corn, pumpkin pie and peanut butter and jelly.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was in San Diego while we still lived in Seattle, so I always sent him things that were specifically "Pacific Northwest". One year he got a can of slugs from Snoqualmie Falls gift shop and a PNW slug key chain. No, he never opened the can (I'd be afraid, too) but we did find it in his office after he died, so obviously he liked it.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gag gift to make you gag? C'mon, mom...there are funny gag gifts in any card or gift shop.

    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cool. dont know if i would have the nerve to try it tho

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    #51

    Ready To Wrap My Christmas Gifts

    Ready To Wrap My Christmas Gifts

    Celestial-Salamander Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May contain gifts, may contain body parts. Either way, you'll be surprised

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ok with generic but pretty sure could figure the bag and size situation

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something you'd find in a hardware store.

    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they’re found in a grocery store chain in Canada. To the right you can see part of a no name fudge brownie mix. Since this is in Canada, I think this is the grocery chain poking fun at themselves for Christmas. Sorry, but I think this is so funny. (🇨🇦)

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    #52

    Got A Bob Ross Rubik's Cube For Christmas, Thought I Had It Figured Out Until

     Got A Bob Ross Rubik's Cube For Christmas, Thought I Had It Figured Out Until

    rubot232 Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a happy little accident.

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought you got it right??! You couldn't have got it MORE wrong. You have 8 out of 9 in the wrong place!

    Ben
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe just restick the sticker the right way

    #53

    My Uncle Bought A Christmas Gift For Himself And Wrote This Tag Out Pretending It Was From My Grandparents, My Grandpa Read It Out Loud

    My Uncle Bought A Christmas Gift For Himself And Wrote This Tag Out Pretending It Was From My Grandparents, My Grandpa Read It Out Loud

    Everyone was confused then realized my uncle wrote it himself, it was funny.

    pexchybaby Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always buy myself a Christmas present, I rarely spend money on myself if it's not a necessity so I figured I deserve something at the end of the year!

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy misspelled 'intelligent'~~hah! Creative, tho.

    #54

    I’m 46 (M). For All My Adult Life My Dad Has Been The Most Random Gift Giver You Could Imagine. I Present This Year’s Christmas Gift

    I’m 46 (M). For All My Adult Life My Dad Has Been The Most Random Gift Giver You Could Imagine. I Present This Year’s Christmas Gift

    Spicy Corn Relish, Mexican Vanilla Flavoring, plastic mask inserts (5ea), and… My favorite this year, a werewolf clawback scratcher. I love you Dad, never change.

    EnergyFX Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd LOVE to receive that werewolf claw back scratcher. You may have guessed by now that I love wolves and I am overjoyed with ANYTHING wolf-themed as a gift XD

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called "s**t I bought this year and never used"

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those mask things really work I have them

    #55

    I Did Hoops For A Christmas Present

    I Did Hoops For A Christmas Present

    Affectionate-Dirt-24 Report

    #56

    Best Gift Swap Of The Night

    Best Gift Swap Of The Night

    westernguy339 Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's really not. But upvote for your optimism!

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    #58

    My Farmer Grandpa Loved His Christmas Gift

    My Farmer Grandpa Loved His Christmas Gift

    MrKimJongUnn Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get up at 5:30in the morning so I could can peaches before the little ones got up.

    #59

    Our Friend Just Gave Us A Housewarming Gift

    Our Friend Just Gave Us A Housewarming Gift

    Nashvital Report

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, now we're censoring weeds? Good grief BP, get a grip.

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, god forbid we lay our precious little eyes upon the word "weed"! Terrible things will happen, terrible terrible things...

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    #60

    I Made Some Joke Gifts For Friends

    I Made Some Joke Gifts For Friends

    Cultural-Equipment68 Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute! *helpfully kills the beginner weights*

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one looks like reusable Q-tips/ear buds.

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    #61

    I Got A Cardboard Cutout Of Nicolas Cage For Christmas

    I Got A Cardboard Cutout Of Nicolas Cage For Christmas

    MagnusFTW Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is nothing wrong with that

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is wrong w/Nick Cage cutout~~he's talent-free, hideous, stoopid [sic], insensitive, sexist & is stuffed w/unjustified arrogance for an ugly short zero. Ech.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same coffee machine, just black 🙃

    GingerPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were going to say you had the same cutout. For one glorious moment, I had a vision of a headless roach perched on Nick Cage's shoulder.

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, use it as a scarecrow or put it somewhere as a deterrent against burglars.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my honey got me this, it'd be grounds for divorce. I'd fly to Mexico or Caribbean for a quickie one after I toss his stuff onto lawn. I can be cruel just like him but it seems he lacks judgment too & isn't analytical either.

    #62

    This Christmas, My Parents Got A Roman Wine Bottle Holder As A Gift

    This Christmas, My Parents Got A Roman Wine Bottle Holder As A Gift

    delicatedead Report

    Fabrice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "knight" Wine Bottle Holder -> French Wine : Chevalier de Fauvert du Pays d'Oc

    #63

    My Son Gave Me The Best Christmas Present Ever

    My Son Gave Me The Best Christmas Present Ever

    AspLeaf Report

    Dandelion Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If any is swallowed, please consult a psychiatrist immediately"

    Amethyst Watt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if you breathe in nothing you die 😬

    Happy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a humbling one XD

    #64

    Having A White Elephant Exchange With My Friends Tomorrow, So I Made This Shirt As My Contribution

    Having A White Elephant Exchange With My Friends Tomorrow, So I Made This Shirt As My Contribution

    JustHereToSeePuppies Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satisfactory! It's a really fun game and can confirm Lizard Doggos are ADORABLE <3

    #65

    Pizza Embroidery Christmas Gift

    Pizza Embroidery Christmas Gift

    cigarettediet Report

    Dan Bexell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza on earth, good will towards men.

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cheesus Crust" is the name of a pizza place in the movie "My Best Friend's Girl" with Dane Cook and Kate Hudson, it's a great movie. He gets paid by guys to be an âsshole on a date with the girls they like, so they'll think that those guys are worth settling for.

    #66

    Grow A Boyfriend The Perfect Gag Gift Or Stocking Stuffer

    Grow A Boyfriend The Perfect Gag Gift Or Stocking Stuffer

    grantsgifts Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some clarification on "increases up to 4x his size".

    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non-toxic, he better fúcking be, I bought him for Christ’s sake!

    Nameless_User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's non-toxic so he's probably just boring...

    #67

    It's The Cutest Gift I've Got This Christmas. The Shark Socks

    It's The Cutest Gift I've Got This Christmas. The Shark Socks

    flaming-teeth Report

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of my dress socks have sharks on them. I need these to expand my collection

    #68

    Every Christmas My Family Does A Tacky Sweater Party With A White Elephant Gift Exchange

    Every Christmas My Family Does A Tacky Sweater Party With A White Elephant Gift Exchange

    It has become something of a competition for the weirdest, most intentionally awful gift. For $2 I may have just found this year's winner.

    lemony_peppermints Report

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A truly cr@ppy gift. Brilliant.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put water in it and let the cat drink out of it.

    Grace and Lucy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suitable for Christmas gravy on the holiday table.

    #70

    Got This For A White Elephant And Ended Taking It Home Cause My Friends Suck

    Got This For A White Elephant And Ended Taking It Home Cause My Friends Suck

    Soul_less_pohbear Report

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos are hideous...aaack! Hope they're Photoshopped.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at, and why does this attest to sucky friends?

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, I may not be 100% correct, but in the gay community, there are various subtypes of gay person, such as 'bears', 'cubs', 'leather daddies', etc; so I think the idea here is 'Chicken daddies' is kinda a play on the idea of gay subtypes, like people who really adore chickens. And I'm guessing none of the friends at the party found it funny, which is a shame, because I think it's quite witty.

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    #71

    Married People Will Appreciate The Socks I Received For Christmas

    Married People Will Appreciate The Socks I Received For Christmas

    imflukeskywalker Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A family member recently got hearing aids, and we realized that being hard of hearing is probably what kept their marriage together all these years.

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my Grandma was telling him off for something, my old Grandpa used to make this little defeated noise and subtly turn his hearing-aids off. My Gran would be sat there jabbing her knitting at him across the room and he'd be off somewhere silent and happy in his imagination. Glorious to see firsthand. I miss 'em both.

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    kermit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I though the socks were kissing

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just selectively choose not to hear my wife

    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same though honestly, sometimes wish I could just turn my ears off

    #72

    Made This For An Office White Elephant Last Month And It Was A Huge Hit. Sorta Wish I Had Kept It For Myself, Tho

    Made This For An Office White Elephant Last Month And It Was A Huge Hit. Sorta Wish I Had Kept It For Myself, Tho

    Pattern by AltionEmbroidery on Etsy, but I modified the colors.

    monicahack Report

    #73

    This Is My Christmas Present From My Boss. I'm A 41-Year-Old Man, And Neither My First Nor Last Names Start With A Letter T

    This Is My Christmas Present From My Boss. I'm A 41-Year-Old Man, And Neither My First Nor Last Names Start With A Letter T

    country_boy_at_heart Report

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a picture of an IUD on a mug.

    Amy Burke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that a coil?? A women's contraceptive device?

    Ivy Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely thought it was an iud

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also appears chipped. I think the best gift you got from your boss is the impetus to find a different job.

    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T for "Too good for this job" or T for "Time to go where they really value you"

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T(ea) is a suggestion of what to put in the mug.

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    #74

    Best Christmas Family Tradition Ever. 11 Years. And I Finally Gifted It Back To My Uncle

    Best Christmas Family Tradition Ever. 11 Years. And I Finally Gifted It Back To My Uncle

    selfromance Report

    Couldnt_find_a_decent_name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread is making me feel bad about not having any uncles lol

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, I'm sorry, that sucks :( I feel you, I'm not super close to mine unfortunately (due to my mother being a horrible person, long story) but so many memes and posts on the internet tell me that having uncles can be great if they're the fun kind!

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    Miss Frankfurter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Uncle John was the best! When I was a little kid He would tease me until i was so mad I would want to cry. His big thing was to call me Mary. I’d get so mad “MY NAME’S NOT MARY!!!” Mom let me in on the secret that he loved to bug people over the edge. That’s what he did to her when they were kids. So, one day he said “Hi Mary” and I shot back with “Hi Uncle Oscar” He knew it was over. The first year personalized license plates came out I got him plates that said “U OSCAR” Couldnt fit the whole thing on it. He put them on his car and through 6 more vehicles until the day he had to give up driving he never changed the plates to something else. I got him the best ever, and he just loved it. Miss you☹️

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A framed pic of a pedophile [Pricilla was 14 when she moved in with him]. Illegal but no prison time.

    #75

    My Buddy Welded This Up For Me To Give Away At A White Elephant Gift Exchange Along With The Homemade Saw

    My Buddy Welded This Up For Me To Give Away At A White Elephant Gift Exchange Along With The Homemade Saw

    AzarVC Report

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just evil. BRB, gonna fire up the wire feed and finish "wrapping" gifts.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like cleverly-thought-out gifts.

    #76

    So My Family Does "Gag Gifts" On Christmas Eve. And I Am Now The Owner Of A $70 Lifesize Cutout Of Jungkook

    So My Family Does "Gag Gifts" On Christmas Eve. And I Am Now The Owner Of A $70 Lifesize Cutout Of Jungkook

    taylepathyx Report

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought my daughter the Margaret Thatcher life size cardboard cutout and she wants me to send it back. Kids are so f*****g ungrateful.

    Just Another Human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't want Maggie in my house either, to be honest.

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    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing is worth money on Tik-Tok.

    Abi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take that thank you

    Soul_Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah!My mom bought a life size cut out of my dad;Cardboard Clark, and does tik toks with it

    Don Keideck
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    JungKook? Isn't that racist?

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's literally his first name, you uneducated potato. He's Korean.

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    #77

    My Girlfriend Made A Danny DeVito Collage As A Christmas Gift

    My Girlfriend Made A Danny DeVito Collage As A Christmas Gift

    TheAidan987 Report

    #78

    My Favorite Christmas Present I Made This Year

    My Favorite Christmas Present I Made This Year

    fffarseer Report

    keighterz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently every one missed the original of this picture so here https://images.app.goo.gl/qkNvKW7KMm7JEo297

    #79

    My Husband Will Never Guess What I Got Him For Christmas

    My Husband Will Never Guess What I Got Him For Christmas

    S_L33T Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt plugs just keep getting weirder and weirder! ;-)

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a car! It's a red car! It's a red car with a radio!!!

    #80

    An Older Member Of My Wife's Church Gave My Kids A 21-Year-Old Pack Of Gum As A Gift

    An Older Member Of My Wife's Church Gave My Kids A 21-Year-Old Pack Of Gum As A Gift

    Psyteet Report

    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ford Extreme...gum? With a totally 80's rollergirl, and it's old enough to legally drink? This isn't just regular weird, this is guerilla warfare-level weird.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the age where you can be a total AH and people will say, "well they meant well"

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy moly! Another collector item!

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhhhhhh vintage!

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what she gets for going to church. Believe in yourself...as George Carlin said, "There is no man in the sky."

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    #81

    Did We Take It Too Far In Disguising The Main Gift?

    Did We Take It Too Far In Disguising The Main Gift?

    superblank Report

    #82

    Do You Have Any People On Your List That May Have Been "Naughty" This Year? Great Gag Gift Idea - "Lumps Of Coal" Soap In A Sack

    Do You Have Any People On Your List That May Have Been "Naughty" This Year? Great Gag Gift Idea - "Lumps Of Coal" Soap In A Sack

    fresh.handmade Report

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for clarifying that they're coal; for a minute I thought I was looking at fossilized dinosaurs turds.

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave away poop soap at a WE exchange this year. It didn’t get nearly as much attention as the tubeless toilet paper I also brought.

    #83

    My Favorite Christmas Present This Past Year

    My Favorite Christmas Present This Past Year

    NikolaTes Report

    Chez2202
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a full set of motivational pencils on a website. One of them said ‘you are a c**t’. Bought them for my brother.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, raunchy & dirty words are co-ed. Alas, they're only directed at women who, like fools, accept them. Off with such disrespectful guys' heads! Women marched for 80+ yrs to get some self-dignity & = pay. You can't be confident when guys keep tearing you down. Grow up, guys.

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The website "Despair" has lots of good demotivators

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When women start respecting themselves & finding some self-dignity, they won't allow ANYONE to call them nasty names. Are guys called the "B" word? Or the "C" word? Or the "W" word? Or 2 "S" words [s**t & skank[? Nope, demand that guys respect you [if commanding doesn't work] or dump them. Lotsa fish in the sea. They haven't joined the 21st century but some guys are smart enough to value & honor you~~even revere you. Return these insulting pencils stat!

    #84

    Funny Toilet Paper

    Funny Toilet Paper

    creationsby_tammy Report

    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper is always useful.

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the past years show: sometimes it is really hard to buy.

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    #85

    I Can’t Wait To Hide This In The White Elephant Gift Pile At Work And Pretend I Don’t Know Who Brought It Either

    I Can’t Wait To Hide This In The White Elephant Gift Pile At Work And Pretend I Don’t Know Who Brought It Either

    BensBins Report

    tara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for the complete cosby show on dvd.

    #86

    I Made A Playable Guess Who For A White Elephant Gift Exchange

    I Made A Playable Guess Who For A White Elephant Gift Exchange

    CamJude Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is dedication.

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the red one I saw previously on this thread, except..it's it the same person?

    kermit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Do they have facial hair?”

    #87

    Catch Me Drinking My Coffee In This Every Morning

    Catch Me Drinking My Coffee In This Every Morning

    Taylorswizzy_13 Report

    #88

    Gift The Kids And I Are Giving To My Wife

    Gift The Kids And I Are Giving To My Wife

    AbsentAsh Report

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an ongoing joke in my house. I love this skit... It's so sadly accurate

    KittyGotClaws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,we used to give our mother a pair of slippers every Christmas and she was very gracious about receiving them.

    #89

    Spent A Very Long Time Wrapping My Niece's Christmas Gift. She Might Not Be Very Surprised Though

    Spent A Very Long Time Wrapping My Niece's Christmas Gift. She Might Not Be Very Surprised Though

    nibbsienibbsie Report

    #90

    Went To A White Elephant Party Last Night. As I Predicted, The Group Fought Fiercely Over Kitchen Wares. Today, I Wait For News Of The Discovery

    Went To A White Elephant Party Last Night. As I Predicted, The Group Fought Fiercely Over Kitchen Wares. Today, I Wait For News Of The Discovery

    MM1547 Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coors? A white elephant for sure. The disappointed but laughing recipient would probably have preferred beer.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I never understood the hatred that beer drinkers have for all other brands besides their brand of choice XD My dad was a Budweiser man.

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    2WheelTravlr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather have the beer than one more useless gadget taking up counter space and needing constant cleaning.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I actually had a spice rack just like that. Hated it.

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    #91

    A Bit Late, But Wanted To Share. My Coworker Made A Gift For His Die Hard Coffee Loving Friend For Christmas (And Before You Ask, No, It's Not Real)

    A Bit Late, But Wanted To Share. My Coworker Made A Gift For His Die Hard Coffee Loving Friend For Christmas (And Before You Ask, No, It's Not Real)

    spyker54 Report

    #92

    Coworker Had Some Time Off Before Christmas, We Decided To Give Them A Gift

    Coworker Had Some Time Off Before Christmas, We Decided To Give Them A Gift

    TheWorstDm Report

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume that is full size cubicle. The angle is making it look smaller. Playing with my brain.

    Daffydillz~
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're so right, lol. My brain kept thinking it looks like a diorama of a cubicle, hahaha 😅.

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    #93

    Got This For Christmas

    Got This For Christmas

    generic_nb_protogen Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure Rolof stole my sweetroll while I was unconscious. 😳

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soverngard awaits. I think. To tired to look up the spelling.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be first thing you'll see in the morning.

    #94

    Made My Brother An End Table For Christmas, Had To Find A Way To Disguise It When Wrapping

    Made My Brother An End Table For Christmas, Had To Find A Way To Disguise It When Wrapping

    JackIsColors Report

    #95

    The Wrapping Paper My Cousin Made For My Christmas Gift

    The Wrapping Paper My Cousin Made For My Christmas Gift

    Flanders_Moustache Report

    #96

    People Laughed When I Got This As A White Elephant Gift At My Office Christmas Party Last Year

    People Laughed When I Got This As A White Elephant Gift At My Office Christmas Party Last Year

    misterbule Report

    parmadillo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are only two of the 2020 edition left in existence.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day, after the crypto currencies drag real currencies down, toilet paper will be gold.

    #97

    So This Is What I Got On My Class Secret Santa A Hollow Block (I'm Not Mad They Gave Me My Real Gift After But It Was Funny)

    So This Is What I Got On My Class Secret Santa A Hollow Block (I'm Not Mad They Gave Me My Real Gift After But It Was Funny)

    WaffyReddit Report

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got an equally useful joke gift on class secret santa, except there was nothing else afterwards

    #98

    Got My Fiance A Big Package For Christmas. Gonna Be Spreading More Than Just Christmas Joy This Year

    Got My Fiance A Big Package For Christmas. Gonna Be Spreading More Than Just Christmas Joy This Year

    Zirleth Report

    Cathy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the original post: 'I wrapped a long necked cat statue for my fiance but it looks like a big silicone dong' (O.o Shouldn't this be bong? Type-o?)

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was intended. It's quite phallic!

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