The anticipation is in the air. The most wonderful time is upon us when families and friends gather to celebrate and exchange hugs, kisses, and gifts. If the task of finding a gift is one you struggle with, well, maybe it is time to go the funny route. Choosing a gift that's a bit less serious will lighten the mood for you and the person it is meant for. But just make sure that that person can take a joke, otherwise, it might become a bit awkward.
Gift-giving is all about relationships. It shows the other person that you think and care about them, and even a little gesture is enough. But due to the pressure of finding a perfect gift, we tend to overthink, and in the end, shopping can become an unpleasant experience. You would be amazed how many times people got an undeniably weird gift and felt like it was the best one of them all. That only proves that gifts are not only about the object but the emotional value it brings.
Luckily, this time of year, we at Bored Panda have prepared a list of the most hilarious gifts that have left a mark in hopes that it will make you feel less pressured, and maybe you will find an idea worth borrowing. For more hilarious gift content, feel free to visit our previous post here and here.
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My Uncle Pissed Me Off So I Made His 3 Young Sons Rubber Band Shooters For Christmas
A Friend Got Our Cat A Tiny Poncho And Sombrero For Christmas And I Can't Handle It
Luckily Shyla isn't suicidal. If she tried to dress me up in that get up, she'd bleed to death.
Bouche, Preacher and Kohl have a message for you: "You get tons of extra attention and treats from the hoomins if you allow them to put you in the silly clothings!!" ;) ;)
Load More Replies...*googles the difference ... thanks kind internet stranger because I learned something! Merry Ho-Ho Gabby Ghoul
Load More Replies...I gotta get my Maverick this outfit! I will definitely die a horrendous death, probably smothered in my sleep by fuzzy, furry cat a*s. Beats getting sliced and diced, so here's hoping for a face full of cat a*s!🤞🤞🤞 However he chooses to take me out will be worth it if I get to see him fiesta'd up first!😁
Simpsons Shoes I Painted For A Christmas Gift
Adidas makes something like this: https://sneakernews.com/2022/10/27/adidas-stan-smith-homer-simpson/
We moved to Springfield, OR last year and Simpson's murals are everywhere! (Matt Groening grew up here).
Even though we are sure you have your Christmas gifts ready and wrapped, we still would like to share some tips and tricks for becoming a better gift giver. Maybe it will make you feel more prepared for the next year or even on occasions such as birthdays, anniversaries, or spontaneous gifts. Yes, exactly, spontaneous gifts. They are fun both to look for and receive. If that is not something you do, we highly advise trying it at least once.
The fun thing about spontaneous gifts is that you never know what you will find and when you will find them, which can conclude in fun stories. Besides that, being open and on the lookout makes you think about the people around you more frequently.
Some people even choose spontaneous gifts for Christmas, birthdays, and other celebrations. They buy gifts over the course of the year and then gift them during important occasions. In that case, you will not be spending a big amount of money once, but small amounts over the year, and the struggle of coming up with gift ideas will automatically go away.
Just Finished Making My BF's Christmas Gift
I hath passed my gaze across thine wares and opine that it is finery. I seek to procure it for mine own, pray tell, is it on Etsy?
Snarky art company on etsy has one of these for cross stitch. Excellent patterns. I don't know how to stitch, but I favorite all their stuff.
Load More Replies...It is. There are hundreds of them. Just search "behold the field in which I grow my fvcks" and there you are.
Load More Replies...My Partner Knit Me A Giant Sock For Christmas
Bouche no! *sprays with water*
Load More Replies...Yep! That is a 'snuggle sack'--- I crochet ..these are a popular project for knitters and crocheters.
Load More Replies...Two for one gift: next halloween is safe, too!
Load More Replies...You can be a ghost sock for Halloween, the wandering spirit of the missing sock
I'd wrap myself in it every single night too, just cuz I KNOW all the love that when into this!
Hope My Family Likes My Christmas Gift To Them
If one of my sons gave me this (with their face) I would keep it forever and blow kisses when I walked by!
Another great tip that is easy to incorporate into your gifts even today is adding a personal message. It could be anything, from saying ‘I love you’ to a poem or a mutual joke. It will add sentimental value to any gift, whether it is a big expensive or a smaller one.
Something to also keep in mind when stressing over your chosen gifts is that no receiver compares which gift was better or worse or whether it matters that much. The thought is what really counts, and your present is basically you saying that you cared to remember this person enough to add to your gift-giving list.
Every Year I Get My Family Gag Gifts For Christmas That Involve My Dog. This Year, It's LEGO Penny
Love rhis. I have bought my Dad, stepDad and my dog the same shirt this year. After my Dad and stepdad open theirs, I will show them a photo of my dog wearing his.😂
I truly envy your creativity... and can't wait to see where it evolves from here.
The cushion is awesome!!! (The pics are from a short video in which they swipe the sequins to reveal the pic, it's in the reddit link)
Homer's Spice Rack. Made For A Gift Exchange
The accuracy is what really sells it; I'm impressed, yet somehow terrified, how closely you were able to match the original
Wow, the attention to detail! Even found a peice with a knot in the right spot!
I'm planning to do some quality home improvements so I'll need a bolt cutter to get the lock off my toolbox.
Looks good. Especially like the cracks here and there and bent screws.
Just Opened My Lovely Gift Off Our Ethan's Lass And Laughed That Much Was Crying. Thanks Again Chloe... It's Those Little Things
My mom got this but it was like other 30 year olds/ me. Sadly she has out-aged the cup. Her birthday is next week!
I gave this to my BFF, with the correct words. I clearly thought it was funnier than she did but she still appreciated it.
But what you should add extra attention to is the presentation. I know it sounds weird to spend time and money on wrapping paper and extra ribbon, but the presentation is a part of a gift. So make some time and wrap your present thoughtfully. That will definitely add to the emotional part of the gift-receiving experience.
Gave My Pirate-Loving Landlord His Christmas Gift Last Night: January's Rent. In Coins. His Response: "You're Both Awesome And Huge Jerks"
This looks like if Keanu Reaves were cast as Capt Sparrow instead of Johnny Depp.
Why does he not have a parrot on his shoulder? No pets allowed? Grrrrrrr
Of Course, My 85-Year-Old Grandma Would Get My White Elephant
Heh heh heh! I'll tell you a story AFTER Christmas!
Load More Replies...my thoughts exactly. Some people forget where they literally came from.
Load More Replies...Hey, I have that cookbook! My sister bought me a copy for Christmas several years ago. And yes, it's a real cookbook with actual recipes inside.
There are two types of old people. The fun ones and the snotty ones. This is definitely one of the fun ones
She aged so well , she must be really young at heart.
Load More Replies...I'm 24 And Still Living With My Parents. This Is What I Got For Christmas
That's a nicer hint than coming home to all your stuff on the front lawn.
I was 23. Mom asked, “What would you need to have your own apartment?” “I don’t have a microwave.” Next day, I receive a microwave with a giant bow on it. Message received.
Load More Replies...I'm 29 and still live with my parents. I pay my own groceries and the ones we share in common. Also I do my share of house chores and pay my share of utilities. We respect our mutual privacy but still like to hang out together sometimes. I ask them often if they are okay with me there or if they want me to move (no hurt feelings) and they say they like having me there, and as long as I like it too I can keep living there. I'm not ashamed at all tho, I'm not a freeloader and I love my parents
Personally, I don’t see the difference between living with parents or with strangers, or with a partner (& children/pets) , friends, intentional communities, etc. As long as each person is contributing what they should, and have life skills commensurate with their stage in life, then why does it matter that your housemates just HAPPEN to be your own parents? It certainly beats paying for an apartment that sits empty all-day, while you’re at work all-day to make money to pay for the empty apartment (+ utilities, Internet, etc. that would be SO much cheaper, if shared).
Load More Replies...If they really wanted you to move they'd vote for the party that builds affordable housing.
Don’t feel bad about living with your parents! I just read that in my country, about half of the population of 19-27 yo’s, live with their parents due to spiking rents and college loans. You guessed: the good ole US of A, where we have the “freedom” to go bankrupt 6 ways to Sunday.
And last but not least, trust your gut. In case you see something that catches your attention while looking for gifts, it is your brain saying that that object reminded you of someone. That also works great for shopping off-season when you have a little bit more time. Just buy it and set it aside. Or at least write it down and make a list for later purchases, so you don’t forget it on your next last-minute gift shopping.
My Dad Thought He’d Given Me The Perfect Gift At An Early Christmas Gathering (He Did)
A few years ago my mother in law gave my husband this huge box for Christmas and he was so excited to open it but it was just a box stuffed with paper and a Hot Firefighters calendar at the bottom.
We absolutely all look like that here in Scotland, I promise I'm not lying!
So, what you're saying is that you all wear glasses and adorable grins?
Load More Replies...My ex always thought his mother treated his little brother better than him and that he got better presents at Christmas -- so one year she got them both a big case of Costco toilet paper.
My Dog And I Got Matching Socks For Christmas
Your dog is very cooperative because the socks stayed on long enough for this picture.
I cant even get my dog into his socks :c
Load More Replies...Behold Wintressia, the cat who loved wearing socks/clothing! XD IMG-6135-6...f8617b.jpg
My Girlfriend And I Fought And Didn't Talk For 3 Days So I Sent Her An Amazon Gift With This As The Message
On the Reddit post it says she and her family thought it was funny
Load More Replies...One of the guys in my art class had to fly to china for a family emergency causing him to miss prom so he made his date a really cute apology card...he put made in china on the back. I thought it was a really cute touch
So, is it one of those junk mail thingies you keep ignoring until it breaks down?
My Friend Is A Paraplegic And Wore His Christmas Gift For The First Time. Everyone Seems To Approve Of It
It's better if you click on the link and get to see the whole thing without BP blocking the word craps. Craps is the word you say in place of a curse word. Smh. Edit: had to add an "s" so I didn't get sensored.
Cráp, crâp, crãp, cräp, cråp are also good options 🙃
Load More Replies...I'm assuming he craps in the same position as the rest of us, tho.. Oh wait, I get it!
Maybe Not The Smartest Secret Santa Gift For The Boss In A Recession Year
Ummmm, are you sure you want to see his ere.... ummm, reaction?
Load More Replies...Mine's 9 inches. Fortunately my wife doesn't know which way round to read a ruler.
My Son Just Wanted Gift Cards For Christmas. This Is How We Wrapped Them. Santa’s Reindeer
The cast is thinking, "Hurry up and open these boxes so I can try them out!"
Is the little kitty Santa in his comfortable non delivery clothes or just there for scale ?
I’m honestly ashamed of how long I looked for that cat. But I found it!
Load More Replies...The reindeer are cool. This room is fantastic- the tree painting ❤️❤️
The cat is thinking, "what is happening, maybe I'll blend in & they won't notice?"
Can we just talk about that AWESOME room??? I WANNA ROOM LIKE THAT
This Chinese Wrapping Paper
According to Zazzle, where this wrap is sold, it is printed in the USA, by a Midwestern white guy and has absolutely nothing to do with China. Not a translation mistake. This is very intentional and I love the trend.
You better not pout, you better not cry... Satan claws is coming to town... He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake (etc)
Well, he stalks children and enters their homes at night, uses toys made by unpaid workers to groom the kids into worshipping him, then disappears to stalk them some more. I'd love this paper.
Don't forget how much he hates children in poverty. Those damn poor kids don't deserve good gifts because they aren't as virtuous as children who won the birth lottery.
Load More Replies...Perfect... That perfectly describes the pervert. "He sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake." He's seen everything...
Love it, Absiolutely love it, I'll do christmas proplerly next year if i can find some of this :-)
My Buddy Has Been An EMT For A Few Years. We Left Him A Gift Since He Hasn't Had A Lunch Box After An Accident And Was Happy To Have A New One
I glad they clarified that it's for transplant in case he thought it was for something else.
It’s all fun and games until his lunch bag gets rushed into a transplant room and he only gets an organ lol
Want to see the look on his coworkers faces before they know its really a lunch box.
i got my sister a plush pancreas and then was kicking myself that i didnt get this bag for her
I have the same one! My mother spotted mine sitting on the kitchen counter, turned to me in wide-eyed horror and whispered, "Mija, are you stealing?"
Human organ (burrito) for transplant (into my face)
My Wife's Christmas Present To Me
They're totally worth the price. We got one of our younger cat Preacher in a football uniform after he was deemed cured of FIP (usually a fatal disease). The athlete uniform seemed the most appropriate for him because he was super fit and healthy finally! We got it from Crown&Paw and it was pricey, but REALLY well done and it looks great!
Load More Replies...Forget about the gift, is he a very tall little person or is that Christmas 🎄 GIGANTIC??
The White Elephant Gift I Made For Work
You need to get a raise because this is very clever, right down to the Reese's peanut butter cups!
I made an "In Case of Emergency" gift. I framed a Calvin Klein bathrobe, and the belt separately. To be used in case of an earthquake and you are in the shower. The 1st week he was in California, there was an earthquake, and ran outside naked. It hung in his bathroom where his friends questioned if it was funny or warped!
The last Ex-mas together I did stockings for him and his squatter BFF. Ex-hubby loves Bailey's and friend drinks whatever makes him drunk. So I got xh a pair of the really thick, nice organic cotton winter socks my work sold and stuffed them with candy and Satsumas and at the top xh got a mini Bailey's and BFF got a mini Hennessey. BFF did not thank me for his "stocking"; he said "I don't drink Hennessey. I've never drunk it, I don't know why you chose that for me." And then, when they got finished emptying their "stockings" he asked "so who gets the socks?"
The Jameson Black is smooth! I've had this Jameson with some Cream Soda, oh my. You can keep the Jack. I'll gladly have Kentucky Bourbon, especially Buffalo Trace. No, I don't have a drinking problem! Just starting to "sip" and enjoy. So much better now than being younger. Drinking just to get drunk...
How original & magnanimous. Jack Daniels is $33 to $50+ & Jameson is $28 to $333. Not all like peanit biutter [some are allergic so switch w/Dove’s dark chocolate with almonds]. The book is $12 at Target which I’ll get this week…thanx for the idea. Betcha every reader would kill to get on your Xmas list. Booyah!
This Office Themed Guess Who Game My Wife Made Me For Christmas
I Ran Out Of Wrapping Paper For One Last Little Gift, But I Have A Printer And Paper So
I like that! I use old newspapers to wrap all my Christmas gifts. And use balls decorations on the Christmas 🎄 to write who the gift is to and from. With year on the back on the ball. So the receiver can put them in the 🌲 after❤️
But.. but? Isn’t it Christmas paper under the gift ? I love the homemade better I was just wondering.
Prob on top of a bigger box that was already wrapped
Load More Replies...The price of ink, woulda been cheaper to have wrapping paper Ubered.
If you have markers and plain paper, you could always draw simple patterns on it—something w/ Xmas colors & motifs. Even if you don’t draw well, pretty much anyone can draw shapes, candy canes, leaves, etc. Cuter, too…doncha think? 🤔
You have an industrial-sized printer? Mine prints 8½" x 11" only. I would've changed "Pattern" to "Paper"~~which is funnier. [Or "Xmas Gift."] You can also recycle a Jiffy bag or rubberized envelope that books or other items you ordered arrived in...Some have attractive designs & you can cover mailing label w/your "To" & "From" labels.
This "Bottle Of Scotch" At My Office's White Elephant Gift Exchange Was Stolen Twice Before Anyone Opened It
My grandma told the story of when she was teaching school in the 1950s. They had a gift exchange with limitless stealing and everyone wanted a small gold and silver foil box with a beautiful gold metallic ribbon. When it was finally opened it turned out to be a family size container of Preparation H.
Sneaky, sneaky! Hope whoever stole it isn't a vegetarian :D
How One Of My Coworkers Wrapped His Secret Santa Gift
Must have been interesting pulling that out of his trunk and carrying it in to work.
Just Imagine if someone was out of work that day and everyone else saw that package
Load More Replies...I Won The White Elephant Gift Exchange
I used this as my white elephant gift a few years back. People were fighting for it.
Of course they were! This really shouldn’t even be classified as white elephant. It’s far to sophisticated for that. /s
Load More Replies...What is a white elephant gift exchange? Never heard of it. Must be a new thing?
My husbands office white elephant had a Chia Pet that was passed around every year. It was the sacred duty of the person who got it to wrap it up in a disguise and bring it to the next Christmas party. It had been going on for 10 years when he started working there.
I found one of these in a thrift store last year and gave it to my brother for Christmas.
Every Christmas I Give My Kids A Personalized Card. This Year I Decided To Mess With Them
It's evil and most loving thing you can do to a child at the same time. I loving it.
It’s definitely a very wholesome evil
Load More Replies...Now, imagine they don‘t show their cards to each other but instead hide them so as to not injure each others feelings and you get 5 boys secretly thinking they are the favorite .
My dad told each of his grandchildren that they were secretly his favorite.
For Tonight's Christmas Gift Exchange, I Made My Own Cover Label On A Box Of Wine
Turn the box around and think of everything he did. I am sure that whole box will be empty before nightfall. Upvoted both you and parmadillo; At least two trumpys were offended like snowflakes they are.
Load More Replies...My Families Annual White Elephant Gift Exchange. Everything You See In This Picture Must Be Displayed In Our Homes For The Entire Year
And yes - someone got a Christmas tree.
Ooh I like the rule about it having to be displayed for a year
I'll gladly display anything I see in this picture except those dolls.
My Dad Always Guesses His Christmas Gift Before He Opens It. Think He'll Know He's Getting Wrenches?
I Made My Own Gift For My Workplace Christmas Gift Swap. I'm Proud To Say It Was Stolen Repeatedly
My Sister-In-Law Got Steve Buscemi Leggings For Christmas
Right! Because who doesn't want Steve Buscemi's face on their a$$?
Load More Replies...Cool gift for sure but she looks tiny and tights to big for her? She can fix it smaller though😊
My Boyfriend Wanted To See An Insult Version Of Those "Why I Love You" Bottles. Here’s What I Made Him For Christmas
Aww you shouldn’t have… no really you shouldn’t have I already do that for myself
I can give you some easy-to-swallow pills, to counteract the hard-to-swallow ones?
Load More Replies...They also posted the ingredients list. Reposting for sake of ease. 1-63a56b54...c-jpeg.jpg
Awww, you shouldn’t have! Literally. You SHOULD NOT HAVE. WHY DID YOU.
This shows a lot of love and dedication, which is quite impressive and ironic at the same time, yet wholesome and hilarious.
My Dad's Sisters Went On A Trip And Didn’t Invite Him. For Christmas My Dad Gave Them Both A Picture Of Himself Photoshopped Into A Picture Of Them Together From Their Trip
Yes, It Is Embroidered Toilet Paper. Great White Elephant Gift
I want to see how this was done, and how many toilet rolls were sacrificed in the process.
Let it go, let it go! Can’t hold it back anymore!… Let the storm rage on!
Load More Replies...adorable, would make a great display in the pooproom, in a special "in case of emergency" cabinet..
Done by an embrodiery machine...imagine the time hand-embroadiering would take. Smart not to have every roll be red & green.
I have an embroidery machine and this would be impossible! How???
Load More Replies...White Elephant Did Me Right
seriously? censoring f***y? Go f**k yourself with a cactus
Load More Replies...For a second I thought... my gosh her stomach looks just like mine.. twinsies !!
I just got the same thing yesterday at work but I actually asked for it!
I Asked My Nephew What He Wanted For Christmas. His Only Answer Was Money. I Unwrapped 60 Rolls Of Pennies Into The Box
He asked me how much was in there, I told him I didn't know.
There’s 6000 pennies or $60 USD. Each roll has 100 pennies and is worth $1.
I am guessing....now...correct me if I am wrong, that the op knows, since they stated how much was put in....but that they are giving their nephew something to do!! (Count the pennies!!)
Would be much more fun to make him count it all up into piles. I like it!
The copper might be worth more than the face value of the coin. Too bad it's against the law to melt them down.
Most stores frown on pennies in Manhattan NYC...It costs more to mfg them than 1¢. If your nephew is of the philosophy that $ is the most important thing in life, it's up to auntie to show him people, culture, places, features, objects, artifacts, architecture, items, &c he can value. Stress handmade stuff which exhibits effort, time, creativity & caring.
A close relative sent me a card with a cheque enclosed. It bounced! I haven't a clue what to say so I've thanked her for it and kept my mouth shut! I'm not bothered about the money, I am worried how they will feel so I've kept my mouth shut!
Somehow I Get The Impression That My Dad's Girlfriend Doesn't Like Me. Evidence Of A Christmas Gift
I would love that the whole thing is cool as hell
Load More Replies...I hope my cats don’t see me in this way all the time. They seem to love me…
Not necessarily her opinion of you, that just illustrates how cats see us humans.
My Sister’s BF Got Me 4 Gallons Of Ice Cream For Christmas (Pint For Comparison)
Finished My Christmas Present For My Little Sister
My Dad Wrapped The Yard Tools He Got Me For Christmas
Good thing he wrapped them. Otherwise you would have known what your presents were.
I need to wrap roller skates that didnt come with a box in the shop, hope i can do half as good a job as this
My grandma got my dad Toblerone for christmas, and wrapped it. When we were handing out the presents, my brother shouted out 'who is the Toblerone for?'
Replaced My Brother’s License Plate Frame As A Surprise Late Christmas Gift
Too bad you couldn't have found something nice for the hitch...at least some truck nuts
Gag Christmas Gift For My Brother-In-Law's Chickens
Just look up chickens wearing hats, you won't be disappointed
Load More Replies...Welcome Back Chellsey. Look What Santa Got For You A Wii Extreme Chore Games
Its one of those fake gifts/empty boxes. My brother got out nephew a "my first fire" toy kit. (Box shows logs, a gas can, and a lighter)
Digging? Is digging a common chore for someone who's not a murderer??
He's raking. Also that is a prank box... just saying
Load More Replies...Daughters Got Us These For Christmas. Decided To Put Them On The Bed For Us Since We Kept "Forgetting"
Omg - you'll have to tell her that it fell apart in the washer when you next see her.
What I Got For My Dad For Christmas
Scrolled the comments to find the "King of the Hill" reference (or make one, but I figured I'd be too late for that!) Thank you!
Load More Replies...They do a pen. Fantastic gift for the next year. ;-)
Load More Replies...If guys would carry handbag this is the kind of stuff you would find in them xD
This Was My Christmas Gift To Everyone In My Family
My Friend Gifted Me This In Case My Minor Knee Surgery On Wednesday Has Complications
My partner made me something similar a few years ago. I slipped and hurt my knee, but there was a massive storm that shut down everything in the area. A broken broom handle, a wooden practice sword, a roll of duct tape, and boom! Improvised but serviceable leg immobilizer!
They wont give my dad a prosthetic leg, maybe your friend could whip one of these up for him!
My Mom Bought Me This As A Gag Gift. She's The Best. I'll Give An Update Later On How It Tastes
A coworker and I tried the whole set once. We did not need a second round. The cranberry sauce was good.
I brought the set to a family Christmas party and yes the cranberry is the only one that tasted good I still shudder at the thought of the Brussels flavored one
Load More Replies...Jones is actually pretty good soda. The regular flavors are at least
My Dad was in San Diego while we still lived in Seattle, so I always sent him things that were specifically "Pacific Northwest". One year he got a can of slugs from Snoqualmie Falls gift shop and a PNW slug key chain. No, he never opened the can (I'd be afraid, too) but we did find it in his office after he died, so obviously he liked it.
Ready To Wrap My Christmas Gifts
Actually, they’re found in a grocery store chain in Canada. To the right you can see part of a no name fudge brownie mix. Since this is in Canada, I think this is the grocery chain poking fun at themselves for Christmas. Sorry, but I think this is so funny. (🇨🇦)
Load More Replies...Got A Bob Ross Rubik's Cube For Christmas, Thought I Had It Figured Out Until
My Uncle Bought A Christmas Gift For Himself And Wrote This Tag Out Pretending It Was From My Grandparents, My Grandpa Read It Out Loud
Everyone was confused then realized my uncle wrote it himself, it was funny.
I’m 46 (M). For All My Adult Life My Dad Has Been The Most Random Gift Giver You Could Imagine. I Present This Year’s Christmas Gift
Spicy Corn Relish, Mexican Vanilla Flavoring, plastic mask inserts (5ea), and… My favorite this year, a werewolf clawback scratcher. I love you Dad, never change.
I'd LOVE to receive that werewolf claw back scratcher. You may have guessed by now that I love wolves and I am overjoyed with ANYTHING wolf-themed as a gift XD
I Did Hoops For A Christmas Present
Best Gift Swap Of The Night
He's really not. But upvote for your optimism!
Load More Replies...Not The Worst Gift
My Farmer Grandpa Loved His Christmas Gift
I used to get up at 5:30in the morning so I could can peaches before the little ones got up.
Our Friend Just Gave Us A Housewarming Gift
yes, god forbid we lay our precious little eyes upon the word "weed"! Terrible things will happen, terrible terrible things...
Load More Replies...I Made Some Joke Gifts For Friends
I Got A Cardboard Cutout Of Nicolas Cage For Christmas
Everything is wrong w/Nick Cage cutout~~he's talent-free, hideous, stoopid [sic], insensitive, sexist & is stuffed w/unjustified arrogance for an ugly short zero. Ech.
Load More Replies...I thought you were going to say you had the same cutout. For one glorious moment, I had a vision of a headless roach perched on Nick Cage's shoulder.
Load More Replies...Well, use it as a scarecrow or put it somewhere as a deterrent against burglars.
This Christmas, My Parents Got A Roman Wine Bottle Holder As A Gift
Well, it looked Roman to the receiver. Whatever!
Load More Replies...My Son Gave Me The Best Christmas Present Ever
Having A White Elephant Exchange With My Friends Tomorrow, So I Made This Shirt As My Contribution
Satisfactory! It's a really fun game and can confirm Lizard Doggos are ADORABLE <3
Pizza Embroidery Christmas Gift
"Cheesus Crust" is the name of a pizza place in the movie "My Best Friend's Girl" with Dane Cook and Kate Hudson, it's a great movie. He gets paid by guys to be an âsshole on a date with the girls they like, so they'll think that those guys are worth settling for.
Grow A Boyfriend The Perfect Gag Gift Or Stocking Stuffer
Non-toxic, he better fúcking be, I bought him for Christ’s sake!
It's The Cutest Gift I've Got This Christmas. The Shark Socks
Every Christmas My Family Does A Tacky Sweater Party With A White Elephant Gift Exchange
It has become something of a competition for the weirdest, most intentionally awful gift. For $2 I may have just found this year's winner.
This White Elephant Gift
Got This For A White Elephant And Ended Taking It Home Cause My Friends Suck
Now, I may not be 100% correct, but in the gay community, there are various subtypes of gay person, such as 'bears', 'cubs', 'leather daddies', etc; so I think the idea here is 'Chicken daddies' is kinda a play on the idea of gay subtypes, like people who really adore chickens. And I'm guessing none of the friends at the party found it funny, which is a shame, because I think it's quite witty.
Load More Replies...Married People Will Appreciate The Socks I Received For Christmas
A family member recently got hearing aids, and we realized that being hard of hearing is probably what kept their marriage together all these years.
When my Grandma was telling him off for something, my old Grandpa used to make this little defeated noise and subtly turn his hearing-aids off. My Gran would be sat there jabbing her knitting at him across the room and he'd be off somewhere silent and happy in his imagination. Glorious to see firsthand. I miss 'em both.
Load More Replies...Same though honestly, sometimes wish I could just turn my ears off
Made This For An Office White Elephant Last Month And It Was A Huge Hit. Sorta Wish I Had Kept It For Myself, Tho
Pattern by AltionEmbroidery on Etsy, but I modified the colors.
This Is My Christmas Present From My Boss. I'm A 41-Year-Old Man, And Neither My First Nor Last Names Start With A Letter T
It also appears chipped. I think the best gift you got from your boss is the impetus to find a different job.
T for "Too good for this job" or T for "Time to go where they really value you"
Best Christmas Family Tradition Ever. 11 Years. And I Finally Gifted It Back To My Uncle
This thread is making me feel bad about not having any uncles lol
Aw, I'm sorry, that sucks :( I feel you, I'm not super close to mine unfortunately (due to my mother being a horrible person, long story) but so many memes and posts on the internet tell me that having uncles can be great if they're the fun kind!
Load More Replies...My Uncle John was the best! When I was a little kid He would tease me until i was so mad I would want to cry. His big thing was to call me Mary. I’d get so mad “MY NAME’S NOT MARY!!!” Mom let me in on the secret that he loved to bug people over the edge. That’s what he did to her when they were kids. So, one day he said “Hi Mary” and I shot back with “Hi Uncle Oscar” He knew it was over. The first year personalized license plates came out I got him plates that said “U OSCAR” Couldnt fit the whole thing on it. He put them on his car and through 6 more vehicles until the day he had to give up driving he never changed the plates to something else. I got him the best ever, and he just loved it. Miss you☹️
My Buddy Welded This Up For Me To Give Away At A White Elephant Gift Exchange Along With The Homemade Saw
That's just evil. BRB, gonna fire up the wire feed and finish "wrapping" gifts.
So My Family Does "Gag Gifts" On Christmas Eve. And I Am Now The Owner Of A $70 Lifesize Cutout Of Jungkook
Bought my daughter the Margaret Thatcher life size cardboard cutout and she wants me to send it back. Kids are so f*****g ungrateful.
Wouldn't want Maggie in my house either, to be honest.
Load More Replies...It's literally his first name, you uneducated potato. He's Korean.
Load More Replies...My Girlfriend Made A Danny DeVito Collage As A Christmas Gift
My Favorite Christmas Present I Made This Year
My Husband Will Never Guess What I Got Him For Christmas
An Older Member Of My Wife's Church Gave My Kids A 21-Year-Old Pack Of Gum As A Gift
Ford Extreme...gum? With a totally 80's rollergirl, and it's old enough to legally drink? This isn't just regular weird, this is guerilla warfare-level weird.
Did We Take It Too Far In Disguising The Main Gift?
The Febreeze is a nice touch. If you make it again, have a lid that opens and stuff some toilet roll in there.
Do You Have Any People On Your List That May Have Been "Naughty" This Year? Great Gag Gift Idea - "Lumps Of Coal" Soap In A Sack
Thanks for clarifying that they're coal; for a minute I thought I was looking at fossilized dinosaurs turds.
I gave away poop soap at a WE exchange this year. It didn’t get nearly as much attention as the tubeless toilet paper I also brought.
My Favorite Christmas Present This Past Year
I saw a full set of motivational pencils on a website. One of them said ‘you are a c**t’. Bought them for my brother.
Yep, raunchy & dirty words are co-ed. Alas, they're only directed at women who, like fools, accept them. Off with such disrespectful guys' heads! Women marched for 80+ yrs to get some self-dignity & = pay. You can't be confident when guys keep tearing you down. Grow up, guys.
Load More Replies...When women start respecting themselves & finding some self-dignity, they won't allow ANYONE to call them nasty names. Are guys called the "B" word? Or the "C" word? Or the "W" word? Or 2 "S" words [s**t & skank[? Nope, demand that guys respect you [if commanding doesn't work] or dump them. Lotsa fish in the sea. They haven't joined the 21st century but some guys are smart enough to value & honor you~~even revere you. Return these insulting pencils stat!
Funny Toilet Paper
And the past years show: sometimes it is really hard to buy.
Load More Replies...I Can’t Wait To Hide This In The White Elephant Gift Pile At Work And Pretend I Don’t Know Who Brought It Either
I Made A Playable Guess Who For A White Elephant Gift Exchange
Catch Me Drinking My Coffee In This Every Morning
Gift The Kids And I Are Giving To My Wife
Well,we used to give our mother a pair of slippers every Christmas and she was very gracious about receiving them.
Spent A Very Long Time Wrapping My Niece's Christmas Gift. She Might Not Be Very Surprised Though
Went To A White Elephant Party Last Night. As I Predicted, The Group Fought Fiercely Over Kitchen Wares. Today, I Wait For News Of The Discovery
Coors? A white elephant for sure. The disappointed but laughing recipient would probably have preferred beer.
When I was a kid, I never understood the hatred that beer drinkers have for all other brands besides their brand of choice XD My dad was a Budweiser man.
Load More Replies...I'd rather have the beer than one more useless gadget taking up counter space and needing constant cleaning.
A Bit Late, But Wanted To Share. My Coworker Made A Gift For His Die Hard Coffee Loving Friend For Christmas (And Before You Ask, No, It's Not Real)
Coworker Had Some Time Off Before Christmas, We Decided To Give Them A Gift
I assume that is full size cubicle. The angle is making it look smaller. Playing with my brain.
You're so right, lol. My brain kept thinking it looks like a diorama of a cubicle, hahaha 😅.
Load More Replies...Got This For Christmas
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
Made My Brother An End Table For Christmas, Had To Find A Way To Disguise It When Wrapping
The Wrapping Paper My Cousin Made For My Christmas Gift
People Laughed When I Got This As A White Elephant Gift At My Office Christmas Party Last Year
One day, after the crypto currencies drag real currencies down, toilet paper will be gold.
So This Is What I Got On My Class Secret Santa A Hollow Block (I'm Not Mad They Gave Me My Real Gift After But It Was Funny)
Got My Fiance A Big Package For Christmas. Gonna Be Spreading More Than Just Christmas Joy This Year
From the original post: 'I wrapped a long necked cat statue for my fiance but it looks like a big silicone dong' (O.o Shouldn't this be bong? Type-o?)
In about a year we'll see most of these presents in another Thrift Store / Charity ShopTreasures series
No we won't, if we choose not to click on that link.
Load More Replies...I put a nice gift in a self-made joke box for secret santa at work and the receiving person didn’t get that it was a joke box, didn’t read the back of the box, didn’t even look at the gift inside. She took one look at the box, looked super pissed off, put it away and didn’t speak to me the rest of the party. I spent so much time making that box and finding that gift that I feel like crying just thinking about how pissed off she looked. Never again!
Did she ever look in the box and see the nice gift you gave her???
Load More Replies...I'm so confused by the concept of 'white elephant' gifts. Edit: Thanks guys.
i think it is where opened gifts are there and people go around and swap gifts with others - take turns or something and you have to swap. i'm in the us and really don't know for sure.
Load More Replies...Nobody has beaten mine…my t(then sister in law) wrapped it in Christmas paper with a bow..a bag of manure?.how thoughtful
In about a year we'll see most of these presents in another Thrift Store / Charity ShopTreasures series
No we won't, if we choose not to click on that link.
Load More Replies...I put a nice gift in a self-made joke box for secret santa at work and the receiving person didn’t get that it was a joke box, didn’t read the back of the box, didn’t even look at the gift inside. She took one look at the box, looked super pissed off, put it away and didn’t speak to me the rest of the party. I spent so much time making that box and finding that gift that I feel like crying just thinking about how pissed off she looked. Never again!
Did she ever look in the box and see the nice gift you gave her???
Load More Replies...I'm so confused by the concept of 'white elephant' gifts. Edit: Thanks guys.
i think it is where opened gifts are there and people go around and swap gifts with others - take turns or something and you have to swap. i'm in the us and really don't know for sure.
Load More Replies...Nobody has beaten mine…my t(then sister in law) wrapped it in Christmas paper with a bow..a bag of manure?.how thoughtful
