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Memes are truly an incredible way to see how many points of reference people around the globe have in common. But, let’s face it, humans are curious, clever and often enjoy a challenge, so there is a whole subset of memes designed to tickle your intellect. 

The “Brainy Memes” Facebook page gathers posts and content that might give you big brain energy and entertain you at the same time. We got in touch with the page's admins to learn more. So make yourself comfortable before you scroll through, get some paper to take notes, be sure to upvote your favorites, and share your thoughts in the comments. 

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Jaya
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*angry grandma noises*

Ember
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone used to use those biscuit tins to store sewing stuff…my Nan had one too!

James016
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people want to watch the world burn

Marie Dahme
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, that would be us nihilists over here watching the chaos brew while sipping on a cuppa tea ☕️

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SobyKay
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love sewing kit cookies

Melissa Powell
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pedro Pascal did a skit on SNL when he hosted. Threw the cookies away and put sewing supplies in all while being dressed as a grandma.

SilverSkyCloud
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are we sure thats not photoshopped? it looks so...unnatural

Catharina Geerts
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What sewing kit? I see a cookie jar and a plastic packaging

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Bored Panda got in touch with the person behind “Brainy Memes” and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. We were curious to hear if there was any story behind the page's creation. “I want to manage a meme group where the posts are approved based on what I find funny and relatable and also what I think would be funny and relatable for most people. I wanted a meme group where the posts don’t feel forced, or like spam, that’s why I created Brainy Memes.”

Naturally, we were curious to hear their insight into the content's popularity. “It doesn’t contain posts that are approved just for engagement and reach. The content in Brainy Memes is approved because it genuinely made me laugh as the Admin. It’s not generic and isn’t intended to ride the bandwagon or mainstream topic just for the attention.”

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    #2

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's looking a little Shaggy

    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl he looks like if geoff castelucci became shaggy

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velma even saw that one coming without her glasses

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    #3

    Hilarious-Brainy-Memes

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    Ezigma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't spell OR do math? Damn....

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE WAR OF 1812 STARTED IN 1982. THE SPANISH AMERICAN WAR WAS BETWEEN AMERICA AND RUSSIA. THE SIX YEAR WAR WAS 8 YEARS. A BLUE WHALE IS PINK. SOUTH AMERICA IS SOUTH OF ASIA. NORTH DAKOTA IS ON THE BOTTOM OF SOUTH DAKOTA.

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    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. It’s a f*****g letter! Get it right!

    Winter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually managed to work that out without a calculator or pen/pencil and paper! It took a while, but i managed to work it out by drawing imaginary numbers on my desk with my finger! I got "12", and i proved it by adding 9 + 12 and getting 21! AHHH! Now ask me how I managed to add 9 to 12 without a calculator or pen/pencil and paper! Easy-peasy! Starting with the number 12, I mentally added, one at a time (but very quickly) the number of "dots" on the face of a "9" playing card!

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue my maths teacher saying: "You won't always be able to use a calculator!" This here might be one of the few remaining situations where I probably couldn't.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh don't think he's the first. uh have seen it spelled like that before.

    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    schools are failing our kids! Can't spell OR do simple math.

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    Love ‘em or hate ‘em, memes are now a mainstay of internet communication. While you might have expected the very first meme to at least have some text (many early memes are almost entirely text-based), in fact, some researchers believe that it was a lot simpler. In fact, you could probably recreate it with your keyboard right now. 

    If you haven't guessed yet, the first internet meme is thought to be the immortal “:-)” which used to be ubiquitous, until we replaced it with emojis. Scott Elliott Fahlman, a computer scientist and professor at Carnegie Mellon University is credited with creating the first smiley emoticon, which now also doubles as the first internet meme. 

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    #4

    50 Hilarious Memes That Kind Of Have A Point, As Shared On "Brainy Memes" (New Pics)

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    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …how do the same person look so different? And the fact the he replied😉

    Hoody Hoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he's aware that he has cop face and just goes with it.

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    Ingmar Sweep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another man, facing you, would also give you the "o".

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hint I learned was it's easy to remember how to spell bed. You can remember which way each faces because the spelling (when they face correctly) looks like a bed. Headboard, the curve of b and d and the e all making the mattress, followed by a footboard.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other letters in "bothered" ran away

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want flat earthers to explain the term "hull down" then tell me again the world is flat.

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On lookout duty on HMCS Vancouver as we sail across the Pacific. Saw an oil tanker suddenly appear on the horizon, it looked as if she rose from the depths. Sorry flat earthers, the world is round.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth can't be flat because if it was, there would be cats all around the edge pushing things over the side!

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've been trying, but there are a LOT of things! First to go? Flat Earthers

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    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do flerfers think is at the edge of the world?

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro these downvote fairies omg, I've found 4 innocent comments with downvotes so far. Have an upvote :D

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    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!

    Stephanie Goadsby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is, flat earthers don't get that joke as a slight against them.

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    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to go to a convention where they invite both flat earthers and hollow earthers and watch sparks fly.

    Heather Post
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be sure to rent SEVERAL DOZEN popcorn machines.... We'll need them

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    Jason Romine
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never met a real flat earther that I know of, but if I do, I'm going to ask them to explain time zones to me. I'm going to ask them to explain to me why I can place a video call at sunny 3 o'clock in the afternoon in the US to my in-laws in the UK, and it's 8pm and dark outside there. I'm gonna ask them to explain why I can plainly see that the moon is round, the sun is round, all the other planets that I can see through a telescope are also round, but for reasons that no one can explain how the EARTH ended up being the ONLY celestial body shaped like a frisbee. I've also never gotten a reasonable explanation as to who benefits from covering up the "fact" that the earth is flat. What does "the government" actually gain from keeping that under wraps? How, exactly, would life change if the flerfers were right all along?

    Irishwoman abroad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, for some reason Facebook in its wisdom sent me a flat earth video the other day so I watched a bit until I couldn't stand the nonsense any longer. Apparently the conspiracy is between ALL governments, all over the world (although, it seems there are only 4 - USA, China, Russia and Europe, lol) because if we believe the earth is just a small blue marble in a vast, uncaring universe, then - gasp! - people will no longer believe in God!! The reasoning behind this?? Don't ask me, I had rolled my eyes too far back in my head at that point to watch any more. 🙄

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The curve is straight out. if the earth was flat youd be able to see forever, but eventually the horizon drops off. There is your curve.

    Urbangirlatl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want the flat earthers to send a photo of the edge already! Then I want one to lean waaaaay over that edge and take a photo of the underside. I really don't think it's too much to ask.

    My “in my head” Voice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these people seriously exist? Do they think the pictures from space are part of a huge government conspiracy or what?

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so tell me, have any of you ever been to the edge of this flat planet? Has anybody? Where is it? We’ve explored every inch of the Earth, and have seen the whole thing from space, so where’s this edge you keep squawking about? Show me satellite images of it. I want to see what’s beyond that edge. Well? I’m waiting for you to explain it to me, and show me concrete proof it exists. I’m still waiting.

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    As it often happens with memes, the smiley emoticon took on a life of its own, despite Scott Fahlman’s intentions that it be used as a marker of sarcasm. Indecently, the “sad face” emoticon, which you can easily recreate with your own keyboard, was supposed to designate “serious talks.” Good intentions, but the internet simply does what it wants. 

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    #7

    Hilarious-Brainy-Memes

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, now I want to also.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well then I have one for you. on a stormy night stare at them through their window and when they wake up disappear when lightning strikes ( its also recommended to then appear beside their bed.)

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't buses have poles on the outside you can just grab onto in order to accomplish this?

    LegendsNeverDIE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old London buses used to. Some still do actually. I think they're called hoppers or something :)

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my new favorite superpower

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My luck I'd go to walk away, trip, and fall flat in my face.

    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna push someone down the stairs. But they don't get hurt-4 the most part.🤣 I'm serious tho

    Mattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like in tv-shows and movies when the villain who has no super powers disappears in like, 2 seconds from a room when another character has their back turned, and they're like, "there must be a trap door or hidden door somewhere", they find it, and there's NO WAY someone could use it in 2 seconds. How can someone get on a bus if it's going more than 4 miles an hour?

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that with a friend when we were kids. She was angry for days because I could do magic and wouldnt teach her and kept "lying" about the trick.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet Joe Black? Or was that an SUV?

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    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Doctor is the best

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always creeps me out when I get an email from Pinterest that says "someone just started following you"... it's in the subject line before the source...not good when you're super tired from classes.

    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not at Al. Al has many followers on intsa. When you are at the realm of Al four followers is nothing

    Bremusa4u
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard that in the Scottish accent 😂

    boone williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted to be the 10th, but I'm totally the 12th.

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not at al" --? Do you mean, "Not at all" or "Not et al", dummy?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant A.I. (capital i not lower case L). Artificial Intelligence. Your not alone in seeing it the way you did.

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    Sunshine Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me everytime when my kids ask me if a number is big or small 🤣

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you don't see the other six ;)

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    #9

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    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always felt that the flat earth folks are pulling the longest prank in world’s history. Like they started it as a joke and now have to keep up the charade.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat earthers should partner up with Frisbee.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m convinced flat earthers are really just a load of physicist trolling each other online.

    Imagineer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Flat Earth society is actually a cult.

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess a flat globe must be what we call a "map".

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would satellites orbit a flat earth? Can we put the flerfers and the conspiracy theorists who believe in Jewish space lasers in a room together and watch them debate?

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know satellites really exist? Perhaps they are just props designed to make you believe the Earth is round. Round earthers are so gullible. /S

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    Kaye
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat earthers don't know the meaning of the word 'globe'.

    Hoody Hoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm thinking how they should have said it. All across the map?

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    While these memes are certainly brainy and do their best to amuse, the average meme out there is political in nature. Whether this is good or not is certainly debatable, but savvy pundits and just concerned voters have all realized the usefulness of memes in communicating ideas very rapidly. The result is that up to 60% of all memes found out there might be mostly about politics. 

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    #10

    Hilarious-Brainy-Memes

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    April Caron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: I had a 5 year old foster kiddo who wanted to be a ninja for Halloween one year. She wore her costume every day for two weeks, leading up to Halloween. One day her older sister said, “I don’t know why you insist on wearing that stupid costume. You’re not a real ninja.” To which she replied, “Did you see that crazy ninja move?” [News flash… there was no move. She remained completely still.] And her sister indignantly said, “What move?!” The 5 year old ninja responded, “Exactly. Because I’m a ninja!” And I still think about the genius in that child even though she’s in college now.

    OphelieTheCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ᴛʜɪs sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And MIT offers a Certificate of Pirate

    VicGame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will the final exams be held at Shang Tsung's island?

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    Hilarious-Brainy-Memes

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, why do people keep downvoting innocent comments... have an upvote from me!

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    sadmrguna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Select "in front of text" and then you can move that thing wherever you want.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another completely innocent comment that was downvoted- what the heck. Here's an upvote

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    #1 Candevil Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    google slides after you change the theme but you had everything set up

    infifthposition
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the whole room just bursts into flames and my computer cries “how could you?”

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    #12

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    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro those 10 minute videos carried me through almost everything, if u hear the accent, u can trust them

    Per-Ole Sjuve
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you won't get a call from Microsoft... /*Edit to fix grammar

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    Spannermonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absence of an (as we know it) internet may be why I failed calculus in 1992.

    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chemistry teacher used to have her own YouTube channel so maybe that’s why I understood everything she taught

    shanila.pheonix_
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would trust that guy with my life. i already trusted him with my grades anyway.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this running joke that for any difficult math or science subject, you'll be able to find a grainy video where a guy with a heavy indian accent explains and breaks down the subject. It's somehow always just a guy with a whiteboard but that person is able to precisely and perfectly teach anything. I actually taught myself vector multiplication and u-substitution with such videos.

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    Chickens are fluffy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube and Quizlet is the only reason I'm getting though school

    bruh JJ’s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Najeeb! He can teach med students ANYTHING!

    ⋆sunxflower⋆
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    without him, i'd have failed all my exams

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    Given its importance to many people, it makes sense that folks would turn to memes as a method of political communication. Even setting aside politics, young people report making and sharing memes, often when they don’t know how to express a concept or feeling in words. Since memes use shared knowledge and references, it makes communication desperately simple. 

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    #13

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    Painted Dog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What truly makes you human is the anxiety you feel if you should pick a square or not because the corner has a bit of traffic light.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the irony of ME, a human, having to prove to a computer that I am not a computer.

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    Dr Robert Neville
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Traffic lights are easy, mopeds though, I've thrown my phone across the room because of mopeds.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember what it's selling, but there's a commercial here where a robot is trying to pass the captcha test. He asks for help from the human sitting at the next desk.

    Gworlypop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs love and care for each other… that’s why I’m a cat person.

    Dainty72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! The robots are catching on.

    Jade (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yes. Not all of us feel empathy.

    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you are daltonic.

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    Painted Dog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pane in the glass.

    Jade (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been 5 minutes, I'm SILL laughing at this

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    Demonic child of hades
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i gave my brother an apple watch by tied a string around an apple

    Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heh *insert anya face*

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More realistically, deer are just kangaroos with branches stuck to their heads.

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you implying that it's not realistic for a deer to go to prison?

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    Powerful Katrinka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kangaroo on the right was named Roger. He is, alas, no longer with us, but there is a huge statue in his memory.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone downvoted you, so have an upvote from me to even it out <3

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    Stary_cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly though the jacked ones are the scariest

    Julia Mckinney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen the video of the man rescuing a dog from a kangaroo in the river? The way the kangaroo stands, staring at the guy on the video. *shivers*

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep watch out for roos. They will f**k your car up

    Guinevere89
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm saddened that no one has yet jumped on an Australia as a Prison Island joke

    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went for a walk today, saw a few roos, nothing unusual there. BUt I swear I also saw some deer.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's fascinating to look at their heads/faces and realize that they are only extremely distantly related. You're like way more closely related to a deer that a deer is to a kangaroo.

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The roo in the picture was named Roger, he passed away a few years ago.

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    As a result, the vast majority (75%) of people between the ages of 13 and 36 share and even make memes. Older generations are also avid meme-users, but not to the extent that millennials and Gen-Z engage with it. While the concept of a meme has broadened to such an extent that it can be hard to pin down exactly what it means, the average 20-year-old is sending at least one meme a week. 

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it's the "Xavier" of humanity again!

    Printerman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact he used the term "peel skin" referencing an egg confirms the issues are deep and highly suspect.

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    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the name of the father, the son and the holy pdf!

    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello brethren, welcome to my humble adobe

    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of Adobe compels you!

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    surprised bitcoin ain't up there with the other gods?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so if a high priest of PDFism goes rogue on us, we call him a pdf-phile.

    B.M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried IT in german: only fifth place around here : Buddhism seems to bei more popular rhan PDF...

    #1 Candevil Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The PDF church welcomes anyone into their adobe

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    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this several times and by now you would think I wouldn't see a t-rex first but I do; takes a while to see what it actually is still

    P R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Man, it's a T-Rex, obviously

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    #1 Candevil Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    five minutes to make it even a little of a person

    Terran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called convergent evolution

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    Incidentally, why people send memes can vary just as much. The previously linked survey found that most people (74%) send a meme to elicit a chuckle from a loved one. At the same time, nearly half send a meme as a follow-up or reaction to something someone else has sent them. In other words, play your cards right and you might get a nearly endless chain of meme-sending. 

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its unlike Disney to take someone else's "culture" and change it to something different

    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only person who actually HATES disney, like, they bought out so many things and turned them into literal s**t, and also, like why do i have to watch a show thats been horribly disfigured by disney

    Deleila Charlie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!!! When I tell people that I hate Disney, they look at me like I've told them I'm a mass murderer.

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    Abel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you are not a pirate. You are an average human. Not criminal.

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is distinctly not pirate behaviour

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think of the SpongeBob episode where they say a pirate never lies

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not theft if it's stolen already.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its also technically not theft if you dont get caught

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    whaaaaaaaaaa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you guys get mad but I had watched the show and it was really good. Stop making a big deal out of everything please

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, they most definitely understand piracy when they find a grandmother painting some Disney icon to give to their infant grandchild. Or anyone else that does creative stuff on small or large scale. They love to introduce people to their army of attorneys.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat can sell extended car warranties to people who don't own a car.

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He keeps calling me at work, trying to sell me toner cartridges.

    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat will make all the sales.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firefighters, tell this woman to stop petting me. "On it, conductor!"

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has to wait like 18 years until its fur type develops

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dalmatian puppies and Siamese kittens are often 'blank' before the permanent ink starts to seep through. Could happen here too.

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    Tabitha
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or tough-looking, totally anti-establishment, diehard punk rock couples who have a toddler daughter who sleeps in a 100% Barbie doll pink bedroom and ONLY wears Disney Princess dresses. That, my friends, is love, and the total acceptance that your child is their own person.

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both parents are like: pretty sure that's not mine.

    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like an empty page coming out of a printer.. I get you.

    pat hayes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even so....a totally adorable photo!😍

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tit for tat not tat for tot

    Alex
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the guy was an island brother for like two seconds but then I remembered that they only f**k their brothers

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    Even if this hasn't happened to you, the sheer demand for memes can be traced in Google searches. The word meme alone is searched for twice as often as “Jesus,” although he does somewhat regain his popularity during Christmas or Easter. But regardless, memes are a mainstay of what we tend to see on the internet.  

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    #22

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    PeachPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere there's a video: Guy said this on the phone to his buddy, his buddy starts ranting about how that was a good thing, that his girlfriend was bad for him, etc. Guy then tells his buddy that she is standing right there with him and that they just got married. Oops.

    Tabitha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or his friend starts asking him to confirm that Rachel is truly 100% unattached, then tries to get her number from him.

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    Igor914624
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got slapped hard for introducing my wife as "my first wife".

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My BIL always introduced his girlfriend as his future ex wife.

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    ⋆sunxflower⋆
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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    #23

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    𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im still in school yet relate to this so much somehow

    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you fall asleep at 4:30pm on Thursday and wake up at 1:36am on a Friday freaking tf out

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    Memaw Mitch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    48 and just last week had my millionth dream I couldn't remember my locker combo

    JJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel you. I'm always very close to failing my A-levels, except for that in the very same dream I already graduated university...

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    Karen Grace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the adult version. I dream that I was really busy and forgot my work schedule so I missed work. I'm 68 and retired.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at a University for the 14 years after I graduated from the same University. I think it took about 8 years for me to stop having nightmares where I had signed up for a class during lunch break or something and then forgot that I'd done that and missed the whole semester and now I had to write the final. I *still* have dreams where I'm a student again and taking a full load but when one class ends I realize I don't know where the next one is and I'm frantically trying to figure out where to go before I miss it entirely. I don't even work there any more.

    Sarah Hall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping too well is dangerous. You know something is wrong when you're as comfy as when your alarm goes off.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best sleep is the 10 minutes between your the first alarm and when you wake up panicked because it's likely been an hour.

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    E.V.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 38 and recently had a dream that I failed an exam in HS. I was so relieved when I woke up lol

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in my 60s and still have dreams about being unprepared / late / etc for school.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    52? He looks older than me and I remember Robeline.

    Kristin Carter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to get downvoted but I can’t resist. nap so good? That is not at all proper grammar

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    Justin Rogers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just my winter coat. I'm not out of shape, round is a shape

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbed wire and horses is a match made in h3ll. And if you've ever seen a laminitic pony, you will understand that a fat pony is an unhealthy one.

    Skinny Pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This horse thinks he's a guinea pig

    Lars Bouw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Je hebt sier paarden & werk paarden, maar ik ben een lui paard..

    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course im in shape bro. round is a shape

    Maria Maria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes Google fat miniature horses just because it makes me so darn happy to see their profound cuteness.

    Jasmijn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah well you try catching one of the little buggers when he knows he’s going to brought down to the yard for his appointment with the farrier.

    Joy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S/he knows s/he's beautiful. A spring in the step and a smile on the face. Go you, you beautiful little horse you ❣

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    In 2019, on Instagram alone, over one million memes were shared every single day. Doubtless, that number has only grown since then. Obviously, the entire world isn’t sending the same two or three memes back and forth, even though it can feel like that at times. Instead, every interest and fan group now makes its own memes, so there is a little something for everyone. 

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    #25

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    Pandora
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet has ruined me. 🤦‍♀️

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, grammar is important. It's not found very often on BP.

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    Mark
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably faster than an A-10 going brrrrrt

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess after their 3 second fights he took that mocking bird and the diamond ring away

    AnkleByter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather be in a relationship with M&Ms, they're delicious.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really wanna hear them argue

    Whydoyoucare? She/her cis/les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Yousaidyoulovedme” ”yesididandistilldo” “thenwhywouldyouloadthedishwasherintheworstwaypossible?!”

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    #1 Candevil Fan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    therapbattleswerewitnessingrightnowarebeyondhumanability

    Alex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he accidentally plays Superman.😉

    Cat lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this true? Mr. Marshall is such a nice guy

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    #27

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next up in the line: Eau De Faux King D'or... XP

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precisely. I need this

    Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *insert that meme of the smug leonardo dicaprio with a wine glass*

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    #28

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    Painted Dog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA

    Isabella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine a Batman with an electric vehicle, waiting for it to charge?

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Ethanol. Batman!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotham's in New Jersey though, so I don't think he's allowed to do that himself. Meaning Batman needs to ask the assistant to come fill up the Batmobile

    Tom Nagel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is from Baltimore MD. He's no longer alive. He's was a good dude.

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    Duncan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batman's superpower is being rich.

    Max Fox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Batman is the only superhero who is not really a superhero because he has no superpowers.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can't laugh that hard without choking...hahahahaha

    Dead Man Talking
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't the real Batman. Everyone knows my ca...er... His car is atomic, & doesn't use gas.

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    SadieCat17 (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nile is absolutely great. There's two channels: NileBlue (entertaining experiments with silly things) and NileRed (demented unregulated chemistry). He's essentially a real life mad scientist that does insane chemistry stuff. He converted cotton balls to cotton candy by breaking down the cellulose with glucose, did some magic to change toluene (paint thinner) into artificial cherry flavoring and then made soda with it, and did an experiment to test if cyanide actually smells like almonds. I'm rather surprised that this man is still alive.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking the important questions

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to ask John Haigh that question. Oh wait, you can’t, thanks to the British Justice System and the precision work executed by Mr Albert Pierrepont. (If you know, you know.)

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dissolving. not vaporizing. dissolving.

    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, 60 million views??

    PeachPossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 million, not 60 million, but then again, the number is cropped to the left...

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    lonely miso
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about a multilingual green owl? (Don’t tell duo I said that)

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A human-like chicken? Asking for a friend (he is so annoying..)

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Data data, potahtah, potatah.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. One is his name and the other is not.

    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the reference. I always liked how that was addressed in the show.

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    wowbagger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either pronunciation is fine. What bugs me is when people forget that 'data' is a plural word. 'Datum' is the singular.

    StumblingThroughLife
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say Data as if I'm calling out to the sentient android in ST: TNG. 🙃

    kazuha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i live in australia but i say "daytah" not "dahtah"

    Definitely a Human
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this joke a lot. And it's always cute how USians think there's only two ways.

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    So hopefully you enjoyed this list of “brainy memes” and perhaps came away with knowing something new. Can a meme be educational? Let us know in the comments. And if you are still interested in some big brain energy memes, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our other article “Brainy Memes.”

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    #31

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    Marley Nachi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this suit dye

    Patsy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I used to have my hair those same colours! I miss that.!

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    hungryghost
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That suit is legen...wait for it...dary!

    SobyKay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very northern lights, I dig it

    Jaya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gorgeous! Amazing colours.

    Brian Droste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it change color as you move?

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt there are flat earthers who believe this

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told this to one of them and he totally bought it.

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    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is genius! Never heard this joke before.

    Moxitron Jazz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *inhales deep on a joint* "ohhhh, word???"

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great, now that you've said it, someone will start a society for it

    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It already exists. That fits in perfectly with the flat earth dome theories, aside from the ones that believe outside the dome is all water

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    Mir Adwari
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky" (reminded me of this episode).

    Miriam L
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's big brain thinking! Meteorites must be where the string broke on the mobile!

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    Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't no flat earthr, but it is true. the aliens told me so.

    Anna Meyers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed this to my daughter. Her reaction was a stunned, rapid eye blink stare into the distance.

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in, that's why rain is thin. (Spike Milligan)

    Michael Travis Risner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are obviously our ancestors looking down on us.

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    Tabitha
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the poor garbage collectors when they see these. If it’s not Halloween or April Fools Day, I mean.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now when you actually dispose of a body, no one will know it's a body

    Jessica Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made one of those for Halloween (two skeletons were carrying it). My male-Karen neighbor called the cops on me.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't put out any Halloween decorations, maybe this would be a good one.

    Anya Foxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle knick knack is that you?

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again why did I laugh way to hard at this one

    Lemme get the lemons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the post that every other time has deservedly been called cringe

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    Saddest_Lion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly, HOLY S**T THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yh, ikr its SO annoying when my girlfriend gets shocked at the dead bodies in my freezer 😒😒

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many dead hitchhikers does it take to change the bulb in my basement?... Apparently more than 4 as its still dark

    Dr Robert Neville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me, shouldn't Resident Alien be back on soon?

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I have a nineteen year olds body too!!!!!

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! That's my line! I always say: "I have the body of a twenty year old ... in my trunk." ;)

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    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if u reverse avengers:endgame, u see thanos healing vision

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you reverse the Curious Case of Benjamin Button it's about a man.

    Charity Gosswiller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you watch wall-E backwards it’s about a robot escaping humans and going home to play Minecraft.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but think about where did the limbs actually come from. Pls don't downvote tho.

    ISAAC ROSSIL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you reverse Shrek it's about an ogre who kidnaps a man's wife, puts her in a tower, alienates his friends, and winds up living in a swamp Credit-Buzzfeed

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww shark is good boy, caring boy. People are friends, not food.

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone always demonizes that poor shark when he's really helping people. :)

    Whiteout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to untrauma your trauma

    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget about the blood it's donating.

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    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah that mf looks like hes about to f*****g blink sideways

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zombie of Caesar

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also his pupils are suspect for opioids

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    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it that makes ppl turn their backs on humanity when they get money/power.

    Spinning sharkyy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the guy who got possessed in that one Doctor who episode- I swear

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    Northlander72
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be careful. I once waited so fast I ended up going back in time, which meant I had to wait even more. It was the longest day of my life.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be valuable in so many situations...

    Some Weirdo
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh this is amazingly hilarious

    Zach Heimann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend and I always joke about this

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    Rainstorm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woah that's weird, it looks like it was moving and now it looks partially transparent?? I think the person taking the picture has their hand resting on the headrest and their hand ended up there

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    Cat Palmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I pet them? Because I really want to pet them.

    Karen Startz Richardson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a similar encounter with a zebra in a drive-through wildlife park. Kiddo...I freaked out, too. 🦓

    Cassie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive-through safaris like this are terrible for animals and children.

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. This picture tugs my heart for the child especially.

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    two-sided llama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg im such a big fan of your work can I get your autograph

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beggar-noses... "pleeeeeezzzee??" My horses always make these lips

    Michael Largey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's shrieking "Who tattooed that nice horsey?"

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    DB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing 1 and Thing 2.

    Minh Chau Do
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be a Nancy Drew reference? Not sure, just genuinely asking.

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose that is pretty funny while they are still babies.

    Annabel Again
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternately, it's pretty funny always as long as they too are laughing about it

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favouritism. When I used to have to pick 2 groups for skiing or whatever I'd always call one group A and the other group 1.

    Rick Funk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an identical twin, I can appreciate that.

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “These things will not bite you, they just want to have fun!”…

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, it’s funny and mean at the same time. How did he decide who’s #1 and who’s #2? Birth order? If so, then he must’ve already been able to tell them apart to know which one was born first. Regardless, he should know that this act of his means he just gifted himself some massive mental health counseling bills to pay in the future, especially for poor #2.

    Pandasizing World Peace
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. I had to leave the hospital wristbands on my twins until one of them developed a strawberry birthmark on her cheek!

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you get rid of it? don't you need it for bowling alleys and bars after school? and yes, I'm referencing a mass shooting that killed 22 (so far) about 6 hours ago in Maine. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/active-shooter-incident-reported-lewiston-maine-live-updates-rcna122249

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The state of Maine's gun "laws": You don't need a permit to carry a gun, and you can buy a gun without a background check or waiting period. I feel absolutely terrible for the poor people and families affected by this recent mass shooting, but WHAT THE F**K?! We can't be shocked when s**t like this continues to happen. How about some goddamn common sense laws nation-wide, to START.

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    Johnnynatfan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g pathetic. And once again republicans will offer thoughts and prayers but won’t actually do anything to help ban weapons that the average citizen DOES NOT NEED!

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They go insane if their kids see a man in a dress but don't you dare take away their assault weapons.

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    J Adams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said this to a lot of American friends and always get shouted down, ‘what does amendment mean? It means to edit, change or add, so why is there such anger and opposition to changing a change? Times change whilst it was probably ok for a man on the frontier to own a rifle there’s no need for a suburban housewife to have one today’

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that's not even what it *meant*. It states: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed." It wasn't about people being able to defend themselves from the government, it was about people being able to defend their government from outside forces.

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    Mint Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't give them up too quickly if you're staying in America.

    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad that it has come to this for a meme.

    Sneaky Snake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People from US? Do you guys really love guns that much???

    Beth H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us absolutely do not. We're just as horrified and sickened as the rest of the world.

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    SuperDarkStudios
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm homeschooled so ig I throw my house in the air?

    Richard Michael
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you'll still need those for the University.

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    ThatG
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Playing the long game 👌🏼

    Kurichfield
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notes taken...plan engaged. Now I just need to outlive her...doh.

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    P R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should thank her, cuz using a wood-working tool while playing a video game would be dangerous.

    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is truly evil but smart. And witty too!

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be sure you don't plug her back in...She might reboot.

    Suzie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the detail and thought process .. will u marry me

    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're on life support, you won't be unplugging anything.

    Annabel Again
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe each party should say thank you when each respective unplugging occurs who knows tho not i

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    Noah Fein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right with that attention to detail, Hillenberg was a marine biologist.

    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always aggravated me. Why? I have absolutely no idea-

    TooTall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You apparently identify yourself with him. What's your computers name?

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    ️cleopatr1k ️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are two types of people: people who started singing the song to themselves, and liars

    Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The therepist: "Ah sorry, it ain't nothing but a mistake"

    Cloudy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that song so much

    shado
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm ... did not know Backstreet Boys were good friends of Richard Gere

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old version: "Doctor, I keep thinking every one is Tom Jones". Doctor: "It's not unusual."

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    Sum Guy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to see both the frown and smile

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way you look on the outside vs the way you Feel on the inside.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm wondering if No Man's Land actually has people in it or not...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently this is deliberate. The icelanders under I think Leif Erikson or his dad Erik the Red, or somesuch went to Greenland, saw a bit off moss and were like, "vell vi vånt to kolønize this but if vi kåll it iceland-2, følks wøn't come settle here. Let's kåll it Greenlånd."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have an upvote, partly to counteract the downvote goblin activity, but mostly to applaud your perfect Scandlish

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    Tabitha
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: When Greenland was named, it actually was green, and people were colonizing it. They spent a few generations farming and fishing there very successfully. But the climate changed with the onset of an ice age (we’ve had both big and little Ice Ages, some relatively recently), the crops died and the fish migrated away, so they left.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never really "Green", though there were places that were habitable until the Little Ice Age, which began in the 14th century. The same places that were habitable back then are habitable now. They did some farming (as much as they did in Northern Norway, where they also lived), and they could fish, hunt caribou, and hint seals. The issue is that Iceland wasn't covered by ice back then, that was propaganda to keep people from going there instead of to Greenland.

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    Katrina Nixon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This and raisin cookies masquerading as chocolate chip.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And go to England, and find me a single eng.

    Suzie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in UK .. litrally next to Iceland .. half of us have zero snow how? Why? When in the middle east it's snowing !!!

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And tohellyouride (the place in wherever in America) is pretty nice from what I heard, nothing close to hell

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    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the case of cardiac arrest, research shows mouth-to-mouth is not necessary and it is sufficient to continue chest compressions, but do check the airway for blockages. "The More You Know...!"

    laura lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, we don't do breaths anymore

    SheDeM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny AF, and darned close to true for us insomniacs

    John George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the story of the mouse who went home with a giraffe he met at the club...

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm going to be awake at three o'clock in the morning. Thanks for that. 😵‍💫

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting a ruff on 'em...putting them in the »cone of shame«...treating a giraffe with laryngitis...performing tonsillectomy on a giraffe...treating a giraffe's OSA (obstructive sleep apnea)...undergoing MRI of the cervical spine......and several more...🙋🏽

    Kaisa Koo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "blow harder! Blow harder!"

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    Alchemical Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle has one of these holes in the side of his head. He can fit a whole stud earring into it, which is extremely disturbing to watch.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be so cool to be able to breathe underwater! 🧜‍♀️

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    Emily Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not know this was a thing

    Violet Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A preauricular pit is a small hole in front of the ear, toward the face, that some people are born with. They’re usually harmless, however, sometimes they become infected - The Internet

    Jeweled Dragon (She/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother has one of those. They are evolutionary remnants of gills from when we were aquatic. Only about 5% of the population have them.

    P R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For changing your Sim card?

    Carla Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex best friend has one on each side.

    Scott J
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one between my eye and nose.

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    granny's got a lit gamer crafting station

    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she'd be burning some midnight oil with that thing.

    Richard Michael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of those old sewing stands as a table for my turntable.

    Lauraar71
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I feel Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb's vibes...

    Anna Meyers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sewing machine we had when I was little was an old Singer treacle machine that had been converted to electricity back in the 1920's. My mom bought it at a garage sale in 1962.

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Just slide it slowly into your mouth, while making eye contact.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a straight man and I will totally do this to any man who refuse to eat popsicle normally.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat bananas like this and it irritated my dad for some reason.

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hold it horizontally(like a sandwich) and bite it from the side

    Eric Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep your friends close...your shiv closer. Who could possibly be threatened by this?

    Deson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might have sensitive teeth so he can toss the chunks beyond them in smaller amounts.

    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the manliest of them all will purposely get the tongue cuts 😬

    Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so you're one of those straight people. Can't you just be gay for five minutes

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    Emma Stahl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need: plumer,electristian, exorcitst, emts,police, a preist, fire department,a lawer (someone needs to be sued)

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your outlets are crying, you need an exorcist.

    Heiko Braun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, you need another, empty bucket.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this how we get battery fluid?

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plumber first, electrician later. New home? NOW

    Elisabeth Chai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to turn off the water main, a plumber, an electrician, the fire brigade, and a coroner. Probably the police will get involved too

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    #51

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's math in the first hour?-

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can be sure that »maths« is definitely not his biggest thread as he is attempting to show up on time at school for second period with a wanton skipping of the first period beforehand...🕵🏽

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    Bored Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LUCKY MY SCHOOL STARTS AT 7:40

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine starts at 8:30 but it's half an hour away from my house. To get there you have to go on a highway as well, and there's usually a few car crashes there each week-

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    Dawn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay! *blinks* "You're late" said mum

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny how some folks seem to think all of the cows / pigs / chickens on farms would magically live in rainbow land if they were not being raised for food.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I'm sure tons of farmers would have a 300 head herd they couldn't use for anything, rather than making things like pigs extinct to fit more grain in.

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows on farms are generally called Stock Unit #1234 etc..

    Bisexual Frog<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandfather lets me name the cattle that are born even tho they are beef cattle and not dairy

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    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your sacrifice Chloe you will be delicious,

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a choice. I eat meat or get infusions every 3 to 6 months.

    Marinasongs1432
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither do I; the calcium and iron is something I critically need as I am more at risk for certain things without it, as I have no thyroid and less parathyroid.

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat less meat? Or no meat (if you can?) Sure. Not everyone can, and highly processed meat substitutes aren't the answer either.

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you buy from your local butcher. If they tried that there, the butcher would come out of the back room and catch them in an undignified position as they try to climb over the glass in front of the meat.

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A butcher wearing a bloody apron... bonus points if carrying a knife

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    Danny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro it is already dead what is the difference if I eat it or not

    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice! Now we can say grace and with a personalised touch: "Dear God, we thank you for Chloe: she was so tender...'

    Zach Heimann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIFFFE!🎶

    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, although the odds of a cow being named Tavi are slim..

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More of a mongoose name, if Kipling is to be believed.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has very knowing bone structure.

    #54

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh.. high fructose can syrup and fake news... with a decent slosh of "muh freedumbs"

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    Stary_cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “But officer you don’t understand because your zodiac is a broccolini!”

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im a candy corn no one understands how hard it is

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    Jade (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I know that the car is a Honda s2000?

    Matthew P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from 2Fast 2Furious. Horrible movie....

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does being 28 have to do with anythi- *does math* OH.

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say, but it took me a minute to get it!

    silowew628@picvw.com
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    2 years ago

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    I wish I was going to a sleepover to Kate.

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better not be 28, or over 16 for that matter.

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see he has a sense of humor. Got a great smile there, both of them actually.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I feel kinda bad that laughed at this.

    Multa Nocte
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    2 years ago

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    This is just cruel and not funny.

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from his expression he's the one who claimed it as his dad.

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    SuperDarkStudios
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really said "SI" it's 5AM and I haven't slept.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's clever, if it were 2010, I'd steal that an post it on facebook

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm at the point where calculating my age is too depressing

    Angela B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to scroll a looooong way to get to the year you were born.

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    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all be calculating your age? How tf you forget in the first place?

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, my coworker is so proud that he can calculate his age so easily because he was born in 2000.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs to calculate their age?

    TRina Lockary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    born in December, way to throw a wrench in my math

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to remember what year we're in order to calculate my age. I've realized that I've started doing this as I've gotten older.

    Tiff Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont need to calculate my age...i just know it

    The Sassy Wife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband thought he was 47 for two years when he was 45 & 46 years old.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a leg man myself (fried chicken that is)

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you think? - Can't we have both?"

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a chicken shop in tas called "legs and breasts". Gigglesnort

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    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg…. So awful so hilarious. I’m going to hell.

    142durandal
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most boring joke ive ever heard

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid is taking out 2 targets in one go

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aahh, another one i feel bad about laughing at. It is funny tho.

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    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha this and jumping off roofs into hot tubs!

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but no men operate based on logic. HAHAHHAHAHA

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we had crocodiles in my country, this is what I would be doing every weekend. Well, every weekend until my last, lol.

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is the fourthest of octobuary now

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! February SHOULD be spelled like that. So glad I was born in Septober.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    januarch februarch march aprarch mayarch junarch jularch augarch septembarch octobarch novembarch decembarch januil februil maril april mayil junil julil augil septembril octobril novembril decembril januay februay maray apray may junay julay augay septembay octobay novembay decembay januane februane marane aprine mayne june julyne augune septembene octobene novembene decembene janualy februaly marly aply mayly junly july auguly septembly octobly novembly decembly janust februst marust aprist mayst junst julst august septembust octobust novembust decembust januember februember marember aprimber maymber junber julber auguber september october november december (yes I'm a sadist how could you tell)

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this just makes the fear worse..

    Jess Ovo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's cuz they forgot an 'r' in february

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like AI makes more sense than we do. I fully support our AI Overlords.

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    Jade (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angel Dust from Hazbin Hotel. The famously gay spider

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a spider? Or do you mean only in demon form?

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're there losing their loose clothing.

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    Zach Heimann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give that man an award for his bravery

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, I was planning on eating 413 chicken nuggets for dinner. I guess I can only have 412...

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alligator on the left. Crocodiles have an elongated snout. 🐊

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One you say cya later to, the other you never smile at. 🤷‍♀️

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One will see you later. The other will see you in a while.

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocodile is snooty. Alligator is snubby.

    Jade (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the Iceland/Greenland thing, Crocodile has the "A" mouth, Alligator has the "C" mouth.

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green.”

    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's important to figure this out, because one you should never smile at.

    Indeed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crocodile on the left alligator on the right 🐊

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An alligator can eat your whole head in one bite. The croc eats it in pieces.

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured it out because "a" comes before "c" left to right ... right?

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    CouchChihuahua (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahh, when you feel THAT turn, u know u boutta be back home

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just pulled out of the driveway. Perfect time to ask if you are there yet

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    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click forgotten password, set a new one. Your new password cannot be the same as your old password.

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then you accidentally miss the password so many times that you disable your device

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire reason for the approach on try #3...

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    v
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is this meme and how have they not learned of copy/paste?

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    SarCaustic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he's Spider-Man, not Dolphin-Man.

    Tiff Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That movie was set in 1916 or there abouts

    silowew628@picvw.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    I hate the f*****g idiots who add unnecessary circles to images

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penisland. pls don't downvote, its a joke I learnt as a kid.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still cannot find Pen Island on any of my maps, is it in Micronesia?

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. I had to google "Bicis" and supposedly it's a financial institution in Dakar, Senegal. I don't see what's so funny about that.

    Jonathan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the personal jokes between husbands and wives when they are in front of their kids

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    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i remember someone told me i look like if the nerd emoji was a teenage girl😭

    General Spyro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen anyone explain that so perfectly also being a nerd = good and y’all can’t change my mind

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 What puts the kick in a chicken, the magic in June? It's just Aylmer's tune! 🎶 (IYKYK)

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    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every thousands grams I lift, I carry a kilo.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shhh you will confuse some people who still use "imperial".

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    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter if you're male, female, NB, LGBTQ+, at the end of the day, it's night

    #77

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would we do without this site?

    Bored&InSchool
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah the best part is the "learn why people trust wikihow"

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    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say you need some aloe for that burn but I don't even think there's any of them left.

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pope John XXIII. is said to have once signed a contemporary portrait of him with the signature "John 6:20". When the intrigued artist looked it up, it turned out to read "Be not afraid. it is me!"

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Biblically correct angels" are not a thing in art -one wonders why...

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saw this but with harambe as the angel in another corner of the internet

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    silowew628@picvw.com
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    2 years ago

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    Kevin Humble
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't that the truth... that's a holiday I will never forget.

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take transformer, it keeps your options open.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But transformers are robots, how would I be a robot if I am non-binary?

    Lex <3 (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because us nonbinary people are just cool like that 😎👍🏼

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    Danni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally, I would chose female, but with those options, I would prefer to be a transformer!!!

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I was a guy like me too, but I'm not

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a guy like me usually never turns out so great :/

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worked!!! The chosen one!

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fit type isn't a gender. I'm a woman who sometimes buy men clothes.

    ._.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fit types should just be "boobs" and "no boobs"

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people with boobs might not want clothing that "enhances" their form. Some men might not want darts in their shirts. Unless there is a new trend starting where women are objectifying MOOBS, then bring it on!!

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you intentionally unintentionally gaslight

    pep Ito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The genre is fluid my friend so it is best to buy a bottle

    Jaya
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    2 years ago

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    It's so weird how we put shirts into gendered categories. Why should men have to wear looser shirt fits and women more tightly fitting shirts? Imagine if we did that for everything: if you wanna buy lettuce, imagine you'd have to select 'men style lettuce' of 'women style lettuce'. Or if you buy a houseplant, if you have to click on whether you're a man or a woman. Lol.

    Maria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't weird. I need shirts that fit breasts. My husband does not.

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weed Tradescantia zebrina multiples by dividing.

    Alfonsothenerdyalpaca
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… So cells are the opposite of fractions?

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Divide a number by a decimal 😁 1 / 0.5 = 2

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be the guy with the body of a 19 year old....

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I've given tourists the wrong directions on the el I obsess over it for weeks. I'm so sorry.

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    giku T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Turkish we say either "live well" or "live long.."no deity involved

    crazydogmama
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say "Live Long and Prosper."

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We germans just say "Gesundheit" (Health)

    pep Ito
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spanish we say Jesús o Salud

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheist here, I just smile and nod, like a kid talking about how they sent a letter to Santa with their list of items for Xmas...

    Per-Ole Sjuve
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Norway we say "Prosit". A sneeze was seen as an omen for something good or bad that is going to happen. So "Prosit" was said as a wish for the omen to be good.

    Sneaky Snake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Tamil we say Nooru ayisu which means "May you live till 100 years"

    Jaya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Dutch we say "gezondheid", which means health. When I started to learn English, it was so strange to me that English has to bring religion into it. 'Hmm, a person is sneezing, let's talk about God'.

    Painted Dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atheist here, I say 'Bleshoo', lol

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    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's "impulsive thoughts." Similar in concept but very different. For example, an impulsive thought would be wanting to ask out the guy at the store counter. And intrusive thought would be something horrible you can't get out of your head no matter what you try. A common one is swerving into oncoming traffic or randomly stabbing yourself while cutting vegetables.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of those thought are reasons I don't take Buspar anymore.

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    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same bro, same. maybe id be in a casket tho

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive let my intrusive thoughts win once. i also have a hyperactive personality.

    Jcusack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine make me buy chocolate bars...

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope my intrusive thoughts win someday

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a special kind of clock now see that building over there

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    Kat Pekin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they put filters over this image of Ryan/BJ... it don't look right.

    Jesha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah it's how his corporate tan was and also motion blur.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoe Malone, an 80s movie starring McCauley Caulkin.

    Michael None
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment has been deleted Malone

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    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably not- aerodynamics and all that (i'm not good at this stuff ok)

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    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's all entirely fake!

    Cocoa pop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I thought I was the only one!

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still correct. Fire ants are bad bad bad.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are two types: "Most notorious (and vicious) is Solenopsis invicta Buren, the red imported fire ant (RIFA), followed by the much less common Solenopsis geminata (Fabricius), the tropical or native fire ant which is much less aggressive"

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    Stardrop
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao same. Sugar ants vs fire ants

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your crush texts you

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally me. usually because i read the message, want to wait a little to respond, realize that the other person knows im reading their message and type my message anyways lolol

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A guy in high school did cocain during his study for exams, and did his last line right before. He was sure he aced it, because he actually knew all the answers. When he got his test back he had failed with 0 points, because he wrote his own name wrong and had answered every question with a large " I know that "!.

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    Danni
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great job with the censor there! LOL

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, seriously laughed too hard at this one LOL

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    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO STOP NO I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT (wheres that snail memory erase thing from a few list additions above? i need that rn)

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was from an advert for London.

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    Stygtand
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something is delivered. The killing blow. Sorry ill go sit in my corner.

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at your comment. I'm going to move over so I can join you.

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly amazing censorship on a word that DOESN'T NEED CENSORING

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    Grammarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like that thing from Tumblr. A: Got called a lesbian in Wallmart today lads - B: Tell us what happened lad - A: I got called a lesbian - B: Why? - A: I was being a lesbian - B: In Wallmart? - A: Yeah it was in Wallmart

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's about to even things out!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am feeling guilty for laughing too much at this grade school joke. (AGAIN - saw it before). I think it is the expression on her face that makes the joke.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he just showed he has experience, nice to see the resume was accurate!

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to give him another soon enough

    Zoe Stanley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is correct, and none of them are for you

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them is next to the little sign saying “lettuce” and the other one is next to the little sign saying “cabbage”

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grocery delivery almost always brings the wrong one, I'm so tired of having BCTs!

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother once bought a cabbage instead of lettuce. He was 10.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The volleyball is lettuce, the bowling ball is cabbage.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of a cabbage can't you eat? His Nintendo.

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The setup of this is so forced that I’m inclined to think it’s fake.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every one of them will deserve it more and make better use of it than Elon Musk.

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    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if I didn't actually have to meet him - otherwise, not worth it!

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    LeiLah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could give everyone $22.50. I can't even give anyone $22.50 - I need every penny just to sustain. The price food, gas, and medical bills (and everything else)... I finally understand the HOW of the "rich get richer while the poor get poorer." After being in the workforce for 28 years, working hard to advanced my career, going back to school multiple times and taking many training courses and achieving numerous certifications and honors, I finally make the modern day equivalent to my starting salary! Woo hop!

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's brain ain't braining today.

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still needs to get Oceangated by his penis rocket though

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    Lydsylou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well my name is the name for a rich lady in the bible so hopefully thats some kind of prophesy about my life

    CJay M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a bublical rich lady named Lfjykejjeou?

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    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the amount of times my mom has done this and i woke up cuz i felt someone staring at me....

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for toddlers at 4 am who want a glass of water. But they're much scarier.

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mangos are so racist. In Australia we have Orange Mango. In Korea they have Australian Mango. And for iPad salesman we have Apple Mango.

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    Dane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, they're all three wrong! I have one though.....If you wrote the sentence, "There are three "too's" in the English vocabulary", how would you spell "too"?

    This panda says ur worth it
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are three ways to spell the word pronounced "too" in the English language

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    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how sometimes you know something is not right but can't think of the right answer. Reminds me of this conversation about a flashlight between my four-year-old cousin and his three-year-old brother: "That's not a swashswight. It's a swashswight!"

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "meanwhile" thing doesn't work. Those type of guys would be functionally immortal.

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually historians because they know that those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those who do learn history are doomed to watch others repeat it.

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    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People acting as if consequences for their actions is just women acting b****y...

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooh, somebody’s got issues ;)

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    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's an o PIE nion huck huck huck huck.

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    David A Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, oh I get it. The root. It would have been a better joke if it was a binary tree and he pulled out $16.

    shanila.pheonix_
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhhhh i get it now. square root baby

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    Stygtand
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me its not about being gay. I just like my personal space. And i respect other people’s personal space

    Matthew P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not wanting to see another guy's 🍌

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    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman, I prefer not to use the stall right next to someone else if there’s one open a little farther away.

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I have really bashful kidneys. If anyone at all is in the bathroom with me I can't pee. It doesn't matter how bad I got to pee it just ain't happening.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where would a woman see either case?

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want to be standing in the splash zone.

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    deejak
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    2 years ago

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    Still too soon.

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….. (lives in area) always too soon

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    Judes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks a little like the Twin Towers with smoke coming off the top.

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    Huyang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see 4 judgemental ostrich eyes.

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    Mav Mav
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    come on now, how many of you just tried this?

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    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think of it in terms of being able to forwards and backwards in time, yes. If just forwards, it's A.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have at least changed A and C to pm to make it a bit more challenging

    Ari Maranichi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I know! It's the invisible option ( E. all of the above)

    Just Another Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D. This is closest because it’s only 3 minutes away. All other times are farther away by number of minutes. The question doesn’t say “closest without going over”. It just says “closest “.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When counting in am/pm there is nothing after 12... Right? (says a 24hr clock user). So in my logic B and D are invalid. so that leaves C.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually not true, though your logic made sense. We go from 11:59 to12:00 and then we go through the 60 mins and go to 1:00. 12:00 is midnight.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am = ante meridiem; before the middle of the day. So, 12pm should be noon and 12am should be midnight. Just my view. Also, this is why when I set a clock for 12, I set it to 11:59am or 11:59pm so I can be certain.

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    deejak
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. It's the getting out of bed part that's hard.

    Just Another Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, you know……7am compared to yelling at MAN WITH GUN makes early morning not so bad. Hahaha.

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    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Choose your battles wisely."

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago

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    SarCaustic
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PhotoShop, or saline or other product injected into the bicep?

    SarCaustic
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    2 years ago

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    Entity_unfound She/they/it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he did raise his voice then he would already be dead bro

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    Surenu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the word 'rude' censored. I'm starting to think advertisers are letting a really bad AI make those decisions.

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women: I want a man who isn’t sexist Men: why do women ask the IMPOSSIBLE of us!!! 😭

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women:I want a man over 6 feet tall Men: I want a woman under 60 kg Me:Why does it matter

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you believe that there's a single continent of 'America'

    Clown fish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there is Asia, Australia, Europe, Africa, Antarctica...

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    2 years ago

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia

    Nicolas Schirvel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe : Check Asie : Not check Amérique : Not check Afrique : Not check Antartique : Not check

    River wolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Europe and the north and south before America but otherwise yes

    Stygtand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure asia and europe is the same continent, and is called euroasia

    Moosy Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eurasia, and geographers are still fighting geologists over this. :p

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justice may be blind, but lawyers can be dumb.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's hoping Alina Habba will soon be saying the same thing

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    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, you’re supposed to throw one at each of them

    LeiLah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look it up. Don't like it.

    Silly-Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where were you on that September morning?

    Squishy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "America" isn't a sole continent, now go to sleep brain

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    Danny
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's what it feels like to drive a Ford f-250

    Ward Boydens
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how is this a relatable meme?

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it doesn't! It says to take the second exit.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who said "I don't go straight!! I go Gaily Ahead!!"

    ShellsBells
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 10 years ago, I saw a bumper sticker on a car while sitting in traffic. It's said, "I'm so gay I can't even drive drive straight." I still love it.