50 Hilarious Memes That Kind Of Have A Point, As Shared On “Brainy Memes” (New Pics)
InterviewMemes are truly an incredible way to see how many points of reference people around the globe have in common. But, let’s face it, humans are curious, clever and often enjoy a challenge, so there is a whole subset of memes designed to tickle your intellect.
The “Brainy Memes” Facebook page gathers posts and content that might give you big brain energy and entertain you at the same time. We got in touch with the page's admins to learn more. So make yourself comfortable before you scroll through, get some paper to take notes, be sure to upvote your favorites, and share your thoughts in the comments.
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Everyone used to use those biscuit tins to store sewing stuff…my Nan had one too!
Um, that would be us nihilists over here watching the chaos brew while sipping on a cuppa tea ☕️
Load More Replies...They're excellent for dipping in coffee.
Load More Replies...Pedro Pascal did a skit on SNL when he hosted. Threw the cookies away and put sewing supplies in all while being dressed as a grandma.
Bored Panda got in touch with the person behind “Brainy Memes” and they were kind enough to answer some of our questions. We were curious to hear if there was any story behind the page's creation. “I want to manage a meme group where the posts are approved based on what I find funny and relatable and also what I think would be funny and relatable for most people. I wanted a meme group where the posts don’t feel forced, or like spam, that’s why I created Brainy Memes.”
Naturally, we were curious to hear their insight into the content's popularity. “It doesn’t contain posts that are approved just for engagement and reach. The content in Brainy Memes is approved because it genuinely made me laugh as the Admin. It’s not generic and isn’t intended to ride the bandwagon or mainstream topic just for the attention.”
THE WAR OF 1812 STARTED IN 1982. THE SPANISH AMERICAN WAR WAS BETWEEN AMERICA AND RUSSIA. THE SIX YEAR WAR WAS 8 YEARS. A BLUE WHALE IS PINK. SOUTH AMERICA IS SOUTH OF ASIA. NORTH DAKOTA IS ON THE BOTTOM OF SOUTH DAKOTA.
Load More Replies...I actually managed to work that out without a calculator or pen/pencil and paper! It took a while, but i managed to work it out by drawing imaginary numbers on my desk with my finger! I got "12", and i proved it by adding 9 + 12 and getting 21! AHHH! Now ask me how I managed to add 9 to 12 without a calculator or pen/pencil and paper! Easy-peasy! Starting with the number 12, I mentally added, one at a time (but very quickly) the number of "dots" on the face of a "9" playing card!
In case you're wondering, 21 - 9 is 30. Obviously. (this is satire lol)
uh don't think he's the first. uh have seen it spelled like that before.
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, memes are now a mainstay of internet communication. While you might have expected the very first meme to at least have some text (many early memes are almost entirely text-based), in fact, some researchers believe that it was a lot simpler. In fact, you could probably recreate it with your keyboard right now.
If you haven't guessed yet, the first internet meme is thought to be the immortal “:-)” which used to be ubiquitous, until we replaced it with emojis. Scott Elliott Fahlman, a computer scientist and professor at Carnegie Mellon University is credited with creating the first smiley emoticon, which now also doubles as the first internet meme.
I want flat earthers to explain the term "hull down" then tell me again the world is flat.
On lookout duty on HMCS Vancouver as we sail across the Pacific. Saw an oil tanker suddenly appear on the horizon, it looked as if she rose from the depths. Sorry flat earthers, the world is round.
Load More Replies...The earth can't be flat because if it was, there would be cats all around the edge pushing things over the side!
We've been trying, but there are a LOT of things! First to go? Flat Earthers
Load More Replies...bro these downvote fairies omg, I've found 4 innocent comments with downvotes so far. Have an upvote :D
Load More Replies...Funny thing is, flat earthers don't get that joke as a slight against them.
Load More Replies...I want to go to a convention where they invite both flat earthers and hollow earthers and watch sparks fly.
Be sure to rent SEVERAL DOZEN popcorn machines.... We'll need them
Load More Replies...I've never met a real flat earther that I know of, but if I do, I'm going to ask them to explain time zones to me. I'm going to ask them to explain to me why I can place a video call at sunny 3 o'clock in the afternoon in the US to my in-laws in the UK, and it's 8pm and dark outside there. I'm gonna ask them to explain why I can plainly see that the moon is round, the sun is round, all the other planets that I can see through a telescope are also round, but for reasons that no one can explain how the EARTH ended up being the ONLY celestial body shaped like a frisbee. I've also never gotten a reasonable explanation as to who benefits from covering up the "fact" that the earth is flat. What does "the government" actually gain from keeping that under wraps? How, exactly, would life change if the flerfers were right all along?
Ugh, for some reason Facebook in its wisdom sent me a flat earth video the other day so I watched a bit until I couldn't stand the nonsense any longer. Apparently the conspiracy is between ALL governments, all over the world (although, it seems there are only 4 - USA, China, Russia and Europe, lol) because if we believe the earth is just a small blue marble in a vast, uncaring universe, then - gasp! - people will no longer believe in God!! The reasoning behind this?? Don't ask me, I had rolled my eyes too far back in my head at that point to watch any more. 🙄
Load More Replies...The curve is straight out. if the earth was flat youd be able to see forever, but eventually the horizon drops off. There is your curve.
I just want the flat earthers to send a photo of the edge already! Then I want one to lean waaaaay over that edge and take a photo of the underside. I really don't think it's too much to ask.
Do these people seriously exist? Do they think the pictures from space are part of a huge government conspiracy or what?
OK, so tell me, have any of you ever been to the edge of this flat planet? Has anybody? Where is it? We’ve explored every inch of the Earth, and have seen the whole thing from space, so where’s this edge you keep squawking about? Show me satellite images of it. I want to see what’s beyond that edge. Well? I’m waiting for you to explain it to me, and show me concrete proof it exists. I’m still waiting.
As it often happens with memes, the smiley emoticon took on a life of its own, despite Scott Fahlman’s intentions that it be used as a marker of sarcasm. Indecently, the “sad face” emoticon, which you can easily recreate with your own keyboard, was supposed to designate “serious talks.” Good intentions, but the internet simply does what it wants.
well then I have one for you. on a stormy night stare at them through their window and when they wake up disappear when lightning strikes ( its also recommended to then appear beside their bed.)
Load More Replies...Why don't buses have poles on the outside you can just grab onto in order to accomplish this?
The old London buses used to. Some still do actually. I think they're called hoppers or something :)
Load More Replies...I wanna push someone down the stairs. But they don't get hurt-4 the most part.🤣 I'm serious tho
it's like in tv-shows and movies when the villain who has no super powers disappears in like, 2 seconds from a room when another character has their back turned, and they're like, "there must be a trap door or hidden door somewhere", they find it, and there's NO WAY someone could use it in 2 seconds. How can someone get on a bus if it's going more than 4 miles an hour?
I did that with a friend when we were kids. She was angry for days because I could do magic and wouldnt teach her and kept "lying" about the trick.
It always creeps me out when I get an email from Pinterest that says "someone just started following you"... it's in the subject line before the source...not good when you're super tired from classes.
Can someone tell me where these screen grabs are from please.
I think they meant A.I. (capital i not lower case L). Artificial Intelligence. Your not alone in seeing it the way you did.
Load More Replies...That's me everytime when my kids ask me if a number is big or small 🤣
I’ve always felt that the flat earth folks are pulling the longest prank in world’s history. Like they started it as a joke and now have to keep up the charade.
I’m convinced flat earthers are really just a load of physicist trolling each other online.
How would satellites orbit a flat earth? Can we put the flerfers and the conspiracy theorists who believe in Jewish space lasers in a room together and watch them debate?
How do you know satellites really exist? Perhaps they are just props designed to make you believe the Earth is round. Round earthers are so gullible. /S
Load More Replies...While these memes are certainly brainy and do their best to amuse, the average meme out there is political in nature. Whether this is good or not is certainly debatable, but savvy pundits and just concerned voters have all realized the usefulness of memes in communicating ideas very rapidly. The result is that up to 60% of all memes found out there might be mostly about politics.
True story: I had a 5 year old foster kiddo who wanted to be a ninja for Halloween one year. She wore her costume every day for two weeks, leading up to Halloween. One day her older sister said, “I don’t know why you insist on wearing that stupid costume. You’re not a real ninja.” To which she replied, “Did you see that crazy ninja move?” [News flash… there was no move. She remained completely still.] And her sister indignantly said, “What move?!” The 5 year old ninja responded, “Exactly. Because I’m a ninja!” And I still think about the genius in that child even though she’s in college now.
Omg, why do people keep downvoting innocent comments... have an upvote from me!
Load More Replies...Another completely innocent comment that was downvoted- what the heck. Here's an upvote
Load More Replies...google slides after you change the theme but you had everything set up
no the whole room just bursts into flames and my computer cries “how could you?”
bro those 10 minute videos carried me through almost everything, if u hear the accent, u can trust them
Hopefully you won't get a call from Microsoft... /*Edit to fix grammar
Load More Replies...The absence of an (as we know it) internet may be why I failed calculus in 1992.
My chemistry teacher used to have her own YouTube channel so maybe that’s why I understood everything she taught
i would trust that guy with my life. i already trusted him with my grades anyway.
There's this running joke that for any difficult math or science subject, you'll be able to find a grainy video where a guy with a heavy indian accent explains and breaks down the subject. It's somehow always just a guy with a whiteboard but that person is able to precisely and perfectly teach anything. I actually taught myself vector multiplication and u-substitution with such videos.
Load More Replies...YouTube and Quizlet is the only reason I'm getting though school
Given its importance to many people, it makes sense that folks would turn to memes as a method of political communication. Even setting aside politics, young people report making and sharing memes, often when they don’t know how to express a concept or feeling in words. Since memes use shared knowledge and references, it makes communication desperately simple.
What truly makes you human is the anxiety you feel if you should pick a square or not because the corner has a bit of traffic light.
And the irony of ME, a human, having to prove to a computer that I am not a computer.
Load More Replies...Traffic lights are easy, mopeds though, I've thrown my phone across the room because of mopeds.
I don't remember what it's selling, but there's a commercial here where a robot is trying to pass the captcha test. He asks for help from the human sitting at the next desk.
It's been 5 minutes, I'm SILL laughing at this
Load More Replies...i gave my brother an apple watch by tied a string around an apple
More realistically, deer are just kangaroos with branches stuck to their heads.
Are you implying that it's not realistic for a deer to go to prison?
Load More Replies...That kangaroo on the right was named Roger. He is, alas, no longer with us, but there is a huge statue in his memory.
Someone downvoted you, so have an upvote from me to even it out <3
Load More Replies...Have you seen the video of the man rescuing a dog from a kangaroo in the river? The way the kangaroo stands, staring at the guy on the video. *shivers*
I'm saddened that no one has yet jumped on an Australia as a Prison Island joke
I think it's fascinating to look at their heads/faces and realize that they are only extremely distantly related. You're like way more closely related to a deer that a deer is to a kangaroo.
The roo in the picture was named Roger, he passed away a few years ago.
As a result, the vast majority (75%) of people between the ages of 13 and 36 share and even make memes. Older generations are also avid meme-users, but not to the extent that millennials and Gen-Z engage with it. While the concept of a meme has broadened to such an extent that it can be hard to pin down exactly what it means, the average 20-year-old is sending at least one meme a week.
The fact he used the term "peel skin" referencing an egg confirms the issues are deep and highly suspect.
yes, I also got PDF on first search suggestion.
Load More Replies...so if a high priest of PDFism goes rogue on us, we call him a pdf-phile.
Anything can be a T-Rex if you try hard enough..
Load More Replies...I had to go back and try to figure out how it wasn't.
Load More Replies...I've seen this several times and by now you would think I wouldn't see a t-rex first but I do; takes a while to see what it actually is still
I think it's a guy doing a pushup with his fingers at a very odd angle.
Load More Replies...Incidentally, why people send memes can vary just as much. The previously linked survey found that most people (74%) send a meme to elicit a chuckle from a loved one. At the same time, nearly half send a meme as a follow-up or reaction to something someone else has sent them. In other words, play your cards right and you might get a nearly endless chain of meme-sending.
Its unlike Disney to take someone else's "culture" and change it to something different
Am i the only person who actually HATES disney, like, they bought out so many things and turned them into literal s**t, and also, like why do i have to watch a show thats been horribly disfigured by disney
Same!!! When I tell people that I hate Disney, they look at me like I've told them I'm a mass murderer.
Load More Replies...This makes me think of the SpongeBob episode where they say a pirate never lies
its also technically not theft if you dont get caught
Load More Replies...I know you guys get mad but I had watched the show and it was really good. Stop making a big deal out of everything please
Sadly, they most definitely understand piracy when they find a grandmother painting some Disney icon to give to their infant grandchild. Or anyone else that does creative stuff on small or large scale. They love to introduce people to their army of attorneys.
Dalmatian puppies and Siamese kittens are often 'blank' before the permanent ink starts to seep through. Could happen here too.
Load More Replies...Or tough-looking, totally anti-establishment, diehard punk rock couples who have a toddler daughter who sleeps in a 100% Barbie doll pink bedroom and ONLY wears Disney Princess dresses. That, my friends, is love, and the total acceptance that your child is their own person.
Even if this hasn't happened to you, the sheer demand for memes can be traced in Google searches. The word meme alone is searched for twice as often as “Jesus,” although he does somewhat regain his popularity during Christmas or Easter. But regardless, memes are a mainstay of what we tend to see on the internet.
Somewhere there's a video: Guy said this on the phone to his buddy, his buddy starts ranting about how that was a good thing, that his girlfriend was bad for him, etc. Guy then tells his buddy that she is standing right there with him and that they just got married. Oops.
Or his friend starts asking him to confirm that Rachel is truly 100% unattached, then tries to get her number from him.
Load More Replies...My BIL always introduced his girlfriend as his future ex wife.
Load More Replies...When you fall asleep at 4:30pm on Thursday and wake up at 1:36am on a Friday freaking tf out
Load More Replies...48 and just last week had my millionth dream I couldn't remember my locker combo
Feel you. I'm always very close to failing my A-levels, except for that in the very same dream I already graduated university...
Load More Replies...I do the adult version. I dream that I was really busy and forgot my work schedule so I missed work. I'm 68 and retired.
I worked at a University for the 14 years after I graduated from the same University. I think it took about 8 years for me to stop having nightmares where I had signed up for a class during lunch break or something and then forgot that I'd done that and missed the whole semester and now I had to write the final. I *still* have dreams where I'm a student again and taking a full load but when one class ends I realize I don't know where the next one is and I'm frantically trying to figure out where to go before I miss it entirely. I don't even work there any more.
Sleeping too well is dangerous. You know something is wrong when you're as comfy as when your alarm goes off.
Best sleep is the 10 minutes between your the first alarm and when you wake up panicked because it's likely been an hour.
Load More Replies...I’m in my 60s and still have dreams about being unprepared / late / etc for school.
I’m going to get downvoted but I can’t resist. nap so good? That is not at all proper grammar
I sometimes Google fat miniature horses just because it makes me so darn happy to see their profound cuteness.
In 2019, on Instagram alone, over one million memes were shared every single day. Doubtless, that number has only grown since then. Obviously, the entire world isn’t sending the same two or three memes back and forth, even though it can feel like that at times. Instead, every interest and fan group now makes its own memes, so there is a little something for everyone.
“Yousaidyoulovedme” ”yesididandistilldo” “thenwhywouldyouloadthedishwasherintheworstwaypossible?!”
Load More Replies...At this stage in internet history, nearly everything can be a meme. Stock images, random scenes from movies and television shows, literal images of animals, and infographics, the limits are simply the human imagination. At this point, some people can probably turn any random image into a meme template, if given some time.
Can you imagine a Batman with an electric vehicle, waiting for it to charge?
Load More Replies...Gotham's in New Jersey though, so I don't think he's allowed to do that himself. Meaning Batman needs to ask the assistant to come fill up the Batmobile
This guy is from Baltimore MD. He's no longer alive. He's was a good dude.
Load More Replies...This isn't the real Batman. Everyone knows my ca...er... His car is atomic, & doesn't use gas.
Nile is absolutely great. There's two channels: NileBlue (entertaining experiments with silly things) and NileRed (demented unregulated chemistry). He's essentially a real life mad scientist that does insane chemistry stuff. He converted cotton balls to cotton candy by breaking down the cellulose with glucose, did some magic to change toluene (paint thinner) into artificial cherry flavoring and then made soda with it, and did an experiment to test if cyanide actually smells like almonds. I'm rather surprised that this man is still alive.
I think he did lose part of his sense of smell?
Load More Replies...6 million, not 60 million, but then again, the number is cropped to the left...
Load More Replies...I get the reference. I always liked how that was addressed in the show.
Load More Replies...I say Data as if I'm calling out to the sentient android in ST: TNG. 🙃
I see this joke a lot. And it's always cute how USians think there's only two ways.
So hopefully you enjoyed this list of “brainy memes” and perhaps came away with knowing something new. Can a meme be educational? Let us know in the comments. And if you are still interested in some big brain energy memes, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our other article “Brainy Memes.”
Same! I used to have my hair those same colours! I miss that.!
Load More Replies...I told this to one of them and he totally bought it.
Load More Replies...It already exists. That fits in perfectly with the flat earth dome theories, aside from the ones that believe outside the dome is all water
Load More Replies..."For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky" (reminded me of this episode).
Now that's big brain thinking! Meteorites must be where the string broke on the mobile!
Load More Replies...Showed this to my daughter. Her reaction was a stunned, rapid eye blink stare into the distance.
Now when you actually dispose of a body, no one will know it's a body
I made one of those for Halloween (two skeletons were carrying it). My male-Karen neighbor called the cops on me.
I haven't put out any Halloween decorations, maybe this would be a good one.
Ah yes, the post that every other time has deservedly been called cringe
Roses are red, cacti are prickly, HOLY S**T THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
yh, ikr its SO annoying when my girlfriend gets shocked at the dead bodies in my freezer 😒😒
How many dead hitchhikers does it take to change the bulb in my basement?... Apparently more than 4 as its still dark
and if u reverse avengers:endgame, u see thanos healing vision
If you watch wall-E backwards it’s about a robot escaping humans and going home to play Minecraft.
If you reverse Shrek it's about an ogre who kidnaps a man's wife, puts her in a tower, alienates his friends, and winds up living in a swamp Credit-Buzzfeed
Everyone always demonizes that poor shark when he's really helping people. :)
nah that mf looks like hes about to f*****g blink sideways
This is the truest statement ever made about Zuckerberg.
Load More Replies...what is it that makes ppl turn their backs on humanity when they get money/power.
This is the guy who got possessed in that one Doctor who episode- I swear
Just be careful. I once waited so fast I ended up going back in time, which meant I had to wait even more. It was the longest day of my life.
woah that's weird, it looks like it was moving and now it looks partially transparent?? I think the person taking the picture has their hand resting on the headrest and their hand ended up there
Load More Replies...I had a similar encounter with a zebra in a drive-through wildlife park. Kiddo...I freaked out, too. 🦓
Absolutely. This picture tugs my heart for the child especially.
Load More Replies...Is this supposed to be a Nancy Drew reference? Not sure, just genuinely asking.
Load More Replies...Alternately, it's pretty funny always as long as they too are laughing about it
Load More Replies...Favouritism. When I used to have to pick 2 groups for skiing or whatever I'd always call one group A and the other group 1.
Like, it’s funny and mean at the same time. How did he decide who’s #1 and who’s #2? Birth order? If so, then he must’ve already been able to tell them apart to know which one was born first. Regardless, he should know that this act of his means he just gifted himself some massive mental health counseling bills to pay in the future, especially for poor #2.
Brilliant. I had to leave the hospital wristbands on my twins until one of them developed a strawberry birthmark on her cheek!
Why would you get rid of it? don't you need it for bowling alleys and bars after school? and yes, I'm referencing a mass shooting that killed 22 (so far) about 6 hours ago in Maine. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/active-shooter-incident-reported-lewiston-maine-live-updates-rcna122249
The state of Maine's gun "laws": You don't need a permit to carry a gun, and you can buy a gun without a background check or waiting period. I feel absolutely terrible for the poor people and families affected by this recent mass shooting, but WHAT THE F**K?! We can't be shocked when s**t like this continues to happen. How about some goddamn common sense laws nation-wide, to START.
Load More Replies...F*****g pathetic. And once again republicans will offer thoughts and prayers but won’t actually do anything to help ban weapons that the average citizen DOES NOT NEED!
They go insane if their kids see a man in a dress but don't you dare take away their assault weapons.
Load More Replies...Said this to a lot of American friends and always get shouted down, ‘what does amendment mean? It means to edit, change or add, so why is there such anger and opposition to changing a change? Times change whilst it was probably ok for a man on the frontier to own a rifle there’s no need for a suburban housewife to have one today’
Also, that's not even what it *meant*. It states: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed." It wasn't about people being able to defend themselves from the government, it was about people being able to defend their government from outside forces.
Load More Replies...Most of us absolutely do not. We're just as horrified and sickened as the rest of the world.
Load More Replies...Notes taken...plan engaged. Now I just need to outlive her...doh.
Load More Replies...You should thank her, cuz using a wood-working tool while playing a video game would be dangerous.
Maybe each party should say thank you when each respective unplugging occurs who knows tho not i
You apparently identify yourself with him. What's your computers name?
Load More Replies...there are two types of people: people who started singing the song to themselves, and liars
Old version: "Doctor, I keep thinking every one is Tom Jones". Doctor: "It's not unusual."
Now I'm wondering if No Man's Land actually has people in it or not...
apparently this is deliberate. The icelanders under I think Leif Erikson or his dad Erik the Red, or somesuch went to Greenland, saw a bit off moss and were like, "vell vi vånt to kolønize this but if vi kåll it iceland-2, følks wøn't come settle here. Let's kåll it Greenlånd."
Have an upvote, partly to counteract the downvote goblin activity, but mostly to applaud your perfect Scandlish
Load More Replies...Fun fact: When Greenland was named, it actually was green, and people were colonizing it. They spent a few generations farming and fishing there very successfully. But the climate changed with the onset of an ice age (we’ve had both big and little Ice Ages, some relatively recently), the crops died and the fish migrated away, so they left.
I was never really "Green", though there were places that were habitable until the Little Ice Age, which began in the 14th century. The same places that were habitable back then are habitable now. They did some farming (as much as they did in Northern Norway, where they also lived), and they could fish, hunt caribou, and hint seals. The issue is that Iceland wasn't covered by ice back then, that was propaganda to keep people from going there instead of to Greenland.
Load More Replies...And tohellyouride (the place in wherever in America) is pretty nice from what I heard, nothing close to hell
In the case of cardiac arrest, research shows mouth-to-mouth is not necessary and it is sufficient to continue chest compressions, but do check the airway for blockages. "The More You Know...!"
Reminds me of the story of the mouse who went home with a giraffe he met at the club...
Now I'm going to be awake at three o'clock in the morning. Thanks for that. 😵💫
Putting a ruff on 'em...putting them in the »cone of shame«...treating a giraffe with laryngitis...performing tonsillectomy on a giraffe...treating a giraffe's OSA (obstructive sleep apnea)...undergoing MRI of the cervical spine......and several more...🙋🏽
My uncle has one of these holes in the side of his head. He can fit a whole stud earring into it, which is extremely disturbing to watch.
It would be so cool to be able to breathe underwater! 🧜♀️
Load More Replies...A preauricular pit is a small hole in front of the ear, toward the face, that some people are born with. They’re usually harmless, however, sometimes they become infected - The Internet
My brother has one of those. They are evolutionary remnants of gills from when we were aquatic. Only about 5% of the population have them.
I have one of those old sewing stands as a table for my turntable.
The sewing machine we had when I was little was an old Singer treacle machine that had been converted to electricity back in the 1920's. My mom bought it at a garage sale in 1962.
I am a straight man and I will totally do this to any man who refuse to eat popsicle normally.
Load More Replies...keep your friends close...your shiv closer. Who could possibly be threatened by this?
you need: plumer,electristian, exorcitst, emts,police, a preist, fire department,a lawer (someone needs to be sued)
Load More Replies...You need to turn off the water main, a plumber, an electrician, the fire brigade, and a coroner. Probably the police will get involved too
You can be sure that »maths« is definitely not his biggest thread as he is attempting to show up on time at school for second period with a wanton skipping of the first period beforehand...🕵🏽
Load More Replies...Mine starts at 8:30 but it's half an hour away from my house. To get there you have to go on a highway as well, and there's usually a few car crashes there each week-
Load More Replies...It's funny how some folks seem to think all of the cows / pigs / chickens on farms would magically live in rainbow land if they were not being raised for food.
Exactly. I'm sure tons of farmers would have a 300 head herd they couldn't use for anything, rather than making things like pigs extinct to fit more grain in.
Load More Replies...my grandfather lets me name the cattle that are born even tho they are beef cattle and not dairy
Load More Replies...I don't have a choice. I eat meat or get infusions every 3 to 6 months.
Neither do I; the calcium and iron is something I critically need as I am more at risk for certain things without it, as I have no thyroid and less parathyroid.
Load More Replies...Eat less meat? Or no meat (if you can?) Sure. Not everyone can, and highly processed meat substitutes aren't the answer either.
This is why you buy from your local butcher. If they tried that there, the butcher would come out of the back room and catch them in an undignified position as they try to climb over the glass in front of the meat.
A butcher wearing a bloody apron... bonus points if carrying a knife
Load More Replies...How nice! Now we can say grace and with a personalised touch: "Dear God, we thank you for Chloe: she was so tender...'
More of a mongoose name, if Kipling is to be believed.
Load More Replies...Ahhhh.. high fructose can syrup and fake news... with a decent slosh of "muh freedumbs"
im a candy corn no one understands how hard it is
Load More Replies...You better not be 28, or over 16 for that matter.
Load More Replies...Glad to see he has a sense of humor. Got a great smile there, both of them actually.
Judging from his expression he's the one who claimed it as his dad.
Load More Replies...When you have to scroll a looooong way to get to the year you were born.
Load More Replies...Y'all be calculating your age? How tf you forget in the first place?
I have to remember what year we're in order to calculate my age. I've realized that I've started doing this as I've gotten older.
My husband thought he was 47 for two years when he was 45 & 46 years old.
Nice! February SHOULD be spelled like that. So glad I was born in Septober.
januarch februarch march aprarch mayarch junarch jularch augarch septembarch octobarch novembarch decembarch januil februil maril april mayil junil julil augil septembril octobril novembril decembril januay februay maray apray may junay julay augay septembay octobay novembay decembay januane februane marane aprine mayne june julyne augune septembene octobene novembene decembene janualy februaly marly aply mayly junly july auguly septembly octobly novembly decembly janust februst marust aprist mayst junst julst august septembust octobust novembust decembust januember februember marember aprimber maymber junber julber auguber september october november december (yes I'm a sadist how could you tell)
Looks like AI makes more sense than we do. I fully support our AI Overlords.
He was a spider? Or do you mean only in demon form?
Load More Replies...Aww, I was planning on eating 413 chicken nuggets for dinner. I guess I can only have 412...
Alligator on the left. Crocodiles have an elongated snout. 🐊
It's like the Iceland/Greenland thing, Crocodile has the "A" mouth, Alligator has the "C" mouth.
It's important to figure this out, because one you should never smile at.
I figured it out because "a" comes before "c" left to right ... right?
Nahh, when you feel THAT turn, u know u boutta be back home
...and then you accidentally miss the password so many times that you disable your device
menacind duck, u win the internet
Load More Replies...Still cannot find Pen Island on any of my maps, is it in Micronesia?
Load More Replies...I don't get it. I had to google "Bicis" and supposedly it's a financial institution in Dakar, Senegal. I don't see what's so funny about that.
lol i remember someone told me i look like if the nerd emoji was a teenage girl😭
I have never seen anyone explain that so perfectly also being a nerd = good and y’all can’t change my mind
Load More Replies...shhh you will confuse some people who still use "imperial".
Load More Replies...It doesn't matter if you're male, female, NB, LGBTQ+, at the end of the day, it's night
yeah the best part is the "learn why people trust wikihow"
Load More Replies...need me a friend like this😭 my friends are amazing, but they do not endorse in meme culture
I would say you need some aloe for that burn but I don't even think there's any of them left.
Pope John XXIII. is said to have once signed a contemporary portrait of him with the signature "John 6:20". When the intrigued artist looked it up, it turned out to read "Be not afraid. it is me!"
Load More Replies...saw this but with harambe as the angel in another corner of the internet
Ain't that the truth... that's a holiday I will never forget.
Load More Replies...But I'm not male OR female OR a transformer... I'm a ✨croissant✨
But transformers are robots, how would I be a robot if I am non-binary?
Because us nonbinary people are just cool like that 😎👍🏼
Load More Replies...A fit type isn't a gender. I'm a woman who sometimes buy men clothes.
Same men's clothes are more comfortable and cheaper. Win win
Load More Replies...Some people with boobs might not want clothing that "enhances" their form. Some men might not want darts in their shirts. Unless there is a new trend starting where women are objectifying MOOBS, then bring it on!!
Load More Replies...It isn't weird. I need shirts that fit breasts. My husband does not.
Load More Replies...To make coffee, or water the plants? 😁
Load More Replies...In Norway we say "Prosit". A sneeze was seen as an omen for something good or bad that is going to happen. So "Prosit" was said as a wish for the omen to be good.
In Tamil we say Nooru ayisu which means "May you live till 100 years"
That's "impulsive thoughts." Similar in concept but very different. For example, an impulsive thought would be wanting to ask out the guy at the store counter. And intrusive thought would be something horrible you can't get out of your head no matter what you try. A common one is swerving into oncoming traffic or randomly stabbing yourself while cutting vegetables.
Both of those thought are reasons I don't take Buspar anymore.
Load More Replies...ive let my intrusive thoughts win once. i also have a hyperactive personality.
probably not- aerodynamics and all that (i'm not good at this stuff ok)
Load More Replies...And there are two types: "Most notorious (and vicious) is Solenopsis invicta Buren, the red imported fire ant (RIFA), followed by the much less common Solenopsis geminata (Fabricius), the tropical or native fire ant which is much less aggressive"
Load More Replies...literally me. usually because i read the message, want to wait a little to respond, realize that the other person knows im reading their message and type my message anyways lolol
A guy in high school did cocain during his study for exams, and did his last line right before. He was sure he aced it, because he actually knew all the answers. When he got his test back he had failed with 0 points, because he wrote his own name wrong and had answered every question with a large " I know that "!.
How will we ever know what they were trying to say???
Load More Replies...NO STOP NO I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT (wheres that snail memory erase thing from a few list additions above? i need that rn)
I laughed at your comment. I'm going to move over so I can join you.
Load More Replies...One of them is next to the little sign saying “lettuce” and the other one is next to the little sign saying “cabbage”
My grocery delivery almost always brings the wrong one, I'm so tired of having BCTs!
Load More Replies...You think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
Load More Replies...And every one of them will deserve it more and make better use of it than Elon Musk.
Load More Replies...Only if I didn't actually have to meet him - otherwise, not worth it!
Load More Replies...He could give everyone $22.50. I can't even give anyone $22.50 - I need every penny just to sustain. The price food, gas, and medical bills (and everything else)... I finally understand the HOW of the "rich get richer while the poor get poorer." After being in the workforce for 28 years, working hard to advanced my career, going back to school multiple times and taking many training courses and achieving numerous certifications and honors, I finally make the modern day equivalent to my starting salary! Woo hop!
the amount of times my mom has done this and i woke up cuz i felt someone staring at me....
Same goes for toddlers at 4 am who want a glass of water. But they're much scarier.
Load More Replies...Mangos are so racist. In Australia we have Orange Mango. In Korea they have Australian Mango. And for iPad salesman we have Apple Mango.
Actually, they're all three wrong! I have one though.....If you wrote the sentence, "There are three "too's" in the English vocabulary", how would you spell "too"?
There are three ways to spell the word pronounced "too" in the English language
Load More Replies...Funny how sometimes you know something is not right but can't think of the right answer. Reminds me of this conversation about a flashlight between my four-year-old cousin and his three-year-old brother: "That's not a swashswight. It's a swashswight!"
Actually historians because they know that those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
And those who do learn history are doomed to watch others repeat it.
Load More Replies...People acting as if consequences for their actions is just women acting b****y...
Put the pi between the first two letters. O pi nion
Load More Replies...What, oh I get it. The root. It would have been a better joke if it was a binary tree and he pulled out $16.
Nasty little hobbitses, they broke my toses precious, we should kill them precious, yes yes
Load More Replies...To me its not about being gay. I just like my personal space. And i respect other people’s personal space
As a woman, I prefer not to use the stall right next to someone else if there’s one open a little farther away.
Unfortunately I have really bashful kidneys. If anyone at all is in the bathroom with me I can't pee. It doesn't matter how bad I got to pee it just ain't happening.
It looks a little like the Twin Towers with smoke coming off the top.
Load More Replies...If you think of it in terms of being able to forwards and backwards in time, yes. If just forwards, it's A.
Load More Replies...They could have at least changed A and C to pm to make it a bit more challenging
D. This is closest because it’s only 3 minutes away. All other times are farther away by number of minutes. The question doesn’t say “closest without going over”. It just says “closest “.
When counting in am/pm there is nothing after 12... Right? (says a 24hr clock user). So in my logic B and D are invalid. so that leaves C.
That is actually not true, though your logic made sense. We go from 11:59 to12:00 and then we go through the 60 mins and go to 1:00. 12:00 is midnight.
Load More Replies...am = ante meridiem; before the middle of the day. So, 12pm should be noon and 12am should be midnight. Just my view. Also, this is why when I set a clock for 12, I set it to 11:59am or 11:59pm so I can be certain.
Or, you know……7am compared to yelling at MAN WITH GUN makes early morning not so bad. Hahaha.
Load More Replies...If he did raise his voice then he would already be dead bro
I've seen the word 'rude' censored. I'm starting to think advertisers are letting a really bad AI make those decisions.
Load More Replies...Women: I want a man who isn’t sexist Men: why do women ask the IMPOSSIBLE of us!!! 😭
Women:I want a man over 6 feet tall Men: I want a woman under 60 kg Me:Why does it matter
Load More Replies...Well there is Asia, Australia, Europe, Africa, Antarctica...
Load More Replies...North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Africa, Antarctica, Australia
Europe : Check Asie : Not check Amérique : Not check Afrique : Not check Antartique : Not check
Well Europe and the north and south before America but otherwise yes
Pretty sure asia and europe is the same continent, and is called euroasia
Eurasia, and geographers are still fighting geologists over this. :p
Load More Replies...That's what it's like to drive a Ford F250. Ford.
Load More Replies...because your wife has a twin sister and you got confused
Load More Replies...I knew a guy who said "I don't go straight!! I go Gaily Ahead!!"
About 10 years ago, I saw a bumper sticker on a car while sitting in traffic. It's said, "I'm so gay I can't even drive drive straight." I still love it.
The beginning started ok, but ended up pretty bad. Not hilarious nor brainy. Could lose the sexist jokes
Brainy? These are not what I expected when I opened a post with "Brainy" in the description of its contents.
Some of these were actually funny for once! Then they went downhill a bit.
The beginning started ok, but ended up pretty bad. Not hilarious nor brainy. Could lose the sexist jokes
Brainy? These are not what I expected when I opened a post with "Brainy" in the description of its contents.
Some of these were actually funny for once! Then they went downhill a bit.
