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If we're unsure about a potential product, its description won't always give all the answers we need to make an informed decision. After all, it was written either by the manufacturers or the sellers, and they might accentuate the positives and omit the negatives in order to make as many sales as possible.

No no, for an accurate picture we need reviews. Honest ones, coming from buyers who have already used the darn thing and know if it does the job. Luckily, people understand this and happily share their experiences with one another. Oftentimes finding the perfect words too.

The aptly titled subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' is the ultimate archive of these little online texts. Continue scrolling to check out the best pieces that its 132K members have gathered recently and for the older gems, fire up our first publication on it.

Also, we contacted one of the subreddit's moderators, u/pzreich, and book writing and publishing coach Lisa Tener, so don't miss the interesting insights they shared. (You'll find them between the images.)

#1

The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

The Deep Exhausted Sigh At Baby #175

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Awen
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You will be finding them for the next 70 years, whereas biologists, archaeologists and animals will be finding them for centuries

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    #2

    Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

    Well At Least He Now Has A Dog

    Linkkk_ Report

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gamer this made me laugh. My brother lives with ne right now and I'm pretty sure he thinks the same way as OP! Although no shouting or cursing from me. He just texts when he needs to get my attention since I can't hear him when he knocks. 😂

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    Currently, the subreddit 'Amazon Reviews' has 7 moderators looking after it, and they have things to do. "Definitely the two most common issues we run into as mods are people trying to use our sub to advertise products and people trying to use the sub to complain or seek help about Amazon, such as with shipping or payment," u/pzreich told Bored Panda.

    "The former gets an immediate permanent ban as advertising is against our rules, and the latter's posts are removed, and don’t face any bans. I'm generally sympathetic to anyone who has issues with Amazon since I have absolutely no love for the company, so I sometimes will redirect them to the official Amazon sub to see if they can get help for their issues. Generally, the commenters behave themselves which is nice!"

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    However, these few details aside, u/pzreich said that "modding this sub has been a breeze and given me many laughs over the past few years. It’s nice to see the creativity of strangers, products I didn’t know existed, and the collaborative efforts of the sub members to bring it all together."

    #3

    I Should Try It

    I Should Try It

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    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I hate ppl writing in all caps, but understandable in this case

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    #4

    Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

    Wasn't Expecting To Laugh So Hard At A Review About A Plastic Strip That Helps You Remove Hair From Your Drain

    musicalharmonica Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reviewer should write short stories for tv

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    #5

    A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

    A Review For Caliwhite Teeth Whitening Gel That Got Political Very Quickly.

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    UtanaYona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha Ha! I'm Cherokee. This is so FUNNY!

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    Lately, u/pzreich has been wondering a lot why product reviews make such good writing prompts. "I think it boils down to a few factors. Product reviews, despite the fact that there's often a name or username attached, tend to feel rather anonymous, and people may feel a freedom to express their thoughts in a creative way, and to bring smiles to the faces of readers."

    "People read reviews to get the honest thoughts of others, and may find themselves chuckling at especially imaginative feedback. Sometimes the situations you end up in while using a product are inherently funny, and sometimes the humor or interest comes out of the reviewer not understanding the product or getting mad at a specific element. Overall, there’s a very wide subject matter and an endless amount of people writing them, which leaves a wide range of potential reviews," the moderator explained.

    #6

    Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

    Reviewer Changes His Mind About A Bezos Biography

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want to read other reviews from this one!

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    #7

    Reality Check

    Reality Check

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a small knee heating pad. Or I did until my cat discovered it after I left it on while cooking. It's now his personal heat mat. He actually growls if I try to use it! 😆

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    #8

    Time Stops For No Man

    Time Stops For No Man

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    #9

    She's Special

    She's Special

    luna_astral_mars Report

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real point is, she’s having fun! She loves it.

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    Lisa Tener is a leading authority in book proposal development and her clients have signed 5- and 6-figure book deals with HarperCollins, Random House, Yale University Press, Johns Hopkins University Press, HCI and other major publishers, as well as being self-published.

    She agrees with u/pzreich, saying that, "Product reviews are an excellent way to practice writing because they help you a) think about your own experience and how you can bring it to life b) provide specific examples c) write for a particular reader/audience."

    "In addition, if you can make a product review entertaining and engaging, it will help you with all your writing. For example, challenge yourself to come up with engaging headlines by using alliteration (words starting with the same letter or sound), humor, or a quirky detail. If you can write engaging headlines on your product reviews, you can do the same for blog posts, articles, social media posts, or even a book!" Tener added.

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    #10

    A Man And His Bidet

    A Man And His Bidet

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, I'm sold! Totally want one now!

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you always have a towel next to the toilet then? I mean, you'll be wet down there... Please don't downvote. I simply don't know

    Imanuella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use toilet paper to dry off after using the spray bidet. Say NO to damp underpants!

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An equally appropriate Spinal Tap reference is "lick my love pump".

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    Jill Hojnacki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, only $27? I’m sold. It’s arriving tomorrow. (I could have saved some money and gotten a “Used - Like New” one for $24, but, um . . . No thanks. I think I’ll spend the extra $3,🤣)

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regarding settings 4-6. Challenge accepted!

    Andrew R Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact model and have to say it revolutionizes bathroom trips.

    Ploploplop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it cold? Dumb American here, afraid to dump money on a product that saturates my nether regions with ice cold water.

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    Vikki =)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MOLESTED BY NEPTUNE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Red Hair Blue Soul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I love the song Crash, guess I have to try it

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: isnt the water cold ?

    Pezor Zass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly, the cold water never once bothered me. we have a heated one now, but i kinda wish we had gone with the cheaper basic model

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    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔😏😏😏 Never thought about a bidet. Now, however, I'm interested.

    Eliza May
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TEARS!!! 'Molested by Neptune' 🤣🤣🤣

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously want one. Being morbidly obese, this would so help with cleanliness. *wanders off to shop*

    Sonya White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently sick at home reading this…I have never laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how the family's water bill is now ... perhaps the water department as come by to check if they have a broken pipe.....

    Mel Schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have one...This guy is dead on! But it only has the power to spray very cold water.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has a heated seat, heated water, a blow dryer, and a brush. I'm kidding about the brush.

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was getting all excited! Great review LOL

    Christina Gude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, had major spinal surgery (full spinal fusions) and this is really essential...and it's actually better than the $500 I bought for upstairs toilet!!! It's also great for senior's biggest and most revealing topic of discussion, or so it seems. I will call it by it's correct term and not skirt the issue ---> constipation. Again...all homes should have at least ONE of these!

    Craig Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to go for it, go all out with options. This is what luxury looks like. We have two. If you buy the premium Japanese one (Toto brand), you have an air-dry option. The wash water has 3 temperature settings as does the heated seat (good for cold climates. There are 5 pressure settings, 2 spray pattern settings, an oscillating setting, a self-cleaning mode, auto deodorizing for those taco bell moments, and even an energy-saving mode. The cleaning wand can be adjusted forward and back as you sit and there is a specific front position for the ladies. Bidet-cont...d-jpeg.jpg Bidet-control-635ea5dd5a14d-jpeg.jpg

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hand held version is more like the dash board lights playing your first time.

    Petra Biedermann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one since years and can't imagine my life without one, me neither regions are so happy!

    Herefortheparty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever your wife says, she's lying. She is actually really enjoying this.

    Pat Wooster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stomach hurts I am laughing so hard!! This person is hugely talented!

    Linda Rhyne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Kelly O'Leary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tears, I'm laughing so hard. Really want to experience 4-5-6 now.

    IVA COONEY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...hastily exploring your secrets..."

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing and almost peed a bit XD

    jenzhere99
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bidet like this will change your f*cking life! I mourn deeply when I need to relieve myself outside of my home. Do yourself a huge favor and get one of these ASAP!

    Wilko Pebesma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to listen to crash from the Dave Matthews band.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you may have installed it backwards.

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settings 4 - 6 ..... I'm dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Nicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs thought my bidet purchase was a waste of money, now we have one in every bathroom! I still don't understand why it is not more popular in the US. Oh well!

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You took it all the way up to six smiley faces, I've never gone past three" -Fancyman (iykyk)

    Bill Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had 2 of these in our previous house and thought they were great, especially for the price. But our current house has too much water pressure and blew the hose off flooding the bathroom. Fortunately we heard it and were able to turn off the water before the bathroom was totally flooded. Going to get one that is integral to a toilet, installed by a plumber.

    Aaron Mccullough
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have spent a little more money on the better models.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was ready to sign up for an install until he mentioned DMB.

    Pepper Pots
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO you should write i thoroughly enjoyed that

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    #11

    Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

    Ashtray Review Took A Hard Left Turn

    __No__Control Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Terry, move back in with your mother.

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    #12

    But Did It Work?

    But Did It Work?

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    #13

    Someone Made A Mistake

    Someone Made A Mistake

    CaitlinisTired Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad once gave mom a red vacuum for valentines day. Once.

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    "There are a number of things you can do to express your thoughts more clearly through text," the author of The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day told Bored Panda.

    "Be clear about what your goals are. After writing the first draft, ask yourself whether your writing will likely produce the results you were going for."

    "Focus on your target audience or readership. Who will be reading this review, article, email, text, or other writing? What are their goals? Their pain points? How can you help them? What language and examples will resonate for them?"

    #15

    Rare Earth Magnets…ping!

    Rare Earth Magnets…ping!

    TheSpatulaOfLove Report

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    #16

    Workwear Crocs

    Workwear Crocs

    justjokay Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They truly are ugly, glad I don't have to wear them

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    #17

    Angel Titties

    Angel Titties

    PinkJillyBean01 Report

    Petro Roos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this bra!!!! PLEASE TELL ME MORE. My boo bees need to be held up on cloud pillows!!!

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    To make our sentences more colorful, Tener suggests asking ourselves how can we bring our writing to life for our readers by providing examples and stories.

    "Metaphors can often make writing vivid. And employing various senses (smell, taste, sound, touch, and visuals) will also make your writing vivid," she said.

    "The more specific you can be, the more it illustrates your points and engages your readers."

    #18

    Bread Slippers

    Bread Slippers

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they were doughlighted with the purchase.

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    #19

    I Appreciate Honest Reviews

    I Appreciate Honest Reviews

    PleasantAmphibian101 Report

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    #20

    Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

    Tina Watching Out For The Rest Of Us

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    #21

    This Review For A Book About Demons

    This Review For A Book About Demons

    sashby138 Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know what book this is?

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    And it's not like you have to sacrifice form if you want cohesive content. "Illustrative writing actually increases clarity when done correctly," Tener added.

    "If you're not sure your writing is clear, ask a person in the target audience to read your writing and to let you know where they get bored or confused."

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    #22

    I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

    I Love Writing On A Subatomic Level!

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    #23

    Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

    Fishnets Are A Bad Influence

    happyllamaneedscomma Report

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    #24

    How Do I Turn This Monitor On

    How Do I Turn This Monitor On

    Swagnoor Report

    #25

    Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

    Looking To “Flatter Her Splatter Cannon”

    sammybr00ke Report

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    To challenge yourself beyond routine product reviews, emails, and work reports, Tener suggests, "making lists and then using a prompt for an item on the list."

    "For example, list ten things you love about your phone. Then pick one and write about it in a humorous or playful way," she explained."

    Her most recent book, The Joy of Writing Journal: Spark Your Creativity in 8 Minutes a Day, is a great resource for these kinds of prompts as well as other creative, playful, and engaging tasks.

    #26

    One Of My Personal Favorites

    One Of My Personal Favorites

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    #27

    Monica’s Dark Energy

    Monica’s Dark Energy

    wilson-volleyball77 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My diagnosis? Stay off the Jazz Cabbage.

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    #28

    Ps5 Not Waterproof

    Ps5 Not Waterproof

    CC4091 Report

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    #29

    Baked Bread & Had Sex

    Baked Bread & Had Sex

    rare_thunder_snow Report

    Noodle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sourdough looks harder than it is, if you’re tryna impress I would recommend

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    #30

    What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

    What Product Makes This Review Even Funnier?

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    #31

    For "Police Strength" Pepper Spray

    For "Police Strength" Pepper Spray

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    #32

    Fart Launcher, +30 Wind Damage With +50 Poison Damage

    Fart Launcher, +30 Wind Damage With +50 Poison Damage

    YJCH0I Report

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    #33

    Leah Gets Some Motivation

    Leah Gets Some Motivation

    deaf_musiclover Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm constantly trying to tap the helpful button

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    #34

    Very Efficient Knife

    Very Efficient Knife

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    #35

    Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For

    Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For

    bandcampconfessions Report

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    #36

    How Else Are You Gonna Judge The Size Of The Case?

    How Else Are You Gonna Judge The Size Of The Case?

    NotPechente Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An acceptable alternative to the banana.

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    #37

    Slight Issue With Some Bathroom Scales

    Slight Issue With Some Bathroom Scales

    Silent_nyix94 Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to Australia and just put it upright

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    #38

    Driveway Alarm Saved 2 Marriages

    Driveway Alarm Saved 2 Marriages

    _Sludge-Factory_ Report

    #39

    Found On Twitter

    Found On Twitter

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    #40

    Found This While Looking At Costumes For Purim

    Found This While Looking At Costumes For Purim

    coca01 Report

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were the designers thinking!!!!???? Toothpaste doesn't have a pointy cap. It's a round cap that slightly tapers. Don't blame the return one bit...altho it could be suspicious if returned after Halloween.

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    #41

    A Review For Alli Weight Loss Pills 🤭😆

    A Review For Alli Weight Loss Pills 🤭😆

    PandahJ Report

    #42

    Both. My. Stomachs.

    Both. My. Stomachs.

    cafelallave Report

    #43

    Look At This Photograph

    Look At This Photograph

    litheartist Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a discount as well. 5 cents off.

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    #44

    This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

    whore4tonystark Report

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    #45

    Poor Teddy

    Poor Teddy

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    #46

    A Review On $4 Italian Espresso I Found This Week.

    A Review On $4 Italian Espresso I Found This Week.

    SexyBleuBox Report

    #47

    He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

    He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!

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    #49

    Nothing Can Stop These Pants

    Nothing Can Stop These Pants

    mlonerga Report

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her slide suspended in midair though 🤣

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    #50

    Wait A Minute...

    Wait A Minute...

    blaackmagic_ Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murderer or considerate family member? Cast your votes!

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    #51

    I Was Told Y’all Would Appreciate A Review I Found Yesterday

    I Was Told Y’all Would Appreciate A Review I Found Yesterday

    RepresentativeOk8899 Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one wrote a review for the vacuum filter too

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    #52

    Guy Really Cares About The Comfort Of His Cat

    Guy Really Cares About The Comfort Of His Cat

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    #53

    Sense Of Worth

    Sense Of Worth

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    #54

    Herb Grinder Review

    Herb Grinder Review

    incutech Report

    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, I wish there were links to the product

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    #55

    Mood

    Mood

    TotallyNotAnSCP Report

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take one in every color, please and thanks

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    #56

    Great Blanket For When You Get Kicked Out By Your Wife

    Great Blanket For When You Get Kicked Out By Your Wife

    JustifiableParagon Report

    witchling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate sleeping in raccoon poop.

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    #57

    On A Set Of Nesting Loch Ness Ladles

    On A Set Of Nesting Loch Ness Ladles

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    #58

    Link Is Too Smol

    Link Is Too Smol

    chuffedmemes Report

    AJay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he speaking from personal experience?

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    #59

    Sleep, Glorious Sleep

    Sleep, Glorious Sleep

    JPHarrison007 Report

    LiL PeeP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, a 3 inch deep full size mattress! Don't get a 2nd one. Please go to work and save your money so you can move out of your mother's basement

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    #60

    At Least She Didn’t Take The Drain Cover

    At Least She Didn’t Take The Drain Cover

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    #61

    Look At This Absolute Chad

    Look At This Absolute Chad

    Rayquazeon Report

    steampunk dandelion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please don't call conspiracy theorists/those that profit off conspiracy theorists chads......

    #62

    Champions Joggers

    Champions Joggers

    pbaik829 Report

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    #64

    If Only It Worked Like That

    If Only It Worked Like That

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    #65

    12 Ft Beach Ball

    12 Ft Beach Ball

    Cannedpeas Report

    Derp2cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The review for the ball was on a previous post!

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    #66

    Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer...

    Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer...

    neuroticdynamite Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey he will need to buy the blanket reviewed above that allows you to sleep comfortably out doors.

    #67

    Just What I Needed!

    Just What I Needed!

    goat_senpai Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo, I've got these! They are very good. In the winter when the hooves get too wet and rubbery, a lot of trimmers just won't cut. In the summer when they hooves are more solid than reinforced concrete, most cutters will break your wrist trying to cut through. These cutters work effortlessly in any situation and I haven't had to sharpen or oil them once yet (I've had them for 2 years!).

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    #68

    Gotta Go Fast!

    Gotta Go Fast!

    LSDrive Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can speed it up even more with a go faster stripe.

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    #69

    Sour Candy

    Sour Candy

    ObviouslyYTA Report

    #70

    I Went On Amazon To Order A Bowstring For My Recurve Bow... Saw This Top-Rated Review!

    I Went On Amazon To Order A Bowstring For My Recurve Bow... Saw This Top-Rated Review!

    coredog_S_3000 Report

    #71

    Found This While Buying A Water Bottle

    Found This While Buying A Water Bottle

    sssssssisme Report

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    #72

    A 90 Year Old Man Reviews A Work Of Contemporary Fiction

    A 90 Year Old Man Reviews A Work Of Contemporary Fiction

    _passerine Report

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    #73

    Ya Know, For Some Reason I Don’t Feel Peaceful

    Ya Know, For Some Reason I Don’t Feel Peaceful

    RyeMarie Report

    #74

    The Item In Question Was A 250 Pack Of LED Diodes

    The Item In Question Was A 250 Pack Of LED Diodes

    Tsjaad_Donderlul Report

    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An there was me thinking that only Americans smother everything in ketchup....

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    #75

    Don’t Let Jeff Borrow Your Shoes

    Don’t Let Jeff Borrow Your Shoes

    danknice Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one called a flip, the other a flop? As a pair they are then flip flop?

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    #76

    Found Many Weird Review Gems While Searching For Sonic Merch, This Is Probably The Best One.

    Found Many Weird Review Gems While Searching For Sonic Merch, This Is Probably The Best One.

    yeetyeet39 Report

    ʇı ɓnɟ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine not having battery percentage turned on

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    #77

    So Werm

    So Werm

    reddit.com Report

    #78

    This Was The Review That Made Me Buy The Mat (It’s Very Comfy Tbh)

    This Was The Review That Made Me Buy The Mat (It’s Very Comfy Tbh)

    Art3mmis Report

    #79

    Soulless

    Soulless

    Melkor462 Report

    Daydreaming in the dark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you dont store your sould in your shoes?? what are you going to do in an emergancy??

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    #80

    It Just Ain’t Right

    It Just Ain’t Right

    ToBeReadOutLoud Report

    LiL PeeP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A $100 couch will look and feel just like this post

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    #81

    This Random Comment Cracked Me Up While I Was Looking At Reviews On A Sleep Training Book For My Toddler.

    This Random Comment Cracked Me Up While I Was Looking At Reviews On A Sleep Training Book For My Toddler.

    Puzzleheaded-1985 Report

    Jeanie F-L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the dinosaurs to teach your kid to sleep ...or play with your kid till they pass out then go to sleep...?

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    #82

    So Romantic…

    So Romantic…

    tropicalrainbow Report

    #83

    No Trampoline In Box It's A Desk. Anyone Else Have This Problem???

    No Trampoline In Box It's A Desk. Anyone Else Have This Problem???

    sirwillups Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a desk, see if the trampoline turns up.

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    #85

    Portal To Hell Vanishes

    Portal To Hell Vanishes

    KillMee_Please Report

    #86

    The American Education System Has Failed Us.

    The American Education System Has Failed Us.

    angelsgirl2002 Report

    #87

    Hmm

    Hmm

    pandaxplossion Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artistic therapy work's y'all

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    #88

    Why

    Why

    shaecin Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't comment, not seen the post yet.

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    #89

    Pillow Review, May Cause Flatulence

    Pillow Review, May Cause Flatulence

    Swanlakedreamer Report

    #90

    Do They Think Amazon Is Asking For A Photo Of Themselves With The Review?

    Do They Think Amazon Is Asking For A Photo Of Themselves With The Review?

    ceruleanmoon7 Report

    LumaStar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a nice picture of her, though. She looks lovely

    #91

    Just Some Extra Flavor

    Just Some Extra Flavor

    gamma111 Report

    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried that they actually know what does it taste like 🤢

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    #92

    Note 1000+ Ppl Found This “Helpful”

    Note 1000+ Ppl Found This “Helpful”

    march221 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TV screens are measured across the diagonal. Do not ask me why, I do not know, it does seem needlessly confusing.

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    #93

    A Review For A 66 Pound Gas Powered Pressure Washer. Certainly Something You Want To Pack On Your Travels Abroad.

    A Review For A 66 Pound Gas Powered Pressure Washer. Certainly Something You Want To Pack On Your Travels Abroad.

    TryThisAgainToo Report

    #94

    Kindle Makin Me Act Up 🥵🥵

    Kindle Makin Me Act Up 🥵🥵

    reddit.com Report

    #95

    Edited Review Or Time Traveler?

    Edited Review Or Time Traveler?

    SideQuestPubs Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly missed it. Reviewed October 6, 2019.

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    #96

    Another Satisfied Customer - True Noise Cancelling Headphones.

    Another Satisfied Customer - True Noise Cancelling Headphones.

    blaackmagic_ Report

    Alias Fakaname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    11thousand people found this helpful...hmmmm

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    #97

    I Guess He's Right

    I Guess He's Right

    P10_RONI_ Report

    DaveC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an Ebay reseller, there are nightmare stories like this everywhere. "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." Robert Heinlein.

    #98

    Cursed Fleshlight

    Cursed Fleshlight

    Jomniac Report

    #99

    This Man Ate My Son

    This Man Ate My Son

    arintj Report

    Alias Fakaname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This answers so much about Ted Cruz (He is a US senator form Texas)

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    #100

    Autobiography Review...with (Un)necessary Reader Selfie. Adorable.

    Autobiography Review...with (Un)necessary Reader Selfie. Adorable.

    JRE2017 Report

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    #101

    Terrible Electric Knife. One Star. Anyway Here's A Picture Of Me In The Bath.

    Terrible Electric Knife. One Star. Anyway Here's A Picture Of Me In The Bath.

    lnchoate Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see. A hand-held electrical appliance and someone sitting in a tub full of water. What are the possibilities here?

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    #102

    Was Looking For A PC, And I Came Across This Review...

    Was Looking For A PC, And I Came Across This Review...

    Ok-Advertising-8802 Report

    #103

    This Review On A Manga

    This Review On A Manga

    TheHolyBrofist Report

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    #104

    Thanks For The Story, Trey.

    Thanks For The Story, Trey.

    TheSkyrax670 Report

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    #105

    My Mouthwash Has To Be Purple...

    My Mouthwash Has To Be Purple...

    MOK1N Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause you know if was pink it would work better and be smoother.

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    #106

    The Wolf Of Wall Street

    The Wolf Of Wall Street

    Minimum_Office4996 Report

    Susan Mercurio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know even less about the movies than I do...

    #107

    Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

    Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently

    Barringnone402 Report

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    #108

    So It Was Good It Hit You?

    So It Was Good It Hit You?

    RemBren03 Report

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s still a 5-star review?!

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    #109

    Looking For A Spider Man Costume For My Kids Birthday. Came Across This In The Actual Description

    Looking For A Spider Man Costume For My Kids Birthday. Came Across This In The Actual Description

    CryingJohnnyTheThird Report

    Tommy Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this costume for Halloween and noticed that on the size chart so it's funny to find it here. The costume was good

    #110

    Everyone’s A Dietitian On Amazon

    Everyone’s A Dietitian On Amazon

    activistaxis559 Report