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All of us have those days where nothing goes quite right. You wake up to discover you didn’t put gas in your car or restock your coffee. You drop your phone the moment you open the door. The list goes on and on, but, fortunately, for most of us, these mistakes remain annoying but mercifully private. 

The “One Jobonline community is dedicated to sharing painful and hilarious moments when something has most definitely gone wrong. So get comfortable as you scroll through, prepare to bask in someone’s pain, upvote your favorite examples, and be sure to comment on your own thoughts and experiences below. 

#1

Of All The Places You Could’ve Placed This Label…

Little House on the Prairie DVD mistakenly labeled, illustrating job fail humor.

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LakotaWolf (she/her)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, someone 100% did that on purpose XD

MaximumKarmaSaint
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would 100% do that on purpose, sadly I don't work in this place.

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Khavrinen
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently there's more to Laura than we ever knew.

Rizzo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet that I am the only one who thought: "Is this how the porn version would be named?"

Hphizzle
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha that dvd is in the wrong section of the store.

Sue Denham
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know. I feel like placing that sticker there made it more likely to sell.

Stannous Flouride
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it available on P0rnHub? Asking for a friend.

Jacob B.
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there is a DVD out there with that title in a certain genre.

debrina blackmoon
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably Nelly, maybe Nancy, right??? Laura and her sisters too?!

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    #2

    Needed Some Blinds For Our Dark Room At Work The Guy Came To Measure The Window And Assured Us It Would Be 'Completely Dark' This Is What They Installed

    Window with blinds covering only half, a classic "you had one job" fail.

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    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I'm not great at measuring. I've been off just a little bit but never that much.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... the blind is completely dark indeed :D

    HF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it will give the impression of a solar eclipse every time the sun hits it

    MonicaChicagoGal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is completely dark in the middle...

    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What picture all I see is a black rectangle.

    Brown Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to staple up a blanket and call it a day

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha, You should have refused them!

    Duckie Love
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look twice, I thought it was my Miami Airbnb, selected in part because of it's blackout blinds and curtains against a neon blue wall opposite.

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    #3

    The Irony Of Setting Up This Sign

    Sign fail with typo: "We aim to get thiNgs right first time."

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    welp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not confident in this, but is it because they didnt say right THE first time?

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t catch it immediately either! It’s funny how the brain seems to auto-correct ’thihgs’ depending on what it expects to be there from context and experience.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in advertising for two decades and I tell you: The customer checked it, nodded in approval and payed for it. Maybe the sign company asked: "Do you want the regular service or do you want the special with proofreading included which is a little bit more expensive?" and the customer answered: "Oh, that's not necessary. We know how to spell things correctly." ;)

    Jayna Mooney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a (semi) serious note, how the hell did it get all the way from production to the customer to displaying it and leaving it?!?? That's a pretty long list of workers not paying attention!!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more I look at it, the more I think that is entirely deliberate, because that would be a really carp slogan!

    Elyse-the-Squid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its supposed to say 'we aim to get THINGS right THE first time'

    Cassie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also supposed to be hung on the stand properly instead of dangling from the bottom of it.

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    #4

    I Fixed It Myself

    Tile pattern fail with mismatched scribbles in place of one tile.

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    Half eaten lemming
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with the corner ripped off annoys me more :/

    Ελένη Κ.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no, I hadn't noticed till you mentioned it..

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    The Magic Capybara of Doom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USE AN AIRBRUSH OR SPRAYPAINT OR REAL PAINT OR A PAINT MARKER OR EVEN ELMERS GLUE AND CONSTRUCTION PAPER

    whaaaaaaaaaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job! Thank you. Even though I don't even know where this photo was taken and most probably would never be there

    Mike D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who aimed and missed

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That square identifies as black.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am OCD enough that I would need to fill in the entire tile. Plus the little chip on the other black tile to its left. And I am even eying the black tile to the far left of both of these . . .

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    #5

    Ah Yes, The Classic Mary Shelley Written By Frankenstein

    Books misaligned, with "Frankenstein" labeled as if by Mary Shelley between mismatched covers, illustrating a "you had one job" fail.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the doctor wrote a book as well as reanimating a corpse?

    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor Frankenstein once entered a body building contest, only to realize he had tragically misunderstood the concept.

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people mix up frankenstein and the monster. This is the 1st time I've seen them mix up frankenstein and the author! So do they think that Mary shelley is the name frankenstein gave his creation then?!

    Reasean Cavana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the brain of shelley, but back then they preferred a bloke on the front cover.

    Karnevil4
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked far back in comments. Shame no one else mentioned Edgar Winter.

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Shelley is both the author and the monster. It's an autobiography.

    Definitely a Human
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people make this mistake. Frankenstein wasn't the name of the monster, but of the author.

    Madeleine Christiansen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a coincidence!!! I was just listening to Frankenstein as I saw this!!!

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    #6

    They Changed Arthur's Nose

    Tweet humorously highlights a book cover fail with changed character design in Arthur books.

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first one is an anteater and the second one a nerd.

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. That's the animated version's design. This is what the actual book cover looked like.Still a slight design difference but not nearly as jarring. arthurseye...f52570.jpg arthurseyesbrow00brow_0001-663396ff52570.jpg

    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the nose, what the hell is holding his glasses up?!

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drawing correct furgonomics isn't a thing every artist is capable of

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    Silly-Rabbit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they changed more than just his nose!

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew what sort of an animal he was meant to be; now I understand why.

    Amanduh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marc Brown said it was just easier to draw Arthur with a smaller nose

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    #7

    Something Tells Me This Will Not Help My Stomach

    Stomach relief section displaying calculators and office supplies.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if you have an upset stomach and you REMOVE your stomach, you'll get some relief? o_O;

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll have relief for the rest of your life

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    Crazyman (He/Him)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they WILL relieve you of your stomach...

    Mike D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe someone's stomach is upset because of a lack of office supplies???

    Brenard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm, scissors, such a great source of iron for your diet.

    google slave
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The CAUSE of stomach issues maybe, but not relief.

    Ty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating an entire 2lbs. Bag of rubber bands will cure any stomach ailment.

    spark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want some metal poisoning with that sir?

    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if the stomachache is because of appendicitis...

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    #8

    Sounds Like A Blast

    Sign on a tree with a humorous typo: "No crowdsurfing, you will immediately be ejaculated."

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    Nnaemekalum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can do it immediately? Mine takes some time.

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Message to inebriated sperm??

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the crowdsurfers come on down!

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a threat or a promise?

    Jessica N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my favorite...a threat AND a promise!

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    wayne whitson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That moshpit is going to become a mushpit!

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    #9

    Forget Something Here;)

    Road fail with a shovel buried in the pavement, illustrating a classic "you had one job" moment.

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    Michal Dolyniuk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only worker of pure heart can take that showel and become a king of constitution site sort of...

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Take this job and shovel it." -- "Close enough."

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you don't see is the worker buried at the end of that shovel.

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know what politicians mean when they promise "shovel-ready" infrastructure upgrades.

    Rajendra Rodrigo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, in Sri Lanka, surgeons some time closed the operation leaving forceps or cotton or scissors inside patients. Such doctors do road work in foreign countries I think

    Charity Angel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is decidedly more epic a fail than the person whose key I used to walk by, embedded into the road surface. A lone key is easily dropped and not noticed, but a shovel???

    Richard B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's someone at the other end getting overtime...

    Betty Swallocks
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suddenly we came to a fork in the road ....... (doesn't really work does it ....)

    Janet Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that where that darn thing went?

    Alicia Li
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. The concrete needs more beating

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    #10

    Inana Jones And The Of Destiny

    Bus advertisement with "Inana Jones" typo, highlighting a hilarious job fail.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the shorter version of the original.

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute magnitude of this screw up needs an Inana for scale.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inana Jones and the of Destiny. Yes. Honestly, would be better than the actual movie was...

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I heard, but I am looking forward to "Inana Jones adventures in assisted living"

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the sign was printed in multiple sections, and they lost one?

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indianna Jones and the Marvels of Grammarly.

    The Captain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the adult version

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    #11

    Okay What Is I Am Looking At ???

    Sign reads "100% Australian bananas" above onions and garlic display, showcasing a humorous fail.

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are going to be a lot of confused Minions.

    Melissa Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you imagine how their banana bread tastes?

    Charlie the Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australians use onions a their unit for measuring things.

    DetriMentaL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thems some feisty aussie bananas

    Miki
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you don't know how Australian bananas looks like ;p

    Scott Simpson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course Aussie bananas are grown down under...

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it seems like everything is trying to kill you there, why not smoothies?

    JoeJoeBoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit like going to school in america hey

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    #12

    It’s Made In Where Exactly?

    Box with an American flag labeled "Made in China," illustrating a humorous job fail.

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    Dr Soong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The United States Of China, of course.

    C. Mike Rack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait bc that makes more sense than it should-

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    welp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The People's Republic of America

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make China great again?

    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just cunning marketing. Just like “made in Usa” can mean the town of Usa in Japan.

    jasper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I had a similar experience with a purchase: website said Made in Michigan, yet it shipped from China? Pretty sure Michigan is not in China.

    Phil Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Peoples' Republic of the United States.

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    #13

    The Hole Is There For A Reason!

    Banner fail with pin used beside grommet, featuring Children’s of Alabama logo.

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    Patsy Robins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hole is too large for the pin, it would fall straight through. Those holes are there for ropes if the sign is being suspended.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exaxcly, we had this problem with a banner that kept falling casue everytime someone opened the door a current entered and made it wave a little.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like a bad argument a dude uses to try and get his girl to do backdoor stuff

    Persephone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did that bc the prick was too small for the hole 😬

    Andrea L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a teacher and had to hang stuff like this a lot. I did the same thing for a reason. The metal ring would slide down the tapered part of the pin causing the pin to lean forward and fall out of the wall pretty quickly .

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that hole looks larger than that tack !

    Andy Seale
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you expect from Alabama?

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    #14

    🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ Somebodies House Down The Block

    House with misaligned steps leading to a wall, showcasing a classic “You Had One Job” fail.

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    Ελένη Κ.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wonder which was built first (i.e. the door or the stairs)

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the door and the left window is new. The stairs aren't. Hard to tell with the siding. I'm guessing they're installing a new door and for whatever reason, they've reconfigured the floor plan and ended up moving the door over several feet, but haven't yet built new stairs.

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mobile home, put in after the stairs. Lining it up would have had the home in the driveway.

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tectonic plates must have moved.

    Comedy Clumbers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it deters solicitors and religion peddlers?

    Danielle Collins
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use real life photo shop and fix it 😃👍

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    #15

    To Write Happy Birthday

    Cake fail with the text "Happy Birthday in Spanish" instead of an actual translation.

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    Joseph Stillman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feliz cumpleanos (the n has a ~ over it)

    Rae North
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever was that damned stupid to actually write that should be fired.

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How lazy was the person who ordered this though.

    Catherine Spencer-Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feliz cumpleaños - high school Spanish to the rescue or Google translate

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pronounced the same in Spanish? I never knew this.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know Spanish it should read "Feliz Navidad!"

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke right? "Feliz cumpleaños!" Is happy birthday. Feliz navidad is happy Christmas.

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    #16

    Great Retro Tiles Ruined

    Geometric floor pattern with a mismatched tile, illustrating a classic "you had one job" fail.

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    Crescent 3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact that if you scroll up and down, the tiles on the bad ones appear to move. I'm cool with this one.

    Eva
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaah! My eyes! MY EYES!

    Lyop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Qbert will be pissed....

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not a mistake. leave a bomb there and pick up the treasure inside. it is clearly meant to stand out to show you (the NPC) that something is in here.

    Somethingpenguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY FRIEND JUST SAID THEY DIDNT MESS UP THAT BAD WHAT

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the worker had some score to settle

    Alicia Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had ONE job. Let me guess, he’s fired?

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    #17

    The Barista At A Starbucks Messed Up My Lemonade Order

    Hot lemonade instead of iced at Starbucks, illustrating a funny job fail.

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost always order my drinks with no ice, but now I'm scared to.

    Miryaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we found Squidward in real life! Someone who can, in fact, burn a drink.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late mother used to make something like that using hot water and lemon juice. It actually wasn't bad.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it’s lemonade. The temperature doesn’t change what it is !!!

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemonade doesn't foam like that. This is homemade...by that I mean made inside a body. 🤢🤮

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's taking the p**s here!

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To everyone saying it is urine, did you ever go to Starbucks? Where the drinks are made right in front of you? How would a barista be able to pour p**s in your cup in secret, unless it is already in a jug on the counter, and if so, why on earth would that be? ALSO: if your p**s is this colour, you'd better get your a** to the doctor's real fast.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the person who made this, has peed in the cup, (while they were dehydrated) and apparently heated it up.

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair who goes to Starbucks for a lemonade?

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    #18

    Loading In Progress

    Crane lifting truck instead of container, a classic “You Had One Job” fail at a shipping yard.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver nods off for 10 gd minutes, and what happens...

    Full Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT'S how you catch a transformer!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody got some splainin to do

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my brother had Matchbox and Hot Wheels, they sold little plastic carriers for them, with partitions so each spot could hold one car.

    Sid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or does that truck look like it's screaming to be let down?

    Jeff Pearson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the rear view mirror in the foreground on the outside of the of the truck’s rear windshield looking in?!

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    #19

    Is Installing A Light Switch That Hard?

    Light switch incorrectly labeled "NO," showcasing a hilarious fail.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. It says so itself!

    th3_rur4l_jur0r
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    hahahahahahahahaa it's so great when you explain the joke. really just the best!

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be okay as long as you remember to turn it ffo.

    Brenard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ɟɟO ǝlʇʇᴉl ɐ s'ʇɐɥꞱ

    Say No to Downvoting
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, my American friends, it may interest you to know that in Australian (not sure about other countries) our light switches are different to yours: we would have it in the position you see above to switch it on (and the k**b at the top for off). Obviously this one is labelled so I know it’s different yadda yadda…but if the installer was used tot he Australian switch this would be an easy mistake to make.

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much what I was going to say, but I'll add that the knôbs are also up for off in (from personal experience,) UK, Ireland, New Zealand, (and I'm pretty sure France, Italy, Germany, Belgium and Iceland....although my memory is not 100%.)

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    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be so cool if it said 'yes' underneath

    Logicgrrl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lightswitch in our downstairs bathroom was like that!

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    #20

    Never Seen An Animal With The Name Milk Before

    Three-tier stand with mismatched animal labels: chicken, pig, and milk. Hilarious fails display.

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    Half eaten lemming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a milk once. We drank cow every morning.

    EP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being sold for $80!!!!!

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you put in a toaster?

    C. Mike Rack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can see it already... "bacon" : 🐷

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's not a name, maybe it's a verb.

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    #21

    Multi Trillion Dollar University And They Settled On This?

    Kitchen cabinet fail with misaligned handles, next to a microwave.

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    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left door, right door. What'll you bet there's another one just like this, right down the street.

    Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody must be confused what a trillion is.

    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly am more annoyed at the fact it is stated as a multi trillion dollar university when the amount of money in the world comes around to ~ 50 trillion USD. You expect me to believe that at least 2% of the worlds money was used here?

    Maggie Fanelli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it came with 2 right doors and they just said screw it

    Alicia Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the microwave was the problem 🤣

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's modern art, they paid Damien Hirst millions to think of this

    Certified Snuggly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi Trillion?? All the universities on Earth combined throughout all of history would not have a value of even 1 trillion, let alone multiple trillions.

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi trillion dollar? You sure?

    m.w.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a space to drop...

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    #22

    My Amazon Recs. I Don't Even Have A Baby

    Shopping fail with baseball mitts labeled alongside laundry detergent and baby nightgowns.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heck with the baby stuff. What do you usually buy such that a shopper would generate a Freddy Krueger glove as a suggestion?

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I occasionally buy items for fish tanks on Amazon. A while ago I had an ad pop up for some tropical fish medication, and the caption said something like "For your furry friend." If your fish is furry it's probably too late for medication to do any good.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I've been playing baseball all wrong.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned that Freddy Krueger got mixed in with the baby stuff. If I'm not mistaken, he was a pedophile.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ehh alleged. But that was why the parents killed him

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    Elyse-the-Squid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Baseball mitts' aka Wolverine claws

    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone watched A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child and got a few ideas

    Cherrie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do u have a toxic dream-friend.....

    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's trying to tell you something.. what exactly, idk

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will get you up in the morning !

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    #23

    Yes Reddit, The Similarities Are Striking

    Lurcher dog misidentified as tarantulas, showcasing a classic "you had one job" fail.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lurchers, as a sighthound crossbreed, ARE spindly-legged, but not spider-legged XD

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the left picture tells us, that this is probably the goodest boi ever. :)

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you pronounce it, "tarantchurlers" (as some people in surprisingly diverse American states do), it's not that different from "lurchers"

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White toesies

    Cherrie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no question, that is an EXCELLENT pupper.

    agermanhome
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is black and it has long, thin legs.

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    #24

    Stand Left. And Right

    Escalator steps with mismatched footprint directions showcasing a classic "You Had One Job" fail.

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    Liz Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slide to the left, Slide to the right, Turn around,.....

    Pandora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips, bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust the really drives you insane! Wow! Let's do the time warp again!!"

    DogMomma
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a jump to the left.....

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put your right foot in . . . .

    megasmacky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around!

    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gaps are so the walkers can zigzag between you.

    Alicia Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight left straight left backwards left forward right empty right straight Oh EXcuSE mE

    Astrobloom (they/them)
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slide to the left... slide to the right... take it back now y'all... one hop this time...

    Микола Сидоренко
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay left, keep standing left, turn around, jump behind on the right while turning around...

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    #25

    I Think My Fortune Cookie Forgot How To Be A Fortune Cookie

    Fortune cookie fail with text "Money Can Buy Love," showcasing a humorously incorrect message.

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    Liz Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just need to go to the street of negotiable affection.

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually the most honest thing I've ever read from a fortune cookie

    Nancy Bourque
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always add the words “in bed” when reading fortunes. Then it makes sense.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please come round the rear after closing. ;-)

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it can: You buy expensive cat treats, the cat loves you.

    KittyMommy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my cats is perfectly happy with string cheese

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    The Magic Capybara of Doom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pr0stitution is OK as long as it's in your fortune/destiny

    Bret Sander
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $250 per hour, $1000 for the night.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She forgot to add her phone number.

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    #26

    Always Fold Your Laundry Before Putting It In The Dryer

    Sign reading "Wash Fold Dry" out of order on a store shelf, illustrating a classic "You Had One Job" fail.

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    Half eaten lemming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a milk before cereal sort of thing?

    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵first you pick up the aparil and stick it in a barrel, scrub, scrub

    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they had got it right, who is decorating their home with instructions for chores?

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Gary Larson The Far Side - written on a bedroom wall - First pants THEN your shoes

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you really need a step by step to do your laundry...

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe we hang clothes outside on a line rather than shove everything into a dryer

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, we have no choice in many areas in the US. If we try to hang our stuff out here in Michigan, we would have frozen laundry for nearly 5 months a year.

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I saw a lady in a laundromat take the clothes out of the washer, fold every item, and then toss everything in the dryer.

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    #27

    We Paid Money For This?

    Parking fail with a car parked over "no parking" sign on asphalt.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you hire the cheapest guy.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's spelled right. There was one briefly that said Owls.

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accepting the low bid doesn't always save you money.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it done with cheese slices?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why use a stencil when you have a roller?

    google slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like Crash Bandicoot painted that.

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Frasier's dad is responsible for this

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    #28

    Finally Built The Stairs

    Stairs built directly in front of a window, showcasing a classic "you had one job" fail.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a manual version of the escalator handrail moving faster/slower that the stairs...

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't live with this.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect it wouldn't pass inspection either. The gap on the bottom few steps looks too large. Council inspector here would make you redo it and/or fine you.

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    C. Mike Rack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT TOOK ME WAY TOO LONG TO SEE THE PROBLEM.

    rustythorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with this. As you walk up the stairs you get tired so you start slouching a little bit

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That part should be fine. I can see what appears to be a bolt head attaching the stringer to the central post, and the end of a support beam that goes across to what is presumably a corresponding post on the other side to give additional support. There is absolutely no excuse for the hand rail to be at a different angle from the stairs though.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeowner's special

    J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    assume this came off r/decks They probably slaughter them

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever built this should never be incharge of anything

    Mjolnir Stormbreaker
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was built by whatever wood was discarded. The difference in the one by one's is very telling. No one wanted to look out that window either.

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    #29

    How Do You Even Park?

    Parking fail with mismatched bricks in a parking space, two cars on either side.

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but the banana mobile is shaped like an onion.

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    Ace
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the ground underneath has shifted, taking the cobbles with it.

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cobbles have taken up for some reason & relaid all wrong!

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    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk, that's how you park there

    Panda'sMom
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ground shift makes interesting design

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s for drivers who have had a few.

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    #30

    Perhaps More Aptly Named: Unhappy Doughnuts

    Donuts with crooked smiley faces on display, highlighting a funny fail moment.

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    Meagan Glaser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Mehburger from the Sonic Boom cartoon. You could get a mehburger with so-so sauce

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donuts are saying 'you had one job...'

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone saw the emoji movie and thought it was very excellent.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mood depends on the person who is making the donuts.

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    #31

    Is This Supposed To Make People Separate The Things Cuz This Doesn´t Makes A Lot Of Sense

    Trash bin fail with misplaced cigarette disposal spot.

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    Dr Soong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bin is happy either way 😄

    Crazyman (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is a common design to prevent people from dumping large objects and filled trash bags in there. You see these quite often in areas where households have to pay for refuse collection by weight.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just so people can feel like they're doing some good and recycling/separating things out properly. Horribly deceptive of whatever company placed (or manufactured) the trash-cans :(

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be that they simply put the wrong lid on the bin, if they have bins that have separated compartments on the inside and bins that don't.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like trashcan crowd-surfed in that other post's park.

    google slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe those squares are for ashtrays. The place that cigarette butt is is not the ashtray. That way you put them somewhere other than the ground, or thrown in the trash not fully extinguished & starting a fire. Apparently smoking is down where that is & they have no need for them. Good for them.

    Tizio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put your cig out on its face 😲

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    #32

    Then Why Even Buy The Tshirt

    Couple wearing mismatched shirts in restaurant, humorous fail with the keyword "you had one job."

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    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to ssee here, just a couple of bike enthusiasts

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say just that! Wanted to

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Velo makes the world go 'round.

    Mrs. Dearly Regret
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe their names are Veronica and Lorenz? And like riding bikes?

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shirts on the the three on the other side of the table: CI, RAP, TOR

    google slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, so close! Guess they're just not feeling it at the moment.

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    #33

    How Does This Happen On A Burger

    Burger with a misplaced sliced tomato on top, highlighting a hilarious fail.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order of operation is important.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody realized they forgot the tomato slice, and gave *just* enough of a s**t to do that, but no more.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bun and the tomato flipped a coin for who gets to go first this time

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of the better McDonald's burgers I've seen

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was traveling down south, in USA. Stopped at Waffle House, asked for a grilled cheese with tomato, gave me the sandwich with the tomato on the side. Have also had a different restaurant give me a cheeseburger with the cheese on the side.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're traveling down south, it's best not to stop.

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    LadyKing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like tomato on your burger? Yes They never ask where on the burger

    google slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be livid! My bread would be soggy, and there's nothing worse than soggy bread. I love bread, but not wet. I also don't eat tomatoes on my burgers so I shouldn't have that problem. Of course, they could always f*ck up everything else.

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    #34

    This Random Toilet In The Hall

    "Bathroom stall with toilet seat installed incorrectly, highlighting a humorous job fail."

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I see why Europeans complain about the gap in American bathroom doors.

    Elias James
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't much to see when European. It's when eurapoopin that we have an issue.

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    Liz Reid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't use it! It's a xenomorph in disguise! It'll bite your bum!

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American public toilets, the most unprivate places in the world

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look so menacing and scary?

    Ruth Fichter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps reminded of the end of the hallway in The Shining?

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    Amanduh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are about to shart and don’t have time to mess with a door

    Innes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using this toilet is a bigger sin than using the toilets at high school

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not really a hall, is it ?

    Jay Alan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Establish dominance early. This is the one I'm using. #dealwithit

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    #35

    I Wondered Why These Numbers Looked So Weird

    Building wall numbered "27" with visible edge mismatched, illustrating a classic "you had one job" fail.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it´s still kinda readable. Looks like the number 27 in extremely fancy.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign painter must have been Australian.

    James Arrington
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reads the same, upside down or downside up!

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like a total, 'L7'. (said in 70s-80s tone)

    Wes Ouzts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We ran out of twos. But the job was promised to be completed today!

    Cé Vi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it very aesthetic, on the contrary!

    google slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What have they done to my favorite number!? I have always loved the number 27 & I don't know why. Just do.

    J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    22 or 27 malfunction?

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    #36

    If It Doesnt Fit, Cut It

    Billboard with distorted faces, captioned "The Voice of Germany," showcasing a humorous design fail.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am german, and I gotta ask: Who even are these people? P.S.: this question is rhetoric, I don´t actually care.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die zwei ganz rechts waren wohl bei "Tokio Hotel" und einer davon stupst jetzt Heidi Klum. Keine Ahnung welcher. Sie wird es wissen. ;) (Translation: The two on the right apparently were in "Tokio Hotel" and one of them screws Heidi Klum now. No clue which one. She may know.)

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    google slave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering what the deal was with that chicks face. I just thought it was another weirdo.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the second guy from the left still looks human...ish

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very resourceful are those Germans 😂

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    #37

    I Try To Give The USPS Some Credit But Wtf Is This?

    USPS tracking timeline showing multiple arrivals and departures at various facilities.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utah, to Denver, to Boise, to Utah, but back to Boise (34 minutes earlier), to Utah. Wowsers. That package definitely broke some space/time rules.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man , i've noticed some odd tracking progress , but this wins the prize!

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a book from Amazon (remember when?) and it was shipped from a town about 1 hour south of me. My intention was to send it to my friend in the Detroit area upon receipt. When the shipping updates began arriving, it went to Detroit, Grand Rapids, then finally to me so I could repackage and send it to Detroit...again. It took 4 days to arrive from this little town I could have driven to in an hour, lol.

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    WFH Forever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last Amazon package started in a warehouse 140 mi from my house in Washington State. it then travel to Las Vegas, Nevada then Tennessee then North Carolina and Newark, New Jersey before returning to Washington for delivery

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a package that started in Las Vegas, flew past me to Colorado, to Mississippi, back around to California, then finally to me in West Valley City.

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    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So on June 16 it arrived at BOISE coming from WEST VALLEY 34m BEFORE it arrived at WEST VALLEY. I think we've found some signs of spooky quantum action here!

    saw & order
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it arrived in Boise on the night of the 16th before arriving in Boise the next morning. Makes total sense.

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    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see something like this every so often. I tend to think the package, at some point early on, was put on the wrong truck, but also took a roundabout way back to where it should have gone in the first place.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to watch packages of medication from the VA. They would leave Murfreeborough TN and arrive in Denver a few days later. Then To Cheyenne, Then North Dakota, then back to Denver. From there they would finally arrive at our house in about 3 days. This was not an isolated incident. Almost all of my packages from there went on a 2 week vacation!

    Ruth Fichter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had information delivery emails that were similar.

    Carole Gleed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t get away from the distribution centre’s.

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    #38

    Absolutely Not In English

    Text error showing “Radish” as the longest vegetable name, demonstrating a funny fail.

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, it's Sir Bartholomew Cucumber-McCaerrbannough the Third.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of the Northumberland Cucumber-McCaerrbannoughs? I think my second cousin married into that branch of the family.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is these names are translated from Hindi?

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No because none of the vegetable names in Hindi are near these many characters

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The website is giving the answers in Hindi. The answer for radish is wrong. Radish is मूलीं in Hindi and it’s definitely not 20 characters

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI in need of an update?

    ~cornstarchi~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know. In what situation are you required to know the longest named vegetable???? Would be an interesting job interview?

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Don't believe everything you see on the Interner.

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    #39

    The Accessible Toilet At My School Being Completely Inaccessible To Everyone

    Bathroom fail with toilet paper dispenser placed too far from the toilet, highlighting a common “You Had One Job” mistake.

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    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hopefully you remember to get a load of paper before sitting

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the holes in the wall, they moved it. But WHY?

    Elias James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there's a bar to get you all the way there.

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans and the metric system 😂

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *stretching arm to horrifying proportions* this is so discriminatory making a toilet just for eldritch beings

    Amberlie Mikelsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not inaccessible to either Stretch Armstrong or Mr Fantastic...

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    #40

    So Close To Clever, But Not Quite

    Candle with a humorous typo reading "Happy Birthd_ay!" showcasing a fail.

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    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparantly you get the D now and then you get the D later, as well.

    Alicia Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm. Can people be this dumb and dyslexic

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    #41

    Dublin Jet Bridge Rips Door Off Of American Airlines Boeing 787-8

    Airplane gate boarding fails with damage to the aircraft, showing a mishap that highlights "you had one job" scenario.

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    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always try to leave the party before it's over

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's better for the passengers. Now, they don't have to board a frikkin Boeing.

    Matthew Savestheworld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Now. There is no need for that. Thats a Boeing door it will fall off on its own without your help

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather it fall off (if it was going to anyway), on the tarmac, then in the air.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boeings really are the Lada's of the skies.

    Bluonthefront
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staged. That door fell off. We know.

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    #42

    This Not Supposed To Go Here:)

    Two balconies connected by a ladder, showcasing a hilarious architectural fail.

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    Half eaten lemming
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I want a balcony” “We have a balcony at home” The balcony:

    My O My
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Time-Out-Balcony

    Mila Sliacka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a beautiful apartment with two balconies.

    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a double decker balcony. The peasants must retire to the lower balcony only.

    Leah C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share an apartment but and each have your own balcony.

    Shenanigan McFlanigan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, so the smoke doesn't blow back into the apartment.

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you connect two big balconies, do you get one small balcony?

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    #43

    Have To See This 3 Times A Day!

    Pill organizer labeled with days of the week placed out of order, exemplifying a funny fail.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that just hurts . . . . .

    Maggie Fanelli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a pink and two blues but no red?

    Sandrapocalypse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I'd wipe it with polish remover and redo it with a label maker!

    Michael Wilmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, THU is now hump-day? (Anyone else notice the pic was taken after the Tuesday afternoon dose?)

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are like the ones I have, the writing rubs off pretty quickly

    Wendell T Sasaki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appolonia's would be "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday....

    Abby Reynolds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to throw these away and get a whole new set.

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    #44

    Parking Ticket Person Doesn’t Know What They’re Doing

    Ford car parked in pre-owned lot with a ticket on the windshield, highlighting a hilarious fail.

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    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to pull them aside and explain what a car dealership is

    Max Robitzsch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the park their display cars illegally on the public road they bloody deserve a ticket.

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    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Promotion for highest number of issued tickets!

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I get a parking ticket I just put it on someone else's car

    David Hopkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting it's not even a ticket.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Desperate for money that month

    Alex YW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be a setup, the car doesn't even have a number plate

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, he's on to something here

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    #45

    Charge By The Mile

    Pipes installed incorrectly on house exterior, a classic “you had one job” fail.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the end cap is missing on the gutter, so it's not going to matter!

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defense, they were avoiding the electrical wires...., no?.... anyone????

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, I don't think that's gonna work.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What goes up must come down so what goes down must . . .

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The laws of physics don't apply to this household.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the elbow going uphill right above the electric. That will be fun!

    Alicia Li
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know why my toilet doesn’t flush 🤣

    Rajendra Rodrigo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water is intelligent, it uses the same path it used to flow. AI is everywhere

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    #46

    My Teacher Printed The Video File On Paper

    Video link error shown as a missing file icon with text: "1184_y23_p4_sv.mp4."

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of you still tried to play it?

    Placebo Domingo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did search it, but it was porn with safe search off, so I didn't play it.

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    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher might be entitled to a refund from the university they attended. 🤷

    Renee Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't print every frame of the video...

    Rajendra Rodrigo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you ask that teacher to come to Sri Lanka. The most suitable country

    Renee Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said it before and will say it again, you can't fix stupid!

    Nykky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain would have been the loading symbol for a second, I will say that

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the olden days, everything was on paper.

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    #47

    Street In Germany Be Like

    Crosswalk diverging awkwardly onto a bike lane. Hilarious fail in road design with misplaced markings.

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    Illifred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet my German a** this took about 6 months of "construction"

    Kalla Hendershott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen similar. The white lines are basically peel and stick tiles and over time as you drive over them they tend to shift.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just looks like every road in Australia LMAO

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a "you had one job" failure, it's just wear and tear on heavily used road.

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    #48

    How Did This Pass Qc

    A red soccer ball with a misaligned blue stripe, illustrating a funny fail.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you sweet summer child, you think the company has a quality-control department? XD

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Distracted worker. He had goldfish and a juice box, nap time was in 20 min

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably sewn by an 8-year-old in Pakistan or something

    Katrina Nixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think some prisoners actually make some of these as part of their work programs.

    Ular Laut
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the colors are painted after the ball completely sewn....

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QC needs a QC department

    Whoopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be something dirty-minded-esque? I mean if no it is annoying but I feel like there's something I'm not getting here 😅

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    #49

    Ok What Is The Code? How About Change It Up From Time To Time!!!

    Keypad with mismatched numbers and grime, illustrating a classic "you had one job" fail.

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The passcode is actually 02343042234003243402420340232430. It's easy to remember because there are only 4 numbers.

    WFH Forever
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's possible they have changed it. maybe it was 2222 then 3333 then 4444..

    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it’s not like the one on my building, i discovered the other day that the three numbers required to open it can be put in any order and it opens!!

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if they change it now, no one will ever guess it!

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTW, Today is World Password Day. Keep your passwords safe!

    Giles McArdell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a whole deductive process on one of these : https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/266345765445509116/

    Charlie the Cat
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    1 year ago

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    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I was rude.. I am sorry I didn't wanted to be. :(

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    J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We dont know the total number of numbers in the code. It could be 4, or 7. That drastically changes the answer.

    Ruth Fichter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite like the code at my workplace.

    Winter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes! But in which ORDER does one have to press them? THAT is the question!

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    #50

    The Replaced The Tiles In My Dorm Hallway. It’s Supposed To Be 3 Solid Blue Lines…

    Checkerboard floor pattern with one tile misplaced, illustrating a job fail.

    Angelghoulva Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would it be three solid blue lines?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a giant version of one of those sliding tile puzzles.

    Friendly Neighbourhood Hermit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to do one of them sliding tile puzzles be like

    Doctor Theopolis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue one on the left swaps with the one on its right. Blue one at the top in the middle switches with the brown one two to the right of the blue one that just moved. At least it's symmetrical.

    Zorg the Great
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, what bothers me most is that the blue tiles are nowhere close to the blue under the doors.

    Zorg the Great
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, what bothers me most is that the tiles are nowhere close to the matching blue by the doors.

    Jim Mulholland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 on the left, 3 on the right, 5 down the middle.

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    #51

    Adutl Use Only (Yes, Age-Restricting A Pinwheel For Being Pride-Themed Is Problematic)

    Adutl Use Only (Yes, Age-Restricting A Pinwheel For Being Pride-Themed Is Problematic)

    CovfefeBoss Report

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The faster it turns, the more gay you get. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. Are rainbow colours adult only to protect kids from the dangers of an open mind?

    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's people who honestly still believe that being gay, etc. is a choice. And if it's a choice, you can "convince" young people to also be gay. Honestly, I can't make this stuff up.

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    Melissa Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a little boy holding one of those, he was wearing a Superman costume, by time it spun around once, he was in a full-blown princess dress!! Beware the rainbow, the mighty powerful hypnotizing rainbow......

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. This would be classified as a toy and must adhere to some pretty strict safety standards. Just looking at it you can see it would fail lots of tests (sharp edges, small parts). By printing 'for adult use only' on it, the producer tries to protect themselves from legal action.

    Virgin Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next they'll be saying only adults can look at a rainbow or only an adult can draw a rainbow wtf?!

    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, How do they address a real rainbow that occurs in nature?

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd way to spell adult.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adutls deserve some recognition. You hear about adults, but never adutls.

    Mrs.C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adutl use only...at what age is one legally and Adutl?

    Doctor Theopolis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gay to acknowledge the covenant God made with Noah!

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY is it adult use only? these used to very much be something for children when I was little. especially at the beach. you'd put them in your sandcastles

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    #52

    Cleaner Used Haste: It Was Super Effective

    Cleaner Used Haste: It Was Super Effective

    marvnation Report

    #53

    My Dad’s Memorial Reef Has Been On Its Face For 13 Months And We Only Just Got Notified (Details In Comments)

    My Dad’s Memorial Reef Has Been On Its Face For 13 Months And We Only Just Got Notified (Details In Comments)

    fusionaddict Report

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Details from the comments: In 2021, my dad passed away after a long bout of cardiovascular issues and an infection that caused his aortic aneurism to rupture. My dad loved fishing in the Florida panhandle with my uncle and was a supporter of the artificial reef association, which creates artificial habitats for sea life. So, we made the decision to have him interred in a reef so that he could be part of the ocean he loved so much. His reef was placed last year, and we were told that the artificial reef authority would be regularly monitoring it so we could check the progress of the habitat. 13 months later, we still hadn’t heard anything so my brother asked when it would be surveyed as we were curious about how things were developing. On Saturday, we finally got an answer: the reef association had found the reef had tipped over as it was being placed, and even worse, the side in the sand is the side with our dad’s marker and urn embedded.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the bottom is open, it also provides no effective predator protection for the sea life that normally settles in the reefs, so it isn’t even really effective for its intended purpose. The reef association knew about this within two weeks of the drop, but never bothered to inform us, claiming they hoped to be able to fix it before we could find out. They then told us that they determined fixing it would be too dangerous as their divers have no experience with salvaging using airbags. Now, my family may have to spend thousands to have a professional salvage crew straighten the reef, which may not even be possible because they waited 13 months to inform us and there may now be an established ecosystem that can’t be disturbed. TL;DR: The artificial reef association knew the reef in which my dad’s remains were interred had been on its face for 13 months and only told us after my brother inquired about how the habitat was coming along.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DETAILS: https://www.reddit.com/r/onejob/comments/14dtw72/comment/jorl1le/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

    Dr Soong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking in the comments. Where are the details? 🧐

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're in the comments on the original post, not this re-post tBored Panda. LuckyL has copied those comments above

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    Feelings are fake
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe no one from the family was there when it was placed to witness it.

    Gabesense
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that there are no comments that detail this make it double

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.reddit.com/r/onejob/comments/14dtw72/comment/jorl1le/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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    #54

    At My School, There Are No Adapters Anywhere

    At My School, There Are No Adapters Anywhere

    NuclearMisile Report

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    #55

    Inches On My Cutting Mat Are Less Than An Inch

    Inches On My Cutting Mat Are Less Than An Inch

    wickedpixel1221 Report

    Mikey Mozart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet if you lined up that ruler correctly, it'd probably match.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely, you can see that the distance is increasing (only a slight difference at 19 inch, a slightly bigger difference at 20 inch, etc.). That means that if the measurement on the ruler is correct, the measurement on the mat is indeed wrong, and it won't ever match the ruler.

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Measurement implies mistakes" is ont of the greatest science proverb ever. You'll be surprise if you start measuring random stuff.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subway makes 11 inch footlong sandwiches. When they were sued, they said that the footlong was just the name of the sandwiches, and not meant to be taken as any sort of measurement. They won.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or maybe the inches on the ruler are longer then an normal?

    Albert Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plastic may have shrunk due to cooling which should have been factored in.

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some materials expand when you process them so you have to cut them short; some contract so you have to cut them long. This would seem to help with neither, since it doesn't say what you're cutting…

    Libby Tailor
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The grid is metric, the side is imperial

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly of you to expect accuracy.