“What Were The Parents Thinking”: People Share 40 Of The Dumbest Names They’ve Encountered

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That's a great super villain name! :)

Perfect Combo

Skibity bop mm dada

Oh yes, he can

There was a rapper in the 90's -part of the duo One and One- who named himself Harry Balz. And it was funny to me. But to have this as a real name is on another level! :)

Fabulous! I need to change my name!

Rich White is very common in the GOP. It's quite amazing that a lot of poor white keep voting for them.

Oh dear.

That's what she's supposed to do, right?

I certainly don't mean to be rude by asking this question (or racist or anything like that), but why to African Americans do this???

sold kitten for what?

No. He will not.

Would be pretty ironic if the guy was a Satanist.

Lol! May as well make the most of a moniker like that!

Absolutely has to be fake!

Almost like Dill from Rugrats! He's grown up 😊

Yeah, that pink-black colour combo and a word ´sax´ doesn´t help.

I would've never gotten that had it not been explained. What in the actual fk also... the baby does not find this amusing.

Sounds like a prank call to Moe Szyslak.

I wonder if one of her parents was named Hey Saylor!

He had the common sense to go with Rick for Richard...

It’s not actually pronounced how you’d think (Sech-wal-eh)

I work in a prison and we had a volunteer come and do AA classes for the inmates and I s**t you not his name was Hennessey. I laughed so hard and was like yea that dude isn't a trigger at all.

guess his dad really liked it

Is that the other Crystal's cousin?

He knows and he's waiting to show it to you...

His face says it all

She has since remarried and is now Judy Graham Spitz

L. Ana would be a better arrangement

must scratch, but first, must smile for photo

I refused to believe his parents named him Tiny. He's using that as a nickname on purpose. He's gotta be.

Must have been tough in High School

Now serving hot dogs!

I hope his first name is Seymour!

Well, you can give yourself any name you want on FB...

His dad - ´That's not what i wanted´

Surely your goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever.

This to me isn't that bad, it's a perfectly normal Korean name that just happens to sound not quite right in English. It's not like the people who have knowingly given their child a ridiculous name.

Not his real name but a mistake by the team: https://www.tvnewsroom.co.uk/biography-images/matthew-price-3530/

Good God! Did your Dad not even stop and think about that???

The Rhona

The parents gave him a futuristic name.. they knew..

Ugh...

I used to have an insurance man named D**k Small. Phone book listed him as Small D**k. It wasn’t long before he was going by ‘Richard’.

The One with The Guy Named Peter Bonerz

To be fair, any first name is going to sound bad with that surname!

i see four letters with my eyesight..

He's a DJ. And a pretty famous one at that. It isn't his real name.

Proctologist?

I laugh at this every time I watch an episode to be honest.

shield ya butt...... ill see myself out

Looks like he’s got a shih tzu sleeping on his head. Why didn’t he brush his hair before the photo was taken!

Good actor, though.

Wait... where did she bite him?

Not feeling these foreign or non Western "worst" names. They're just foreign

Machine translation can be awful no matter what the languages its going between.

should have left it blank lol

No one knocks the JVT. He's one of the United Kingdom's best forces for good. An absolute star amongst a real shower of 5hit.

There's a road called Wanker Drive somewhere in Pennsylvania. Doesn't seem to have the same connotations in the US as it does here.

I've seen this little fella before!