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If you've ever had an office job, or any job, for that matter, you know how it goes. Your precious 24 hours that will never return are eaten up by this corporate monstrosity that you gotta pretend you thoroughly enjoy. Meetings, deadlines, feedback are all followed by that weird smile you gotta squeeze out like a glass of OJ, even if you’re dying inside.

So nothing brings us, millennial office workers, so much inner comfort, nothing tucks us in like a warm blanket, nothing soothes our tired souls like a warm glass of milk, quite like work memes. No wonder we are the generation that can cite lines from The Office by heart.

The Instagram account “Employee Up” is exactly the place that generates memes out of the daily absurdity of our work life. From lunch breaks to job interviews, from survival meetings and webinars to prayers for the manager, it’s something that feels terribly relatable. Below we selected some of the funniest workplace memes from the account, so pull your seat closer.

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That's Amazing 😍
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JustIn S
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This needs more upvotes

Dadolwch
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not belong in "painfully funny"

Gail Lumer
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations and best wishes. The medical community and therefore the world has gained a valuable new asset. We need more go-getters like you.

Sean Robinson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s about putting a smile on your face when you’re not having a good day, week, month or year.

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Emma Squires-Freeman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Congratulations. I don't know you, but I am so proud of you💗

Gary Harkins
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there's ever a list of the greatest stories ever told on BP, this is #1!! I love seeing people succeed!!

MotherMayhem
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are awesome, Jaines Andrades, NP!!!!👩‍⚕️

Honey Rose
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so proud of you! Such an inspiration.

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice post, PsychicxGoddess❣️

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote this. 40 hour weeks are 100 years out of date.

    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then u get assholes that tell people to get a second job when you say your struggling

    Casey Payne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've always wanted to hire the married man and they still do. For that reason. If there was a wife/partner/caretaker able to take of him at home; they could, morally and ethically, beat the everloving c**p out of that guy. Single guy will eventually break. The married guy will return again and again to the abuse in order to support the family that supports him as he supports the company. Toxic, isn't it.

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm employed full-time, also a single dad to a teen daughter, I liked this.

    David Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who works 40 hours? I've never worked anywhere that by the end of the work week I'd worked less than 50 or 60 hours. I knew something was up.

    Dan Bert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry Ford started the 40 hour workweek so his factories could run non-stop, that is three successive 8 hour shifts every 24 hours.

    Sigourney Di Blasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hire someone to do the housework, like it was back then...

    Nordic And Sneezing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 hours a week are pretty much standard here in EU and people can still manage to do everything they need to do

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    #3

    Read💗
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    Flexiegirl94
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so kind :) I love it!

    BtMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing else us Italians will always feed you 🤣🥖

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people just remember to be a human :)

    Chriss21
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not your boss, he is officially family

    Lennart Rademann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see a wholesome story once in a while

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be a mom and pop shop because the chains would never do this.

    Alexander Castleberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The f**k is wrong with y’all? How, exactly, does this count as funny?

    Olga Aftyka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like they gave it a title from another thread. And no one else cares...

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    Queen Jackson.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate seeing this post cause it always makes me hungry.

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on what I've heard about Italians, you have been adopted.

    Emily Mulheran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    💕💕💕 There are still good people in the world! 💕💕💕

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    In order to laugh at workplace memes, you gotta relate to them. And the only way to relate to them is to actually (have) or to have had a job like this. But job hunting is a daunting mission that challenges all your thresholds at once, from dignity to persistence. Because the truth is, the only thing which is worse than having a boring office job is not having a job at all.

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE on their death bed ever said: "I wish I would have spent more time at work."

    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% correct. Too much "I'll sleep when I'm dead" mentality being taught by the self-proclaimed "success" gurus. Guess what. They're the ones getting richer on our money, and we're the ones suffering massive diabetes, heart failure, mental health issues, you name - all of which is linked to lack of sleep, overwork, stress, and financial stress. We'd be a lot healthier, happier and financially better off if we stopped listening to the rich scam artists and giving them all our money. Decades and decades of outcomes speak for themselves.

    Nicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a co-worker that told me that she used to work with someone who would clock-in, work her 8 hours and then leave everyday on time like... it was a bad thing...? I was like, yeah...watch me do the same! I have a life to live and a family to love on, sorry-not-sorry. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    arietism
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I firmly believe in the power of no

    It's Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been watching a lot of 90s movies and tv lately. Good god! "Let's all work for forever because the writers don't know what else we are supposed to do!" People have lives, you know.

    Joe Brody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I used to have a life. Moat likely, one of my ex wives has it. Although. I hav

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    John Crandall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im Late 50's. My work is toxic emotionally and hazardous physically. Work with people in mid 60's to 70 who refuse to retire, have retirements in excess of $7k/month. They complain about our employer and do very little work. I ask them wth don't u retire then? They have no answer. I plan to retire somewhere cheap overseas in 6 months making less than $2k/month and couple hundred thousand cash and the financial advisor I talked to yesterday made me feel like an idiot; that I was poor, should keep working and that I didn't make enough for them to bother with. My friend retired same age a few years ago and told me, if u don't need to wait for SSI, take your early retirement and enjoy life. You will appreciate those years between 57 and 62 more than you will the money. I hate my job, am too old to get hired elsewhere and don't want to end up like these older guys here, but im being guilted into thinking im stupid for leaving money on the table.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody else should dictate your life! Is that adviser living your life? Nope, you are!! Here's the real question. Can you afford to retire, and would you be happy with your lifestyle if you did? If the answer is yes, well then go ahead! I've learned it's not always about money! You Don't have to have the biggest house on the block and the nicest cars in the driveway! If YOU are happy then that's all that matters!!

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like people who say they are depressed for views (obviously some people are depressed but some fake it on the internet)

    Sandra Jeffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During covid daughter worked 60+ hours a week. She is definitely burned out. She got another job where they hired more PSW's so the work load was not so demanding. Now she will have a family life and get proper sleep.

    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well I only missed 3 days of school!"

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    #5

    Let's Cancel Greedy Companies
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    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should apply for these jobs NOBODY

    Lynn Wilcox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody should have to. Unfortunately opportunity and bring poor seem to have opposing correlations. If me and my kid are starving, guess who's gonna take any job.

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    Fiery Llama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why one or the other? If you were a racist online years ago, why should I believe you're not a racist now that you've got famous and a publicist stops you from saying things?

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good in theory...but when you cancel a celebrity, it doesn't really affect your life. When you cancel a job, you don't make money, and if you don't make money, you can't buy tacos 🌮🌮🌮 and if you can't buy tacos, then you might as well just give up.

    B S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think we can and should do both. just to prove no one's safe w overpaid MFers.

    Louise Platiel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you thought higher education was meant to help you but you realize its just another business taking your money and offering false promises.

    Sheri Sedgwick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This!! But also companies that will only pay $13/hr for jobs that should be $20-25 per hour. Especially if you have a college degree or many many years in the field.

    Sigourney Di Blasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody forces people to apply to those jobs. If nobody applied, those rules would change immediately. Look what happened to waiters this past couple of years...

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    Be A Bad Worker✍️✍️✍️
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    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that was first lesson i learned in my first office job; also salary was not worth it

    Christian Cartmale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh salary, the perfect way to get overtime out of people without paying them

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    Gordon Wimpress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was literally told by the guy who hired me at my last job to take my time. Don't do too much too quickly, or else you'll just get piled on.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do enough to keep your job. Don’t do so much that you’re a target

    Barbara Galyon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no promotions, cause you know "it would take two people to replace you".

    Happyu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more ability the more responsibilities

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never show them you can't be replaced. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted...

    Dawud G Delves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it the curse of competency.

    Hermin Lalefar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former manager, this statement is true.

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True every place I worked. And it was me that got punished. Last time I said bye bye. Months later ex boss phones me asking if I'd consider coming back as I was such a good fit. Yeah. They found one person couldn't do what I was doing. I said sorry, nope.

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    Davor Matijašević
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You write that on your cover letter and I'd hire you on the spot. We often forget that we are hiring *people*, not "machines precisely tuned to some imaginary criteria someone came up on the loo".

    Riley Warrick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream is for the person calling out orders to say "ORDER 66"

    Rosie Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking for work right now. They always ask, what made you apply for a job at this company? Too bad I can't answer with umm because I need a freaking job!!

    Olivia Mansfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies are getting more and more arrogant and self entitled. Greedy and cheap to pay up but yet they can make all the demands

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    Gillian Gray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was to be a park ranger and ride a gigantic dog to work everyday, or a game developer who rides a gigantic dog to nearby schools so the kids can pet the dog. I really liked big dogs.

    P. Mozzani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in H.R. and I never receive or would read cover letters. With all of the other means of checking a candidate's background and references, it is not important to accompany a resume with a cover letter. I don't have the time to read them; although I must state that reading a cover letter might be a good process of elimination if the writer cannot properly express her/himself. I've read some absolutely wretched resumes (not for history but for content.) Can't imagine how wretched cover letters might be.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When interviewing for a job, I asked about how important references were, I was told that they don't take them seriously because your current employer often times will give you a bad reference because they don't want you to leave and will do whatever they can to keep you.

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to be riding a pony on a space rainbow right now!

    Bruce Horton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pony riding rainbow chasers are in low demand right now.

    Lindy Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She what she wanted from a very early age....

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    U Doing It Or Not?
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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! For that amount of money, I'd have the place spotless, beautiful, and perfect! And I'd be able to save enough to retire in no time. Besides, the dead are more pleasant than most living outdoor these days anyway!

    JKO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why I prefer to be in cemetaries

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that money I'd supply my own flood lights for the place. You know cos I gotta see every speck of dirt to clean it perfect. NOT cos I'm scared of the dark or ghosts....really not for that reason.

    Katie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "With Casper and his homies in the back" sent me 😂😂

    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, befriend all the ghosts and spectres and have the sickest crew ever!

    Maya Baggins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived all my life in front of a cemetery, where can I sign that contract?

    not your average weirdo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I would love to make friends with ghosts for 80 F*****G DOLLARS AN HOUR!

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don’t even need a job i’m in school but i’ll take that offer!

    Mad Kid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats an estimated $161280 per year, btw

    Nicole Tomme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take that job. I am a night owl.

    Maria C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aisle 6 row 3 has me dead 😂😂😂

    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly that spot is already taken, you'll have to be dead somewhere else.

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    Is The Weather Nice In Finland?
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    Jontelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finland, here I come!

    Mtownmick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google learning Finnish. but I get ya.

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to move to Finland! Really all the Scandinavian country's are unfathomably better than what this stupid country (USA) is becoming. We're being flung into a new dark age. Wondering how bad things have to get here before we can get asylum elsewhere!

    Leanne Hailes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...& watch a 60 minute tv show with 25 mins of commercials...sad, sad, just f'n sad!

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    MissD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, although they have talked about it, they haven't and aren't planning to actually do this. Also, the original idea was 4 days OR 6 hour days, not both. :(

    The IRS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have friends who work in Denmark, they essentially work until their work is done. They never work over 40 hours a week. Some weeks it's more like 25. There's no 'stay until 5' - once they're done they go. Amazing how much more efficient people are when they can go once they're done.

    Joe Brody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a chef in a restaurant, tell me how one works until they're done?

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    Flash Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We switched to a six hour work day during covid lockdown. My boss decided to make it permanent. I get just as much work done, and I am sooooooo much happier, more rested, and less stressed.

    Honey Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US mindset: work work work and more work retire and then die! US employers don't want happy, healthy employees they want robots to fatten their bank accounts

    naaah... I'm a panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i always get so proud of my country (finland) when i read something about it in bp or see someone in my favorite show meantoning the word "finland"?

    MargyB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work 7 hour days, so much more doable!

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    34-year-old PM is absolutely rocking it!

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    jon gilbertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, that's $5.75/hr take home. if this guy lives in America, given the standard tax rates for federal and state , he was only making maybe $8/hr gross? As Steve Miller once said "go on, take the money and run, oo oo ooh"

    Saint Lynnie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoting just got the Steve Miller reference

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    Jennifer Roberson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got fired for being overpaid and not giving it back. I said, if your job is to pay me, and you do your job wrong, how is that my fault?

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your work is worth as much as someone is willing to pay for it, they say ^^

    Derek Dufrane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Withdraw the money and close the account head towards the sunset

    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt this is actually true, but it would hilarious if it was!

    Vae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is roughly $5.75/hr. That is less than a waitress makes and that usually hasn't changed even since before I was a baby. I am glad he made himself scarce, whatever the job is/was, needs to ante up the pay rate.

    Lynn Wilcox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make just over $2 before tips in Michigan.

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    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 Take the money and run 🎶

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confess to checking the math.

    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no, no... always leave 10% for emergencies - WED - 30%

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had had this formula when I was working my job. They expected me to arrive on time in the am but to stay until all the checks were done in the evening ... always after everyone else was able to go home ... sometimes until 2am the next morning ... especially if it was "dividend paying time" & I would have to drive to the post office in Crown Pointe with over USD$2.5M worth of checks in my possession with no backup ... sometimes riding on MARTA ... & then to the PO ... & then home ... which was 37-miles one way ... & if it was raining because of Atlanta's hellish traffic ... I'd get home about the time I'd have to turn around & head back into the f_____g office. When I asked for help/assistance/an assistant they looked at me like I was crazy. I retired suddenly because of a horrific traffic accident & it took "them" 3 months to sort out my desk's responsibilities which "they" finally split into three separate departments. I still have nightmares about being confined there.

    GuessImAGooseThen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woohoo, the guideline is to only give 2% craps on friday this is why schools *should* follow the unwritten rule not to give students homework on fridays

    Grammarly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has that on a shirt XD

    Tessa Fontaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    downvote for baby yoda. What is it with Facebook moms and baby yoda? This green virus has infected boredpanda too wtf guys

    Shabbir Yamani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Yoda look like he's messing with his privates...

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    Brodie Bruce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-seeks-new-trial-fired-employee-with-down-syndrome-2022-4

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    Eli Fisher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 16 year old AV (Audio Visual) student. A group that helps adults with special needs and learning disabilities adjust to life after high school has a performing arts program that came to my school to show a film they'd put together. I was instantly drawn to the program and now I'm helping out by making a woman's vision come to life through a stop motion film. The script she wrote is absolutely beautiful and heartwarming. No one should ever be underestimated and I mean that quite honestly. People are people no matter what they've been through or what they're going through or what they deal with. EQUALITY IS ALWAYS AWESOME (unless you discriminate against people for things like sexual orientation, gender, race, etc- then you don't get to be equal to all the awesome people)

    Sigourney Di Blasi
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    3 years ago

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    You are a flower yet to bloom. Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut until you actually learn something that isn't from a Disney movie.

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    Carl Reichart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one drawing their last breath ever said "Gee, I wish I'd worked more hours".

    Wintermute
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reduced to the maximum allowable $300k. So even when a court of justice decides otherwise, our society still won't allow disabled people to prosper TOO much. Because, y'know, their disability is ultimately their own moral failing and they deserve it./s

    Lorie Shewbridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been reduced for anyone because that was all the Federal Court allowed. That is what sucked. The Federal law needs to change for everyone.

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    Catherine Graves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The award was adjusted to $300,000 but the woman was also recently rehired to her old shift.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope they did as they were told!

    JKO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the jury

    Frisinator
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they appealed and didn’t pay s**t.

    Tessa Fontaine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats…. no. That;s not remotely accurate wtf

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    Networking is another important strategy when getting into the job market. But since LinkedIn is a great place to network, you have to be careful about what content you engage in or share there. “Make sure every interaction on the platform is professional, relevant to your discipline and sector, and showcases your expertise and knowledge. Make sure you are networking with relevant people,” Dawn said.

    The career coach also said to “avoid randomly liking and sharing posts that don’t align with your purpose. If you are looking for a job, then 80% of what you post and comment should be aligned to that goal,” she explained.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen to that, dude! I loved that I was always an hourly worker rather than salaried.

    Becca Hauck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hourly workers are also expected to work off the clock. If you don't, well it's a "right to hire, right to fire" state (Tennessee), which means they don't need a reason at all to fire you.

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    Sean Sean
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say this, but for some people work is all they have. I knew a few people that wanted to get married, have kids etc, but that never happened. But people need a purpose in life, so they bury themselves in their work. I'd say if you know someone that does that, see what else is lacking in their life and if there's anything you can do for them.

    Lucretia Yuckmeister
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then again, some of us like to work and find that people like us end up being the leader, making a helluva lot more money. Go ahead and put forth a mediocre performance and see how far that gets you.

    1Zs Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately some employers cant find folks to work so they have to put up with mediocre employees and give in to all their demands just so they have the staff.. but they arent the ones moving up in the company, the hard workers are.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nursing home staff. Sadly, their will and desire to make the lives of their residents better will be exploited until they break down, feeling like s**t on top of it for leaving their residents alone in understaffed and underfunded homes. Germany here.

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously had to explain to my neighbor that regardless of being salary, ANY employer that expects you to work a 20hr day because it's "tax" season is unethical and that she was contributing to the workplace abuse by doing it. A good employer would hire sufficient staff and STILL make a nice profit. This employer is a robber-baron.

    Stymied Egan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took a mild lecture on workplace scheduling to my co-workers to get them to stop. If you are working extra, for free, the business has no factual data on how much time or labor it really takes to get jobs done. This means the company is going to expect all the employees to continue to produce as much as they do when some people are doing work off the clock. You may not care but it's not fair to other people who maybe judged a poorer performer since they won't work off the clock.

    TR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it or not, that's not the overworker's problem, though.

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    Emanual Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy my job and often work through lunch break. I always leave on time or early though.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry man but I'm guilty of that for years, But then my boss cured me of that by being an a*****e.

    Shasta Morris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't tryin to take my breaks when I can eat standing in the hallway and get paid for it.

    Anthony Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. It's just a choice. If they found something they really like, why stop them. I don't take my lunches, ever. And leave, early. My boss is cool with it. He would rather have a crew that does this, than people b*tching about who's first or why they have to be.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Daddy works at the circus.

    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahha I almost choked on my food! hahaha

    Ernie Tabuena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the same kid who asked grandpa to make a noise like a frog cause “daddy said we’re going to Disneyland when you croak.”

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would not have been a problem for me. My husband was a Ringling clown. :-)

    GuessImAGooseThen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .........relatable on a daily-basis level

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always dreamed somebody do that or at least i witness it being done

    Herman Trowser
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Head of HR that was retiring gave his consent for a manager to sign off on a grievance. The manager was always a PITA to his employees and his bosses. He signed off on a settlement that awarded 50 employees over $2 million. That manager was reassigned to a job where he sat in a 8×12 office with no human interaction. It was a government agency so the didn't fire him

    Bex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they reward him with my dream job???

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    Lucretia Yuckmeister
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked out of one of my management jobs. Wish I had thought to do this before I left.

    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is now my hero!

    arietism
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss did this for us before she left also! 😂

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    If you’re new to Linkedin, Dawn has some tips. “LinkedIn is more than a digital CV and it’s not a great idea to simply copy and paste the same information across.”Moreover, “it’s also the most professional social media platform and is not a place to post complaints or rant negatively. That doesn’t mean you have to be positive all the time but it must be presented professionally,” Dawn said.

    The career coach also noted that it’s not just your 1st line contacts that can see your posts and comments and that's what makes it a great platform for networking. “It's wise to be on your best behavior, as your future manager can see everything you write and share,” she concluded.

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    #16

    Anyone Who's Gonna Say She Should've Left A 30 Days Notice, No She Didn't. They Were Disrespectful And Threatened Her And She Owes Them Nothing But That Savage "I Quit" Text. Cc: @raychaelsarah

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    Tonk Terrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the first time they scream at you.

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did and yet it was the last straw. Just because they aren't screaming it can be still verbal abuse, learned that lesson!

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    Fiery Llama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautifully worded. Something I've learned to add to this? Consider making this an email, and CC'ing thier boss and the board of the company. MAKE them have the uncomfortable conversations about why this type of behaviour is condoned.

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m doing that if I’m ever unfortunate to have that fate

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    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got yelled at for calling 911 and turning in a suspicious backpack left in the parking space specifically reserved for the Police Department. The jerk called me out in front of the main entrance. When the a*****e manager was finished, I said, “Let me get this straight. You made me sit through hours of training videos, and now you are telling me to ignore the training?” He says, “That was never part of your training.” I proceeded to quote page and verse from my notes. Then I said, “I am too old and to tired to put up with a manager like you. I speak to you with respect and I expect the same from you.” He stood there with his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water, his face a shade of purple. He stomped off to his office. I was off work shortly thereafter so I went home. Monday rolled around, and as I had not received a phone call firing me, I went to work. He had been let go on Sunday. I don’t know why, and I don’t care.

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had managers that cared about me and ones that didn't, ones that got mad at me and ones that taught me how to do better, one that was stealing from customers and who fired me when I noticed an irregularity and asked about it, and even one that used to show me the Brazilian Ju Jitsu moves that he learned to me (not in a good way). But I have never, ever, had anyone yell at me at work!

    Spiral Agent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have let them fire you. Unemployment.

    Frisinator
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot so say P.S go f**k your self

    Hermin Lalefar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go girl!!! Rachael for the win!

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pros: I don't have to go back... cons: I'm human and that means I need to eat.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can afford to leave, do so. If you can’t, invest in yourself and start looking for something new as well as is possible! Don’t stay in a place that makes you feel like 💩

    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw it!! Stay and have another drink....or three!

    MontanaMariner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I quit my last job... I couldn't do it.

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    ToJay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone please tell me where this image is from? Thanks!!!

    AD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me! I did not quit, I pointed out the new job was significantly different than my old job which had now disappeared and asked for and received a redundancy. 9 months wages to leave? Sure. The look on their faces as I walked out the door? No idea, I was not looking back!

    Thiago Silva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as if someone would really promote this hysteric littlegirl....

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    Max Barnes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she shat herself.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am convinced that a major job requirement for a manager is to be stupid.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    Greta Thunberg is NOT a quitter, but best of luck to you on finding a new path!

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    Robert Vernet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, can't even get 6 weeks for maternity leave in the states 🙃

    Sarah K
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I got 3 months off for my maternity leave and I live in the US

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    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that she can work for 6 months and be able to afford to disappear for 7 years.

    Sam J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality over quantity with her. Love her music

    Joe Brody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make her money and have at it....

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps she makes enough in 6 mos to take 7 year breaks.🙄

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    Sharron Lindsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response is the same - I've turned up to do the job I'm contracted to do and at 5 I'm going home

    Fiery Llama
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't to contribute to the whole 'dream job' nonsense, but something that it took me DECADES to learn was that 40 hours a week is too many to be unhappy. I now wish that I hadn't stayed so long at places that made me sad it was a weekday.

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    Ernie Tabuena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say “morning” because I once had a grumpy coworker who would always mutter “what’s good about it?” in return.

    Amy Ahlstrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person 1: He died by natural causes. Person 2: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF! Person 1: gravity is natural

    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise it when they they say, "Living the dream". Whose dream MFer?

    Celia T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please run over me with the forklift so I can go home.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Althoughf you die your boss would still call you to work the opening shift on Monday

    River wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest one so far.

    James Arvidson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Living the dream" I despise that saying. Who's dream? So fake. Maybe someone's anxiety ridden nightmare.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel sad for people who let their work define them…glad to read there are still some who don’t!

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always against the "work yourself to death and let your relationships suffer" mindset. It was created by people wanting to exploit others. Glad to see things changing. It's very refreshing.

    Barbara Kayton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better name would be the anti-exploitation movement.

    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tho I do feel we should be working to bring the average work week to nothing more than 40 hours a week! Period! I do believe people should actually be in the office. Now if it's possible to set it up where you can work a day or two from home, that's awesome, but to strictly be a remote worker, I just don't think that's efficient over time.

    anon panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in the pandemic where it was proven to be

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    Bruce Horton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First out the door when right sizing comes

    Graham Cox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you need to take lessons from Europeans.

    James Arvidson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I've been doing this for years while people thought I was crazy. But I'm very good at what I do. It is about setting expectations. Giving and getting respect. Recognizing people are human and make.mistakes (yours and theirs). But the biggest improvement was went I started giving the impression I did not need the job at all. Got to the point that I don't anymore and I credit making them believe that as a major help getting there. People respect you when you respect yourself and show you do not need them (but still respectful). It is a fine balance. I few times I walked away to show it was no bluff even though I couldn't afford it. But you have to respect the other person. Understand that nice is not kind. Too many people use "nice" to abuse you. Take kind or helpful before nice. Nice is a red flag. Worse bosses I have ever seen are nice and spineless and trick people while screwing them over. Oblivious.

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    3 years ago

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    Jodie daubenmire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And per usual..your parents have to clean up your mess.. Seriously GROW UP

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    UnpopularPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A group of Karens is called a 'complaint'.

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently a very large group of Karens is called a "home owners association '.

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    Wonderful
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this make me think they are all part of a mlm and are planning to destroy the world with tacky leggings and scented oil.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I'm not in love with this movement where we stereotype white women with a certain hairstyle. That seems like painting with a broad, ignorant brush.

    Notme
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it. It reeks of misogyny and ageism.

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    Capo3Tanya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's mean lol, they might be the nicest ladies you ever met you don't know.

    Bonesko
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 waters, 2 with lemon, unsweetened ice tea with Splenda, a cup of soup, steak dinner, onion rings, and 'just the ice tea for now but I may want something later when you're about to go eat for the first time in 7 hours'.

    Friend Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost got my hair cut like this for a joke but they haven't gone away yet so I can't risk it.

    Olivia Mansfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This group just got done from church where they repent their sins,. Proceeds to stiff the waitress for wearing something that's not a moo moo.

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    Chris Omer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure beats laboring under communism, Che.

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both systems are flawed and both exploit people for profit. I can't sit here and act like capitalism is better than any other system. I'm personally tired of working to keep rich people rich.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, someone's being honest.

    Ashley Hardy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caused a commotion this week in a similar icebreaker situation. I have 11 different bosses and none of them are on the same page. I made a reference to how our workplace is like the movie Office Space with middle management. I said if the company really wants to improve the bottom line the redundant manager positions should be eliminated. I’ve since been wrote up but FTW I said what I said and I wasn’t wrong.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your co-worker should read up on North Korea.... he'll feel a lot more grateful.

    Jasia Pucio
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe me, working under socialism is no fun either

    Jeff Byrka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, are you previously from a social democratic country? One of the ones that dominate the lists of happiest people with lower income disparity than the US?

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    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago

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    What exactly is wrong with capitalism?

    Amber Sharp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like... literally everything unless you're a billionaire?

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    Da-dee
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    3 years ago

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    Then he should quit and become a worthless homeless bum. Oh did that hurt your pathetic feelings? Oh well your feelings don't matter in the slightest.

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    Cyd Charisse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note, I found a way to hate a person's hat twice! ;-)

    George Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say the same thing. That thing is horrible

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    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it heart breaking when you think you are going home just to find out you now have more responsibilities?! Lol

    TheCat 3
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they felt like "oh damn we might lose this employee" or something like that, only improving things when they feel like they might lose you or you're getting demotivated

    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this happen for 2 years. From front line to site director. Even turned down a few. Was working at odds with current management because they were idiots.

    Katie Hernandez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the utter dissapointment in his eyes

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    Bunny McHoney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I kind of don't think that people should be able to get loans before their brains fully developed (around 25) or they should at least get a disability discount.. I mean you're not using your full brain that's got to be a disability

    Not A Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually what the old Dutch system when I was a student did. We got 0% interest student loans and you had 15 years to pay them off, dependent on your income. If after 15 years you weren't able to pay off in full (and again, based on what you were earning) they usually forgave the rest.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth: big student loans are a bad wager and a terrible idea. It's crazy we even offer 19 year olds gigantic loans, usually before they've had any experience managing their own expenses, against a hypothetical job 4+ years in the future that may or may not even exist, and which will pay an amount not even experts can estimate. There is literally no way to make meaningful plans with so many unknown variables. Also, here's the problem with the whole "object lesson" idea: **For the kids who screw up the worst** it's basically "financial capital punishment" - no amount of determination or effort on their parts can free them of the financial anchor they will drag the rest of their lives. They get no future chance to apply what they've learned, no second go-round in which to make better choices. A decision made at 19 can eliminate any chance of their EVER participating in the economy in a meaningful way.

    Maureen Rosol-Short
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to trade school and getting a real and lucrative career beats getting a liberal arts degree and remaining unemployed.

    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sewed anatomically correct doll clothes for the Police Department and Children's Services; used for non-verbal or pre-verbal children so they can show the nice people what the pedophile did to them.

    Spiral Agent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let someone.... Touch me inappropriately. It was $20 and I was starving. I see that guy acting "straight" all the time.

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The circle of LIIIFFFFEEEEE

    Paul Vasquez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "strangest" or "most disgusting"?

    Jodie daubenmire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Kim Krapdashians'? Made a porno Gave it to her Mom Who posted it on the internet.

    Scarlett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically, you only ever use about 13%of your brain, max

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    MagicalUnicorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dream job exists as long as there are cat cafes

    KT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream as a child was to be a mom. Ended up being a hairdresser. Quit that after a horrific boss situation, turned to nannying and did that happily for 30 yrs. All the joys of children, got to go to my own home at night and got paid very nicely .

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream job is being paid a seven figure salary to watch Netflix. (Unlike now, when do it for free.) 🤔

    Olga Aftyka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me. I don't want to work. not even in a cat cafe. I detest waking up to alarm when it's not my natural time to get up

    Little king trash mouth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I'm transitioning careers and everyone keeps asking what I want to do and my response is "to be independently wealthy."

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. There is a dream job: https://americasbestpics.com/picture/the-perfect-job-doesn-t-exist-crisp-connoisseur-FCBGDVu29?s=cl

    Sigourney Di Blasi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with capitalism is banning child labour. If you get children at ten year old to work on something, most of them will definitely keep working on that when grown up. Just teach children manual works (electricist, plumber, car repairing, wood working...) for a couple of hours everyday instead of social worriorness, and they'll be happier and healthier and if not working on that when grown up, at least they'll be able to fix their own house on that matter.

    George Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true. The average citizen doesn't really need algebra or a crappy history class. Let the nerds do nerd things and teach the kids that aren't interested to turn a wrench and swing a hammer. If they realize they want to be nerds later, they can catch up in community college. Trust me. I've done it

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    Rens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Darling, I don't want a dream job, I don't dream of labour"

    John Baker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody wants to work, but we do it because nobody wants to live under a bridge either.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you dream jobs don't turn out to be the dream you thought they would be.

    George Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facts. I thought being an airline pilot was my dream job for the longest time. Luckily I ended up meeting a bunch in college and getting a chance to talk to them. They all said they just feel like bus drivers and none actually enjoyed flying anymore.

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    B S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've never had a dream job, f**k the old, rich assholes.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss, this nervous third signal that You can hung up after... :D

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Houston, we don't have a problem! 😁

    Emanual Henry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to like phone calls in the 80s/90s

    Dave Hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This deserves all the upvotes

    L hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a call center. If this happened we had to call again.

    Tricia Foote
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...at 4:59:59 p.m. "hey, sorry I missed you, but ..."

    Lindy Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the other hand ....Looks like fun working at NASA

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the wine with a packet of cheetos and a bag of chips and it's totally me!!

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more I enjoy staying home. There's nothing wrong with that.. 😊

    MotherMayhem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me right now 🤣. I'm taking a week PTO and spending it on my couch with my cat and my DVR collection! 🤣🤣🤣

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that I'm fully retired & can get up whenever I feel like it & do whatever I want, or nothing at all, during the day, or night, this is what I worked all my life for. I'm living my dream .... I'm living the life I worked all those f*****g hours for & put up with all those f*****g haters ... getting into my art ... discovering my self ... which, when I was working so hard before, I didn't have the time to find out ... it is a glorious time for me ... It is sad though that I couldn't have done this when I was a hell of a lot younger! Just makes me appreciate what & where I am now! Every moment counts. The power of NOW! Yes!

    Aussie Bloke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This totally me. Except without that pesky cat.

    Mad Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always telling different friends that I was out w/ so-and-so on different weekend days/evenings so that I can basically avoid them all without having to confess that I just don't want to do anything. I know I am going to get caught in a lie one of these days and probably soon.

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shh, don't tell anyone! 🤫

    Family Osborne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    replace the wine with a 2 liter soda and Chex Mix and I'm ya girl

    Madelyn Jeffords
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the wine with a strawberry banana smoothie and the evil robe for a silken bathrobe and it’s me (keep the skull 💀 face)

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a call centre many years ago and holiday requests were denied 90% of the time stating the business cant accommodate it. Tough s**t, they're my holiday hours and I'll take them when I NEED TO not when it suits you

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my old job, they weren't called holiday hours. They knew. We got "pto request hours" and that was about it. It's still called that at my current job but surprisingly the requests are approved most of the time.

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    Louise Platiel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when an 18 wheeler signals to come into your lane. I'm just letting you know what''s about to happen, 😀

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. This is the truth! Approve or deny, these are the dates I won't be here.

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always like that and no, you will not know the nature of my absence.

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    Naomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you have to beg for time in your own life is insane. Just find someone else to cover the shift.

    RMoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having had to work every holiday for the past 4 years, without time and a half or holiday pay, it just made me bitter when people would say "thanks for working today"... what if we planned ahead and just all got to stay home for the holidays? Needless to say, I quit that job.

    Elizabeth VanDyke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called into my job to inform the boss that I wouldn't be in that night for 3rd shift. He asked me why not and I told him because I don't want to come in. He said OK, see you tomorrow.

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm…. I hope a new job is on the horizon!

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most places should be closed on holidays....with the exception of restaurants located near hospitals. Bro in hospital when we were kids. Christmas dinner was Jack in the box we were awfully grateful for Jack in the box that year.

    Holly Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, it's me doing my best impression of the Devil's advocate: what if you're either, say, a warehouse associate, or in customer support. There are people that need last minute orders taken, or need help with whatever it is, say 24th of December. What then. 😶

    RMoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe have the option to be on call from home for 8 hours of holiday pay, just in case someone needs help?

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    Mad Dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, in my industry everyone takes T-giving week, X-mas week and New Year's week off, so nothing is really going on anyway. Therefore, it's not hard to get time off and most people check in to see if there is anything urgent going on anyway. Same thing in the summer, just a little more staggered.

    RMoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I apply for THAT industry?! Lmao

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1.) We have always done it like this. 2.) We have never done it like that. 3.) Next everyone is having ideas.

    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the old "Why do you do it like this?? Erm.....don't ask me, that's how it's always been done" mantra

    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing I hate. We've always done it this way. WHY!!!? Do it different. Do it better, faster.

    Shabbir Yamani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change is permanent. Breaker of chains, freer of slaves. Lead the updates.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you have a system that works and then some young punk comes in fresh from high-school and get promoted to assistant manager and ruins everything by running it like a high school popularity contest. Yeah been in both situations neither is fun.

    1Zs Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This.... is how the company I work for is run ha ha

    Naomi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Ron Swanson tweet this?

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because we have that EXACT SAME PROBLEM here, it doesn't mean that _that_ solution will work in our situation.

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    Irishwoman abroad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how they can pay minimum wages in Europe where they HAVE TO, and still make hefty profits!

    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! When in reality you start at $12 an hour. If you sacrifice all your time, your unborn child and two drops of blood, then maybe they will contemplate on giving you a raise

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably just a tease to get people in the door. I don't even think managers at McDonald's make that much, at least not in the USA.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the fine print it says "up to" so you know that means starting pay is only around $10/$12 an hour

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    Sawyer Kidder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE IS THIS!? MINIMUM WAGE HERE IS LIKE $12

    Giga Bit
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, they still be paying minimum wage to the kids.. I got paid $8 an hour when i worked there at 15

    Joe Brody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was determined that they could have paid that well over a decade ago.

    Shain Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pay looks good on paper but a lot of people forget that it's part time work, sure you'll make $21 a hr but you'll probably only work 20ish hours a week if not less if they take on a 4th shift to "help spread out the work"

    SealOfDisapproval
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting minimum wage is your boss saying to you that he'd pay you less if it weren't against the law.

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    Dave Hinckley
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a data center during 2020 and 2021. We got time +1/2 hazard pay to be on-site. Best company I ever worked for. Also, our director chastised me for saying I could be called while on vacation if someone had a question.

    Stephanie Goadsby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called, sure. Doesn't mean you have to answer. 😁

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    Alan Strachan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a job interview where the interviewer went on about "flexibility". I said "I go to a night class at university on a Tuesday night. So that flexibility is great for me" The interviewer asked "What do you mean?" I replied "Well you just told me all about how flexibility is massive to your company and as I'd require not to be rota'd for a Tuesday late shift that flexibilty is ideal for me" "No no, you misunderstand" came her reply 'We want YOU to be flexible. We wouldn't accommodate your night classes"

    Lynn Wilcox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically they wanted you on call all the time. Not nice people

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    Andrew Bridges
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good God yes!! I can't pay my bills with a pizza party and my boss telling me "We're a family"

    Spiral Agent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my jobs just gave everyone donuts for every occasion including winter bonus.

    Teresa Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurse and staff appreciation week: doughnuts, candy, pizza

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher appreciation- we got a voucher for a free lunch from the school cafeteria. You can make this s**t up.

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    Pryjmaty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want mutiny? You promote staff bonding and that's how you get mutiny.

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can they afford all of those "team building exercises" but not a pay raise???

    M F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once won a five-dollar Starbucks gift card at work. With tax that isn't enough to get their smallest drink lol

    LG4U RANGER
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jobs be giving you a pay raise if you be speaking proper English!! Sounds like you be earning exactly what you should be.

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    K. Lange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel it. 2nd month in a new job and it is no fun to be the newbie

    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what season but I'll be joining Monday. LOL

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My former professor said you have about 3 months to learn and make mistakes. Ask as many questions as you can and remember that you're still settling in into a new job so be kinder to yourself.

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, but who doesn't like Andy in The Office?

    Gordon Wimpress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm there now. Still trying to find my way.

    Louise Sumrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never bothered me. I walk up to each person and introduce myself, "HI, I'm a newbie!😁

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The turnover at my job is very high, so we treat new people like Easy Company from Band of Brothers.

    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue I've always had is everyone expects you to play the game they agreed to play. No, Susan, you're not above me because you've worked here four months longer than I have. That's not how it works. We are the same position. I'm not going to brownnose to you because you lowered yourself to brownnose for someone else when you started.

    Family Osborne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when you finally make friends with everyone and you guys all go out to eat or something and then someone goes "oh my gosh we should invite _____" and everyones like "yeah" and ur just like who tf is this stranger who everyone knows but me. Sorry. Rant over. ;)

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are few things better than waking up way too early, going for a quick bathroom break, and then returning to your nice warm bed for four more blessed hours.

    John Crandall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1:30 here. Alarm set for 4:00. Wish more than anything I could actually sleep til then. My typing this shows that is not happening

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    Socks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In reality: 6:55am. This is after waking up 6 times previously, a midnight existential crisis, stressing over something that happened in school when you were 15, then finally... Finally.. getting some proper sleep. And waking up 5 mins before your alarm.

    Maureen Rosol-Short
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: sitting in the dark, awake for 3.5 more hours.

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *wakes up* Clock: *8:50 am* Me: F**k oh f**k oh f**k Phone: Relax, it's Saturday. Me: *sighs happily and goes back to sleep*

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also me - Fuuuuuu.., I wish it was 7 and I slept all the way.

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I wake up at 3:00 though, it might as well be 7:00 'cause I'm not getting back to sleep.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being stay at home Mom of small children. Your alarm clock either cries, or flops on your face excitedly babbling about breakfast at 3 am.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need more of this on LinkedIn

    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said men and chocolate. In no particular order.

    Sewanee Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god bless that guy. the requirement to self-brand your passions is the f***ing worst.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he likes cooking pancakes, or he's an amateur comedian.

    L hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess thats better than when i put " get drunk and wear women's clothes".

    Lindy Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a femur she is holding?

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    Louise Platiel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you realize all these years of people asking you what you want to be when you grow up that "happy" was also an acceptable answer.

    Dan St John
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm retired and still don't know what to cook every day. It all just runs together, after 70 years of what's for dinner.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't realize just how difficult it is to figure out WTF to cook when you have ZERO appetite.

    Karr Karr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't think the lizard has ti go out and kill some dinner each day?

    Sigourney Di Blasi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the problem created by having children sit down on a chair everyday for eight hours for 21 years. They don't want to get up of their chair / comfort zone after that.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even minimum wage where I live.

    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's that one with the job wanting 10yrs experience in a particular programming language and the guy applying wrote that actual language, 5 years ago!

    Steve Fischer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess they really don't want to hire anyone

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomer: Milennials are so lazy and entitled. They don't want to work anymore.

    jon gilbertson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    minimum wage here is $7.25 hr unless you're a tipped employee, then it's $2.33 hr

    Kalevra
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah thats a hard pass and a middle finger to the interviewer.

    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also it isn't a salary if it is paid by the hour-- salaries are fixed amounts (usually measured in 'per year'). This is a wage.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't work without a degree, can't afford to get a degree without a job.

    Sharon Hahn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same when they say you have to have experience. How do you get experience unless someone actually gives you a job???

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    Divided We Fall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Federal employee minimum wage is more than double the federal minimum wage! We The People have no rights. We The People should change that

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    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! The p**n that thinks for some reason they are really the Queen!! No b***h! Shut your mouth!

    Ephemeral Mochi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they censor p**n?? It's a chess piece afaik and it just made me think it said something way different

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    Stealthee 3k
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Have a girl at work that tries this c**p sometimes. The funny thing is while she has been here longer than me by a year and a half, I make more money than she does due to my work experience.

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    Wonderful
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a word for this? It's such a common thing that it should have a word.

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope still asleep at seven on days off

    Socks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely right. The psychology of knowing you're not on someone else's time. This is my time. And it feels good!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell no, on my day off I'm staying fast asleep until lunchtime!

    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how he has ear warmers in the second pic

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay at home moms have no days off.

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    Sharron Lindsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's stopping him doing the same?

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I had pretty feet....I could sell feet pics and just play with my cats all day.

    Andrew Bridges
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if that's the way you feel, I'll stop posting

    Alicia M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy money, but it's legal. I think it's a poor reflection on people that we are willing to pay so much to see a stranger's b******e.

    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aha, I see you have just discovered what humanity is about? welcome.

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    Bob Standen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen Bob's b******e?? It's not a pretty sight. download-6...ddda80.jpg download-627744addda80.jpg

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwww. I'd rather work thank you very much.

    Lori Lathrom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying!

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    Seán Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great looking dinosaur!

    Ian Taggart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell they're better off illustrating children's books.

    William Travis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My resignation notice will be in a 'Sympathy for your loss' card.

    How aboot no
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that time spent drawing a beautiful dinosaur, but they didn't want to rip the paper properly.

    Raena Celis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a well-drawn sassy dinosaur

    Lindy Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should be in an artsy job where they can draw extinct creatures to their heart's content. Might even pay more!!!

    Divided We Fall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally using this as my two week notice on Monday!!!!!!! 🤣💯 Just downloaded. Finna print 🖨️

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    JustIn S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join them. Go for a walk, read an article and take a moment to yourself. If they've set a standard, still get their sh$@ done why not use it to your benefit?

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, always did this, used to go stand outside with the smokers (up wind). Most of them were on-board with it too.

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    Rahul Pawa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, if a company allows "smoke breaks", they should also allow "fresh air breaks". Sometimes you just gotta get outside for a few minutes and breathe.

    Verified Losr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a smoker and I really never understood the difference between "regular breaks and smoke breaks" a breaks a break and everyone should be getting the same amount imo.

    George Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started smoking for the breaks. Also, the soul crushing stress, but mostly the breaks. I quit the smoking but still take the breaks. Probably permanent damage to both my soul and lungs but I'm recovering

    Ines Spotify
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a student & got a summer job (1 month) and I swear, every half hour you'd see the same people outside for 15 minutes. They barely work but the SECOND I get away from my desk to go to the bathroom or have a 5 min break, I get yelled at by my supervisor (who, of course, is one of those smokers).

    Evelyn Ann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its true. I tell people who i train to tell the boss you smoke/vape so you get rotated in for the 5 min breaks. Everyone needs breaks not just the smokers!

    Spiral Agent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've taken smoke breaks. Never smoked. If others can get ample time on the clock while not working, I should too.

    Socks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to take the breaks too. And not complain about people who have an addiction. Nicotine is more addictive than heroin

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in any job I had while I was a smoker. Two or three chain smoked before work on the drive to work, one and a half in the mid morning and afternoon breaks, and two or three over lunch, three in quick succession on the drive home. Who the heck gives people multiple smoke breaks? Been a non smoker for 8 years, yay me.

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    The Panarchist (He/They)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen: *tells all her friends to boycott the company* HA! NOW YOU’VE LOST… uh… still 1 customer…

    Sewanee Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be more true (in more places). In corp restaurants, for example, mgmt makes the staff bend over backward to cater to the stupidest complaints. The fear of the 1-star review manufactures monsters.

    William Travis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During my years in retail I had more than one terrible person declare that they would never be back. Sadly most of them broke that promise within a week.

    Socks
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas for a small company, complaints with bad reviews can do real damage. Especially when the review contains lies or embellishments, just to get what the customer wants. Usually they are being unreasonable and don't realise the damage they do and the risk to people's jobs by damaging business

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    Turt_Le
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maintaining mental health can be an emergency. Having a mental health day when needed is a preventative measure we need to stop feeling guilty about

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you tell him that your cat fainting was the emergency? 🤨

    Garry Cowan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I desperately want to rub that wee furry belly

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The emergency is I’m losing my sanity, my mental health, my self

    Well then
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an animal person, but I think I love this cat 😍

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last pregnancy almost passed out at work. Punk assistant manager did not belive it was an emergency, thankfully she was not there when it happened so I was able to go home and head to the ER. Turns out my potassium had dropped pretty low and had to get some Iv fluids....she never did believe me. Of course she never believed that my appendicitis nearly killed me either despite medicle records stating otherwise.

    Honey Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in mental health and its ok for clients to have meltdowns but employees are expected to hold it together and not need mental health days. Wooo-sah (taking slow deep breaths)

    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your management sucks. This is an unnecessary amount of struggle and effort and it's an emergency that I distance myself from it."

    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of sleep is an emergency

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    1Zs Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn sickly sweet when I am seething underneath... my coworkers know when I am annoyed with someone as I am overly nice. Then when I hang up the phone or whatever, I make a vomiting sound because I disgust myself...childish i know..

    Diedre Barlow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in awe of my co-worker last week. He helped me at the customer service point and outright told a guy that if he continued talking to down to him like he was an idiot that he'd refuse to assist him any further. Normally I just nod politely whilst they berate me for ten minutes for something that wasn't my fault.

    Violet Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really fun to be super-duper polite to the biggest assholes: they know you're f***ing with them, but they can't do s**t about it.

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The art of cloaking insults in empty phrases.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to remind myself that I’m kind to people because it makes me a better person and that kindness is its own reward.

    TheEndIsNigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have a super sparkly day!" ✨️ 😁🌈

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just mentally wish for a bird to poo on them.

    A Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gottah have the patience of a saint

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also I'd hate to die at work. My poor co-workers would have to watch them haul my carcass out of there on a stretcher. And for years to come people would be like "ooh, did you know someone DIED in that office? In that very chair, actually. What? No of course we haven't removed it. It's way too comfy."

    Kimberly Poole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a man that was within weeks of retiring. He had a massive heart attack at work & died. He never got to enjoy his retirement or anything. Just so sad

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad did. I had the pleasure of calling his work to let them know he wasn't going to make it in - before I had the chance to explain why I was getting asked when he'll be back, quite rudely, I started saying he won't because - he started a rant as I was saying because about how unacceptable that was, how unprofessional having his daughter call in, to get him to call in himself blah blah - he finally shut up and I just said "my dad died this morning so if you do hear from him please make sure to let me know" - he even had the nerve to ask if I was joking. No, I was completely serious, my dad had died just an hour earlier. He was only 59. Really got to me that he never got the chance to retire and relax.

    Valerie G.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an April Fool's joke one year someone drew a chalk outline of a body in front of the receptionist's desk.

    JustIn S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everywhere I've worked has life insurance. They pay double if I died on the clock. I'd rather clock out for the last time at work.

    Well then
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a friend do it for you. Take the 💰

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    Diedre Barlow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dear friend had a massive heart attack in the factory I used to work at and passed away a short while later. I decided in his honour to get out of there and get a job I actually liked.

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first duty at Ronler Acres Intel, was boxing up the personal effects of a man who had died at his desk. His family didn’t miss him over the weekend because he was salaried, and they never saw him most of the time. 90 to 120 hours a week he worked. They call Intel the Prozac Club. F**k that.

    Well then
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I started my job, the person that would have been my office mate died the day before. Talk about awkward. People were coming by for weeks memorializing her desk, and my entire department was sad. All of her belongings were still there, it was creepy.

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    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my fears is dying on vacation. I did not have to be there.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you die after a long, fulfilling, and much-deserved retirement! Early retirement, if possible…

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I died at work, they would lose business due to lack of confidence.... I work in a surgical clinic attached to a major hospital.

    Jana Wright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A woman at work (I worked in hospital setting) got sick at work, was taken to our ER where she was diagnosed with acute bronchial pneumonia. Admitted to the floor, where her condition got worse and worse. Management went to go see her in the context of “How ya doing, when are ya coming back?” and to recover passwords. Poor sweetheart…she never recovered. Spent 19.5 years with the hospital system and died there. Met her two mid-teenage daughters at her funeral. All Corporate sent was a note if condolences, a plant and eventually a bill for her hospital stay. Their Guardians told Corporate to pound sand. IT came in to recover her passwords, but failed. Management never recovered her passwords. She never got to enjoy her retirement. That is very sad.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embrace Excel…it’s the only Microsoft program that’s better than what it replaced! Check with HR if you can get formal training, and then take it up to the next level. Or maybe I’m just a dweeb…

    Sawdust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought it was wonderful that I could use Excel for 8 hours and buy pork chops instead of having to chase down a wild pig!

    How aboot no
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like chasing down a wild pig sounds like more fun.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I rub two pepperoni sticks together, will I start a pizza?

    Heather Wolmarans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel is my everything. I read the entire manual (back in the day when the printed manual was a thing).

    Tx jac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does get frustrating when it doesnt do what you want it to

    Well then
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT at my job did a training for Excel. I signed up for it, thinking it would be cool, maybe I'd pick up a few things I didn't know (plus, anything to get away from my desk). It was SO BASIC! So basic that it made me wonder "who the hell working her doesn't know how to do this?". My friend and I ended up showing the facilitator a few things 🤦🏽‍♀️

    James Arvidson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel and knowing how to use it better than 99% of people has saved me a bunch of times and saved my many hours. Just know when to deep dive and when not to. I could.lose a day in Excel.if I'm not careful.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computers are both useful...and evil.

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    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "With pleasure" aka the "Fukk off" of the office language.

    Turt_Le
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add "all good" and "let me know if there's anything else I can help you with" and you have 90% of my sent emails. I guess I'm not as sincere as I would like to believe.

    Mya Lugar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't use the phone or get calls often as a retired person, but keep up with my son on a fairly regular basis. I was very embarrassed when closing a call with the technician at AT&T. He sai d "I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day", and I instinctivly shot back "You too. Love you" and hung up.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when a classmate who bullies and harassed you is allowed to be in your class project group because social justice insists that you make sure they feel included despite how they treat you out of the teachers sight...(or sometimes blatantly within the teachers sight.) "Oh I'm so glad you feel included" (after smacking my head against the swing at lunch break.) Yeah Middle school pretty much sucked.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naturally Energetic = Coke Head

    Reda Karam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arent you the same person that got offended by a boomer joke a few photos back ? 🤔

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish I liked coffee, I just can't - it's vile. I want to like it so bad, but I don't see that happening. Its either red bull or caffeine pills for my tired carcass

    Aussie panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try flavour syrups such as vanilla or hazelnut. Much sweeter (like red bull) and then over time you can slowly reduce.

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    MotherMayhem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Even my higher ups have agreed I need to get my coffee ☕ before I log in and start for the day.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never drank coffee, however I did down alot of Dr pepper over that time.

    Olga Aftyka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need coffee. Because it tastes like s**t ;p

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mmmm yeah sure, you sure do love powdered sugar huh

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    Psy Yobutishyne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy using the term "incognizant". It goes over smoother than "ignorant".

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    Heidrance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about "incompetent boobs?"

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "slimewad" one word or two? It's for a work email, so it needs to be correct.

    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant to say “ignorant b****es”

    Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm HR and I very much approve this message. We whole heartedly endorse the term "knowledge challenged" though.

    Ambry Petersen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't cuss at people, I just randomly plotted petty pranks that they should be really really grateful I never got the chance to enact...like covering thier car in birdseed to encourage birds to defecate on it, or secretly installing a fart machine under thier chair right before a big meeting.

    bart simpson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I interest you in a copy of an excellent book by the CIA titled "Don't get mad, get even"

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    Anne McKinney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha. Yeah, I've had that same talk given to me.

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    J Sizz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify with Red Forman more and more every day...

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    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one refers to a Dutch proverb: "spijkers op laag water zoeken" (looking for nails on low tide). it means something like looking at details too much just because you want to find errors.

    Seán Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's just a man trying to nail the sea down.

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was mostly the same for us in GenX, but we just didn't know how f*&%ed it was negate we didn't have social media to spread info fast and efficiently. And for the record, younger generations aren't any worse overall than any other generation was. It's just seen and pointed out more because social media points out and spread the bad and ignores the good. People aren't that different than they used to be. A few are OK, a few are awesome and the rest fall somewhere better sucking mildly to being the span of Satan. Have a nice day, tho 🥴

    TheWeeb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to MAHB, the world's oil will run out by 2052, and we have only three (3) years to find a solution before it is passed the point of no return. But absolutely no one is talking about it. "Aren't any worse overall" but the younger generations are doomed to see the collapse of the oil companies, and not in a good way. The collapse of oil will bring on an economic crash, the world will be forced into a recession. And again, no one is talking about it.

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    A_Reddit_User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im an earth lover,hopefully we can keep the planet from dying.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now I’m also depressed. Still retired, but also depressed!

    Louise Platiel
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    3 years ago

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    Who promised everyone they would have what their parents had? Especially the part where you can pick only the good things. I missed that memo from yesteryear.

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    Honey Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a job of 22+ years (w/no write-ups) that attempted twice to fire me (w/no just cause) after a new mgr came in; their third attempt was called "restructuring/phasing out my position " so they called me into a meeting, handed ME my 2wk notice from them and then had the DUMB AUDACITY to think I was going to do work for my last two weeks!!! Ha, ha, ha.....I sat at my desk everyday and did absolutely nothing and my mgr was sending me emails for assignments with due dates... really?!

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    3 years ago

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    Did she consent to her photo being taken while sleeping and slapped all over the internet, though?

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    Kaioz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh, I think those are MY socks!!🤦🏽‍♂️

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain this to me? I don't understand.

    Atchaco-Leigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are so crusty and hard from them wearing for 12 hours straight while being busy means that they can stand up on their own and not fall down.

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet the spy *TF2 Intensifies*

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    The Toast
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh the horror....you used something your boss gave you, how dare you.

    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute nerve. Next thing you know, you'll be wanting to be paid too

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This boomer could handily open a PDF and at most made low five-figures with 30 years of experience. We’re not all rich and clueless…

    Vetus Vespertilio
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s more than annoying. I know every generation has to think it’s better than the one before, but like many people I worked 40+ hours a week from age 14 to age 67, took 3 months off when I had my daughter, couldn’t afford my first home until I was 45, cared for an elderly parent for the last two years of his life, and am enjoying a quiet, frugal retirement. Apparently I was standing in the wrong line when they handed out all the unearned privileges to the rest of the Boomers.

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you grew up with the technology your whole life. They didn't. Don't be a douchebag. Instead I being an a*s, yeah then how to do it. And I don't know many boomers or anyone ride for that matter, making 6 figures

    Torsten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We invented that technology. ("Boomer", mid 5 figures)

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    Dave Hinckley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the ability to open a pdf make you technically proficient?

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    Lorraine R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Greatest Generation parents were young adults during the Depression when jobs were rare and not well paid. While I was working at a min wage retail job years ago I had an opportunity to get a better paying temporary job with a possibility of becoming permanent. My dad advised me to keep the job I had because you should always hold on to a sure thing. That was his Depression experience talking. I did take the better job and stayed for 24 years.

    Sharron Lindsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not loving your job isn't a modern phenomenon - I can't imagine that people were happier in the industrial revolution. But at least we now have employment laws, free medical care, minimum salary requirements and date I say it, health and safety laws.

    Celia T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free medical care? Did you put that in just to see if people actually read your comment?

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    John Crandall
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    3 years ago

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    You want to live in the Star Trek world where you don't need money? People don't need to work unless they love the job. Well, create food replicators so we never have to farm food and we will be one step closer to that world. Otherwise, you will have trouble finding someone to just give you money to be happy.

    Bex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wages haven't kept up with inflation in 30yrs You are missing the problem

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    Don Williams
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    3 years ago

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    Lol. That’s called being poor.

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    Sharron Lindsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ask why the position is vacant, it's interesting to compare with what my new coworkers say

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    3 years ago

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    "Always"? How often are you asking this? Is their answer "Apparently we only seem able to hire professional job hoppers."

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    Alexej Dvorak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're into interview powerplay, instead of "thank you for your time" always close with "you're welcome for my time".

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEP…unless you’re a rocket scientist or brain surgeon or something else along those lines. Please feel free to list other options…

    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A mortician. The only reason they would need to be replaced is when someone accidentally cremates them. No one’s taking that job

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    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't go on leave and certainly can't be promoted

    Stealthee 3k
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've proven more than once I was irreplaceable. Last company I left went under 6 months after I left because no one was left to keep the owner in check.

    Robert Poudrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling g the boss I need to go home, I forgot something. He says what did I forget? I forgot to stay there!

    Sharron Lindsay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put your hands in a bucket of water the size of the hole you leave when you take them out is how irreplaceable you are

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    Torsten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks to be an acceptable activity for a day off. And remember: Doing "nothing" or idling is an active process.

    Luis Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just so hard sitting there doing nothing. You never know when you're done. Then you get interrupted because tHosE fiLeS WerE dUe 2 hOUrS AgO and you have to start all over again.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with it. Sometimes you need to just rest and recharge.

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    TheWeeb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anytime they're explaining what we're doing that day I say "But what if I said... No?"

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually do this with the woman in the office next to me. "Good morning! How are you?" "I'm okay. Can I go back to bed now? *yawn* "

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    JustIn S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jail? I'd give her a thank you card.

    Emily M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did it fix the headache?

    Rahul Pawa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when does crack come in pill form?

    Kaioz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmaoooo not jail!!! 🤷🏽‍♂️ Who just takes a random pill from a coworker for a headache??? 🤦🏽‍♂️ I'm weak asf 😂

    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when is crack cheap enough that someone would just give it away to their coworker?

    Chris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My head hurts, wish she worked here

    A_Reddit_User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you trust someone giving you a random pill!

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a little confused means you're a f-ing idiot and I don't want to have to explain it AGAIN

    Chris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that till that person explaining it just goes away.

    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You’re not busy are you?” was my personal favorite as I sat at my desk with stacks of work on the floor with numbers on them so that I would know what to tackle next…

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get "Could you just...?" One woman had such a bad case of the Cudjas that I literally requested a department transfer to get away from her (I wasn't prepared to leave the company; the company was actually good and the pay slightly above market rate for my role - it was just Cudja Carly that made it a problem)

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    Historyharlot93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t it done alphabetically automatically? How can you list them that way? Just shows that someone you cc’d has too much time on their hands!

    Madzdad the Bard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reprimanded because I accidentally sent out an email to all company managers. Why? Because I was hospitalized with a neurological condition that left me unable to walk for a year and my boss told me that it was MY responsibility to find another position in the company that would allow me to work from home. It worked though I and I got to dump his a$$.

    Rosie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was scolded for my "poor manners" because I told a couple of people to stop using a Word template that was obsolete & full of errors, even gave them a fixed one. They took that as "telling them how to do their jobs".

    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. I was in the Navy and never even got yelled at for something that absurd!

    Mykidsartrocks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face got red on a really hot day and someone said I was angry.

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not! A! CHANCE! They’ll just take advantage of you and make you do other people’s work as well.

    Ernie Tabuena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss casually mentioned that as he was getting moved to a new position that he was going to promote a junior employee who was terrible at her job to be his replacement. “Great,” I replied, “her first official task can be processing my two weeks notice.” Five or six team members senior to me basically said the same thing. And he knew it was no idle threat: we could go to our government leads and get funded on a different contract. He backed down, but when management heard about the mutiny his transfer got rescinded. He retired shortly afterwards.

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    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when you've had to explain something simple to them the umpteenth time

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    Lucinda Speer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got it right -- right up to the 2001 part. Now I can't f**k, can't take LSD, got no house, no investment portfolio, and no job. But I CAN open a PDF. So I got that going for me....

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm with you on #1. believe it or not i'm doing #2 this weekend. first time in a very long time. i got #3. not much of #4. i don't do #5 anymore. my computer automatically opens pdf's - i ain't got a clue.

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    Reda Karam
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to add "be a white man" to the start of the list, since this is clearly a usa-centric point of view

    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents used to b***h about their mortgage payments until I pointed out I was paying more for a rent-subsidized one bedroom apartment because there was no military housing where I was stationed.

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    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm onboard with most of these memes and posts but the ppl complaining about a 40 hour work week I really don't get it at all. Like what do you want to work 20 hours a week?

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 day work week even if it's 10 hours a day is what i would prefer

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My most FUN thing I ever did for money was when I was working through a temp agency and I got to be a coat-check girl at large company Christmas party, and I made not only my hourly wage but several hundred 💵💵💵 in tips!

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One good thing that has come from the pandemic is that people are no longer putting up with toxic workplaces and c**p wages.

    Dusky87
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd consider that 2 business hours so 8pm in the evening means I don't have to reply til 10am on the next business day at the latest, and if she wants to complain about it then she can shove her emails up her hole

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for your associates! That’s an absolute B.S. move!!!

    Viktor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My last manager told me that all internal messages on the chat system are always ‚high priority‘. B****, if everything is high priority, then nothing is high priority. Do you even know how much b******t is happening there?

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My breakfast used to consist of ibuprofen and a Coke. 🤣 I got headaches all the time and I felt a preemptive strike might prevent me from feeling horrible all day.

    Olga Aftyka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    preemptive strikes only work for migraines, and not with ibuprofen and caffeine

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    Bored human
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ibuprofen increases risk of stroke and heart attack apparently

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    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't and will never care about makeup if it means I have to wake up any earlier than I already do

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    Madzdad the Bard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The failure to plan on your part does not constitute and emergency on mine - Tech Proverb

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh, pinching both of these 😁

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    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For work fine. Any personal messages I want answering within 2 seconds.

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    SkellyBoy Roasts
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and it's in the dollar store💀 /j

    B S
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    3 years ago

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    that one's pretty simple; don't buy 1000$ clownshoes that just perpetuate rampant inflation of luxury items.

    Abnus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut, some shoes are super cheap (guessing from the meme).

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to wake up 5am every day :) It's calm and peaceful everywhere I go with my Doggo :)

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    So Sardines Are A No No?
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    J Sizz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that noise, if I'm gonna be at work I'm gonna heat up what I damn well please.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked my co-worker who shares the kitchenette in our area if she'd mind the smell of something I was going to re-heat in the microwave and she pulled out a packet of smoked salmon and said "well I'm having this for lunch, so... no."

    Bolt Gundam510
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the gold fish cracker. You can keep the other fish the red wax one.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consistency is important at work

    Chris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After they changed my schedule 2 years ago, I haven't been on time once. But since I'm salary there is no time clock or anything. And my boss quit last year, they haven't replaced him, and I have no one else to report to. Plus I also now leave 20-40min early. Sometimes an hour or more. So yeah, schedule works.

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    Snitches Please Explain Yourselves
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    noah Townshend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tired of doing all of my job and half of yours so you can be a piece of c**p

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ppl that think that will get them promoted. I always love it when the boss knows to and just uses the s**t out of them. Lol. I despise workplace snitches!

    TheWeeb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only snitch if what they're doing directly impacts me and makes my day harder (i.e currently have a coworker who falls asleep ever single break and already got our breaks reduced to 10mins each and still he takes 30mins minimum, yet even with the leads reporting him the office won't fire him, and I can't run my machine without someone on the other end to take parts off)

    Marci Rommal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a "live and let live" kind of lady. Unless you are doing something illegal, it is none of my effing business what you are doing.

    John Crandall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are simply miserable and want to invite as many others as possible to the party. See it every day

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone’s toadying up to the boss…

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it was a workplace snitch that down voted this comment

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    Mary Rose Kent
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be dissing Excel…it’s fun!

    Annika Traritrara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you wanna consider becoming a programmer? More fun where that came from

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    C Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel is great for my mental health, I honestly love it and I use it all the time

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can tell you without a doubt i know absolutely nothing about excel other than the name. i think i'm lucky maybe after some of the stuff i have read.

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    John Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social media is also bad for excel, yes

    Jill Chambers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely the real problem is getting something printed.

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    Alicia M
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So can you put in for those days off before November 20th?

    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's even better is when this happens but you're in a location where your vacation hours expire at the end of the year and you don't get paid for them. Sure *maybe* you should have used them earlier, but maybe you shouldn't have had to.

    John Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They arent requestsdear. I am simply informing you when I wont be around

    Chris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    drop a "time off notice"

    Emily Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the service industry.

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    Michelle Marto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nother step back, thats only 9 mo if you're lucky xp

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    Olga Aftyka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only difference with going to school is getting paid, so...

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually liked most of my teachers and classmates (not that I really have anything against my current bosses and coworkers), and it's a lot more interesting learning something new daily than it is doing the same thing every day.

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    j. tru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey corporations, judgement day is coming...

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    Tough Times
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    Madzdad the Bard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to attend online meetings (with video) one a week with my overseas counter parts. They start at 4a my time. Hard to be chipper at that hour.

    Gary Harkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the other thing that gets me. My mom has to do this for years working alongside a Malaysian country. We are supposed to be the alpha county yet here are ppl attending meetings in the middle of the night to accommodate them on their time. That was always crazy to me. At the very least split the misery.

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    Vultania 5178
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in January when I had 8am Italian classes every day and had covid for one of those 6 weeks — that was FUN

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    BipolarBear
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh. I still struggle with this.

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    Viktor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it was much better with a 15-hour, 7-day week. I hate seeing this information misused so much. The only thing that should be taken from this is that the 40-hour week is already almost 100 years old and it’s time to move forward again.

    Historyharlot93
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was 5 days 12 hours, Saturday 6 hours, Sunday off for church. Ford was ahead of his time. But modern times need modern solutions

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    Kaioz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was him BUUUUUUT.... He was shortening it from the long hours they were working. God bless him...

    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comes across as accusatory, but before that, the working week was SIX days (One day off to attend church).

    Gary Harkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the people complaining about 40 hour work weeks? What more do you really want? That's absolutely not a long week at all. Anything less and I don't think most companies would even be able to get enough work done.

    Katarzyna B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because to some of us it feels horribly long, especially when you come home and have home life to deal with.

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    HannEli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe "they" genuinely wanted to organize work/life balance to better the lives of workers. 8 hours of work, 8 hours of recreation and 8 hours of sleep = 24 hours. 16, 17, 18+ hours of work a day obviously wasn't working out since they created this 8 hour work day. 96 years later... It should be changed again because the world and people have changed. It is depressing how much we are ahead and advanced yet the rules and laws are from the stone age.

    GPZ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you didn't like it tough. "You can any colour so long as it's black" is a nice way of saying "my way or the highway". This guy was neither a good boss nor a good man

    Mega Gay 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible goddamn mutherfucking a*****e peice of s**t.

    Katarzyna B.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it feels horribly long. Had my hours cut to 4 days, 30 hours during the pandemic, and I felt soo much better. Also, its a modern concept, largely due due to the industrial revolution. Nobody ever seems to talk about what work life was before then. Still not ideal, but from my readings people had way more flexibility and time off: "Do Nothing" by Celeste Headlee.

    Mykidsartrocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And capitalism destroyed it. 40 hour work weeks are now 60-70 hours even in union jobs.

    J Sizz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know why I don't like Ford...

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    Viktor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’d still get people complaining that 7am is too early.

    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. But I'll happily work 1pm-1:35pm one day a week for $2499 a minute so I'm not being unreasonable.

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    Patrick Devlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would still be making less per minute than Jeff Bezos makes per second...

    Withered Warrior
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wouldn't even make all that money in a day though, you're literally walking in the door and leaving

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    Amanda B Bench
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is assuming you are actually off work from Dec 26-30. Haven't had that luxury since high school

    BubbaLouie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits hard, because January 3rd is my bday.

    C Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petition to bring back the 12 Days of Christmas! Dec 25 to Jan 5, with Jan 6 being the Epiphany.

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    Ellen Ranks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you...... I once got downsized after 9 years with the company and they forgot to even send me an email to say thanks

    K. Lange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker got a plant and a giftcard after 30 years

    Alan Strachan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for a place that gave "Long service" awards to folk that had worked there for 2 years

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    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've reached a point where I don't even think about it any more

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    P B Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 minutes??? Did your phone die?? 30 minutes minimum a day 😆

    j. tru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great one PB, I agree 100%. 30 minutes minimum, or until my legs fall asleep

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    Lee Macro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do I submit my overtime sheet??

    Andrea Careless
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what Bored Panda is for, but more like half an hour.

    Jill Chambers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then I'll only have 20 minutes for lunch.

    MargyB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm well on track for making that 40 hours

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    jon gilbertson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, this reminds me of 2 months ago when i let my 7 yr old cousin cut my hair.she totally butchered it. forgot about it the next day and wondered why people at the store were staring at me.

    Honey Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me yesterday, and no one told me I looked like Buckwheat!

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    j. tru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old were you when you realized being an adult sucks? It really hit me at about 23, after college. I had to work, pay for my own s**t, and realizing I'm not making enough to pay for anything!

    DarkenedSoul36
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized it at about 12. Hit harder when I heard this: A fourth grader at my school got expelled for having a mental breakdown and screaming at the class. Said fourth grader was allowed to leave the class when things got noisy, I'm guessing she couldn't handle it, but the sub wouldn't let her. A kindergartener has repeatedly thrown entire desks at his classmates though, and he is still in this school as I type. Higher ups suck a*s.

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    B S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    change that to i woke up around 6pm and now it's midnight...

    Metallicd3ath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine waking up at noon on a free day. 5pm is about the time I'm waking up. Then I *can* answer that question but don't want to.

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    j. tru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, your inner psychopath that you have to keep in check. Happens everyday.

    rspanther
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    3 years ago

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    You get sent home and they have to stay at work and suffer.

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    Holly Caelyn Followell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the one who doesn't know what I'm doing most of the time. Give me clear instructions and show me and I can get the work done.

    Abnus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I HATE nonspecific instructions. If I don’t get some, I’d just ask the person in charge and if they don’t like it, give me better instructions.

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    Sandy D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that if period keep not showing up at a workplace, there probably a good reason. Sh*tty pay and no benefits, horrible bosses, soul sucking work, no future etc

    SkellyBoy Roasts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV chuck e cheese in that one mr nightmare creepy pasta (if you get the reference ily)

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    Reddog McGraw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast Paced is another word for poor managerial planning and constantly putting out fires...

    Arieke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd kill for a booth like that. I work in an open plan office......believe me, no fun.

    Rahul Pawa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks just like my office. Thankfully I've been full time WFH since the pandemic started.

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    What_the_actual_sloth?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but you actually say "yep" bc you're outta money.

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    Abnus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Verified Losr. It should be part of their job that the work is efficient and one person with mental problems can bring the productivity down. So to raise it back up, try to help them with whatever is making them sad.

    Verified Losr
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    It's not really your bosses job to listen to your personal problems.

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    Ernie Tabuena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re anything like my family, count me out.

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    j. tru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Josie, you should have just shot this guy and made the world a better place. I really can't believe this guy ordered this like it's normal.

    Reddog McGraw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just punch Edwards pretentious azz in the throat

    Celia T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Edward can’t even hit the laundry basket with his socks.

    B S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you do this to some poor barista you are part of the cancer killing society. my order at starbucks hasn't changed in 20+ years; venti cafe mocha easy whip in winter, venti mocha frap no whip in summer.

    Spittnimage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that, bout 1,000 calories?

    Ernie Tabuena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that come with a shot of insulin?

    noah Townshend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is one of the people on here complaining about his 40 hour 9 to 5:00 job

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that before work, during work and after work.

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    Bolt Gundam510
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right for my workplace.

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    Rosie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1,010 days, 6 hours, 50 minutes & 20 seconds until I qualify for retirement.