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30 Of The Best “Work Related Funnies” From This Facebook Group To Make You Laugh, Then Cry
If there’s one universal truth any desk-bound soul can relate to, it must be cringing at the thought of Monday. This anxious, jittery feeling creeps in on late Sunday evening and lingers in the air, sounding the alarm that in just a few hours, you’re bound to jolt back to your workplace yet again. It’s sad. It’s exhausting. And, worst of all, it strips away any bit of freedom and fun you soaked up over the weekend.
But fear not! There's a ridiculously amusing corner on Facebook that works like a band-aid for your overworked and hectic mind. Aptly titled 'Work Week Memes', this group is all about sharing work-related "funnies" to let employees forget the queasiness of having to grind their lives away. Even if just for a moment.
From painfully relatable jokes to memes that are bound to leave everyone in stitches, we at Bored Panda have gathered the newest batch of posts to share with you all. So pull your chair closer and get ready for a mood booster that is the compilation of pictures right below. Keep reading to also find our interview with psychologist Joshua Klapow, Ph.D. Upvote your favorite entries and share them with anyone who's in great need of a laugh! Then, if you’re interested in even more hilarity, be sure to check out Part 1 of this feature right over here.
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Front_Runner 3 years ago
Gen X. We are the forgotten middle children of generations. People only talk about boomers and millennials.
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Michelle C 3 years ago
As a Millennial, I second this! I want to have enough money to use it to show love to other people, pay my bills, and live a decent life otherwise.
tuzdayschild 3 years ago
I'm whatever you call the group after baby boomers and I feel the same
TheManAndTheMadness 3 years ago
I have the same, except that in my profession, after x years, its better to climb on corporate ladders or leave and start own business. Both is difficult.
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Panda in the Fake South 3 years ago
I thought he was going to say find the biggest mfr and punch him in the face
Gareth Baus 3 years ago
Better to bribe the toughest guy around, no target on your back and all the protection of being dominant.
Load More Replies... TheManAndTheMadness 3 years ago
Work place as a prison? You should to watch Prison Mike. This guy explains you the diffrence.
Marcus Lynch 3 years ago
Wow! Glad I never worked with this guy. His last day must have been like the chair for him and a pardon for everyone else.
Kevin Felton 3 years ago
That's when you find the biggest supervisor and punch him in the face so the others will respect you.
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
They used to try to dump extra stuff on my wife (a teacher) by saying "We're doing this because we know you can handle it."
Impetus 3 years ago
And the flip side, when you refuse to put up with the bs, and they say, "are you telling us you can't handle it?"
Load More Replies... Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
We were lied to as children and taught that working harder granted greater rewards. In reality hard work is only rewarded with even harder work.
Alana Voeks 3 years ago
Happened to a coworker and me. I was there for around 6 months. Two newbies came in. One newbie and I were very hard working and diligent. The other newbie was a heavy slacker. The slacker got all the time off he wanted, all his legally required mandatory breaks, and got off on time each day. The good newbie and I were treated like dirt.
TheManAndTheMadness 3 years ago
It always happens in that way. E.g. taxes - if you are paid more by the employer, you have to pay back more to the state. Punish is a cost of ambition.
Picture this scenario: it’s a sunny Sunday afternoon, you’re catching up with your friends or relaxing on your couch, and suddenly, a feeling of intense anxiety and dread sets in — Monday is just hours away. For millions of employees worldwide, this gloomy sensation contributes to a vicious cycle of stress when fidgety thoughts about the week ahead get the best of us in advance.
It turns out this late-weekend phenomenon has a name. It’s called Sunday scaries and it’s a common nightmare that hits like clockwork as soon as you want to unwind in the last hours of the weekend.
To gain some insight on the topic from an expert, we reached out to Joshua Klapow, Ph.D. a psychologist and creator of Mental Drive. He started this well-being initiative to help people gain access to the best-in-class psychological and performance tools to live healthier, more fulfilled, and successful lives. "Sunday scaries really represent the brain shifting from relief to reality, and for so many, reality means lots of work, stress and pressure. So, the scaries are the anticipation of what is to come," he told Bored Panda.
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Summer Mason 3 years ago
I just don't do social media at all except board panda. And here....you can follow but you can't get into my personal b unless I let you.
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Ambry Petersen 3 years ago
Lol I don't even have Facebook, good luck to anyone trying to find me there.
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
I was once working at an appliance company that had agreed to replace a fridge for a customer. We told him the date and time someone would be there along with the fact that someone 18yo or older would need to be there to sign for it. When the fridge wasn't delivered because the only person at home was a 15 year old teen, the father called and proceeded to scream at me while screaming at his son saying he was lying about being home. I ask "How old is your son?" "15.." he replies, I say "Because according to my information, your son was home, but was not allowed to sign for the fridge because he is not an adult. That signature constitutes a contract which a minor cannot legally sign. If you want your fridge, there will have to be someone of adult age at home with ID before it will be released to you." He asked for my manager. When I explained to her what was going on, she smiled. She was from NYC. I could hear her reading him the riot act from across the call center.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
The absolute worst. Never dealt with more entitled people in my life. Screech up and down about how the customer is always right and on and on and on. Racist and sexist as all hell. You want to know who throws tantrums worse than a 4 year old? 70 year olds.
Michael Largey 3 years ago (edited)
"Yes, mam, the customer is always right. So it's the store that's wrong. Wrong for you ,anyway. Please go right out and find a right one."
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Holly Benedict 3 years ago
Been in customer service for over 10 years now... Ugh. But yes, all of my worst experiences were with older people. I'm a millennial and was raised to treat others how I would like to be treated. I have anxiety and depression though so basically it's Eeyore having a conversation with Eeyore. Sorry for my presence, I wish I wasn't here too.
Robert Trebor 3 years ago
I am much like Eeyore a lot of the time. I don't feel very how.
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Wysteria_Rose 3 years ago
I had an old man (had to have been in his 70s/80s) seriously yell at me because of the vitamins being a buy one get one half off in the larger bottles. WHAT WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL OF THOSE VITAMINS? I laughed at first cause I thought he was joking. He was not.
Appalachian Panda 3 years ago
Can confirm. When I worked customer service at the post office, younger folks tended to be extremely polite. Virtually all the problem customers were my age or older (40+)
Yay Pandas! 3 years ago
I work in an office where we have applicants for security officers come in for orientation. There's a lot of young people (19 through 24) who come in. I've never heard so many thank you ma'am and you're welcome ma'am in my life. I get yelled at on the phone by what sounds like older men (I'm the receptionist). I generally hang up on them when they start swearing.
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Madison García 3 years ago
I've had people of all ages and races yell, I just don't have faith in most anymore
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
I was probably 39 at the time, he was maybe 18-25, and this was about 6 years ago. I used to volunteer at this arboretum during special events. So at this one event, I was directing people to the different stations, and this young guy comes in and starts yelling at people about Jesus. I had to ask him to leave, and he totally lost his mind, telling me I was going to hell, and would be cursed because Jesus hates, blah blah blah. We ended up calling the police (we didn't have any real security other than other volunteers). So, I did have somebody of a younger generation freak out at me.
InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
This. When I was working retail, I had a little pet theory that at 50, you get to flip a coin, and you either become a sweet, angelic person, or a nightmare harpy from hell, and there is no in-between. I NEVER got to interact with anyone above 50 that I would have described as "just average"- they were, without fail, either the highlight of my day, or the absolutel worst.
It’s hardly surprising that the transition from weekend to work week has always been unpleasant, to put it mildly. Sunday scaries is a cute name to describe some heavy emotions many people experience.
A 2018 survey conducted by LinkedIn found that 80% of Americans worry about the upcoming work week on Sundays. When the researchers broke down this alarming number by generation, it revealed that over 90% of Millennials and Gen Z reported they feel it. The findings also revealed there are many reasons people experience this unique anxiousness. But some of the top causes are worrying about the workload (60%), balancing professional and personal to-do’s (44%), and thinking about the tasks you didn't finish last week (39%).
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
I had a job I hated so much I hated going to sleep knowing I had to wake up and go back to it again. Our $hit jobs are literally actually traumatizing us.
JMC5003 3 years ago
Sometimes, but at least for me, sometimes I feel as though with working from home, I never get away from my job. I still prefer remote work, without a doubt, but I struggle to create work/life boundaries while working from home.
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Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago
Sunday through Thursday every single week all year long
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Karen Philpott 3 years ago
Or a customer asking if you have Eftpos. While standing in front of the machine. And after three other customers have already used it.................
TheManAndTheMadness 3 years ago
Someone said there is no stupid question, but only stupid answers. Unfortunally, I got experience with it.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
I work in HR and I laughed out loud at this. Also, I really do want to hear it because I to hate it here.
Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
At your service. And damn right I wanna hear that joke.
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Duesvolent90 3 years ago
SOOOO had this happened..Can't tell if HR really wants to have a laugh or catch me in the act or both...
Another survey by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine also found that Sunday scaries especially affect the younger generations. "Survey data show that more than a quarter of respondents (26%) — including about a third of Generation Z (32%) and Millennials (34%) — always, almost always or often have a harder time falling asleep on Sunday nights compared with other nights of the week," the results reveal. What keeps people up at night? Worries about their jobs, in most cases.
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Charlie Taube 3 years ago
If it was really bad that she wouldn’t be using a straw
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TheManAndTheMadness 3 years ago
I have a beer, wine, vodka, whiskey. Everything in my work place. When I have a home office. Don't judged me. Who is without a sin (driking at work) among you, let cast the first stone at me.
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Shannon Denise 3 years ago
Same here Roach... I don't think my smartass factor has a shut off valve
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Ela 3 years ago
Oh, goodness I developed a mouth in my last year before I retired. It was like, you can't fire me if it's not criminal because you are too short staffed, I'm not worried about my career because I already know I'm leaving, this place is a dumpster fire and I'm going to just start saying what I think. It was so much fun not biting my tongue! Warning, I know this won't work everywhere, but truly, I was in a position where I'd have had to break laws before they could fire me.
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Henny Hana 3 years ago
Ah yes,people always think i'm a mean woman just cause i have a mean look. But after a while they always ended up thinking that i'm actually a bit unhinged.
Wysteria_Rose 3 years ago
I want to be as alluring as Blanche, sweet as Rose, and as sarcastic as Sophia but I am Dorothy to the letter based on facial expressions alone.
Unfortunately, when workers constantly feel these regularly scheduled nerves and disruptive thoughts on the eve before a workweek, it can harm their physical and mental health. "If you are constantly feeling dread at the end of the weekend in anticipation of going back to work, then you have a challenge," psychologist Klapow said.
"Your job is creating a negative vibe and emotional reaction that is not good for your mental health. And that can take a toll on your well-being," he added. "If every weekend, you both can’t wait to get there and can’t face the end of the weekend, your body and mind are going through a stress roller-coaster. The more ups and downs and the more you count on things not going well, the more negative, stressed, pessimistic you will be."
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Monday 3 years ago
They were essential at the time of purchase...really....honestly....I have a problem.
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Ian Frazier 3 years ago
They are mental health expenses. If you didn't buy them you'd be depressed.
Anne McKinney 3 years ago
The problem with combining alcohol, a credit card and next day Amazon deliveries.
Captain Awesome 3 years ago
I *had* to have the onesie with the built in bean bag butt. Hip check me one more time kiddo....
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Biggest cause of fights in my household are about the useless c**p my wife buys. Every once in a while she tells me that "we need to be careful with money". Lady, I haven't bought anything that costs more than $20 in 3 years unless its groceries. She will order from GrubHub after I already cooked a meal (most people consider me a good cook BTW), and she will order groceries with things like $35 roasts. The kids and I don't eat red-meat (tastes not ethics), and I do all the cooking, so who is that for (I tossed it after 3 weeks in the fridge). The last thing I bought as an indulgence was a paperback last June $8 and a bag of M&Ms $2 from a local bookstore (wanted to read the Silmarillion before that show came out). I love her to death, but the stuff she wastes money on drives me crazy. So many un-opened amazon boxes in my basement.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Everyone struggling with this should check out The Financial Diet on YouTube. Excellent, practical advice.
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago (edited)
It's become ridiculous to open a bank account locally. They want two forms of ID, birth certificate, proof of address, a dodo bird and two northern white rhinos.
GirlFriday 3 years ago
I am so jealous that is all you needed. I also had to produce the heart of a dying star and an orchid that had sunlight had never touched.
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
Yes, and Jesus will also need a note from his Dad, and an original nail from the cross
Load More Replies... Robert Trebor 3 years ago (edited)
They ask for all that every single time I renew my driver license, including a hummingbird heart string, but back off and reissue as soon as I tell them they scanned all of it into the computer eons ago in 4 BC (before covid)
Sue User 3 years ago (edited)
I was born outside the USA. I dont have a birth certificate. I have " Certificate of Child Born Abroad to American Parents". I once got held up from a Govt contract job because person at job agency insisted I needed form " abc". I explained form " abc" was created after 9/11 and the old form was still valid. She wanted me to apply for a copy of the new form. From the state dept, during covid. She asked me how I proved I was an American citizen. My passport. What form did you use when you applied. I have no clue, I have had a passport since I was 6 months old.
Milano1015385 3 years ago
That's about to me me when I get my license, adding a drop of Tinkerbell dust and dark energy from King Tut's tomb
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
I work as a case worker for an insurance company, and I've often been on the OTHER end: When people want me to change a contract so it's under their name, simply because they "told us" on the phone that they're the only heir and the house belongs to them; or when we've asked for a death certificate three times without success, and the family are mad at us for not cancelling the contract of the supposed dead person; or when people yell at you over the phone because they've just noticed that they're still being billed, despite them (allegedly) sending in a letter to cancel the contract 5 years ago. Like. There's a middle way, people. We're not trying to make you jump hoops till you break. Just imagine what someone could do if all those hoops weren't there.
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Alana Voeks 3 years ago (edited)
All I wanted was extra help and y'all didn't listen till I put in my two weeks. Good riddance.
Kayden Campbell 3 years ago
The company wide survey said it was anonymous, I guess I shall see...
But the good news is that there are ways to mitigate Sunday scaries. "Plan, plan plan," Klapow advised. "As much as you’d like to enjoy the weekend, if you know that every Sunday you will start stressing, then make a list, carve out dedicated time on Sunday to get ready for Monday."
The psychologist suggested making sure the Sunday scaries wouldn't sneak up on you. "The act of planning for Monday, even if it's a to-do list, will help reduce the uncertainty we all often feel about what will happen on Monday. The act of writing the list itself will help reduce the swirling thoughts you have," Klapow said.
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François Bouzigues 3 years ago
We have roughly the same thing in Europe, but it comes with social security, maternity leaves, 25 days of holidays
Sue User 3 years ago
This. So many Americans scream about the cost of: decent healthcare, decent public transportation, decent time off ( vacation, maternity). But I get about 62 percent of my paycheck after taxes and deductions. That is less ( oercentage wise ) than I was getting when I lived in Europe.
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Lauren Lee 3 years ago
It’s nauseating seeing the taxes taken out for a single person with no dependents..
Amazon QT 2 years ago (edited)
Own a house and all of the interest you pay for your mortgage is deductible on your taxes, my hubby and I had an interest only payments on our first place for 10 years, we were able to deduct over $12,000 on our taxes for each of those years and never had to pay any extra taxes… most years we received $2800-4000 back in our tax refund AND WE DON’T HAVE ANY DEPENDENTS!!
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KingShitofFuckMountain 3 years ago
Instances in which hyperbole fails to illustrate a valid point for 500, Alex. Even millionaires don't pay 48% taxes you dolt. Someone making under $4k/mo in the US is unlikely to be paying any taxes at all.
Panda watcher 3 years ago (edited)
?? $4 x 12 = $48,000/yr. Qualifies for 3rd tax bracket in US = 22%. This is $23/ per hour x 40 hours per week…..which to many, is a great wage. 36% of Americans make less than $50k per year. What are you referencing to indicate $4k a month is a low income? I’m pulling these numbers from IRS.gov and USTreasury.gov
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sherry powers 3 years ago
I told my work bestie I go where he goes. He's not to ever leave me.
According to the Cleveland Clinic, a few other ways to cope are to take time for yourself over the weekend and work on some Sunday projects. "Engaging your mind and gearing up for the workweek can help ease the transition from relaxation to work mode. Do your meal prep. Put a piece of furniture together or clean. Mindless tasks can help you get ready for the week ahead."
Moreover, it’s crucial to get a full night’s rest on Friday and Saturday. While not everyone has a perfect sleep schedule, it’s something many strive for. "Getting enough sleep can help you feel at your best the next day so you can start your week on the right foot."
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Janet Howe 3 years ago
I think I'm ready to slug the next person who says "......because of Covid...." Where are all the people that worked there BEFORE Covid?
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SCP 4666 3 years ago
especially when it`s early in the morning and you`re still half-comatose
Load More Replies... Duesvolent90 3 years ago
Exactly, those way too happy people in the mornings...like bruh wait until 5 mins before close to come at me with that c**p..
Harlan Bleiler 3 years ago
Why do people feel the need to say good morning or hello every day and even multiple times in the day. Like yeah I saw you yesterday. That’s good enough. Leave me alone.
Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
The only answer to good morning is - I have other plans
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DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 3 years ago
Okay...this one is the most relatable one for me :/
Ronnie Beaton 3 years ago
My usual reply is "Morning? Yes, it is. Whether it's a *good* morning, that remains to be seen."
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Of course, one more way to fight this low-grade existential dread is to seek out entertainment to immediately boost your mood, whether online or in real life. Laughter is the best medicine, anyway, and the best way to take it is to laugh at some relatable jokes about the misery of having to work your life away.
"Making jokes about work, the Sunday Scaries, and the twirl we often get into on Sunday evening allows us to: a. Feel less alone in these feelings b. See what others are experiencing and how it relates to us. And c. come up with funny themes that lighten this common experience that so many of us have," the creator of Mental Drive added.
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
To insure a group project got done, I always did it all myself within a few days of its assignment. Volunteering, suggestions, and additions were always welcome. Almost as welcome as just staying the hell out of the way.
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Alana Voeks 3 years ago
Last day of my seasonal job I called in to say I was sick (probably an infection). Girl heard me, had absolutely no doubt I was (probably actually) pretty close to dying. (My vision was green I had such a bad fever.) It wouldn't have mattered anyways though lol
If you find the queasiness of Sunday scaries painfully relatable, you might be experiencing burnout and general dissatisfaction with your job. It’s vital to take specific steps to move towards a healthier life and pull away from the things that make you feel stressed, overwhelmed, and emotionally drained.
"You have to work at recharging," Klapow told us. "Doing things that wear you out more doesn’t help. Go enjoy time doing things that recharge you. Partying has to be done in moderation as it takes a physical toll on you."
When you feel these emotions week after week after week, you may also need to ask yourself: "Is it something I can sustain? Should I be looking at other jobs? Making a job change if you can because of burnout is a way to protect your well-being. It may not be possible now. But it is something that must be on your radar," Klapow concluded.
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kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
Wishing the force of your mind could force them to soil themselves in front of everyone.
E Menendez 3 years ago
Please do realize (I share this as a supervisor) it is obvious to any good leader what the truth really is. We just can't call them out in front of everyone.
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Saint Thomas 3 years ago
It's a bit ironic considering Michael Scott may be one of the (fictionnal) less productive worker ever ^^
KingShitofFuckMountain 3 years ago
The people who think like this are usually the laziest coworkers and are incapable of validating the hard work everyone else is doing.
Pam 3 years ago
So true. So many times I want to ask “Are you kidding me!?”
Load More Replies... Brandon Defend 3 years ago
I work in a memory care facility and I know somebody that's exactly like that
Upstaged75 3 years ago (edited)
Last week I asked someone I supervise to take care of something for me. They emailed me back and said "this isn't something I would normally do". Seriously? I'm your boss. Anything I ask you to do is "something you would normally do". It wasn't hard either - they're just lazy and didn't want to do it. Sometimes being a manager is like supervising Kindergarteners. I'm super laid back and give them tons of flexibility and respect. I don't always get it back though. Not sure what I'm going to do with this person - it's a daily struggle not to murder them.
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Alana Voeks 3 years ago
This is where I wish I was more like my brother. Doesn't care about anyone screaming at him and just shrugs it off.
Kayden Campbell 3 years ago
I do this about 20 times a day. My mouth opens and nothing comes out. Luckily I work from home and nobody sees me.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
Don't be a baby and at least go cry in the bathroom, like the rest of us do.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
And not doing that at all because you know the first thing that brown nose is going to do is turn around tattle.
Trinity Cottrell 3 years ago
All my friends and family vent to me because I'm laid back, don't judge them for their choice of words and when they ask, I give really decent advice.
Yay Pandas! 3 years ago
UNFORTUNATELY, doing this to another co-worker can end up with you being called up to HR AND management. Know your enemies.
Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
Venting to a bartender can be as expensive as therapy…but it’s a lot more fun 🫠
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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago (edited)
"That's okay. I don't like working with any of you, either!" 😏
Brandon Defend 3 years ago
I don't go to work to make people like me I go to work to work because I have bills to pay
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Geoffrey Hebel 3 years ago
Remember that promotion you interviewed for and we said you didn't have enough experience and qualifications? This is Joe we just hired him for that position and we need you to train him
Ronnie Beaton 3 years ago
I've been in this situation many times, usually because the guy from the training department has trained the new guy wrong.
Ambry Petersen 3 years ago
And then shortly after the punk becomes your supervisor and/or an assistant manager with a superiority complex.
sherry powers 3 years ago
We can't keep new hires, so I'm literally training a new person about every week. The reason is plain and simple, we have a full time employee that is mean, especially to new hires, and they all tell the supervisor that's why they're not coming back and yet they don't do anything about it. We've been under staffed for about the whole year.
sherry powers 3 years ago
I'm leaving the department too, and now they're going to really be under staffed. Lol.
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nobodyever 3 years ago
“I’ve been through stuff, I’ll tell ya.” “ I’m sorry to hear your first day was like that.”
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
I developed that superpower, but it ended up getting me fired from my subsequent job 🤣
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DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
If only I could put this on a time-off application and have it approved.
Sue User 3 years ago
I am done telling management why I need off. They shouldnt get to judge if my reason is valid enough.
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Theresa Carroll 3 years ago (edited)
Me too.. well actually no I have 2 furry besties.. princess and lil man aka rusty shackleburg... but people best friends.. I have 0. And I prefer to only have furry friends they don't judge or gossip and they are the best listeners.. and love unconditionally 😊
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Zenozenobee 3 years ago
Coworkers are coworkers, friends are friends. The two worlds do not have to mix if you don't want to.
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Saint Thomas 3 years ago
Yep, but never rat on them, because you know that next time it could be you telling a lie :-)
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V Talman 3 years ago
Not even 1 paycheck away, literally 5 days to go. Life is basically not living ! (Notice the absence of the word 'worth' ) So please don't mistake reality for depression! Everyone hates the insincerity of " my thoughts and prayers ...' I have found "whatever help you need, I'm there for you" has been my #1 insincere offer (insult) to date. Don't say it so you feel good...it's a true cruelty when you have no intention of actually helping! I don't expect anything from anyone but I respect the people who say nothing more.
Theresa Carroll 3 years ago (edited)
This is the truth the American dream has died a long a*s time ago... Like honestly I really don't think the cost of living should be as high as it is.. why can't the government just give every citizen a million dollars and not inflate the price of things? I mean they waste more money than anyone else in the entire world the American government throws money everyone else's problems except for its citizens.. this world's f*****
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DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight 3 years ago
I've lived in house shares since my late teens and I've always been surrounded by housemates that do shift work. Naturally I pose the same question everytime someone new moves in....and this is the typical response lol
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Duesvolent90 3 years ago
"Get back to work there's still 5 mins left!" That 5 mins includes the walk to my vehicle thanks..
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Zenozenobee 3 years ago
Or cheese (being French, I'm talking about cheese that smell cheese. I do love cheese, even when it smell cheese. I just don't bring my cheese in the work microwave)
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SCP 4666 3 years ago
Try MLM ! It`s a life changing experience *irony off*
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Sue User 3 years ago
The only time I made friends at work ( that stayed veing friends after ) was a project from hell that saw 1) 15 people fired from an 8 person team 2) two co workers who got into a fight that resulted in one deleting shared work documents, pouring water on laptop and the other on notice with HR. 3) IT director fired and outside agency brought in to finish project. I think they call it trauma bonding.
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kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
I feel like the Suicide Hotline should be posted somewhere in here, just as a public service.
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Dave Nalesnik 3 years ago
Great, I will thank you in ways that cannot be expressed in productivity 😁
Sue User 3 years ago
I was thinking the same thing but you worded it better. I love the phrase " working your wage".
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 3 years ago
We just wanted to say we value you and the work you do so here are five more tasks.
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Theresa Carroll 3 years ago (edited)
I am that co worker.. back in school my now best friend told me that she was afraid to approach me she thought that I was one of the popular mean girls or whatever I sure as hell wasn't I beat up those girls they would like to pick on people that couldn't defend themselves so I always defended the defenseless.. and my now best friend Lesha said I'm so glad that I got to know you you are the most amazing funniest person I've ever met I was afraid to approach you back in high school because you always had resting b**** face 🤣 but then one day I decided to just show up at her house because I thought she was a cool chick and from then on out we've been best friends and here we are almost 20 years later still besties
Harlan Bleiler 3 years ago
I put on that face so they don’t get to know me. Gave away my secret.
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kitten levels tokyo 3 years ago
“Do” is an extremely vulgar word in Lithuanian.
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Giuditta Jones 3 years ago
Except for the singing. I don't do that in public
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Aileen Grist 3 years ago
I once got a warning on Monday for talking too much, and another on the Friday for not talking - apparently the office was miserable when I shut up
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
My boss came to me one day and said "Why do you lock your desk? I was looking for a post it to jot down a note this weekend, but your desk was locked." I just looked at her and said "Uhm...I think you answered your own question there....."
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
Mine are the girls next to me that chat up a storm as soon as they arrive at work giggling and carrying on. I start channeling my mother wanting to say "This is work, not a social event or sports bar. Some of us are trying to work here." But I quash that instinct and put on headphones to drown them out.
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