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You’d be hard-pressed to find someone who doesn’t like comedy! Luckily for us, the internet is chock-full of comedians—amateur and veteran alike—who light up social media with their quips and funny insights.
Today, our team at Bored Panda is featuring some of the most hilarious posts and comments, as shared by the women of X (formerly Twitter). Scroll down to check them out! These should brighten your day. And we hope you have a notepad handy because if you’re looking for humor-related inspiration, this is digital gold!
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Kiem Gallagher 1 year ago
I just always press whatever number the "I want to pay" option is and it will immediately take me to a human and then I break it to them that I'm not trying to pay, I'm trying to complain so please transfer me to customer service.
The BBC reports that it’s not just human beings that enjoy a good laugh. Some species of animals are into humor as well! Not only that but they might also use it to strengthen the bonds between them.
A study from the University of California Los Angeles looked at great apes’ daily routines. Our closest living relatives, including orangutans, chimpanzees, bonobos, and gorillas, were found to tease each other.
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VikingAbroad 1 year ago
I really thought there was something wrong with my new washing machine. The 30 minute programme is actually a 40 minute programme. Just, why? And why do I forget this fact from one day to the next?
“What we saw often was that a juvenile would sneak up behind an adult that was busy grooming another ape, and proceed to poke them or hit them on the back, sometimes even surprising them,” Isabelle Laumer, one of the researchers of the study, told the BBC.
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
The thing is, they are addictive to those who don't need them, not those prescribed. It's crazy how many hoops you have to jump through, when addicts are just getting them on the street anyway. I don't know anyone with ADHD who would give up their meds for cash, since they are the only things that make them feel 'normal'.
“They'd then wait and watch for the adult's response. Usually, the target would just ignore them, and so they'd persist in their teasing, making the behavior more and more elaborate and difficult to ignore, until they sometimes ended up slamming the adult with their entire body.”
This sort of behavior is akin to human beings sticking their tongues out at someone else and then running away.
Other species of animal are likely to have a sense of humor, too. Other species of animals are likely to have a sense of humor, too. Dogs, foxes, wild coyotes, and wild wolves also tease each other, as researched by Marc Bekoff from the University of Colorado, Boulder.
The ecology and evolutionary biology expert added that he’s also heard stories of some species acting like stand-up comedians and jokesters. Among these animals are horses, Asian black bears, and the scarlet macaw.
Meanwhile, the BBC also reports that rats are ticklish while dogs and chimps can actually laugh.
It’s hard to argue about comedy because each of us has a unique sense of humor. What you find funny can be subtly different from what makes your family and friends giggle. Meanwhile, a coworker or passing acquaintance of yours might not even smile at the things that make you wheeze with laughter.
The same holds true for social media posts: a lot depends on your personal taste and what humorous content you grew up with. Some internet users are huge fans of dark humor with an edge. Some prefer cheesy and silly dad jokes. Others might enjoy more subtle, nuanced, and layered jokes that really make you think.
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Johnny McFearless 1 year ago
For God's sakes woman, it was you from the future who invented the time machine, did betting on all the correct results she knew, and wanted to win money in the past so that you could have fun!
At the end of the day, no comedian is going to satisfy their entire audience. Not everyone will laugh. However, that’s the way of the world.
You can’t make everyone happy, no matter what. But if enough people are giggling and guffawing at your content, you can add your joke or quip to your list of successes.
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Pan Narrans 1 year ago
I'm early and park in the same spot for years. When I have a new car people are astonished when they see me. 'I thought you had a day off.' Sometimes I'm late and that spot is taken. When I walk in a college saw me 'oh, I thought you had a day off, sorry'. I've never claimed that spot.. humans are creatures of habit.
However, if your skits and posts don’t make much of a splash, whether in person or online, you may want to consider changing things up. You should also consider the feedback you get. There will always be folks who hate what you do, no matter how high you rise.
So, you need to look at what criticism is valid and helpful and what’s simply people venting because they’re in a bad mood. If you take every negative comment to heart, you’ll soon lose any and all motivation that you had.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago (edited)
Yeah, why though? A fridge is a very normal appliance to have in your home.... edit: in US and Canada appliances are usually not hidden. The dishwasher, fridge and stove are all very much visible except in the wealthiest of homes
Like Bruce Lee once said, “Absorb what is useful. Discard what is not. Add what is uniquely your own.” Finetune your comedy until you’re making more and more people laugh. Of course, that’s easier said than done. It requires a ton of patience, lots of passion, and the willingness to experiment until you get things right.
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Aaron Malakai 1 year ago
We took our preschool kids to the museum to see dinosaurs. We had drumsticks for lunch. My favorite little boy was eating and exclaimed "there's bones in here... dinosaurs have bones"! We thought we were witnessing the creation of a vegetarian until he dove back in announcing "I'm a carnivore!!"
Truly successful comedians iterate and polish their quips over time. They have a growth-oriented mindset and see failure as a lesson in the making, not as the mark of something ‘bad.’
When you stop avoiding failure and set your ego aside, you can grow incredibly quickly. It also helps if you can quickly get to grips with what your audience likes. You wouldn’t try to amuse a crowd full of cheesy joke-lovers with edgy humor, and vice versa.
Which of these tweets made you chuckle the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that genuinely got you laughing out loud? What kind of comedy do you prefer in person, and what quips do you enjoy the most on social media? What’s the best joke you’ve recently seen pop up on your social media feed?
We’d love to hear from you! Share your thoughts in the comments.
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Red PANda (she/they/he/ze) 1 year ago
Bahahaha I feel this! When my social battery runs out it’s time to just follow my friend around like a shadow for the rest of the party
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Pandamonium 1 year ago (edited)
Mine is a bit dramatic. It used to send me alerts saying it was stuck on a cliff and then I would find it dangling over the edge of the stairs
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𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐦-𝐏𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 1 year ago
Just a thought.... that's when you pop a small rodent in your mouth, chew it like gum for the blood, and spit out the leftovers into a napkin. Just sayin....
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PeepPeep the duck 1 year ago
Waiter IRL ‘ sorry we don’t actually have watering cans at this restaurant’ In the waiters head ‘why the fùçķ would we have a watering can at work’ (we generally water plants at work with a beer jug 😂).
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General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
Mum being the term for Mom outside of the US and Canada, I'm assuming that the football mentioned here is called soccer in the US and Canada.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
Not to mention depression, I understand this register, I almost proposed a man once just because he said "please excuse me" after barely shoving me at the supermarket. His voice, but his voice!
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Shark Lady 1 year ago
At least you stopped at "bless you" I usually say "bless you my child, for you have sneezed" and get really strange looks!
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Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago
Does Alaska count as western us? Or is it still considered frontier. I think most people forget about it.
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rorschach-penguin 1 year ago
This is not gaslighting. People have got to stop using terms they don't understand.
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Cecilie Hammershøy 1 year ago
I call my account Schrodinger's account. Maybe there's money in maybe not, but as long I don't check it both are an option.
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Calum Joseph 1 year ago
Taylor should make customised songs for her fans which are about whatever their ex's did
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Joanne Hicks 1 year ago
Once saw two blondes sitting in the back of a red convertible as we walking to a parking lot. These two gals had beautiful scarves covering their hair. As we passed they weren't humans but afghans. We had just attended a regional dog show. How dumb of us. We still laugh about the two blondes.
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driedgrapes 1 year ago
Think of your PTO requests as friendly notifications to your employer. You aren't asking permission. You're notifying them of your adulthood and your ability to make plans.
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Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago
If my sibling group chat ever gets leaked, we all going to jail 😂
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BewilderedBanana 1 year ago
Depending on the body, the watch might go completely unnoticed forever :)
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
You should have seen me buffering the first time I was reading aloud and hit the word "ricochet"
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athornedrose 1 year ago
you don't know that. i'm my own biggest threat. gotta stop the thoughts from helping me achieve that.
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I've lately become an extremely amateur Ornithologist. The Merlin app is amazing for anyone interested I'm birds/bird watching.
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clairebear 1 year ago
One of the most awkward traits of autism (and there are many) is you start copying the accent of the person you are speaking to. You have to make a determined effort to stop. Sometimes so determined, you forget to listen to what they were saying.
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Trillian 1 year ago
No but I also can't tell you what like 30% of them even meant?
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Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago
SHOW THEM ALL BP ! These are all great, superb and hilarious. Why do you rob us of laughs when the entire world needs them. I'm in the US and if orange felon wins, there'll be no reason to laugh at all come Nov 6. Keep all of the laughter coming, please
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
If the former president wins, hopefully we'll go back to 2.7% mortgage interest rate, lower grocery prices and $2.50/gal gasoline, instead of the $4.89/gal we have now in San Francisco. You must not have to pay bills.
Load More Replies... Trillian 1 year ago
No but I also can't tell you what like 30% of them even meant?
Load More Replies... Lesbitarian Lady 1 year ago
SHOW THEM ALL BP ! These are all great, superb and hilarious. Why do you rob us of laughs when the entire world needs them. I'm in the US and if orange felon wins, there'll be no reason to laugh at all come Nov 6. Keep all of the laughter coming, please
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
If the former president wins, hopefully we'll go back to 2.7% mortgage interest rate, lower grocery prices and $2.50/gal gasoline, instead of the $4.89/gal we have now in San Francisco. You must not have to pay bills.
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