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AMEN!

Yep! We get our cats food in the mail (Halo). They are so important to us and we want them to be able to do all the things they want and be healthy.

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You need help

Lol

Dogs are not carnivores. They are omnivores. They can thrive on any sort of well balanced diet. Cats are obligate carnivores. Source: I'm a mixed practice (large/small/ exotics) veterinarian with a specialty in nutrition and board certification in animal dentistry.

It does not work always. If it worked there won't be antivaxxers and flat earthers. Or Trump.

Unfortunately anti vaxxers DO trust hospitals as soon as they get sick.

Based on your response…apparently not.

Still waiting for that 2 happen

Yep. Darwin's Drift Nets are about to snag another one.

It has worked, but we need it to work more.

With modern medicine, people's survival is more based on income and social status than natural (is nateral a combination of natural and natal?) selection; and with contraception and abortion, reproduction is more about social mores and ideas about family size and whether or not to become a parent.

The stupidest people always manage to defy the odds.

Unfortunately, evolution is annoyingly slow. It takes thousands of generations to make any noticeable difference.

Yes. And it sure does work.

we vax BECAUSE natural selection is a thing.

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That's ironic coming from someone who didn't understand the joke.

Definitely a joke but with the type of people we know exist, it's understandable to wonder.

No its not a joke Roger, she wrote this tweet after she died. 😏

Or it could just be ghosts. 🤷

It even fits in the hole under the bottle cap..!

I thought the bottle cap was for size reference

That bit of water isn't enough for that burn!

No, he’ll need dry ice for that.

Do you mean the candle, the radio or the magic spell book to make things grow?

The Necronomicon

The one thing the pandemic did was expose the level of selfishness and entitlement all around us

Yes there are people with severe breathing issues that cannot wear masks, those that can need to not breathe their germs onto those that cannot. My mum has heart disease, she is exempted from wearing a mask because she has severely limited lung function. She still wore one for as long as she could, she would drop it occasionally to take some deep breaths away from anyone but insisted on doing her best at 81 living with heart failure.

Indeed. If masks protected solely tge wearer many of these ppl would rush to wear em

Doctors and nurses do not wear a mask in an operating room to protect themselves from the sterile room, but to protect the sterile room from themselves.

Masks do neither. Ask a doctor, a real doctor why they wear surgical masks. And whilst at it, look up “microns.”

Oh, don't even start.

Excellent comment.

You ACTUALLY believe that?!? STILL?!?? 🤣😂🤣

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If this were true you could turn your mask around and protect yourself.

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Said by a double vaxed, triple boosted mask wearer.

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But why does it annoy you? Who cares what other people do? I wore masks when asked, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks or does.

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Well, not just selfish people. Exhausted people, too. I masked for years, did all the right things, took care of the vulnerable population at great personal, financial and physical expense. I have literal callouses behind my ears and had a rash on my face that will probably scar. And when our new contract came out....we got a pay cut. Essential my left tit. Y'all are on your own. I am not selfish OR selfless. Stay back. Keep that 6 ft. But I'm not protecting you any more. I'm protecting me. And that means I only mask when I feel it is in MY best interest. Some of us have reached our limit on caring about some of you. This is just the truth. Be well.

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But I know I'm not sick, and therefore don't need to protect you. I haven't even had a cold in 8 years. No Covid. No flu. No stomach bug.

Not really, pathogens and germs are tiny, they travel thru the air, if you are wearing a mask, it blocks them from either entering your lungs or if you have the virus it blocks them from travelling out towards others, simples.