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You sure did!

Nice one

isnt nateral selection supposed to work now

Good thing he has a bottle of water sitting right there on the table, he'll need it for that burn

Gah! This one annoys me sooo much. The purpose of masks is not to protect the wearer, but the people around the wearer. I suppose that explains why selfish people mostly don't wear them...

Oxygen ain't opening insta

And the angrier and more frustrated we all get.

Girly is jealous af

beeflaps going crazy lmaooo

It's not the first time something like that happened, and often the victim thinks the undamaged bible is proof of god.

So what does bronze mean 💀

She might wanna jump in the ocean to get some water on that burn (sorry I promise I'll stop now)

apt profile name

Sad, very sad when a culture, a whole nation just disappears, dissolves, and all is left a sappy story with a grain of truth in the middle. And the genes of the people unrecognizable for the eye.

Knew it had to happen eventually. Gun control? No f*****g way! More taxes? Hell yeah!

They should make gun owners pay tax on each gun owned and take a mandatory annual gun safety test and an annual Psyche evaluation

I have a firm grasp on the difference between reality and video games. I've played Call of Duty, never shot anyone in real life. I've played Skyrim but I've never yelled FUS RO DAH in a crowded shopping mall. And the irony as it pertains to school shootings - is that most video games do not allow you to harm children. That is a line that even some pretty gory video games do not cross.

Every thing but the guns, right...

This is only in PA not the federal government. Makes sense considering our government cant get out of its own f*****g way let alone actually pass some gun laws to help prevent mass shootings

Oh yeah, because thats gonna stop any of it 🙄

Yes. School shooting are problem around the globe! For example: here, in Poland we had around three in last few decades! It's all fault if violent games!

gun manufacturers have been profiteering off of fear for a looooooong time now

No seriously. America, are you okay?

Violent video games may be related to violence, however, some studys have shown that they don't lead to violence, let alone school shootings, and may even be an outlet. https://www.health.harvard.edu/newsletter_article/violent-video-games-and-young-people.

What if we just made GUNS ridiculously expensive?

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I've been saying it for 40 years now. Violent games create a violent mindset. Prove me wrong.

And how does that work for the rest of wildlife on God's created earth??!

They need to be in prison, cooking for prisoners

Memo to US restaurants: Apologies for not being clearer when I said you need to “fücking communicate”. If you’re not willing to say what that commenter said, at least say “in the USA we pay our servers $2.something per hour and the tip is to cover the rest of their pay.” If tourists call you barbaric for that, remember that locals also call you barbaric for it. :)

Plan A is to save the bees. However, Plan A isn't going very well. Plan B (or Bee) is what you come up with as a crappy alternative in case the main one completely fails. Someone has to make the survival nutrition bars in case a hurricane shows up before a hurricane shows up. Someone needs to figure out a work around in case all the bees die before all the bees die.

Parapapapa, she regrets it

seriously bp? killer?

Save yourself some money and buy a one-way ticket.

$9125 is a quarter a day for exactly 100 years.

9th century Saxons have pathetic heat endurance skills compared to 7th century Bedouins

If I would have to wear such a thing I would stop posting selfies where it is visible.

Caught in 4k 🤣

This looks kinda good tbh

Headphone jack? Not in an Apple car.

Thank goodness that time is over Edit: I meant the quarantine

Yes.