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Let’s be honest, married life isn’t always a smooth ride. No matter how hard we try, slip-ups are bound to happen—from burnt dinners to surprise birthday parties that don’t quite go as planned. But in a loving relationship, these awkward moments often become light-hearted memories you can laugh about together instead of letting them spoil the fun.
Some blunders, though, are just too good to keep to yourself. That’s why spouses turn to the internet to share hilarious mishaps involving their significant others. This time, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest ones caused by wives. Check them out below and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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#1
Told My Wife My Cat Doesn't Need Expensive Toys. Cat Proves My Point
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Our job is to let the soft can-openers obsess over us. We are your reasons to live. Now that soft can-opener can tell all about his silly overlord. That keeps him happy, and we get the good 'nip.
Paul C. 1 year ago
Got this for my girl, jumped straight in, took picture, never got in it again, had to give the bed to charity shop! IMGP0002-6...a2d5b7.jpg 
Bored something 1 year ago
In my house 3 out of 4 cats use our cat tower to sit and sleep on, the 4th uses it as a scratchy post. Very good investment as far as I am concerned. I do suspect the ones who sit on it do so because it means they can literally look down on me.
Regina Holt 1 year ago
I have a cat tree about 5 and a half feet tall. Cat I got this past October keeps moving it. She jumps from another tall item of furniture, and the thing keeps moving. A couple days after I got her I noticed it had moved about a foot. Then it was getting turned so it wasn't flush against the wall, it then moved a foot again. You'd think the thing is on wheels.
When our significant others make mistakes, it’s important to support them instead of reacting with anger. Of course, there are moments when responding calmly can be quite challenging, but consistently turning on each other for minor stumbles can seriously strain our relationships.
“We need to ask ourselves what we are really communicating to our loved ones when we are acting in a way that is overprotective and overly controlling when they have made a mistake,” says psychologist and health economist Dr Amy Finlay-Jones. “Because the message that we are giving them is that making a mistake is not okay and [it means] we can’t accept them or we don’t trust them.”
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#2
Looks Like Something I Ordered Off Wish
Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago
No wonder it's upside-down. Alarm will go off at LL:7. Or in three bananas. Whatever is your prefered measurement.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Haha well, my $2 clock from the Dollar shop has worked for years and still ticking on time..the alarm as well.
#3
My Wife's Attempts At Growing Tomatoes Always Fail. Seeing This Didn't Help
Sally Spooner 1 year ago
At arriving at our new house I commented on some plants that were obviously dying. My son said they knew I was moving in so they just died now instead of later.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
This is survival at its best and who filled the crack with new cement??
We often harshly judge other people’s mistakes because we project our own insecurities, criticizing them as we would ourselves. In reality, failing isn’t a bad thing; it’s just one of the many ways we grow.
“It brings us face-to-face with our own vulnerability [...], our capacity to be there for others really starts with our capacity to be there for ourselves,” shares Finlay-Jones.
#4
My Wife Thought I Was Asleep And Came Out Of The Bathroom Looking Like This
Eostar 1 year ago
I wanna know how loudly he screamed, did he wake the neighbors three doors down ?
KDS 1 year ago
I think it supposed to get rid of wrinkles or acne I don’t know if it works.
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Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Oh, I love this..I would do that too, given the opportunity. once filled our whole bedroom floor to ceiling with blown-up ( with my own huff and puff I am pretty good at balloon blowing) party balloons when he was away for the day and when he came home and off to bed he stared silently in awe and confounded. I said "Come on let's jump".. we did and not one balloon burst!!
groobs 4673 1 year ago
Rly?? Why if you don't mind me asking 😅😁🤔🤔😅🥰 does any of these light masks work ⁉️🤔🧐🤔😅
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#5
This Plastic Plant My Wife Kept Alive For Two Years By Watering
This plastic plant was given to my wife by HR two years ago when she started.
She’s leaving her job and emptying her office this week.
It wasn’t until she took the plant home, put it on the kitchen counter, and I said sarcastically, “Oh, I see we’ve sunken to keeping plastic plants in the house because either you or the cats destroy the real ones,” that she realized she’d been watering a piece of plastic for two years, thinking maybe she did have a green thumb after all, despite her atrocious history caring for anything with a root system.
René Sauer 1 year ago
Like the guy watering a plastic plant for two years on the wish of his late wife? 😂
Finlay-Jones suggests that by learning to be kinder to ourselves, we can become less critical of our partners. Hanh Annie Vu, a psychology doctoral student at Rutgers University who researches the effects of self-compassion, explains, “People who are viewing themselves and their failures and their suffering as normal parts of human experience are more likely to have compassion for others.”
#6
My Wife’s Felting Project
Mike F 1 year ago
Until night time, then it becomes possessed and comes to life.
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Wolf princess quinn 1 year ago
It looks like OH NOOO "Mr bill" from 70s SNL in a wig. I like it!
#7
My Wife And Her Class Made "Groundhogs". I Can't Stop Laughing
Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
That's what it is. We did this each year with our students.
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#8
My Wife's Childhood Attempt At Drawing The Baby Jesus
And what better way to accept that mishaps are a natural part of life than by laughing them off? Studies show that humor plays a big role in compassion, both for ourselves and others. It also boosts our mental well-being, makes us more resilient, and helps us solve problems more efficiently. By staying positive in every situation, we can foster deeper and more meaningful relationships with our loved ones.
#9
My Wife's Culinary Prowess Was On Full Display At Our Christmas Dinner. She Calls This Recipe "The Candied Yams Of Mordor"
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
Looks like manure cuisine to me! (I was shocked reading the caption, as I hadn’t realized it was food! 🤮)
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Irish Lassie 1 year ago
Just recently saw a TikTok vid showing foods that 2 different cultures eat…one was a women holding her cupped hands under a goat’s “exit door” for it’s fresh, warm “pellets”. She immediately handed them to a gentleman that wore an anxious smile. He popped them all in his mouth, chewed em up good and swallowed!! Anyway, this pic looks more like cow dung (that was also on that video).
Jodie daubenmire 1 year ago
It would pare well with my exploding ice box rolls, or is the sheriff here yet ham.
#10
My Wife Thought She Was Ordering Eight Individual Bananas
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
At least some are green. Have an impromptu banana party everyone bring a banana recipe and banana games. Or donate them to your nearest zoo.
#11
My Wife Said Absolutely No Cats When We Got Married. Here We Are
Mark Buxbaum 1 year ago
I was going to say three cats and a giant rat, but I like yours better.
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HelpGuide, a non-profit mental health organization, describes how humor can effectively help you navigate rough patches with your partner, especially when you’re fighting over some minor mishaps. It interrupts the power struggle you could be having, easing tension and allowing you to focus on what’s important. Laughing together also makes it easier to address problems in a new and spontaneous way.
#12
My Wife Made A Dragon Cake For Her Mother's Birthday
María Hermida 1 year ago
The cake on top was decorated by a professional, who has practised for hundreds of hours. I always wonder why people who have never baked or learnt anything about cake decoration suddenly decide they can replicate them. It must be really frustrating for them, but it's only normal the results were not what she expected.
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
I was a cake decorator for several years and it never ceased to amaze me, how customers that had NEVER baked let alone decorated a cake would b***h about our prices. I've seen some epic fails by customers that thought that they would just do it themselves instead of having a professional, who actually knows what the hell they're doing, make the cake for them.
#13
My Wife Accidentally Used The Wrong Soap In The Washer
Anya Beboop 1 year ago (edited)
Dishwasher for me lol. The kitchen floor started flooding.
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
Mine filled the dishwasher salt well with a box of detergent powder. It took forever to flush it all out.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Um .. I am trying to visualise how this was resolved and for how many days before the machine could be loaded without added washing detergent. I think there are some suds deflating stuff.. a spray or something but for the washing machine .. perhaps let it all dissolve naturally then stand back as you gently hose ..no put it on slow rinse!
#14
First Day At The Beach And My Wife Made Sure I Was Protected From Sunburn By Spraying My Back With Sunscreen. I Can’t See Back There - Did She Do A Good Job?
Mariska Hoeijmakers 1 year ago
I can see its a good sunblock by the areas that she did manage to spray 🙈
Moreover, having a good sense of humor makes us less defensive. In relaxed and playful settings, we see things differently and can talk about issues that might otherwise feel uncomfortable or even painful. What’s more, laughter helps us feel more open, giving us a chance to discuss our emotions without worrying about being judged.
#15
Once She Opened The Package, My Wife Realized She Had Already Bought This For Kindle
#16
After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This
#17
My Wife Says Her Tongue Is Still Numb
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
How many have brushed their teeth with something else by mistake hair cream, shaving cream, or medical creams? This is not one to consider..oooer hot hot hot..
But even if you’ve learned how to joke your way through unpleasant situations, sometimes it’s easy to overstep. To stay mindful of your reactions, HelpGuide suggests asking yourself these questions: Am I feeling calm, clear-headed, and connected to the other person? Am I expressing my feelings positively, or am I making a joke at the other person’s expense? If I say or do something offensive, am I able to apologize right away? These are just a few things you can consider to ground yourself.
#18
My Wife Started Playing A Game Without Telling Me. She Wanted To Avoid Spoiling It For Me
CrochetPanda 1 year ago
The game on the left-hand monitor looks like FFXIV. I'm intrigued to know which game the wife is playing.
#19
Wife Tried To Make Chocolate-Covered Banana Penguins For The Kids
Jessi Lovely 1 year ago
It’s a commentary on society’s indifference to the global issue of climate change and melting ice caps. In this case the penguins are melting. Don’t insult your wife’s genius, she’s clearly a burdened artist. The candy corn substitute for apricots is a bit much though.
Alex 1 year ago
Thus it's completely natural for the penguins to be in pain, because deep down, on a fundamental level, they are and do are we all
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#20
My Wife’s Fortune Cookie. I Was Right
Ty Stratton-Quirk 1 year ago
Mine always say 'Stop pretending. You know that you can't read.' At least, I think that's what they say...
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But not all issues can be solved with just a few laughs. It’s impossible for marriages and relationships to be happy all the time, and that’s okay. “This pattern of closeness, disruption, and returning to closeness can play out at the micro level 20 times in the course of one dinner conversation,” says Terrence Real, a family therapist who offers couples workshops. “It can also play out over the macro level over decades.” The key is to accept what happens, know when to move on after arguments, and continue to treat each other with respect.
#21
My Wife Thought It Would Be Nice To Drive The Cart While I Played Golf
Rob D 1 year ago (edited)
Sorry, that is a level of inattentiveness and incompetence no one should survive into adulthood with.
Jodie daubenmire 1 year ago
Yet millions of 15 and 16 year olds, just got their licence
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
That's an expensive mistake. I hope they took her driver's license away too so she doesn't kill someone on the roads.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
The bridge was too narrow dear .Look my hair and make up is a complete mess now too
#22
Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn't Work. My Phone Wasn't Charged Last Night
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Keeps it attached to the cable. The one plugged in is an adapter; you plug it in to the other one, or just use the other one. There is no power running to the adapter unless they're plugged together. (Hopefully that made sense)
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Isaac Nemo 1 year ago
Techie here, I can kinda forgive her this one, it's not that stupid a mistake.
#23
My Wife Found A New Game Called "Tetris" And Bet Me I Couldn't Beat Her Score Of Around 8000
B Jones 1 year ago
Haha, I was at my aunt's in mid 90s and she had some game on her computer that has a ball bouncing in a box and you split the box up vertical or horizontal using mouse... anyway she had played it for a while and was letting me play on her computer on a slow day and I played it 3 times and by that 3rd time I had beaten her high score by like 50x .
Joshua Moore 1 year ago
I still play Tetris on my phone from time to time. It’s the best game ever!!! 😁🥰
To make a relationship last, Terrence Real advises thinking of it as an ecosystem where any disruption impacts you as much, if not more, than it does your partner. “Stop thinking like two individuals and start thinking ecologically. Your relationship is your biosphere. You’re not above it. You’re in it. You breathe it.”
#24
Wife Decided She Wanted A Humidifier In The Room
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Just move it bit by bit until the entire screen matches, and then kick it out of the room
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
I thought I could use a dehumidifier in my bedroom until I heard them, saw the price and told of the conditions of the functions. I will just suffer in silence
#25
My Wife Is A Talented Artist, So She Wanted To Make The White Owl Instead Of Buying It Pre-Made
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
He looks a bit like a yeti, more than an owl. Still cute tho
Load More Replies... Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
It's cute, just her artist's creative version of HER owl which looks more like a fluffy chook
#26
My Wife, Who "Doesn't Like Video Games," Has Played Baldur's Gate 3 For Nine Straight Hours Today
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
I played some James Bond video game with my then 6 year old grandson many years ago, he almost collapsed laughing at my actions with the remote thing. I had James Bond spinning in a tight circle or leaping face-first into walls, and trees and getting shot by the baddies all the time. He was 6 I was about 5o plus years older, he won.
So even if there are times when you react harshly to a partner’s mistake without meaning to, remember that what really counts is making things work in the long run. When you can, turn those moments into funny memories. Life is best enjoyed when it’s not taken too seriously.
#27
After Spending More Money Than We Can Really Afford On A Gaming Computer, My Wife Is Playing Minecraft In Windowed Mode
censorshipsucks 1 year ago
I always play games in windowed mode because I want to switch apps easily and keep my text messages open onscreen so I don't have to take my eyes off the screen to look down at my phone... makes perfect sense.
Nina 1 year ago
You can play fullscreen windowed as well if you want to alt+tab fast. Text messages are for when you're not gaming 😜
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#28
My Wife: "I'd Like Some Watermelon, But I Can't Be Bothered To Slice The Whole Thing"
#29
My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato
Justanotherpanda 1 year ago
If only potatoes had like, some sort of natural layer to protect themse.........oh wait....
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Still curious why she needed a bag for one potato
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MARK HARRIS 1 year ago
Just rub the bag briskly between your palms. They separate almost imnediately
Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Just be kind to the planet, leave the bag on the roll at the store and wash the potato when you get home.
#30
I Tried To Make My Husband Cookies For His Birthday
Regina Holt 1 year ago (edited)
When cookies spread into each other, just take the metal spatula and cut them into individual cookies. Do it as soon as you take it out of the oven.
justagirl 1 year ago (edited)
Hi Cerry, please note my question is purely out of curiosity and I don't intend to be rude at all tell me if I am and I'll shut up, but how should I refer to you if you are genderfluid? (Also upvote for yum)
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#31
Wife Planted A Large Amount Of Vegetables And Fruits In Her Homemade Garden This Summer. These Two Carrots Were The Only Harvest
Dorothy Reiser 1 year ago
That's better than my bumper crop of one tiny crooked green pepper that the squirrels took a bite out of. My entire harvest.
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
At least they are not mutant like so many carrots turn out in home gardens, what soil is that..what time of year was it ..how could she get is so wrong? I feel for her.
#32
I Told My Wife I Couldn't Tell The Difference Between The Salt And Pepper Shakers From The Set On The Left. So She Bought The Set On The Right
karen snyder 1 year ago
Sorry spouse, the grinders on the right are very easy to identify. If you're still lost, that's a "you problem." I'll just bet your wife has to "find" a lot of things for you that are right where you left them.
The.Butterfly.Effect.530 1 year ago
Put pepper in the black ones and salt in the black and white ones. Won't be confused.
#33
My Wife Sleeps Like This
Lene 1 year ago
After I begun to "explore" my neurodivergence I disovered that if I need to take a nap during the day, I should pull the blanket up all over my head. For some reason it reduces my naps from up to 4 hours down to just 30-45min and I wake up feeling a lot more rested than without the blanket. I am not sure why this is but I will never ever take daytime naps without a blanket over my head ever again. So I don't really see the problem with this lady's way of sleeping. Lol
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
That’s how I sleep, is there something wrong with sleeping like that?
Susan Teter 1 year ago
My husband does this! Well actually he DID this, until I ate Mexican food and he Duch Ovened himself! I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!
#34
My Wife’s Blooming Onion Attempt
Nitka Tsar 1 year ago
Just to be clear: are you talking about the picture on the right or the one on the left?
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Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
If it tasted good who minds how it looks, if it tasted like a floury lump.. reconsider.
#35
My Wife Wanted "4 Hours Of Fire" She Said
DragonsFox 1 year ago
Nah. I’ve seen those burned by themselves. The fire doesn’t get that big.
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#36
Tiramisu My Wife Made
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
Um did it melt..to much Marsala wine, amaretto or a coffee-based liqueur perhaps..or none to hold up the whatever she used?
#37
My Wife Wanted To Do Something Nice For My Daughter And Her Friend. She Opened The Container Upside Down. Wife Was Less Than Pleased
Mimi M 1 year ago (edited)
close it back - bottom onto top - very gently but firmly, then flip it over. Won't be perfect, but it's the best, quickest solution.
Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Ever played 52 pickup? This beats that and will keep the kids busy much longer.
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I did that with a friend's harbor freight socket set once.. you'd think the cheap plastic case would have at least had a way of holding the sockets in their little spaces. 🙄
#38
My Wife Tried To Make Some Cute Eggs
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
,,].. and they are. Those, moulds are stupid with egg whites running their own course
Binky Melnik 1 year ago
if you want “cute eggs,” you need to start with something cute. That plastic thing is not cute. 🤨
#39
My Wife Went Crazy Looking For The Ice Tray She Put In The Freezer This Morning... We Definitely Had A Good Laugh When We Finally Found Where It Was
#40
So, My Wife Made A Yorkshire Pudding
Nova Cat 1 year ago
put the meat and gravy right inside, pure yumminess :D
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#41
It's Settled: My Wife Is Wrong For Once! Thanks, Daisy
LeftEyedAsmodeus 1 year ago
a small amount of product is on the foil, this small amount spoils faster than the rest, that spoilage can infect the rest.
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This Is What Happens When Your Wife Wraps The Meat The Same Way Your Sandwiches Are Wrapped For Work
Lesley Relph 1 year ago (edited)
Presumably he opened this up for his lunch at work.
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Karina 1 year ago
Does he usually eat a 3 + pound sandwitch? His tactile memory suck, even tho the material is the same.
Nova Cat 1 year ago
That's what I was wondering. How big are this man's sandwiches that he could mistake the shapes regardless of how it's wrapped?!
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Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
So just cool it and slice it and put it in a long bread roll and voila you still have lunch
#43
Wife's Been Home For 5 Minutes And Has Already Tripped Over And Broken The Baby Gate
Hi 1 year ago
Me too! Although I don't have babies just rabbits and kept it up to keep them out of the bathroom. Try getting up to pee in the middle of the night and stepping over that thing in the dark.
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#44
Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Wife's Dinner
Kira Okah 1 year ago
Grey water is something that I have seen in a rice cooker when using kidney beans. It's from something purple.
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Narelle Hussy 1 year ago
Not sure wot u did wrong but best ya hide some charcoal 2 eat after that dinner lol
#45
My Wife Placed Her New Makeup Mirror On A Shelf Above The Toilet
#46
This Is How My Wife Lays Out Her Crops. Grounds For Divorce?
#47
My Wife Bought This To Get Some Hydrogen Into Our Water
PiAnisum 1 year ago
That's why science class matters. Would people have a grasp of basic science the scammers would have it way harder to make money.
Janissary35680 1 year ago
Google "Dihydrogen oxide" for conclusive evidence of this. I once did a spoof science fair project on the compound's "dangers" and you would not believe how many people took it seriously--a couple of them teachers no less.
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While it doesn’t actually DO anything, you CAN put more hydrogen in water. Sort of. It’s weird.
CurlyCucumber 1 year ago
Is it supposed to dissolve hydrogen gas from the air in the water or to make H2O2 in water? Either way, unneccesary. What is the purpose of this contraption?!
Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
Separating a sucker from their money.
Load More Replies... Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
I was looking at one of these ads on FB and within a minute all the other ads for the same hydrogen water. I have it in my car tyres put by the tyre person for some reason and can't relate to why either
Alex Walford 1 year ago (edited)
What does this make, heavy water? (The hydrogen is replaced by deuterium, a hydrogen isotope)(heavy water is safe to drink)
#48
My Wife's Attempt At A Biscuit Recipe From Pinterest
Khavrinen 1 year ago
Stirred it too much after adding the blueberries, so the color leached out into the dough.
justagirl 1 year ago
According to Khavrinen, they stirred blueberries too viciously.
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#49
Came Back Late From Work And Wife Told Me: "Your Food Is On The Table"
Shelly Graham 1 year ago
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP! This is the equivalent of finding a horses head in your bed!
Brent Amador 1 year ago
“Afterwards go out back and hose yourself off, you should live out there.”
#50
Got My Wife’s Car Windshield Fixed On Tuesday After Waiting Over A Month For Our Appointment. My Wife Sent Me This Today
Cathleen Cummings 1 year ago
a friend of mine with a subaru has had to replace the windshield 8 times in two years; sometimes elements that hold the windshield in place got bent when the windshield was replaced the first time. Just 'cause she's the driver doesn't mean its her fault.
#51
My Wife Can Never Find Anything She Read On Her Phone. I Found Out Why
Ace 1 year ago
Sounds like it could be a malware site - recursively opening a new tab in each new tab, or possibly just a bug that only occurs on a given browser. I refuse to believe that anyone could really have that many tabs open.
Jaya 1 year ago
I have that many, but on my computer, not phone. And yes, I shouldn't do that, I know.
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#52
My Son Eats Two Sunny-Side-Up Eggs Before His Hockey Games And Rejects Anything Without A Runny Yolk. These Were My Wife's Multiple Attempts Before She Called In Backup
She's a wonderful mother and wife, a brilliant doctor, a beautiful woman, and hilariously bad at cooking eggs.
Learner Panda 1 year ago
I am on his side; runny yolks for ever! Hubby gets it right every time for me.
#53
I’m Grateful My Wife Does Laundry Often But Dang, This Is A Whole Fossil Record
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
You can analyse each of its layers and date them like how one dates rock layers
#54
My Wife Is Using Her Tools To Make Sure The Hook Is Even On The Wall
#55
My Wife Makes Cookies As A Hobby To Make A Little Extra Money
My wife makes cookies by the dozen out of our kitchen sometimes to make a little extra spending money. Someone that she had done cookies for before asked her to do them again this year. She made about 12 of each one of these cookies. The little girl's name is Harper.
BoredPossum 1 year ago
They are fantastic. The fact that she got the name wrong isn't that bad.
#56
My Wife Tried To Move Our Trailer Without Removing The Wheel Lock First. Now The Locking Mechanism Is Broke And I Can't Figure Out How To Take It Off
#57
The Patrol Sticker Set My Wife Bought For Our 3-Year-Old Son
Jaya 1 year ago
Assigned Cop At Birth 😄 Just kidding, it's All Cops Are Bastards. It used to be a common way to say "F*ck the cops".
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Babs Ishkabibble 1 year ago
To the sticker makers: Stop putting people in categories. Hate them one at a time.
Svenne O'Lotta 1 month ago (edited)
Nah we can hate people based on the choices they make. If you choose to be a nāzi, you're automatically a cúntbag. Same with cops.
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I Was So Proud Of My Wife For Getting Excited For A Video Game Until I Saw Her Handle A Controller
#59
My Wife Bought Me Cat Face Egg Molds
BoredPossum 1 year ago
She's making a cat-egg for you. Be a decent guy and appreciate that she even bothers when you make fun of her on the Internet.
#60
My Wife Hung This On Our Door And Didn’t Really Put A Lot Of Thought Into The Arm Position. My Girl Here Seems To Be Having Fun
#61
Wife Spilled Black Paint All Down Our Stairs
Regina Holt 1 year ago
Looks like she was trying to carry too much down the stairs at the same time.
#62
We Are On Vacation. Today I Let My Wife Decide Which Beach To Go To. I Take This As A Sign. It Says: "Beware Of Mines Or Attention To Danger In Minefields"
René Sauer 1 year ago
yes. we constantly find new bombs from world war 2 that didn´t explode.
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#63
I Was So Proud Of Myself For Preparing This Dinner Because I Don’t Cook Much. Turns Out I Cooked It Upside Down. The Damn Chicken Went Into The Oven Kneeling
Learner Panda 1 year ago
When cooking a large bird, like the Christmas turkey, I always start it off this way and then turn it. Just for info: in life, this would be "the right way up."
#64
My Wife Clicked "Order Again" On Amazon For A Replacement Mug. Same Price, But On Sale! New Mug On The Left
#65
Gave My Wife The Honor To Stick The Last Piece (UK) On The Wall
Iampenny 1 year ago
She placed UK correctly in relation to Ireland, so if she put UK up as the last piece one must assume OP put Ireland up, so who made the first mistake?
Jan 1 month ago
Given that Northern Ireland is part of the UK, she may not even have had any choice at all.
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Is she a brexiteer and just detrmined to get as far away from Europe as posible?
Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago
Has no one noticed how UK gave away Northern Ireland. And poor little Moldova got given away to Romania and Austria got Slovenia.
#66
What It’s Like To Live With A Short Wife
#67
When Your Husband Tries To Wave At You From The Ocean, But You're Too Busy Talking To Notice, And The Lifeguard Swims Out To "Rescue" Him
Also while you do not notice, then they have to fill out a report.
#68
Motor Oil Stain On Wedding Dress - 2 Weeks Before The Wedding
This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous, I'm perfectly aware of that. This wedding dress was stored in a storage space under the bed. In the same storage space was a small bottle of motor oil, it's been there even longer than the dress. It's incredibly stupid, I know, and that's not a spot where one would typically store motor oil.
It's about two weeks to the wedding and my wife-to-be wanted to check on the dress. She was horrified when she noticed that it's been completely stained by the motor oil. Somehow it had started leaking.
les 1 year ago
if the pics the dress it aint so bad. the stain looks even enough you can work with it
Janissary35680 1 year ago
You MIGHT be able to away with Antique White'ing the whole thing.
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My Wife Said She Found A Recipe For Making Corn Dogs In The Air Fryer. Sounded Great. These Little Muffins Are Not What I Was Expecting
#70
My Wife Told Me To "Eat A Bowl Of Cereal" For Breakfast
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Probably less sugar in the long term, than the Oreo cookie cereal you can buy.
#71
Wife Asked Me How The Score Could Be A Negative
Jaya 1 year ago
If this is American Football, maybe it's a tiny football? To indicate that they have the ball at the moment, or something? It does look like the shape of the 'ball' they use in that sport.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
Cos the Dallas Cowboys suck! (San Francisco isn't much better tho)
Miss Mali 1 year ago
Uh SF made the superbowl this year, lost to KC again and I am still not over it!!!
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#72
My Wife Was Wondering Why The Phone Was Not Being Charged (Green USB-C Connection, Red - Outlet)
BoredPossum 1 year ago
It's confusing to the rest of us too. I could have made the same mistake.
#73
Wife Closed Her Door This Morning... Blew The Back Window Out
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
That happened to me last year. I head a crunching noise when I closed the door, and the car suddenly got cold. Turned around and my back window was shattered. We think it must have had a crack or something. What really sucks is that I'd already had the front window replaced after a huge nut fell from a tree and cracked it. (We live in the woods) That, and my experience with Safelight was a nightmare!
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
WOW. Did she slam the door or did it just randomly shatter when she closed it?
#74
A Card Addressed To Both Ginge And Me Arrived Today... Oh, Fabulous, An Invitation, I Immediately Thought. Opened The Card. Damn It, It’s Our Anniversary
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
People still send other people anniversary cards? Me and my hubs usually get a text of FB message lol
#75
My Wife Left A Reese's Peanut Butter Cup In The Car, It Melted, I Didn't See It And Set My Brand New Phone In It. Oh, And I'm Allergic To Chocolate
#76
My Wife Put A Brand New 85-Pack Of Tide Pods On Top Of The Washer, And They Vibrated Right Into The Laundry Sink In Perfect Sync With The Rinse And Spin Cycle
Babs Ishkabibble 1 year ago
Why do people use pods anyway? Is measuring a little soap just too much to handle? Sheesh.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
probably. this "convenience" is so much more expensive to save like what, a minute? These stupid things are like $30 a box. I can get the same amount of loads for like $13, still Tide brand.
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Some Dude I Went To High School With Found A Keeper
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I woulda cut the carrot up some but otherwise looks okay. Cook some cornbread or just regular bread to go with it.
Nosirrow 1 year ago
My relative, an adult, made broth. Here it's served with pasta, without veg. She added to my plate a whole boiled carrot. Who does that? I'm still confused by her idiocy. A whole boiled carrot!
Wondering Alice 1 year ago
My husband likes chicken soup the way his grandmother made it. I boil all the veg in a pan, then remove it (carrots pealed, but not chopped) then make a thin chicken soup in that water and serve a bowl with a plate of boiled veg. I'm not saying I'm a fan, but it seems common where he is from.
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This Awesome Wife Made Her Husband 1 Year Younger This Birthday
#79
Was About To Grill Burgers In This Perfect Weather, But Wifey Forgot To Thaw The Meat. Still Love Her
Kitty 🥀 1 year ago
Naw, that’s not how thawing works, my fellow definitely a human, who’s totally not an alien who’s just been introduced to earth thermodynamics and bacteriology.
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#80
My Wife Accidentally Hit Her Engagement Ring Against The Counter
V 1 year ago
This is why my husband didn't get me a ring that has any gems stick out. He knows me, lol.
KatZen 1 year ago
Yeah mine has the diamonds inlaid in a smooth band. Worn it for 25 years and it's still going. I cringe when I see those delicate pronged settings. I would have destroyed it before the wedding.
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I Was Like "But Maybe It Will Taste Good?"
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Mimi M 1 year ago (edited)
How about 'spouse fails' or 'partner fails'. Nothing about this has to do with gender. But it was kinda fun nonetheless.
Guy-Incognito 1 year ago
Pretty sure they were from a group that had both husband and wife fails.
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
Why is the quiz at the end asking reading comprehension questions?
Kris 1 year ago
I see my comment was removed because some people didnt like it. So i will say it again. All the people popping off in this comment section about it being "wives" are very tight lipped when its all about men. The "man" bashing far out weighs the rest. Feel free to downvote to cement your own hypocrisy
Mimi M 1 year ago (edited)
How about 'spouse fails' or 'partner fails'. Nothing about this has to do with gender. But it was kinda fun nonetheless.
Guy-Incognito 1 year ago
Pretty sure they were from a group that had both husband and wife fails.
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Why is the quiz at the end asking reading comprehension questions?
Kris 1 year ago
I see my comment was removed because some people didnt like it. So i will say it again. All the people popping off in this comment section about it being "wives" are very tight lipped when its all about men. The "man" bashing far out weighs the rest. Feel free to downvote to cement your own hypocrisy
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