72 People Share Their Weirdest Halloween Stories

Haha - brilliant even if made-up.

omg yes

Probably better late than never.

...and then he proceeded to stab her in the tummy.

Simply brilliant!!. I had a kid come to my door this year, dressed all disheveled, glasses, holding papers and books, with dark circles under her eyes...... She was dressed as a collage student!!! It was one of my faves of the night.

My son would do this. He is 10.

What was his plan in case that a guy opens the door ?

Now that is really scary. lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Did you hand him a tampon?

Well played, teacher, well played.

Like a box of chocolates, never know what you'll get!

That's staying in character.

Hmmm... that sounds weirdly like an episode of the tv show Family Matters...

Perfect answer, go mom!

The jury is still out deliberating.

I don't know how long ago or where that was but when I was a young child I went up to a house to get candy and a scarecrow jumped out of the chair and I turned around screaming, running away and ran into a tree! It was hilarious lol

Ahahah I picture her like that Aunt from The Simpsons xD

I tried the same just in the 90's. Worked out better for me....I got 5 DM(what we had before the €) from an old Lady.

Hmm, I could do that too next year, I only need to find someone tall to go with me.

That's...horrific.

now I want to hear them

My father used to repair and build diesel engines. One of the contracts his company had was to service and repair the diesel engine on a luxury yacht owned by a middle eastern prince. When it was approaching Halloween, the captain of the yacht informed my Dad that the prince was having a party at his mansion in the hills and that, even though the celebration was by private invitation, that employees and service people could bring their kids by for trick or treat. He gave my Dad the address and told him which door to knock on. When we got there all donned in our costumes, we knocked on the door..a butler answered..and complimented us on our costumes. their candy...half pound chocolate bars. My Dad said it was worth the drive to see the looks on our faces when he handed them to us.

That's hilarious, come on xD he won Halloween

I FOUND SEVEN WALDOS! WHERE'S MY PRIZE?

To be fair...once you find Waldo, the fun is over ^^'

Should've said, "I'm a peanut! And we're roasted!"

dont do drugs dogs

I would not suggest eating that.

He was probably right.

ha ha cereal buds!!!!!!

Twins?

I'm sure ERs have seen worst on Halloween.

Am I the only one who finds that sad? :-/

Truly inspiring.

That must have been awkward

Inception.

you are great! But was he O.K I mean he did fall over a table so.....

I find this dumb, the woman should know that's it's a haunted house, the zombies job is to scare people!

...are you SURE it was YOUR house?

How to disappoint children for life.

This is gold, thank you for the laugh.

Thats so sad. But a good tip for avoiding Trick or Treaters - realistic looking stuffed animal on the steps. We had to turn off our doorbell as the the dogs would go frantic with excitement at every ring. We were not mean - we left a tub of sweeties out for the kids to help themselves.

what a little jerk. I would have given him nothing

Glitter is evil.

I love these.

Peacocks are the male bird, and female birds are pea hens...

at least you got something

you ROBbed poor Rob of his dreams !

Did the collect candy in the toilet bowl?

Always read instructions

gandAlf

Security guards can only make citizen's arrests.

poor thing. :-(