72 People Share Their Weirdest Halloween Stories

Haha - brilliant even if made-up.

Well played, teacher, well played.

Like a box of chocolates, never know what you'll get!

That's staying in character.

Hmmm... that sounds weirdly like an episode of the tv show Family Matters...

Perfect answer, go mom!

The jury is still out deliberating.

I don't know how long ago or where that was but when I was a young child I went up to a house to get candy and a scarecrow jumped out of the chair and I turned around screaming, running away and ran into a tree! It was hilarious lol

Ahahah I picture her like that Aunt from The Simpsons xD

I tried the same just in the 90's. Worked out better for me....I got 5 DM(what we had before the €) from an old Lady.

Hmm, I could do that too next year, I only need to find someone tall to go with me.

That's...horrific.

now I want to hear them

My father used to repair and build diesel engines. One of the contracts his company had was to service and repair the diesel engine on a luxury yacht owned by a middle eastern prince. When it was approaching Halloween, the captain of the yacht informed my Dad that the prince was having a party at his mansion in the hills and that, even though the celebration was by private invitation, that employees and service people could bring their kids by for trick or treat. He gave my Dad the address and told him which door to knock on. When we got there all donned in our costumes, we knocked on the door..a butler answered..and complimented us on our costumes. their candy...half pound chocolate bars. My Dad said it was worth the drive to see the looks on our faces when he handed them to us.

That's hilarious, come on xD he won Halloween

I FOUND SEVEN WALDOS! WHERE'S MY PRIZE?

To be fair...once you find Waldo, the fun is over ^^'

Should've said, "I'm a peanut! And we're roasted!"

dont do drugs dogs

I would not suggest eating that.

He was probably right.

ha ha cereal buds!!!!!!

Twins?

I'm sure ERs have seen worst on Halloween.

Am I the only one who finds that sad? :-/

Truly inspiring.

That must have been awkward

Inception.

you are great! But was he O.K I mean he did fall over a table so.....

I find this dumb, the woman should know that's it's a haunted house, the zombies job is to scare people!

...are you SURE it was YOUR house?

How to disappoint children for life.

This is gold, thank you for the laugh.

Thats so sad. But a good tip for avoiding Trick or Treaters - realistic looking stuffed animal on the steps. We had to turn off our doorbell as the the dogs would go frantic with excitement at every ring. We were not mean - we left a tub of sweeties out for the kids to help themselves.

what a little jerk. I would have given him nothing

Glitter is evil.

I love these.

Peacocks are the male bird, and female birds are pea hens...

at least you got something

you ROBbed poor Rob of his dreams !

Did the collect candy in the toilet bowl?

Always read instructions

gandAlf

Security guards can only make citizen's arrests.

poor thing. :-(

My son was Joey G. He's dead. I miss him. Description would be the same. Good looking. Dark hair. Great eyebrows. Happy.

Are you saying that fart noises did NOT come out??

Could have been me 🤣

We males aren't the brightest bunch

ha ha work your dad bod

My sister let her German Shepherd out in the afternoons. The dog had the habit of wandering the neighborhood for hours at a time. She'd come up to the porch in the early evenings when it was getting dark to whine to be let in. My sister often opened the door without looking outside. Next morning, there is a sheriff's car parked on the street in front of the house. My sister saw the cops looking at and pointing at something on the lawn. My sister realized the dog had sifted through the garbage of the neighbor down the street and found the leg bones of a deer our neighbor had brought home from a hunt. They approached the gate to get a better look and my sister came out and looked at the bones. "They're deer bones" she said looking at them closely. "Well your next door neighbor thought she'd stumbled on a crime scene." they said. "Nope..just a curious German Shepherd that thought she found the ultimate gift for mom." She took them to the dump that morning.

(plot twist) What happened to the other half of the whiskey...

erm...yeah...it's a pea with a black eye ... totally would go for that, too :D

Well damn! You wore it best.

I lost one of my lower molars as a kid while eating a piece of caramel--the tooth got stuck to the caramel and when I opened my mouth (while chewing), it just came out. Thankfully, I didn't swallow it.

#parentswithissues

My mom has a motto, "it's only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

Ahahah and that's karma at its fines. :D

I once went over to one of my neighbors who forgot so he let me come inside and pick out a stuffed animal.

Bella, Edward and Jacob? What am I missing here? Should I know them?

I'm sorry but why would a priest attend a Halloween party? @.@ #creeper

Did it come with realistic odor?

Hi John.

I'm a Christian, and even I have to say, that's pretty bad.

I want to be that house that hands out full sized candy bars but we live on a road where no one comes :(

"Someone from the Capital in the Hunger Games" IS a tad obscure.