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You can instantly tell that they are stock images when you see funny and weird pictures depicting an improbable scenario, lousy acting, and that peculiar editing style. Cue: ridiculous stock photos.
There’s just something about these strange photos that makes them so distinguishable and often laughable. And though these weird stock photos were primarily made to be sold, it’s impossible to think anyone would choose these weird pics even if they were given for free.
However, we like weird stuff, and we know that you do, too! Hence, Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny stock images from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and that will definitely make you say, “WTF is this photo?”
From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird, funny photos that seem almost unreal were probably trying a bit too hard.
And it’s not that we don't appreciate all the work that went into producing these ridiculous stock photos. We just think each one should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on in their head while creating these weird, funny stock images worthy of our list.
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#1
Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons
Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
I like how she's using a cutting board so she doesn't damage the floor. Fingers? Not so much.
Penny Campbell 7 years ago
When I first glanced at the title I thought it said blind children......
ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago
Oh no, That wouldn't end well!.....
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Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
Half naked aryan children being taught the joys of Bishop's knife game from Aliens with possible negative outcomes.
Sarcasticow 7 years ago
Believe it or not but my grandma really did taught me this trick XD #growingupineasterneurope
Miriam L 7 years ago
What trick? I don't see what they're trying to cut. Very interested in more details. I kinda really hope you didn't also learn it on the living room floor, shirtless for no apparent reason
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P Piorecki 7 years ago
All we're missing is a swastika! This is very disturbing. Can't believe it's a stock photo. WTF indeed!
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#2
Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance
#3
"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."
Just Amiable 7 years ago
Kind of like if mermaids had a fish torso and human legs instead of fish tail and human torso😂... Lmao the unicorns a*s & legs omg I'm dead 💯😂
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Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
And these are stock photos????? I will give a dollar to someone if they tell me what everyday experience they need a stock photo of a centaur meeting a horse headed (possibly) lady???!!!!
Gergő Bulla 5 years ago
It's for when something that's supposed to be functional, but completely incompatible...
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Shrek Shrek 5 years ago
You definitely don’t see a man’s a*s with a horse head any day
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Izuegbu Chinaza 7 years ago
Where does food go when centaurs eat ? The horse stomach or human stomach ?
Wasabi Bluecorn 4 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking. Whoever imagined this creature did so illogically (if they were trying to exchange halves). Then, based on my logic, they should have just placed the human's neck and head there to replace the horse's neck and head. Otherwise, the opposite of a centaur would be placing everything from the horse's stomach to its head to replace only the human's neck and head. Therefore, that creature would have human parts (legs, stomach arms, and shoulders), and then above the shoulders, a horse's stomach, front legs, neck, and head.
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#4
Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress
Katie M 7 years ago
the real question is, why wouldn't you want this? The cat is a good gentleman
ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 7 years ago
I Don't care what anyone says, This is an amazing picture.....I love cats.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
OMG yes. Totally would take the flowers, and the cat. Foremost the cat.
#5
Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest
Terror from Beyond Space 7 years ago
...then make a left at the fork in the road.
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#6
Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On
Jyri Hakola 7 years ago
Same actors as in the more famous Distracted Boyfriend / Man Looking at Other Woman meme.
Alextrónica 7 years ago
Some guy look for the source and found that there is complete set of photos telling some kind of story about that couple.
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Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
Charlene, when I asked you to babysit, this was not what I had in mind, and no — you don't get paid triple for this service."
#7
This Proposal
RaroaRaroa 7 years ago
Why would anyone create these for stock images? What are they ever going to be used for except posts like this?
#8
"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"
A Little Light Arson 7 years ago
I think I've been quoting SootHouse too much on these images.
Parmeisan 7 years ago
Clearly she is blind and not wasting the monitor. The confusing part is why - when he must be aware that she is blind, since he's not bothering to hide - he still has a mask on. Security cameras? Perhaps. Perhaps.
Yvonne Blau 7 years ago
wow you put so much thought into this... I admire that :-D
Load More Replies... SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago
The brightness is just turned down (Nah) However, the burglar makes it worse
SexyEggPlant 7 years ago
I think the guy in the window just wants to show you how to work a laptop
#9
Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer
#10
This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 7 years ago
Actually, i'll use it for parent's advice: "Never leave your kids unattended".
#11
Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
It's too odd to be awesome, but the artist has some great ideas, the snaky cat being one.
#12
No Potatoes While I'm Working Please
S. 7 years ago
“No potato” . “Maybe potato” . “Yes potato” . “What potato”
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Just Amiable 7 years ago
This is just as stupid as 'Hungry for Apple's?' ...Seriously this could only be created by a Jerry 😕
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
It almost looks like she's having a deep conversation with the potato
Anna2010 4 years ago
This one's called "Fat woman praying with potato" depositpho...b15a59.jpg 
#13
Male Human Holds His Blobfish
Stille20 7 years ago
LOL! I thought you meant the fish... I got a little heated for a second.
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Corinna Stim 7 years ago
https://www.patriciapiccinini.net/68/0 You are correct.
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#14
Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights
What’s the WiFi password? 7 years ago
Same. There’s so much about this picture I don’t understand.
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#15
I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed
#16
Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress
Martti Laurson 7 years ago
That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. He has unusual but otherwise great videos.
Kiki 7 years ago
Isn't getting a pineapple shoved up your a**e every day severe enough punishment?
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
Not understanding the reasoning behind these photos, I would love to see see the artistic thought processes of the people who come up with them. I love the way other peoples minds work. We're all so weird and cool. I have never even thought about Stockphotos being an art form. These kind of change that. I don't think I'll ever look at them the same.
#17
Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U
Misterscooter 7 years ago
Remember the good times early in our relationship when you were more stabby? What happened to you?
#18
Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)
SanchaTheSeeker 7 years ago
Some dumb person like me wouldn't think anything wrong with it. Spoiler: She's holding the metal bit
mbergen 7 years ago
Its also the wrong type of soldering iron for delicate work.
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Jake Jackson 3 years ago
She'd holding it wrong and it's going to melt her hand. She's going to be in some serious pain. Skin vs soldering gun is always a SERIOUS mismatch. +1500 SKIN VS -1500 SOLDERING GUN. Take your bets.
#19
"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best
mbergen 7 years ago
Same with me, wonder why they went with hacker instead of pirate? They aren't really the same thing.
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Phil The Computer 7 years ago
If I download pirates of the Caribbean in the Caribbean does that make me a pirate of pirates of the Caribbean of the Caribbean
#20
Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level
Ur local theatre girl 10 months ago
What else would he be driving? Vertically?
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JackRat TGM 7 years ago
I can’t handle alcohol at all. When this dude offers me a drink in the middle of the road SIDEWAYS I’m already wasted.
#21
Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet
Sphinx905 7 years ago
The penguins in the background laughing and conspiring to sink the Catanic
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
Lots and lots of watermarks on it, just in *case* you might want to steal it. Try to contain your disappointment.
#22
Real Art
Shrek Shrek 5 years ago
They’re for art references. I have one of these, and I never saw the stand as this-
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#23
Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.
Rita Maneata 5 years ago
This comment gets funnier the longer I look at it.
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#24
How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet
leslie landberg 4 years ago
Well, that’s one way to keep your kids safe while surfing the ‘net...
Αρχην Θεία δίκη 4 years ago
The pentagon hires top UFO officials after the confirmed sightings this Spring.
#25
Goodbye You Slimey Freak
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
Jokes on her, fish can't breathe out of water. That fish won't talk.
#26
Just Taking A Bath
Mr.Fly 7 years ago
Haha! I've seen your comments a lot and now I want to be best friends with you! :"D
Load More Replies... eccentric_ferret 🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
What’s the WiFi password? 7 years ago
Some of these I can’t help but think they do this on purpose to make people laugh.
GSMountainWolf 3 years ago (edited)
I’d like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty
#27
Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
Allright, so insert the RAM into the left channel failed. Try the right ear channel also.
leslie landberg 4 years ago
Old men do not come with expandable memory. Read the manual - you have voided his warranty.
#28
African American Snake At Job Interview
The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
Why are all black people called African American in America? What happens if they have Caribbean heritage or another nationality?? Genuinely interested. We have black British African/ Caribbean/ other here
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Some of my friends correct people and say, "no, I'm Jamaican," or "I'm Caribbean American." African American refers to to subculture of people descended from US slaves, similar to Appalachian meaning the people of the rural regions of the Appalachian mountain range (and many other subculture examples). Black people descended from Caribbean or South American slaves don't always identify w the African American subculture. Recent immigrants from Africa and their descendants frequently do not identify with the African American subculture, as their family histories are completely different.
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#29
She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles
Meep 7 years ago
Me: stretches my neck to giraffe proportions to avoid the McFrickin gun! Normal people: tilts head like a Kardashian
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Get me those pickles with gravy or else the baby is going to shoot you
DE Ray 7 years ago
I do! You depress the trigger with the tip of your finger, not the middle knuckle! That's terrible trigger control!
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#30
Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands
Jason Leger 3 years ago (edited)
He believes in equality, he is not using his other arm because there should be equality of opportunity. So hopefully when the judge and jury see the evidence she will go away for a long time, muggers deserve to steal without fear of rape, even cosby style as he appears unconscious while this sick woman has mounted him.
Αρχην Θεία δίκη 4 years ago
Heroic woman attacked by mugger disarms him with an Indian Burn, after his appendix ruptures mid-mugging. Then saves his life by calling an ambulance.
#31
Man With A Cake As A Pillow
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
i have a vague memory of seeing this before coupled with hearing about an interview with this dude. i think he said he was finding cake in his ear for the next week!
#32
Asian Woman Spits On A Cock
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
I wonder what this person was actually looking for when they came upon this image.
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Thammasak P Chaichot 7 years ago
This is the way we train our Thai fighting c**k, give it some water
#33
Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth
#34
Doctor Has A Special Advice For You
Kjorn 7 years ago
you don't want to get vaccine? you don't want to give your kid antibiotic? Well why the F did you come here? sit on this and spine until it's bleeding
Katharine Lancaster 7 years ago
And I bet doctors everywhere want to do this multiple times a day when patients are being stupid!
#35
Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars
Meredith Peterson 5 years ago
This one is perfect right now - everyone is searching for toilet paper!
#36
This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
when you hide a comic book inside of your study material.....this is the food version.
#37
Sad Man No Stop Oil
Kukimonfohda717 3 years ago
how to fly, note: oil floats on water.. step 1: cover yourself in oil, step 2: wait for it to rain, step 3: jump out of a window. congrats, you are now flying. jWr67J8h-6...92d393.jpg 
José Alejandro Díaz Bravo 7 years ago
"Now USA will come to bring us democracy" I'll be sad too...
#38
What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks
#39
Man Photoshopped Onto Egg
Kukimonfohda717 3 years ago
that is butchered beyond belief, what the hell is that, no worries, i have a idea, child: why is humpty dumpty so sad? adult: because ppl keep cracking is broders
#40
Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy
Joakim Utterhall 7 years ago
Its a thief and a computer! Don't see how it's not useful
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Šimon Špaček 7 years ago
This is exactly what I want to do with the computer sometimes. Maybe different safety goggles but this looks fine enough...
Abhisek Chakraborty 7 years ago
When you are too lazy to get up from the laptop the entire day and in the evening find out the potato chip flakes stuck all across the keyboard.
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
At least this one I could envision going with a magazine article. Most of these are inexplicable.
#41
This
Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
Not really, she won't see s**t through them like that.
Load More Replies... Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Oh yes sharon i found my crush at the mall. No sharon he had his girlfriend with him. Yes sharon, i’m going to kill her
#42
Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie
Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
He's ACTUALLY seeking advice from horse Aladdin about the state of Agrabah in 2018.
Ink Phantom 1 year ago
I found this while tryna look for pictures of a dumpster in an alleyway (don't ask ok) and was very confused. Obviously I downloaded it, and just look at it every once in a while.
#43
Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine
#44
If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!
#45
Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings
#46
A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner
Elizabeth Lazorchak 7 years ago
It's like showing that prices are hurting people and family's because they can no longer afford the nesesaties of food and water
Jason Leger 3 years ago
He's asian, and believes its the only way to get the numbers in his head from actually being the correct answer every time. When will his parents learn the stress of driving children to succeed, can make them seek an easier way out. Clearly whomever designed barcode scanners understood this, just not in time for this young man whose last thoughts were w"what does it matter if I go there are 3billion 846 million,646 thousand 284...3 Jesus your not budist.". Jesus answers "correct again my son"
Kukimonfohda717 3 years ago
this kid needs to go to a assylum, a mental hospital even, the isolation assylum, yeah thats right
#47
Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me
Jef Bateman 7 years ago
Set them aside for a few minutes after you take them out of the oven.
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Tiny Dynamine 7 years ago
It's annoying when you've survived a headshot bu the surgeon doesn't close the hole.
thebossanovabird 3 years ago (edited)
Kris Get The Banana… Wait It Wasn’t Supposed To Go Through Your Head
Aasha Rooks [STUDENT] 4 years ago
am I the only one talking about how long that damn banana is
#48
"Lemme Help You Out With That!"
Mimis Nachbarin 7 years ago
Same guys from "Man in awe of some guy peeing" - what the hell did they do in that bathroom...
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
Dunno, but I hope they washed their hands afterwards.
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🎤🎵🎼🎤🎵🎼🎤🎵🎼 'Everybody needs a helping hand Take a look at your fellow man And tell me what can I do today 'Cause everybody needs a helping out If that ain't what it's all about Tell me what What can I do What can I do today We've all seen trouble from time to time There is a mountain ahead I've got no strength to climb, hey If you're feeling that you're strong Reach out to me I hope this journey won't take long But won't you please Have mercy What can I do today I'm talking 'bout the soul all alone Needing the daily bread Someplace to lay his head, yeah, hey And I'm talking about the neighbor on your street Won't you look him in the eye Take time to speak That's mercy, yeah, 'cause... Everybody needs a helping hand Take a look at your fellow man And tell me what can I do today 'Cause everybody needs a helping out If that ain't what it's all about Love one another Sister and brother Love is the only way, hey Everybody needs a helping hand'
#49
Still In Denial About His Hair Loss
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
Do bald people wash their head with shampoo or with shower gel? Going bald pretty soon and need some intel.
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
Vlad it's going to be sensitive to the sun so make sure you use sunscreen (and don't forget the tops of your ears). The skin is thinner too so I'd use facial soap and when you're out of the shower remember to put lotion on your scalp. One of the best things you can do for your skin is to take an inexpensive wash cloth (inexpensive because it should be fairly rough) and scrub your skin. This will exfoliate. Exfoliating helps to turn over new cell growth and keeps it looking healthy which also keeps the skin color and tone looking even. I've seen lots of bald men with splotchy looking and flaky skin. Sorry for the long post but if Bored Panda had just a chat board area it would be a lot easier to talk to people....
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
"Oh WHERE is my _hairbrush_?!" Really? No one else heard the Veggie Tales song?
Kukimonfohda717 3 years ago (edited)
what a great fashion sense of this man! he knows how to comb NO hair at all!
#50
Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown
#51
A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo
#52
Melon Man.
Renata Reutava 5 years ago
Melon man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
#53
The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple
#54
Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results
#55
Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?
Daniel Losinger 7 years ago
Also, her stethoscope is backwards. The ear canals angle toward the front of the head,
FatBaby 7 years ago
No it isn't...btw in the last pic it probably looks backwards because of the lighting
Load More Replies... Natasha Tilbrook 7 years ago
Hmm I can't feel a pulse... Let's try here... And here?.. Well, I'm stumped. Yes I am a real doctor....
mbergen 7 years ago
I dunno, looks like its being a little 'fresh' with her
Load More Replies... Sabrina Huber 7 years ago
No one needs that sort of negativity... divert your judgy eyes from me and my pastry, thank you very much.
#56
Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field
Just Amiable 7 years ago
😨 Uhh.. Just me or has this pic just made every one confused & creeped the f**k out?
Frank Toves 4 years ago
They're mad because the streaker almost took a crap on one of the cabbage and also mad because there are no female cabbages.
#57
"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"
Stille20 7 years ago
Is this the same couple with the knife? I don't want to judge, but I think their marriage is in trouble
Liz dJ 7 years ago
All because of a stupid phone! They were so happy with their intimate knife struggle...
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#58
A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath
#59
Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She's Not Into It
#60
Large Pants
Hailey Lyles 6 years ago
Gucci: *Looks At This* Hey We Have A New Fashion Idea. Gucci: LARGE PANTS 100,000,000,000$
#61
Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use
Ben S. 7 years ago
I thought "Stock photos" were pictures of common things people might want to incorporate into their work (sunsets, rocket launch, generic people photos, etc). What the hell is THIS??? "Branson! Get some stock photos for our client layout. Maybe something with someone farting on a flower. That's a big thing with kids today, right?"
Apollo 7 years ago
Oh wait, now I understand, it's the vape guy from the other photo.
Load More Replies... lindsayaotter 7 years ago
Makes you wonder which end the smoke is coming from? The butt or the plant.
#62
Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing
Mikleo 7 years ago
Stop looking and you should end up in awe should less often.
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Doob 4 years ago
Vegeta, what does a scouter say about his power level?!?!
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#63
Like The Father So The Son
#64
Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer
#65
This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Tell me dear lord of the seas, is god happy with my dedication in the pool?
Devon McCormick 5 years ago
Sister marry please come back home we all miss you please sister marry
#66
If Samsung Released A Laptop
#67
Soccer Mom
#68
Moving Out
Marion Rosner 7 years ago
Of course he's moving out. He doesn't need that bowl of water now he's magically grown legs...
#69
How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?
#70
If This Isn't Me, I Don't Know What Is
#71
Electric Carrot
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
After eating carrots to see in the dark, martha decided to plug in her self to create light for the world
#72
"I Get It, You Vape"
Karen Lees 7 years ago
I have, right in the middle of an Irish pub. A 5'3 girl punching out a guy 5'11 for being an assignment. I got cheers and 4 free whisky's
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Anon Y. Mous 7 years ago
There is a big pipe coming out of the wall at my school and this is pretty much what it does.
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#73
Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet
The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
Maybe he works for company who outsources their IT meaning he has to spend an hour on the phone to Coop in order to change his fecking screen resolution...
#74
Car Salesman Won't Take No For An Answer
KT Trondsen 7 years ago
she's getting forced into something alright.... doesn't look entirely unpleasant for her
#75
Frog Dog
#76
Guy Casually Smiling While Taking A Smoke Break And Talking On The Phone. Also There Is Man Tied Up In His Trunk.
Frank Toves 4 years ago
I'll talk to you later, I have a piece of worthless junk I have to dump.
#77
Why Is He So Puzzled By That Broccoli
#78
This Woman, Who Is Checking Out Her Own Ass Which Has Been Cut Off From The Rest Of Her Body
Chris Weaver 3 years ago
Her previous gig as a magician's assistant didn't quite turn out as expected.
#79
Ghost Riders Granny Has Dementia, Watch Your Ass
#80
This Man Not Quite Realising The Situation He Is In
Natasha Tilbrook 7 years ago
Just let me go, I won't tell anyone. Can't see anything through these milk bottle glasses anyway.
#81
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Malware
#82
Disturbed Teenager Grinding Carrots
#83
Naked Businessman With Briefcase In Office
leslie landberg 4 years ago
This could be used as an editorial pic for an article about dreams and what they mean. Classic anxiety scenario I’ve had this one several times.
#84
Three-Eyed Cat
BunniBlossoms 6 years ago
It'd be a triclops - cyclops' only have one eye
Load More Replies... GSMountainWolf 3 years ago
Each and every animal has the eyes of the galaxy with unique beauty in each…the eyes of an animal can show the beauty of god’s creation. It is not right to call them freaky
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Contemplating Corn
La Petite Morte 7 years ago (edited)
Why the Geordi visor, though? Corn as contemplated by a gender/ race bent Head of Engineering from Star Trek:TNG?
earringnut 7 years ago
i don't care what the borg say, corn kernels will never assimilate no matter how much you chew them.
Railfan Zane 4 years ago
It's actually called "future woman holding corn". you can find it here: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/954161-stock-photography
#86
I “Kneed” To Know What Is Going On Here!
Veronica Niechajczyk 7 years ago
pretty sure drugs were a part of this creation
Load More Replies... Suzi Gauthier 7 years ago
This was similar to a Facebook ad I posted to ask, "Why?" The pic I saw was the kneee with tiny hands being held out in a cupped position inside the knee. Freaky!
leslie landberg 4 years ago
Side effects of this medication include growing a depressed granny on your knee.
Emma Jolivet 3 years ago
My train of thought: "Am I on drugs? Wait, I don't do drugs. I'm on pain meds right now (chronic pain, weeeee) so am I getting high from that? *pause* nope, that's the photo."
#87
Happy Older Couple Selects Perfect Elephant Butt Replica
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
Raise your hand if you have a dirty mind............
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mbergen 7 years ago
Thanks Rama, I would have never guessed a type of nut. Just looked it up, kinda cool.
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Sardonic Scribe 7 years ago
It's actually a mold made from her vagina... they're reminiscing about the the good ole days.
#88
Watch Out!
Unhuman_Weirdo 6 years ago
Wreck it Ralph reference lilli burnham Oreo Oreo
Load More Replies... Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Amazon drones are sick of your s**t. The time of revenge has come
#89
Cyclist Rides With Samurai Sword
leslie landberg 4 years ago
My mom always told me never to run with scissors. She never said anything about biking with swords, however!
#90
Man Putting Banana Into Car Exhaust Pipe
Kiss Army 7 years ago
In my head I heard his voice repeating "We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe..." I love that movie!
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Leslie Rigg 3 years ago
Hah! She thought putting sugar in my gas tank was bad. Wait till she tries to drive with this banana in the exhaust pipe.
#91
Oh No Not Santa
A bored panda 7 years ago
.... Santa met a lil kid, that lived hete years ago, but Vanished in cristmas..
#92
Give Me The Money
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
I’m tired of begging joe. Give me the house and the car and you will be spared
Hailey Lyles 6 years ago
"No, I Don't Want That Money, Now Tell Me Human. WHERE ARE MY TREATS AT?!?!?"
#93
Carefree Man Smoking On A Rocking Horse
Just Amiable 7 years ago
This pic proved that ain't nicotine in his vape 😂👍
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Little Boy Eating A Herring. It Is A Dutch Tradition To Eat A Herring Like This
Michiel nospam 7 years ago
I do. There are no onions on it and there should be.
Load More Replies... A Little Light Arson 7 years ago
You have too many puns, man, it's painful.
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Haunting Spirit 7 years ago
This is indeed how we eat a herring. Nothing special about it. A Chinese kid eating with chopsticks would be on the same level of wtf-ness.
#95
Eyeteeth
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
OK - eye teeth - I get it. But why the heck are they such bad teeth in need of braces?
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Saw this many months ago and i forgot what sleep is. Can anyone help me unsee this?
#96
Mom’s Spaghetti
Just Amiable 7 years ago
'His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
ArchangelLoki 7 years ago
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out. He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now. The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity. Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked. He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No, he won't have it, he knows his whole back city's ropes. It don't matter.
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And he really likes it, that's why the woman throwing is throwing spaghetti in the other image - she's paying tribute.
that_curly_girl 🇺🇦 3 years ago
he’s gonna have vomit on his sweater soon (I’ll see myself out)
#97
A Man Growing Flowers Instead Of A Beard
#98
Feeling Tired? Recharge By Simply Putting A Fork Into The Outlet
Apollo 7 years ago
It's cute how the lower outlet looks as upset as the upper one who's eye is pierced. Twins can really feel each other.
Linda Something 7 years ago
It's like they are saying: "Nooo, don't do it!"
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#99
Young Woman Drinking Orange Juice In Pain While Being Strangled By The Throat
#100
"Come On, Y'all, Let's Take The Tennis Courts Back From The Jocks!"
Railfan Zane 4 years ago
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run, faster than my gun...
Nate Price 5 years ago (edited)
antifa....I'll never understand them....and dont worry, its just airsoft....
#101
Male Cook Pointing Gun At Savoy Cabbage
#102
Blank-Faced Man Deflates And Loses His Spine
Just Amiable 7 years ago
I knew once it became legal the 90s anti pot ads would make their way back.. And now.. ::poof:: here's ya proof 😂
nobody expects the spanish inquisition 5 years ago
every college kid after finishing an essay at 5 am
#103
A Happy Woman Holding A Knife To An Older Man
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
So the couple arguing with a knife a few posts back got old and kept the habit of killing each other
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
I asked you if you could eat a sandwich but you said nothing, here is what you get now
Chicago Kitty 7 years ago
Why does he look so happy about it? Look away children, look away...
#104
Who Licks Who?
Just Amiable 7 years ago
😨 Poor cat is going to smell like spit, and she's probably going to have fuzzy s**t in the morning 😂
#105
Girl's Face Among Fresh Oranges
#106
"Smiling Old Man Having Coffee" More Like Me During Office Meetings
#107
Apple With Teeth Devouring A Pig
Philly Cashion 7 years ago
I hate it when fruit has teeth. This shouldn't be something to be concerned with really, not a normal occurrence Yet, there is fruit all over the Internet, with teeth?!? Why!?!? Why Internet?! Whhhhhhy?????
A bored panda 7 years ago
Dafuq. Veggies take revence om the popularity of meat. Remember to eat ur veggies kids. Öre diz happens.
Tip&Chase TV 4 years ago
Creators of the internet: I can’t wait to see all the amazing things people are going to create on this! Us:
#108
Strange Person Sitting Near The Toilet And Thinking
Cactuar Jon 7 years ago
This is the state of mind one enters at 3am after having crawled home from that awesome night out, spent the last half hour hugging the bowl, then suddenly you become the universe, the whole universe and everything in it.
Michiel nospam 7 years ago
It's princess Ida from Monument Valley. She is in mourning over a flushed gold fish. The parrot is just for show.
Nate Price 5 years ago
The witch is thinking...."well, at least it wasn't my broomstick again..."
#109
Ah, For All The Times Where I've Needed A Picture Of A "Cat In A Medical Cap Holding A Small Man Under Glass"
#110
Grandma's Not Coming To Christmas, This Year
Hamlets twin 7 years ago
Look out for hoof prints 'cause "Grandma got run over by a reindeer!"
#111
The Lady That Snorts Donut Powder
Just Amiable 7 years ago
Ew! Wow! My neighbor years ago was a tweak, she would be out all hours and have the nastiest ppl over, one day my husband and I were doing some work outside, well this chick starts yelling out her dam n window 'IT'S DOUGHNUT TIME, HEY MARIO, LET 'EM KNOW IT'S DOUGHNUT TIME' and I swear there was ppl coming from Both ends of the block and heading over to her place, standing there confused because this chick is too skinny to be that excited over a doughnut so I Google what it means and.. Yeah, hoochie had a snortin' party and announced that s**t on loud speaker... I always knew she was a drug addict but the way she was so open ... It was like some scripted cops s**t.
Just Amiable 7 years ago
Doughnut time is a slang term for the white powder that gets around your nose when snorting... So if you ever hear someone say it's doughnut time, they're referring to snorting, that's what I learned that day from Google 😷
Load More Replies... The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
I could see this the daily mail... accompany an article on how sugar is x 10 more deadly and addictive as cocaine
#112
His Outfit Says "Beekeeper" But His Eyes Say "Serial Killer"
#113
Old People Enjoy Retirement With A Gun Over A Rabbit That's Scared For Its Life
#114
Man In Doggystyle Position Ready To Eat A Leaf
Veronika Possek 7 years ago
*to eat a poisonous leaf. That's a Hippeastrum. Not for human consumption!
#115
Corn Boy
Lilian Della Rose 7 years ago
Um this actually looks a lot like a picture taken of my sister a few years ago at a state fair
BrookieCooki~ 7 years ago
Oh s**t.. this guy is gonna make popped child if he turns on that mircowave
#116
Man In Bathtub With Rubber Duck
GSMountainWolf 3 years ago (edited)
Looks to me like he’s rolling his eyes (the background duck)
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#117
Tasty Food
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
You gotta peel the banana first to reveal the sausage/ pepperoni inside.
#118
Selfie De Jesus. I Can't Begin To List All That's Wrong With This
nobody expects the spanish inquisition 5 years ago
This feels like one of those fake "deep" posts
Signe Manat Hansen 3 years ago
You can't be disrespectful to fantasy figures.
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#119
Woman Strangling Her Husband While Her Lover Is Playing The Violin
#120
Home Office
Agata Stachowiak 7 years ago
This photo looks familiar :) https://www.google.pl/maps/@52.0241122,16.5361136,3a,18.1y,113.45h,90.45t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sze9litHvW455CeRQYFIrjA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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#121
Woman With Six Arms Holding Fruit And Cakes In Each Hand
Signe Manat Hansen 7 years ago
That way she can hold more cake and fruit.
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#122
It's A Prank
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
I was literally just about to post "Its that one guy from earlier!" when I read your comment
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Alexandru Bucur 7 years ago
Well, it makes sense really - he lit his celebratory cigar and he was bragging on his phone about kidnapping the guy in his trunk and they probably said "pics or it didn't happen"... so now he's obliging.
#123
Posting A Selfie With Grandma
Carol Williams 7 years ago
Just killed grannies in the woods...see yahs at school tomorrow....!
Lilli Burnham 7 years ago
Does she know you NEVER vlog a dead body? I got some creepy stuff for you look what showed up when this glitched out Screenshot...1a7660.png 
#124
Man Disgusted By Corndog
Kiki 7 years ago
Corn dogs are delicious. You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy them.
Load More Replies... Nate Price 5 years ago
He just pulled it out of his a-hole....and its actually a pencil he sat on...
The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
This is what should happen! Have never eaten, nor intend to, eat some unidentifiable battered meat, on a stick
D.S. Watson 7 years ago
Just found out that "beef byproduct" meant it was by the cow when they killed it.
#125
Fish Heads Fish Heads Eat Them Up Yum
#126
Pursed Lips
Just Amiable 7 years ago
I imagine this is what a lot of chicks look like before they distort their pictures beyond recognition with filters 😅
#127
Funny Pink Rabbit Jumping
#128
Teenage Boy Disposable Glasses On Chest
Martin 7 years ago
I'm sure he's been impregnated many times, it just never sticks
Load More Replies... La Petite Morte 7 years ago
It was during the last bonfire party of the season that Jedadiah realized that he did, in fact, look fabulous in this shade of red.
#129
Office Dispute ... I Guess
#130
No Really, Wtf. Woman Dressed As Bearded Charlie Chaplain Points At Melting Clock With A Terrified Face.
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
NO. Not Charlie Chaplin, she is dressed like an Orthodox Jew. Probably meant to show "time running out" and very likely linked to Israel/Palestine situation.
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
That moment when you realise you broke time in a time travelling machine while time travelling
#131
To Become The True Watermelon Head He Must Eat Himself.... And LSD
Anonymous Pigeon 4 years ago
I saw this as an ad on a sketchy website once, i still do not know what it was advertising.
#132
America's Snipers Are Hard At Work Protecting The Country
Andrew Newsome🇺🇦🇺🇸 3 years ago
SSGT: whatcha doin there airman A1C: cleaning my weapon drill sergeant SSGT: GET ON YOUR FEET AND SHOW ME WHERE THE LSD IS
#133
Fat Man Feeding A Girl A Burger
#134
Sharing The Joy
Michiel nospam 7 years ago
This is an exaggerated visualisation of a well known condition called couvade syndrome.
Victor Manteca Hierro 2 years ago
Or a non-exaggerated visualisation of a well known condition called beer and fries.
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Pineapple Businessman
Shirisha M 1 year ago
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#136
Do We Really Need This Stock Photo?
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
"Miriam knew she shouldn't have bought that nuclear experiment kit for the kids at Christmas."
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Mom how can i eat this cookies without removing the mask protecting me from deadly gases?
#137
Woman Injecting Something In To Corn
A bored panda 7 years ago
BARRY! WHAT HAPPENED TO U!.....test subject turned into a Corn....Lets injectie HIM with more stuff.
Janet Jager 7 years ago
The corn pics are about GMO's. Most corn is artificially genetically modified.
#138
"These Pictures, Or Shuttertock Pictures, Should Be Useful Enough To Make Companies Buy Them And Use Them To Show Something Or Whatever" Ok Boss!
#139
Girl Playing Soccer With Grandfather In Wheelchair As Goal Keeper
#140
Fur Coat Fighter
mbergen 7 years ago
I think its the war on the right to be Fabulous and carry a gun.
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#141
Bizarre Farmer With Watermelon Instead Of The Abdomen On Field In Summer
#142
He's Got Money Coming Outta His Ass
Just Amiable 7 years ago
When you don't need to pull money out of your a*s, you're so rich it does it for you 👍
#143
Young Woman With Squirrel In Mouth
Just Amiable 7 years ago
Better than a picture of the squirrel going in the other end I guess 😨
#144
Strange Man With Big Hands
#145
"Professor In Glasses Thinking About Math Formulas"
#146
Oh Sweet Jesus, An Unionbutt
Juuli Seppänen 7 years ago
Why an earth he has rolled those pants down!? And why woman caresses his naked but!? Terrible! :D
Rachel Eng 3 years ago
Makes me think about that one dude who didn’t “…lead me on” but says that he did. Honk. Honk.
#147
Chicken Sniffing Kids Rear
#148
Man In Eyepatch Pretending To Play The Violin With An Abacus
#149
Stock Photograph Of A Pretty Asian Girl Screaming Into A Trumpet
#150
Why? Just Why?
Rita Maneata 5 years ago
Or the woman strangling the man in the restaurant.
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#151
Woman Licking A Cactus
#152
Mike, The Cyber Internet Hacking Thief
#153
Angry Man Rips Appart The Insides Of A Computer
#154
Sad Pretty Girl With Big Ears Playful
#155
Traffic Cone Over The Head
#156
This Old Man With Smoke Coming From His Nose
#157
Holy Instructions
#158
Woman In Templar Tabard And Armoured Coif Holding A Dagger
Alexandru Bucur 7 years ago
That's not even a real photo, that's cgi. But I concur, this looks suspiciously like someone's fap fantasy...
#159
Oops! Spilled My Yogurt!
Just Amiable 7 years ago
Whoa 😱 I want to see the bird above her head! It just be fricken huge!!!!!!
Fiona Messenger 7 years ago
She looks a bit like that girl in the "Chocolate Lovers given a box of kittens" BuzzFeed video on YouTube.
#160
Doing "Cocaine"
Nate Price 5 years ago
come on guys, just a tweeker trying to get in her daily protein with her breakfast.
#161
No Thanks...
#162
Cat And Dog Wearing Biker Gear And Using Tin Can Phone
TheLoneWanderer 7 years ago
I think that's the point. we're not supposed to get it
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#163
Man With Pink Pigs Head In Basement Watching Tv Eating Pizza And Drinking Beer
#164
Chinese Delicacy
#165
Someone Stop This Man
#166
A Man Dressed Up As Santa Pinching His Nipples
Michaela Skewis 7 years ago
When you're 4 drinks in and Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas' comes on
#167
A Redneck Dog With An Axe In His Hands
#168
Man In A Bathrobe Pouring Orange Juice Into His Mouth And Spilling It
#169
Tough Day At The Office?
#170
Nap Time Is Over
#171
The Many Faces Of Tom
#172
Strange Package
Chinmayee Kalghatgi 4 years ago
Finally! I stayed in that box for 2 weeks and now someone has opened it
#173
Dead Bodies
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
Umm, this is a photo from Gunther Von Haagen's BodyWorlds exhibits and shouldn't be a stock photo. It would be like wandering into MOMA, taking a picture of Starry Night, and offering it as a stock photo.
FlamingCrystal 6 years ago
Yeah. I went to see that exhibit and we aren't aloud to take pictures
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#174
A Woody Allen-Doubleur Plays With Androgynous Sex Doll
Blueberry SpillsInk 5 years ago
"nerd touch tities for first time" would have been a better headline
#175
Young Nurse Assisting A Patient Undress
Shirisha M 1 year ago
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Nate Price 5 years ago
excuse me ladies...i'm the physician, what seems to be the prob....*bow chicka wow wow*
The Famous Junkie 7 years ago
Yet the heterosexual couples aren’t disgusting
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Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
Well, it's kinda nice to know that there are people out there that are crazier than me. Strange how they all have cameras though.
Sara Puza 7 years ago
I work with stock photos constantly, and the stuff I come across sometimes!
Paul Osborne 7 years ago
Aside from the standard shaking hands and business meeting fodder on stock photography sites there is an awful lot of wtf photos out there
Starflower 7 years ago
Scary to think that this is just a teeny tip of the iceberg.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
Well, it's kinda nice to know that there are people out there that are crazier than me. Strange how they all have cameras though.
Sara Puza 7 years ago
I work with stock photos constantly, and the stuff I come across sometimes!
Paul Osborne 7 years ago
Aside from the standard shaking hands and business meeting fodder on stock photography sites there is an awful lot of wtf photos out there
Starflower 7 years ago
Scary to think that this is just a teeny tip of the iceberg.
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