When you see a weird image depicting an improbable scenario, lousy acting, and that peculiar editing style, you can instantly tell that it's a stock photo. However, there's just something about these weird photos that make them so distinguishable and often laughable. And though these images were primarily made to be sold, it's impossible to think anyone would choose these even they were free stock photos. Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny photos from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely make you say WTF.

From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of "stab between the fingers" to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird stock photos were probably trying a bit too hard. And it's not that we don't appreciate all the work that went into producing them... We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on in their head while creating such a funny stock photo worthy of our list.

#1

Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

mrbenmarko , Getty Images Report

#2

Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

SiomarTehBeefalo , Shutterstock Report

#3

"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."

"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."

HugeHam , shutterstock Report

SanchaTheSeeker
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrry confused about what happened here

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#4

Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

kiwidesign , Shutterstock Report

Katie M
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the real question is, why wouldn't you want this? The cat is a good gentleman

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#5

Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

neuroticneutral , Getty Images Report

#6

Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On

Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On

SonOfTheBlueMeanie , Creativemarket Report

Jyri Hakola
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same actors as in the more famous Distracted Boyfriend / Man Looking at Other Woman meme.

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#7

This Proposal

This Proposal

Quaff_Bepis , Getty Images Report

Katie M
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do so many of these involve death

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#8

"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"

"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"

dhrxv , alamy Report

#9

Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

BunnyAdorbs , iStock Report

#10

This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

TeoTheBeast , Getty Images Report

#11

Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

ShutterCount , shutterstock Report

#12

No Potatoes While I'm Working Please

No Potatoes While I'm Working Please

sweatytumorz , depositphotos Report

#13

Male Human Holds His Blobfish

Male Human Holds His Blobfish

zhaiiiix Report

#14

Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

treastroll , iStockphoto Report

#15

I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed

I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Hackerwithalacker , istockphoto Report

#16

Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

SaraBellum42 , Getty Images Report

Martti Laurson
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. He has unusual but otherwise great videos.

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#17

Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

shutterstock Report

#18

Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

shutterstock Report

SanchaTheSeeker
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some dumb person like me wouldn't think anything wrong with it. Spoiler: She's holding the metal bit

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#19

"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best

"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best

Aelaan_Bluewood , Shutterstock Report

#20

Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

Gaberiallo , Shutterstock Report

#21

Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Chengers , Shutterstock Report

Sphinx905
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The penguins in the background laughing and conspiring to sink the Catanic

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#23

Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

SeniorHippopotamus Report

stellermatt
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey kid, how flexible are you? "I can't do tuesdays"

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#24

How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Nevraoj , istockphoto Report

#25

Goodbye You Slimey Freak

Goodbye You Slimey Freak

sexytai , Shutterstock Report

#27

Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

KarlKlngOfDucks , Megapixl Report

#28

African American Snake At Job Interview

African American Snake At Job Interview

Do_You_Even_KEK_Bro , dreamstime Report

#29

She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

Your_Moms_Flame , Shutterstock Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Move left or right. The gun is still pointing at you.

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#30

Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

andhelostthem , bigstockphoto Report

#31

Man With A Cake As A Pillow

Man With A Cake As A Pillow

Report

#32

Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Lukekul , Pixabay Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

don't type that in Google at work... please!!!

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#34

Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

ThisNameIsSo0riginal , shutterstock Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you don't want to get vaccine? you don't want to give your kid antibiotic? Well why the F did you come here? sit on this and spine until it's bleeding

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#35

Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

Scar20Grotto , istockphoto Report

#36

This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up

This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up

edgar01600 , pixabay Report

Kjorn
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i need that kind of tree in my backyard

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#38

What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

bosscher47 , Thinkstockphotos Report

#39

Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

hoklord , Pixabay Report

#40

Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

Magnum_Dongs3 , Shutterstock Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's just trying to get the keys out to clean the key board

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#42

Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

DreamPictures Report

Sardonic Scribe
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's ACTUALLY seeking advice from horse Aladdin about the state of Agrabah in 2018.

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#43

Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

shutterstock Report

#44

If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!

If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!

sweatytumorz , Dreamstime Report

#45

Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

TheOwlducken , gettyimages Report

#46

A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

Franeg , Dreamstime Report

#47

Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

CaptainSylus , shutterstock Report

#48

"Lemme Help You Out With That!"

"Lemme Help You Out With That!"

_Xantium , istockphoto Report

Mimis Nachbarin
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same guys from "Man in awe of some guy peeing" - what the hell did they do in that bathroom...

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#49

Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

chickhicksisadick , shutterstock Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo or with shower gel? Going bald pretty soon and need some intel.

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#50

Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

OrbitOfGlass17 , canstockphoto Report

#51

A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

Your_Moms_Flame , Shutterstock Report

#52

Melon Man.

Melon Man.

CamDosen , shutterstock Report

#54

Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results

Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results

erixtyminutes , istockphoto Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like when you bring in a sketch artist but you forget what faces look like.

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#55

Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

stockphotojoe Report

Daniel Losinger
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, her stethoscope is backwards. The ear canals angle toward the front of the head,

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#56

Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

LANA_WHAT_DangerZone Report

Just Amiable
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😨 Uhh.. Just me or has this pic just made every one confused & creeped the fuck out?

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#57

"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"

"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"

mygeorgeiscurious , shutterstock Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017