When you see a weird image depicting an improbable scenario, lousy acting, and that peculiar editing style, you can instantly tell that it's a stock photo. There's just something about these weird photos that make them so distinguishable and often laughable. And though these images were primarily made to be sold, it's impossible to think anyone would choose these even they were free stock photos. Bored Panda has collected a mass of strange and funny photos from sites like iStock or Shutterstock that no one will ever use, and they will definitely make you say WTF.

From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of "stab between the fingers" to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these weird stock photos were probably trying a bit too hard. And it's not that we don't appreciate all the work that went into producing them... We just think each of them should come with an in-depth commentary by the author, explaining what was going on their head while creating such a funny stock photo, worthy of our list.

#1

Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

mrbenmarko , Getty Images Report

A Little Light Arson 1 year ago

Oh shit, this is some real shit you've got us doing, gran.

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#2

Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

SiomarTehBeefalo , Shutterstock Report

Chelsea Bates 1 year ago

The cats like "I need to lay off the catnip"

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#3

"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."

"A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled."

HugeHam , shutterstock Report

SanchaTheSeeker 1 year ago

I am veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrry confused about what happened here

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#4

Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

kiwidesign , Shutterstock Report

Katie M 1 year ago

the real question is, why wouldn't you want this? The cat is a good gentleman

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#5

Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

neuroticneutral , Getty Images Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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#6

Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On

Excuse Me Miss, But That's My D You're Sitting On

SonOfTheBlueMeanie , Creativemarket Report

Jyri Hakola 1 year ago

Same actors as in the more famous Distracted Boyfriend / Man Looking at Other Woman meme.

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#7

This Proposal

This Proposal

Quaff_Bepis , Getty Images Report

Katie M 1 year ago

Why do so many of these involve death

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#8

"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"

"Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn't Even Switched On"

dhrxv , alamy Report

A Little Light Arson 1 year ago

I think I've been quoting SootHouse too much on these images.

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#9

Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

BunnyAdorbs , iStock Report

La Petite Morte 1 year ago

He's posed wrong in the casket, too.

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#10

This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

TeoTheBeast , Getty Images Report

stellermatt 1 year ago

so THAT'S where we get spam emails from!!

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#11

Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

ShutterCount , shutterstock Report

Jessica Stohr 1 year ago

That is disturbingly awesome!

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#12

No Potatoes While I'm Working Please

No Potatoes While I'm Working Please

sweatytumorz , depositphotos Report

Yassin Haussler 1 year ago

i feel bad for the potato tho

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#13

Male Human Holds His Blobfish

Male Human Holds His Blobfish

zhaiiiix Report

La Petite Morte 1 year ago

Looks a bit like David Tennant

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#14

Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

treastroll , iStockphoto Report

SanchaTheSeeker 1 year ago

All I can say is WTF?

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#15

I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed

I Searched For "A Large Bird" On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Hackerwithalacker , istockphoto Report

SanchaTheSeeker 1 year ago

Role reversal

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#16

Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

SaraBellum42 , Getty Images Report

Martti Laurson 1 year ago

That looks like an Estonian rapper Tommy Cash. He has unusual but otherwise great videos.

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#17

Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

shutterstock Report

SanchaTheSeeker 1 year ago

He looks happy about it

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#18

Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

shutterstock Report

SanchaTheSeeker 1 year ago

Some dumb person like me wouldn't think anything wrong with it. Spoiler: She's holding the metal bit

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#19

"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best

"Hacker" Stockphotos Are The Best

Aelaan_Bluewood , Shutterstock Report

SanchaTheSeeker 1 year ago

Piracy is the first thing I thought of

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#20

Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

Gaberiallo , Shutterstock Report

Gayle Bynum Cardosa 1 year ago

pfft, he's not even wearing a seatbelt. sheesh.

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#21

Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Chengers , Shutterstock Report

Sphinx905 1 year ago

The penguins in the background laughing and conspiring to sink the Catanic

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#22

Real Art

Real Art

santas__boobs , shutterstock Report

Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Now, that's funny...

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#23

Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

SeniorHippopotamus Report

stellermatt 1 year ago

hey kid, how flexible are you? "I can't do tuesdays"

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#24

How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Nevraoj , istockphoto Report

Misterscooter 1 year ago

Future CEO...Conspiracy Engagement Officer

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#25

Goodbye You Slimey Freak

Goodbye You Slimey Freak

sexytai , Shutterstock Report

La Petite Morte 1 year ago

Don't tell ME you can't remember! Where's the castle?!?!

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#26

Just Taking A Bath

Just Taking A Bath

Saltefanden , Getty Images Report

stellermatt 1 year ago

that duck has a man on his ass

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#27

Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

KarlKlngOfDucks , Megapixl Report

stellermatt 1 year ago

looks like a nasty byte

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#28

African American Snake At Job Interview

African American Snake At Job Interview

Do_You_Even_KEK_Bro , dreamstime Report

Sarcasticow 1 year ago

Interesting who is he married to

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#29

She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

She's Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

Your_Moms_Flame , Shutterstock Report

Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

Move left or right. The gun is still pointing at you.

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#30

Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

andhelostthem , bigstockphoto Report

Master Markus 1 year ago

Is his hand in his pants?

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#31

Man With A Cake As A Pillow

Man With A Cake As A Pillow

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Daniel Losinger 1 year ago

He is having sweet dreams.

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#32

Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Lukekul , Pixabay Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

don't type that in Google at work... please!!!

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#33

Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

Thestickman391 , depositphotos Report

#34

Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

ThisNameIsSo0riginal , shutterstock Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

you don't want to get vaccine? you don't want to give your kid antibiotic? Well why the F did you come here? sit on this and spine until it's bleeding

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#35

Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

Scar20Grotto , istockphoto Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

i see some shit!

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#36

This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up

This Is A Search Result For "Evolution" - Pretty Much Sums It Up

edgar01600 , pixabay Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

i need that kind of tree in my backyard

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#37

Sad Man No Stop Oil

Sad Man No Stop Oil

Your_Moms_Flame , shutterstock Report

C.Marrero 1 year ago

Why is he sad

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#38

What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

bosscher47 , Thinkstockphotos Report

Michiel nospam 1 year ago

pomme cthulhu cultists

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#39

Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

hoklord , Pixabay Report

Daniel Losinger 1 year ago

He is an egghead.

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#40

Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

Magnum_Dongs3 , Shutterstock Report

Stille20 1 year ago

He's just trying to get the keys out to clean the key board

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#41

This

This

kahotheupvoter , Alamy Report

Guinevere 1 year ago

Those are some serious yoga skills :-P

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#42

Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

DreamPictures Report

Sardonic Scribe 1 year ago

He's ACTUALLY seeking advice from horse Aladdin about the state of Agrabah in 2018.

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#43

Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

shutterstock Report

Cactuar Jon 1 year ago

ahh, home sweet home

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#44

If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!

If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You'll Live Forever!

sweatytumorz , Dreamstime Report

La Petite Morte 1 year ago

I'm with the guy in the red shirt.

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#45

Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

TheOwlducken , gettyimages Report

#46

A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

Franeg , Dreamstime Report

Daniel Losinger 1 year ago

He is scanning the mark of the Beast.

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#47

Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

CaptainSylus , shutterstock Report

Heather Johnson 1 year ago

I love bananas but they burn the shit out of my mouth.

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#48

"Lemme Help You Out With That!"

"Lemme Help You Out With That!"

_Xantium , istockphoto Report

Mimis Nachbarin 1 year ago

Same guys from "Man in awe of some guy peeing" - what the hell did they do in that bathroom...

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#49

Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

chickhicksisadick , shutterstock Report

Vlad Horobet 1 year ago

Do bald people wash their head with shampoo or with shower gel? Going bald pretty soon and need some intel.

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#50

Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

OrbitOfGlass17 , canstockphoto Report

Pedro Hasashi 1 year ago

Leaked image of Mortal Kombat 11

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#51

A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

Your_Moms_Flame , Shutterstock Report

stellermatt 1 year ago

the... erm... ok...

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#52

Melon Man.

Melon Man.

CamDosen , shutterstock Report

Evan Griffiths 1 year ago

This looks like it's straight out the mighty boosh!

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#53

The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

The_Confused_Indian Report

Daniel Losinger 1 year ago

I bet that hurt.

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#54

Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results

Why Istock? I Searched "Finance". Came Up In The First Page Of Results

erixtyminutes , istockphoto Report

Stille20 1 year ago

It's like when you bring in a sketch artist but you forget what faces look like.

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#55

Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

stockphotojoe Report

Daniel Losinger 1 year ago

Also, her stethoscope is backwards. The ear canals angle toward the front of the head,

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#56

Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

LANA_WHAT_DangerZone Report

Just Amiable 1 year ago

😨 Uhh.. Just me or has this pic just made every one confused & creeped the fuck out?

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#57

"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"

"I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!"

mygeorgeiscurious , shutterstock Report

Stille20 1 year ago

Is this the same couple with the knife? I don't want to judge, but I think their marriage is in trouble

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#58

A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath

A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath

theswampmonster , 123rf Report

Michiel nospam 1 year ago

it's V for mice.

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#59

Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She's Not Into It

Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She's Not Into It

megga_ass-faggot , shutterstock Report

mbergen 1 year ago

Could just be 'play time', hey whatever floats your boat.

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#60

Large Pants

Large Pants

Insanitychick , shutterstock Report

Wings 1 year ago

Fashion these days....

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#61

Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use

Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use

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Beeps 1 year ago

I keep wondering what search terms you have to enter to find these.

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#62

Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

bondbeansbond , Getty Images Report

mbergen 1 year ago

I hate it when this happens.

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#63

Like The Father So The Son

Like The Father So The Son

nbdyhm , istockphoto Report

Just Amiable 1 year ago

😂 The kid reminds me of 'ISpy' music video by Kyle & Lil Yatchy 😂👍

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#64

Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer

Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer

wheresmystache3 , shutterstock Report

Thundor Fox 1 year ago

Ok that man is not getting away with that.. look at the girl's face!!

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#65

This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas

This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas

pinwheeltwist , Getty Images Report

Danny Waller 1 year ago

Oh Cod, Who art in Aquarium.

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#66

If Samsung Released A Laptop

If Samsung Released A Laptop

reddit.com , Getty Images Report

SocialFangirl 666 1 year ago

sick burn (pun not intended but now is!)

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#67

Soccer Mom

Soccer Mom

Yoshizer0 , 123rf Report

La Petite Morte 1 year ago

Nightmare material.

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#68

Moving Out

Moving Out

ifeellikemoses , 123rf Report

Nick P 1 year ago

Moving out.. Leaving the World

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#69

How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?

How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?

notsosecretsnowbunny , dreamstime Report

KT Trondsen 1 year ago

here comes your lobotomy! ba hya hya hya hya

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#70

If This Isn't Me, I Don't Know What Is

If This Isn't Me, I Don't Know What Is

kahotheupvoter , istockphoto Report

PyroarRanger 1 year ago

This is me.

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#71

Electric Carrot

Electric Carrot

shutterstock Report

stellermatt 1 year ago

i don't carrot-all for your humour

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#72

"I Get It, You Vape"

"I Get It, You Vape"

FireninjaDD Report

Clinton Yew 1 year ago

I'd punch someone right in the face for doing that to me...

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#73

Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet

Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet

second2no1 , Shutterstock Report

Stille20 1 year ago

I feel this one on a spiritual level

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#74

Car Salesman Won't Take No For An Answer

Car Salesman Won't Take No For An Answer

YesLewis , Shutterstock Report

Kjorn 1 year ago

just another way to say car salesman fucked you

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#75

Frog Dog

Frog Dog

Reddit Report

#76

Guy Casually Smiling While Taking A Smoke Break And Talking On The Phone. Also There Is Man Tied Up In His Trunk.

Guy Casually Smiling While Taking A Smoke Break And Talking On The Phone. Also There Is Man Tied Up In His Trunk.

RedOrangeYellowGreen , shutterstock Report

Jessamyn Zolczynski 1 year ago

Just another day at work...would have been fine. Lol

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#77

Why Is He So Puzzled By That Broccoli

Why Is He So Puzzled By That Broccoli