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50 Hilarious Screenshots From Tumblr That Prove It’s One Of The Silliest Places On The Internet
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Tumblr hit its peak between the years 2013-2018, but its impact on the internet will stick around forever. The company prides itself on being a “mycelial network,” rather than a social media site, and a safe space for all, so there's no limit to what can be found there.
Below, you'll find screenshots of some of the silliest and most awkward interactions that have ever taken place on Tumblr, courtesy of the Antisocialduckling Instagram account, as well as an interview with the page's creators. From brilliant one liners to the pun-niest posts, we hope you enjoy the hilarious pics on this list, whether you've been an avid Tumblr user for a decade or you’ve never ventured onto the site. And be sure to upvote all of the ones that make you want to channel your 2014 Tumblr girl era!
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
...and is now suing the doctor for a million dollars "because he said to".
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(Anti)Social Penguin 2 years ago
Me too. I was thinking “wth? Is he mocking her?”
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
It saddens me to think there are people who would actually do that.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
They voted for Trump. Who advocated bleach to cure Covid.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I worked in a doughnut shop. The (solidified-- think Crisco) grease that we put in the fryer to fry the doughnuts comes in a plastic bag inside of a cardboard box. The person prepping the fryer uses a spatula looking thingy to scoop out the grease from the bag, then refastens the bag to keep the grease usable. In large letters, on every side of the box including the bottom, is the message: Remove Grease from Plastic Before Using.
AspieGirl88 2 years ago
Am I the only person who felt a bit queasy after reading this? Even the mere thought that someone could’ve been foolish enough to pour boiled water (still hot) into their eyes made my gut clench & my own eyes water a little bit … I mean, holy sh*t! 😨
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Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago
Never in my life will I get tired of that picture.
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Lee F. 2 years ago
I want to be friends with them based on 2 points. This act of awesomeness, and their smiles.
Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Everything about this is perfect. The facial expressions, the sign, even the shirt is perfect.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I will never not smile at this photograph! I want to be friends with these two guys.
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Reinaldo Fuentes 2 years ago
This would literally be the ONLY Bond movie in which Bond is an actual spy. In every single other Bond narrative, he's not a spy by any stretch of the imagination - he's a merc.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
"I'm from Universal Exports" "Isn't that the company that constantly uses that guy Bond to ruin the plans of us supervillians? Who are you by the way?" "Bond, James Bond"......."Oh ok, maybe a different guy, come into my lair... I mean office, yea office"
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Annika Traritrara 2 years ago
I just got mad for a moment that op spoiled the ending of the movie.
Gabby M 2 years ago
Stresses >>>> FRANCHISE!!!! Just think of the possibilities!!!! for a new Bond each featured and all new villains. I will dream of this for a week lol
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Barbara Kayton 2 years ago
I dreamt they made a new Bond movie, and I was one of the former Bonds. Best unreality ever.
Gabby M 2 years ago
. But it must be: classic: Bond. Classy & Funny because we alllll know she can't be serious all the time, she would explode lol!!!
Load More Replies...Tumblr was launched in 2007 and was an almost immediate success. By 2013, it was purchased for 1.1 billion dollars by Yahoo! Inc., and during 2014, the site hit over 200 million blogs. It was known for being a slightly subversive space where everyone was welcome, so it’s no surprise that the site attracted some of the funniest and silliest people on the internet as well. And that’s why Antisocialduckling on Instagram has unlimited content. This page, which has amassed an impressive 233k followers, has shared 7,500 wholesome and hilarious screenshots from Tumblr, featuring some of the most brilliant interactions the site has ever seen.
We got in touch with the page’s creators, Mash, Bram and Jake, via Instagram, and they were kind enough to have a chat with us about how Antisocialduckling was born. “We saw other pages with a similar style and decided to make this page to post what makes us laugh,” they told Bored Panda. “And hopefully that makes someone else laugh.”
#4
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
Same. Mine is thick AND curly. Back when I was young and my mom made me go to hairdressers, we'd never be able to get them to believe that you could NOT blow-dry my hair and you could NOT brush it out, you had to use a comb only, and you could only comb it out when it was wet, NOT dry. I have many recent photos of me looking like Cousin Itt and/or Gimli because I've combed out my hair while it was dry, for shíts and giggles. XD I've gone to work with it combed out into a giant poof. Good times. (Everyone with normal hair: "OMG you're so LUCKY! I wish my hair was like yours!" Me: "No. No, you do not.")
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sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
My hair is currently at a stage between cackling in the woods around a cauldron and telling eleven year olds that they are magical.
Fiona Parky 2 years ago
I’m rocking weasel in an air blade hand dryer. Fine, flyaway, ginger and p*ssed off
Display_Name 2 years ago
So I'm a mix between a weasel dipped on grease and holy $%*& it's Hagrid?
#5
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Fortunately, I happen to have a Tumblr account, and I found out that OP replied to their post! They wrote, "...huh well, file this under ‘posts I really didn’t expect to get so popular’ not that anyone will reblog this version now, but for the record I live in Wokingham, in England, and the Wokingham station announcer guy deserves all the love and congratulations he’s getting, since he always brightens up the morning commute"
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Alexandra Davis 2 years ago
There's a wonderful woman who drives trains on the northern line on the underground in London who does similar. She is on TikTok and so funny. A few other underground/ london stations do similar to this too, I was at Tottenham Court Road the other week on the Elizabeth line and the train was delayed due to a signal fault and the guy on the announcements was apparently saying some funny things as everyone was laughing and I was confused (I'm deaf so didn't hear what he was saying) until another passenger explained to me. Quite a regular occurrence on the underground/ london stations for funny announcements
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Some metropolitan stations in Melbourne have someone on each platform with a mic and amp who announces the next train. They don't always seem to be there though, maybe just if centralised system is down or something. They add some random commentary at times, including updating footy scores I think I remember from Richmond station.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
Do people following this technique form a click clique?
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Paula Pattison 2 years ago
She was also training everybody else to be happy, people were happy to hear the click without even knowing why she was happy
Two_rolling_black_eyes 2 years ago (edited)
She also Pavlov trained the poster as they were happy every time they heard the clicker too.
MMcD 2 years ago
That’s what I thought the last Tumblr comment was going to be!
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CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
To stop worrying, put a rubber band on your wrist. Every time you have a worrying thought snap the rubber band to create a bit of pain and then tell yourself to stop worrying. After a few days (and hundreds of pain zings) your brain will calm down. You get to a point you do not even have to snap the rubber band because your brain will automatically recognize the worrying thought and cut it off. You will eventually have a minimum of worrying thoughts.
There’s no question that Antisocialduckling has made hundreds of thousands of people laugh. But one thing you might find interesting is that the creators of the page actually never were avid Tumblr users. They can still appreciate how unique the site is though. “It’s special because it's nonsensical and chaotic, which I relate to strongly,” one of the creators shared.
And as far as how they decide what to share with their followers, there are not a lot of strict rules involved in the process. “If it makes me laugh, I post it,” one creator told Bored Panda. But they did note that all of the posts they share are screenshots they took themselves, and if there is someone who can be credited, they are sure to tag them.
#7
XenoMurph 2 years ago
Summonus Chocolatus... Removus fattus... no that didn't work.....mirrorus destructus
Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
How are spells created? Could they make their own, just by saying latin/greek words? Does it have to be latin/greek?
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Friend, JK Rowling pulled the magical wizarding world out of her áss. I'm not sure she even has any idea or set "rules" in mind for how the spells are created in the HP world XD She probably just chose whatever sounded coolest/fanciest for each spell, with no regard to logic or the rules of Latin/language.
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Lady of the Mountains 2 years ago
Ok they should take latin/Greek classes though, it would probably increase the number of spells they are able to remember, and help them invent their own
No Name 2 years ago
Then Umbrage would've banned it for enabling students to get dangerously creative. Talk about a missed opportunity for a subplot.
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Hogwarts doesn't offer practical courses like math, science, languages, or auto repair because only muggles need to learn them. Who needs to know the laws of thermodynamics or how to speak another language when you can just magic a solution. If you can count to 5, then you are ready for any potion making class as no good wizard would require 6 of something as ingredients. Too much work.
Milky Way Cookie 2 years ago
*POV my new mad statement* "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL LEVI ALL YOUR GODDAMN CORPUSES"
Jules Marten-Feldmann 2 years ago
Fun tidbit: if you have a Google home and it's hooked up to smart lights, you can use the command 'lumos' and 'nox' to turn your lights on or off😊
#8
Alora Ardoni 2 years ago
Ancient Greek mythology is like a big ole soap opera or a really weird rom-com. I study it and some weird s**t goes on there
XenoMurph 2 years ago
I've never heard of a child who was born with pre-installed PTSD. But you nailed it.
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Josh Gilland 2 years ago
The 21st century has started to be this level of dumb and petty. In the future someone will write something like this about now.
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Angi 2 years ago
Also a devastating blow to you since the Rooster is the only one that proposed.
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Is the boyfriend willing to fight for you, or is he too... chicken? (I'll see myself out now)
Rosa Carone-Prendergast 2 years ago
When your boyfriend is ready to propose I hope he gives your rooster the ring and has the rooster bring it to you!
We also asked the creators of Antisocialduckling if they had any particular posts they’ve ever shared that were their favorites. “The little gif where Timmy the Ostrich runs in circles,” they shared. “Guy is just a little bit lost.” And as far as what the future holds, the creators say that they don’t have any specific plans yet. “We will just keep posting and see what happens!” If you’d like to follow along with all of their chaotic and hilarious posts, be sure to visit Antisocialduckling on Instagram right here!
#10
SCamp 2 years ago
God help me, having just been to 8 medieval German & French castles, all with gift shops, this is uncomfortably and unnervingly true
Meowmeow 2 years ago
Oooh but what trinkets did you get? 😍 The dragon in me must know!
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Scarlett 2 years ago
I think my knowledge dragon isn’t working very well. It forgot the word for army when I was writing yesterday so I ended up having to look up “angry men with stabby sticks” to remember.
River Daski 2 years ago
me: oh hey i love tumblr lets see what BP picks out also me: WAIT I KNOW THAT POSTER, IM FRIENDS WITH THEM
BLONDTROBL 2 years ago
Went to Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry with my adult children, over Christmas. They had a display of Mold-a-rama's over the years, with an assortment of machines in the entire museum. Of course, we came back with several plastic molds... and COVID.
Sandra Keith 2 years ago
Makes me think of Big Bang where Sheldon says, "Amy says I can have 2 things from the gift shop".
EmbersAreOut 2 years ago
The purchase dragon must have challenge coins and books from every museum I visit. And as a teenager who is obsessed with military history, I go to a lot of museums!
Frostfirefox919 2 years ago
I have 3 of dragons inside me. One hoards knowledge, another memes, and then there's Jerry. He hoards EVERYTHING.
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Unprofessional Professor 2 years ago
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Athan Steenbock 2 years ago
You realize that if you live in the EU, Britain, or america you are probably part of the 1%
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DC 2 years ago
Well, if I'd earn 200 k€ a year and was asekd to spend 10 % of that in order to help the poor, animals, nature or just found countermeasures against messing up our climate's state of inhabitability (and, along, our planet's state of inhabitability of course), I will be ok with that. If they asked for 20 %, but only the REALLY rich would have to pay that, and the less wealthy - think 50 k€ to 100 k€ a year or so - would pay a smaller fraction, I'd be even more ok, and if the fraction is even lower for those earning less, even ok'er. Whatever share one is obligated to give from their earnings to any kind of community and the expenses thereof, needs to be progressively larger with higher income, otherwise, we will either end up having not enough to fulfill any of the tasks, or we make those already struggling bear too much a share of the overall load. Taxing the rich is fine, the rich not being ok with that is what the problem's core is about - greed.
cj be like 1 year ago
TRUE!! I play mariokart all the time and I've gotten so used to it I've gotten bored of the computer (even though I'm a*s at playing online). But 99% of the time when I'm in first, the item I get is a SINGULAR COIN
#12
Verinder of the Valley 2 years ago
Hang on. Hang on!!!!! WHERES ZARA????!!!! Zara!!!! ZARA!!!!! Oh god, oh god oh god. Where's Zara? Is she that squid?
LK 2 years ago
My class was given the assignment of 'write what you learned at out trip to the police station'. I wrote a short story about a burglary. This included all sorts of forensic details, canvasing neighbours, etc. My teacher didn't know what to do with this. She showed the story to my Mam, also a teacher at that school. My Mam shrugged her shoulders and said, "You got what you asked for. Perhaps be a bit more specific in what you actually want."
SaneMinotaur (she/her) 2 years ago
The attention to detail is impressive! Sounds like your Mam is a sensible woman. What grade did you get for it?
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Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Instant friends with whoever that is, that sounds awesome lmao
Austin Sauce 2 years ago
The American version of “Squid Games” somehow sounds more disturbing than the original.
Ask anyone who was addicted to Tumblr in 2014, and they’ll tell you the site changed the landscape of the internet. It was a pioneer, and nowadays, it’s easy to forget how much of a trendsetter Tumblr was. But lucky for us, Jess Joho at Mashable wrote a piece exploring this topic to ensure we all remember. The first way in which Joho says Tumblr changed the internet is how it provided a safe place for women, queer folks and “kinksters” to explore their sexuality. “The Tumblr dashboard was one of the only places to see sex viewed through a primarily female gaze, to see what women liked to look at and not just hardcore [content] filmed for male pleasure," says Rachelle Hampton, Tumblr scholar and co-host of the ICYMI podcast.
#13
Tam StaR 2 years ago
Someone here is keeping up with the latest threads. First time seeing "morbs" in the wild
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PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
I want these all over my home, inside and outside, as well <3
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One time, I was handed a game controller while my hubs at the time was playing CoD. I never played before so I went into a blown up shack and latibulated until he got back
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Idgaf what people think, getting handed that controller is terrifying! How long does it take to pee?! (Obviously, I haven't gamed since I rented Extreme-G from Blockbuster. Now, I just watch and keep a regular heart rate).
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ChocolateCake 2 years ago (edited)
goodbye, i must go latibulate now (this has become my new favorite word) :)
Will Cable 2 years ago
Ah Susie Dent and for those who have seen '8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' will probably know what she is looking in to next....
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RagDollLali 2 years ago
I'm choking on my laughter right now because my favorite coworker is Francois and we're in Texas, and it's actually hilarious watching his face when he's talking to someone and you know he's thinking "what the hell is going on in these Americans heads?!'
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
The dichotomy behind personal space is fascinating to me. Americans want physical space around them, whereas most of the rest of the word seemingly want mental space - as in, "if you don't know me, please don't greet me." Please correct me if I'm reading that wrong.
Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago
The proper distance when talking to another person varies by country. I recall reading that in Canada it’s about 1.2 meters and in some Arab countries as little as 0.6 meters. So when a Canadian and Arab talk you may see the pair moving as the Canadian walks backwards to increase the distance.
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Sandra Givens 2 years ago (edited)
The look on a Brit's face when he orders French dressing in a US steakhouse. Real memory for me. Also trying to get him a "proper" cup of hot tea in Texas. Thank you, waiter who put the saucer on top of the tea mug to imitate a teapot.
Ace 2 years ago
Hot tea? Did you really need to specify that? A 'proper cup of tea' is always going to be hot anyway.
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
Ice in your water for some reason? I get that you don’t like it, but can you really not figure out that it’s there to make the water cold. “For some reason”?
Alex S 2 years ago
Who is serving room temperature beverages with only ice to cool it down?
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Céline Dumont 2 years ago
My family is French, but we live in California and I can confirm it can be hilarious seeing my grandparents, aunts, uncles, and cousins in various situations when they come to visit.
Satan Laughs 2 years ago
American here: here’s a hug, a high five, and we’ll share some beer. It’s cold beer, here. Gotta prep ya for that. I would watch this.
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I always ask before I hug anyone. Consent is sēxy and needs to be universal. I even ask my sister's kids before I hug them. If they say no, I'll drop it. That's just me, though.
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
I also ask before I hug anyone. Sometimes I just don't want to be touched at all and when I've said no to family bugging me I've been told to suck it up. Once I cried because someone hugged me after I said no. Like please don't touch me when I'm not expecting it. I'm only okay with like two people touching me
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ОльхаКинг(AlderKing) 2 years ago
i should go to america and film it, call it “Dmitryy in the Midwest”
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Must be a regional thing, because no one in New England will hug you out of nowhere.
NotTodaySatan!! 2 years ago
My thoughts as well, except I'm in Oklahoma. However, my ex was military and so are both my boys, so I've lived and been quite a few places all over the US. I have never been randomly hugged by anyone and I am very much a people person/social butterfly.
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Meowmeow 2 years ago
Just tell us the what, we don't care the why! Here's ten hail Marys now fck off!
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Or don't go to confession. Literally nothing in the bible refers to any ritual like confession. Made up by the Catholic Church as a way to wield power.
Eastendbird 2 years ago
Every single Catholic I know has told me the same story about the terror of confession when they were a child, how they didn't know what to say and so just made stuff up. Weird, weird religion.
Widdershins66 2 years ago (edited)
Yes! Me too lol, I always exaggerated my sins. I lost my faith, aged 14, when the priest slapped a child (aged about 3) for playing with a toy gun during mass. Obviously, it was not the child's fault, it was the parents' inappropriate decision to allow the toy gun. I hate guns in any shape or form, but to slap a child for the toy? Disgustingly hipocritical 😡😡😡
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Nat Rich 2 years ago
I confess, I like to break the rules. Short story long, it all started back in the womb....
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
Because exactly what will confession achieve aside from gossip, control and blackmail leverage over a dumb population when they realise you're abusing the alter boy.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Yep! Only the what; not the when or the where; preferably not the why or the how much; and definitely not the how
Olivia The Cloud 2 years ago
I'm not Catholic but in my church we do something like if you want to confess a sin because it's nagging you and your conscience, you can confess to a deacon or pastor and if you want, they will pray for you. You don't have to do it obviously but I think it's kind of helpful to have someone to have someone to talk to.
Onion Patch Petunia 2 years ago
That was probably the origin of this ridiculous rule
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Tumblr was also a trendsetter in the way that it wove social justice discourse into internet youth culture. “Whether you know it or not, you likely learned words like ‘problematic’ thanks to Tumblr,” Joho explains. Popular blogs dissected issues like feminism and systemic racism in ways that were easy for youth to understand. “Tumblr changed online discourse forever by mainstreaming and distilling these complex socio-political theories into meme-able concepts accessible to young people who want to make the world a better place,” Joho continued.
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Christian Fuller 2 years ago
Shoulda topped it off with the class yelling in unison, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
Sandra Givens 2 years ago
My late husband would have loved this. He kept getting tossed out of school for pranks like the time the Spanish teacher was called down to the office, and when she came back, she found the class seated in their correct spots but on the floor - they had put the desks and chairs out through the windows.
bElLa sTairZz 2 years ago
is that what american highschools look like?! respect to you guys holy s**t i could not be learning gradients in that
Robert A Reider Jr 2 years ago (edited)
We used to all silently pick up our desks and move them forward a few inches each time our teacher turned to write on the blackboard. I am so sorry mr wilson.
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Meowmeow 2 years ago
Makes me question the ones that were clearly generous yet still a sight that would scare small children 😅
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
The phrase, "Warts, and all" is said to originate from Oliver Cromwell, when he commissioned a portrait from the artist, Peter Lely, and instructed him to, "portray him as he truly was, without concealing his blemishes. Warts, and all."
Display_Name 2 years ago
I was going to say photoshop but without the weird angles and shadows.
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It also eventually caused skin sores and lesions, hair loss, insomnia, weight loss, and death 💀 in some cases.
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Silence Hill 2 years ago
Actually... the people who were able to afford portraits usually hat about the same amount of sugarconsumation as a regular Amerian nowadays. Only a lot more voluntary.
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Saturnian (They/It/Wish/Void) 2 years ago
They don’t bother to hide those.
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Awesome facial cleanser called “ how the #*#)& do I draw pimples”
CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
I had acne into my adult years. Turns out it was all caused by my sugar consumption. I quit sugary foods and my acne was gone in three months. Apparently a diet high in sugar promotes bacterial growth. So back in the dark ages, they did not have processed sugar added to most food they ate.
Karl Baxter 2 years ago
But they did have bubonic plague that would have more than compensated for it 😉
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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)
True. Henry VIII proposed to Anne of Cleves on the strength of her portrait and had the marriage annulled when he saw her in the flesh.
David Furr 2 years ago
Oliver Cromwell was one of the exceptions, he told the artist that did his portrait not to change anything but to present him as he is "Warts and all!"
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Jeremy James 2 years ago
I once thought I saw my coworker (who had a blonde bob hairstyle,) from across the store and shouted, "Hey, Sandy!" It was a lamp.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
There is a Christmas wreath hanging in the hallway (I leave Christmas decorations up all year, it's my favorite holiday and it makes my house my happy place). The number of times I mistook that wreath for my ex standing in the hall, back when we were still together... XD I used to call out to him using a pet name thinking the wreath was him. You are not alone. XD
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sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
If someone assumed I were a trashcan I would just be like I’m not a trashcan I am the trash.
Blackstone 2 years ago (edited)
This is like life with my black cat. He's just a shadow so 90% of the "cats" I see in my house aren't him. I can't tell you how many times I've told him "hey" and realized I was talking to a shirt or a blanket.
michele zito 2 years ago
Had a suit of armor at the top of stairways, almost died when I thought there was a strange man in my appt in the middle of the night.
Cpt. Robert Christian 2 years ago (edited)
This and the similar situations mentioned in the comments, prove that there is a system's glitch in the Matrix.
Unlike many other social media sites, where having anonymous profiles often harbors hate and inappropriate content, Joho says that being anonymous on Tumblr made the site a much more welcoming space. “Tumblr's anonymity gave its young users permission to build online identities without needing to offer up any of their IRL selves for the internet's ridicule,” she writes. “Unlike TikTok, Instagram, or Twitter, Tumblr was the one social networking platform where you could gain thousands of followers without ever revealing your face, name, age, gender, location, school, job, or any other personal details. That's probably a big reason why it was such a safe haven for the marginalized, too, as closeted queers found welcoming online homes that let them escape IRL homophobic households.”
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Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
Should've put a rowboat next to it while they were building it...What if they need the bathroom?
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Depending on how drunk they get, I'd say they're surrounded by their bathroom...
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DeVille 2 years ago
Coromandel’s ban is significantly harsher than anywhere else. Mostly to stop violence and destruction caused by us drunken kiwis who flock there at New Years. I had my car searched for alcohol a few times heading down there for New Years, back in the day.
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IndigoViolent 2 years ago
I don't know about NZ but in Canada, you're not legally allowed to drink on public property, which includes beaches.
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Susan Bosse 2 years ago
I'll be super disappointed if there are not dozens of these islands now.
Jaya 2 years ago
Doesn't make sense, surely islands on New Zealand territory are still part of New Zealand so still have to adhere to their law? Great story though, and I love the inspector's response.
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JD Cass 2 years ago (edited)
When you wanted to be on the Cheer Squad, but you live in Small Town, USA.
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
so in middle school a boy the year behind me wanted to try out for cheer and the school literally said no and said he could be the mascot. He took up the roll but everyone else was mad, hence why I know this even happened
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Karri Berkowitz 2 years ago
Wonder who put that horrible song on there like someone else did it to embarrass me when it comes on.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I do this all the time. I spend more time saying "Alexa - next" than I do listening to music.
Nancy Lynch 2 years ago
I just added about 10 songs and I put it on shuffle. It plays everything but my new songs for over an hour. Couldn't find my new songs for a couple days.
Tumblr also rejected the idea of monetizing social media or promoting influencers. “As a group of proto anti-capitalists before anti-capitalism was cool, the Tumblr community remains adamant about keeping monetization off the platform. That probably contributed to Tumblr's shorter lifespan, but it's a hill the platform's survivors are absolutely willing to die on,” Joho writes.
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Meowmeow 2 years ago
Fighting evil by moonlight, Winning love by daylight, never running from a real fLight he is the one named Armstrong!
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
Little known fact about Neil Armstrong: His famous words were actually "Moon Tiara action!"
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Buzz Aldrin good have been called Moon Moon Sailor. His mother's maiden name was moon.
Ashleigh Gunty 2 years ago
Interestingly enough, in some places in ancient Egypt the sky was a cow it was Hathor who protected the dead and brought them up to the sky to be with Ra if I'm not mistaken
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SCamp 2 years ago
Good to know that ridiculous English class overanalysis is universal and non-time dependent
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I was an English/Creative Writing major. I love reading. I read everything and anything. I had a poetry analysis class that literally destroyed my love of poetry because the teacher was so insanely pedantic and obtuse. He would take even the most literal poems (think "The Purple Cow" by Gelett Burgess) and nitpick them into pieces trying to pretend there was all this nonexistent symbolism in them. I don't read poetry any more XD
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sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
To be fair, I did have a teacher tell us that everyone can get different meaning from one writing.
LK 2 years ago
Author read an analysis of his work, and the English teacher was coming up with all sorts of symbolism. The author write to the the newspaper and said it didn't mean anything of the sort, and there was no hidden meaning. The English teacher replied is was obviously subconscious, because it WAS there. Yeah... who do I believe, the author or the over analysis person?!
Catlady6000 2 years ago (edited)
Honestly, the English Teacher. It's like a Rorschach test. Just cause I draw a cigar, as a cigar, doesn't mean someone else can't see something else, so I believe the teacher saw something, whether it was intended or not... But yeah, I hate when people insist on symbolism being there for anyone but themselves.
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RandomFrog(He/They️️) 2 years ago
I had to draw a graphic for my school and I didn’t feel like drawing the faces so I didn’t and just made them liek mannequins and the principal was like wow it’s like you can see yourself as them, so deep. Nah I just didn’t have the time or motivation to draw faces lmao
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago (edited)
Same, but with art class back in the day. I don't remember the exact point of the assignment, but one of my highlights was when I made something simple and s****y in Mondriaan style, and I used felt tips instead of paint because I couldn't be arsed to get all the painting equipment out. My profound BS explanation was that "it symbolizes how Mondriaan's work is basically kindergarten work". As I said, I don't remember the exact point of the assigment, but it did qualify and fit right in, and I got a really good grade. XD
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OneHappyPuppy 2 years ago
Reminds me of a time many moons ago in high school art class, we had a sub for a class bc our regular teacher was sick and she gave us a task to just draw whatever and one smart*ss from our class proceeded to draw the most hilarious drawing of Donald duck, with his left hand (he's right handed) and in the next class the regular teacher came back and made sure to make an elaborate analysis on his "work of art" in all seriousness. She one upped him and he never pulled a similar stunt with her since then...
RedPanda 2 years ago
Reminds me of how the projector wasn’t working and was just displaying a blue screen. We spent the first 10 min using the post-modernist lens to interpret the meaning behind the blue screen lol
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
I have a funny question but did you ever have those projectors in school that had those pens that you would have to calibrate by clicking each spot with the x? I remember having them in elementary and intermediate school but they suddenly disappeared and I haven't seen one since
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Holly The cat 2 years ago
It's not a swallow that carries the coconuts, it's FLOATY COCONUTS CARRYING THEMSELVES!!! THIS SOLVES EVERYTHING!!!!
CalamityOne 2 years ago
Depends on if you're talking an African or European swallow...
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liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Wait until you find out about the camels that migrate by clinging to floating coconuts.
Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Nope, people transport coconuts. Thor Heyerdahl during the Kon-Tiki expedition proved conclusively that coconuts do not remain viable for very long when soaking in salt water.
Fantastic Mr Fox 2 years ago
Yes much more likely that they were brought by humans. Considering coconuts have existed for millions of years why would they only have arrived in the last 500 years.
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Meowmeow 2 years ago
Telling her she's already had 3 meals today and the vet says she's tubby so no mo grubby
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I love you. You just made my day. I just snorted laughter at 5am and woke both of my cats. One of mine is overweight because we free-fed him when he had FIP as a kitten (he survived, yay!) He's still on a diet; he is ALMOST at his goal weight, but he is SO HANGRY 24/7. I am going to tell him he is "tubby so no mo grubby" from now on. Thank you. XD
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Amelia Honeychurch 2 years ago
Explaining to him that, while I love him, his tendency to jump up on my desk and moon 36 Zoom meeting attendees is just not ok.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Good work, team! Here's your cat a*s trophy.
Load More Replies... Owen 2 years ago
Trying to teach Rudie (Rude Boy), not to knock flower pots onto my head when I'm sleeping. I do not think he will learn. I have moved the pots. He wins this round.
Zoe DiAnni 2 years ago
I thought only mine tried to eat plastic, out of all the cats I’ve had she’s the only one who eats plastic
Katrina M. Alecson 2 years ago
Mine also is a firm believer that drywall is delicious. DRYWALL!
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Pandroid Rebellion 2 years ago
Singing her sweet songs I make up about how "she's so cute; a lil tiny tiger in a lil stripey suit" 🎶🎵...y'know, stuff like that.
Mama Penguin 2 years ago
Telling my cat he's already had his bedtime treats, then kiss his tiny fluffy forehead.
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Elita One 2 years ago
Man was time travelling, I really think he did have the elixir of immortality.
No spam 2 years ago
Why didn’t he learn how to *not get arrested* every time, lol?
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I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
Exactly, if you weren't born before 1741, don't waste my time.
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Marek Čtrnáct 2 years ago
I remember a similar joke, where someone is asked if his house (a medieval mill) is haunted: "No! No ghosts there! I've been living in that house for three hundred years and never saw a single ghost!"
Unknown 2 years ago
Oof, imagine being from the city where that was printed... It's written terribly, about a ridiculous arrest, AND people were dumb enough to buy immortality juice from a stranger🤣🤣🤣
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
yep I bought the immortality juice from my neighbor John Young who's lived here since 1700
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MirohLoome (he/she/they) 1 year ago
am i the only one who read this left to right as one paragraph and was VERY confused or am I dumb
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Beetlejuice 2 years ago
I had 2 pet rats named Anabeth and Hermione. They used me and my mom for treats.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
Shouldn't let rats run around unsupervised. Too easy to tread on them, sadly :(
Fennecfoxcat 2 years ago
Idk, my rats are trained to get in there hides when they hear me walking. Also I have adjusted to having them run around that I don't I would
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a normal human (she/her) 2 years ago
inside hands omg that's amazing i want to learn sign language, so if i ever mad at someone i just start signing FURIOUSLY, as if I'm some translator at a rapper's concert, but no one will have NO IDEA what I'm saying 😝
I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
It's pretty easy to learn the basics at least, but when you get to the more detailed stuff it's harder.
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InfiniteZeek 2 years ago
My nephew has cocular implants. If his mom is shouting at him for something and he doesn't want to deal with it he just flicks them off his head. He literally just mutes her 🤣🤣
Omni Unicorn 2 years ago
Uh, not to be THAT person, but... your uncle's mother would be your grandma, not your great-aunt.
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
eh names vary between families. My mom's aunt I call my aunt as well even tho I have an actual aunt that's my mom's sister
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Ilyanna Gerzanich 2 years ago
I'm just imaging the scene In naruto where kakashi is fighting zabuza and they are doing the signs.
Vira 2 years ago
In American Sign Language, in university, we were split into pairs to practice basic communication. I asked if he liked his major. He signs, "I'm hard." I paused before bursting into laughter, and then he realized what he had done. We couldn't stop laughing, so I left the class early. Absolutely 😂
Who am I again? 2 years ago
Just... casually... turn off the light. No more fighting! ANd when they try to sign at you say "can't hear you" 😂
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Mattie 2 years ago
how can your comment be even better than the post itself
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Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Even more annoying when the person dialing turns up their volume or puts it on speaker phone. The it could take a darker twist!
cj be like 8 months ago
this would be better if there were like 20 people in the room, and they all stopped just to listen for the buzzing noise. true friends
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Insono 2 years ago
PSA: everyone who ever comes into physical contact with a bat please get a rabies shot even if you think you didn't get hurt. Rabies is nightmare fuel so you can never be to certain.
Load More Replies... Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Sadly, this bat is actually in distress. Bats can't fly unless they drop from a high area first. Unlike birds, they can't launch from the ground and need the fall to get started. This bat is likely very much trying to reach a place he can use to get back in the air.
Persephone 2 years ago
Aww... I made a joke, but I would scoop him or her up in real life. I can't stand suffering.
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a normal human (she/her) 2 years ago
AWWW i love bats <33 their funky lil mammals lime THEIR MAMMALS AND THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN FLY?? such sweeties
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Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
Better to risk looking ignorant in your search for knowledge than to not seek and remain ignorant.
Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Someone needs to tell the anti-vaxxers this 👀
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N Miller 2 years ago
I'm fairly sure I've told this story before, but anyway... When he was 8 my brother came home from school and confidently announced to mum that "gullible isn't in the dictionary". Mum, being the innocent soul she is, fetched the book in question to show him. She didn't want him to be made fun of - quite ignoring the fact he had the grin of Satan on his face and knew *exactly* what he was doing. When he was 10, he came home from school and confidently announced the same thing. Mum, apparently learning less than her children in two years, fetched the book again....
Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
Is she that innocent or just a master manipulator? One of the best ways to deal with kids questions that are setting you up is to answer them as legitimate questions. Then the kid can either accept the answer or they get stuck with having to explain that it was meant to be a joke but fell flat.
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Giving a test once at a Navy school, I wrote "#19 - b" on the board. Not one of 15 students chose "b", which was the correct answer. "Duh, can't be "b", that's too easy."
Catlady6000 2 years ago (edited)
My History Teacher that put the entire final exam, with answers!!!, on the bulletin board, two weeks ahead of the test. No one even noticed
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Joe Standford 2 years ago
Really smart, smart a*s student, point of order historical facts are written by the victors, how do you check the losing sides version?
CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
So students should never believe what any teacher tells them? They should spend the rest of the day doing research to check that their teachers are honest and accurate? And they are probably going to use the internet for that research, which as we all know is so truthful.
Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
I bet most teachers would love it if the students spent all day doing research into the accuracy of the information they are taught, provided that the students understand the varying quality of the sources of information that they are using.
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foryouwhynot IB 2 years ago
They could even flip the ceiling tiles so that the words weren’t there the first day and then there the second! There would be even better pranks to play!
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sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
I don’t see a baby elephant. All I can see is a light pole. Are there any pandas who can find it?
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Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
Well...I was so confused about the placement of the cat until I realized, "oh, the other kind of balls."
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Next time, I want to see his arms around that famous photo of Bernie Sanders huddled up...
Cthulhu Kitty 2 years ago
I thought the car wandered into the pitch and he was saving protecting it
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
I was just wishing this morning that mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard could be sold in tubes like toothpaste, not these stupid squeeze bottles that sadistically won't let you have the last little bit of the particular product. Or, trying to get the last mayo out of a jar. You can squeeze basically all of the toothpaste out of a tube.
Kar Red Roses 2 years ago
some people just want to see the world burn *_*
Load More Replies... Isabel Care 2 years ago
Decades ago we went to France on day trips, not just for booze and f**s, but for mayo and condensed milk in tubes, also for soft vanilla waffles, bread and chocolate.
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Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
People always say when they see pics of rare phenomena like this, 'oh, I would love to see something like this in real life.' We both know if you saw this in real life you'd be wrapping tin foil round your head and hiding in the closet, Tonya.
Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
Went to google images to look at them. Would be awestruck to see them in real life!!😲
Elizabeth Truss 2 years ago
I looked too and it looks just like how I used to make my clouds and my waves as a kid 😂
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Worst Cop in Britain 2 years ago
Coolest clouds we get around here are lenticular clouds round the tops of the mountains.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
I wouldn't stand an stare. Sea waves? Naah. It would be a quick u-turn, and away as quickly as possible. It's alien invasion or God parting the grey clouds. Either way - doesn't look good.
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Will Cable 2 years ago
I'm wanting a cake now, this moment. So if this is still on the internet in the future when time travel is possible someone please take note 14:56 Saturday 25th March 2023
Jiji The Cat 2 years ago
but... what if the reason nobody's coming is because you destroyed the future?
Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
"I'm thinking of committing several brutal murders. What's that? No one has come to stop me? Guess it's okay then."
Emily Jones 2 years ago
Such a bad decision that you destroyed the future before time machines were invented?
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
The Time Tunnel? I've only seen it like once, and it was years ago....I think that's the name 😬🤞
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RandomFrog(He/They️️) 2 years ago
Call back to that time me and my friend mistakes platonic attraction for romantic attraction and accidentally dated for nine months and became absolute super friends but never kissed
Adashimalover 2 years ago
I need genuine help on how to tell romantic from platonic love. I can literally never tell when I love someone or if I just like them as a friend. I don't really know if this has anything to do with the post and I know I'm probably wasting you guys time but if anyone can help that would be great.
Tine Jansen 2 years ago
Do you feel a twist in your stomach when you look at them? Do you want them to pay attention to you, to focus on you? When you imagine putting your arm around them or vice versa, does it feel exciting? All those things are generally signs of romantic attraction. Some people will say “well do you want to kiss them? Sleep with them?” but for many people, they need time to know the person better before they feel stirrings like that. I will say though that if the thought of sleeping with them makes you feel ill, that is a good sign to keep it platonic.
Load More Replies... XenoMurph 2 years ago
99% of our friendships are platonic. Enjoy and appreciate the person. The rush to find a romantic relationship is destructive. It's so much less stress to just forget that whole side of things and just like people for being people. If it happens it happens, you'll know, if you don't know, then it's not, or the relationship has not progressed to that point yet. Chill.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I think I might be attracted to a girl in my class but I can’t tell what kind of attraction it is. Is it platonic, romantic or other? I can’t tell at all
Mim“the Swede”Sorensson 2 years ago
HA HA HA!! Yes!! I’m storing this one for later, it’s fantastic!
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧 2 years ago
Wait, shouldn't it be silent if it's an anti- thunderstorm? Far more terrifying if you were going about ypur life during the day, and it suddenly got pitch black & completely soundless.
Ale Fab 2 years ago
Good point! I was merely going to suggest that the sound could PRECEDE the flash.
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T5n 2 years ago (edited)
As someone who has included something similar in the past, it is quite fun to use things like this to confuse or scare players
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Giant alien spider 2 years ago (edited)
The term is auto-defenestration. Why do I know these grim facts? (I'm not saying this to correct you, just wanted to share.)
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
Only having a second floor classroom prevented me from doing this. And even then, there were some days ...
T.M.P Janssen 2 years ago
I feel that. Our old chemistry teacher was veeeery energetic and would regularely drop to the floor or dramatically hold on to the shelves when we didnt know what to say. Dude was amazing as most of our chemistry teachers were.
Nosirrow 2 years ago
Yesterday I tried to get my third graders to translate 'my favourite' into Polish and my example is always 'my favourite colour is pink' while holding my pink water bottle. First graders can guess the meaning at the start of the school year, but those third graders just stared at me. Oh, boy.
Sinnsyk Jakte 2 years ago
...at least you didn't have to suddenly emotionally support that teacher because they out loud said they were gonna kill themself.
Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Not true. he was bursting for a pee, and the nearest bathroom was 3 corridors away.
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I misread at first and thought they were telling Dorothy L Sayers said, “okay cool”.
Joe Reaves 2 years ago
It makes sense that it's real because Gaudy Night involves the narrator returning to her Oxbridge college (yes I can't remember which university so I'm being inclusive) so she is reflecting on change and both universities have rivers, presumably with ducks.
Brenda 2 years ago
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck..... nvrmnd, ducks can't talk
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RedMarbles 2 years ago
My friends and I did this too. Has to be a common thing for young people. We also posed like we were dead, usually draped awkwardly off of furniture.
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
As a kid I saw a bunch of young guys doing the latter pose. It turned out they were all just really really hungover.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
People without heads are common once you gain access to higher level executives.
SCamp 2 years ago
Brought to you by the same lot that took pictures of dead family members (memento mori) often babies posing them as if they were stiill alive
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
That one has more to do with people wanting at least one photo to remember their dead children and not having one from when they were alive, because it's hard to make kids stay still long enough for the photography of the time and it wasn't cheap either
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BLONDTROBL 2 years ago
Drumroll: That's why they're always in schools. Ba dum bump
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Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
As a die-hard fishermen, I can attest that these colors work. I see them in stores and buy 'em by the dozen. The fish generally don't care about them, but they catch me every time...
That emo Girl 2 years ago
IWISHTHATTHESEWEREFISHBECAUSEIWOILDHAVETHEMALLINAMASSIVETANKANDTHEYWOULDHAVETHEBESTCARE!!!!!!!!
Cpt. Robert Christian 2 years ago
"Would you like to swing on a star.... or would you rather be a fish?"
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Lee F. 2 years ago
We have recently debunked this! Shrimp have more cones in their eyes because they lack the brain power to blend colours. We have 3 but the brain is powerful enough to blend.
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ChocolateCake 2 years ago (edited)
okay but for real does anyone feel like water has a sweet taste when you're really thirsty? just me? okay
LeeAnne B 2 years ago
Of course you can taste water. The first mistake is believing it doesn't have a taste.
Brooklyn Roffman 2 years ago
Wait what, is it not normal to taste different kinds of waters differently?
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Idk. But I was taught somewhere that real, pure water had no flavor/taste, and what we perceive as "water flavor" is just whatever minerals and whatnot that haven't been filtered out. TIL it's just that we don't have the correct taste buds for water? Mind blown 🤯
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago (edited)
Wait what is this true? WHAT DOES WATER TASTE LIKE TO DIFFERENT ANIMALS??
BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
I DONT KNOW AND NOW MY BRAIN IS FULL OF QUESTIONS
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Mackenzie cupit 2 years ago
I mean water does have a taste depending on the temperature- for me atleast
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Felicia Baxter 3 months ago
if he were alive today he probably would say that though, i purposly kept the title "in the closet" because he thought it was funny
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
I have a coach who is not a native speaker and my two favorites are “you have all lost and you will all lose” into “you are losers you will always be losers” and “you will be doing this whole drill solo” into “you will be forever alone”
Verinder of the Valley 2 years ago
When you are too sexy your baby can get... inBREAD. I'll show myself out.
Michelle Kirby 2 years ago
There is a saying in Arabic that is literally translates “making snakes” which means similar to “beating around the bush”. I interviewed someone who said it and now it’s one of my favorite work phrases.
Melissa Robinson 2 years ago
My vietnamese boss used to be running around like chicken without head
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Dana Ondráčková 2 years ago
Imagine taking picture of this and suddenly, the soot web crawls away
Brittania Kelli 2 years ago
Take it back now! I did not need that evil seed planted in my brain box, especially not before bed time!
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SarahBee 2 years ago
They're carbon chains, in case anyone knows what a carbon chain is. I don't.
GoGoPDX 2 years ago (edited)
here is some basic information on how these are formed https://www.quora.com/How-are-soot-tags-formed?top_ans=265497837
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New Everywhere 2 years ago
Excuse me Science? It's gonna be a hard no for us, but thank you.
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️ Hungry Salmon Shark ️ 2 years ago
According to google they’re caused by chemicals mixing with the smoke and then getting blown around, sticking to walls, roofs etc.
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
But why do they land like that? What are they stuck to that makes that shape??!!
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BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
I totally read that in a British accent and I'm here for it
Load More Replies... Loverboy (He/him they/them) 2 years ago
Little fella is far too cute to be Snape (book version)
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I have a chameleon tape dispenser and it changes color when you touch it long enough 😊
Severus Snape (she/her) 2 years ago
*silent crying* Why? Please, you have turned me into a snail. WHYYYYYYYY?
#49
sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
I’m sorry potato but your brethren are no longer with us
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sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
My friends would describe me as smart, curious, and analytical.
XenoMurph 2 years ago
What house is pretentious, overconfident, and undereducated?
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BeepBoop the Single Pringle 2 years ago
okay but I would totally tell someone that. I'm definitely real I promise
Load More Replies... Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I dont fit in these houses so they'd say I'm pizza; a bit flakey, a bit saucey and quite cheesy
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Hi my downvote fairy. How’s ya day going
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Seamus Crumley 2 years ago
Sorry Americans. What is the deal with you and Harry Potter? In Ireland, we have moved on. Probably because we still have fairies and leprechauns.
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
They call me coffee cuz.....I don't know, I just like having a nickname....
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ChocolateCake 2 years ago (edited)
i don't know why but the first thing I imagined was two people skipping it on the water
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Nayla Kanaan 2 years ago
One time my moms apple watch out of the blue was like “here is something you might find interesting” it was the wikipedia page for death…
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Isabel Care 2 years ago
Their shoes were brushed and neat, and that was very strange as they hadn't any feet
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
He tried his best and he deserves to finally be at peace after months on the battlefield. He saved many lives. He was a hero.. but how will we tell his wife and 2 kids?
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Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Why do we seem to keep promoting people wanting to kill themselves in popular culture? Like, do I get that a decent amount of people feel that way? Yes, especially as someone who once did. But it's just not funny to me. It just seems depressing. Please don't downvote me! I'm just a little upset by the phenomenon. Not trying to sound rude!
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Shira Blumberg 2 years ago
Idk if they’re a dad, but gaud is the best person on tumblr
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Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Fun Fact: the scent of glucose actually triggers a response in the body that makes stomache muscles relax, creating extra room.
Load More Replies... Bored Trash Panda 2 years ago (edited)
Same, but with bread sticks which I am currently eating after eating a plate of pasta
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Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago (edited)
I will be your broom mate, little cat 🥺
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Brenda 2 years ago
Additional languages are easier to learn the younger you are. Birth to like age 8 or so is the best time. Much harder when your brain is "set in a language" to learn another
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Yep. I was adopted at birth into a Hispanic family, so I'm fluent in Spanish and English. I dated my ex (who is Chinese) for 22 years and while I got to the point where I could understand a good bit of Mandarin, there is NO HECKIN' WAY I was capable of training my mouth to actually recreate the phonemes of Mandarin. XD His mom tried so hard to teach me, but I never "got it".
Load More Replies... Michelle C 2 years ago
I’ve been studying French since I was about six years old. I’m still not completely proficient and fluent as a native speaker would be and I’m in my 30s now. Mastering and maintaining anything is truly a lifelong endeavor.
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Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
Excellent comment: "'The Monkey's Paw curls' is a standard reaction phrase these days meaning 'Sure, you'll get what you wish, but something else much more horrible will happen because of it'."
Antony Aston 2 years ago
I've been using 'Got the morbs' for years. I wonder where I got it from?
Christian Fuller 2 years ago
"Monkey paw finger curls" is most likely the least strenuous weight training exercise I've ever heard.
Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago
Strenuous enough to bring your son back from the dead
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Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
Sorry to disillusion you at this late date, but it's pretty well-known that Snuggle cheats like a bear at Uno. His stuffing consists entirely of "Pick up 4" cards.
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Chamion 2 years ago
In the Netherlands we call this a "Lieveheersbeestje" Which are actually 3 words. Which roughly translates to: Love rule critter.... Sometimes I hate my own language
Jaya 2 years ago
That's just because you're misinterpreting the word. 'heers' does not refer to 'heersen' (rule) but to 'heer' (lord), and the 's' refers to possession. Thinks of it as lieve-heer-zijn-beestje: dear lord's little animal (or critter, if you prefer). Basically God's animal, isn't that a cute name?
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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago
This is what the Third Amendment is: "No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law."
Mocha The Lion 2 years ago
dumbed down, (i think) "can i live in your house?" "no"
Load More Replies... RagDollLali 2 years ago
I actually remember this one because I spent last year helping my husband study for his naturalization test! (He passed with flying colors!)
Angi 2 years ago
I'm american and I don't know that one... like most Americans I just stopped reading after the 2nd. I can talk c**p and carry a gun what more do I need to know. Granted I've never owned a gun.
RedMarbles 2 years ago
I thought they cover the rather short document with its amendments in all our public schools? I think I got a double dose since I switched high schools.
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sociallyanxiousslug(She/Her) 2 years ago
Lol I had to look up the third amendment and I’m american
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Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
as a person who plays cello, this image makes my arms and legs hurt
Kai 2 years ago
eheheheh i'm in my school orchestra (cello player) and we have: guitar cello (as picture above), violin cello (very painful and difficult), and double bass cello
Kai 2 years ago
i should note that the conductor did not come up with these. he would probably take away cello privileges if he knew. this was all us.
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JoyfulZebra 2 years ago (edited)
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Load More Replies... Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Reminds me of the post I saw about a parent who said they overheard their kid incorporating "don't forget to like share and subscribe!" into playtime with their toys.
RagDollLali 2 years ago
The best part is that you can use all your strange voices to narrate things for your baby and they don't judge, they just laugh like "Gimme more! I love it!"
#72
Joe Standford 2 years ago
When you realize you're so old you remember chats use to have a whisper function where you could send to just one person
#73
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
The fact that I read it several times because I pictured it as “Bow-fay-dees”
Immortal Jellyfish 2 years ago
It's pronounced bo - fa - dees (both of these)
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Z Alexi 2 years ago
What ignorant ghetto-ese. U don't want to learn English so u make up some junky low-class "words"...learn the ones we have. The thesaurus is overflowing w/o your adolescent c**p. Last century Russia expunged letters in its alphabet to make language simpler & books thinner. U.S. students can barely pass college-entrance exams & 45-50% of minorities are high-school dropouts...shamefully stupid.
MaximumKarmaSaint 1 year ago
That's rich coming from the guy who doesn't even spell most of his words correctly.
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Otto Katz 2 years ago
omg https://www.google.com/search?q=1882+teapot+man&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS852US853&oq=1882+teapot+man&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i160l5.8471j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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RedMarbles 2 years ago
May soon be at eternal peace in the abandoned grain silo if it still has grain. (Complimentary public service announcement on the shockingly dangerous places that are grain silos. They should have used grain instead of quicksand in all those tv shows some of us grew up on.)
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
When I was a teen I watched an episode of an Australian medical drama where someone fell into a grain silo. Horrific! Then I saw an Irish series where characters were purposely jumping into a silo!
Doctor Strange 2 years ago
Fun Fact: Grain silos are explosive. Grain dust in the air is flammable, and if enough collects inside the silo, an ignition will cause it to explode. This is known as an FAE (Fuel Air Explosion)
Clay S. 2 years ago
Some major explosions have resulted from faulty equipment lighting grain dust
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Edward Finger Hands 2 years ago
tecksture has extra texture: now with more crunchy consonants!
mysterious 2 years ago
I believe the cut off part was something along the lines of "Mmm, One way ticket to tickettown"
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I made some meringue cookies a couple months ago, for the first time. They were unpleasantly chewy and not nice. Both my brother and I looked at each other and went, actual meringue is so much nicer, why'd they spoil it?
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a normal human (she/her) 2 years ago
he went through the 5 stages of grief in the matter of a nanosecond
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oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago
I love when people are surprised that tumblr still exists. Like pfft, you really thought it could die?
CC Boom 2 years ago
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River Daski 2 years ago
not me scrolling the list looking for anyone im friends with, and i found one! xD
oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago
I love when people are surprised that tumblr still exists. Like pfft, you really thought it could die?
CC Boom 2 years ago
Tumblr cannot be killed. It's a pillar of the interwebs
Load More Replies... River Daski 2 years ago
not me scrolling the list looking for anyone im friends with, and i found one! xD
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