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Sometimes you see a product so bizarre, you think “who even buys this?” Well, guess what, there is a decent chance you just got yourself pranked by one of the best in the business. 

The “Obvious Plant” Instagram page, run by comedy-lover and prankster Jeff Wysaski, is dedicated to creating and placing fake items in stores to confuse, scare and delight customers. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and share your thoughts below. Bored Panda reached out to Jeff via email and will update the article when he gets back to us. 

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MooMooFutch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Excessive Scuttle" made me scream laugh!!

Cat Dragon
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How dare you insult the trilobite. The trilobite might be the only cool thing in the package. THE SCUTTLE IS NOT EXCESSIVE IT IS THE BEST ABOUNT OF SCUTTLE

ckcl
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last one is a Coelacanth. It was thought to be extinct untill it was accidentally discovered alive off South Africa in the 1930s.

Pyla
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't hate on the Coelacanth!

Mark
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WDYM TOO LONG? It's perfect for driving a stake into your enemies' hearts

Joanne Earle
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK where can I find things like this? I would buy the heck out of this!!!!

Mike F
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Like 90 arms..." 😂😂

Riley Quinn
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stupidest animals? Not one of these creatures caused their own extinction like humans are in the process of doing.

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    whaaaaaaaaaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if it's Cornman approved they must be really high quality

    Ricardo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously they never went to Peru, where there is corn of all colors, including black, purple, red and almost every color of the rainbow.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've grown glass gem corn! It's beautiful! But CORNMAN HAS DECREED! XD

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    Seoyeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl kinda want it for the many different shades of yellow. Now my dreams of drawing the perfect corn can come true

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay!!! Finally, Corn Man accessories!

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be a real thing because I bet the Corn Palace in Mitchell SD would sell them in their gift shop.

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corn comes in all of these FUC OFF colours lol

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me think about Tariq, The Corn Kid.

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joyless Careers: Cashier - Minium wage - Being yelled at by Karen - Try to not kill himself and/or fall asleep

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    organize the same shelf for 50 years... ouch, no need to get this real Obvious Plant!

    Zophra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come with... no healthcare.

    volcanic_larva3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's smiling he must be so happy" Him on the inside: "I am but a husk. Dried inside, only shown what I am on the outside."

    Tree P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! I laughed so hard I almost peed myself!

    badmotorfinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "action" figure looks as if he's looking for a fight. "what's up bro?!"

    Melody
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in retail. The getting yelled at by customers thing really doesn't happen that much unless you actually work at the customer service desk or if you're a cashier. Or at least it didn't happen to me much. But I have a pleasant voice and I genuinely enjoy helping the customers.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a book where this group of archaeologists went to Peru to see what happened to the last group. They climbed up this high hill to the camp to find everyone dead, with plants growing out of them. The plants were intelligent enough to learn from "hunting" humans. It was a very interesting survival story. Very dark, but I couldn't put it down.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We am become dirt”. We all will one day, my friend.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The moss... its growing on me! HELP!

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, somebody call Anthony the positivity robot!

    Bertha Madott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please. Please. Please. Where can I buy this!?! I need this like yesterday. I have cash credit cards PayPal. Any currency. Money no object.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a desire for this sometimes, not for death but just a nice nap

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP stop censoring things!

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna buy it... until I read that it contains ingredients :(

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough caffeine to kill a wolf? Darn I guess I can't have weird frog energy

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you're safe! You've got like 2% different DNA from us!

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    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun to misuse?! count me in!

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more like a surreal meme 💀

    AgingBull
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I even mention Kill Bill, oh that kill is fine I guess

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    Mavis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one too, I'd buy these.

    Stannous Flouride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was, "Do they give a discount if I buy in bulk?"

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    Aubrie Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got these for my boyfriend for Christmas!

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex and the City T-shirts, budget edition: “I’m a Mirantha”!

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really need a set of these, where can I buy? Just asking for my f-........acquaintance.......

    Rin (all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they had these when I was a middle schooler. There was this group of girls calling me their friend even though I was just a tiiiiny bit acquainted with like 2 of them. I'd give these to them.

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    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure my mom will get me this for my birthday. My name is not Lisa and I don't wear shoes with laces.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But my name isn't Lisa :(

    Julian S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "warning do not expect more from me this is all you get

    Rin (all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the warnings and unit numbers on all the products. They're hilarious! This one, for instance, says n0tfun and warning do not expect more from me

    Abigail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: Do not expect more from me this is all u get.

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :you can just throw it away if you want". LMAO this applys to most gifts.

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that Sonic-teacup monstrosity?!?

    Katherine Haughton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my parents after i get an 83 on an algebra assignment..

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like reading the unit names. This one is unit: uR-bAD

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CrossCode people, you see that frog that is a rabbit? That's a Frobbit.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started to chuckle until I considered many people would take this seriously.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grumpy looks like it has Mitch McConnell’s resting Mitch face 🤭

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god...it really does. 🤣🤣

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    Amanda Moore
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love these little messed up guys😃 I bought mine off of Temu for about 2 dollars. Definitely worth it just for the laugh,lol😝

    Salem
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “This product is not real - nothing is real”

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I find this? I need Beach (or whatever that word might be) Crystals.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for ruining the joke censors.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bath crystals for bad babes only

    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A female dog is called a b***h. See? Context changes the word so why can’t I say female dog? Censorship is f**kíng dumb

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be crystal clear, it is only for bad bitches? Not for good girls? /J

    Smalltoid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h, bitches, b****y, bitching...just checking to see what get censored

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    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda, stop this B U L L S H I T censor

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love to send a whole bunch of these to Amy Creepy Barret and her children!! 😜💪🏻

    Julian S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "life's a b***h. Prepare to die!" Is an excellent catchphrase

    nobody lol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if you r a boy or man, then you may wanna know, this is what happens in the girls bathroom.

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    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, BP censor is getting sloppy!

    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's post #61. You gotta stop caring at some point.

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    Esté
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not slap at face or @nus"

    Analyn Lahr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda digging these B***h Crystals girls. Might make a fun cartoon.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I keep reading it in Yoda's voice, 'b***h slap you I will.' ?

    Katherine Haughton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i currently am purchasing this item and will b***h slap many people with this glorious artifact

    M Li
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't slap face or a**s

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    Susie Elle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE SPELL COMPLETE. IT IS PERMANENT.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't marry him! We've already seen the movies about how his children turn out.

    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is does he see butter as an esoteric threat or a luxury?

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder Corn Man has that pissed off look on his face. They couldn’t have made it so the cob was vertical instead of horizontal? And a peg leg to boot? Poor guy. Cripes.

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nick Fury. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative

    badmotorfinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪ Corn man, come together with your hands...Save me, I'm together with your plan...Save me...Save me, yeah...With your...With your hands ♪

    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Corn Man look like Prince Valiant?

    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It is permanent." *enhanced scurry*

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    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very tempted to take the flavorings out, melt it all in a bowl and see how it tastes.

    Rin (all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get weirder and weirder. Like, WHAT IS CHODE?

    AshTheArtist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mm wet grass, my favorite flavor :)

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corbin was my ex's nickname. Looked about like that, too.

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is Corbin a nickname for? Corbinopolis? Corbinaro?

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    Phobrek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corbin has a family plan for full health care insurance (plus dental and optics). He may be the right choice

    Lara Verne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit, at least buy me dinner first.

    AshTheArtist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw, does anyone else notice how it says "Warning: Your choice is legally binding"?

    AshTheArtist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This.... hurts me. In so many ways.

    New Everywhere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dallas. Corbin Dallas is the only Corbin I acknowledge

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    Persephone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I Am Book ", narrated by Vin Diesel.

    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Book want to Book this Book

    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this feels like a less sexual chuck tingle product, and that's definitely a compliment

    wellsfamily
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This book is very Booky... Highly recommeded by my book club.

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    Dnd Panda (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually love the crust I would buy this

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our dog would *LOVE* this! Crusts - bread crusts, pizza crusts, etc. - are about his favorite food. (Except for Rib Bones - he thinks those are the bestest candy bars EVER!)

    KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband pulls the middle of Baguettes and balls it up. His idea was robbed!

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    Phendrena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eye, the eye!! Oh the belly button!! the BUTTON!!

    John L
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, how is it "guaranteed", warm? You know what nevermind...some questions shouldn't be asked.

    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    john... you didnt notice that the products on this page are jokes?

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    Britches are for everyone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad they blurred that awful word. Blurring it helped me not to have to think about what it might be, even though I think I know, but thanks BP, I didn't have to clutch my pearls and use my fainting couch for the fifteenth time this week.

    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her urine is most defintely NOT clean.

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    Marina r Lawes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So surreal, I could not stop laughing.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I want to watch this.

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. Just the thought of Care Bears offing christ tickles me.

    BWC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Care Bears! Job well done.

    Julian S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care bare Netflix reboot looks great

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disappointed that it's a fake because I would want to try Level 7

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd always thought he was called Timothy. The Buoys made a song about that ... about miners eating a peer when they were captured after the mine caved in, actually pretty funny ... youtube also has some nice covers of it, but here's the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXn0uIF60iU

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has some Pizza Tower energy. I can't explain it.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obvious plant? I think half the attraction is that it might be animal

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    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to toot my own horn here but I get my daily intake of horn. it does make me toot though...

    MooMooFutch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I meant to take my daily serving of bike horns this morning. This just reminded me.

    Lester the Space Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect "snak" when you're feeling horny! 🥴

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. They've got crabs. Wait! Isn't crabs a... OH DEAR GOD NO!!!

    Saddest_Lion
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If crabbing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis...

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jamie Lee Curtis used to do commercials for a yoghurt with probiotics. She then went on Saturday Night Live, and did a skit where she was wearing adult diapers called "Oops, I crapped my pants".

    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SAXOPHONE and CRABS! My two favorite things to eat!

    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, get treatment for your crabs. Then comes jazz 😎🎶

    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slang for a crab is crotch criquetes

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s cute tho I would buy it just for the plushie

    Julian S.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another franchise ruined by corporate greed. Jazz crabs used to mean something

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    somnomania
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminder to everyone to take a moment and just breathe and be present!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 'not content' just another way of saying 'incontinent'? Which is what you are if you're not on an island or in the ocean?

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know so many people I would give this to.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adventure Time's Lemon Head is promoting his nephews again.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every woman would want a bra that fits.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should become a real card to go with gag gifts.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is by far the best. It describes greeting cards accurately.

    Julian S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "visit from herman" is less of a gift and more of a threat

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take Weird Grub for 200, please!

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    Audra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew there was something of about Caillou!!! 😳😳😂

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were so dumb that we invented machines that could do our work for us... and we still work!

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were so dumb we invented machines to kill eachother and ourselves for us

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    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I thought the Paleozoic Animals were supposed to be the stupidest. That's what you SAID. You can't have 2 stupidest animals, because I am one of them and I should know.

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the African man the most primitive in appearance? (His facial structure, arms, etc)

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the downvote? I don't think calling out casual racism is a bad thing. There is an obvious discrepancy between how the toys were designed.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone was thinking: Christians out, Crustaceans in 🦐

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Angry FlyingSpaghettiMonster noises*

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Religion just hit an all-time high

    Mitchell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh BP censor is on strike!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm...Maybe it's time to switch. Does the new god come with batteries?

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And then there was a great war between the Prawn God and the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sensing a weird frog theme on this page (and no, I will not trample him). 🐸💚

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not stomp Derek. I love Derek. Derek is fren.

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read the warning in the corner. You are hurting him. Just be aware.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful, good for toilet snakes as well!

    Rin (all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anthony is awesome! I would buy him. And I'd also buy Derek so I could save him from getting trampled, he'd live on my shelf in a box with a blanket and get photos of him taken daily

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this robot. His name is Rung. Oh, and Sun. And Blitzwing. And Monty. And Prowl. And--

    Amanda Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall stomp anyone who tries to stomp Derek...and then set them on fire just because 😈🔥

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    MooMooFutch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Texas and Florida isn't it?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking California and New York

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that it is illegal in the states of liquid and gas. Just imagine liquid bologna and gaseous bologna, and you would understand why they are illegal in those two states.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it in the back of the fridge long enough, and you will eventually get liquid and gaseous bologna.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly WHOSE bologna is it in the pictures?

    Ragnar
    Community Member
    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite was the video of some █████ being ██████ by their ██████ balogna.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Georgia the state and Georgia the country are the two states

    nobody lol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want some nc 17 footage of my bf

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slide, slither, as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the skeleton man!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just lie there quietly and pretend to be a puddle. If your skeleton steps in you, surround him instantly before he gets away. If he doesn't step in you, oh well. Being a puddle is fun, too.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My experience in the Undertale fandom, and I'm fine with it.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not the type to play video games when I can do the thing irl

    Five Years
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonus! Automatically vote for Trump.

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    SDLT010
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at the babies and the mother's funeral. 😂

    Julian S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has "weird stress dream" energy

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also available: Set B. Includes toilet stall at the beach, outdoor klezmer concert, Walmart loading dock, pig tent at the county fair and dumpster behind The Golden Corral

    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim & Eric should get on this one.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less phallic! 😂😂😂

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you hold it horizontally when you eat it, you know, like good girls do 😝

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    Prince Lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone else remeber the colored ketchup, they had pink and green, it was awsome.... oh and purple

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twice as expensive because it's for ladies!

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unit: #G1rldog top picture. Unit: #fr3nch3d bottom picture

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does sauerkraut count as "healthier salad topping"?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Picasso reference with the hands?

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks pretty accurate actually, down to the facial expression 😂

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trick. Those things aren't fun at ALL.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    War Thunder has ruined me. That is an M48 Patton American medium tank, and in fact does not shoot missiles but rather HEATFS shells. Also gun barrel droopy

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apache Attack Helicopters: Am I a joke to you?

    Elina Wachtmeister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, the best gift is to have a friend to join you in ddestorying all of humanity with your tank. DUH

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, apparently goddamn is not a bad word here at Bored Panda. Who woulda thunk

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you could water the lawn with that gun. I think I'll stick with friendship.

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YEEEESSSSS! Perhaps Russia should buy out the company!

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I want to know who Duncan is..?

    _physically_insane_(he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom had a boss named Duncan so Duncan is an old guy who works in Canada's forestry industry in British Columbia

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He puts up a good front, but you can tell Duncan is lonely.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make up reminds me of Cassandra from Doctor Who. Moisturize me!

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought LadyDraw from a guy on the subway, got home & found out it was for Linux. Worst day ever

    Justme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vacuuming is my least favorite “hobby”

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why there were alien toys with genitals in the first place is my question

    Ragnar
    Community Member
    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The warning label tho 😂😂😂

    Rin (all pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm happy now? I guess? Idk it's still weerd

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking about this makes me want to scream. I can literally feel this on my teeth.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audition for the remake of London After Midnight!

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    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orange cats are easily the 2nd best cats around. Black cats are obviously number 1 🐾

    MurderAndBooks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my orange and white cat read this and is not pleased

    whineygingercat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! My ginger cat Tookie is offended by this and is now contacting his lawyer to demand an apology and a cease and desist order.

    alaina66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT ONE! I JUST ADOPTED A PSYCHOTIC ORANGE CAT!!

    J C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE my crazy orange cat!!!

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    whaaaaaaaaaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought ew gross you'd probably p**s in your own mouth but then I realized you can't pee if you don't have kidneys

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probally has his organs squished all the way down so that he has his kidneys in his foot or something, so yes, he pees out his foot.

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    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance I thought it was a PEZ dispenser.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the head was attached to a propane tank...

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually 2 separate things; someone's lower body, with a giant head set on top. It isn't even glued or screwed together, and there was no hardware included. 1 star.

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    Ragnar
    Community Member
    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had a stroke reading the back

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the original human origins dust? Be careful with that stuff, Conan! It might be your ancestors!

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May cause cause it may cause" ... good to know

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has done things ... terrible things ... ᵐᵘʳᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˢ...

    AshTheArtist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I want to befriend Waldo now..?

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    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That turkey to cheese ratio is insane..

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best indication of how fake it is :P

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike most food services, at least they had the integrity to tell us.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally I’m safe from angry walruses!

    Ragnar
    Community Member
    4 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need a Sandra in our lives

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Sandra! You and Anthony are here for us (that is, until you join the robot uprising and enslave all of us puny humans, but hey, nobody's perfect)

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    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I currently have the Super Jeff 2 console. This game 4K. Very nice. Fun time!

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah, here's what I'll be seeing in my dreams for the next few nights.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about: Biscut Beast, Little Bird, Emily, Bort, Lord don Record, Puffy and Mossy the bin dweler

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Semasame A B D C- sounds like MAGA spelling 😝

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    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in a shop, someone just grabbed some receipt paper and wrote 'I don't want to work here any more. I am quitting.' signed it, gave it to the boss and left for good...

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a good thing to order!

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    MooMooFutch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works on the horse? It's Ketamine isn't it?

    alaina66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah...with my insomnia, I need these!

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I could use both of these.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the gel, and pop it in their face

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silica packets will be useful for drying cell phones when they get wet, keeping books dry, and defogging windshields.

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    Amanda Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the warning in the corner,lol💩

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two birds will not stand a chance against the stone.

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gary has been framed by the Care Bears for killing god. Thats why his being arrested

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suck it, Gary!

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    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the warning "MAY CONTAIN SHARP COMPONENTS. BE CAREFUL WHEN TAKING BIG DUMP from packaging"

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost looks like something my cat puked up.

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloody hobo, stealling from the workers (bees).

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as dumb as the dinosaurs, dey all dead....

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little thing is adorable. 😍

    Lena Sklenar🇺🇦
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THESE THINGS ARE SOOOOO CUTE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fooish non-believer. This Algorithm will disapper soon. But the Fly Spagheti Monster? It is eternal, forever and shall never be destroyed.

    Kiki’sNotLookingBack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a little too close to home to be funny, lol

    John L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are cheating me, I only paid for the hands, not arms....ripoff!

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    alaina66
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! HA! HA! THE SMILING PREGNANT BOY!! HE'S SO PROUD!!

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    _physically_insane_(he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your username about the quarkbeast from that book series with the orphan girl (Jenny?) and her magic boyfriend and a sorcerer old folks home and dragons and the princess who gets turned into a scullery maid by her mom?

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    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can see Gru's mother in that image, which therefore explains the minion

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Grub we trust. All hail Grub! Our Lord and saviour, our heavenly defender and feeder of the people.

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    Liz Thomas
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bee is made from an earring . I know bc I have the earrings

    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex and the City character name slaughter continues: Samanthana

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    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She and Corn Man are made for each other!

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember using a device very similar to this one, to butter corn on the cob. Anyone know what I'm talking about and what it's called or who makes it?

    Diana Burnwood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't remember who made it, but it's the butter stick. It came out of a dragons den deal

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    MooMooFutch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, my mother used one in the fridge as a water jug for years. She knew it was a p**s pot. It wasn't never used as that though.

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    flower petals
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do *not* trample pandas!! 🐼🐼 Just downvote if you disagree and leave it at that 🙃

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