“Cryptid Dogs”: 30 Times People Managed To Snap A Pic Of Their Dogs At Just The Right Moment
Put your hand up if you love dogs. Wow, quite a crowd! To be honest, we expected nothing less. However, even the biggest canine fans know that photography can be a tricky thing to get right if the lighting's off, your subject keeps moving, or tends to be overly derpy.
That’s where the Cryptid Dogs online community comes in. The group celebrates doggos who look bizarre yet continue to be their adorable selves. We’ve collected some of the goofiest pics to share with you, and they look like they could come from our most confusing dreams. Scroll down to check them out. And remember to upvote the goodest boys and girls.
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Pomeramian In Sunlight
I Was Told To Post My Brother's Floof Here. She Really Looks Like That 24/7 From My Height
B L O B E
According to the creator of the Cryptid Dogs subreddit, the group is meant to show appreciation for the “weird-looking lads” in people’s lives. The photos are meant to represent canines that look “so strange you can’t help but find them adorable.”
Though many of the photos are derpy, goofy, and silly, others are beyond bizarre and wouldn’t seem amiss in your nightmares.
My Godmother’s Neighbor’s Dog
The Tendril Has Requested Your Presence
Came Across This Intense Lookin Fella
The online community was created all the way back in the second half of 2019. Now, more than 5 years later, it’s home to 56k members who like dogs, photography, memes, and weird(er) internet content.
It just goes to show that taking a good, high-quality picture of your pet is harder than it looks. Any of you Pandas who have dogs or cats at home probably know what a challenge it is when your floofs keep moving about.
This Dog
I Guess The Exit Isn’t An Option
Haunted Skinwalker Lurking
Nooo! Not a skinwalker! Borzois are perfect puppers and gorgeous in every way! I hope to someday be blessed by having a long-snooooooooot in my life <3
Many of the images that end up on the Cryptid Dogs subreddit are incredibly meme-worthy. That is, they have a lot of potential to go viral on the internet. Meanwhile, a handful of them have already become memes that have been shared and reshared on social media for years.
It’s impossible to know for certain what kind of content will end up being popular, but a good rule of thumb is to look at how (un)relatable it is. To oversimplify, the best memes end up resonating with the target audience on some level.
Unsolicited Stick Pic
In Loving Memory Of My Goofy Goober
Smile
Cryptids are supernatural, mythical, or strange creatures from stories that some people believe exist or have existed in the past but have yet to conclusively prove any of this. Some of the most commonly known cryptids include beings like Bigfoot, Sasquatch, and Yeti, as well as the Loch Ness monster.
It’s easy to scoff at so-called cryptozoologists, but nature can be weird, wonderful, and evolve in very peculiar ways. Just look at dinosaurs—they’re not far off from dragons. And don’t even get us started about the weird beings that live at the bottom of the ocean.
That being said, believing in something really, really hard isn’t enough: you need substantial evidence that a being you think exists actually exists in the wild. Otherwise, the scientific community and the world at large won’t take you seriously.
Halloween Photoshoot Failure
Friend, that is the most successful success I have ever seen XD
Who Let Him In
B E W A R E
A lot of the ‘proof’ that amateur and ‘professional’ cryptozoologists have includes low-quality, grainy, or blurry photos or videos where it’s hard to tell what the subject matter actually is. With this in mind, the Cryptid Dogs online group's name subtly suggests that the images its members share ought to be similarly peculiar and taken from odd angles. There has to be some sort of mystical, even creepy vibe to the pics.
He Watches
Tribble
The Chupacaboye
The quality of the photos isn’t the focal point; the goal is to capture your dog behaving and looking bizarre, as though it’s a mythical being. The weirder, the better. Even an adorable, cutesy, wholesome animal can look slightly terrifying and threatening if you adjust the lighting, pick an unusual camera angle, and intentionally take pictures while it’s moving.
Throw in a bit of gentle post-processing in Photoshop and there you go—something that looks like it could easily be a cryptid.
Heard You Guys Appreciate Noodles Made Of Creepypasta
Put This Creature Back To Hell
Stumbled Across This Sub And Realized It's Exactly Where My Boy Belongs
Even though many of these photos are far from professional, they are authentic. They capture the side of your pets that not everyone is privy to. And that can be a lot of fun. On the flip side, if you want to take quality photos, then you don’t really need the best possible tech. If you have a decent smartphone, the odds are that it has a good camera.
Containment Breach
Her Owners Said She Was A Lab/Doberman But I Have My Suspicions
Why Does He Look Like A Werewolf
The key to good photography is having a bit of patience and perseverance as you develop your instincts.
That means taking lots of pictures and experimenting with different lighting, angles, framing, and timing. Eventually, you’ll take some professional-looking photos among all the cryptid-like shots.
I Think My Dining Room Is Haunted By A Ghost Horse
Louis, King Of The Cryptids
Behold, The Creature
We’d love to hear what you think, Pandas. Which of these photos amused you the most? Were there any that genuinely frightened you? What are some of the goofiest photos of your pets that you’ve taken?
Are there any cryptids that you personally believe could be real? If you have a moment or two, share your thoughts in the comments, tell your doggos we said ‘hi!’, and share your most peculiar pet pics in the comment section at the very bottom of this list.
This Sub Was Recommended For My Girl
Skull Dog Feed On Your Mortal Soul
Those Damn Skunks
This Thing…
He Watches From The Snow
It’s Behind Me, Isn’t It?
My Mother’s Ancient Chihuahua, Grizwald
Bom Bom Is Mostly Skinwalker We Think
Wolfhounds are the best <3 it is an absolute shame that large-breed dogs have the shortest lifespans :(
No Thoughts, Head Empty
I Wondered If Black And White Would Make These Photos Look More Normal. It Does Not
Long before time had a name, an ancient diety was formed from the Ether.
Biblically-Accurate Dog
Max, A Jim Henson Joint, Probably
R/Dalmatians Told Me To Post This Here
Master Of Nose
Is It Friendly?
When a peice of plastic gets stuck to u and u just give up.
Hi All! :) She's My Little Gremlin
Boot
Bro
I Apparently Have Some Kind Of Tarantula-Cerberus Hybrid In My Backyard
It's multiple entities merged into one. Every so often, the corrupted one is able to break free, but only briefly.
Hey Uhh... You Got Any More Of Them... Milkbones?
Soggy
I Promise Hes Nice Thats Just His Happy Face
My Girlfriend's Dog
Dog I Think
He Got Scared By The Fish
I Was Told I Should Post This Little Girl On Here :)
My Dog Began Melting In The Bath
He looks like a Kung Fu master saying important words of advice before dying.
Was Told You Guys Might Like My 4-Eared Chihuahua
The Rat King
My Friend’s Dog, Rocco
One of the comments on Reddit is "There is nothing in this world like a dilapidated chihuahua" and that is the best comment about a Chihuahua that I have ever read XD
Heckhound
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What Is In My Home
I Just Found This Sub. I Thought My Little Boy Clefford Would Fit Right In Here
I Don't Have A Dog, I Have A Weird Naked Parrot
When The Edibles Kick In
A Gentle One. ? ?
Say Cheese
My Little Cryptid 🥰
Still Learning The Whole "Fetching" Thing
ä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙̯̹̭͓̻̰̟͛͗̋͝͝ͅö̷̼̘͖̔́͂̌̽̂̿̽̅̈́̚̚͠g̴̭̈́̐̔̃̅͛̇̃̕ͅͅä̵̝̘͎̳͓̳̯̩̺̫̙́͝ͅr̴̡̥̥̤͕̱̰̝͖̞̘̖͋̂̆̕ͅâ̴̬̝͎̗̍̒́̊͒̾͋ṵ̶̩̪̤̭͍̪̩͚̟̫̬̳̾̒͂̆̇́͆̒̍̾̿̀͝r̵͍̯̲̮̙͛͗̋͝͝ͅ
Feeding Time Smile
The Obscure One Beheld The Crustacean Of Infinate Strength
Demons
My Precious Lil Chupacabra
This Strange Creature Was My Grandmother’s Companion And, Now That She’s Passed On, It Haunts Me Instead
Woah
I Was Told That This Sub Would Appreciate This
Oh, man, is it sad that I can immediately recognize that this is a Belgian Malinois even though it's blurry af? XD ....looks remarkably similar to my Mal, now that I think about it...
She’s Young But She’s Got The Spirit
You Will Be Sniffspected. Do Not Resist
Human Flesh Was Her Thanksgiving "Dessert". She Enjoys It, As You Can Plainly See
This Thing Has Been Floating Outside My Door. Should I Let It In?
Look at that ear floof! I think there's gotta be some Papillon in there somewhere XD
On The Way To Being Raptured
I Worked At A Boarding Kennel For A While And This Guy Always Creeped Me Out
Let Me In!!
He says, having propped himself up on the ledge of the open window, where about two-thirds of his body was visible. In other words, if he wants in, it’s probably an easily doable little jump or climb. Then again, our pets all have their own personalities, and quirks, and brain cell deficiencies….just like us. Pretty sure there have been plenty of people who were already nearly inside through the window but kept yelling their heads off for someone to open the damned door so they can come in.
What I Deal With Every Time I'm In The Bathroom
Looks like two Xoloitzcuintles, one Chinese Crested, and one very "done with it all" Chihuahua XD
Walking Shadow
She Was Sucking Out My Soul (I Didn't Survive)
I Think The Image Alone Is Self-Explanatory
Tripod and bipod dogs and cats can live long, happy lives if cared for properly :) They have no concept that they are disabled and just want to be snuggled (and fed.)
Yep
You're 13 Minutes Late, John
A Face Only A Mother Could Love
My Dog Broke
The Reason I Joined This Sub
Finally Found A Place To Post This Picture Of My Girl
He Sees Into Your Soul
Waiting Patiently And Not So Patiently
The Moment She Spotted Me. I Barely Escaped. (She Uses Human Blood To Dye The Carpet)
Z W E E M !!! Babababa
Come Closer, Ollie Has A Secret To Share With You…
Our Buddy, Walter, Who Passed Away Last Month Would Have Fit Right In Here, I Think
I Hate This Photo Of My Dog Who I Adore
The L I M B Thief
I Can’t Think Of A Title Good Enough For This Photo
Dog Or Muppet?
Bentley
She Swooped Down From The Sky And Killed All My Livestock
No Words
My "Dog" After Stealing And Eating An Entire Pepperoni Pizza
I'm not judging OP (my own cat stole pizza once...) but general PSA: garlic and onions are toxic to dogs AND cats, and pizza sauce usually has both, either in fresh or powdered form (or both.) You can share crust with your doggos and cattos as long as the crust is sauce-free. But don't let them have any of the rest of the pizza. Tomatoes are also toxic to dogs and cats. (A few stolen bites probably won't do lasting damage unless you have a very smol catto or doggo.) If you are having a pizza night, make sure you know where your pet (or pizza...) is at all times and do not leave the pizza unattended. Better safe than sorry :)
Thought She Might Fit In ☺️
Blood For The Blood Gods! Sophie’s First Time At The Dog Park
Is Dog?
Rare Rainbow Biblically Accurate Limbs
My girlie fits here. Vet sent me this after she had her teeth cleaned. Dot-67531a...51864b.jpg
Little tip, you know the treat sticks that function as edible toothbrushes, which are sold in supermarkets? We gave it to our dog after every meal of her life, like one gives a normal treat to your dog, and she never had a single cavity in her life.
Load More Replies...One of my partner’s pair of rescue dogs, the bluntest knife in the block, Betty. She’s a delightful beastie but her two brain cells refuse to talk to each other, we love her dearly. IMG_4148-6...6-jpeg.jpg
pov the closest thing my friend would get me to a dog Screenshot...48657d.png
This is depressing...I need premium to be able to finish looking at this post
I just saw the golden doodle puppies for sale (breeders) ad in the middle of this post. Please don’t promote breeders, while millions of homeless pets need homes now. The countless parents of those puppies, being forced to produce over and over from breeders, are miserable.
My girlie fits here. Vet sent me this after she had her teeth cleaned. Dot-67531a...51864b.jpg
Little tip, you know the treat sticks that function as edible toothbrushes, which are sold in supermarkets? We gave it to our dog after every meal of her life, like one gives a normal treat to your dog, and she never had a single cavity in her life.
Load More Replies...One of my partner’s pair of rescue dogs, the bluntest knife in the block, Betty. She’s a delightful beastie but her two brain cells refuse to talk to each other, we love her dearly. IMG_4148-6...6-jpeg.jpg
pov the closest thing my friend would get me to a dog Screenshot...48657d.png
This is depressing...I need premium to be able to finish looking at this post
I just saw the golden doodle puppies for sale (breeders) ad in the middle of this post. Please don’t promote breeders, while millions of homeless pets need homes now. The countless parents of those puppies, being forced to produce over and over from breeders, are miserable.
