If pets could read they probably wouldn't be afraid of veterinarians as much. It turns out, animal hospitals are fond of humor and their jokes are surprisingly funny. Don't believe me? Then get ready because Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest veterinarian signs out there!

From hilarious two-liners about texting cats to unapologetic puns about neutering, the humor on these signs is as good as you'd expect from a kick-ass stand-up comic. Scroll down to tickle your funny bone and vote for your favorite entries.

#1

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

110% accurate :D

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#2

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
3 years ago

this should be maximum upvoted!

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#3

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
3 years ago

If the dinosaurs went to doctors, there wouldn't be a doctor alive

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#4

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Lara B.
Community Member
3 years ago

This made me laugh out loud even though it's kinda silly :D

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#5

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Random Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

That's what I always tell my cats when they're play fighting 😂

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#6

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Mr. Toothless
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll be that child :D

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#7

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

How about if the animals were given a treat?

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#8

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

rai mei
Community Member
3 years ago

true!

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#9

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
3 years ago

Wake up Hooman, its my breakfast time!

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#10

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
3 years ago

My dog is master in fetching (licking) his balls too, sometimes he ignore the one, I throw at him for his original ones..

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#11

Vet Sign

mfilosa17 Report

Aubrie Allen
Community Member
3 years ago

Funny, my dentist has the same offer, but not for pets.

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#12

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

LoneWolfie
Community Member
3 years ago

Kitty Purry lol

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#13

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

shewhomustnotbenamed
Community Member
3 years ago

Be a responsible parent!

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#14

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Oli Fong
Community Member
3 years ago

shouldnt it be show us your puppies?

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#15

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
3 years ago

Despite constant catnip deprivation covfefe.

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#16

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally.

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#17

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

This vet office must have a lot of happy animals, &, probably, employees. He changes his sign sayings often.

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#18

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Thegreatcountryofverden
Community Member
3 years ago

Funny.

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#19

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Jonathan Reyes
Community Member
3 years ago

Hilarious !

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#20

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sitwellenterprises Report

Rosa Kim
Community Member
3 years ago

dOO0ONT STOP!!! beliEEEEEEEEEvIn!!!!!

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#21

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
3 years ago

Haha.. this is so true.. if you have pets in your home, even one second rule should not be applied.

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#22

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prichardson154 Report

Celestial Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

?

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#23

Vet Sign

imgur Report

Clare McDuff
Community Member
3 years ago

😂

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#24

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Polfsky Pol
Community Member
3 years ago

Real clever.

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#25

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Report

Sanchit Jain
Community Member
3 years ago

A Martell cat - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken

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#26

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

Shinomi Chan
Community Member
3 years ago

Who the heck comes up with these? xD I'd wanna give em' a high five.

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#27

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Virgil Blue
Community Member
3 years ago

"You border collies can't deny"

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#28

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Daja Lindeman
Community Member
3 years ago

Cheeta's don't live in the jungle.

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#29

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Amber MC
Community Member
3 years ago

That's awesome!!!

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#30

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

Tinka Maruu
Community Member
3 years ago

This one made me snort!

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#31

Vet Sign

actonanimalhospital Report

Emre
Community Member
3 years ago

hahhaaaaaa nice one :)

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#32

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
3 years ago

Purrrrple? Where? I want!

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#33

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

Ewwwrghd ...

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#34

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

Cathy O'Donovan
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG. THIS IS SO TRUE

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#35

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHA IM GONNA MEMORISE THEIR NUMBER

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#36

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

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Be careful. Progressives will send the PC police after you , &,, issue a boycott , for the use of the term " Mutts."

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#37

Vet Sign

frontiervet Report

LoneWolfie
Community Member
3 years ago

And use a thermeowmeter

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#38

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

CatShatBrix
Community Member
3 years ago

In-vest-igator. This one took me a while

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#39

Vet Sign

Acton Animal Hospital Report

earringnut
Community Member
3 years ago

this one is just cute

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#40

Vet Sign

fallontonight Report

Jonathan Reyes
Community Member
3 years ago

I can almost picture them bust the move :)

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#41

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KSmegal Report

Virgil Blue
Community Member
3 years ago

I'll have to make several visits if wanted to do that.

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#42

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Brandon Paltoo
Community Member
3 years ago

I would like to say this vet has a real comedy show in the back. Lol

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#43

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Esmeralda Esmeralda
Community Member
3 years ago

Thug man!

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#44

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Amber MC
Community Member
3 years ago

I need a cowculater!!!

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#45

Vet Sign

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Merilyn Horton
Community Member
3 years ago

Nurses joke!

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#46

Vet Sign

StrawhatShaw Report

Mark Larsen
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG!!!

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#47

Vet Sign

Highland Road Animal Hospital Report

Susan Gardner
Community Member
3 years ago

Awwwwww

#48

Vet Sign

Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

This is somehow mean...hihihi...

#49

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Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital Report

TC
Community Member
3 years ago

And why do birds fly south in winter..? Because if they walked ...they'd get tired

#50

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Meazus Report

Cayman
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't get nuts. They don't really taste like much and some people have death-causing allergies.

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