There’s hardly anything more polarizing than asking a group of people what they think of the United States and the American way of life, whether they’re locals or not. On one side, you have the crowd that is 110% in support of B I G cars, cowboy-like freedom, and chants USA, USA, USA! every chance they get because it’s the land of opportunity and the best nation on God’s green Earth. On the other side, you have folks who believe that America is so profoundly flawed that it can’t ever do anything right and it’s just rushing towards disaster without any hope for redemption—they see only the downsides. Somewhere in the middle, you have the realistic moderates who see the US as a country full of potential and appreciate just how warm the people there are, but also see the need for change in key areas.
However, today we’re throwing moderation and realism out the window and embracing the over-the-top, the larger-the-life, and the we-have-more-freedom-than-you for the sake of humor. We’re featuring the best memes from the ‘Wow, That is VIOLENTLY American’ Facebook page, and the name really doesn’t lie. It’s a social media project that documents things that are as American as possible, viewed through the stereotypical lens of the internet. Scroll down for a good laugh, and tell us what you think America is all about in the comments, dear Pandas.
Warning: lots of satire incoming. Before we get started, just keep in mind that nobody’s making fun of the US here. It's not about Democrat vs. Republican. We know that America is awesome. We also know that America has its share of deeply-concerning issues. However, it’s healthy to laugh at oneself once in a while and to learn to embrace the cultural weirdness in all of its glory.
Bored Panda got in touch with the founder of 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American,' a marine veteran from Florida. They were kind enough to share their thoughts about the inspiration behind the project and its success, how America isn't as homogenous as some might think, and how people react to some of the content they post. You'll find the full interview about biases being challenged and discussions being started as you scroll down.
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The father encounterd the man red handed while raping his daughter. He also called 911 after punching him. So I am pretty sure the "unaliving" happened in the act of emotion. I guess in most countries you would get only mild charges for this.
Load More Replies...I think the fact that he caught him in the act makes a difference. As a parent, the impulse to end the life of that piece of trash would just be stronger than me. I would end that worthless maggot without a thought. If he wasn't there, I can understand your concern. Innocent until proven guilty. I would support a law that allowed the parents the victim to chose the punishment.
Load More Replies...Someone does this to my child and I'm pretty sure I'd very much want to do the same, if I remember correctly he caught him actually doing it, therefore I totally get emotions taking over and beating the s**t out of him until he was no longer alive - totally understandable and justified. I hope that little girl is ok and not suffering as a result of this horrible event
Not all scars are visible. I doubt she'll ever be ok, but I hope she learns to cope
Load More Replies...So sometimes even Americans get it right. That one should be perfectly legal.
The founder of 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American' shared with Bored Panda they used to be a military musician, they've traveled all over the US, and have been stationed on both coasts during their time in the service. They don't really align with any political affiliation, and they're affiliated with "some of the largest meme pages on Facebook" and is the manager of a network of pages and editor teams who post all sorts of content. However, 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American,' is their personal page.
So it's clear that they have a lot of experience when it comes to managing social media pages. "My initial inspiration was built on things happening in various tag groups on Facebook, but I have extensive experience managing tons of pages. I knew I could bring together something that can have broad appeal combined with utilizing common user behaviors to build a great satirical model for engaging with an audience. I'm a marine vet, and with it comes a blend of experience challenged by so many different biases," they told us.
In their opinion, the Facebook page resonates with such a large online crowd because it doesn't draw boundaries all that often and it challenges the way people think. "People come here to find their biases challenged. People come here because they think their worldview is supported, and in many ways, they end up being the primary point of humor for me and those who get it. In general, I focus more on creating a dialogue between people versus trying to dominate the dialogue myself. I chime in, both in a completely satirical way sometimes but also in serious ways. The way I aim to shroud the certainty of the message/intent is how I leverage the audience into a blend of comedy and discourse. The discourse itself is basically a living breathing metaphor for common toxic behaviors of people on social media, primarily those in the US."
"Full bred American" = Native American. The rest of us came from somewhere else.
First Nations people. There were entire nations before settlers got here.
Load More Replies...oh no dont insult the bald eaglle bwahahha i couldnt stand being a redneck any longer
Load More Replies...Don't know why they are hooked on a system of measurement based the length of a dead English king's nose (or finger or some body part)
I don’t like it either, but it would cost too much money to change all the road signs, maps, etc.
Load More Replies...Any bets that cowboys will never trade in their 10 gallon hats for 37.85412 liter hats?
American scientists, the military, medical field, etc all use the metric system because its far easier than the Imperial system. Its only the general population that sticks to it.
i love how england colonized america and forced everyone to use the standard system then later switched to the metric system and started making fun of america for using the standard system
I understand that we're behind the times with not using metric, but when British people give us this c**p I get a little annoyed because they still weigh people in 'stones'.
The mastermind behind the Facebook page believes that very few people actually see the world as full of nuance. "The breadth of the complexity that truly exists in this country is beyond the scope of how the average human being thinks or lives. I could rant about psychology and the human brain, but in general, I think people just have a bad relationship with cognitive dissonance in general. Because of that, confirmation bias backed by algorithmic patterns on social media create a world view predicated on a mental path of least resistance type behaviors," they explained to Bored Panda.
Believing any one stereotype about the United States is foolish, according to the creator of the page. This sort of reliance on generalizations ignores the "layers upon layers of social and governmental infrastructure" and ignores the nuances of a nation "with more combined cultures than most of the rest of the world."
"It's a sign that they don't (or won't) view the identity of this country as associated with minority or diversity, which is a lie that reinforces divisiveness and literally excludes non-white demographics from the image of America. Considering the truth of our diversity as told through statistics rather than rhetoric, this country is far from only white or conservative. It's far from that."
Yes, must have. I don't advocate murder, but persons or people can be pushed too far.
Load More Replies...I don't know why but I find neck beards very disturbing the sight kind of makes my skin itchy and creeps me out
Load More Replies...He must have been starving for his daily dose of chlorophyll.
"Chlorophyl? More like boreaphyll ." From One of my all time favorite movies. Sorry every time I hear the word chlorophyll I think of that quote.
Load More Replies...No. A vehicle to take you to the place that sucks the life out of you after seeing how much money it sucked from you
Load More Replies...well you have to pay for an ambulance in America so that would make it a taxi to the hospital
Ambulances are extremely important, which is why they need to be much cheaper, if not free. Honestly, the only payment should be for the cost of the gas.
Ambulances should be free as should hospitals and medical care in general.
Load More Replies...That is exactly what it is, you bumbling idiot! I've had to be taken to hospital by ambulance a couple of times and guess what I paid? Nothing! So you may want to stop and think "Hey, maybe Bernie's on to sth here, maybe there *is* sth going wrong in this country. (Btw, love Bernie ❤️)
And, no, it is not a taxi, it is a mobile medical unit staffed with educated professionals and medical equipment designed to save your life. It is is no way a "taxi," for crying out loud.
Load More Replies...A team of medical professionals who are seen as an Uber, even though they just saved your life.
It's a $3,000 taxi to the hospital. Call a limo instead, it's cheaper and they serve Champagne
You can’t buy full auto assault weapons.
Load More Replies...I raised my daughter with the European approach. As a toddler, she got a tiny stemmed liqueur glass with a drop of wine filled out with water. As she got older, the wine increased and the water decreased. By the time she was a teenager, she enjoyed a glass of wine with dinner, same as the rest of the family. Really, this is the way.
Me too. Then when I could legally have it outside our home it was no big deal. I drank it with a meal, not drinking to get drunk.
Load More Replies...I knew about the drinking, but how old must you be to smoke? Also 21? I'm just curious, someone please explain.
I believe if your in the military the beer law doesn't apply to you if someone is mature enough to defend the country they are mature enough to buy beer. I mite be wrong the cigarettes no one needs to buy them(I wish I never started)
According to the founder of 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American,' some of the strengths and weaknesses of the US overlap. "Local and state-level governments are really the lifeblood of maintaining the regions, but with that comes political diversity most people want to avoid. This has pushed many Americans to feel the need to view the relevant level of governing up to the federal level, and often times modern Americans do not even know much about their governor or anything at all about their city councils," they said that people tend to push through their various agendas at the local level.
"This leaves so much infrastructure unscrutinized and thus some accountability issues that ultimately leave the local community level feeling no real change despite the wide-swinging pendulum of change we see in DC every 4 years. At the end of the day, it feels like a bureaucratic nightmare, but that's also because it is. People look for a person or thing to pin the blame on, and they just look to DC versus their own communities. This feeds that stereotype that America is somehow homogenous. It leaves the poorer kids in our poorest zip codes from feeling measurable change because people are so focused on who the president is that they aren't concerned with their own back yards."
A bunch of jackasses, led by the biggest orange jackass of all time. trump-donk...593d4c.jpg
These guys who broke into the capitol...I mean. If you could rub brain cells together to start a fire, these guys couldn't have made a tiny spark. "Trump told us to do it", while said president was sitting in the White House watching the carnage on TV, not calling in reinforcements, not calling in the National Guard, nothing. What a s**t show.
Not to mention, several staff in the room with him while he was watching the carnage he created said he was disappointed in how low class they all looked. 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...I used to think the Dixie Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard was the coolest car ever. Then I turned 8.
As a New Englander, I like to call this flag the Loser Flag. It's surprising how many time you see it displayed well north of the Mason-Dixon Line...like in upstate New York.
I know, right?! Just goes to show the level of education, wisdom and big old brains. It would be so very funny if it wasn’t so sad… and scary
Load More Replies...I'm starting to believe these MAGA people are itching for a civil war. The January 6 hearings are revealing absolutely stunning information. But like my dad always said, some folks don't want to be confused by truth, so I kinda doubt many of them are watching.
Load More Replies...It is a symbol of the losing side of a race war and these Losers are proud they got there butt kicked.
Stop eating avocado toast and you'll be living in a mansion in a year!
Load More Replies...I have a full time job as well as working for Doordash and Shipt and still living paycheck to paycheck
Man these posts really like to use McDonalds as the example of the end of the job road cuz of inflation. I’m sure their employees have been grateful to have jobs while people are losing their shiit over bitcoin.
Ah yes, it must be that lack of Millennial work ethic and that Netflix subscription of your’s.
Cancel Netflix and stop getting Starbuck's coffee. You'll own a mansion in no time!
It’s not the actual guy. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lottery-winner-arrested-dumping-200000-manure-lawn-former-boss/
Load More Replies...His expression is priceless. He got to live the dream of everyone who has worked for an a*****e boss, then won the lottery. Hell. I would’ve made sure some of it was “accidentally” dumped on the boss’ car, maybe even on the boss as well.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lottery-winner-arrested-dumping-200000-manure-lawn-former-boss/
The founder of the page was very candid with Bored Panda that they get people who are angry at their posts all the time. "Their political alignment is pretty random, too. It's more that people are too busy trying to figure out what team everyone is playing on rather than deciphering meaning from concepts in front of them. It's a pretty regressive trait that has grown a lot in this country. It's part of what keeps my page riddled with foot traffic, in a pretty ironic way."
Some commenters aren't afraid to start insulting the creator for what they post. "I've been called a libtard, lukewarm centrist, commie, nazi, conservative... you name it." In the pinned post on their Facebook page, they alluded to the fact they often egg people on to start discussions. "I have no issue taking a devil's advocate approach to the vaguely satirical message of the page. The people who behave this way are unironically the real content of the page, no less than the posts itself."
They said that they're trying to find a "magical blend" of how much of themselves they should put into the page, how much they should encourage or discourage the discourse, and how much others should have their say. Thankfully, some Facebook users actually get the page creator's jokes.
"I have a limit to how far I'll ever go with people because otherwise, the page loses its ambiguity and instead just strikes a petty tone. Sometimes, I try to dive into the weeds of it all, and sometimes I take the stoic posture of a public figure. Oftentimes, saying nothing is far better than saying even the right thing. I just try to prevent letting my voice get in the way of people seeing themselves in the content."
Ah yes, these are the same neckbearded incels who froth at their mouths that their “God given right” to own a gun is being taken away when innocent children were murdered in a mass school shootings. Biggest bunch of losers and cowards I ever saw. If you have to have a AK-47 gun to feel manly you are a freaking coward in my eyes.
Load More Replies...It’s kind sweet that the unbaptized guys are betting their souls just to take the evangelists out for drinks.
I was gonna say "I didn't think Mormons were allowed to gamble", then I noticed that were playing UNO.
It’s still gambling if there are stakes involved, I would argue
Load More Replies...Um, no. This is California. Florida & California are the mentally challenged, spoiled step children of America. They don’t count.
Load More Replies...And I thought the headlines in UK newspapers were bizarre: Best Man KOed After Getting Hit in the Head With a Flying Dildo at a Stag Party
Did she loose 125 pounds running from the yeti? I wouldn't sue for that i'd be hiring that yeti for weight loss classes :)
Justin in correct. There is a lot going on in just one sentence. I kinda feel sorry for the Cali people that have to deal with her.
So like...is Bigfoot the reason for the weight loss? Is he refusing to be with her until she's not fat or something? I'm...confused.
Personally, I’m deeply thankful for having experienced so much of American culture firsthand. They’re honestly some of the most hard-working, welcoming people on the planet. They’d give you the shirts off their backs. And their education style is something that really works with who I am as an individual. For me, America is about freedom, respect, and the ability to follow whatever dreams you have, with very little outside interference. (I also grew to love the romantic image of the suburbs in the 1950s with white picket fences, but that’s really neither here nor there.)
It’s because I’ve got this appreciation for the US that I can be honest about the state of the country as a whole. There are some incredible upsides there that are dragged down by unfettered consumerism, widespread physical and mental health issues, and a sometimes perplexing perspective on healthcare, and the environment. To me, America is about paradox and the highs and lows of humanity. And it’s exactly because you love something that you want it to be better.
One major issue that constantly pops up on social media and in the news is the Kafka-esque approach the US has toward healthcare. It’s really a Mad Max-style, survival-of-the-fittest (or is that richest?) system where some sick and injured Americans refuse to go to the hospital because of the bills they’ll rack up, insured or not. There’s a real chance that you’ll be overcharged for your stay, whether intentionally or not, too.
As a resident of Philly, there will always be shots fired on E. Allegheny Ave during the summer months. It's like Rita's, it's become a summer staple
Kensington-Fishtown-Port Richmond boy here... it's sad isn't it?
Load More Replies...Why are there so many people chatting to police stations and telling them off?
Called in once. The police car was completely submerged in snow. I'm not sure they could see where they were going (or maybe they were drunk) but they were also zigzagging.
I don't even have a President! I have a Prime Minister. (But it's nothing a good topical ointment can't get rid of).
Is your topical ointment made from anthrax by any chance?
Load More Replies...The conversation strikes me as staged. Doesn't sound like a native English speaker. Notice the account misspelling and it doesn't match the real Travis Allen.
Load More Replies...I'm glad he is not my president either. Glad I was born in Scandinavia!
Opponents of free healthcare tend to shout something about socialism and communism without taking a peek across the pond at how things work in Europe or, closer to their own borders, Canada and Mexico.
You shouldn’t have to go into debt because you took an ambulance to get your broken leg fixed is all we’re saying. Dr. Andrew Carroll, the CEO and Medical Director of Atembis LLC and a Family Physician, recently explained to Bored Panda what to do if someone feels like they were overcharged at the hospital, whether private or public.
“If it’s a private practice physician, it’s a good idea to discuss it with the billing staff or with the physician themselves. We have a vested interest in making our patients happy and hopefully continue to see us,” the doctor from Arizona told us.
“We do perform a lot of services during a visit, and some of them are paid for by separate codes and some of them are not. If you believe you have been billed fraudulently, always bring it up with the physician’s biller first. It’s easier to get it resolved that way,” he said.
Smallfallus, the little known god of extreme overcompensation.
Load More Replies...Never argue with a moron. You won't win. The casual observer won't be able to tell the two of you apart. And the moron enjoys it.
Can’t argue with stupidity. They’re convinced they know everything about everything. Bless their little hearts. (Southerners will know what my last sentence really means.)
This is from an online game where you can play as different gods and get limited skins for them. This is Horus' "Independence Day " for the US' 4th of July.
my buddy in elementary school had one of trump kinda like this... some of the kids in my school are putting trump 2024 around the school aswell, my school not great we have NO punishment
Cover them up with pride flags. If they try to punish you then they'll have to do something about the litter as well.
Load More Replies...What we really need is more LIBERALS with profile pix like this. It appalls me how Trumpians and their ilk have commandeered the US flag and any other symbol of patriotism.
like pancakes, the first one always comes out a little dry and lumpy.. (this is a joke, and I myself am American if it makes a difference)
Load More Replies...There is actually a country whose name can be abbreviated to USB: the United States of Brazil is the official name of Brazil.
Let's just appreciate the fact that OP is drinking their drink with their foot.
Only ignorant, deluded people believe their country is "great." It ignores both history and current events to believe such a thing, regardless of which country you live in. Individual people can achieve greatness; countries cannot.
However, if you happen to go to a public hospital for treatment or surgery, the issue can become much more difficult.
“Call the hospital billing department and ask them to explain the billing, and whether they’re willing to adjust or cancel billings, especially if you believe they were services that were not actually provided,” Dr. Carroll shared.
“If that fails, call your insurance company to dispute services, because your insurance company doesn’t want to pay that bill either. Finally, if you believe you have been billed fraudulently and have not gotten relief from the hospital or insurance company, you can call an attorney to help you out. Medicare also has a hotline for calling in fraudulent billing which you can use if you haven’t gotten relief,” he said.
Excellent. I spit taked my coffee on this one.
Load More Replies...And if the egg is fertilized and will develop into a chicken?
Load More Replies...The top sign says that embryos are babies. The lower sign says that every egg's dream is to be a mcdonalds breakfast. So it kind of seems like mcdonalds claims that every embryo dreams of becoming breakfast
Load More Replies...The first use of they/them as a singular pronoun was in the romance William and the Werewolf, published in 1375. I'm just not sure that 647 years is enough time to get used to this usage. Talk to me again in another 650 years.
To be fair, the conjugaction there is actually correct. "Any English teacher" refers to a group, as opposed to "This English teacher" which would be singular. "Their" is both singular and plural, depending on the context when referring to the noun in question. This is due to American English not having a true common third person plural or singular tense for the words. So, in this sentence, we're seeing "Any English Teacher" (a group of people), and their being used in the plural possessive tense.
It's because she is actually using "their" instead of he/she which is her argument to begin with not because anyone thinks it's incorrect English... it took me a minute too.
Load More Replies...Neil pointed out that she was using the pronoun "their" to refer to the singluar "any English teacher, while also castigating people for using"their" as a singular pronoun. Something that has been in use as a singular pronoun for roughly 650 years.
Load More Replies...Had an english professor mark off one of my papers because i used they/them as singular pronouns when i was talking about a friend in an essay. His reasoning was that the reader needs to know if the person being talked about was he/her or give the person's name. Knowing the persons name or gender was necessary for the story... other than that and his technophobia he was ine of my better professors. His fear of computers/technology forced him to retire after the pandemic shutdown. He refused to get the training to use Zoom or Canvas. Rarely used email too.
Over 46k people follow the ‘Wow, That is VIOLENTLY American’ Facebook page, and we can see the appeal of being a long-term fan. The social media project is unapologetic in how it documents the most American things ever. It’s razor-sharp social commentary, packaged into memes. And, from what we understand, some Facebook users actually get offended at the satire and take things way too seriously. (All that stress seriously can’t be healthy.)
Couldn't have said it better myself, Sir (or Madam) :)
Load More Replies...Good news: this is photoshopped, and considering the US gun culture good thing considering a Taurus is much less than an AR-15 so this would be a "deal". Also, the "valid school ID" was not included Bad news: It is a play on an Academy ad where if you bought the Taurus, you could get a Rossi rifle
Upvote for the explanation. Not for the in what cinnamon toast crunch shrimp fuckery is this kinda way
Load More Replies...As others have already pointed out, this is photoshopped, so you all can untwist your underpants. Also, adult college students have school ID's as well (I can't believe I feel the need to actually point that out *sigh*).
So a university ID would be enough in your mind to buy a gun? Wow, I feel safe now, thanks.
Load More Replies...why do you need a semi auto lol i dont get why civils need a gun anyway just cause its in a document three hundred years old,
Because I use mine to feed my family. I can't shoot a 270 deer rifle because of a bad shoulder. With my AR, Armalite Rifle, not ASSAULT RIFLE, as to what just about everyone and their brother thinks, I can. And no, I don't use a full mag to go hunting. It's a damn shame that a law abiding citizen like me gets a bad rep from the others that abuse the 2A.
Load More Replies...This is not remotely emblematic of the entire country, and would not fly in most states. I think a lot of pandas don't understand that we have both federal and state laws. While state laws cannot supersede federal laws, federal laws are lacking in many areas (largely due to the irrational and fanatic minority of right wingers, who have made it nearly impossible to pass reasonable gun control laws).
I don't agree with their marketing strategy but that's a hell of a deal regardless.
That's why those of us in the actual English speaking world use metre for a measurement, and meter for a measuring device.
as there are still laws, (i swear) yes it's illegal to point and shoot someone. Even if it's with consent. There is no self defence or other motive.
Load More Replies...If two idiots wanna torture themselves I say let them have at it. Plus, if idiots sorted themselves out the world would be a much better place. Only the strongest survive kind of scenario.
It’s not my America. I’d say, if the South decided to secede again, this time we’d just let them. But we wouldn’t help them set themselves up. We’d want them to stumble and fail and want to come back—-but on our terms. Starting a new country is a daunting task, and takes cool heads with functioning brains in them to figure everything out. What kind of currency, and what is it backed up by? What kind of government, since they evidently don’t want a democracy (or, more accurately, a democratic republic)? How will they fund their infrastructure, police, firefighters, and other public services, since they hate paying taxes? I can imagine it will be the Wild West down there with all the guns, so how will they be able to keep order, so people can go about their lives without getting shot? Who will rise to the top of the heap, and who will plummet to rock bottom? Lots of details to see to, and I just don’t see that any of the MAGAts have the wherewithal to handle it—-and they obviously don’t realize they aren’t going to like it if they let the present “ruling parties” do it for them.
Yeh, but I live in PA which is too close and you just KNOW that those asshats will spill over & wanna come “ rescue my fellow “Mercian’s & be running around in Walmart camo trying to be Rambo. Oh god help us all.
Load More Replies...Eh. Let 'em get drunk and shoot as long as it's only at each other. (Yes, from the US.)
People who get offended at obvious satire and sarcasm probably belong in the same facepalm-worthy category as folks who clap when a plane lands. But poking fun at the latter is just going for low-hanging fruit, so we won’t poke fun at them. Besides, clapping on a plane isn’t just American—it’s international cringe and something quite a few different cultures have in common.
Polarization in the US is a huge issue because it reduces the chances for cooperation across the political divide when it comes to issues that affect the entire country. In fact, a study published by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace found that no established democracy in recent history has been as deeply polarized as the United States.
I would literally send a check with a drawing of an extended middle finger.
My uncle once endorsed a check to my grandmother's nursing home with "Just happy to support your local gold mine". Miss you uncle John.
Load More Replies...This is just sad 😟 Imagine how many people in US is not seeking help to avoid bills like that 😥
Lots of us. I haven't been to a doctor in nearly 10 years. I have high blood pressure. Life insurance is cheaper than health care
Load More Replies...Honestly I'm surprised it was only $40. My wife was given an antacid tablet at the ER, and charged $400 for the "digestive aid". The full visit was $2200. And they gave her the wrong diagnosis. She didn't have a belly ache, she had a ruptured cyst nest to a blood vessel, and was bleeding internally. Had to go back the next day when she had an abdomin full of blood.
Load More Replies...I wish we could have that in all jobs. Like if you want to have a fit or yell at us when you call customer service we get to charge you an attitude fee.
An attitude fee is best idea for a "being an a-hole" disincentive! Hit em where it hurts ...
Load More Replies...This is crazy! any chances it is photoshopped? the font letters seem smaller, I don't know. this is f... up if true!
It's not but OP isn't entirely right on what the charge is for. That price is for brief emotional assessment, so a member of the psych staff took a look at her because she was upset. She was charged for the doc's time, not for crying.
Load More Replies...How many Avril Lavignes are that? (No joke, a news website used her as meassurement once)
How many strawberries per banana? I always forget the conversion ratio
Load More Replies...I love those signs in Scotland that tell you how far apart you should stay because of Corona virus. It's the length of two unicorns (the unicorn being the national animal of Scotland). 🦄 🦄
Unloaded, as they would be too heavy and disappear in a sinkhole.
Load More Replies...Fun fact: This happened in my home city, and I was THERE that day! This created the most frustrating grid-lock I've ever experienced - it took me almost an hour to get turned around & out to an alternate route - we had to turn into a strip mall parking lot, go round behind the strip mall into a grocery store parking lot (on a very busy Saturday!), and try to get back out onto the cross street. And, yeah, the sinkhole was big enough to hold that many washing machines, lol
What they’re doing is just using something familiar to describe the size. It isn’t a mortal sin, so unwad your panties.
chill bro your temper is as hot as forty elon musk flamethrowers
Load More Replies...I laughed way too hard at this. Also, living in Misery (Missouri) this doesn't shock me one iota.
Hi, Safy - fellow "Misery-an" here!! Born & raised in KC, but we've moved across the state line to Kansas. It's pretty much the same on the west side too, lol
Load More Replies...Why the gloves? They are brave enough to handle a gun but cannot handle a few germs?
presumably plausible deniability if there are no prints on the gun
Load More Replies...the gun culture is out of hand..they misinterpret the 2nd amendment..i wouldnt be surprised if the nutters wouldnt claim that all god fearing americans are entitled to their own nukes as their god given right! .....i weep for this country...what a global laughing stock it has become..😟
Thanks for making my town such a s**t hole, Kyle. Hope you rot in hell. F*****g pussy piece of s**t.
These absolute idiots in the comments saying he was there to provide first aid when he was not a medic, EMS, or paramedic. He was a high school dropout working part time as a lifeguard with absolutely no medical training beyond basic CPR for f**k’s sake.
The Atlantic draws attention to the fact that, until a few decades ago, Democrats and Republicans got along fine; they did not ‘hate’ each other as they do now. Currently, however, members of the two parties tend to think that each threatens the future of the country with its policies.
no and don't tell them. it'll be better that way
Load More Replies...It is not. I remember hearing people laughing at them when this was posted.
Load More Replies...Oh it's definitely a him. I think that's a safe bet
Load More Replies...I think this is actully a good idea. If you are frustrated, go to the frustration area. This way others don't have to be bombarded by your anger, and you can get it out on your own terms.
To be fair it does look like a needle now that they’ve painted it lmao
clearly this guy does not have a big needle thing. like most on this group
The number of needles in Seattle parks, off the freeway in the downtown area is horrific.
The Pew Research Center found that in the run-up to the 2020 presidential elections, 9 out of 10 supporters of either Joe Biden or Donald Trump thought that the opponent winning would cause “lasting harm” to the entire nation. In short, there’s less unity, and more Americans are at each others’ throats over what they see as fundamental, unbridgeable differences in values and aims. And it’ll take more than a list of funny memes about American culture to bridge that divide… but humor is as good a first step as any.
Not always. When I went to high school there were no cops in the school, and nobody ever brought a gun with them.
Load More Replies...Yeah I’ve had one in my school since kindergarten. You’d be surprised what goes down in Middle School, and even Elementary school.
Load More Replies...I recently saw something about cops in schools and how they actually aren't making anything safer. The basically are the go to guy for a teacher who is annoyed by a student and this causes them to have a record that will ruin their lives.
I saw that too - it was on a Last Week Tonight episode. If a teacher doesn’t want to deal with an unruly student they get the school police officers to take them out. They can also arrest kids for very lame offenses and even if they aren’t prosecuted, the arrest stays on their record so anytime they apply for any kind of job they have to disclose it. The cops can start to favor certain students and target the ones they don’t like. Meanwhile they do nothing that a police officer in a school should be doing to keep kids safe.
Load More Replies...This is just sad and really distressing. Kids and teens shouldn’t have to live in fear of gun violence at their schools. Only in America…
And the minute a fight starts, he runs outside and stares at the door for an hour.
you see? in the poor countries we do not get lunch in school, thus no fights, no guns :))))
I'm in a rich country, with lunch at schools, but still no fights, and no guns :-)
Load More Replies...At my old school he would be randomly pelted with food from unknown directions
Ah yes. There are three Americas: North, Central, & South. So basically, the "Made in Mexico" is correct ... "american."
Load More Replies...Believe it or not, some of us from Alabama are not incestuous, backward thinking goobers. It's just that we are outnumbered by mouth breathing morons.
Top Ten US States with highest rates of incest: Kentucky, Maine, Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, Washington, Georgia, Oregon, Indiana, New Mexico. Alabama is 19.
Load More Replies...I think it's supposed to allude to the nasty rumors that citizens of that magnificent state like to get it on with relatives, as in kissing cousins
Load More Replies...I already scrolled to the next one until this one kicked in... Hard 😁
I never get these ones. I'm from UK and we use everything. I measure height in feet and inches, weight in stone and lbs, speed in miles and distances in miles or feet depending on if its near or far away. Land is generally in acres or hectares, but building dimensions are in meter squared or square feet. Most liquid is in mls but beer or milk are in pints. Horses are measures in hands. I mean shoe sizes are even in barleycorns though not many people would know it. What does it matter if Americans use metric.
I do too Jade, you ask for a six foot panel at a DIY place and even though it's now a metric size, the store will give you the size you asked for.
Load More Replies...It's a system of 12.. not 10... big fkn deal. But oh yea, didn't we save your a*s 2wice.??? Using our system..??
To honest, I am surprised the Americans still call it English and not American.
I live (and was born) in England and an American genuinely told me I don't speak English....I speak "British". That hurt my brain
On a trip to NY I was asked by a Deli Shop assistant to improve my English, I smiled and said I'd get right on it
and roughing up other languages in alleyways to steal their words.
Load More Replies...We refuse to switch to metric and you want us to change the name of our language too??
This history of the English language is a fascinating one. The language that once dominated England in the 10th century is hardly recognizable today. The Norman conquest in 1066 utterly changed the language, introducing a huge amount of Norman French. However, even 14th century English is fairly difficult for the modern speaker to decipher. Compare that to say 12th century Vulgar Latin spoken in Iberia. While different than modern Iberian languages, it's still a fairly straightforward read. Not to say there wasn't influence there also, as the Arabic was heavily used in Iberia between the 8th and 15th centuries.
Load More Replies...As an American, I am constantly surprised by our narcissism and idiocy. Down to not understanding different systems of measurement, money, etc. and the paired anger about it. For example: A woman from Canada was complaining about gas prices. Her DMs BLEW up because a ton of Americans were like "OMFG shut up! Stop complaining B" etc etc. but their pricing is different, they do it by liter or something if I remember correctly versus gallon. I get secondhand embarrassed hearing some of the stories. We sound so dumb.
Most countries sell gas/petrol by the litre. It does make comparing prices a bit difficult across nations. However there is a website which does attempt to track prices globally, and scale them for comparison: https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/
Load More Replies...So why do I get threatened with being banned from BP for talking about banjos?
Load More Replies...She looks exactly like Scarlett Johannson! My, my ... I think it is Scarlett!
Everyone makes fun of Alabama for incest when the most inbred family in America is in Virginia… a Democrat run state.
So if he retreats I must kill him but then avenge him by killing myself??
Who else is willing to bet money that if this poser was actually in a life or death situation with guns pointed at him and so forth he'd immediately start crying and begging for mercy in a puddle of urine? People who are actually tough don't feel the need to loudly announce it wherever they go.
But but but my lord & master Donnie is always acting & talking big tough. Does that mean that maybe he’s not? Oh NO say it ain’t so !!
Load More Replies...Forget the tough looking shirt, if you try to cut the line any mother present will hurt you
OK - controversial here... Many American men seem so unsure of their masculinity that they wear tops like this and buy many many guns. The mickey hat kinda spoils the tough image, though.
There is a sub-species here in America. It involves the worship of all things Disney. By adults ( I use the term loosely) not necessarily parents of actual children. It’s absolutely loony in the US of A !
Load More Replies...These assholes think they're the antihero of a gritty action movie. I f****n hate these guys.
Rambo! John McClane! Vin Diesel! The Rock! Football guys & wrestling guys ! Gonna go out & shoot something (if mom says ok)
Load More Replies...looks like something you would see on the walking dead the new bad guys faction the bible thumpers
A giant truck from a small dicked man in the south.
Load More Replies...I’m a Christian, and find people like this absolutely unbearable. They give Christianity a bad name.
Ummm, I'd rather like to know where he learned about about Jesus. I happen to own several Bibles (various versions, King James, RSV, etc) and in NONE of them is there a Jesus who would approve of this.
I, also, have several versions of the Bible, and in NONE of them is there a Jesus who wouldn't approve of this. I believe he was silent on the subject of how large or small your transportation should be.
Load More Replies...Please tell me this profession is a joke! 😳 You can't be sure with what's going on in that uncivilized country.
dont be silly of course its a joke tail gunner on a school bus they just have snipers on the roof now
Load More Replies...what i dont get is why they don't ban guns altogether. some people would argue that you can use them for self defence and personal safety but i live in australia and even though guns are illegal our country is much safer than america. this is a complete joke.
Because they will argue it will end their “freedom”. Then again they also claim universal healthcare will end their “freedom” as well.
Load More Replies...Now that is blasphemy - photoshoping a BRITISH Frazer-Nash FN121 turret from an Avro Lancaster on an AMERICAN school bus? They should have used a proper US turret like the Consolidated A6 from the B24 or the Martin hydraulic tail turret from the Martin PBM Mariner! (that was, of course, sarcasm)
Its a joke, they have armed teachers right now. Next step will be armed soldiers that oversee students doing online courses. No need for teachers anymore in NRA country. The land of the free (of brain).
Who is "they"? Teachers are NOT armed. Edit: My apologies. I just read about the very recent legislation. I was so sure this was such an impossibly insane scenario, that it would never happen. I stand corrected. Jesus christ.
Load More Replies...Yes, this photo is fake. However, I wouldn’t put it past some hyper conservatives in the US.
Yes it is. The tail gun is from a photo of an Avro Lancaster WW2 bomber.
Load More Replies...We’re legally required to unload our guns before we drop them in the deep fryer.
Load More Replies...Next up,were microwaving my baby.my wifes told me not to do it with the previos three,but the funerals were on a wednesday,so..
It's only lunchtime here but maybe that's enough internet for today?
I formally apologise for America, we aren’t all like this, I have a friend in rural Kansas and xe are the most kind person you’ll ever meet
Winner for today's best typo. ...and I'm not talking about "xe" ...and you get more points if it's NOT a typo. Either way, well played.
Load More Replies...Shut up errbody nos it's "meduhsin", you just playin
Load More Replies...Bud Light isn't even beer. It's a substance almost, but not entirely unlike beer.
Right? Watered down beer. Me personally, I love stouts and other dark beers.
Load More Replies......and his car is (based on the colors) from Texas's Little Mauritius used car dealership.
Was at the grocery store parking lot yesterday, and a couple comes out to the car next to me. They put their food away, then open a 30 pack of Bud Light (which they still had in the shopping cart!!) The guy took one, and gave his wife one, who was driving. They cracked them open and drank them while driving away.
its like a Looney Tunes cartoon and when it shoots the gun goes backwards and the mouse is fine lol
Too bad that doesn't actually exist. Just to see if it works or not lol
Load More Replies...There's a snake in my boot! I'm going to blow its head off with a AR 17.
Load More Replies..."Those damn illegals cause nothing but harm to our great US of A."
why does a person need so many guns surely one gun with lots of bullets is better
Maybe she just collects them? A friend of mine living in NV inherited the old rifle collection from her grandparents and father. She never uses them (though as a former soldier she knows how to handle guns) but doesn't want to sell them, either. I guess this is a lot about culture. I live in a country with strict gun laws. A rifle collection is unthinkable here. To my friend it's just normal.
Load More Replies...I do believe in the right to own guns 1 or 2 and no assault weapons at all this is way to many
You really should ask for it back. People who arrive in NYC now might be tricked into thinking the US is actually a 'land of freedom'.
Load More Replies...Tell me you’re an ignorant naive redneck without telling me
Load More Replies...You won't find your way out of the closet with those sunglasses on.
It seems to me the people loudest about anti immigration are the first to use the statue of liberty as a symbol. They completely forget the words: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! It was meant to be a beacon of hope to the oppressed seeking a better life. Now it's just a joke because we don't, as a whole, abide by that philosophy anymore
Right? Use a sword and pen like the rest of us,the cowards.
Load More Replies...The bottom 3 rows look very noticeably different from the rest... definitely 'shopped.
Load More Replies...After Colorado, Florida, New York, California, Texas,, Vegas, Florida again wait and sandy hook, oh wait and the church shootings the nightclubs too ... Ya I've been done way before the Uvalde. And Our government still didn't do anything. Two of these are schools like kindergarten to sixth grade schools . We're blown away by AR-15...and let's all take a moment to say thank you to all the brave children who lay down their lives so these bags of s**t can own a gun. .. I hate this place JoyfulZebra, it's run by spoiled toddlers :(
Load More Replies...AR 15 is the name of the automatic weapon that they often use i school shootings. I guess the dad is disappointed that the kid thinks 14, 15 and counting numbers is the most logical answer. The dad thinks the kid should answer AR, like the weapon that decapitates little kids so they has to be identifyed by their shoes is the better answer. It's absolutly not a funny joke... (Please don't downvote my comment because you don't like that answer. It is what it is and I'll get banned)
Load More Replies...Joyful Zebra as an American I wasn't laughing after Sandy Hook and that was 10 years ago...had to get the hell outta that country
It's interesting that so many comments see this as a school shooting joke. It's not. It's also weird they blame ARs for school shootings.
The Deep South is bloody weird to the rest of the US too. What you typically see traveling on the highways there: multiple gigantic crosses interspersed with adverts for strip clubs, gun shops, fireworks stores, and porn rental. It's surreal.
You forgot the anti-abortion billboards with scientific inaccuracies!
Load More Replies..."No chocolate eclairs today, thanks, I'm trying to be good. Just give me two rifles, a semi-automatic and a sombrero-shaped target."
Just.... wow. What the hell is wrong with my country? And it's citizens. Ok, wait, I can name many of the things that are wrong.... it's just sometimes the enormity of our collective, societal stupidly is overwhelming
If you really want to be frightened, watch the January 6 hearings. Very well presented, detailed evidence of how our democracy almost ceased to exist. I thought I followed the news pretty closely, but there's video evidence and Republicans testifying to things I didn't think were possible in this country. It's absolutely terrifying. Just to see these self-named "patriots" beating our police officers... MAGA folks and the folks promoting lax gun regulations are not patriots! Anything but.
Load More Replies...What's disgusting about a sporting goods store that also sells donuts, and hardware, and can rent you a rototiller?
Load More Replies...I have seen some posts, where military people said they have better pay and benefits if they are married.
Load More Replies...They are called “dependapotimus” they grab these young lonely homesick scared kids & marry them. They get housing, healthcare and benefits (PX shopping etc.) after the wedding they meet the Suprise!! Step kids. Who they now are responsible for. She usually gets pregnant right away, more benefits & a lock on him. It’s so common that the army has given up on trying to stop these idiots from being tied to a conwomen for the rest of their lives. It’s very sad actually.
Oh so it wasn't just the dudes proposing to the chicks I went to high school with
Somebody is catching some hands, that's what is happening here 🤜🤛
Load More Replies...This is so tacky. Who did this? This was an unprovoked brutal attack by Brittany Kennedy on Emily Broadwater in Augusta GA. Nobody intervened. The only person who tried to help was Emily’s toddler.
Looked it up- they have been arguing over a baby daddy. There is more to the story. Not saying it right but they weren’t strangers
Load More Replies...Then told to put the lotion in the basket or they’ll get the hose
It's meant to scare the bejeezus out of you. I know it does me!
Load More Replies...Given the film it is referencing, it's not. It's actually horrifying.
Load More Replies...Having visited several different parts of USA I can honestly say there's not a thing that would convince me to live there, ever. The more I hear about what's going on over there the more I am infinitely grateful to be Scottish
The title is reminding me of articles on the Onion. I’m not saying it’s from there, but the wording reminds me of it.
What in Alabama is going on here? Like seriously what is going on in Alabama?
Reminds me of the time Indeed suggested a helicopter mechanic job. I'm a graphic designer.
Hell! I'm a graphic designer that fixes helicopters on the weekends!
Load More Replies...Received a resume once for a typesetting job. From someone whose entire work history was as a warehouse worker at Sears.
Yeah I think your a little under qualified mate. Better luck at McDonalds!/s
I'm gonna go out a limb and say he's not what his sticker says he is
I thought it was anklets they wear? The ones that beep to tell you how far away from your house you are...
I had to buy the first one on the left. Was thinking about the next size, but was too dear.
But you can save a couple bucks if you buy the next size up
Load More Replies...I find this a legit measurement. Deer are delicious. I grew up eating deer all year and almost never grocery store beef.
The good thing about the imperial system is that it lets you use units relevant to the task at hand. I don't have to convert between deer and kg of dressed meat per unit of volume. I can just use deer as the UOM.
Load More Replies...A heart attack could be right around the corner. But don't worry, Maccy D's is straight ahead.
Actually, the arrow points to "diabetes." Diabetes is straight ahead!!!
Load More Replies...What if he had a picture of the truck with another truck on the back of that? What if it kept going?
I was at a cemetery once and there was an excellent headstone with a relief carving of the guys truck, his camper, and his boat with him sitting in it fishing.
I’ve never understood the craze around trucks. Most normal people don’t need trucks, and yet they still buy ones that take up two parking spaces.
Thats a perfect solution to when Karen needs to speak to the manager lol.
I think it's one of those padded wheelchairs, although I don't see any wheels...
Load More Replies...Most of the signs are not in English but I don't recognize the language.
Load More Replies...There's some an uncensored picture of this floating around and let me tell you, the two children don't look elated.
Load More Replies...Flat earthers, still not agreeing on whether the planet is floating on a turtle or is surrounded by more land or is on the top of a frozen planet.
not a flat earther but the turtle thing would be cool if it was possible...
Load More Replies...How many middle fingers do you think people gave them? I mean, this is Florida…
I cant even see their faces but I can tell by their posture that they probably don't want to be there at all
He's in North Carolina, a little farther south and he'll get shot at.
I don't think you know what you're talking about. This is just verbal diarrhea.
Load More Replies...Just looks like a normal day in USA to this UK resident
Load More Replies...The kid caught the squirrel that attacked his moma for her cigarettes. :D
Load More Replies...Well squirrel skins were an acceptable currency in Finland way back when
Load More Replies...Santa can adopt all of the unwanted children and get extra 2-3 jobs trying to support them!
There's plenty of children waiting to be adopted, I think some fictional character will be just fine.
Can Santa commit to feeding starving and homeless babies for real and pay for the things needed to live until then stick with your day job
under a glass of water that's been turned upside down.
Load More Replies...What's Pov ? All I can think of is Point of view and that doesn't seem to fit.
its point of view, it would make more sense if it was POV: not just POV. Hope this helped :)
Load More Replies...All the tumours will be in te right place, he won't need to drape a flag over his coffin.
Load More Replies...Carcinogenic patriotism is a thing? I'm such a patriot, I gave myself skin cancer?
Using the image of someone who died of a disease that might have been prevented by a protective covering....
Understanding irony isn't the strong point of stupid people, as clearly seen in this image
Load More Replies...ono. you will mock me. for trying my best to not die. being mocked by you is something i definitely care about.
Using a victim of one pandemic to harass people who’d avoid another
Would it be considered assault if I throw multiple masks at her face
I imagine he has better things to do than haunt idiots.
Load More Replies...Hadn't thought of that but you're probably correct! The irony intensifies...
Load More Replies...🎶We will, we will also mock you for being a b***h and putting others in danger🎶
The company dared to mandate vaccines and the cretins went nuts.
Load More Replies...Liberoles? Is that like a jelly roll? Or role-playing? Or a roll of carpeting?
Everybody wants to wear Carhartt until its time to do Carhartt things.
At least Millennials and Liberals can speak English, like I'd bet you'd tell anyone who wasn't white to do, whilst you yourself are illiterate.
Not all of us use a gun in an argument we are losing and have no other options at winning
Someone stole a sink from my school, anything is possible.
Load More Replies...I live close to central Ohio and our VFW had a whole helicopter stolen that was sitting out in front of it.
How? What? When? Huh? You know what? This post has already killed too many of my brain cells I’m not even gonna ask
This is the first post in this article where I've been intrigued rather than depressed.
How do you steal a f*****g bridge??? It's like that TikTok trend where people stole sinks and doors all over again (I still don't know how people at my school managed to steal whole a*s stall Doors.)
in Romania gipsies stoled the train rails so anything is possible
Load More Replies...I think I heard stories of this happening in Russia to. Still beggars believe on HOW.
Once you turn 5 you can try out the air-15, but for now focus on your long range grenade launcher
Load More Replies...This is in FL....5 minutes from where I live. The owner (Chris Waag) died in a horrible head on collision. The sign did read for a long time "RIP Chris You will be greatly missed" then for a month they did this. They have since taken down the RIP Chris https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2021/10/26/owner-dogs-r-us-titusville-killed-saturday-crash-near-geneva/8550319002/
Oh my gosh, that’s horrible! I don’t know if you knew him, but if you did, I’m so sorry.
Load More Replies...Ahh Memphis...pretty sure that used to be a basketball arena
It's a wildlife conservation group heavily involved with habitat conservation, because without habitat for waterfowl people who enjoy hunting waterfowl wouldn't have anything to hunt.
Load More Replies...ok but I need to actually try beef with caramelized onion because that sounds amazing.
I hate to break it to you, but this pic is from the UK. The US can't have all the bloopers.
Aghhhhhhh my innocence. The little innocence I had left from my childhood is all gone.
I'm pretty sure it's a nod to an episode of "The Office", where Dwight and Jim plan a birthday party for Kelly. Among other things, Dwight puts up a sign that says "It is your birthday", stating later in the episode "well, it's a fact". The balloons are also the same. Also, the guy is dressed like Dwight.
Wow really? I thought it was a TV. You really could get anything these days
I THINK it means that scream in the car until your father stops and gets ice cream. idk not very good advice
Standing here i realize, I need to go home and be a family man
Is her leg THROUGH the strap of the gun????? I can't quite tell. Cause that makes this 100 times stupider. And it was moronic to start.
I’m not even human and it’s still offensive af.
Load More Replies...No, No, No. This is wrong in so many ways. I am not Buddhist either and just being offended doesn't cover it. This is sacrilege. I can't even stand to look at it so I am going to shut up and move on.
Finally an adequate target to practice on with all those guns of yours..
The boards in the back to the left have the same facial expressions as all of us rn looking at this statue
You can also fry food with sand and it's an actual cooking techniques used in places, though sand frying also includes salt frying as the more common variety actual sand is used rarely
Mineral oil is not toxic but your body has no way to metabolize it so it will come out in the same state it entered giving you the worst kind of liquid shits
With all that aromatic hydrocarbons in there I am pretty sure it is dangerous. Maybe not toxic, as in GHS definition, but carcinogenic.
Load More Replies...Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!
It appears that he is being aggressively humped by Jesus, who isn't considerate enough for a reach around.
Load More Replies...I guess, God takes America from behind? (I'm definitely going to hell, but I reckon I'll see y'all there!)
Well, those are the only hands that will ever touch this guy, so...
Load More Replies...I knew I was bisexual but I didn't know I was religious or patriotic I mean im not even American
The wheel.....Imagine that thought process... "I will recreate the suffering of my idol, but make it so it is as easy as possible."
You need at least one wheel in order to use the drive-thru
Load More Replies...I saw it in the picture but didn't get it until I saw your post. Very small, indeed.
Load More Replies...The heck- I think it's about time to stop associating America with God, he probably wants nothing to do with us at this point.
There’s a guy in my town who does that-in the Midwest 😬
Load More Replies...I once walked past someone who owns a dog. I need a sticker to highlight this achievement of mine
I'm hoping this is irony aimed at all the inane sh*t people stick on their cars. Hoping really, really, hard! 🙄
For a second, I thought that the light from between the seats was an i.v. bag, anyone else? Yeah? Maybe...no?!? Ok, I'll show myself out
my grandmas moms sisters dogs neighbors aunts brothers wife’s sister husband/brother was in the navy
Do not even want to know what happened that they had to put these stickers on there!
This isn't just an American thing. I bought a bottle of soda in Japan. It had a warning label that said "Do not insert penis in opening".
i can see the picture if Scott Lang in end game saying "what the hell happened here"
So, sticking in the vag-jay-jay is okay? Asking for a friend.
I don’t like the metric system, but it isn’t that bad what the heck
well let me count the ways... slavery, stupidity, uninvited invasions, child massacres... shall we go on?
Hmmmmm, as if any other country doesn’t have problems, look at Russia, or china. Additionally, while yes, you did outlaw slavery a lot earlier than America, you still had it legal a lot more time than America. Just what you see on the “news” isn’t what actually goes on.
Load More Replies...This is a direct result of the american educational system. We were fed lies and propaganda. I am so utterly embarrassed by this type of garbage.
Way to go on the flags, though... the last three pigs aren't even representing actual countries.
The fact that someone had this idea and made it into a real thing is insane.
Well, Darwin's theory (and awards) is something I think about often when I read topics like this.
y'all are missing the rest of the meme, there's a caption that says "I finally got the one who's been stealing all my money."
Photoshop, I think. It's a joke on how Biden seems to like sniffing people.
Load More Replies...Have him work there and live on that wage for a year. That'd knock the entitlement out of him. Why do people assume that poverty is self-inflicted and entirely determined by a person's willingness or unwillingness to work? Like it's got nothing to do with the economy, the job market, housing, minimum wage .... It doesn't occur in a vacuum, ffs!
Load More Replies...Poor Jimmy failed his job application. He'll get it right one day. It's all in the eye hole shaping
This should be illegal. Gun cases should be marked as such and have a distinct form. And, you know, there shouldn't be gun cases available for normal citizens at all, besides regulated sport and hunting weapons, that are definitely NOT assault rifles! Oh and the ammunition should be, here in Germany it is by law, not stored with the gun.
It actually is illegal to have the ammo in the same case as the gun while transporting it. But at home you can store it with the gun. As for the case, I'm not saying there's a chance it is actually a gun case, but I'd lean towards it was just a guitar case that was converted into a gun case.
Load More Replies...They are multiracial and proud of it. One parent is a person of color (Mexican) and the other parent is a white supremacist who supports the institution of enslaving people of color. It makes perfect sense. /s
Load More Replies...And then his three year old child totally sassed the guy and everyone clapped and the manager comped their meals!
Oh come on. You think somebody would have realized that maybe he isn’t the best model for this particular shirt.
You take one down and pass it around.....um....12 football fields and Avril Lavigne cans of beer on the wall?
i don't have a wall big enough to put these on. might have to take one down
Wow, how do you even take it home? Box looks like at least 2 meters long.
Anyone who buys this has a pickup truck, I assure you
Load More Replies...Wtf is wrong with people??! Leave the poor cow alone you sick f*cker😡
It's photoshopped as a joke. There's a watermark "Adam the creator" on the side of the bottle. Check his Facebook or Insta, he's quite funny.
the fact that the truck on the truck has the truck on the truck is a nice lil detail and this isnt the worst thing ever at least
Tell me you've never got laid without telling me you've never got laid...
Joke’s on you, the sexy boneless women are in Deinver, not Demver!
Load More Replies...I don't know what they paid for this, but someone needs to go get a refund.
I mean the un allows small nuclear weapons below a certain yield I think
oh it was the best he was all like 'BLAMBLAMBLAM PEW DIE DIE " and they were all like "OH NO IVE BENN SHOT AHH OH NO BLEH" and then he was like "BANG BANG PEW AAAA
Load More Replies...Jesus doesn't need a gun to kill he'd just bring down the wrath of God
I'd rather he had be president at least you know what you're getting for Christmas
It's reference to a g******g scene, little white chick on the sofa and 6 big black dudes stood behind it.
Load More Replies...You think it's illegal to criticize or mock the President in most civilized countries?
Load More Replies...I wish they would be arrested here for that. It is a clear threat to the presidents life.
I believe this is a real vet making fun of a camo-d up rando.
Load More Replies..."I'll take 'what I put up my a*s this morning' for 300, thanks Alex"
Pretty sure that is a suboxone strip there. They should be handing those out, not taking them away
NO, Hell, No!! Blasphemy doesn't cover it. Down right meanest, stupidity, hatred.
Yeah, but in this case it's also literal blasphemy, meaning "an action which shows contempt, disrespect or lack of reverence concerning a deity or an object considered sacred"
Load More Replies...“If a pint of milk takes 1 minute to drink, how long would it take to mop a shopping cart’s worth of spilled milk? How long would it take to mop a car’s worth? How much soap would you need to use to clean your car? How much debt would you be in?”
Load More Replies...The only thing I can think of is business of some kind. I know when I worked at a daycare, we bought quite a lot of milk every week. Although this definitely seems extreme... hahaha
Load More Replies...Guaranteed that these are Canadians. This is super common on the border.
Dude, get a mop and a bucket. Those cheap brown paper towels are not the right tool to clean up a whole gallon of milk.
I don't even manage to have the full pint I get delivered every week
The shirt actually says “Stop Being Desperate”. This is photoshopped.
It worked. me. I stopped being poor 2 months ago, and now I own 7 continents
Wearing a ‘tax the rich’ dress to a gala where the tickets cost $35k each…
Tax the rich means the Nesting-Doll-Hidden-Accounts type of rich, where you own multiple yachts and on property that's worth hundreds of millions
Load More Replies...Reagan never should have closed down the mental health facilities. We need them more than ever now.
The state of mentality of so many. I can do what I want. Unlimited rights.…you think there might be a mental illness problem here?
the slight curve of the text that makes it look like it was put on wrong bothers me more than anything. (graphic designer/former sign maker)
This was a prank done by his friends. https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral
Load More Replies...What's how big or small you are got to do with being a decent person?!!!!
Karen needed her eyeballs cleaned and couldn't afford a ticket to the zoo to visit the giraffes.
IT IS A TORTILLA YOU IGNORANT WALNUT
Load More Replies...This is Biden and that guy probably voted for Trump, so now he's ignoring Biden. Or something like that.
Load More Replies...I am very proud that their very first UK store lasted a grand total of 8 days before we successfully got them kicked out.
Don't know Chick-fil-A at all but as you've got Nando's in the UK I think you are nit missing out 😉
Load More Replies...Let me fix that for you: 'Our pickles don't touch. Until you've got 2 in your mouth!'
The pickles may not touch but they have no problem sliding their godly meat between some young fresh buns
Unpopular opinion: I don’t like Chick-fil-A’s food. All my friends think I’m crazy because of that.
As an American, I’m sorry. Trust me, most of us are normal. It’s just the few bad people are the loudest. Also: multiple days during school we had events cancelled because someone threatened to shoot up the school…
We know mate, we know. I am a brit, and I hate all these anti-American stuff. It's the equivalent of people thinking we're all football hooligans with no teeth who can't cook, are fixated on some old bird on a throne and constantly wet cos of all the rain... Some of us use umbrellas.
Load More Replies...I’m getting really sick of these articles. For the last time, stuff like this makes every decent American feel awful too. Stop mashing us all together!
What is it with Bored Panda's editors obsession with the US and all that is bad? It is only one country out of 196. I'm sure you can do better!
Yes but most countries don't make a big song and dance about being so fantastic then proceeded to not pay a livable wage, not provide decent health care, try to bankrupt their students before their career starts and finally most countries are actively trying to stop people harming children in a very bad way. Your country is awful.
Load More Replies...Wow, as an American this is really offensive... time to go make fun of the Canadians
Yes, we love being talked about or mentioned in any way. Win-win!
Load More Replies...The first few of these "lol look at those Americans" stories made me laugh a little but it's starting to look like the US is being targeted now and that just isn't fair. I also think it's getting boring and decidedly not funny.
You definitely missed the north east, most of these don't represent us at all.
Agree. As a New Englander, the overwhelming majority of this article is completely foreign to me.
Load More Replies...If you want proof of hatred in the world? Bored Panda gives it. When everyone is done with their schadenfreude, could we look at the problems universal to the whole planet/humanity? Or is that too much liberal progressive fluffy to hope for?
I love the "warning" the BP author wrote just above the listicle. Basically says, don't worry, it's satire, no nation bashing is happening here! - then proceeds to do just that. 😂
Load More Replies...Hey I like these. Do China next. How about Saudi Arabia or North Korea? Didn’t effing think so.
As an American, I’m sorry. Trust me, most of us are normal. It’s just the few bad people are the loudest. Also: multiple days during school we had events cancelled because someone threatened to shoot up the school…
We know mate, we know. I am a brit, and I hate all these anti-American stuff. It's the equivalent of people thinking we're all football hooligans with no teeth who can't cook, are fixated on some old bird on a throne and constantly wet cos of all the rain... Some of us use umbrellas.
Load More Replies...I’m getting really sick of these articles. For the last time, stuff like this makes every decent American feel awful too. Stop mashing us all together!
What is it with Bored Panda's editors obsession with the US and all that is bad? It is only one country out of 196. I'm sure you can do better!
Yes but most countries don't make a big song and dance about being so fantastic then proceeded to not pay a livable wage, not provide decent health care, try to bankrupt their students before their career starts and finally most countries are actively trying to stop people harming children in a very bad way. Your country is awful.
Load More Replies...Wow, as an American this is really offensive... time to go make fun of the Canadians
Yes, we love being talked about or mentioned in any way. Win-win!
Load More Replies...The first few of these "lol look at those Americans" stories made me laugh a little but it's starting to look like the US is being targeted now and that just isn't fair. I also think it's getting boring and decidedly not funny.
You definitely missed the north east, most of these don't represent us at all.
Agree. As a New Englander, the overwhelming majority of this article is completely foreign to me.
Load More Replies...If you want proof of hatred in the world? Bored Panda gives it. When everyone is done with their schadenfreude, could we look at the problems universal to the whole planet/humanity? Or is that too much liberal progressive fluffy to hope for?
I love the "warning" the BP author wrote just above the listicle. Basically says, don't worry, it's satire, no nation bashing is happening here! - then proceeds to do just that. 😂
Load More Replies...Hey I like these. Do China next. How about Saudi Arabia or North Korea? Didn’t effing think so.
