There’s hardly anything more polarizing than asking a group of people what they think of the United States and the American way of life, whether they’re locals or not. On one side, you have the crowd that is 110% in support of B I G cars, cowboy-like freedom, and chants USA, USA, USA! every chance they get because it’s the land of opportunity and the best nation on God’s green Earth. On the other side, you have folks who believe that America is so profoundly flawed that it can’t ever do anything right and it’s just rushing towards disaster without any hope for redemption—they see only the downsides. Somewhere in the middle, you have the realistic moderates who see the US as a country full of potential and appreciate just how warm the people there are, but also see the need for change in key areas

However, today we’re throwing moderation and realism out the window and embracing the over-the-top, the larger-the-life, and the we-have-more-freedom-than-you for the sake of humor. We’re featuring the best memes from the ‘Wow, That is VIOLENTLY American’ Facebook page, and the name really doesn’t lie. It’s a social media project that documents things that are as American as possible, viewed through the stereotypical lens of the internet. Scroll down for a good laugh, and tell us what you think America is all about in the comments, dear Pandas.

Warning: lots of satire incoming. Before we get started, just keep in mind that nobody’s making fun of the US here. It's not about Democrat vs. Republican. We know that America is awesome. We also know that America has its share of deeply-concerning issues. However, it’s healthy to laugh at oneself once in a while and to learn to embrace the cultural weirdness in all of its glory.

Bored Panda got in touch with the founder of 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American,' a marine veteran from Florida. They were kind enough to share their thoughts about the inspiration behind the project and its success, how America isn't as homogenous as some might think, and how people react to some of the content they post. You'll find the full interview about biases being challenged and discussions being started as you scroll down.

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𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

JuniorCJ82
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This I actually agree with.

Ka Se
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The father encounterd the man red handed while raping his daughter. He also called 911 after punching him. So I am pretty sure the "unaliving" happened in the act of emotion. I guess in most countries you would get only mild charges for this.

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J. F.
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moraly justified, self justice still is very bad though

Daman dan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the fact that he caught him in the act makes a difference. As a parent, the impulse to end the life of that piece of trash would just be stronger than me. I would end that worthless maggot without a thought. If he wasn't there, I can understand your concern. Innocent until proven guilty. I would support a law that allowed the parents the victim to chose the punishment.

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Got Myself 4 Pandas
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone does this to my child and I'm pretty sure I'd very much want to do the same, if I remember correctly he caught him actually doing it, therefore I totally get emotions taking over and beating the s**t out of him until he was no longer alive - totally understandable and justified. I hope that little girl is ok and not suffering as a result of this horrible event

Bobby
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not all scars are visible. I doubt she'll ever be ok, but I hope she learns to cope

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Joe Blowe
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He shouldn't face charges anywhere

Ivana Bašić
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sometimes even Americans get it right. That one should be perfectly legal.

duckys
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly i support this

Kayla J
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if you want to read the story, but obv trigger warning https://abcnews.go.com/US/charges-texas-father-beat-death-daughters-molester/story?id=16612071

BookCrazyTeen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well at least Texas got one thing right

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The founder of 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American' shared with Bored Panda they used to be a military musician, they've traveled all over the US, and have been stationed on both coasts during their time in the service. They don't really align with any political affiliation, and they're affiliated with "some of the largest meme pages on Facebook" and is the manager of a network of pages and editor teams who post all sorts of content. However, 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American,' is their personal page. 

So it's clear that they have a lot of experience when it comes to managing social media pages. "My initial inspiration was built on things happening in various tag groups on Facebook, but I have extensive experience managing tons of pages. I knew I could bring together something that can have broad appeal combined with utilizing common user behaviors to build a great satirical model for engaging with an audience. I'm a marine vet, and with it comes a blend of experience challenged by so many different biases," they told us.

In their opinion, the Facebook page resonates with such a large online crowd because it doesn't draw boundaries all that often and it challenges the way people think. "People come here to find their biases challenged. People come here because they think their worldview is supported, and in many ways, they end up being the primary point of humor for me and those who get it. In general, I focus more on creating a dialogue between people versus trying to dominate the dialogue myself. I chime in, both in a completely satirical way sometimes but also in serious ways. The way I aim to shroud the certainty of the message/intent is how I leverage the audience into a blend of comedy and discourse. The discourse itself is basically a living breathing metaphor for common toxic behaviors of people on social media, primarily those in the US."

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    #2

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago

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    broken_guy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment has been deleted... so profound lol

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    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Full bred American" = Native American. The rest of us came from somewhere else.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First Nations people. There were entire nations before settlers got here.

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    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh ... wouldn't that result in some variety of a McChicken?

    Owen Perrins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no dont insult the bald eaglle bwahahha i couldnt stand being a redneck any longer

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    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but are you a full bred dunce?

    Rob Engel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they named the kid Bald Mac

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    #3

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 , twitter.com Report

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why they are hooked on a system of measurement based the length of a dead English king's nose (or finger or some body part)

    A dog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like it either, but it would cost too much money to change all the road signs, maps, etc.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any bets that cowboys will never trade in their 10 gallon hats for 37.85412 liter hats?

    Charles St. John
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American scientists, the military, medical field, etc all use the metric system because its far easier than the Imperial system. Its only the general population that sticks to it.

    Ponyo (they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how england colonized america and forced everyone to use the standard system then later switched to the metric system and started making fun of america for using the standard system

    Saswata Banerjee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without a Banana for scaling it is hard to tell

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely hilarious!

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being Canadian, I'm bilingual. I speak both meters and feet, as well as kilograms and pounds.

    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand that we're behind the times with not using metric, but when British people give us this c**p I get a little annoyed because they still weigh people in 'stones'.

    Sean Sean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all the people ITT that don't understand, the USA uses BOTH systems. We learn them both in school at an early age. What system you use can depend on a number of factors, like what field you work in. So we learn them both to be flexible.

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    The mastermind behind the Facebook page believes that very few people actually see the world as full of nuance. "The breadth of the complexity that truly exists in this country is beyond the scope of how the average human being thinks or lives. I could rant about psychology and the human brain, but in general, I think people just have a bad relationship with cognitive dissonance in general. Because of that, confirmation bias backed by algorithmic patterns on social media create a world view predicated on a mental path of least resistance type behaviors," they explained to Bored Panda.

    Believing any one stereotype about the United States is foolish, according to the creator of the page. This sort of reliance on generalizations ignores the "layers upon layers of social and governmental infrastructure" and ignores the nuances of a nation "with more combined cultures than most of the rest of the world."

    "It's a sign that they don't (or won't) view the identity of this country as associated with minority or diversity, which is a lie that reinforces divisiveness and literally excludes non-white demographics from the image of America. Considering the truth of our diversity as told through statistics rather than rhetoric, this country is far from only white or conservative. It's far from that."

    #4

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Little Phoenix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have looked starving and someone tried to save him

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, must have. I don't advocate murder, but persons or people can be pushed too far.

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    Petra Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is a dish of cold grass…

    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I find neck beards very disturbing the sight kind of makes my skin itchy and creeps me out

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    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have been starving for his daily dose of chlorophyll.

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chlorophyl? More like boreaphyll ." From One of my all time favorite movies. Sorry every time I hear the word chlorophyll I think of that quote.

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    Ele V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. He had it coming

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    #5

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Abby da great
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …a vehicle to suck you of your money?

    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. A vehicle to take you to the place that sucks the life out of you after seeing how much money it sucked from you

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up, you have to pay for an ambulance?

    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't heard? Are you new to the internet? ;)

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    Tobias Reaper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well you have to pay for an ambulance in America so that would make it a taxi to the hospital

    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ambulances are extremely important, which is why they need to be much cheaper, if not free. Honestly, the only payment should be for the cost of the gas.

    Kayjunmoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ambulances should be free as should hospitals and medical care in general.

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is exactly what it is, you bumbling idiot! I've had to be taken to hospital by ambulance a couple of times and guess what I paid? Nothing! So you may want to stop and think "Hey, maybe Bernie's on to sth here, maybe there *is* sth going wrong in this country. (Btw, love Bernie ❤️)

    Freddy H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, no, it is not a taxi, it is a mobile medical unit staffed with educated professionals and medical equipment designed to save your life. It is is no way a "taxi," for crying out loud.

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    Mobey Drunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A team of medical professionals who are seen as an Uber, even though they just saved your life.

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS however, a taxi straight to Broketown!

    Sewanee Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A nurse is not a servant for your sickness needs."

    Sewanee Citizen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A bandage is not a bracelet for your wrist wound."

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a $3,000 taxi to the hospital. Call a limo instead, it's cheaper and they serve Champagne

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    #6

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or a fully automatic military assault weapon...

    Michael Sanders
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t buy full auto assault weapons.

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best I can do is this assault rifle. You're 18, right? Cool, here you go. But I can't sell you the cigs and beer, those can be bad for you.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I raised my daughter with the European approach. As a toddler, she got a tiny stemmed liqueur glass with a drop of wine filled out with water. As she got older, the wine increased and the water decreased. By the time she was a teenager, she enjoyed a glass of wine with dinner, same as the rest of the family. Really, this is the way.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Then when I could legally have it outside our home it was no big deal. I drank it with a meal, not drinking to get drunk.

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    Vasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and an assault rifle

    Laura Mende (Human)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew about the drinking, but how old must you be to smoke? Also 21? I'm just curious, someone please explain.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, also 21. Which is rather ridiculous.

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    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe if your in the military the beer law doesn't apply to you if someone is mature enough to defend the country they are mature enough to buy beer. I mite be wrong the cigarettes no one needs to buy them(I wish I never started)

    Isaac7lego🇺🇸
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18 year olds can smoke, but point is valid!!

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    According to the founder of 'Wow, That Is VIOLENTLY American,' some of the strengths and weaknesses of the US overlap. "Local and state-level governments are really the lifeblood of maintaining the regions, but with that comes political diversity most people want to avoid. This has pushed many Americans to feel the need to view the relevant level of governing up to the federal level, and often times modern Americans do not even know much about their governor or anything at all about their city councils," they said that people tend to push through their various agendas at the local level.

    "This leaves so much infrastructure unscrutinized and thus some accountability issues that ultimately leave the local community level feeling no real change despite the wide-swinging pendulum of change we see in DC every 4 years. At the end of the day, it feels like a bureaucratic nightmare, but that's also because it is. People look for a person or thing to pin the blame on, and they just look to DC versus their own communities. This feeds that stereotype that America is somehow homogenous. It leaves the poorer kids in our poorest zip codes from feeling measurable change because people are so focused on who the president is that they aren't concerned with their own back yards."

    #7

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 , twitter.com Report

    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bunch of jackasses, led by the biggest orange jackass of all time. trump-donk...593d4c.jpg trump-donkey-62b1b0d593d4c.jpg

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys who broke into the capitol...I mean. If you could rub brain cells together to start a fire, these guys couldn't have made a tiny spark. "Trump told us to do it", while said president was sitting in the White House watching the carnage on TV, not calling in reinforcements, not calling in the National Guard, nothing. What a s**t show.

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention, several staff in the room with him while he was watching the carnage he created said he was disappointed in how low class they all looked. 😂😂😂

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    Cathpoop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so proud of the war they lost.

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think the Dixie Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard was the coolest car ever. Then I turned 8.

    Cimarron
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    3 years ago

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    General Lee, are you nine?

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a New Englander, I like to call this flag the Loser Flag. It's surprising how many time you see it displayed well north of the Mason-Dixon Line...like in upstate New York.

    Hagen Radcliffe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right?! Just goes to show the level of education, wisdom and big old brains. It would be so very funny if it wasn’t so sad… and scary

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The south shall surrender again.

    JMC5003
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to believe these MAGA people are itching for a civil war. The January 6 hearings are revealing absolutely stunning information. But like my dad always said, some folks don't want to be confused by truth, so I kinda doubt many of them are watching.

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    Patricia Healton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me laugh out loud. Wish I could upvote it more.

    Deborah Barron Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a symbol of the losing side of a race war and these Losers are proud they got there butt kicked.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this headline as a framed picture. Not joking.

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    #8

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried making coffee at home instead?

    Disgruntled Pelican
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop eating avocado toast and you'll be living in a mansion in a year!

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    Falcon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the Netflix account, for sure

    Sabrina Fisher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a full time job as well as working for Doordash and Shipt and still living paycheck to paycheck

    Michael Sanders
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man these posts really like to use McDonalds as the example of the end of the job road cuz of inflation. I’m sure their employees have been grateful to have jobs while people are losing their shiit over bitcoin.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, it must be that lack of Millennial work ethic and that Netflix subscription of your’s.

    Injun Joe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! You shouldn't have to kill yourself working 2-3 jobs, just to make ends meet. Life is precious, make yours outstanding.

    Jaybird3939
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cancel Netflix and stop getting Starbuck's coffee. You'll own a mansion in no time!

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    #9

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The epitome of I regret nothing.

    Dianellian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not the actual guy. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lottery-winner-arrested-dumping-200000-manure-lawn-former-boss/

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His smile shows it was totally worth it!!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His expression is priceless. He got to live the dream of everyone who has worked for an a*****e boss, then won the lottery. Hell. I would’ve made sure some of it was “accidentally” dumped on the boss’ car, maybe even on the boss as well.

    J Rob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lottery-winner-arrested-dumping-200000-manure-lawn-former-boss/

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's what you call having FU money. It looks like so much fun!

    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not typically American though. I've read similar stories in the (British) Daily Mail.

    laka puka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its from a fake website but still. Also here's the website

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    The founder of the page was very candid with Bored Panda that they get people who are angry at their posts all the time. "Their political alignment is pretty random, too. It's more that people are too busy trying to figure out what team everyone is playing on rather than deciphering meaning from concepts in front of them. It's a pretty regressive trait that has grown a lot in this country. It's part of what keeps my page riddled with foot traffic, in a pretty ironic way."

    Some commenters aren't afraid to start insulting the creator for what they post. "I've been called a libtard, lukewarm centrist, commie, nazi, conservative... you name it." In the pinned post on their Facebook page, they alluded to the fact they often egg people on to start discussions. "I have no issue taking a devil's advocate approach to the vaguely satirical message of the page.  The people who behave this way are unironically the real content of the page, no less than the posts itself."

    They said that they're trying to find a "magical blend" of how much of themselves they should put into the page, how much they should encourage or discourage the discourse, and how much others should have their say. Thankfully, some Facebook users actually get the page creator's jokes.

    "I have a limit to how far I'll ever go with people because otherwise, the page loses its ambiguity and instead just strikes a petty tone. Sometimes, I try to dive into the weeds of it all, and sometimes I take the stoic posture of a public figure. Oftentimes, saying nothing is far better than saying even the right thing. I just try to prevent letting my voice get in the way of people seeing themselves in the content."

    #10

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    Jane Smith
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    3 years ago

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    so you agree with destruction of other peoples property

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    Gina Babe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I love this! I can't stand those people.

    Freddy H
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    3 years ago

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    You ... *love* ... that a gun was stolen from it's legal owner and is now on the hands of a criminal? Okaaaaaay.

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    Charlotte
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, masculinity as fragile as his rear window.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, these are the same neckbearded incels who froth at their mouths that their “God given right” to own a gun is being taken away when innocent children were murdered in a mass school shootings. Biggest bunch of losers and cowards I ever saw. If you have to have a AK-47 gun to feel manly you are a freaking coward in my eyes.

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the AK-47 - one of the most american guns ever made /s

    laka puka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious compliance i like it

    Grownnutkid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Texan I cannot tell you how often I fantasize about doing this.

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    #11

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i need to know who won

    parmadillo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s kind sweet that the unbaptized guys are betting their souls just to take the evangelists out for drinks.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mormons in Latin America, just as an FYI.

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should the baptists be gambling? Hold up!

    Analyn Lahr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna say "I didn't think Mormons were allowed to gamble", then I noticed that were playing UNO.

    Daniel Mattock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s still gambling if there are stakes involved, I would argue

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Uno. None of you are winning ( jk)

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are Mormons, not Jehovah's Witnesses.

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    #12

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    laka puka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America in one headline except for the guns

    Gypsy Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, no. This is California. Florida & California are the mentally challenged, spoiled step children of America. They don’t count.

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Part of me really wants to read this article just because

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought the headlines in UK newspapers were bizarre: Best Man KOed After Getting Hit in the Head With a Flying Dildo at a Stag Party

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she loose 125 pounds running from the yeti? I wouldn't sue for that i'd be hiring that yeti for weight loss classes :)

    Meghna Mohan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness way too much crammed in, not enough space?

    Sleepy_Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justin in correct. There is a lot going on in just one sentence. I kinda feel sorry for the Cali people that have to deal with her.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My take: She fell in love with big foot, divorced and lost the weight to pursue him.

    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this three times and it still doesn’t compute

    Terra Renee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So like...is Bigfoot the reason for the weight loss? Is he refusing to be with her until she's not fat or something? I'm...confused.

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    Personally, I’m deeply thankful for having experienced so much of American culture firsthand. They’re honestly some of the most hard-working, welcoming people on the planet. They’d give you the shirts off their backs. And their education style is something that really works with who I am as an individual. For me, America is about freedom, respect, and the ability to follow whatever dreams you have, with very little outside interference. (I also grew to love the romantic image of the suburbs in the 1950s with white picket fences, but that’s really neither here nor there.)

    It’s because I’ve got this appreciation for the US that I can be honest about the state of the country as a whole. There are some incredible upsides there that are dragged down by unfettered consumerism, widespread physical and mental health issues, and a sometimes perplexing perspective on healthcare, and the environment. To me, America is about paradox and the highs and lows of humanity. And it’s exactly because you love something that you want it to be better.

    One major issue that constantly pops up on social media and in the news is the Kafka-esque approach the US has toward healthcare. It’s really a Mad Max-style, survival-of-the-fittest (or is that richest?) system where some sick and injured Americans refuse to go to the hospital because of the bills they’ll rack up, insured or not. There’s a real chance that you’ll be overcharged for your stay, whether intentionally or not, too.

    #13

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fishy Squid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s Team Rocket’s doings...

    Guile main
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prepare for trouble! And make it double!

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pokemon Go has a secret agenda

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a resident of Philly, there will always be shots fired on E. Allegheny Ave during the summer months. It's like Rita's, it's become a summer staple

    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kensington-Fishtown-Port Richmond boy here... it's sad isn't it?

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    Csaba Hegedűs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Take shelter now' but houses are made of cardboard...

    Liv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear many have secure basements, or storm cellars...

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in the 70's, I'm used to games that want to kill me. I've survived them all, although Mousetrap did almost kill me. Playing dodge jarts was safer than that game.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious, but it could happen lots of places.

    Fall F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because both people and nature are tryanna killya!

    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Mr. Blue Sky plays in the backround*

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    #14

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    Fry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are there so many people chatting to police stations and telling them off?

    Tarcandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Fry: If they do it live, they get shot.... ;-)

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    Injun Joe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one. I once got stopped for an expired inspection sticker. I was able to zoom in on camera to the police cruiser. (After my stop) His was expired too. Went make a complaint to the dept and, well, charges dismissed.

    NicNor5560
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Called in once. The police car was completely submerged in snow. I'm not sure they could see where they were going (or maybe they were drunk) but they were also zigzagging.

    Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! Just takes me back to Gomer screaming citizens arrest at Barney.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'm sorry, Casey. The laws apply to thee, not me. Hope this helps.

    Ollie Gray
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ofc it's Syracuse 💀 I live here its sh*t

    Clint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a serious question?

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... this is a lot less stupid than Beavis and Butt-Head trying to make a citizens' arrest on the police when they just got to learn that such exists.

    Farid Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot outlaw the police.

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    #15

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    Somewhere Over The Meme Bro Report

    Hoinu..hoi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. he is not my president neither!!!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even have a President! I have a Prime Minister. (But it's nothing a good topical ointment can't get rid of).

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The conversation strikes me as staged. Doesn't sound like a native English speaker. Notice the account misspelling and it doesn't match the real Travis Allen.

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    Liana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my president either, we have a few clowns.

    Bored Toadette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad he is not my president either. Glad I was born in Scandinavia!

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lame setup for a lame joke.

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    Opponents of free healthcare tend to shout something about socialism and communism without taking a peek across the pond at how things work in Europe or, closer to their own borders, Canada and Mexico.

    You shouldn’t have to go into debt because you took an ambulance to get your broken leg fixed is all we’re saying. Dr. Andrew Carroll, the CEO and Medical Director of Atembis LLC and a Family Physician, recently explained to Bored Panda what to do if someone feels like they were overcharged at the hospital, whether private or public.

    “If it’s a private practice physician, it’s a good idea to discuss it with the billing staff or with the physician themselves. We have a vested interest in making our patients happy and hopefully continue to see us,” the doctor from Arizona told us.

    “We do perform a lot of services during a visit, and some of them are paid for by separate codes and some of them are not. If you believe you have been billed fraudulently, always bring it up with the physician’s biller first. It’s easier to get it resolved that way,” he said.

    #16

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, he's not wearing cute knitted mittens! Dead giveaway.

    Juan Ghote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bernie’s younger brother Benny.

    Taemon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women with the sign in the background 🤣🤣🤣

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin used to call sesame street "Bert's Ernie"😆 His name was Bert.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no evidence to support that.

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    #17

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of an egyptian god

    Virgil Blue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smallfallus, the little known god of extreme overcompensation.

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marvel's new Captain America looks weird. I preferred Chris Evans.

    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never argue with a moron. You won't win. The casual observer won't be able to tell the two of you apart. And the moron enjoys it.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t argue with stupidity. They’re convinced they know everything about everything. Bless their little hearts. (Southerners will know what my last sentence really means.)

    Gabrielle Riley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from an online game where you can play as different gods and get limited skins for them. This is Horus' "Independence Day " for the US' 4th of July.

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my buddy in elementary school had one of trump kinda like this... some of the kids in my school are putting trump 2024 around the school aswell, my school not great we have NO punishment

    Melissa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover them up with pride flags. If they try to punish you then they'll have to do something about the litter as well.

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we really need is more LIBERALS with profile pix like this. It appalls me how Trumpians and their ilk have commandeered the US flag and any other symbol of patriotism.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Falcon became Captain America...

    Francie Traschen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the eagle doesn't have Trump's hair.

    Gypsy Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tells you all you need to know about trump supporters.

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    #18

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like pancakes, the first one always comes out a little dry and lumpy.. (this is a joke, and I myself am American if it makes a difference)

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is some dexterity! (Look at the picture, guys!)

    Ian Webling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually a country whose name can be abbreviated to USB: the United States of Brazil is the official name of Brazil.

    Jodagoatisagoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just appreciate the fact that OP is drinking their drink with their foot.

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *scrolls down* *Scrolls back up* What the foot!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only ignorant, deluded people believe their country is "great." It ignores both history and current events to believe such a thing, regardless of which country you live in. Individual people can achieve greatness; countries cannot.

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    However, if you happen to go to a public hospital for treatment or surgery, the issue can become much more difficult.

    “Call the hospital billing department and ask them to explain the billing, and whether they’re willing to adjust or cancel billings, especially if you believe they were services that were not actually provided,” Dr. Carroll shared.

    “If that fails, call your insurance company to dispute services, because your insurance company doesn’t want to pay that bill either. Finally, if you believe you have been billed fraudulently and have not gotten relief from the hospital or insurance company, you can call an attorney to help you out. Medicare also has a hotline for calling in fraudulent billing which you can use if you haven’t gotten relief,” he said.

    #19

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fitz_N_Fartz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was me thinking it was shorthand for 'Remember beer'........

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he pronounces it like that too.

    LaToya Mack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they are from Mississippi…

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    #20

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have a McAbortion with cheese, please.

    Sewanee Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. I spit taked my coffee on this one.

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    Xenon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs are not embryos if not fertilized.

    Rachel Ainsworth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if the egg is fertilized and will develop into a chicken?

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    Terra Renee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McEmbryo. Newest McDonald's item.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... that's just terrible placement LOL

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m confused can somebody help me?

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top sign says that embryos are babies. The lower sign says that every egg's dream is to be a mcdonalds breakfast. So it kind of seems like mcdonalds claims that every embryo dreams of becoming breakfast

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    gila the night/sand
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this brings the “my mom was a Big Mac” post to a new meaning

    Pandaroo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they're not. Google the definition of baby lol

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    #21

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JustAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony is strong with this one.

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first use of they/them as a singular pronoun was in the romance William and the Werewolf, published in 1375. I'm just not sure that 647 years is enough time to get used to this usage. Talk to me again in another 650 years.

    Kabuki Kitsune
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the conjugaction there is actually correct. "Any English teacher" refers to a group, as opposed to "This English teacher" which would be singular. "Their" is both singular and plural, depending on the context when referring to the noun in question. This is due to American English not having a true common third person plural or singular tense for the words. So, in this sentence, we're seeing "Any English Teacher" (a group of people), and their being used in the plural possessive tense.

    Simspyder40
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because she is actually using "their" instead of he/she which is her argument to begin with not because anyone thinks it's incorrect English... it took me a minute too.

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    Batwench
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being stupid but I don’t get this one.

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil pointed out that she was using the pronoun "their" to refer to the singluar "any English teacher, while also castigating people for using"their" as a singular pronoun. Something that has been in use as a singular pronoun for roughly 650 years.

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    Nolgoth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an english professor mark off one of my papers because i used they/them as singular pronouns when i was talking about a friend in an essay. His reasoning was that the reader needs to know if the person being talked about was he/her or give the person's name. Knowing the persons name or gender was necessary for the story... other than that and his technophobia he was ine of my better professors. His fear of computers/technology forced him to retire after the pandemic shutdown. He refused to get the training to use Zoom or Canvas. Rarely used email too.

    Owen Perrins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love how his last name is Gaiman

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    Over 46k people follow the ‘Wow, That is VIOLENTLY American’ Facebook page, and we can see the appeal of being a long-term fan. The social media project is unapologetic in how it documents the most American things ever. It’s razor-sharp social commentary, packaged into memes. And, from what we understand, some Facebook users actually get offended at the satire and take things way too seriously. (All that stress seriously can’t be healthy.)

    #22

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    Potato Panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual avocado fudgecake...

    Kathi Schäffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't have said it better myself, Sir (or Madam) :)

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    Kayla J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news: this is photoshopped, and considering the US gun culture good thing considering a Taurus is much less than an AR-15 so this would be a "deal". Also, the "valid school ID" was not included Bad news: It is a play on an Academy ad where if you bought the Taurus, you could get a Rossi rifle

    Nemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the explanation. Not for the in what cinnamon toast crunch shrimp fuckery is this kinda way

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    Freddy H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As others have already pointed out, this is photoshopped, so you all can untwist your underpants. Also, adult college students have school ID's as well (I can't believe I feel the need to actually point that out *sigh*).

    Emmydearest
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a university ID would be enough in your mind to buy a gun? Wow, I feel safe now, thanks.

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    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do you need a semi auto lol i dont get why civils need a gun anyway just cause its in a document three hundred years old,

    Injun Joe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because I use mine to feed my family. I can't shoot a 270 deer rifle because of a bad shoulder. With my AR, Armalite Rifle, not ASSAULT RIFLE, as to what just about everyone and their brother thinks, I can. And no, I don't use a full mag to go hunting. It's a damn shame that a law abiding citizen like me gets a bad rep from the others that abuse the 2A.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not remotely emblematic of the entire country, and would not fly in most states. I think a lot of pandas don't understand that we have both federal and state laws. While state laws cannot supersede federal laws, federal laws are lacking in many areas (largely due to the irrational and fanatic minority of right wingers, who have made it nearly impossible to pass reasonable gun control laws).

    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't agree with their marketing strategy but that's a hell of a deal regardless.

    Mertimo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I visited the US for the first time last week, and met a guy, who told me that his daughter's just got her own gun from him on her FIFTH birthday... I was shocked beyond words.

    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez Louise... Guns that can kill are cheaper than medicines to save lives. What the hell is wrong with... Whoever made America like this.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the republicans ALL support this. The NRA has paid them a fortune to keep the guns flowing.

    JB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon guys... Of course this is fake. The AR-15 costs more than the handgun so the sale would be the other way around!

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    #23

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    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh that duck is so cute

    Cathpoop
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That duck is over your b******t.

    Ray Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why those of us in the actual English speaking world use metre for a measurement, and meter for a measuring device.

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    #24

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    Splash Bach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that in Randy Marsh's voice

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even illegal? They both consented so it's not assault.

    Marcel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as there are still laws, (i swear) yes it's illegal to point and shoot someone. Even if it's with consent. There is no self defence or other motive.

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    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If two idiots wanna torture themselves I say let them have at it. Plus, if idiots sorted themselves out the world would be a much better place. Only the strongest survive kind of scenario.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not my America. I’d say, if the South decided to secede again, this time we’d just let them. But we wouldn’t help them set themselves up. We’d want them to stumble and fail and want to come back—-but on our terms. Starting a new country is a daunting task, and takes cool heads with functioning brains in them to figure everything out. What kind of currency, and what is it backed up by? What kind of government, since they evidently don’t want a democracy (or, more accurately, a democratic republic)? How will they fund their infrastructure, police, firefighters, and other public services, since they hate paying taxes? I can imagine it will be the Wild West down there with all the guns, so how will they be able to keep order, so people can go about their lives without getting shot? Who will rise to the top of the heap, and who will plummet to rock bottom? Lots of details to see to, and I just don’t see that any of the MAGAts have the wherewithal to handle it—-and they obviously don’t realize they aren’t going to like it if they let the present “ruling parties” do it for them.

    Hagen Radcliffe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh, but I live in PA which is too close and you just KNOW that those asshats will spill over & wanna come “ rescue my fellow “Mercian’s & be running around in Walmart camo trying to be Rambo. Oh god help us all.

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    James Tartaglione
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just . . . let them keep doing it i guess?

    Alex Ernst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should bring back dueling, but with paintball guns.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. Let 'em get drunk and shoot as long as it's only at each other. (Yes, from the US.)

    kjorn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not let them kill themselves? i would be just 2 less idiots on the planet

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    People who get offended at obvious satire and sarcasm probably belong in the same facepalm-worthy category as folks who clap when a plane lands. But poking fun at the latter is just going for low-hanging fruit, so we won’t poke fun at them. Besides, clapping on a plane isn’t just American—it’s international cringe and something quite a few different cultures have in common.

    Polarization in the US is a huge issue because it reduces the chances for cooperation across the political divide when it comes to issues that affect the entire country. In fact, a study published by the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace found that no established democracy in recent history has been as deeply polarized as the United States. 

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    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally send a check with a drawing of an extended middle finger.

    unfilteredCigarette73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle once endorsed a check to my grandmother's nursing home with "Just happy to support your local gold mine". Miss you uncle John.

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you show a human emotion, that’ll be $40

    Gosia Buczek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just sad 😟 Imagine how many people in US is not seeking help to avoid bills like that 😥

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of us. I haven't been to a doctor in nearly 10 years. I have high blood pressure. Life insurance is cheaper than health care

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    Vera Cho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another charged $35 for holding your own baby

    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say you live in the US without saying you live in the US

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'm surprised it was only $40. My wife was given an antacid tablet at the ER, and charged $400 for the "digestive aid". The full visit was $2200. And they gave her the wrong diagnosis. She didn't have a belly ache, she had a ruptured cyst nest to a blood vessel, and was bleeding internally. Had to go back the next day when she had an abdomin full of blood.

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    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is fkn insane......

    Basko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you just charged me 40USD?" "Yes. " "For crying out loud!" "Yes."

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is f*cking shameful.

    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we could have that in all jobs. Like if you want to have a fit or yell at us when you call customer service we get to charge you an attitude fee.

    Channon Doughty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An attitude fee is best idea for a "being an a-hole" disincentive! Hit em where it hurts ...

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    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is crazy! any chances it is photoshopped? the font letters seem smaller, I don't know. this is f... up if true!

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not but OP isn't entirely right on what the charge is for. That price is for brief emotional assessment, so a member of the psych staff took a look at her because she was upset. She was charged for the doc's time, not for crying.

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    #26

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 , twitter.com Report

    J. F.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many Avril Lavignes are that? (No joke, a news website used her as meassurement once)

    Pixie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bananas for scale 🤦‍♀️

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to move to the banana system if they dont want to use metric

    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many strawberries per banana? I always forget the conversion ratio

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love those signs in Scotland that tell you how far apart you should stay because of Corona virus. It's the length of two unicorns (the unicorn being the national animal of Scotland). 🦄 🦄

    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two unicorns? I thought unicorns were horse size?

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    Rayisgay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I’m sorry, say that again and I’ll be 17 washing machines from your house in a pufferfish’s worth of minutes.

    Lost Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is that front or top loader machines?

    Kris Vandenberghe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unloaded, as they would be too heavy and disappear in a sinkhole.

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    Memere
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: This happened in my home city, and I was THERE that day! This created the most frustrating grid-lock I've ever experienced - it took me almost an hour to get turned around & out to an alternate route - we had to turn into a strip mall parking lot, go round behind the strip mall into a grocery store parking lot (on a very busy Saturday!), and try to get back out onto the cross street. And, yeah, the sinkhole was big enough to hold that many washing machines, lol

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they’re doing is just using something familiar to describe the size. It isn’t a mortal sin, so unwad your panties.

    Owen Perrins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chill bro your temper is as hot as forty elon musk flamethrowers

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's too small to be measured in football fields...

    Safy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this. Also, living in Misery (Missouri) this doesn't shock me one iota.

    Memere
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, Safy - fellow "Misery-an" here!! Born & raised in KC, but we've moved across the state line to Kansas. It's pretty much the same on the west side too, lol

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    #27

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    Joe Blowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the gloves? They are brave enough to handle a gun but cannot handle a few germs?

    censor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    presumably plausible deniability if there are no prints on the gun

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    pat hayes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the gun culture is out of hand..they misinterpret the 2nd amendment..i wouldnt be surprised if the nutters wouldnt claim that all god fearing americans are entitled to their own nukes as their god given right! .....i weep for this country...what a global laughing stock it has become..😟

    Kevin Pearson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for making my town such a s**t hole, Kyle. Hope you rot in hell. F*****g pussy piece of s**t.

    Kalevra
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    3 years ago

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    Because he shot people attacking him and you have the right to protect your life.

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    DrGirlfriend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleasssseeeeeee send himmmmmm I'll pay for the shipping!!!!

    Meredith K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These absolute idiots in the comments saying he was there to provide first aid when he was not a medic, EMS, or paramedic. He was a high school dropout working part time as a lifeguard with absolutely no medical training beyond basic CPR for f**k’s sake.

    Theo Wizz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trumputin militia would send him because he's too dumb to realize which side he is fighting on.

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    The Atlantic draws attention to the fact that, until a few decades ago, Democrats and Republicans got along fine; they did not ‘hate’ each other as they do now. Currently, however, members of the two parties tend to think that each threatens the future of the country with its policies.

    #28

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    Ivana Bašić
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't seen it, right?

    James Tartaglione
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no and don't tell them. it'll be better that way

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    Apachebathmat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You,spelt steeds wrong you silly sausage, it’s spelt. C O C K

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The movie choice for this is absolutely hilarious

    Disgruntled Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boobs, guns, freedom, beer, trump 🤦‍♀️

    DaisyGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the irony is lost on these oxygen thieves

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not. I remember hearing people laughing at them when this was posted.

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    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren’t cowboys. They were sheep herders.

    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we tell him/her?

    David Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's definitely a him. I think that's a safe bet

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    #29

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    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kind of funny.

    Bob Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great idea, we should put these in every governmental workplace there is

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is actully a good idea. If you are frustrated, go to the frustration area. This way others don't have to be bombarded by your anger, and you can get it out on your own terms.

    Owen Perrins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this american (still funny tho)

    Wise beauty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom when she looks at my room

    Alditekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One must not be happy or smiling within 10 feet radius

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    #30

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Raccoon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Seattle and both the space needle and heroin are correct answers

    Dandelion Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it does look like a needle now that they’ve painted it lmao

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me shout out loud in the kitchen at 5:34 am laughing 🤣

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clearly this guy does not have a big needle thing. like most on this group

    Mary Jeffries
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The number of needles in Seattle parks, off the freeway in the downtown area is horrific.

    Peacemaker21
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear Seattle I think of planes

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    The Pew Research Center found that in the run-up to the 2020 presidential elections, 9 out of 10 supporters of either Joe Biden or Donald Trump thought that the opponent winning would cause “lasting harm” to the entire nation. In short, there’s less unity, and more Americans are at each others’ throats over what they see as fundamental, unbridgeable differences in values and aims. And it’ll take more than a list of funny memes about American culture to bridge that divide… but humor is as good a first step as any.

    #31

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Tree P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always. When I went to high school there were no cops in the school, and nobody ever brought a gun with them.

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there are actually cops in schools??

    Annie 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I’ve had one in my school since kindergarten. You’d be surprised what goes down in Middle School, and even Elementary school.

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    Aman Varkkey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently saw something about cops in schools and how they actually aren't making anything safer. The basically are the go to guy for a teacher who is annoyed by a student and this causes them to have a record that will ruin their lives.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw that too - it was on a Last Week Tonight episode. If a teacher doesn’t want to deal with an unruly student they get the school police officers to take them out. They can also arrest kids for very lame offenses and even if they aren’t prosecuted, the arrest stays on their record so anytime they apply for any kind of job they have to disclose it. The cops can start to favor certain students and target the ones they don’t like. Meanwhile they do nothing that a police officer in a school should be doing to keep kids safe.

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    LostSoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thanks, just thought this jail.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just sad and really distressing. Kids and teens shouldn’t have to live in fear of gun violence at their schools. Only in America…

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the minute a fight starts, he runs outside and stares at the door for an hour.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you see? in the poor countries we do not get lunch in school, thus no fights, no guns :))))

    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a rich country, with lunch at schools, but still no fights, and no guns :-)

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    unfilteredCigarette73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my old school he would be randomly pelted with food from unknown directions

    René Studer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the word „fight“ also have „fire“ in front of it?

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    #32

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the american continent?

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. There are three Americas: North, Central, & South. So basically, the "Made in Mexico" is correct ... "american."

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    Kusotare
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nearly as laughable as Trump-wear made in China.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is "american" a registered trademark?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the MAGA merchandise that is made in China.

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit like most of the stuff we buy in the UK says made in China on it. Ironically, most of the Ukraine badges of support are made in China too.

    Owen Perrins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but is it pronounced cran or Cray-on

    GramDB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not made in China!

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    #33

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    jgilmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, some of us from Alabama are not incestuous, backward thinking goobers. It's just that we are outnumbered by mouth breathing morons.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top Ten US States with highest rates of incest: Kentucky, Maine, Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, Washington, Georgia, Oregon, Indiana, New Mexico. Alabama is 19.

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    The Quokka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I ask, what exactly am I looking at?

    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to allude to the nasty rumors that citizens of that magnificent state like to get it on with relatives, as in kissing cousins

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    Jimichan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man went into a store, walked up to the counter and asked for an RC and a Moon Pie. The clerk said, "You must be from Alabama." The man replied, "Why, yes! How did you know?" And the clerk said, "Because this is a hardware store."

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t just an American thing. Is it ok to start bashing other countries now, or is the rest of the world still in denial that they aren’t perfect either?

    Freddy H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture, of course, can also apply to most royal families, current and former. And Franklin Roosevelt.

    Elyce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to get that……

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta give them credit for this one

    Synaptic Disorder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already scrolled to the next one until this one kicked in... Hard 😁

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    #34

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never get these ones. I'm from UK and we use everything. I measure height in feet and inches, weight in stone and lbs, speed in miles and distances in miles or feet depending on if its near or far away. Land is generally in acres or hectares, but building dimensions are in meter squared or square feet. Most liquid is in mls but beer or milk are in pints. Horses are measures in hands. I mean shoe sizes are even in barleycorns though not many people would know it. What does it matter if Americans use metric.

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do too Jade, you ask for a six foot panel at a DIY place and even though it's now a metric size, the store will give you the size you asked for.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that dude's hand is almost a foot long!

    Jon Borrmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a system of 12.. not 10... big fkn deal. But oh yea, didn't we save your a*s 2wice.??? Using our system..??

    Scott Crowell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly honey it's 8 inches, I swear to you.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get this. I don't know why we use it but it's what we all know

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    #35

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Seonag Udell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To honest, I am surprised the Americans still call it English and not American.

    Lucy B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live (and was born) in England and an American genuinely told me I don't speak English....I speak "British". That hurt my brain

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I'm sorry. People are morons.

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    Full English
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a trip to NY I was asked by a Deli Shop assistant to improve my English, I smiled and said I'd get right on it

    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. I know it's bad to generalise (yes a s and not a z because it is english grammar) but these people are straight up oxygen thieves

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, mate the bloody English be stealing out language lassies!/jk

    PeachPossum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and roughing up other languages in alleyways to steal their words.

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    Tracy Wallick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We refuse to switch to metric and you want us to change the name of our language too??

    Proof of concept
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because English is from ENGLAND, idot!

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This history of the English language is a fascinating one. The language that once dominated England in the 10th century is hardly recognizable today. The Norman conquest in 1066 utterly changed the language, introducing a huge amount of Norman French. However, even 14th century English is fairly difficult for the modern speaker to decipher. Compare that to say 12th century Vulgar Latin spoken in Iberia. While different than modern Iberian languages, it's still a fairly straightforward read. Not to say there wasn't influence there also, as the Arabic was heavily used in Iberia between the 8th and 15th centuries.

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    Safy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, I am constantly surprised by our narcissism and idiocy. Down to not understanding different systems of measurement, money, etc. and the paired anger about it. For example: A woman from Canada was complaining about gas prices. Her DMs BLEW up because a ton of Americans were like "OMFG shut up! Stop complaining B" etc etc. but their pricing is different, they do it by liter or something if I remember correctly versus gallon. I get secondhand embarrassed hearing some of the stories. We sound so dumb.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most countries sell gas/petrol by the litre. It does make comparing prices a bit difficult across nations. However there is a website which does attempt to track prices globally, and scale them for comparison: https://www.globalpetrolprices.com/

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    Ele V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaahhhh my eyes hurt! They actually hurt after reading this. Please nooooooooo Americans!!

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    #36

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why do I get threatened with being banned from BP for talking about banjos?

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    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A-l-a-b-a-m-a? That's not how you spell West Virginia

    Safy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is random, but I remember my cousin stealing my phone and taking selfies at a family party. I later edited on mustaches and uploaded them. Hahaha Great times.

    Donny Bereznak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else see a penis silhouette on that redacted name?

    Alex Travous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's her name though. I know she's an actress.

    Jameson Lechner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know…the censoring kinda looks like a penis.

    Alicia Kessinger Bader
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks exactly like Scarlett Johannson! My, my ... I think it is Scarlett!

    Nikki Boyce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone makes fun of Alabama for incest when the most inbred family in America is in Virginia… a Democrat run state.

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    #37

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if he retreats I must kill him but then avenge him by killing myself??

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else is willing to bet money that if this poser was actually in a life or death situation with guns pointed at him and so forth he'd immediately start crying and begging for mercy in a puddle of urine? People who are actually tough don't feel the need to loudly announce it wherever they go.

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but but my lord & master Donnie is always acting & talking big tough. Does that mean that maybe he’s not? Oh NO say it ain’t so !!

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    YinzerGhost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry about your d**k bro

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the tough looking shirt, if you try to cut the line any mother present will hurt you

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k no. F**k no. F**k no. (Just answering him.)

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK - controversial here... Many American men seem so unsure of their masculinity that they wear tops like this and buy many many guns. The mickey hat kinda spoils the tough image, though.

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a sub-species here in America. It involves the worship of all things Disney. By adults ( I use the term loosely) not necessarily parents of actual children. It’s absolutely loony in the US of A !

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    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may be taking the Pirates ride a little too seriously...

    Tracy Wallick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These assholes think they're the antihero of a gritty action movie. I f****n hate these guys.

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rambo! John McClane! Vin Diesel! The Rock! Football guys & wrestling guys ! Gonna go out & shoot something (if mom says ok)

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    SR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I f I live try to bring my education level up to third grade."

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..while wearing Mickey Mouse ears?

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    #38

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need an electron microscope to find his penis.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like something you would see on the walking dead the new bad guys faction the bible thumpers

    Follo00
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I looking at? What is the purpose of this? My head hurts

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A giant truck from a small dicked man in the south.

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    Joe Blowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With gas prices the way they are right now, I bet it costs them a full paycheck just for one fill up

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a Christian, and find people like this absolutely unbearable. They give Christianity a bad name.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, I'd rather like to know where he learned about about Jesus. I happen to own several Bibles (various versions, King James, RSV, etc) and in NONE of them is there a Jesus who would approve of this.

    Freddy H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, also, have several versions of the Bible, and in NONE of them is there a Jesus who wouldn't approve of this. I believe he was silent on the subject of how large or small your transportation should be.

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    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christians are really getting out of hand.

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Battle wagon TM* (batteries not included)

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember the video for Army of Me by Bjork?

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    #39

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Party Poison (They/She)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this profession is a joke! 😳 You can't be sure with what's going on in that uncivilized country.

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont be silly of course its a joke tail gunner on a school bus they just have snipers on the roof now

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    duckys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what i dont get is why they don't ban guns altogether. some people would argue that you can use them for self defence and personal safety but i live in australia and even though guns are illegal our country is much safer than america. this is a complete joke.

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they will argue it will end their “freedom”. Then again they also claim universal healthcare will end their “freedom” as well.

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    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought republicans weren't allowed to be tailgunners because "it's against nature"...

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is blasphemy - photoshoping a BRITISH Frazer-Nash FN121 turret from an Avro Lancaster on an AMERICAN school bus? They should have used a proper US turret like the Consolidated A6 from the B24 or the Martin hydraulic tail turret from the Martin PBM Mariner! (that was, of course, sarcasm)

    LostSoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a joke, they have armed teachers right now. Next step will be armed soldiers that oversee students doing online courses. No need for teachers anymore in NRA country. The land of the free (of brain).

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is "they"? Teachers are NOT armed. Edit: My apologies. I just read about the very recent legislation. I was so sure this was such an impossibly insane scenario, that it would never happen. I stand corrected. Jesus christ.

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    DaisyGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely photoshopped. Did some fact digging

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this photo is fake. However, I wouldn’t put it past some hyper conservatives in the US.

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it is. The tail gun is from a photo of an Avro Lancaster WW2 bomber.

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    #40

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell did that not go off

    Jen T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re legally required to unload our guns before we drop them in the deep fryer.

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    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Darwin Award goes to this guy in 3.2...

    The lavender Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next up,were microwaving my baby.my wifes told me not to do it with the previos three,but the funerals were on a wednesday,so..

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only lunchtime here but maybe that's enough internet for today?

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be smothered in gravy?

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I formally apologise for America, we aren’t all like this, I have a friend in rural Kansas and xe are the most kind person you’ll ever meet

    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner for today's best typo. ...and I'm not talking about "xe" ...and you get more points if it's NOT a typo. Either way, well played.

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    sinead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things can't be unseen, this is one of them

    Owen Perrins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess it makes the bullet in the mouth taste better

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    #41

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Ripley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks suspiciously like a *metric* banana!

    James016
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas, job done. USA uses bananas for scale

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the whole "banana for scale" thing even start?

    Jul Chv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banana for scale, please.

    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, is that metric I see on the side of the banana?

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed, but that looks suspiciously like a cm scale too...

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bananas been imported... Not a US banana.

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    #42

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Glen Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up errbody nos it's "meduhsin", you just playin

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    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph...

    Mobey Drunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, have some drinks and drive home.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bud Light isn't even beer. It's a substance almost, but not entirely unlike beer.

    Injun Joe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Watered down beer. Me personally, I love stouts and other dark beers.

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    Hilary Mol
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and his car is (based on the colors) from Texas's Little Mauritius used car dealership.

    Cammy Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me that u dropped out of HS without telling me u dropped out of HS

    Sara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was at the grocery store parking lot yesterday, and a couple comes out to the car next to me. They put their food away, then open a 30 pack of Bud Light (which they still had in the shopping cart!!) The guy took one, and gave his wife one, who was driving. They cracked them open and drank them while driving away.

    LynzCatastrophe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazed they spelled light correctly.

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    #43

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like a Looney Tunes cartoon and when it shoots the gun goes backwards and the mouse is fine lol

    Karla Jasper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought a gun to a mousetrap fight

    eff the haters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad that doesn't actually exist. Just to see if it works or not lol

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because it received a patent doesn't mean it was a good idea.

    Wise beauty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mouse will suspect nothing

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    #44

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her husband must have a tiny d**k.

    Psycho Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ORRR - PLOT TWIST - she has a tiny d**k.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she dressed like Woody from Toy Story? 🤔

    Kookamunga
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a snake in my boot! I'm going to blow its head off with a AR 17.

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    Mobey Drunk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many guns, so few IQ points.

    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this image screams “I’m from Texas.”

    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Those damn illegals cause nothing but harm to our great US of A."

    Nemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't imagine feeling this unsafe

    User# 6
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably feeling more insecure than unsafe.

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    Ray McArdle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there are no books in that house.

    Tobias Reaper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does a person need so many guns surely one gun with lots of bullets is better

    JJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she just collects them? A friend of mine living in NV inherited the old rifle collection from her grandparents and father. She never uses them (though as a former soldier she knows how to handle guns) but doesn't want to sell them, either. I guess this is a lot about culture. I live in a country with strict gun laws. A rifle collection is unthinkable here. To my friend it's just normal.

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    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do believe in the right to own guns 1 or 2 and no assault weapons at all this is way to many

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    #45

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Rod
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm French and I disaprove this usage of our gift...

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really should ask for it back. People who arrive in NYC now might be tricked into thinking the US is actually a 'land of freedom'.

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    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are homophobe without telling me you are a homophobe!

    AnnaBanananna
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you’re an ignorant naive redneck without telling me

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won't find your way out of the closet with those sunglasses on.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me the people loudest about anti immigration are the first to use the statue of liberty as a symbol. They completely forget the words: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! It was meant to be a beacon of hope to the oppressed seeking a better life. Now it's just a joke because we don't, as a whole, abide by that philosophy anymore

    Tamra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of to do in response to this photo is to roll my eyes and say UGH. These people make me so damn tired.

    Ray McArdle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guns are a sign of weakness.

    Hyde and Seek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? Use a sword and pen like the rest of us,the cowards.

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    Gina Babe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about wearing the MAGA starter kit all at once!

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not the own he thinks it is...

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    #46

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Dynein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom 3 rows look very noticeably different from the rest... definitely 'shopped.

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    B Lorax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last three words look like they were pasted in for sure.

    Sue User
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get them all in one store but not one aisle.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes! The "American Cuisine and Culture" aisle. 🤔

    Heather Talma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the "American" section at a store in another country.

    Tara B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Maine I once saw a store sign that said, I s**t you not, “Beer, wedding gowns, ammo.” 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Tram
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stores actually have guns over there?!

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    #47

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I'm not laughing after Uvalde

    DrGirlfriend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Colorado, Florida, New York, California, Texas,, Vegas, Florida again wait and sandy hook, oh wait and the church shootings the nightclubs too ... Ya I've been done way before the Uvalde. And Our government still didn't do anything. Two of these are schools like kindergarten to sixth grade schools . We're blown away by AR-15...and let's all take a moment to say thank you to all the brave children who lay down their lives so these bags of s**t can own a gun. .. I hate this place JoyfulZebra, it's run by spoiled toddlers :(

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    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it’s “relieved sane person noises”

    DaisyGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even ustand until read JofulZebra comment. I live in Australia and selling such a weapon is far fetched

    Liana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain, please?

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The AR15 is a semi automatic gun.

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    Hydroboi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain please 😅

    Ansi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AR 15 is the name of the automatic weapon that they often use i school shootings. I guess the dad is disappointed that the kid thinks 14, 15 and counting numbers is the most logical answer. The dad thinks the kid should answer AR, like the weapon that decapitates little kids so they has to be identifyed by their shoes is the better answer. It's absolutly not a funny joke... (Please don't downvote my comment because you don't like that answer. It is what it is and I'll get banned)

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    Bradley Curthoys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joyful Zebra as an American I wasn't laughing after Sandy Hook and that was 10 years ago...had to get the hell outta that country

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seriously tired of these assholes ruining it for the rest of us.

    manalonedies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, in '69, I carried an M-14...

    John Albano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting that so many comments see this as a school shooting joke. It's not. It's also weird they blame ARs for school shootings.

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    #48

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Jamie Andersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there is a gun that shoots donuts

    Jack flick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you think they get the holes in them 😉

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Deep South is bloody weird to the rest of the US too. What you typically see traveling on the highways there: multiple gigantic crosses interspersed with adverts for strip clubs, gun shops, fireworks stores, and porn rental. It's surreal.

    Kross T.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the anti-abortion billboards with scientific inaccuracies!

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    Brendan Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No chocolate eclairs today, thanks, I'm trying to be good. Just give me two rifles, a semi-automatic and a sombrero-shaped target."

    Bubs623
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just.... wow. What the hell is wrong with my country? And it's citizens. Ok, wait, I can name many of the things that are wrong.... it's just sometimes the enormity of our collective, societal stupidly is overwhelming

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really want to be frightened, watch the January 6 hearings. Very well presented, detailed evidence of how our democracy almost ceased to exist. I thought I followed the news pretty closely, but there's video evidence and Republicans testifying to things I didn't think were possible in this country. It's absolutely terrifying. Just to see these self-named "patriots" beating our police officers... MAGA folks and the folks promoting lax gun regulations are not patriots! Anything but.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guns and diabetes. Yep.

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! The Dunkies outside of New England are really different!

    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Seattle on aurora road ( north Seattle), there used to be a gun and porn store.

    Cactuar Jon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Would you like an AK-47 with your cookie, sir?"

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's disgusting about a sporting goods store that also sells donuts, and hardware, and can rent you a rototiller?

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    #49

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a non American, why does this keep happening over there?

    Liana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen some posts, where military people said they have better pay and benefits if they are married.

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    Hagen Radcliffe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are called “dependapotimus” they grab these young lonely homesick scared kids & marry them. They get housing, healthcare and benefits (PX shopping etc.) after the wedding they meet the Suprise!! Step kids. Who they now are responsible for. She usually gets pregnant right away, more benefits & a lock on him. It’s so common that the army has given up on trying to stop these idiots from being tied to a conwomen for the rest of their lives. It’s very sad actually.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What am I even looking at here?

    Cammy Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then get shocked when they cheat on u while u r overseas

    ThatOneWriter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh so it wasn't just the dudes proposing to the chicks I went to high school with

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    #50

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody is catching some hands, that's what is happening here 🤜🤛

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    Jacqueline Pie Francis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so tacky. Who did this? This was an unprovoked brutal attack by Brittany Kennedy on Emily Broadwater in Augusta GA. Nobody intervened. The only person who tried to help was Emily’s toddler.

    K. Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked it up- they have been arguing over a baby daddy. There is more to the story. Not saying it right but they weren’t strangers

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    ami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd go there for that drama

    Gypsy Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately trash is a global problem. BP just likes to focus on one country.

    John Montgomery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the crazy bread really lives up to its name.

    v
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was trying to figure out what she has tucked under her arm for far too long.

    Cathpoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Caesars is the minor league of waffle house.

    David Mitchell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw something similar in Baton Rouge

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    #51

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Jan Eivroc
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly can't understand English. What was that again?

    Corcaigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's meant to scare the bejeezus out of you. I know it does me!

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    Cheru.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I use pored panda

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually quite funny 😆

    JinjoBread
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the film it is referencing, it's not. It's actually horrifying.

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    #52

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends at which category we look at...

    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most children killed per capita by firearms?

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having visited several different parts of USA I can honestly say there's not a thing that would convince me to live there, ever. The more I hear about what's going on over there the more I am infinitely grateful to be Scottish

    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    greatest at unsolicited military placements.

    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title is reminding me of articles on the Onion. I’m not saying it’s from there, but the wording reminds me of it.

    David Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell where his neck ends and head begins

    #53

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in Alabama is going on here? Like seriously what is going on in Alabama?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is what inbreeding looks like so yeah!

    #54

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Sally Signup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time Indeed suggested a helicopter mechanic job. I'm a graphic designer.

    MizAdeleM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell! I'm a graphic designer that fixes helicopters on the weekends!

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Received a resume once for a typesetting job. From someone whose entire work history was as a warehouse worker at Sears.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I think your a little under qualified mate. Better luck at McDonalds!/s

    #55

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    PegLegShrek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the sticker up the top left

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He donates his own orgasm. unsolicited.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they’ve guaranteed NO ONE will steal their car.

    Falcon dimi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Edgar (Vincent Dnonofrio) from MIB

    SomeGuyinWY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part is, that's his "O" face.

    David Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go out a limb and say he's not what his sticker says he is

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i cake donor if I eat a slice of my own cake myself?

    John Kremm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two together is terrifying.

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    #56

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some form of masculinity comment?

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was anklets they wear? The ones that beep to tell you how far away from your house you are...

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you don't eat stew & don't wear a bracelet?

    PjandBolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing someone talk about this tweet, and they made a joke that was something along the lines of "Hey jimmy want some of this stew? Nah, I'm good I think I'll just wear this bracelet"

    Ivana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I not allowed to eat stew? As a woman I mean. I am just saying that is a lot of extra work on my husband if he has to cook stew for him and soup for me.

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know where he got this statistic.

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what he's on about but now I want stew.

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! I haven't had time to cook. I've been busy working a real job a*****e.

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    #57

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Follo00
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    II animals had guns you would be a vegetarian

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got a loaded gun in your uterus you've got bigger problems than an unwanted pregnancy.

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the microscopic size brain fart is this ?

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies aren't aborted. Fetuses are.

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jimi Hendrix was a robot from the 24th century and shot lasers from his eyes and hated guitars maybe none of us would be here

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thing: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/people-being-shot-by-toddlers-on-a-weekly-basis-in-the-us-a6694386.html

    John Kremm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If normal, thinking human beings had guns, YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.

    madbakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, there's a lot to ponder

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    #58

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy the first one on the left. Was thinking about the next size, but was too dear.

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can save a couple bucks if you buy the next size up

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    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this a legit measurement. Deer are delicious. I grew up eating deer all year and almost never grocery store beef.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually clever and helpful

    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still avoiding the metric system I see.

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good thing about the imperial system is that it lets you use units relevant to the task at hand. I don't have to convert between deer and kg of dressed meat per unit of volume. I can just use deer as the UOM.

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    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many centimeters is in one deer?

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    #59

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heart attack could be right around the corner. But don't worry, Maccy D's is straight ahead.

    Susan Easterly
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the arrow points to "diabetes." Diabetes is straight ahead!!!

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    #60

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if he had a picture of the truck with another truck on the back of that? What if it kept going?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's like having a tatoo of yourself on yourself

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a cemetery once and there was an excellent headstone with a relief carving of the guys truck, his camper, and his boat with him sitting in it fishing.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never understood the craze around trucks. Most normal people don’t need trucks, and yet they still buy ones that take up two parking spaces.

    #61

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful Wal-Mart! Your class is showing!

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a perfect solution to when Karen needs to speak to the manager lol.

    Duesvolent90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THATS IT BUBBA HEEHAAW! GIT EM'!

    Boberta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a car seat? Like a whole seat from a car?

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's one of those padded wheelchairs, although I don't see any wheels...

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    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the current barter system works. I assume it's over gas prices. Or Cheez-It's

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some middle America s**t

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the signs are not in English but I don't recognize the language.

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    #62

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    The Blue Spirit
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not drag your kids into this

    Na Schi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some an uncensored picture of this floating around and let me tell you, the two children don't look elated.

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    Judes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though we can't see their faces, the two kids look really unenthusiastic, which give me some hope. I also like how the woman has 'flat' across her boobs.

    Jubum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This.family.is.stupid.

    Aman Varkkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat earthers, still not agreeing on whether the planet is floating on a turtle or is surrounded by more land or is on the top of a frozen planet.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not a flat earther but the turtle thing would be cool if it was possible...

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    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many middle fingers do you think people gave them? I mean, this is Florida…

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You traveled all the way there for this nonsense?

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earth and is don't look happy

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant even see their faces but I can tell by their posture that they probably don't want to be there at all

    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want NASA to take every single flat earther on a space flight to look at the earth and realize that the earth is a sphere.

    MomJeans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine walking around with a shirt that just says 'is'? It makes sense when they're all together but...

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    #63

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's in North Carolina, a little farther south and he'll get shot at.

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's a better message

    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do realize those are the BLM fists, right?

    K- THULU
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    3 years ago

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    or a "stroke".......

    Bob Bob
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    3 years ago

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    Ok, what to address first…. Let’s start with blacks equality. Most Americans literally could care less as long as their rights aren’t infringed upon. Ok, next is the lgbtq stuff, again, most people could care less as long as their rights aren’t infringed upon and they don’t have to pay for it.

    JinjoBread
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you know what you're talking about. This is just verbal diarrhea.

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    #64

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    AmberR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the Appalachia?

    LAWLAWLAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looks like a normal day in USA to this UK resident

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY wanna know the story behind this picture!

    mcborge1
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid caught the squirrel that attacked his moma for her cigarettes. :D

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    Clive
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much going on in this picture.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't worry, Momma, I got that squirrel whut injured ya!"

    Ellie McGrath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what she’s paying with

    Remi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well squirrel skins were an acceptable currency in Finland way back when

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    Jaden Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gonna be back in time to cook this for dinner mama?

    David Leick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even Norman Rockwell could capture such a zeitgeist.

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im more concerned about the kid

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    #65

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Mia D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa can adopt all of the unwanted children and get extra 2-3 jobs trying to support them!

    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know where the elves come from.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's plenty of children waiting to be adopted, I think some fictional character will be just fine.

    René Studer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Santa is running a business? Who’s paying him?

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can Santa commit to feeding starving and homeless babies for real and pay for the things needed to live until then stick with your day job

    LostSoul
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    3 years ago

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    Then coke will invent another adversing character...

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    #66

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    Somewhere Over The Meme Bro Report

    P B Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're only going to leave a dollar ......in change

    SomeGuyinWY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    under a glass of water that's been turned upside down.

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these people, and why do they tip so poorly?

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's Pov ? All I can think of is Point of view and that doesn't seem to fit.

    stardust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its point of view, it would make more sense if it was POV: not just POV. Hope this helped :)

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    #67

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painful, but at the same time impressive !

    Everything is fascinating.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the tumours will be in te right place, he won't need to drape a flag over his coffin.

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie, that’s actually kind of rad as a concept…

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great execution terrible taste candidate.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overly patriotic Leonardo DiCaprio?

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carcinogenic patriotism is a thing? I'm such a patriot, I gave myself skin cancer?

    necessary cephalopod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see his future skin cancer is patriotic.

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one seeing Leonardo DiCaprio's long lost brother?

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    #68

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using the image of someone who died of a disease that might have been prevented by a protective covering....

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understanding irony isn't the strong point of stupid people, as clearly seen in this image

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't disrespect Freddie like that, a*****e

    Ada Hunter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ono. you will mock me. for trying my best to not die. being mocked by you is something i definitely care about.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a victim of one pandemic to harass people who’d avoid another

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it be considered assault if I throw multiple masks at her face

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a sign , but with the opposite message, like pro-mask

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure they're not aware he was gay, either...

    JMC5003
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hadn't thought of that but you're probably correct! The irony intensifies...

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    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶We will, we will also mock you for being a b***h and putting others in danger🎶

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    #69

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are things you just shouldn't do.

    Corey Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because the military issues Crocs.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is, ladies and gents the proof that James is a moron

    #70

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Aisling (she/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...why is he threatening the logo on a jumper?

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir why do you spell like a 2nd grader

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberoles? Is that like a jelly roll? Or role-playing? Or a roll of carpeting?

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's free profiteroles.

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    Someone Somewhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody wants to wear Carhartt until its time to do Carhartt things.

    Piper Ferrell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH NO! US POOR "LIBEROLES" HAVE GRANDPA RANDY COMING AFTER US

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least Millennials and Liberals can speak English, like I'd bet you'd tell anyone who wasn't white to do, whilst you yourself are illiterate.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all of us use a gun in an argument we are losing and have no other options at winning

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    #71

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    i like cats
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone stole a sink from my school, anything is possible.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psst, mate? Want a bridge? Fell off the back of a lorry, know what I mean?

    Nandros M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gypsies did it, to sell the iron.

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live close to central Ohio and our VFW had a whole helicopter stolen that was sitting out in front of it.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? What? When? Huh? You know what? This post has already killed too many of my brain cells I’m not even gonna ask

    necessary cephalopod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the first post in this article where I've been intrigued rather than depressed.

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you steal a f*****g bridge??? It's like that TikTok trend where people stole sinks and doors all over again (I still don't know how people at my school managed to steal whole a*s stall Doors.)

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Romania gipsies stoled the train rails so anything is possible

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    Shane Clark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I heard stories of this happening in Russia to. Still beggars believe on HOW.

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    #72

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    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Here is your baby’s starter pack”

    Bob Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you turn 5 you can try out the air-15, but for now focus on your long range grenade launcher

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    i like cats
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all, but there are some people like this.

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Gimme the starters… AR15? Rifle? I’ll settle for a shotgun”

    #73

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    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong… guns are just a tool, they can’t kill anybody if nobody can fire them. We shouldn’t outlaw guns, we should make it so only sane and mentally ok people can get them

    #74

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY DOG I THOUGHT THEY MEANT EAT THE DOGS

    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is in FL....5 minutes from where I live. The owner (Chris Waag) died in a horrible head on collision. The sign did read for a long time "RIP Chris You will be greatly missed" then for a month they did this. They have since taken down the RIP Chris https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2021/10/26/owner-dogs-r-us-titusville-killed-saturday-crash-near-geneva/8550319002/

    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, that’s horrible! I don’t know if you knew him, but if you did, I’m so sorry.

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    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is WAY too much going on here

    #75

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    Bob Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the memories, every summer when I was a kid we would pass this thing

    basil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually been there and it's really cool- they have a hotel and live gators and fish inside. The top part is a restaurant with really good food

    Oli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the first one was a shop too... who know?

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's in my state. We pass it every time we visit Arkansas.

    Mavis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont know what ducks unlimited is but I like it.

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a wildlife conservation group heavily involved with habitat conservation, because without habitat for waterfowl people who enjoy hunting waterfowl wouldn't have anything to hunt.

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    Kayla J
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its hilarious cause of the amount of fun people have with it like this song! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYE-1HfReQo not into songs? want to know about its history? it has a wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis_Pyramid

    #76

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    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point I give up trying to stick up for us.

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    ElenaK
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a joke!

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hat is just the cherry on top

    #77

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that'll help with your goals. I assure you...

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that was made for diet coke and definitely not water

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gonna be so flat at 9pm

    RoanTheMad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but its DIET coke so its HeAlThY!!1!!1!"

    #78

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn onion relish is getting out of control!

    MacKenzie Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys it's just a miss spelling. its obviously cannibalized

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you don’t mean caramelised

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok but I need to actually try beef with caramelized onion because that sounds amazing.

    Hannah Hudson-Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to break it to you, but this pic is from the UK. The US can't have all the bloopers.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn they all be running rogue these days

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If onions are criminalized, only criminals will have onions!!!"

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    #79

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cathy Hinz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gunna lie, I laughed way too long at this one.

    Mozzarella
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aghhhhhhh my innocence. The little innocence I had left from my childhood is all gone.

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    #80

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Saint Thomas
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure it's a nod to an episode of "The Office", where Dwight and Jim plan a birthday party for Kelly. Among other things, Dwight puts up a sign that says "It is your birthday", stating later in the episode "well, it's a fact". The balloons are also the same. Also, the guy is dressed like Dwight.

    Circa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An Office (the TV show) joke, for people who don't understand.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow really? I thought it was a TV. You really could get anything these days

    #81

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Melinda Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what they were going for... but holy double entendre, batman!

    Bob Bob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, McDonald’s did try to get the kids in order to get the parents. Maybe dq is just taking it a bit further

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this has to be on purpose... maybe??

    OLIVI YAY (she/her)‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THINK it means that scream in the car until your father stops and gets ice cream. idk not very good advice

    ArodTheHorrible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before... still makes me laugh-cringe

    Ellie McGrath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or puts you out on the side of the road and drives off

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    #82

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    Guile main
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing here i realize, I need to go home and be a family man

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then be Bobson Dugnutt (yes this is living rent free in my head)

    basil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's america from hetalia

    #83

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have fun with a burnt pikachu...

    Disgruntled Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full on snort-laugh at your comment 😂👍🏻

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    Joe Blowe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she handle the recoil? There are other methods if not fully satisfied by your partner.

    Gina Babe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But kudos to her for that position. On a rocky hill non the less

    Lyriqal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will leave that hole vibrating for hours on end

    Spittnimage
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lying in bed together and he says to her, "wanna hear my fantasy?"

    SomeGuyinWY
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's alright. It's his sister. Oh. Wait. Wife. In Alabama, it's both!

    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is her leg THROUGH the strap of the gun????? I can't quite tell. Cause that makes this 100 times stupider. And it was moronic to start.

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    3 years ago

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    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's nice of them to tell robbers both that there are things of value in the vehicle and to shoot the driver before they can react.

    #85

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even Buddhist and that's still offensive af.

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not even human and it’s still offensive af.

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, No, No. This is wrong in so many ways. I am not Buddhist either and just being offended doesn't cover it. This is sacrilege. I can't even stand to look at it so I am going to shut up and move on.

    Not-so-MadMax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally an adequate target to practice on with all those guns of yours..

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    3 years ago

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    I don't think Buddhists have a monopoly on wearing robes and sitting cross-legged

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    Mavis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if he could contemplate anything.

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False prophet. (Trump, not Buddha.)

    PjandBolt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boards in the back to the left have the same facial expressions as all of us rn looking at this statue

    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In today's Koan, we will ask, What is the sound of one macdonald's bun slapping?

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    #86

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Pixie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. (but you really shouldn't eat it afterwards)

    Saint Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things some people will do for views/likes...

    Charles Barrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also fry food with sand and it's an actual cooking techniques used in places, though sand frying also includes salt frying as the more common variety actual sand is used rarely

    Giovanni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mineral oil is not toxic but your body has no way to metabolize it so it will come out in the same state it entered giving you the worst kind of liquid shits

    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all that aromatic hydrocarbons in there I am pretty sure it is dangerous. Maybe not toxic, as in GHS definition, but carcinogenic.

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    #87

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle f***s up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW GET ON YOUR FACES!

    #88

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Fry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That shirt makes me REALLY uncomfortable for some reason

    Evil Little Thing
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears that he is being aggressively humped by Jesus, who isn't considerate enough for a reach around.

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    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess, God takes America from behind? (I'm definitely going to hell, but I reckon I'll see y'all there!)

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    almost looks like it's : God Blew America

    Party Poison (They/She)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hands make me so uncomfortable. 🥺🤢

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, those are the only hands that will ever touch this guy, so...

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    Lewis Fisher Wells
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew I was bisexual but I didn't know I was religious or patriotic I mean im not even American

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww, he's getting groped by some guy in a bathrobe!

    Glen Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean he's getting butt-f****d by God's kid????

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    #89

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wheel.....Imagine that thought process... "I will recreate the suffering of my idol, but make it so it is as easy as possible."

    Marla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need at least one wheel in order to use the drive-thru

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    Mere Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw it in the picture but didn't get it until I saw your post. Very small, indeed.

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    An Unpopular Opinion.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heck- I think it's about time to stop associating America with God, he probably wants nothing to do with us at this point.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he were a real Christian, there wouldn't be a wheel (half sarcasm).

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A wheel on your cross? Wuzzie!

    StephVA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Violently American".... nailed it

    Kiwi Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a guy in my town who does that-in the Midwest 😬

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    #90

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once walked past someone who owns a dog. I need a sticker to highlight this achievement of mine

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend lives in Canada

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping this is irony aimed at all the inane sh*t people stick on their cars. Hoping really, really, hard! 🙄

    Glen Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I thought that the light from between the seats was an i.v. bag, anyone else? Yeah? Maybe...no?!? Ok, I'll show myself out

    sapphoscousin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandmas moms sisters dogs neighbors aunts brothers wife’s sister husband/brother was in the navy

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is bigger than your dad

    Petra Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once picked up a five pound note.

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    #91

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not even want to know what happened that they had to put these stickers on there!

    KDS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person must’ve had a hard time passing gas.🤪

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    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't just an American thing. I bought a bottle of soda in Japan. It had a warning label that said "Do not insert penis in opening".

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that red nozzle's going places then!

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can see the picture if Scott Lang in end game saying "what the hell happened here"

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where is the sticker on the red one?

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, sticking in the vag-jay-jay is okay? Asking for a friend.

    MomJeans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man....take all the fun out of things. You know one person ruined it for everyone.

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    #92

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He got to close to the box that said "LOGIC" despite all warnings

    justmemorticia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than whales and washing machines.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like the metric system, but it isn’t that bad what the heck

    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well let me count the ways... slavery, stupidity, uninvited invasions, child massacres... shall we go on?

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmm, as if any other country doesn’t have problems, look at Russia, or china. Additionally, while yes, you did outlaw slavery a lot earlier than America, you still had it legal a lot more time than America. Just what you see on the “news” isn’t what actually goes on.

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    #93

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    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so it mean that americans are bigs fats pigs? this is the meaning?

    Cathy Hinz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a direct result of the american educational system. We were fed lies and propaganda. I am so utterly embarrassed by this type of garbage.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call CPS - there's an unfit mother on the loose!!!

    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to go on the flags, though... the last three pigs aren't even representing actual countries.

    JinjoBread
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that someone had this idea and made it into a real thing is insane.

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    #94

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooooo pull the trigger!

    justmemorticia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Darwin's theory (and awards) is something I think about often when I read topics like this.

    Mike Marshall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    y'all are missing the rest of the meme, there's a caption that says "I finally got the one who's been stealing all my money."

    #95

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. President, that is not your wife. Sir, please no, at least wait till the cameras are not recording.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What has happened here? Exactly?

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshop, I think. It's a joke on how Biden seems to like sniffing people.

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    King Cheetah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alpha male gently squizes big white c**k" 🤣🤣🤣

    Althea Armwood
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    3 years ago

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    Cathy Augustine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not angry Americans, just very sad ones

    Kayla J
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    3 years ago

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    Bob Bob
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    3 years ago

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    Another great show of how tapioca brains is mentally incapable of leadership

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    #96

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    No One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this guy would go and work at McDonalds if he had to.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have him work there and live on that wage for a year. That'd knock the entitlement out of him. Why do people assume that poverty is self-inflicted and entirely determined by a person's willingness or unwillingness to work? Like it's got nothing to do with the economy, the job market, housing, minimum wage .... It doesn't occur in a vacuum, ffs!

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Jimmy failed his job application. He'll get it right one day. It's all in the eye hole shaping

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, nipple vortex is pulling in the text.

    #97

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Party Poison (They/She)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be illegal. Gun cases should be marked as such and have a distinct form. And, you know, there shouldn't be gun cases available for normal citizens at all, besides regulated sport and hunting weapons, that are definitely NOT assault rifles! Oh and the ammunition should be, here in Germany it is by law, not stored with the gun.

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually is illegal to have the ammo in the same case as the gun while transporting it. But at home you can store it with the gun. As for the case, I'm not saying there's a chance it is actually a gun case, but I'd lean towards it was just a guitar case that was converted into a gun case.

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    Na Schi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    El Mariachi style (okay for a movie... irl not so much).

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    #98

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are multiracial and proud of it. One parent is a person of color (Mexican) and the other parent is a white supremacist who supports the institution of enslaving people of color. It makes perfect sense. /s

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    LostSoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moonshine, Oxy and incest. Nasty combination

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    #99

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong on so many levels.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what they meant when they said 'Jesus is coming'?

    LiuLiu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please actually open a Bible and read it

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    #100

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone clapped?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6'3" with boots on, so roughly 5'6" barefoot?

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then his three year old child totally sassed the guy and everyone clapped and the manager comped their meals!

    Tobias Reaper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like he was signalling to guy he wants sex

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S3 E6 Of Things That Never Happened.

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone clapped, right?

    cocoapicasso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Things that didn’t happen for $600, Mayim”

    LiuLiu
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many thoughts are running through my head right now but the first one is the drugs he is taking cause some mighty hallucinations

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    #101

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black lives matter, especially the white black lives.

    Falcon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the White Blackity Black Black lives

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    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on. You think somebody would have realized that maybe he isn’t the best model for this particular shirt.

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please tell me this is a joke.......

    #102

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take one down and pass it around.....um....12 football fields and Avril Lavigne cans of beer on the wall?

    James Tartaglione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't have a wall big enough to put these on. might have to take one down

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you could go for the open concept living.

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    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, how do you even take it home? Box looks like at least 2 meters long.

    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who buys this has a pickup truck, I assure you

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    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the true Americans dream

    censor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797BNtfOkIA

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    #104

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is wrong with people??! Leave the poor cow alone you sick f*cker😡

    #106

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a real headache the further down I scroll on this article.

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously a card for a woman to give to her female friend. Straight women call each other girlfriends, too.

    MacKenzie Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just picture yourself actually buying this...

    Cathy Hinz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no words... Wait, yes I do, YeeeeeeeHaaaaw Oklahoma.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one of my male friends was a brother!!

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    #107

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Princess Tootie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this was shopped. 🤣

    Pandasanne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Business in front-party at the back..

    #108

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Saint Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's photoshopped as a joke. There's a watermark "Adam the creator" on the side of the bottle. Check his Facebook or Insta, he's quite funny.

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern grandmas would be more tempted by candy crush, I think

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    #109

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes it heavy duty? What did they add?

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you need to fix a brick wall

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The extra heavy duty is for going to space ;)

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    MizAdeleM
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess: a fake label stuck on the jars. I believe that "Great Choice" is the Walmart house brand.

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    #110

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey E.T.s need trucks too.

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that the truck on the truck has the truck on the truck is a nice lil detail and this isnt the worst thing ever at least

    #111

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a picture of the woman he ran over with that truck?

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you've never got laid without telling me you've never got laid...

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ do you like it? I did it myself”

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bye guys! I am off to the city of Demver, for the sexy boneless women!

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke’s on you, the sexy boneless women are in Deinver, not Demver!

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've all heard of neckbeards, now prepare for NECKBOOBS

    Cathy Hinz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what they paid for this, but someone needs to go get a refund.

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    #112

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    #114

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus gun's down babies? I missed that part of the Bible!

    Lewis Fisher Wells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh it was the best he was all like 'BLAMBLAMBLAM PEW DIE DIE " and they were all like "OH NO IVE BENN SHOT AHH OH NO BLEH" and then he was like "BANG BANG PEW AAAA

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    Sue From Michigan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was her election motto, thank god she lost.

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would steal that sign just to stop others from seeing the blasphemy.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kandiss Taylor makes MGT look like a Rhodes scholar.

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus doesn't need a gun to kill he'd just bring down the wrath of God

    #115

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare you besmirch the name of the Grinch?!?!

    Cheru.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t pull your kids in cmon dude

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather he had be president at least you know what you're getting for Christmas

    #116

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Kayla J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you know what this is mocking: oh....

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what this refer to, but it's the US so I'm guessing r@pe?

    InfectedVoiceBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's reference to a g******g scene, little white chick on the sofa and 6 big black dudes stood behind it.

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    #117

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cactus McCoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd be arrested for this in most civilized countries, I guess.

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think it's illegal to criticize or mock the President in most civilized countries?

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    JuniorCJ82
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to get arrested there Jethro.

    Cathy Hinz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they would be arrested here for that. It is a clear threat to the presidents life.

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to speed run getting pulled over.

    #118

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA has some screwed up ideas about patriotism.

    Ross Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe this is a real vet making fun of a camo-d up rando.

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    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that actually a military uniform? It doesn't look like that...

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SO what, 3 people in an isle, seems all good

    Jessica Wood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just trying to shop. Leave him alone.

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    #119

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should the Jesus statue in Rio for this one!

    #120

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why it is Doug Dimmadome from the Fairly Odd Parents

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking why does that man have a giant dild* on his head?

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guess what my dirty mind pictured as I scrolled down

    Chris Omer
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    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    #121

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll take 'what I put up my a*s this morning' for 300, thanks Alex"

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: He's actually a stripper posing with his payment before starting.

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that is a suboxone strip there. They should be handing those out, not taking them away

    Ivana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, he's gonna have a fun night with the wife. Super sweet.

    No One
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m loving the fact he has his gloved hands touching his face!!

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cops in America think it’s cool and impressive to pose with stuff they’ve confiscated. It’s so dumb.

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    #122

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Zoltan Kovacs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of blashemy in the US is too damn high!

    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am hoping that the cross would break and he would fall on his face.

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, Hell, No!! Blasphemy doesn't cover it. Down right meanest, stupidity, hatred.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but in this case it's also literal blasphemy, meaning "an action which shows contempt, disrespect or lack of reverence concerning a deity or an object considered sacred"

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    Tara Moov
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "united as one" (lonely idiot)

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but these are the strongest Christians! 🙄

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, that's in your backyard. Who are you hoping sees that?

    #123

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Luna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's have some respect for at least these men. Looking at the sign this isn't in the USA, they may be deployed.

    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McDonald's introduced the drive-through because soldiers weren't allowed to leave their vehicle while at duty

    #124

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A math problem just waiting to be solved

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “If a pint of milk takes 1 minute to drink, how long would it take to mop a shopping cart’s worth of spilled milk? How long would it take to mop a car’s worth? How much soap would you need to use to clean your car? How much debt would you be in?”

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    Safy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing I can think of is business of some kind. I know when I worked at a daycare, we bought quite a lot of milk every week. Although this definitely seems extreme... hahaha

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    PNW RiotGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guaranteed that these are Canadians. This is super common on the border.

    kjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of party are they planning?

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, get a mop and a bucket. Those cheap brown paper towels are not the right tool to clean up a whole gallon of milk.

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even manage to have the full pint I get delivered every week

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    #125

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shirt actually says “Stop Being Desperate”. This is photoshopped.

    alex mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worked. me. I stopped being poor 2 months ago, and now I own 7 continents

    Jen&Tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing a ‘tax the rich’ dress to a gala where the tickets cost $35k each…

    Rhyme Like A Lime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tax the rich means the Nesting-Doll-Hidden-Accounts type of rich, where you own multiple yachts and on property that's worth hundreds of millions

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    #126

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Cathy Hinz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reagan never should have closed down the mental health facilities. We need them more than ever now.

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude's got a bunch of dynamite in the back

    Eat Dirt Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just out of frame is a "don't tread on me" sticker.

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The state of mentality of so many. I can do what I want. Unlimited rights.…you think there might be a mental illness problem here?

    James Tartaglione
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the slight curve of the text that makes it look like it was put on wrong bothers me more than anything. (graphic designer/former sign maker)

    #127

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to be in Texas

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Desperate Dan cartoon.

    #128

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the state of American politics?

    Bhew64
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a prank done by his friends. https://www.fox13now.com/entertainment/irreverent-campaign-ad-prank-on-utah-man-goes-viral

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    MomJeans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. America does need those things

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's how big or small you are got to do with being a decent person?!!!!

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    #129

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    #130

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen needed her eyeballs cleaned and couldn't afford a ticket to the zoo to visit the giraffes.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure this happens virtually everywhere with cows.

    Jen&Tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cows have very abrasive tongues, she’s gonna need cornea transplants after that!

    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will as soon as I stop laughing!!!!

    #131

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    #132

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here?

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so American that I don't understand what's going on?

    Psycho Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Biden and that guy probably voted for Trump, so now he's ignoring Biden. Or something like that.

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    Cathy Augustine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're getting a happy meal, stop being a baby!!

    #133

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    𝚆𝚘𝚠, 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙰𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚗 Report

    Wilf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very proud that their very first UK store lasted a grand total of 8 days before we successfully got them kicked out.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know Chick-fil-A at all but as you've got Nando's in the UK I think you are nit missing out 😉

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they're homophobic, but that can't be real can it?

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me fix that for you: 'Our pickles don't touch. Until you've got 2 in your mouth!'

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pickles may not touch but they have no problem sliding their godly meat between some young fresh buns

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't like a little pickle on pickle action in their sandwich?

    Cathy Hinz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Hate this company and their chicken.

    KDS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chick fil a chicken is disgusting. And their homo phobia is gross as well.

    MikeWheelerFan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I don’t like Chick-fil-A’s food. All my friends think I’m crazy because of that.

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    #134

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    Kate Tora
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To everyone wondering - it was in Poland, Biden joined the soldiers and was given pizza they had on the tables. I think this one is here by accident tbh

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    None of the solders actually got pizza, just Brandon.

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    J. F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be sad if i had to eat pizza all alone like he clearly does

    Joe Blowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are left wondering why only Biden got pizza that day.