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50 Of The Funniest Pics From The ‘Useless, Unsuccessful, And Unpopular Signage’ Facebook Group
Signs are meant to inform you. Direct you to the nearest toilet. Remind you not to hand-feed the lion. But some raise more questions than they provide answers. And you can find them on the Facebook group 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Signage.' Or 'UUU Signage' if you like acronyms.
"'UUU Signage' is a part of the larger 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular' community," the group's 'About' section says. "We are interested only in pictures you have taken yourselves of signage that is funny, incompetent, wholesome, amazing, or otherwise interesting in some way."
Passive aggressive office notes, ridiculous bumper stickers, these folks have it all. So we at Bored Panda decided to explore their content a bit deeper. Continue scrolling and check out what we saw!
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#1
Spotted In Melbourne, Australia. I Should Add, I’m In Agreement With This One, I Don’t Think It’s Unpopular
Tessb90 3 years ago (edited)
Possibly an over generalisation here. Most of the racists have met in my life in Australia are old white guys, who don't shy away from misogyny. Our last Prime Minister would fall under this category too. While it seems that there is a multitude of states in the US that would happily welcome them; I feel that the best option would be to gather all those applicable let them know that they have been selected as they are one of very few people who are the best at everything. Those contributing countries find the largest uninhabited island that can be agreed upon. Maroon these persons on said island, and they'll figure out the rest Lord of the Flies style.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Will kick racists to remote sinking Pacific Island and welcome refugees just doesn't fit on a small sticker, alas.
Tessb90 3 years ago
What about the giant islands of rubbish floating around?
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Mickie Shea 3 years ago
Good deals from down under. Send to Florida USA. Racism and other s**t is welcome there.
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#2
ItsJess 3 years ago
Same, I just need some tasty food and a nice blanket. Maybe a crossword puzzle.
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censorshipsucks 3 years ago
I know right, I was just looking at those flowers thinking death waits.
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We managed to get in touch with the administrators of 'UUU Signage' and they were kind enough to tell us about the inner workings of the group.
Currently, 'UUU Signage' has 410,000 members. "We never wanted it to be this big," they told Bored Panda. "We started out as a small corner of the UUUniverse, even though some people refer to Signage as 'the original group.'"
"The UUUniverse began with a now-archived group known as 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Memes' which spawned a community that went on to form many groups. There's one for just about every topic, including UUU Cats Refurmed, UUU License Plate Spotting, UUU Cook, and even very niche groups such as UUU Standpipe Spotting!"
#3
Just Gave Me A Chuckle On My Walk
Andrès Dì Fonoĺĺosa 3 years ago
So me say "why say more word when few word do trick".
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
It might be one church that actually lives up to the teachings of the Bible—-and has lots of foster parents attending it—-something that’ll be needed more if we don’t sort out the mess that the SCOTUS made of Roe v Wade.
Blackstone 3 years ago (edited)
Sure, but excessive heat is a health concern, and choosing to avoid it is not an indication of laziness.
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#4
A Storm Blew Over My Porch Sign This Week And I Set It Back Up Without Paying Attention. Walking To My Front Door Just Now I Realized The “O” Is Now Hidden Behind The Crate
Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
I don't understand the "random collection of unrelated c**p on my porch" school of decor.
julie son 3 years ago
They are not unrelated: they are form the "OMG, that's soooo cute!" collection. Refer to the 'hello' sign on the door, to go with the "Oh Hello" one on the porch.
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#5
Better Stay Away. These Rum And Cokes Are Ruining Lives
Catherine Binder 3 years ago
Side note: how does one make a bad rum and coke? There's literally only two ingredients.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I read "Worstrum" and wondered if it's some niche drink that isn't popular in my area....
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Clever! I would so have a drink there just because of the sarcastic sign
Pam Akers 3 years ago
Warren Brown - I really "missed the boat" because I don't get this sign.
Load More Replies...The admins said these splinter groups' membership usually consisted of people from the UUUniverse. However, for whatever reason, UUU Signage exploded in popularity and began reaching a wider audience.
"Membership requests have only increased exponentially since then," they said. "The important thing to remember is that 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular' is more of a 'brand' than actual criteria for submitted content. We welcome all contributions as long as they comply with our rules, which are pretty straightforward"
"As far as the community itself, we moderate pretty strictly when it comes to join requests. We have a set of questions that lay out very clearly what the group is about and what we will tolerate," the admins explained. "If a potential member doesn't answer all of them, or fails to answer them to our satisfaction, we deny their request for membership. This helps keep out potential trolls and spam bots, too. We don't have any statistics but we get thousands of join requests daily and we deny more than we admit."
#6
Spotted In Local Brewery Restroom
BPreader16 3 years ago
Everyone mad about the "damage" or graffiti, how do you know for sure that the owner didn't cosign on this or do it him/her self?
#7
The Talent
Jake stenhouse 3 years ago
He’s already mastered colour theory, minimalism and bauerhaus
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Sarah K 3 years ago
Yes, we have seen that worm with different names and ages here.
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Rylee Evergreen🦋 3 years ago
OH I READ IT AS WARM AND WAS SO CONFUSED thank youuuuuu lolol
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Daniel just wasn’t feeling the Lego art project. I understand, Daniel, I really do.
Johanna she/her 3 years ago
I love the fact he’s 17, he’s not a little kid, he’s just smarter than all of us
#8
Found In A Local Shop. Idk Kinda Useful For Me.. I Did Leave A Tip For The Cause
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
lol Torn between the wish to cause such haircuts and feeling sorry for the kids
blobby_grrl 3 years ago
who's evil enough to want this hairstyle in the world?!?!?
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Ravenz AJ 3 years ago
I'm surprised the cup isn't full. Some people just want to see the world burn
James G. Currie 3 years ago
What's wrong with a mullet? All the top sports players wear 'em! lol
#9
This Hangs In The Bathroom At My New Job. Funny But Useless
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago (edited)
I'LLLLL BEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOONE... in a day or TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tired_Panda 3 years ago
Lol, I'm under 18 but this has been my favorite song for most of my life
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Facebook communities this big often become chaotic breeding grounds for trolls, and some slip into 'UUU Signage' even with its strict admission policy. However, the chances of them causing any trouble are minimum, since they get kicked out the second they show their true colors. "We get plenty of trolls and we moderate pretty strictly. We have zero tolerance for any sort of bigotry," the admins said.
"We shut down arguments as soon as we see them and mute people who participate in them (regardless of what side you’re arguing for). We preemptively close comments or delete posts with topics that we know from experience will make people argue. Over time, we've put rules in place to help prevent people from sucking the fun out of the group (by ruining jokes by repeatedly explaining a sign when no one asked, or dogpiling the OP for not knowing something, etc.)."
#10
Useless, But Very Popular And Successful In My Book
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago (edited)
I'd like a pine cone please! Just kidding. Hand over your ice-cream, dammit
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Never ordered a pine cone but what about a pina colada? Close enough? 😁
#11
Unsuccessful Bc I Counted Them And Only Saw 17
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
I don't think that will be enought to stop some people lol. Add that you have a cold :)
survivalrhino 3 years ago
Eat them all, leave the carefully folded empty wrappers in its place
#12
On The Back Window Of A Van Which Was In Front Of Me At A Red Light
Deborah B 3 years ago
If they're fostering/adopting, kudos, I admire their humanity and commitment. If they're reproducing... In my opinion it is immoral to have that many biological children when the planet is on the brink of environmental disaster.
Kayjunmoon 3 years ago
There's plenty of food for everyone in the world but profit chasing means that it will not be distributed equably.
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Doglover 3 years ago
As a person with a family of 14, this is actually necessary. Y’all have no idea how often I’ve been asked this
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Did they buy the Duggar’s old van from 7 or 8 kids ago? I hope most of the kids are fostered or adopted.
Mistouko Les 3 years ago
I have a feeling they will vote for trump. They always vote for some kind of trump.
#13
Took On My Way To Our Local Breakfast Spot
Deborah Harris 3 years ago
It amuses me that someone actually got out of their car on their travels to add the 'Y' :D
Some of the most common issues within the group are: 1) people not reading the rules and then being surprised when they get suspended or blocked from the group for breaking those rules, and 2) people who want to debate politics and/or insult each other in various ways, which is related to the first one.
"We also run a separate group, Signage Help Desk, where we invite members and even ex-members to post everything from technical questions to the inevitable 'Why did I get banned/muted?' Members seem to get angrier with being muted than being outright banned so we get a lot of people asking why. We also get a lot of members asking why their particular post was deleted and we are happy to offer them an explanation, although they are not always receptive to our answers," the admins explained.
#14
Sign On The Door Of The Storage Shed In The Bar That I Work At. We Call It "The Crying Shed." If You've Worked Food Service, You Know. (Admittedly, This Sign Gets Lots Of Laughs And Attention So It's Actually Pretty Popular Lol)
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
We had one of those at the grocery store I worked at… it wasn’t a shed, though, it was the dairy cooler. Insulated enough that no one could hear you sob or scream!
GoGoPDX 3 years ago (edited)
I worked medical for most of my life. Got burned out, worked in food service for about 3 years. That s**t is hard core. People will freak about their food way more than about their health and life!happy to be back in medicine!
Christine 3 years ago
I have waited tables and bartended for over 10 years, and although I have never worked in the medical field, I feel like that says it all. I think everyone should do a stint in the service industry. I don't understand how so many people can be so needlessly cruel to others. I haven't worked in a restaurant for 4 years now and I STILL have server nightmares! It's f*****g stressful!
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Hey, I don't work for the food industry (I'm a teacher) and any time I have to actually leave home to teach (we're using a hybrid method) I feel like crying. Imagine having to deal with hundreds of arseholes every day. I feel you, guys. 💕
Samantha Melnychuk 3 years ago
I think really any retail setting has something like this. We had an empty office in the pharmacy I used to work at.
Courtney Christelle 3 years ago (edited)
"Get rid of bad customers, pay a decent wage, don't treat your staff like trash." -Everyone whose ever had a tool for a manager.
#15
Saw This Today At The Grocery Store
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
Not a child, but I'll throw myself in there anyways, thankyou very much
A B C the Third 3 years ago
The sign explicitly says "your child", not "yourself", so... wheeee!
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Hey, they only said not to throw children in. Does that mean adults are allowed? Cos I want to. lol
Daffodil 3 years ago
I'm afraid it's worse. You have to buy ALL of them!!
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Ben 3 years ago
It looks to be cardboard, I bet someone jumped in ripping it and sending stock everywhere for some poor sod to tidy
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#16
These Soda Flavors Are Getting Out Of Control
C C 3 years ago
But not in the summer, so I'd go with the motor oil Coke lol
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Erica Ventura 3 years ago
I could really go for those gas prices right now! Ah...the good old days..
Holly Hobby 3 years ago
$4.09 this morning in St Louis. I'm still in shock & awe.
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kkathleen517 3 years ago
Antifreeze Pepsi is what actual Pepsi tastes like. Its a sweeter, flatter c**p a*s version of Coke.
#17
Left Overnight By My 14 Year Old Son. Popular With Me Because Who Doesn’t Love A Polite Teenager? Unpopular With The Cat Because He Can’t Read And Drank Out Of The Toilet
Purple3262 3 years ago
Good lad! Very considerate, & it won't hurt anyone (except the cat...!)
Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Nonsense, have you seen the movie Beer Fest? Urine (pronounced “you-rhine” of course) gives you POWER. The main characters’ granny told them so. Oh wait, that was ram’s urine, not human…… XD
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survivalrhino 3 years ago
Just pee out the window next time.Kids, ya gotta teach 'em everything!
From toilets to stadiums, as you can see, the signs that get featured in this group come from a lot of different places. "With [so many] members, it's hard for us to pinpoint any particular member or location as a frequent contributor because they do come from all over," the admins said. "We don't allow 'viral content' – the pictures of the signs must be taken by the person who posted the image."
"If we did not have this rule, the group would be overrun by people sharing images they either 'found in the wild' or just plain didn't take themselves. This helps keep the content fresh and avoids people spamming the same 'funny sign' they found on Reddit or The Chive that day." And that is precisely why the group has caught our eye. It's original. Not just another content recycling 'factory'.
#18
Seen Today At An Antique Store
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
I hate to play the devil's advocate, but how many "beautiful windchimes" are we talking about here? Cos imagining living right next to the store if there are too many!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
I was just thinking that very thing. A couple well matched and well placed wind chimes (maybe a couple more if it’s a very large property) are lovely. Too many, or badly matched and discordant, wind chimes can create an unbearable cacophony, which would merit complaints.
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Castles 3 years ago
My neighbour had wind chimes and they are really annoying! They left them on the shed when they moved out so I took them down.
A B C the Third 3 years ago
Heh, sounds like they found them too annoying as well to take them along
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Dave Hinckley 3 years ago
The words "beautiful" and "wind chimes" are mutually exclusive. Like jumbo shrimp.
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
Honest politician. Military Intelligence. Civil war. Act naturally. Virtual Reality.
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Love this!! The sound of wind chimes are wonderful. I hope you sell them too LOL
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
I love wind chimes. In her old age, my mother had a war against her neighbor's perfectly harmless wind chimes. I was mortified.
Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
They're not perfectly harmless if you have a chronic headache condition. There's too much noise pollution in the world without adding clanking bits of metal and wood into the mix.
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Gwyn 3 years ago (edited)
We had neighbors once who had wind chimes which normally are fine right? But we live in a very windy area and those suckers can get LOUD. I couldn't sleep with the window open and get the cool night breeze because of it. I could never understand how it didn't bother them, they were older and must have had bad hearing. Please people take down your chimes at night when it's windy!
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
It rains a lot where I live and the wind whips up in the rain. UGLY sound from a wind chime then.
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#19
So... What Did I Eat
JefeJeff 3 years ago
Printing out those labels... wish I had that job for a day just to see how many of my ungodly creations were eaten.
GoGoPDX 3 years ago
I would love to be in charge of fortune cookie fortunes for a day. That would be fun!
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Ben Dover 3 years ago
Vegan products are sold at a premium price, that's why retailers love them
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Boreddd🇺🇦 3 years ago
A sandwich that tastes like a sandwich with chicken, obviously
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#20
I Definitely Trust This Font
Vic 3 years ago
If people don't know who he is, just tell them the guy with the goalie mask..
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Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
I'm up for sale, actually! I'm a park ranger, which technically counts as a camper, right? On my way!!
ASHTON MCKNIGHT 3 years ago
he wasnt talking about the ones you stay in he meant the people that stay in them
#21
Had To Do A Double Take... Bonus Points For Self-Awareness, I Guess
Lady Goldberry 3 years ago
But then, is it actually an insult to the person behind? There's no punctuation...this is a case of ''eats, shoots and leaves'.
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago
I need a 100 pack of these to distribute everywhere I go.
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I need about 15,000. To start with. Between tourists, snowbirds, and people who don't care, this would be a drop in the bucket. Walmart parking lot, here I come.
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Hades (but good) 3 years ago
o, i though it meant for the stupid driver reading this to be patient. well...
"Target has a sign on their individually priced bananas that reads 'Banana's by the each' (the apostrophe was eventually corrected) that had been posted dozens of times," the admins remembered one of the classics. "By around the 20th or so time we had seen it, we were so sick of it that we decided that we would delete future posts of it on sight. Later, we discussed applying this principle more broadly to curate the group and keep the content fresh."
"We named this policy the 'Bananas by the Each Referendum.' Now we maintain a list of signs that we've seen too many times that are now considered 'bananas' and we delete them if we see them. This prevents the group's content from consisting of the same pictures over and over again and keeps it fresh."
#22
On The Side Of A Country Road In Upstate New York
John Topper 3 years ago
If anyone wants to see this is in Rhinebeck NY at the intersection of 308 and 199 near a fork in the road and a giant 10 foot tall literal fork in the road.
Teresa Taylor 3 years ago
I once gave my sister a handmade personalized gift for her birthday. It was a piece of art I made that said "Fate made us sisters. Prozac made us friends." I used a fancy font and glued a vitamin to it and had it framed. I wonder if she still has it...
Eric Rossman 3 years ago
I drive past this one regularly. It's not really "upstate" since it is south of Albany...
#23
pink_panda 3 years ago
I know this is a joke but it's literally what Christianity teaches.
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AnIncognitoAsshole 3 years ago
Okay but I didn’t ask you to die. It was kinda your thing, y’a know…
#24
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
They need to go to that country road in Upstate New York and climb inside that giant Prozac pill.
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Karen Tape 3 years ago
Jesus was my co-pilot til we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat him...
Bubs623 3 years ago
It's a Ford Fiesta with a specific engine type. Who knew?!
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stardust 3 years ago
I WANT THE BOTTOM ONE!!! ...even though I legally cant drive a car.... I STILL NEED IT
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
Maybe the driver of this car shouldn't be allowed either 😅
Load More Replies... Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago (edited)
That poor saviour guy has to do all the nasty work. I'd go on strike if it were me.
#25
ACatNamedStromboli 3 years ago
*removes clothes, proceeds to rub self all over car* I told the cops that the owner said it was okay! They didn't believe me! Anyone got bail money....and clothes?
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
But what if the person is filled with piercings along their body? Being nude won't do zilch lol
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
Okay! *removes shirt* *innocent bystanders start screaming in horror*
Bobert Robertson 3 years ago (edited)
You can sing a song and you can pluck a lute, but I'm stumped at how you lutesing...
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I would have to come back with some chocolate and leave a nice streak down the side just to keep them guessing
survivalrhino 3 years ago
Do your really want nude stuff rubbing all over car? will destroy the paint and give it funny smells
Mary Ann Burgess 3 years ago
Had a friend in high school back in the mid 1980's who wouldn't let anyone sit on his black Camaro if they had rivets on the pockets of their jeans.
JB 3 years ago
Anyone else notice the scratch? Directly below the bottom right corner of the sign 🫢
Renegade 3 years ago
I don't think that's a scratch. I think it's a detail on the car. If you zoom in you can see the rest of it continues on.
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Sandra Slingerland 3 years ago
My brother didn't even want the oils from your skin on his car!
'UUU Signage' was created all the way back in 2014, however, while a lot of similar groups get shut down by Facebook for various violations, this one continues to thrive. Now that you've heard the amount of love and attention the admins pour into their work, it becomes kinda obvious why.
"We encourage use of the 'report to admin' feature which allows us to find and remove problematic content quickly," they said. "Contrary to the popular rumors, use of the feature does not get groups shut down. In our experience, the groups that find themselves getting repeatedly shut down and forming backup group after backup group are the ones with admins who ban and bully people for trying to help."
"We don't tolerate bigotry or hate speech or people being huge jerks to each other. We don't like the 'drag OP' culture of many other large groups. We don't care for the concept of 'dirty deleting' and we are happy to delete gross comments rather than having some weird compulsion to preserve someone's bigotry forever." In the vast sea that is Facebook, such dedication is hard to come by. And you can definitely tell when someone cares about what they do. It shows, first and foremost, in quality.
#26
It’s The Professionalism For Me…
Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
There used to be a shop in Leeds with the sign "Open: When I get here. Closed: When I get fed up"
TahJia Williams 3 years ago
This is just like that little Italian spot by my place. They come to work whenever they want, but the food is so damn good I can't help but return
Nimues Child 3 years ago
When our local deli was mob owned, the hours were something like this.
Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
I don't know what they sell, but I think I'll just go somewhere else
Beck 2 years ago
They are probably ok with that. They seem financially stable and are maybe retired and opened this shop for fun.
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July 4, 2011, On A Lamppost In My Neighborhood. I’m Still Confused 11 Years Later
Jamie Andersen 3 years ago
So you could say he is so cool he is 'cold turkey'.
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Tabitha Martel 3 years ago
I'm so mad about this. I had no idea. I loved them. Guess we are breaking up.
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Kathleen R. 3 years ago
Frankie -- Somewhere online I saw it pointed out that if you went back in time the same amount of time that Marty McFly did in Back To The Future, it would only be 1992. ---
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Lost Panda 3 years ago
If OP is still confused 11 years later I'd say the sign has well and truly done its job
#28
Popular With Everyone Except The Human Wastage That Don’t Like To Pay For Their Items
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
"Human wastage" is my new favorite insult and I shall endeavor to use it at least once a day. It probably won't be a difficult goal to achieve.
Andrea 3 years ago
Only thing missing is a "human wastage disposal system"
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
I actually like that they posted pictures of the shoplifters. Unless they’re either very bold or very stupid, posting their pictures means they won’t be back.
Gaya Knust 3 years ago (edited)
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do (I meant the store putting both the sign and the photo of the shoplifters lol)
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
Reminds me of the wall of scorn in my local antique shop. It’s just- a whole wall FULL of camera shots with people snatching things and stuffing them in pockets/purses.
Issey 3 years ago (edited)
Is... is "wastage" a word? Am I having a stroke? EDIT: I looked it up and apparently it is. This is worse than "beeves", the plural of beef. I need to lay down.
Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
This!!! Every store should be able to do this, so many people think everthing is just for grabs because they can get away with it... Worked in a store that sold cd's, dvd's, videogames, camera's and small household equipment. Once one of the known addics in town came by and stole one of the camera's on the counter while I was helping another customer. He was so quick I didn't even see it, but it was him without a doubt. So I called the police and they came by very soon with the man. I gave them the thumbs up that it was him. Camera was already sold... A few days later he came by, asking me if I would reconsider pressing charges against him... told him no... He said he was sorry he did it, I always think a person is mostly sorry they got caught. I had nothing against him, but I just really don't like it when people steal things that aren't theirs to begin with.
Rob Chapman 3 years ago
Ar my local Walgreens, they locked...ice cream. You have to get an employee to unlock the freezer.
#29
I Deliver Pizza And Drive By This Sign Every Day Near The Hospital. It's On Someone's Front Lawn About A Block Away. It Perplexes Me
Kylie Mountain 3 years ago
It is unfortunately not at all unknown for hospitals to dump mentally ill/homeless/uninsured people on the streets. Occasionally they get caught and people make a fuss, but these are mostly people with no family or support; it almost certainly happens a lot more often than it gets reported.
Andrea 3 years ago
That's horrible! How can you treat another human being like that!?
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Cheyanne Pavan 3 years ago
Yes, of course it is. (I'm American an aware that this happens in practically every city/town in the country).
Load More Replies... Karen Tape 3 years ago
Once the insurance runs out the families got to know where to find you..
survivalrhino 3 years ago
Attempt at shaming hospital administrators who random;y dump patients that cant pay into the community-- wasted effort, tho, since hospital administrators are lower than politicians, and have no conscience or ability to feel shamed.
Bookaday 3 years ago
After people leave the hospital, they are saddled with debt. I think an ambulance ride alone is around 500 dollars.
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Warren Brown 3 years ago
I’ve heard of running out of beds, for patients, but when a patient needs to go outside to take a dump on the lawn, we’re in big trouble!!
#30
Outside Of A Bar Down The Street From Me
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Or you do you, Squatch do Squatch, you do Squatch, and Squatch do you? (I think that covers all the bases—-pun intended.)
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#31
Spanish Spanish Spanish
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
I speak Spanish! It roughly translates to "Spanish Spanish Spanish". You're welcome everybody!!
JoyfulZebra 3 years ago
Thanks! Didn't know what it meant until I saw your comment. Need to brush up on my Spanish lessons
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Talk about lazy! It should've been Spanish Spanish and not Spanish Spanish Spanish
survivalrhino 3 years ago
well, when you're translating from chinese, I reckon google translate was best option
Jes Morey 3 years ago
no habla espanol? 🤣 Unfortunately I can understand a lot more Spanish than I can read.
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Zoom In For Chaos
DDmaybeandor 3 years ago
I love the “perfectionist” part, that is off center and with a line running through it. 😆
David Martin 3 years ago
The subtle fact that "Perfectionist" does not fit perfectly into that space...this is comedic genius
#33
At A Local Drive-In
Penny Hernandez 3 years ago
Not Smoke on the Water? That's all a couple of my boys could play before they gave up the guitar.
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Hey, as a brown-eyed girl myself, I feel offended by the notice lol ( and I also love the song)
DramaNerd 3 years ago
Yeah, I read it and was slightly offended before I realized
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Al Christensen 3 years ago
Because there was that time Van Morrison got drunk and wouldn't leave.
#34
Thems The Rules!
Nila Griffin 3 years ago
Had three people try to run me off the road in a 30 minute span on the south side so….true.
#35
Work With Royalty, Somewhere Else
Cashme Outside 3 years ago
They really should’ve gone with “The King is Dead, Long Live the Dairy Queen” or something
#36
Consolation To All Unable To Go Shopping On The Holiday
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
Don't worry, the sabertooth is just playing with it's food
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Jaden Alexander 3 years ago
How many other presidents do you think were pitched before the marketing team landed on Nixon?
M O'Connell 3 years ago
There are several others by the same artist. Bill Clinton firing a machine gun with his saxophone slung over his shoulder, and Ronald Reagan driving a Ford Mustang monster truck.
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Warren Brown 3 years ago
This picture is an UNTRUTH!! What’s really happening is Richard Nixon is doing to that sabretooth, what he did to the country during his whole TERM! He’s going to f**k it!!!
#37
Nice Calendar!
HAL 3 years ago (edited)
Mom thinks to herself: I gotta lock the Playboy Channel, and hide “that” stuff up in the attic.
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hmmmmm... I'm gonna go ahead and guess that it isn't actually what BDSM means
Cashme Outside 3 years ago
The proper Wu-Tang acronym is, and always will be, “C.R.E.A.M.”. Dollar dollar bill, y’all.
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#38
Only In Las Vegas, A Sign For A Sign
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
I mean, don't most tourists drive there to take pics? Makes sense to make a sign
CaptainDinosaur 3 years ago
The famous sign is so small. Like, half the size of your average Macca's sign. It's like the Mona Lisa in its way...
Ervin Conn 3 years ago
I was surprised by the size too. I was not surprise by all the impersonators trying to charge for taking a picture with them next to the sign.
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tamèreestchaude 3 years ago
Welcome to vegas baby I want you come and pay me, give me the money, give me diamonds, give me rubys baby, take me on best trip, I wanna go shopping.
#39
In My Friends Neighborhood In Bossier City, Louisiana
Andy Frobig 3 years ago
My high school chem teacher had a sign that said "WORK FAST... Lately Your Work Has Been Half Fast"
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#40
Spotted Today In Manchester, UK
Lizzie Smith 3 years ago
That's Chilangos in Manchester, the second best Mexican eaterie in the rainy city, not as good as Pancho's but close. 🐝
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
As a Southern Californian, I'm gonna have to disagree out of principle.
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
I can hear the cartoonish screech of a passerby halting in their tracks
#41
Thanks For The Warning, I Guess.
Chris Omer 3 years ago
Yeah, but only cos you’re so hot he couldn’t help himself. 🙄😉
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Christian Fuller 3 years ago
Hey, at least Jesus embraced it - other guys are like, "I'm so sorry! This never happens!"
Snorky The Pig 3 years ago
I thought you wrote *salivation* and my mind just 🤯🤣
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Not Sure Who The Masculine Back Men Are
Dave Lear 3 years ago
Sorry, can't bring masculine back, am already bringing sexy back. There's a whole in the fence and all our abstract concepts have escaped
Seedy Vine 3 years ago (edited)
There's a whole hole! (But then again, isn't every hole whole?)
Load More Replies... SirWriteALot 3 years ago
That's where my mind goes right away. Masculine men = bar brawls, beat up wifey in the kitchen and a few side chicks.
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Anxiety Artist 3 years ago
To everyone saying that a macho/strong/masculine men is a jerk. Grow up! Not everyone is a jerk, not everyone is a villain. There are strong masculine men that aren’t crazy biker dudes. There’s heroes and princes and healthy masculinity. And actually this guy has the right writing format, just off with the spacing. You don’t read up down left right, it’s left right up down. Stop beating on people because you can. Try being nice for once. It’s contagious
#43
Found On My Pot (Purchased In China)
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
I've heard this song multiple times, and still don't know what Cake by the Ocean is
Dandelion Girl 3 years ago
It's a metaphor for eating 🍑, to put it crudely
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Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
The translation is always the best when you buy something made in China
#44
Spotted In The Wild!
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Ah, so after you're done eating the cookies and cakes, the guilt hits double
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Their "About Us" section on their website is just a photo of flour in a small bowl, a whisk, and a rolling pin. I'm now even more confused.
Sabrina Black-Hall 3 years ago
I have had Door Dash delivered from them a few times. Thanks to this, I’ll probably order again tomorrow. 100% recommend, if you live in the area!
survivalrhino 3 years ago
So, listen bubbaleh, I know where to find a nice Jewish girl for you......
Chava Bahle 3 years ago
Rabbi here. Consulted several authorities on Jewish law. Thumbs up 👍🏽 this is a go.
RMA 3 years ago
Cookies, Cakes and Jews. It is a Jewish bakery in the outskirts of Tulsa OK that specialises in Jewish baking, such as matzah cake, hamantaschen and so.
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Uhhh, What? Can Someone Explain??
Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago
Keep walking...this is not the squirrel you're looking for... otherwise you'll get hammered!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Crossing for both humans and squirrels (possibly meant to represent all animals), so stop for them or go to court and be fined $100. That’s the most sense I can make of it, and I had to look at it much longer than the average driver would have.
Yugan Talovich 3 years ago
Could be. The squirrels have a pretty strong union.
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Stephen Smith 3 years ago
For every squirrel you can hit with the big wooden hammer, you win $100
monkeydog 3 years ago
I definitely thought this was a crude way of trying to reduce the squirrel population.
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#46
Ok Then...
JR B 3 years ago
In Maryland USA that means one thing and one thing only: blue crabs.
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#47
Cool Cool Cool Just Normal Things.
Abby da great 3 years ago
Nope, put them back! It’s already July 17 u gotta pay for them
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BrookeBT 3 years ago
Everyone wants free rats. I've been leaving garbage outside trying to lure them in but to no avail. One can dream.
#48
This Was At The Memorial City Mall In Houston, Texas On My Lovely Birthday Back In September Of 2020
Ogre Juan Canolli 3 years ago
An "Out Of Order" Escalator Are "Stairs" (Still Trying To Find The Baby)
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I mean, I know babies go through a phase where they taste EVERYTHING, but that baby just took it too far.
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
With these knees? No thanks, I'll go look for the elevator baby. If the stairs were going up, that's a different story
Load More Replies... Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
Why is their birthday lovely? That's the weirdest part of this honestly.
JefeJeff 3 years ago
God forbid Using a non working escalator... aka stairs. No comment on baby.
#49
Behave!
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
I need to know what's under that pasted-on "WATCHED". Is it "VIDEOTAPED"?
James G. Currie 3 years ago
Either way, unless in a jail cell, under Customs guard, or for certain Medical reasons...likely illegal.
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Wait, watched was clearly added later to the sign. Was filmed the word they had originally used? 😨
NicNor5560 3 years ago
Now everyone wants to know what's under the glued piece instead of focusing on the message.
#50
Darn I Can’t Just Touch People
Kate 3 years ago
On the other hand, it is kinda sad that it has to be said.
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Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I have a friend who's a professional cosplayer and she uses a "stage name" to protect herself against creepy guys. It's absolutely an issue. :(
Christine 3 years ago
Same goes for people with tattoos!! It's insane how many people just grab my arms, legs or hands and rotate to see the whole thing, without asking! Usually saying "what are your tattoos" at the same time, not even asking. Straight to grabbing. People have even LIFTED MY CLOTHING to see more of them. I am not exaggerating when I say this happens nearly every single day, and it happens even more while I'm working (as a server). WHYYYY. I know people are giving me a compliment, but, s**t. If you ask to see them, I'll (usually) show you. LOOK WITH YOUR EYES NOT YOUR HANDS.
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
This is far from a useless sign- the amount of people that see an anime character and immediately wanna go touchy touchy (some more inappropriate than others…) is baffling
#51
It's The "Managment" For Me
Jessica N 3 years ago
We had same problem at a restaurant i worked at, people would try to break in to sleep. While open we would give food and coffee for free but as a 5' tall woman it scared bejeesus out of me to walk out alley to my truck at midnight night by myself. Unlit downtown alley by a river. The boss started leaving front set of doors open so they could sleep somewhere warm while our inner door stayed locked. I respected him a lot for the food, coffee and "warming station"
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Probably homeless people trying to get out of the weather. That city needs more shelters, clinics, retraining centers, and halfway houses. Basically, be civilized human beings and address the root of the problem instead of entitled assholes vilifying the vulnerable.
Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
I absolutely hate back alley people. I know that sounds harsh, but have you seen them??
#52
The Spelling Of “Italeigh” On This Sign Is Unpopular With Me
#53
Unpopular With Me
Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago
Something tells me it would be unpopular with head office too
#54
Unpopular With Dq, The Nursing Home, And Me. Shame!
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Sometimes people with age and some sort of dementia feel calmer with a teddy bear to cuddle. My grandmother had late Alzheimer's (she was 87 yo) and I had bought this adorable stuffed fox that she really liked, so I gave it to her, and when she started having lots of bad days, she liked hugging the fox and such. It seemed to "help" a tad.
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#55
"Hey Bro, What's Your Street Name Again?" "Oh, It Doesn't Have One..."
NoDak Pirate 3 years ago
This needs about 1000 more upvotes! Thanks Pandas
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
I imagine they just ran out of ideas before they (no-)named this street.
#56
Hope This Belongs Here. Behind The Industrial Washer And Dryer At The Plant I Work At
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
Terminate has so many meanings. I heard this in Arnold's voice.
Ola Polowczyk 3 years ago
I imagine someone with a flamethrower coming at the culprit
Load More Replies... TahJia Williams 3 years ago
That's hilarious. I thought this was probably at a laundromat but no, this is at a place of business where employees come in and work with each other.
#57
I Wouldn't Carve It Into Wet Cement To Tell The Next Generations But Yeah, They're Pretty Good
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
There is NO POINT if you don't put a date. You could see this in 30 years and never know that cement wasn't just poured the week before. The DATE is the point.
Weed in the Garden 3 years ago
Wonder if future generations will ponder this like they do the graffiti in Pompeii...
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
No, future generations will wonder if the concrete was poured last week, CUZ THERE IS NO DATE.
Load More Replies... HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
I can say with all honesty that I have never eaten a chicken nugget.
#58
My 8yo Wrote This On Our Fridge. But What Does It Mean??
UPDATE: yeah she has butt worms and didn't know how to tell me. Pray for us.
Iain Glencross 3 years ago
From the cartoon Bluey. I watch it with the grandkids. Excellent series. Wholesome.
Kathleen R. 3 years ago
I can still read the old wifi password TPPW4G_B015 something 3335 8258
Upstaged75 3 years ago
It says BUY worms. The kid just has bad handwriting.
Load More Replies... Alicat Wombat 3 years ago
I call BS on this one. Kid wants worms for their lizard? Turtle? Whatever…
Charles 222 3 years ago
Some folks are severely offended at the reality that the kid wants worms for their reptile. Its soooo offensive lol
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 3 years ago
It says BUY worms. The kid just has bad handwriting. (This is hilarious though)
#59
And I’m Proud To Be An American Where At Least I Know I’m Free
#60
Added A Sticker To Cover The Businesses Phone Number But Excuse Me What Does This Mean
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
If I'm interpreting it in a positive, non-homicidal-murderer manner, I'm guessing (hoping) it means that your body gives you warning signs (the "whispers") before your injuries/illnesses get worse and your body parts start screaming in pain? Thus you should not ignore the whispers and go to this place while your body is still whispering?
Shelli LotusFlower 3 years ago
I thought it was those little squeaks before you let rip and pass gas. I like yours better.
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Is that what serial killers tell themselves before killing their next victim? O.o
Dave Hinckley 3 years ago
My doctor mentioned chiropractic to me once. I told him I'll do that right after i disembowel a red rooster and read its entrails. He raised an eyebrow and has never mentioned chiropractic again.
#61
... And Then Enjoy "Buying" Things With Your "Cash"
Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
I'm not saying it's full of fake money, but I'm not saying it isn't 😅
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
If the bank employee who fills their ATMs (or employee of Brinks or whatever company handles that job for them) is incapable of putting the twenties, fifties, and hundreds in their CORRECT slots, then tell me where that ATM is, and I’ll take out a bunch of “twenties”. You know, just to test it for them. Of course.
TahJia Williams 3 years ago
I guess it would be in any kind of ATM thing. Not all say verify your money, this was probably put here by some foreigners. But ATMs do act up and when they do you have to tell the people at the front counter. Probably a machine that was acting up and a note put there to warn people that it would
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#62
IDK_Something 3 years ago (edited)
LOL isn't it a quote from Legally Blonde? ETA: Yes! Legally Blonde 2 🤣
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The Fabulous Killjoy 3 years ago
Legally blonde: red white and blonde. Said by Jennifer Coolidges character
FreshGanesh 3 years ago
Jennifer Coolidge is an amazing actress & wonderful person, but will be remembered for this line if not anything else.
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
The person who came up with the writing on the cake: That's as clear as I can make it
Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
I know this is a quote from Legally Blonde, but it sounds like a proposition
#63
I Hope They Don't Livestream It.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
And featuring engineers as well, I see. Well, I hope extra points are given for the best-engineered erection. (I’ll let myself out…)
Michael Fuhry 3 years ago
Ha, reminds me of Kentucky Fried Movie! (If you're under 50, you have no idea what I'm talking about).
#64
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Is that your happy morning toothbrush impregnated with toothpaste in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Karen Tape 3 years ago
And don't even think about rinsing that brush! This is 'Merica and we got laws against that sorta stuff
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
Worked at a primary doctors office before, you have no idea how many people do not brush their teeth, like damn
#65
Been Waiting A Year For This To Come Back... Taken From A Public Sidewalk On A Public Road, Situated Between 2 Public Schools, And Less Than A Mile From A Fire Station
James G. Currie 3 years ago
So...the sign poster does not want his or her kids to attend a Public school, refuses to drive on Public roads, and will refuse to allow the local Fire Department to put-out the fire destroying his or her house... Got it.
Seedy Vine 3 years ago
Wait'll they find out about libraries... oh right, they never will.
Load More Replies... YinzerGhost 3 years ago
Dips**ts don't know what the word means. It's been weaponized. I hate this place.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
And probably put there by someone on Social Security and Medicare as well.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Oh. My. Ever-lovin' Gawd. On behalf of all intelligent life forms in the USA, I am so very sorry these exist. Any bets he loves to pay for soldiers and cops with taxes? *sigh*
v 3 years ago (edited)
People who adhere to beliefs such as represented on the sign are taught from a young age how to use apologetics in order to maintain, at least in their mind, the fragile structure supporting their beliefs (read, religious people). All that to say, I've had so many conversations with people of the belief above that simply won't accept or recognize that the socio-economic aspect of the United States is 100% a blend of capitalism and socialism and I've lost count of the different arguments that they've made up so that public services such as police, fire and even the roads they drive on are, in absolutely no way, provided via a socialist model.
#66
Prob'ly.... Definitely Successful...
RafCo (he/him) 3 years ago
Dunkin' Donuts, home of the boiled cardboard donut, and burnt coffee. Great if you have no taste buds, but still want to eat something horrible for you.
#67
Does This Make Anyone Else Super Uncomfortable?
Lianna Valdez 3 years ago
People are way to sensitive if they find a cartoon ad uncomfortable. Quit being so prudish.
Coral 3 years ago
Looks like a spoof on the old Coppertone sunscreen logo. Doesn't make it any less creepy.
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Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
Is that supposed to be Ollie? At least make yourself look a bit more in shape bruh
#68
At My Office
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I'd probably trust Mirror Wall to be a better manager/team leader than the current human one, tbh.
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RK Barbo 3 years ago
I would have figured you to be a Stalin. I'm such a Mussolini.
Load More Replies... PickleRick 3 years ago
I don't even work for this company but I genuinely dislike the person that came up with this.
#69
Clothing Label In Thailand
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Now, if it was “phat”, it would have an entirely different meaning.
Load More Replies... Gaya Knust 3 years ago
To lose weight in a healthy way (without starving herself) and not gain it back after a while?
PickleRick 3 years ago
I really want to say "A manicure.", but I recognize my insensitivity, so I won't.
#70
I Have No Words....
Gaya Knust 3 years ago (edited)
Hey, that's not fair. Every man should be able to go on a date if he wants to lol
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Probably a good idea, considering the pickings can get pretty lean out there.
#71
Meat Coats Dillons In Lawrence, Kansas
Christian Fuller 3 years ago
I get super "It rubs the lotion on its skin..." vibes from this sign.
#72
Upcycling At Its Finest!
CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago (edited)
I'm so tired, I thought, "how do you pronounce an R with an umlaut?"
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
They only teach that in advanced German class ;)
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Thank You For The Motivation Apd
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
They also have an unlimited amount of time to work out. I don’t.
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Seedy Vine 3 years ago
Maybe quit letting inmates pump iron all day to increase their odds against the rest of us?
#74
Spotted In Conyers, Ga
#75
Jesus Trusted Women ...
Dave Hinckley 3 years ago
Too bad someone trusted the company that said the sign would be level
#76
When You See It
#77
Mm No.. That’s Not It Either
Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
Shark coochie isn't as bad as you'd think. It's getting them to stop swimming that's tough.
LinkTheHylian 3 years ago
Shar Q. Terry, JAG officer, Marine Division. Oddly based in Northern Montana.
Has sold soul for corn chip 3 years ago
Im suddenly remembering their is a shark dating sim, the memory has been repressed all this time
#78
Pretty Sure That Statistic Is Wrong (Found In Utah, Unsurprisingly)
Mentally unstable person 3 years ago
Lol instead it should be: Kids! The number one reason parents DO drink
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Sounds like this ad is promoting authoritarian parenting by saying “make your disapproval clear”, which will only have the opposite effect. Authoritative parenting would be better, where you explain why you prefer they not start drinking, because you love them and don’t want them to experience all the possible negative outcomes of drinking while still too young to handle it. You can tell them you prefer they wait until they’re older, but that if they don’t they can still talk to you about it, without fear of punishment or judgment—-because, admit it, we ALL did stupid things when we were young and dumb.
Keller Worthen 3 years ago
I live in Utah. This is an entire ad campaign, and listening to the radio ads, I would be surprised if the sitcom style is unintentional
Load More Replies... Bi-Polar Express 3 years ago
I've seen and taken pictures of this sign. It is in one of the state run liquor stores. I thought it was hilarious. Especially considering that most of my cousins in Utah are raging alcoholics and have bee since about 14.
TahJia Williams 3 years ago
This is the absolute best one. Because both of my parents are the reason i fell into a spiraling bout of alcoholism. Irony is hilarious
Has sold soul for corn chip 3 years ago
I dont drink because it tastes nasty thank you very much! Except champagne, I only had a spoonful tho
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
How come two dark haired parents have two very blond kids? What ARE they doing instead of drinking?
#79
Weird Facts While Pumping Gas
Robin Roper 3 years ago
Helen Viola Jackson, at age 17, married 93-year-old widower James Bolin. He fought for the Union Army in Missouri during the Civil War which ended in 1865.
Holly Fraser 3 years ago
didn't he marry her not out of love or lust but so she could have his pension? Like she was a friend's daughter or granddaughter and due to circumstances would otherwise have left with nothing to her name which was not an advantageous position for a woman to be in? I think I remember reading that
Load More Replies... Timmy Pillinger 3 years ago
Teenager cared for elderly veteran during the depression. Veteran secretly married her for her to have the pension. Never consummated. She was too embarrassed to claim.
John Dwyer 3 years ago
Does this mean you get loud ads whilst refuelling in the US?
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Brandon Wise 3 years ago
Sweet but heartbreaking story. https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/08/last-civil-war-widow-dies-helen-viola-jackson
Kusotare 3 years ago
According to the Smithsonian (a source I trust), Helen Viola Jackson was the last known Civil War widow, and died in 2020, although she never claimed her husband's pension. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/last-surviving-widow-civil-war-veteran-dies-101-180976702/
#80
I Want To Argue But I'm An Ally...
basil 3 years ago
No no please argue. If any queer person buys that they get their gay license removed
tamèreestchaude 3 years ago
Bro I keep losing my gay license, then I have to earn it back, ughhhh
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RandomFrog(He/They️️) 3 years ago
I’m actually a demon sent to steal your birth genders but close enough.
Has sold soul for corn chip 3 years ago
lol one of my old names said something similar
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Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Heck, animals sometimes are more human than us (and we frequently behave like the worst animals on the planet)
#81
One Night In Abject Fear, Not Feeling Welcome At All. Especially Worried That We Might Have Power Ded Substances Without Knowing It
CatGirl 3 years ago
It's Queensland - if you've ever been there, trust me, you need some champion-powder to get through it
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Enigma wrapped in a paradox 3 years ago
That's a hearty fee for showering with the bathroom door open
Niki Smallwood 3 years ago
This must be old. The current QFES callout fee is $1,373.95. From website: It is important to note that the amount charged does not cover the actual costs incurred by the QFES for attendance at any unwanted alarm activation. The charge recovers less than the estimated full cost of attending an unwanted alarm activation.
Niki Smallwood 3 years ago
Setting off a fire alarm in a hotel - accidentally or not - often triggers an irreversible emergency services callout. For which the hotel is billed. Wherever possible, the hotel will pass the charge onto the guest who set it off.
Load More Replies... Boris Long-Johnson 3 years ago
When I was in Uni halls every room had a detector like this. Trick is to put a condom over it and keep it over for at least an hour after you’ve “done whatever you’re going to do. You also needed to put a towel at the bottom of the door to stop the corridor sensors going off.
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Michael Vickery 3 years ago
I think the hotel needs to upgrade their smoke detectors if showering with the bathroom door open sets it off.
#82
At Our Local Mexican Restaurant That We Go To Weekly
stardust 3 years ago
I was gonna make a thats what she said joke but i just couldn't make it to work :/
#83
Very Confused
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago
There’s a ceiling fan and a magician who uses a wheelchair sawing a person in half over there. 👉
Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
I see. Over there is a handicap accessible diving board with a hole in it. That makes sense
Kelley Baltierra 3 years ago
It's obviously " wheelchair accessible fidget spinners provided by the person at the table " that way
I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago (edited)
I don't have any funny response but it looks like wheelchair accessible tables. Idk about the top symbol.
#84
Apparently The Sign Before This (Bottom Left) Was Unsuccessful In Order For This Gem To Be Made
Jessica N 3 years ago
I worked at a mcd's for a year and our shake machine always worked. I mean people ordered before we had it ready for the day, like before 7/8 am n would be angry but they are complicated automated machines and the managers have to assemble after the daily cleaning. Makes me wonder why other stores don't keep theirs running
ƒιѕн 3 years ago
McDonalds is a far cry from what it was when I was a kid. No more kid friendly atmosphere, its all business look and feel now. I hadn't been in one for years until the other day when I was close to one and wanted some quick food so I could get back to work. My god, the menu prices were stupid, $9.00 for a big mac, $10 for a bacon quarter pounder...ugh. I got a 6 piece nugget and left, still paid 7 bucks for it.
#85
Found At Target This Morning
pink_panda 3 years ago
Awww, sweetie. Looks like someone out there could use someone to talk to.
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Maybe it was a kid and they wanted the lamp, but the parents wouldn't buy it?
#86
"Take This Lettuce, It Is My Body"
Autistic apricot 3 years ago
You got downvoted for saying the same things as other people, so I helped and you are on 0 now, hopefully other pandas will help
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Christian Fuller 3 years ago
"Hey, how much lettuce do you want?" "Enough to make me go, 'Jesus!'"
#87
In The Fridge At Work...
Ranger Kanootsen 3 years ago
Sorry, that must have been mine! I also sometimes bring cabbages and cauliflowers
Dave Hinckley 3 years ago
Why put a whole watermelon in the fridge? After cutting, yes. Before cutting, no.
#88
Spotted Today In Ouarzazate, Morroco
TahJia Williams 3 years ago
That's the type of low brow under market value price im talking about
#89
Come For The Beer, Stay For The Nice Ass Carpet
Autistic apricot 3 years ago
Idk but I was doing the same thing, I think it’s just what letter tiles things they had
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Gul Dukat 3 years ago
So if you had only one question, what do you have to ask to know who's lying?
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#91
Cell Phones Make Eye Contact
#92
Seen At Taco Bell Yesterday. All For Being Kind, Just Wondering Where These Free Handouts Are
Christian Fuller 3 years ago
Conveniently forgetting all the businesses that also got pandemic relief (and didn't use it to hire staff, implement WFH policies, install disease control features, etc., etc.)
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
My husband’s company got a bug handout from the feds for pandemic relief. Nit one penny went to employees working through lockdown, or even toward improvements like new equipment or vehicles. Nope. The owner retired and out his son in charge. The son got a brand new truck and bought a condo at the beach and a boat. Total misuse of funds. I wish this s**t was monitored, and those who didn’t reinvest the money in their companies made to pay it all back from their own money, while having to keep their companies running, so their employees aren’t affected because the owner chose to cheat the government instead of do the right thing by their employees and business.
Load More Replies... TahJia Williams 3 years ago
A lot of these places said that their employees choose to work , when in actuality they were made to work because either the boss said come in or be fired, or the fact that it's a pandemic and people have bills to pay. So they're not coming in in the brightest moods either. I live by the Golden rule. If you're an a*****e so am I
Jessica N 3 years ago
It's sad that we have to put up signs to not abuse the employees. I lost my office job at beginning of pandemic and went to fast food to keep a roof over my head. Had forgotten how awful customers are. We cooked most food to order during slow times and would be screamed at for daring to give fresh food at a 3 minute wait. From people who i just heard say in their car "yeah, I'm on day 3 of quarantine." I actually got yelled at for trying to give change back to people who didn't want to touch money but were ok getting food handed by me.
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James G. Currie 3 years ago
Correct... Guns are not the issue. It is brain dead idiots with guns is the issue.
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Lydia Languish 3 years ago
The smaller Michaels sign was actually made using material from their quilting department.
WoodenLion 3 years ago (edited)
when the dude filed bankruptcy he claimed $60,000 in yard {garden} maintenance cost yearly -- multiple properties i imagine - but - 60k ?
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Remi (He/Him) 3 years ago
Driving around after being bathed in blood must be tough on the upholstery
James G. Currie 3 years ago
Nope... I tried, but the Federales interrupted the sacrifice, er...service, yeah, that's it. Jesus was escorted from the altar without a scratch.
YinzerGhost 3 years ago
I see I'm not the only one whose first instinct was to ram into that car.
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Sorry, but I don’t want my doctor practicing biblical-era medicine.
Stephanie Wittenberg 3 years ago
Well, the Bible certainly costs less than a college education, but if I carry it with me to an interview, which gets me hired?
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2 Vanity Plates > Fixing The Fucked Up Corner Of Your Car
Ange Marsden 3 years ago
Is that legal? Covering your legal plates like that in NZ would get you a fine
kaycee14 3 years ago
It is a legal plate. A vanity plate is one you special order and pay extra for. It can say almost anything you want, as long as it isn't rude or obscene
Load More Replies... Slippery Johnson 3 years ago
Just know that when you post your beliefs on your vehicle it lets everyone know how stupid you are.
Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago
Maybe they could use some of the money they've wasted on all those things to, IDK, feed and clothe the poor...
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BoredBirb 3 years ago
Some of these... :/ Like the convention one about consent. Some things shouldn't be here, because they are true. I don't think the OP got the point.
JK Rowling 3 years ago
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juice 3 years ago
that's just a glitch because it's a new post. the upvotes are changing fast, so when it refreshes the order changes
Load More Replies... BoredBirb 3 years ago
Some of these... :/ Like the convention one about consent. Some things shouldn't be here, because they are true. I don't think the OP got the point.
JK Rowling 3 years ago
Many times the content doesn't always adhere to the main prompt, simply because it's difficult to get a lot of content for very specific themes like these. It's pretty common in online groups to post things that are related but not quite under the umbrella; since Boredpanda usually just compiles it all, those types of posts can end up here.
Load More Replies... juice 3 years ago
that's just a glitch because it's a new post. the upvotes are changing fast, so when it refreshes the order changes
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