30 Hilarious Posts Of People Trying To Grow Their Own Food And Failing (New Pics)
Interview With ExpertIn theory, growing your own fruits and vegetables is a smart way to live. You’re fully aware of where your food is coming from, and you can rest easy knowing that what you eat doesn’t contain pesticides and chemicals.
However, the process itself involves many moving parts. If you’re not a seasoned grower, you’re more likely to commit missteps that can lead to unflattering results (to say the least). As you’ll see in this list, it is much more common than you think.
This series of photos comes from a seemingly endless pile from the r/MightyHarvest subreddit. And they only get funnier as you scroll through.
Bored Panda also spoke to horticultural consultant and urban farming expert Martyna Krol, who shared some helpful insights.
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My First Potato (Banana For Scale)
According to Krol, growing in minerally imbalanced soil is one of the reasons for poor fruit growth, noting that certain fruits and vegetables "have a big appetite for nutrients."
"Often growing plants such as tomatoes, courgettes or cucumbers in soil that has not got enough nutrients in it will result in misshapen fruits or weaker plants, eventually leading to the disease."
Brushes Off Shoulder
Adequate nourishment is essential, especially when growing in pots or raised beds. Krol suggested some easy and affordable ways to do it.
"The easiest one is either invest in a compost bin or buddy up with a garden or a growing project that does composting. The ready to use compost is diverse in many soil animals, which in turn make the nutrients available to the plant."
King Of The Pineapples
Behold My Prize Winning Pumpkin
We Shall Feast As Kings!
Glory To My Bounty
Tomato And Cat For Size
This Barbie's Making Salsa Tonight!
If your fruits and vegetables aren’t growing as they should, you’re also likely committing costly errors in your gardening efforts. Nikhil Arora, co-founder of organic gardening company Back to the Roots, spoke with The Spruce, pointing out that overplanting could be the reason why your vegetable garden isn’t as luscious.
He then shared crucial advice: stick with one plant, especially if you’re just starting your vegetable gardening venture.
“Try growing something—one thing!—and see how easy and fun it can be. Maybe try growing cherry tomatoes with a kit on your windowsill,” he said, stressing the importance of planting in small spaces.
My Biggest Pepper Of The Year
3.5 Years Of Tending To My White Currant Plant, And Finally... 4 White Currant!!!
This Is The Cucumber Harvest We've Been Waiting For. Sage Leaf For Scale
patience, wait for them to grow. or are this just for likes on internet?
Mightiest Corn Harvest Of The Season
Behold My Beefsteak Tomato
Please Enjoy My Bountiful Harvest- Triangle Carrot
Megan Foster of seed supplier American Meadows also spoke with The Spruce. She pointed out the importance of having pollinator plants, especially when planting fruits and vegetables.
Foster put it simply: “No pollinators means no vegetables, fruits, grains or oils (canola, sunflower, palm).” She then made a few suggestions to start with, especially for newbie growers.
"Milkweed, coneflowers, and sunflowers are easy to grow and make a great addition to a vegetable garden. This makes it easier for bees, butterflies, and birds to spot them from the sky.”
A Bountiful Chili Harvest
On The Menu Tonight: Carrot Cake For One (Mouse)
The Great Potato Hartvest Of 2023
3 Massive Bunches Of Grapes
My Zucchini! Tonight, We Dine Like Kings 👑
Vampires Aren’t Getting Within 100km Of This House!
Yes they are , they're scallions not garlic but ur undead now so I guess uv figured that out 🦇
I Waited All Summer For This Eggplant
There’s a joke about how size doesn't matter here, but I can't quite think of it
Most of these mishaps happen to beginner growers who don't know what they're doing. Krol advises at least familiarizing yourself with plant groups and then choosing the easy ones to grow.
"Some of the groups are the broccoli, carrot, and pumpkin families, and they all have distinctive qualities. The bean family does not like frosts, so if you're in northern climates, you may not plant these until mid-summer, but the broccoli family, for example, will thrive in cooler areas."
This Apple I Thought Was A Cherry
really? with that long "thingy" sticking out on top. (In lack of the English word!)
Last Year The Critters Got Our Carrots. This Year, We Feast Like Kings
Anyone Know Where I Can Buy Bottles In Bulk To Bottle Up All The Hot Sauce I'm About To Make
After Months Of Waiting, My First Fig
Our Bountiful Harvest Last Year
It won't always be a bountiful harvest, but you can increase your chances of having excellent yields when the time comes. Here are some tips from Krol:
"Organise a good composting system and compost as much of your own waste. You'd be surprised how good the veg is, and you also save money on shop-bought stuff.
"Grow only a few varieties every year, and master those before you spread yourself thin with dozens of species that all have different needs.
"Grow the plants you will enjoy; don't bother with fancy and rare stuff for now; master those beans."
With This Many Peppers, I Was Afraid They Wouldn't All Fit In The Frame
How Many Pies Do You Think This Would Make?
You don’t have to be a gardening expert to know that sunlight affects plant growth. But it all comes down to the important question of how much. Certain plants need a specific amount to thrive, which landscape designer Carson Arthur discussed with CBC.
"A good general rule of thumb is to go with leafier plants — things like kale, spinach, lettuce — in shadier spots because they [don't need as much] sunlight to grow and produce."
My Tomato Plant Is Working Extra Hard This Year
I Need Some Folks To Come Help Me Eat All Of This Silver Watermelon Before It Goes Bad
It's not a cucamelon. Cucamelons have light-colored seeds. This is a watermelon cultivar, "Silver Yamato".
Load More Replies...It's not the colour that counts; it's the taste. I remember years ago buying WHITE watermelon that tasted as red as it can, you understand what I mean? Perfect watermelon sweetness.
Really? Where did you get that thing? And is it called “white watermelon”? I wanna try one now!
Load More Replies...Mighty Tomatoes (Bananas For Scale)
Sharing This Juicy, Flavorful Melon
Corn On The Cob Anyone?
That's corn on the nub. If you grow enough corn, or just don't take the greatest care of your wild corn that's growing where it shouldn't be (eh hem, like us, sometimes) you'll end up with all kinds of weird things.
Today’s Mighty Raspberry Harvest!
Focusing on the topic, FoodShare Toronto Community Gardens Coordinator Natalie Bousted also shared some essential tips with CBC. She advises allotting between five to six hours for “hot crops” like eggplants, peppers, squashes, corn, and tomatoes.
"If you have a space that actually just doesn't have six hours of direct sun, no matter how good a plant parent you are, you're not going to get those crops to yield very much, and you'll end up being disappointed," Bousted said, suggesting a shift to cold crops like kale, carrots, and spinach if you live in an area that doesn’t allow at least five hours of sun.
My Bountiful Lemon Harvest
I'll Have Salsa For The Next Two Years
A Magnificent Feast Of Carrots
In A Cold And Bleak Tasmanian Winter My Brave Warrior Has Given Its All And Produced This Magnificent Beast. So Proud
This Mighty Lemon Drop Chili Lives Up To Its Name!
Beet Farming Is My Passion
Just Harvested All My Corn. Should I Invite The Neighbors For A Feast?
Finished Harvesting Our Minnesota Potatoes
We spoke to a few experts who suggested French introductory crops for newbie gardeners in the previous piece we published. According to Alison Levey of The Blackberry Garden blog, French beans, potatoes, and courgettes are excellent starters.
Carson Arthur recommends leafy vegetables like kale, spinach, and lettuce. Meanwhile, Bousted suggests starting with bulbous crops since you can harvest them regardless of season.
"A lot of people don't know that a spring onion is actually just a smaller version of a full onion that hasn't grown to its full size yet. You could pull some out in spring and leave some to grow to their full size," Bousted said.
Help! I Need Ideas On How To Use All These Radishes!
could have been a a great radish if given time, or just was to crowded and this had to be thinned out.
Tonight We Dine Like The Gods
Family Is Set For Winter
Harvest Day
I’m So Ready To Carve This Pumpkin!
As an enthusiastic beginner gardener, it’s natural to want to start with the plants that pique your interest the most. Some would choose to grow their favorite vegetables. However, Arthur offered an important caveat to take note of.
"As you start getting into vegetables that produce — whether they produce a fruit, an edible flower, or anything where the plant itself is not what you eat — that's when it starts getting more complicated because it needs more energy, more food, more water to actually produce that fruit."
Pickled This Year's Pepper Harvest
This Year’s Carrots! Won’t Be Hungry For At Least A Few Minutes After This Feast
I’ve Been Told Y’all Would Appreciate My Tomato Here!
Instead of going with your favorites, Arthur suggests focusing on plants that best suit your skill level and the amount of time you can commit to tending them. This will provide you with a more realistic view of the outcome.
"Most homeowners will not have an amazing successful garden the first time [they] do it. This is one of those things that you're going to have to try year after year and stick with it, understanding that not everything is going to be successful right from the beginning."
Gonna Make A Pot Of Sauce Tonight
I Harvested The Sweet Potato I Planted!
This part of the text is when we ask you, our beloved readers, for your input. We’d love to hear about your gardening ventures and how they turned out. Were they a resounding success? Or did they fail to live up to your expectations? Comment below!
This makes me appreciate the few veggies I managed to grow. Not massive, but they were at least big enough to eat.
Can you imagine being a farmer in ye olden days and having to make a tribute to the gods with these? You’d either get smited or shrunk to the size of a pixie yourself! (I do love miniature harvests, though, very adorable)
I love baby fruits and veggies, lol. That said, patience grasshoppers, patience! A lot of those just need more time.
More time, more compost, and perhaps a nice comfrey-feed and you're golden;)
Load More Replies...Been super lucky with strawberries these last 2 years. Trying potato this year. 100% sure I am going to add those to this list.
The best potatoes I " grew" were the ones I bought at the farmers market - LOL Gave up even trying
Load More Replies...4 things added bananas for scale, and none were at the top. That's kind of odd for this site.
These aren't fails, they're adorable! Not so much if you're hungry though.
The tiny tomatoes are very trendy right now. I plan to put some in this year.
This makes me appreciate the few veggies I managed to grow. Not massive, but they were at least big enough to eat.
Can you imagine being a farmer in ye olden days and having to make a tribute to the gods with these? You’d either get smited or shrunk to the size of a pixie yourself! (I do love miniature harvests, though, very adorable)
I love baby fruits and veggies, lol. That said, patience grasshoppers, patience! A lot of those just need more time.
More time, more compost, and perhaps a nice comfrey-feed and you're golden;)
Load More Replies...Been super lucky with strawberries these last 2 years. Trying potato this year. 100% sure I am going to add those to this list.
The best potatoes I " grew" were the ones I bought at the farmers market - LOL Gave up even trying
Load More Replies...4 things added bananas for scale, and none were at the top. That's kind of odd for this site.
These aren't fails, they're adorable! Not so much if you're hungry though.
The tiny tomatoes are very trendy right now. I plan to put some in this year.
