Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

Me too. This boy's a true hero.

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Hamouda Hafsi
Community Member
4 years ago

In Arabic Bin means son, he's Batman son of Suparman

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
1 year ago

now that's wut I call a win-win

Sky Chen
Community Member
1 year ago

batman is back

Fire Bird
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm Batman

Madison Campbell
Community Member
1 day ago

*in deep voice* IM BATMAN

Savannah High
Community Member
7 months ago

this is 100% a win like bruh

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

he must be famus and 2 superheroes

Sebastian Leffler
Community Member
3 years ago

WTF? They write the race an the id in Singapore?

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Problem?

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Rana Qahtani
Community Member
2 months ago

In arabic it’s written بتمن بن سوفرمن isn’t it supposed to be written in english like this -> Batman son of sufferman

Edwin Cervantes
Community Member
3 months ago

Let me guess, the boy's name is Martha?

Zarrah Chester
Community Member
3 months ago

i am the Joker

Imogen Richter
Community Member
4 months ago

Lol! I bet he inspired the DC universe

Ivy Venters
Community Member
6 months ago

He has the power of batman and superman combined has all of the power ya better watch out

Ivy Venters
Community Member
6 months ago

HE has the power of batman and superman together he has all the power

Peyton Griffin
Community Member
6 months ago

More like batman beat superman

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
6 months ago

BATMAN BIN SUPARMAN?

Aaifa Qamar
Community Member
7 months ago

The card is fake, because if you look at the date he was born, it says 13-05-1990, and there is no 13th month!

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

13-05 as in13th May!!?? Is that really hard to look at?

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Katherine Nicholson
Community Member
7 months ago

His girlfriend is Wonder woman i think

Flying Cockroach
Community Member
7 months ago

he is from indonesian who live in singapore, actually most javanese people used 'bin (son in arabic)' for someone has died and write it on the tombstone example : carl jhonson bin johny sins (cj father)

Dylan Quintanilla
Community Member
7 months ago

he is 30

Arvid Mases
Community Member
7 months ago

wow super hero commic book nerd

Savannah High
Community Member
8 months ago

yepyep

SSSniperWolfOnyx _____
Community Member
8 months ago

Where's his ID that says Bruce Wayne?!

Cairo Christian
Community Member
8 months ago

his parents must really like justice league

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

His father is Suparman

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Glowie Biscut
Community Member
9 months ago

Hes 31 now

jhoyner morillo
Community Member
9 months ago

I BET this guy can fly

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

His father can.

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Abdus Sameh
Community Member
10 months ago

This is the guy who directed Batman V Superman lol

Isaac Mendez
Community Member
10 months ago

Yo this is murder for me!!!!!!!

Kyra ALIMIN [4A]
Community Member
11 months ago

Did batman put superman in the bin? i don't think so he won;t fit anyway

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Bin = son of

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Jayce Martinez Lind
Community Member
1 year ago

Someone got arrested and his name was phuc kieu. (Pronounced f**k you

Kyle B.
Community Member
1 year ago

The fact that his first name was Batman in the 1st place.

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

First name? Thats his only name. Suparman was his father

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Hafiz
Community Member
1 year ago

Wtf

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

The fact that Superman isn't even spelled right makes it funnier.

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Suparman was a common name in Indonesia

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Knowledge Seeker
Community Member
1 year ago

Batman the son of superman. That’s what the name reads for those who were unaware.

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

so is batman a kriptonain?

Joshua Lindgren
Community Member
1 year ago

Guess he was born in Undecember?

Windix Family
Community Member
1 year ago

This dude got arrested a few years ago for shoplifting; turns out he’s a villain

Windix Family
Community Member
1 year ago

He binned superman

Rita Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

teasy tease from classmates

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

me to hans

Gabriel Cianciolo
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol I think his parents don’t know the rivalry or want to watch the world burn

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

The fact his father is "Suparman" and named him Batman means he is very well aware.

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Leila Corinne Duran
Community Member
1 year ago

Stalker will say, "Oh, thxs 4 giving me the important info about bataman suparman!"and Batman Bin Suparman will be saying, " Ok who the F**k posted this?! Oh, wait that was me.

Zygmund Hill
Community Member
1 year ago

I would love to be named that

Zarrah Chester
Community Member
3 months ago

Man...if i was renamed i would want it to be THE JOKER!!!

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Carter Wiggins
Community Member
1 year ago

theres 13 months now!?!

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Its 13th May, nuggethead.

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Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

why did they even try?

ADITMAN
Community Member
1 year ago

He should direct Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

ADITMAN
Community Member
1 year ago

He should direct the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice movie

Shelby McClain
Community Member
1 year ago

What month is 13?!? Lol

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

13th May, dumbhead

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Matthew Matenko
Community Member
1 year ago

Whoever named this kid, is a DC fan I like Marvel

Jane Dextraze
Community Member
1 year ago

batman won

Krishna Trivedi
Community Member
1 year ago

Superman Bollywood knockoff be like

andy w
Community Member
1 year ago

i feel like they were immigrants and his parent did not know any English and just finished watching superman vs batman movie and thought...... you last name is similar to superman so why not name you batman.

Diego Martinez Gomez
Community Member
1 year ago

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Diego Martinez Gomez
Community Member
1 year ago

what?

Jaymein Gazaille
Community Member
1 year ago

Batman has been superman???

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Bin =Son of.

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Leen Amin
Community Member
1 year ago

thats arabic in english it means "Batman the son of Superman"

I am Iron Man
Community Member
1 year ago

Like the middle name "Bin".

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Its not a name. Bin = Son of.

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Meja Giannoglou
Community Member
1 year ago

soo. He is batman but he has been superman?

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Bin =son of

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Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Suprememan

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

They spelled "Superman" wrong.

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Suparman is a common name in Indonesia

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MOBIUS
Community Member
2 years ago

nanananananananananana Batman! (superman theme) Superman!

mari 👌🏻😂
Community Member
2 years ago

Welp, his dad likes DC

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

so batman is superman at the same time

sembarangjaknama
Community Member
2 weeks ago

No? He is Batman. Suparman was his father

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Rebecca Sanchez-Perez
Community Member
2 years ago

we can see the information people

Lucienne Osorio Ayala
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

Renz Neric
Community Member
4 years ago

Genius!!!

Intensive Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

na na na na na BATMAN SUPARMAN

Nicoleta Dimofte
Community Member
4 years ago

Batman bits superman

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh well, either or!!

Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

This is a fake ID. How can his father's name be Suparman? Unless he changed it legally himself...

Ferry Herdiansyah
Community Member
4 years ago

Suparman is a common nane in Indonesia

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KEEGAN PIERCE
Community Member
11 months ago

THIS N****S NAME

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy
Community Member
4 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

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#52

Dick Seeman

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