Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
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4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
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4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Quack!

Mortimier Plays
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha! I get it! XD!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

But who will take care of Huey, Dewey and Louie?

Tabitha Trevino
Community Member
4 years ago

Quite possibly tv X)

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clxpp
Community Member
8 months ago

*donald duck noises*

Katherine Nicholson
Community Member
8 months ago

Where is Daisy???

Glowie Biscut
Community Member
10 months ago

Donald duck went to jail for becomeping a lady

jhoyner morillo
Community Member
10 months ago

baby: i want my donnald duck show the last episiode

Samuel Fuller
Community Member
2 years ago

I understand why she was arrested

Adam Shikowitz
Community Member
2 years ago

no not donald

Ian Toll
Community Member
4 years ago

Was he arrested for not wearing pants?

Sutefani Makise
Community Member
3 years ago

No, he was arrested for being a quack. 😂

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poppi grey
Community Member
1 week ago

*insert Donald voice*takes place in thanks giving*donald: Ok who wants duck for dinner!

Potato
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Put your quacking hands up!

Fatty Toogans
Community Member
3 weeks ago

I don’t give a quack to this (;

Trevon Charles
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Hey where mickey

Priyesh Rajbhandari
Community Member
1 month ago

HMM HES THE SECRET DUCK

Original
Community Member
1 month ago

XD

ur mom
Community Member
2 months ago

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Seanwin Kyle Juliano
Community Member
2 months ago

Duck

WESTON MANN
Community Member
5 months ago

hah

Stella Kollstedt
Community Member
7 months ago

she was arrested cuz she quacked at them police bro

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
7 months ago

duck arrested in town!

Peyton Griffin
Community Member
7 months ago

Quack

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

He was a corrupt doctor practicing quack medicine!

Joker
Community Member
7 months ago

She escaped disney

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
8 months ago

WHAT WAIT FROM MICKEY MOUSE NO NO NO BOI HES A LEGEND MAN!

Lliam VanVranken
Community Member
8 months ago

one word and one word only QUACK!

Joseph Triplett
Community Member
8 months ago

not so happy any more

Joseph Triplett
Community Member
8 months ago

not so happy any more

Natalie Glon
Community Member
8 months ago

DANG DONALD HAS GROWN

Arvid Mases
Community Member
9 months ago

Donald duck has done many crimes in his times. I get why...

Savannah High
Community Member
9 months ago

Chris just reminding me that my little sister is always watching Mickey Mouse

Matteo Vapore
Community Member
9 months ago

You have been banned from the mickey mouse club for inappropriate behavior

Gëna Froggatt
Community Member
10 months ago

Looks like Jimmy Savile.

Rui Gu
Community Member
1 year ago

I thought it was a boy

Kyra ALIMIN [4A]
Community Member
1 year ago

duck behind bars

Kyra ALIMIN [4A]
Community Member
1 year ago

We caught the duck, it's in jail

waffles Gaming
Community Member
1 year ago

why did you arrest donald duck i used to watch him all the time

Tywan Spears
Community Member
1 year ago

damn it donald i told you not to go into the club house at night

Jayce Martinez Lind
Community Member
1 year ago

Disney now has people thrown in jail?

Evan Scheu
Community Member
1 year ago

What did he di

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

What?! Did he not learn from Mickey Mouse?!

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

He kind of looks like him.

Ashley Hupp
Community Member
1 year ago

Do they sound like Donald Duck??

Windix Family
Community Member
1 year ago

He does look like Donald Duck in a way

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

hans that's rude again!

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

he kind of looks like one

Carter Wiggins
Community Member
1 year ago

hey! big sister from phineas and ferb get donald duck and your mom on your brothers

Declan Holt
Community Member
1 year ago

he looks like count olaf from a series of unfortunate events

BananaBox
Community Member
1 year ago

quack quack??????

Matthew Matenko
Community Member
1 year ago

This is Donald Duck in human form

Malachi Malidore
Community Member
1 year ago

lol mickey mouse freind

Kaiden Whalen
Community Member
1 year ago

Click on link to see human LE MONKE

Kaiden Whalen
Community Member
1 year ago

Thats a bruh moment

Kaiden Whalen
Community Member
1 year ago

THAT IS SUCH A BRUH MOMENT

James Lozano
Community Member
1 year ago

Donald Duck is a criminal

Elijah Yurkovsky
Community Member
1 year ago

Donald Duck has not aged gracefully

Lotus Evora Buttom
Community Member
1 year ago

Donald Duck is a girl? Exposed

Samuel Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah Humbug!

Pandapug2.0
Community Member
1 year ago

he was quack addict

Lexus Fulton
Community Member
2 years ago

They just ruined my childhood

Chloe Zarate
Community Member
2 years ago

donald changed

I am Iron Man
Community Member
2 years ago

WTF?? Who names a woman Donald?

Emilee Faith
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahahhahahaa LMAOOOOOOOO

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

If it was Donald Duck Trump, then it would be interesting?

ELIJAH EATON
Community Member
2 years ago

why?

i luv u to the moon and back
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that a boy or a girl? I honestly can't tell

John Whistler
Community Member
2 years ago

he is my dad

donut RvB
Community Member
2 years ago

Donald how did you get aressted

Steve Paquin
Community Member
2 years ago

Clearly he didn’t age Gracefully...

Tom Ayto Jr.
Community Member
2 years ago

white house security doesnt say get down anymore they say that guy

Tyler
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet she was a quack head too.

Comrade Chase
Community Member
2 years ago

donald duck in a nutshell be like

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

It would be funny if it was Donald Duck Trump.

Ben McDonough
Community Member
2 years ago

This is why we should hate Disney

Amarlie Heyne
Community Member
2 years ago

Does he have any pet ducks though, need to keep the family running?

Amarlie Heyne
Community Member
2 years ago

🦆

Colin Degree
Community Member
2 years ago

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Ben McDonough
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂

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Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

am duck plz throw bread quack

ELIJAH EATON
Community Member
2 years ago

cocadoodledoo or is that a rooster

Jed Enerio
Community Member
2 years ago

and maybe the Stark County Sheriff is "Tony"

Nathan Hwang
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, looks like Donald Duck did grow out gracefully...

Anoushka Chopra
Community Member
4 years ago

He looks so intimidating..

Katrina Calimlim
Community Member
4 years ago

I can't stop laughing 😂

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
4 years ago

Wow, what a name! HAHA!

Starry C.
Community Member
4 years ago

Wait is this a woman though? I had never considered Donald for a female name.

Eve Mas
Community Member
4 years ago

He went through sex change

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Angela Merola
Community Member
4 years ago

Ace

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG! I can't stop laughing!!

Leila Corinne Duran
Community Member
1 year ago

Should be Donald Trump oops did I say Trump I meant Dump.

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy
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4 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

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#52

Dick Seeman

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