Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

Chiranjeev Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

Ma'am, you think too much :|

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes, because it's fun to chew shit.

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

I'll take your word for it.

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Pandykinz
Community Member
4 years ago

That is her real name, guys! I shit chew not!

BoredDad
Community Member
4 years ago

I'd have Saddd Mann as a name any day... better than Shit Fun Chew.

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor woman!

Russia ball
Community Member
3 months ago

S**t is fun to chew???

Ealyn Beckles
Community Member
1 year ago

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Sky Chen
Community Member
1 year ago

Mrs. butt from before and now a Dr.shit? wow

Fillippa Nöel
Community Member
4 years ago

It sounds like a really shitty flavour of gum. Unfortunate name choice

Hatsune Chiku
Community Member
4 years ago

"fun chew"

Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes, that's the BAD part of her name...?

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poppi grey
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1 week ago

poppi grey
Community Member
1 week ago

oh ma dog i worked with her yesterday day

Jacob Willliams
Community Member
1 month ago (edited)

Seriously.?! they are stupid.

Priyesh Rajbhandari
Community Member
1 month ago

HMM IS IT YUMMY?

ur mom
Community Member
2 months ago

yummy s**t

corrupted_senpai
Community Member
4 months ago

Fun Chew what?

Zarrah Chester
Community Member
5 months ago

OH MY GOD omg

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
7 months ago

no s**t is not fun to chew its gross

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

Undersung scientist, wonder why...

Joker
Community Member
8 months ago

She has fun chewing on poo.

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
8 months ago

DR. S**T?? IM DYING OVER HERE LOL🤣🤣🤣

Lliam VanVranken
Community Member
8 months ago

fun chew yessir

CHRISTIAN Cool
Community Member
8 months ago

ohhhhhh.....

Savannah High
Community Member
9 months ago

oh hell no!

jhoyner morillo
Community Member
10 months ago

omg sheez

Victoria Sebrell
Community Member
11 months ago

im from sssniperwolf

Gregory Duckett
Community Member
11 months ago

do you poop for fun and chew

Gregory Duckett
Community Member
11 months ago (edited)

do you poop for fun and chew

Gregory Duckett
Community Member
11 months ago

do you poop for fun and chew

Hanz Gan
Community Member
12 months ago

Bruh, Chinese's first name is their last name, that's what her ancestor left for her, it's not funny

KEEGAN PIERCE
Community Member
1 year ago

What the f**k

Rui Gu
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm Chinese so if I translate it's not funny anymore

Kyra ALIMIN [4A]
Community Member
1 year ago

does she enjoy chewing poo?

student Valencia Collier
Community Member
1 year ago

what if her friend stubbed their toe and yelled "s**t!" and she said "what?"

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

So this Asian lady's name is Shit, isn't it?

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

When she arrives at work: Guy: Hello, Shit.

shadow dragon
Community Member
1 year ago

Some of these parents are drunk when they are naming their kids

Windix Family
Community Member
1 year ago

The bit sh*t f chew it’s a bit like the. F is the f word

Rita Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

poor person

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

omg that's bad!

Colton Hansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Its probably just her job…

Colton Hansen
Community Member
1 year ago

She seems happy about her name

I love cats
Community Member
1 year ago

Wonder why she’s undersung

BananaBox
Community Member
1 year ago

she chews...shit and its fun to chew

AltruisticOnallems Gacha
Community Member
1 year ago

I like how it’s “shit F CHEW” like saying “fuck you” in an accent or something 😂😂😂

Elijah Yurkovsky
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, shit is very fun to chew

RomTheLegend
Community Member
1 year ago

ha ha ha

Erin Lemin
Community Member
2 years ago

Umm I sujesy u DONT chew!! It would NOT be fun.

I am Iron Man
Community Member
2 years ago

She must chew s*** a lot.

Jon Pat
Community Member
2 years ago

did you know that this lady named her kid Shithead? (pronounced shaw-THAYD)

Sadie Shapiro
Community Member
2 years ago

Imagine her mom calling her for dinner

Amarlie Heyne
Community Member
2 years ago

She must enjoy eating shit then. 😂🥳

Mariana Galindo
Community Member
2 years ago

I feel bad for that woman

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

this is definetly a kid-friendly website here. i swear im a 30 year old man

ELIJAH EATON
Community Member
2 years ago

dr shit should not be my doctor

ELIJAH EATON
Community Member
2 years ago

thAts tough

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
3 years ago

more like dr shitchew

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

Now that’s a mouth full!

Abdallah Alkhouli
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok, kids, I'll tell you this: shit is NOT fun to chew.

Abdallah Alkhouli
Community Member
3 years ago

Ok, kids, shit is NOT fun to chew.

Norman van Druten
Community Member
4 years ago

Ho Li Sheet!

Sidney Wadina-Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Haw haw ha!

Innox Innox
Community Member
4 years ago

It takes a real scientist to appreciate the Chew Shit Fun.

Putro Harnowo
Community Member
4 years ago

I thougt the F was stand for Fu**

Eve Mas
Community Member
4 years ago

It sure is doctor!

Tabitha Trevino
Community Member
4 years ago

You know there's spit ups. Trying to pronounce her name

Mortimier Plays
Community Member
2 years ago

Doesn't she work at nintendo? get it? bc shes asian

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#21

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy
Community Member
4 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

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#52

Dick Seeman

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Daniel Khan
Community Member
4 years ago

the funny thing is that there is standing 1969!! 69

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#53

Gay Saylor

Gay Saylor

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

In the days when being gay meant you were happy. :)

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#54

B. J. Cobbledick

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Sky Chen
Community Member
1 year ago

hahaha I can't hold my laugh any longer,,, excuse me

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#55

Dick Chapion

Dick Chapion

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Fire Bird
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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#56

Dick Tips

Dick Tips

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Get some Viagra for that!

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#57

Sirius Bonner

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