Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
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4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
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4 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
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4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
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4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Once again Super, yer on a roll!

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Rachel Lisa
Community Member
4 years ago

I'm sure Mrs. Weiner thinks Mrs. Butt is a real tight ass.

Off Beat Alexa
Community Member
4 years ago

and suddenly, i'm 12 years old again

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

awesome

Katie Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

i wonder if any of these kids grew up and got mr. perv as their teacher

jared donaldson
Community Member
3 years ago

if i did it would be worse than having lyall davis the pd/h/pe teacher at my school

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Cale Bast
Community Member
1 year ago

they arent named mrs. like what

Jane Dextraze
Community Member
1 year ago

perfect lesbian couple

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

Wonder if it’s Mrs. Harry Butt and Mrs. Frank Weiner?

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

Not even possible. Those are women.

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meow point1
Community Member
4 years ago

Their students probably giggle.

Kazmeister
Community Member
4 years ago

A match made in heaven!!!

Windix Family
Community Member
1 year ago

Dick and butt

MIEKAH PIERSON
Community Member
1 year ago

xc ifthey become a couple lol

Elijah Yurkovsky
Community Member
1 year ago

Hope they r lesbian

Zachary Hermosillo
Community Member
2 years ago

what the actually hell is this

Katie Lee
Community Member
3 years ago

i wonder if any of these kids grew up and got mr perv as their teacher

Unnamed Hooman
Community Member
1 week ago

The school probably did this on purpose

GABRIEL ROMANZINI BORGES DE OLIVEIRA
Community Member
2 weeks ago

if they get one close too close to another the s word that ends with x will happen

Madison Campbell
Community Member
1 month ago

what do they do during recess?

Srinath Shanmugam
Community Member
2 months ago

yo! there are kids!

Lorie Shewbridge
Community Member
3 months ago

You know the school put them together on purpose!

Kemaria Smalley
Community Member
4 months ago

Mrs. wiener butt

WESTON MANN
Community Member
5 months ago

oh c***

Ian SIM
Community Member
5 months ago

This is so cruel! Who would name someone Mrs Butt!?

Shyam Krish
Community Member
6 months ago

How did these kids make it through the school year. I would have lost respect for the entire educator community.

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
7 months ago

XD

Peyton Griffin
Community Member
7 months ago

I AM CRYING

Dave Williscroft
Community Member
7 months ago

looks like the work of bart simpson

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

That classroom must have been constantly full of laughs

Joker
Community Member
7 months ago

The perfect couple.

i have 7 subs
Community Member
8 months ago

lol yeh

jessica appleton
Community Member
8 months ago

y tho

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
8 months ago

IMA BUT MY MRS. WIENER IN DA MRS. BUTT

Superstar Charmander
Community Member
8 months ago

Imagine if the Mrs. Wiener's last name was Stuff.

Lliam VanVranken
Community Member
8 months ago

woooooow

Savannah High
Community Member
8 months ago

a jewish community center. NoIcE

Nikki Thompson
Community Member
8 months ago

I had a teacher named Pat Butts!

Lauren Tark
Community Member
8 months ago

Which family named these Women?

Arvid Mases
Community Member
9 months ago

Mrs. Weiner, Mrs. Butt and Mrs. Rape all fight for the young and sexy man called by the name Mr. Perv

Danté Alejandro Peoples
Community Member
9 months ago

where is Mr. Perv?

Aaron Evans
Community Member
10 months ago

are they lesbians?

Heo Cheng
Community Member
10 months ago

Anyone read "Wonder?" Cuz that was a character in the book.

seymourbuttz
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11 months ago

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Tømbøy gacha
Community Member
1 year ago

lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

KEEGAN PIERCE
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG

Kyra ALIMIN [4A]
Community Member
1 year ago

sausage and butt... are NOT a good mix

Jayce Martinez Lind
Community Member
1 year ago

What do they teach, sex Ed?

Brendan Reape
Community Member
1 year ago

Hkevenfuuygu lol pop otph hi he was goingr k ilu need pppu ghillie please let ooooooooooopopopoooooopooo

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
1 year ago

Weiner and butt--- they should be changing their names by name

Leland Bullins
Community Member
1 year ago

I no

Rita Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

poor ladies i cant believe they wanted to work with little kids

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

oh no

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

make a perfect pair

Sky Chen
Community Member
1 year ago

what about mr. dick and mrs. butt

Patrick M P
Community Member
1 year ago

Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. butt

George Borden
Community Member
1 year ago

bruh

Andriea Dias
Community Member
1 year ago

this has to be set up

Showboat Productions
Community Member
1 year ago

The lord is not impressed

Lotus Evora Buttom
Community Member
1 year ago

Those go together perfectly

Mortimier Plays
Community Member
1 year ago

Bad

Stephen Quinones
Community Member
2 years ago

what about KUM and go

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

MRS WEINER Needs to work at a butchers shop. MRS BUTT Needs to work as a public toilet cleaner.

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

f you

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Nice Sausage Mrs Weiner

i luv u to the moon and back
Community Member
2 years ago

How lucky is that?

Ben McDonough
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Sophia Hershberger
Community Member
2 years ago

WTF!

MOBIUS
Community Member
2 years ago

If i were either of them i would have made my husband take my last name and if they said they won't i'd be like "Oh yeah? well screw you! I'm not taking your dumb last name!"

Adam Shikowitz
Community Member
2 years ago

how are they jewish

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

what the beep

SARAH WALTON
Community Member
2 years ago

Other way around! XD

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

excuse me ma'im can i use your toilet

Lauren Keith
Community Member
2 years ago

thats so funny

Heather Lynch
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh I bet that's a fun class!!!

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
2 years ago

they must act like it 2

Diana Interthal
Community Member
3 years ago

It‘s really equal in which year a Kindergarden pic is taken. They all look same XD

Nowaah Clark
Community Member
4 years ago

lmfao

Thomas Lopez
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG assembly day disaster

Maria Keller
Community Member
4 years ago

Love the sweaters with no disney pics!

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
4 years ago

I laughed so hard at the names that I snorted very loudly

Maja Laimaa
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh, the giggles!

Miguel Arista
Community Member
4 years ago

quite a couple eh

Jazmyn B (Jaz)
Community Member
4 years ago

Why choose a teacher as a profession when that's one profession where you're know as your last name?!

Taco Cat
Community Member
4 years ago

:- ()()

Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

Cute palindrome

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Lucy Bell
Community Member
4 years ago

No way!

Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

ohhh...

Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the chances!!

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

the fact that both of them are girls disgusts me

Sidney Wadina-Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha ha!

Anna-E. Balke
Community Member
4 years ago

You all know the difference between Weiner and Wiener, right? Surely Mrs. Butt is a funny name but the combination sure doesn't make sense since Weiner and Wiener is def not the same word.

Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

Is it pronounced Wine-er?

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy
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4 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.