Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

guess
Community Member
4 years ago

And their good friend Moe Lester

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

That's one class I wouldn't want to repeat!

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

They start 'em young these days!

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Zerina Bermudez
Community Member
4 years ago

"it's pronounced rah-PAY"

Kel King Kingston
Community Member
1 year ago

COME ON

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

We have a teacher in our school named Mr. Raper. The first thing he says at the beginning of the year is not to judge him by his name.

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago

It I were him, I'd go by the pseudonym Rapper.

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Kyle B.
Community Member
1 year ago

A love triangle between Mrs. Rape, Mr. Perv, and Moe Lester. While Mr. Twococks wait in back for his turn.

Samuel Fuller
Community Member
2 years ago

a kindergarten teacher with that name!

Layla Whyte
Community Member
6 months ago

I had a a kindergarten teacher named Mrs sex

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CHRISTY LEFFEW
Community Member
2 years ago

The fact that she teaches small children makes it even better

Layla Whyte
Community Member
6 months ago

She's a rapist and her husband who is probably mr rape is probably one too

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Ari jisoo
Community Member
1 year ago

oh no not another one

Sky Chen
Community Member
1 year ago

Mrs. raper sounds better

Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

Again, not a name I'd keep if working with children

The Nerdi Yoshi
Community Member
4 years ago

I have a friend who is studying Special Education who's name is Ms. Rape, hoping she gets married.

Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

I don't understand why more people don't legally change their last names??

CASEY !
Community Member
1 hour ago

WHAT THE F

Ashbye Barger
Community Member
1 day ago

You may kiss the bride

Maci Harris
Community Member
4 days ago

No thanks I’ll stick to my asshole of a kindergarten teacher thanks

Jordan Goodman
Community Member
1 week ago

ha hahaha

Haven Fogle
Community Member
2 weeks ago

I so wouldn't let my kids have her as a teacher!!

Aaron Johnson
Community Member
3 weeks ago

This must be moe Lester's wife 🧐

Namik Okal
Community Member
2 weeks ago

yea

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XenoGenesisYT
Community Member
1 month ago

shes a kindy teacherwhich makes it even better

Madison Campbell
Community Member
1 month ago

not the small children

corrupted_senpai
Community Member
4 months ago

and it's kindergarten...

tyler preece
Community Member
5 months ago

The fact there is a Mrs rape means there is a Mr rape

Peyton Griffin
Community Member
7 months ago

I'm glad im not in her class

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

Mrs. Weiner, Mrs. Butt and Mrs. Rape, imagine if they were all in the same school

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
8 months ago

MRS. RAPE NO WONDER LITTLE JIMMY WAS GONE....

Layla Whyte
Community Member
6 months ago

What about her husband who is probably mr rape

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Noah Grimes
Community Member
8 months ago

with mr perv they make the most powerful people in the world

Matthew Davis
Community Member
8 months ago

The ex-Wife of Mr. Perv

Arvid Mases
Community Member
9 months ago

Legends say 26 kids and a full grown woman called Mrs. Rape were kidnapped at an kindergarten. The only person left was an kid crying inside of an closet without clothes on, looked like he was raped... Wait............

Bailey Dawson
Community Member
9 months ago

"Mrs,Rape where are the pencils?" bruh thats wrongd

Savannah High
Community Member
9 months ago

this is just unfortunate

Danté Alejandro Peoples
Community Member
9 months ago

Mr. Perv, Mrs. Rape, Mrs, Wiener, and Mrs. Butt. I already know whats next. There are 2 more parts that are needed to complete this weird family.

Cairo Christian
Community Member
10 months ago

i wonder what it would be like being taught by her😑😑😐😐

jhoyner morillo
Community Member
10 months ago

wo if i was in the class wo

Heo Cheng
Community Member
11 months ago

This is not the parents fault though...

Abdus Sameh
Community Member
11 months ago

She isn't being a teacher again!

Jaimi WALTERS
Community Member
11 months ago

this is not safe for the kids

student Valencia Collier
Community Member
1 year ago

if not........avoid her at all costs. you never know...

student Valencia Collier
Community Member
1 year ago

hopefully its pronounced rah-PAY.

Jayce Martinez Lind
Community Member
1 year ago

Poor kids

julian giangrande
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ashley Hupp
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh nuuu

Arianna Gabuat
Community Member
1 year ago

VERY FUNNY!!!

Arianna Gabuat
Community Member
1 year ago

XDD

Knowledge Seeker
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Lock your windows and close your back doors.

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
1 year ago

ha

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

Mr. perv would would make a great husband

Elaine
Community Member
1 year ago

The teacher got raped because of her students.

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

the kids screaming in terror in the classroom

ADITMAN
Community Member
1 year ago

oof

Kyle Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

her raping stings

BananaBox
Community Member
1 year ago

they go along well

Conor Seath
Community Member
1 year ago

GET THE FUCK OUT, KIDS, THIS IS NO JOKE!!!!

Mohammed Tausif Raza Khan
Community Member
1 year ago

there should be Mr. Rape as well. Oh Gosh

Mikaela Milczarek
Community Member
1 year ago

Why are these people always teachers? Does anyone else see a pattern? How about you, Mr. Perv?

Max Tolliver
Community Member
1 year ago

"mommy mommy I can't wait to show you to mrs. rape" "mrs what now"

Kel King Kingston
Community Member
1 year ago

12 underage students.

Elijah Yurkovsky
Community Member
1 year ago

3---D

Madi Claire Straut
Community Member
1 year ago

A kinder teacher?? Oh my...

Simon Adkins
Community Member
1 year ago

i would not trust her

Erin Lemin
Community Member
2 years ago

Dont u dare come near me miss!! I underage!!

Abigail Veith
Community Member
2 years ago

If anyone married her, I think we all know who would be changing their last name.

Lexus Fulton
Community Member
2 years ago

Mr. Perv, and Mrs. Rape, whats next?

NOVEMBER BANDI
Community Member
2 years ago

Hanaha

I am Iron Man
Community Member
2 years ago

All those children have been raped by her.

Keegan Orton
Community Member
2 years ago

oh snap thats nasty

Mia Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Parents "Whose your teacher" Kids "Mrs.Rape" Parents "I'm calling the cops"

JESSE FUGAL
Community Member
2 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape were putt in jail to be forever known as the Moe Lester's

Dwayne Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

do you rape

i luv u to the moon and back
Community Member
2 years ago

That hair tho

Ben McDonough
Community Member
2 years ago

A teacher who rapes her students

Comrade Chase
Community Member
2 years ago

i want to be away

elijah trees
Community Member
2 years ago

are you sure she's not a rapist? oh wait never mind its JUST a name

Amarlie Heyne
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg that is so badddddd!!!!!!!! 😂😂🤓

Adam Shikowitz
Community Member
2 years ago

not fun imagine the headlines... "New Teacher Arrested For Rape" wait whats the name... Mrs. Rape. wait a minute

Brennan Curtis
Community Member
2 years ago

i wonder what she teaches her kids

mari 👌🏻😂
Community Member
2 years ago

Poor kids

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

the parents must have loved watching porn when they came up with such fantastic names for their kids.

Parker Hall
Community Member
2 years ago

that is terrible

Heather Lynch
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh no!! Change it!!

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
2 years ago

oh shoot she is a raper runn

Sarah Locke
Community Member
3 years ago

There’s a Coach Rape at my children’s middle school

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

Puts faith back into our children’s education

Isabella Hendrixson
Community Member
4 years ago

What do you teach your kids and how do you teach them Miss? I teach sex ed and i have a nickname its called Miss. Rape get what i do? I hope you do.

Mortimier Plays
Community Member
2 years ago

XD

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F. You

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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