Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

If they not only had given him this hat...

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 years ago

Don' t make jokes with his name, he might have a gun :-)

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

Major Dickie Head always stands erect, ready for action!

Klaus Bjødstrup
Community Member
4 years ago

He must be a great shooter

Niina Gillespie
Community Member
4 months ago

Lmfao! That made me choke! Yes, that’s what I said.

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student Valencia Collier
Community Member
1 year ago

i feel like that's what a 5yo calls someone who he doesn't like

Heo Cheng
Community Member
11 months ago

Same

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Reminds what my friend once called me...

Abdus Sameh
Community Member
11 months ago

Sounds like a five-year-old insulting him. XD

Grace Marabella
Community Member
2 weeks ago

ummmmm this be lookin like every 2nd grade insult ever in one name

Fatty Toogans
Community Member
1 month ago

No his parents are a d**k

Shelby Poland
Community Member
2 months ago

haha im glad i did not get that name but i am sorry for him

Malachi Conteh
Community Member
2 months ago

He was named this bc his parents disliked him

my name isnt needed
Community Member
4 months ago

imagine it was dookie

WESTON MANN
Community Member
5 months ago

D**k for short?

Ian SIM
Community Member
6 months ago

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Bingyu Hu
Community Member
7 months ago

HAHAHAHHA

i have 7 subs
Community Member
8 months ago

mr,duck

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
8 months ago

DICKIE HEAD? I DONT SEE NO D**K I SEE SOME DAMN REGULAR 1980 DAMN HAT.

PuppyP0wer
Community Member
8 months ago

OMG, his parents were messed up

Matteo Vapore
Community Member
10 months ago

That sounds like a 5 year old bad word

jhoyner morillo
Community Member
10 months ago

WHI EVEYBODY NAME D**K

KEEGAN PIERCE
Community Member
1 year ago

I mean He must have a D**k on his rifle

Jonathan Wilkinson
Community Member
1 year ago

wonder how big it is

Layla Whyte
Community Member
7 months ago

Nah his parents are the real dickie heads

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Hafiz
Community Member
1 year ago

Bruh really nice na

Windix Family
Community Member
1 year ago

Major makes it funnier because now he’s a very major dickie head hahaha

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
1 year ago

he really looks like a dickie head

Leland Bullins
Community Member
1 year ago

I no rite

Rita Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

whoever named him is a criminal and should be in jail

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG

Colton Hansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Y’all should shut up you’ll be on this board some day

mermaidgirl960
Community Member
1 year ago

Ohhh so my dad wasn't making a joke when he talked about his sucky boss XD

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

imagine

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Sashman
Community Member
1 year ago

@Yvonne Bernal - You mean for long! Lol

Sashman
Community Member
1 year ago

yvonne_bernal - You mean for long

Fern Slays
Community Member
1 year ago

Teacher: “Name, dear?” “Dickie”: “Dickie Head, Dick for short.” Teacher: “Would you like a visit to the office, Mr. Whatever Your Name Is?”

Sebastian Costanzo
Community Member
1 year ago

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 So unlucky

Matthew Matenko
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like a name a 5 year old would call someone who is being mean to him

Jane Dextraze
Community Member
1 year ago

must be fake right...

MIEKAH PIERSON
Community Member
1 year ago

what wereur roast whenu wer like five kiddo? Me af; MAJOR DICKIE HEAD :P 1

Glenn Durham Sr.
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol

Showboat Productions
Community Member
1 year ago

True

Elijah Yurkovsky
Community Member
1 year ago

His head is too blunt

Ethan Ayers
Community Member
1 year ago

Hi Major Dickie Head!, For 1 you cant be on TV or in public because your head is your pennis your setting kids to be bad influence!

Madi Claire Straut
Community Member
1 year ago

He was trolling the news crew.

Simon Adkins
Community Member
2 years ago

just stop it is time to stop

Erin Lemin
Community Member
2 years ago

Must of been bullied, if not I'll be he one to start.

William Hall
Community Member
2 years ago

nice name

I am Iron Man
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that why he is wearing a hat?

Kory Lavoie
Community Member
2 years ago

he must be friends with an asshole

Meja Giannoglou
Community Member
2 years ago

hi hi DICKIE HEAD

Jackson Maloney
Community Member
2 years ago

wow so funny ^;.;^

Nathaniel Worrell
Community Member
2 years ago

dick van winkle

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Was your wife called nickey?

Steve Paquin
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that a name giving to a toddler??

Brian Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Even worse, he's MILITARY ... you know what "head" means in naval slang? TOILET.

MOBIUS
Community Member
2 years ago

is he wearing a dickie (that's a type of hat by the way)?

John Doe
Community Member
2 years ago

Kids don't got no problem callin' him THAT.

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

you dumb boi

Brennan Curtis
Community Member
2 years ago

hbfvhfbvkfbihv;befvha

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

hygytwydt

SARAH WALTON
Community Member
2 years ago

Thats funny

mari 👌🏻😂
Community Member
2 years ago

Of course people won’t laugh at his name.....

BETHANY BEARNE
Community Member
2 years ago

.

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

his parents thought that major richard head was a shit insult, and now here he is in all of his large and powerful glory

IdiotKid
Community Member
2 years ago

What you call people back in kindergarten if they stole something from you

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahahahahahahah yeah and he has a shaped of 1

limelover
Community Member
3 years ago

bbc, stop putting those people.. please

Joyce Pena
Community Member
3 years ago

He probably added the “ie”

Aurora Marionette
Community Member
4 years ago

Head means bathroom in the military lol

Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

I hope "Rusty Kuntz" is on this list.

Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

I know that guy, he's a major dick!-- 😂😂😂

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
4 years ago

Head ;)

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
4 years ago

Welll... he uses protection.

Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

Some parents are idiots. Always double check before you name.

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

I still don't understand all these DICKS. Why didn't their parents give them the name Richard?

Kyle Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

sir yes sir

Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

Maybe he's in on the joke and likes the attention.

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#14

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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#37

Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
4 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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#44

Dick Smalley

Dick Smalley

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Now this is revealing.

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#45

Dick Kock

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

The guy so nice, they named him twice!

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#46

Dick Paradise

Dick Paradise

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Robert Morson
Community Member
4 years ago

Is this better or worse than just being named Vagina?

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#47

Wiener And Beaver

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"I have Wiener and Beaver coming over tonight...will you also join?" – "I am not into these kind of things, dude."

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#48

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

What?

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#49

General Arse Biscuites

General Arse Biscuites

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
4 years ago

This one is fake.

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#50

Dick Power

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

And look how happy he is.

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#51

Flavour Balls

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Melissa Kennedy
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4 years ago

Jeremy Backhole isn't proud either.

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#52

Dick Seeman

Dick Seeman

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Daniel Khan
Community Member
4 years ago

the funny thing is that there is standing 1969!! 69

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#53

Gay Saylor

Gay Saylor

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

In the days when being gay meant you were happy. :)

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#54

B. J. Cobbledick

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Sky Chen
Community Member
1 year ago

hahaha I can't hold my laugh any longer,,, excuse me

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#55

Dick Chapion

Dick Chapion

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Fire Bird
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh my. That first paragraph is nuts. I think the writer knew what he\she was doing.

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#56

Dick Tips

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