Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
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4 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
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4 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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P. Ennis

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Emre
Community Member
4 years ago

F.uck

Infinity Hana
Community Member
1 year ago

LMAO

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

F. Abulous!

Hannah McKinney
Community Member
2 years ago

no its P.ENNIS

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
4 years ago

S.Hit

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Looking for V. Agina?

Layla Whyte
Community Member
6 months ago

Her name is Valerie Agina you fool

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MsSoan1
Community Member
4 years ago

M.Y. Grave

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
2 years ago

really just really

Sergey Shmidt
Community Member
4 years ago

His parents are funny people...

Jazmyn B (Jaz)
Community Member
4 years ago

This people are SO unlucky. What WERE their parents thinking?!

Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

They weren't!

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Christian Guerra
Community Member
1 week ago

lol

corrupted_senpai
Community Member
4 months ago

O. Snap

ELIAS BALTIERREZ
Community Member
1 year ago

Has anyone seen P. Ussy?

Mia Green
Community Member
2 years ago

D.am

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

This is just weird.

Austin Satterfield
Community Member
2 years ago

he looks damn proud of his name

Daniel Eugenio
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds like my friend aiden!

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

p.ennis funny

Ashbye Barger
Community Member
1 day ago

omg that its hilarios

Grace Marabella
Community Member
2 weeks ago

oh no no no no no

Annen Wortel
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Mm~~ I bet his is so big I wanna suck it fast and aggressively

Annen Wortel
Community Member
2 weeks ago

Mm~ I bet it's big and I wanna suck it fast and aggressively~

Haven Fogle
Community Member
2 weeks ago

OMG HAHAHA

ANDREW WANG
Community Member
3 weeks ago

wth

Anthony Berlin
Community Member
1 month ago

he got small pp

Andrei Marentette
Community Member
1 month ago

Well, if he is big himself, does that mean that he has a big sausage too?

NotOverlyAcerbic
Community Member
1 month ago

That man was trolling before trolling was trolling..

my name isnt needed
Community Member
3 months ago

c. ock

Kemaria Smalley
Community Member
4 months ago

i see now he looks like one to LMAO

Maple Layla
Community Member
5 months ago

oh my goodness i am grossed out

Jolly Bot
Community Member
5 months ago

File under Parent Who Name Their Children After Genitals.

XxgalenxX
Community Member
5 months ago

What. Just. What

Zarrah Chester
Community Member
5 months ago

oh wait... Crap

Zarrah Chester
Community Member
5 months ago

ha ha ha

WESTON MANN
Community Member
5 months ago

AHHAHAHHAHAHA

WESTON MANN
Community Member
7 months ago

lol

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
7 months ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HIS D**K IS BIG!

Ivy Venters
Community Member
7 months ago

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Ivy Venters
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7 months ago

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Jeremy Smith
Community Member
7 months ago

He looks like he's owning the name pretty well

Nate Buckley
Community Member
7 months ago

whats the point of this

i have 7 subs
Community Member
8 months ago

😳

Superstar Charmander
Community Member
8 months ago

F. unny!

Superstar Charmander
Community Member
8 months ago

O. God

Savannah High
Community Member
8 months ago

oh no no no

PuppyP0wer
Community Member
8 months ago

LOL

Arvid Mases
Community Member
9 months ago

W.hy A.re Y.oure P.arents D.umb E.nough T.o N.ame Y.ou T.hat

PleadingFace
Community Member
9 months ago

d.ick

Danté Alejandro Peoples
Community Member
9 months ago

He has an extra n so it ain't that bad

Jolly Bot
Community Member
5 months ago

It would be criminal if there was one n. It's "that bad" with two.

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Matteo Vapore
Community Member
9 months ago

yeet

Matteo Vapore
Community Member
9 months ago

D.ick

LukeW98
Community Member
10 months ago

How many glizzies, did he eat

Cairo Christian
Community Member
10 months ago

wtf

Cairo Christian
Community Member
10 months ago

jesus christ

Gëna Froggatt
Community Member
10 months ago

This n*b has been doing the rounds for years.

Joseph Anthony
Community Member
11 months ago

dumb

Abdus Sameh
Community Member
11 months ago

R.ip

Khang Minh
Community Member
11 months ago

P. Ussy 🤣

Nicolas Callaway
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11 months ago

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Zion Feng Zi Yang
Community Member
1 year ago

OH MY GOD

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

C. Unt

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

A. Shole

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

How about B. Itch.

Abhinav
Community Member
1 year ago

Why not S. Hutup?

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David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

He kind of looks like one.

Joel Ray
Community Member
1 year ago

Wheres his boyfriend A.sshole

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
1 year ago

p ennis is such a weird name

Rita Walsh
Community Member
1 year ago

ohhhh noooooooooo seriously

Savannah Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

I feel so bad!

Zygmund Hill
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
1 year ago

d.cik

Colton Hansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Shut up

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't understand why he's smiling.

Brian Lek
Community Member
1 year ago

I think his parents are two gay dudes who like the word penis

G. Aynerd
Community Member
11 months ago

D. Umbass

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Kyle Miller
Community Member
1 year ago

speaking of the letter P.

Shrinivas
Community Member
1 year ago

D. ick

Dontae Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

The fuck was his goddamn stupid parents thinking?! Thea might have brain disease or some shit. They stupid as fucking hell. Motherfucking bitches

Dontae Brown
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus fucking Christ I feel fucking sorry for this goddamn fool with bullshit parents. God fuck them🤬

Noah Stoerner
Community Member
1 year ago

Awkward as heck

Angelo Cassilli Jr.
Community Member
1 year ago

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Kel King Kingston
Community Member
1 year ago

S.hit

George Borden
Community Member
1 year ago

Thats mess up

Lacey Blauvelt
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow, If I had that name I would just D-I-E

lacey tough
Community Member
1 year ago

fuck

Showboat Productions
Community Member
1 year ago

His dad must've been a sex offender

Lotus Evora Buttom
Community Member
1 year ago

Very happy.

Ethan Ayers
Community Member
1 year ago

One Letter away from you getting sent to the office Pennis! Dude and if your name is Dick you saying your a dick do What The Fucking Hell do you Freakin Mean dude fix yourself!

Ep1cgamer192
Community Member
1 year ago

more like penis boy download-5...0a538e.jpg download-5deec270a538e.jpg

Ep1cgamer192
Community Member
1 year ago

More like penis boy

Madi Claire Straut
Community Member
1 year ago

Awwww.. Poor guy

Simon Adkins
Community Member
1 year ago

what

Erin Lemin
Community Member
2 years ago

At least he's a boy!!

Luis Macias
Community Member
2 years ago

y

Lexus Fulton
Community Member
2 years ago

I would hate to be him, I mean, who names their kid that? WTF

Lexus Fulton
Community Member
2 years ago

I would not want to be him

Camilla Leigh
Community Member
2 years ago

He always got questions about his name. Every time he simply answered: "That's my name because my parents were very impressed when they first saw it"

Isaac Seger Sprain
Community Member
2 years ago

dickey

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Does he smell like a dick?

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

B.Loody

William Cramton
Community Member
2 years ago

Favorite person

Steve Paquin
Community Member
2 years ago

B. utt

Anabella Salvadori
Community Member
2 years ago

hi P.ENNIS

Comrade Chase
Community Member
2 years ago

he put it up a ton of girls didnt he?

Comrade Chase
Community Member
2 years ago

he stuck it up a ton of peeps

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

In Diary of a Wimpy Kid, there is a character named P. Mudd and people in his grade call him "Pee Mud". Technically, P stands for Preston.

Abhinav Aravind
Community Member
2 years ago

This comes in the first book of Diary of a Wimpy Kid in case you didn't know.

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MOBIUS
Community Member
2 years ago

LOL

Akhila Mantri
Community Member
2 years ago

*cough cough*

jacob childs
Community Member
2 years ago

it must be big

Amarlie Heyne
Community Member
2 years ago

H. aha

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

W.eird

Sajan Arora
Community Member
2 years ago

s.hit

Brennan Curtis
Community Member
2 years ago

looks like one to

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

B. I. T. C. H WHAT DOES THAT SAY? PIANO

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
2 years ago

S.HIT

XxXxXxXbig~chungusXxXxXxX
Community Member
2 years ago

M. ann gina

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
2 years ago

Ha Ha Ha thats funny but also sad

Cynthia Doyle
Community Member
3 years ago

Nobody would “hear” a long e with this spelling.

Corina Alvarez Loeblich
Community Member
3 years ago

I bet the parents did that on purpose. Bad people!

Olivia Swift
Community Member
3 years ago

p. ussy

Zayden Buford
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh my god🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🤣

meow point1
Community Member
4 years ago

The second "n" is what separates him from...y'know.

Ironcat_xox
Community Member
4 years ago

His face looks like he's heard the joke a few times

Mia C
Community Member
4 years ago

Secretly, I bet he loves his name

Miguel Arista
Community Member
4 years ago

I mean... theres plenty of Dicks everywhere! lol

Tabitha Trevino
Community Member
4 years ago

HahahaX)

Chiranjeev Sharma
Community Member
4 years ago

That's a practical joke played by his father intentionally :|

Daniëlle Raats
Community Member
4 years ago

Always Always!! Right down your kids name in several ways. This is just said for the kid.

.gas.
Community Member
4 years ago

Kid knew what he was doing.

Zori the degu
Community Member
4 years ago

D.AMN

Joseph Anthony
Community Member
11 months ago

f**k fat boy

Joseph Anthony
Community Member
11 months ago

dumb name

Zara Harris
Community Member
1 year ago

fuck you Emre thats what you get idiot

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
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4 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
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4 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
4 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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#9

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
4 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

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Hans
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4 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
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4 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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#16

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
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4 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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#17

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
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4 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
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4 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
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4 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
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4 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

Dick Black

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Hans
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4 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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#25

Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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#26

Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

"Never been married"

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#28

Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
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4 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
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4 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
4 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
4 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
4 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
4 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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#39

Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
4 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
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4 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
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4 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

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