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Twitter, X, or whatever it's currently called, is the virtual version of our favorite comedy club. It's where everyone from bored office workers to celebrities with too much time on their hands compete to deliver the funniest one-liners, clapbacks, roasts and jokes - in 280 characters or less.

The best tweets slap like a digital lightning bolt. Short, sharp and unexpected. From observations about daily life to chaotic shower thoughts or brutal honesty, the platform is filled with comedy gold. And interestingly, the wittiest tweets rarely come from comedians. But rather from regular people that aren't afraid to say what many of us are thinking.

One of those people is Mike Primavera. Writer by day. Accidental comedian 24/7. He goes by @primeawesome on the socials. With more than 66,000 followers on Instagram alone, he shares screenshots of his funniest tweets. This guy treats X like an open mic night. And we're here for it.

Bored Panda has put together a compilation of Primavera's best posts for you to laugh at when life gets too much. So grab a snack, silence your notifications, and settle into a front-row seat for what might be some of the most hilarious and relatable content you come across today.

#1

Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously discussing common grammar mistakes in hilarious prime awesome tweets.

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Mama Clare
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be no1. 😂😂😂😂😂

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X (formerly Twitter) might seem like it's falling apart one moment, creating the perfect place for hours of doomscrolling. Then suddenly, the mood changes and it becomes the internet's greatest stage for chaos, wit and accidental comedy. A digital jungle of weird thoughts, relatable moments, and jokes that hit home in the most unhinged way possible.

There's something pure genius about someone being able to condense their unfiltered thoughts, struggles and existential crises into a single, perfectly-timed, hilarious one-liner. And anyone that gets it right deserves all their flowers. Or possibly even their own dedicated comedy show. We're looking at you, Mike Primavera...

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    The team at Hypefury are experts when it comes to what works and what doesn't on X. They say it's no longer considered unprofessional to be funny online. In fact, they describe humor as a “secret weapon” on X, and it makes sense...

    Funny tweets stand out, get shared, and make people feel like they’ve just found their new internet bestie. In other words, laughter = engagement.

    "Multi-millionaires and people struggling to grow their businesses to their First Million, don’t need to wear suits and ties and have professional LinkedIn-style headshots. They can sh*tpost their way to their first million sometimes just as easily as they can follow the traditional path of ‘formal, business communication,’" notes the Hypefury site.

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    The experts at Hypefury add that when you make your followers laugh, you’re not only entertaining them but also building an emotional bond that can lead to increased engagement, loyalty, and ultimately, growth.

    But being funny on X (they still call it Twitter) isn’t just about making jokes; it’s about understanding your audience and the culture of the platform, they say.

    "Twitter users are known for their wit and love of clever wordplay, so it’s important to stay current on trending topics and memes," explains Hypefury. "By tapping into the latest conversations and using humor to add your unique perspective, you can create tweets that feel fresh, relevant, and engaging."

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    #8

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously mocking a kid dressed as Batman, featured in prime awesome hilarious tweets.

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    Miki
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No commitment to the role ;)

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    #9

    Tweet by Mike Primavera from primawesome humorously describes comfy sweatpants and flannel in a prime awesome style.

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rocking that outfit right now, like every oder WFH day. Tomorrow for the office, it'll be jeans... and a flanel shirt

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    The brand strategists over at Robust Branding agree. According to them, around 90% of people are more likely to remember something that made them laugh — even if it’s just a random tweet they scrolled past at 2 a.m.

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    They add that understanding why humor works in social media marketing requires delving into the psychology of laughter and its effects on human behavior. "When people laugh, they experience a release of endorphins, which creates positive associations with the source of that laughter," explains the Robust Branding site.

    #10

    Tweet by Mike Primavera sharing a hilarious navigation tip, part of prime awesome tweets to start your morning with laughter.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And take a right where the Swanson's house used to be.

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    #11

    Funny Prime Awesome tweet about a road rage incident and mistaken identity involving sunglasses and Elton John.

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    Tweet by Mike Primavera @primawesome humorously commenting on gossip and people being awful, part of prime awesome tweets collection.

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    Robust Branding's experts add that, in the context of marketing, this can lead to stronger emotional connections with the brand, increased likelihood of content sharing, greater receptivity to marketing messages, and enhanced memory retention of brand information.

    "By tapping into these psychological mechanisms, humor in social media marketing can create lasting impressions and foster brand loyalty," they say.

    #14

    Tweet by Mike Primavera @primawesome about struggling to find motivation with amusing prime awesome humor.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's as good as an excuse as any. I'll add that to my list.

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    #15

    Tweet by Mike Primavera @primawesome humorously describing being American as living in the last months of an apartment without getting the deposit back.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More specifically, the deposit is what you're paying into social security from withholdings throughout your working life, that some are trying to make sure you never collect.

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    There's a fine line between being funny and being offensive, warns Robust Branding. "While humor can be a powerful engagement tool, it’s important to use it wisely," the site notes.

    Err on the side of caution by avoiding controversial topics, being sensitive to cultural differences, testing humor on a small scale before wider implementation, monitoring audience reactions and adjusting accordingly, and balancing funny content with informative posts.

    This will help minimize the risk of offense while maximizing the benefits of humor.

    #16

    Tweet from Mike Primavera about adapting to new challenges, showcasing prime awesome humor in a relatable social media post.

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    #17

    Tweet by Mike Primavera from primaawesome account, a hilarious relatable thought from prime awesome tweets collection.

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    giku T
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am at an age that every other adult is younger than me ..

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    That's not to say a tiny bit of controversy won't work. There’s something called the “benign violation theory,” which basically states that humor happens when something’s “wrong” but not too wrong. Weird enough to make you laugh, but not so weird you want to log off.

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    It’s why people love tweets that cross the line just a little bit — like a dog wearing sunglasses or someone confessing that they accidentally texted their boss “love you.”

    #18

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously questioning the phrase Jesus loves me, featured in prime awesome hilarious tweets.

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    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell Jesus I have a bf and I'm not interested.

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    #19

    Tweet from Mike Primavera sharing a hilarious prime awesome moment about singing for his dog every morning.

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    Carey Jacksonn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that too! But that’s not my name and I sing it for myself haha 🤣

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    #20

    Tweet from user primawesome humorously comparing commitment to excellence with a dog trying to lie down in the perfect position.

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    Janissary35680
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or trying to find exactly the right spot to pọop.

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    The expert comedy writers at GOLD Comedy call tweeting “an art form,” and we'd tend to agree.

    Trying to be funny on X can be likened to writing a stand-up set with a 280-word limit — and no stage. The best tweets pack timing, personality, and punch into one tiny box of words. No setup, no explanation — just instant payoff.

    And it would seem from this listicle and Mike Primavera's tweets that he's got it down pat!

    #22

    Tweet about guilt and anxiety from leaving a dog alone, featured in hilarious Prime Awesome tweets collection.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More often, it's a combination of appropriate responsibility to the pet, and concern about what the dog is doing to the furniture to express its feelings of abandonment.

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    #23

    Tweet by Mike Primavera @primawesome about Friday the 13th and daily struggles, part of hilarious Prime Awesome tweets collection.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friday the 13th comes on a Thursday next month, and that's too d**n close for me.

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    #24

    Tweet from primawesome humorously stating baseball is replaced by being mad as the new American pastime.

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    #25

    Tweet by Mike Primavera @primawesome with hilarious prime awesome humor about pinky swearing not to eat people when collapse happens.

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    #26

    Tweet from Mike Primavera about how the voice people use for their dog reveals personality, featured in prime awesome tweets.

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that's just what he sounds like.

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    #29

    Tweet from Mike Primavera on self-discipline humor featured in prime awesome tweets collection.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live alone and vacuuming is still an issue. The place needs vacuuming, but the guy who's chore it is is lazy (also me). Eventually, I put the vac out so he'll see it but he ignores it. Then I move the vac near the path through the house, and he sets it aside. Then I put it in the path, and the SOB hangs a shirt on it! After a week of auto-passive aggression, he'll finally vacuum. It ain't easy being green.

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    #30

    Tweet by Mike Primavera sharing a hilarious Prime Awesome moment about personal growth and impressive self-reflection.

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    Jake Bertz
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n dude no need to flex on us that hard

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    #31

    Tweet by Mike Primavera with a humorous take on life, featured in prime awesome funny tweets collection.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally found my spot. I lay down in the middle of the van.

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    #33

    Tweet by Mike Primavera with a humorous horse girl poem, part of prime awesome tweets to brighten your morning.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 And all that glitters is gold - Only shootin' stars break the mold 🎶

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    #34

    Tweet from Mike Primavera sharing a heartfelt message about loving his dog in a prime awesome tweet.

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    #35

    Tweet by Mike Primavera discussing TikTok memes being shared like printed memes, highlighting prime awesome humor in social media posts.

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    Leanne Hailes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't download the app you can't see them

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    Funny-Tweets-Mike-Primavera

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    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pitties area awesome but bad lovers ..drag that security blanket all.over the living room

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    #37

    Tweet about Oreo cream filling humor from Prime Awesome, showcasing a funny take on work and rewards.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I think the cream is overrated but the cookies are very good. I'd buy creamless Oreos.

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    #38

    Tweet from Mike Primavera about being anxious over time while his girlfriend treats time as a construct, prime awesome humor.

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    #39

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously reflecting on being locked in when hearing their dog dislikes many people, part of prime awesome tweets.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because, of course, I will be one of those few...

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    #40

    Tweet from Prime Awesome humor account comparing getting to know him to a difficult easy-open tab on a box, showcasing hilarious tweets.

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    #41

    Tweet by Mike Primavera from primawesome about taking a hot yoga class and emotional honesty in hilarious prime awesome tweets.

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    Beady El
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I can do that at home, and cheaper…

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    #43

    Tweet by Mike Primavera with a humorous and blunt message from prime awesome Twitter account.

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    #44

    Tweet by Mike Primavera with humorous content about sleeping like a horse in a collection of prime awesome tweets.

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    #45

    Tweet about a humorous dog food transition plan chart, featured in prime awesome tweets collection.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does your girlfriend make charts for people? Asking for a friend.

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    #46

    Tweet by Mike Primavera @primaawesome with a hilarious joke, part of prime awesome tweets collection.

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    #47

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously comparing taking all pills at once to a seagull eating trash in prime awesome tweets.

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    #48

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously explaining football helmets with face masks prevent players from kissing in prime awesome tweets.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I believe. I've seen the way they smack each other on the a*s.

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    #49

    Tweet from Mike Primavera humorously comparing marriage and mortgage, showcasing prime awesome tweets with hilarious takes.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's the other way around." - John Kenneth Galbraith

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    #50

    Tweet by Mike Primavera with humorous text hoping an email pushes someone over the edge, from Prime Awesome tweets collection.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the earth is flat, just stand at the edge and call out "here kitty kitty kitty!".

    #51

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously discussing pets, featured in a collection of prime awesome tweets for morning coffee laughs.

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    #53

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously stating friendship includes kissing his dog on the mouth, prime awesome tweet humor.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just be acquaintances, since my best offer is the top of the dog's head.

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    #54

    Tweet by Mike Primavera humorously calling feeding your dog its own eye boogers a victimless crime in prime awesome tweets.

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    Beady El
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve occasionally taken eye boogers off my cat’s face and now she loves it. She’ll often steer my scratching fingers to the corners of her eyes.