Every now and then, social media algorithms get too arrogant, acting like they know exactly what you want. Feeds become repetitive, memes start feeling recycled, and reels seem to be repeating the same few jokes over and over again.
To shake things up a bit, let's turn to an Instagram user who goes simply by Cory—they curate an ongoing series of unhinged posts from X (formerly Twitter) that keeps reminding us some people are too creative and too dumb to be tamed by terms and conditions.
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And you did not even have chance to show them your magic wand....
Applebee's is named after the only two things they don't microwave.
I had a roommate who was an all night screaming loud gamer and the only way I found to get him to tone it down was to start pointing out that all of their gaming language seemed to focus on procreating with things, mostly the other guy's solid waste disposal port, and wouldn't it be easier if they just got a room?
Same joke about the sergeant in the trenches who said "Get down!"
If it was between a Toyota and a F150 still working afterwards my money is on the Toyota.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k
Sounds a bit like the tort ure scene in the movie 'Brazil' . . . Brazil-Movie.jpg
Two pigeons built a nest on my balcony and I discovered too late, and I didn't have the heart to throw their egg away. I got to watch it grow up, he had this scruffy yellow hair on his head, and was simultaneously cute and ugly as hell. I never expected that something so ugly, would still be cute, I was kinda fond of him.
This reminds me of that one meme where the guy trips and another guy asks if he’s ok only just then he sees a bunch of wet spaghetti had fallen out of the first guy’s pocket and he is now squealing while trying to stuff it back into his pocket.
