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We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.

We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.

You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.

Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.

“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”

“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”

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The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.

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Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon. 

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What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone explain to me why people who cheat are shocked when they're left. It's like, logical consequence.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...

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Biljana Malesevic
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.

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Shelby P
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work in an office with just one other person. Who I affectionately refer to as "Talky-Tammy". I need a vacation every weekend.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES! the life of the introvert. I can barely keep a friend because ppl get SO offended when I hold back and don't spend 24/7 with them. I just need space - not because I don't like you. I just NEED to be alone to function

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point in my life, I'm like a ground hog. I emerge every six weeks and inevitably see my shadow. I retreat back in for six more weeks and try again.

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Sara Nicole
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL this is my daughter, she's 12 and I know if she goes someone with me like an amusement park. I don't ask her to do anything with people the next 2 days. Ahhhhhh extroverts trying to raise introverts.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The very definition of being an introvert. People drain us, and we need SO much alone time to recharge our batteries.

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Andy boi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is too relatable - but I never get the chance to spend that much time alone

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Pamela Morrison
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm old and with roaring tinnitus in my dome, it's not nice being in noisy crowded places....my head hurts from listening to screaming kids and noisy, loud, attention seekers....actually I walked past a woman and her offspring who was baling her up....I looked at her and then at him and said: "....and you need some more red cordial..." ..she wasn't happy Jan!

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Marlene Ricker
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spending time with others is great, but even more great is some down time alone.

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Bevie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too. Don’t like crowds, loud noises, bright lights...the list goes on. Hyper sensitive here. LOVE quiet, low lights, candles, crafting, bible study, reading..... All of it would be wonderful in a hobbit house!!! :)

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Octavia Hansen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked in an office, I waited for everyone to go to lunch at noon, then I took my lunch at 1. Only had to put up with co-workers for 6 hours . . . still waaaaaayyyyyy too much . . .

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Steven Cook
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can only understand this on an intellectual level... Like, I recognize this is a thing for some people but, I can not relate to it at all...

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Mya Lugar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry you must stay longer in the asylum and are not allowed to check yourself out

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you

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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than the people who CAPITALIZE every OTHER word for DRAMATIC effect. Also better than those who use the word 'literally' too much and incorrectly. "I literally went to the store." My head threatens to explode when people do that. Literally.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, it means you should have taken biology classes more seriously.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Math should stop acting like a child and solve its own problems (not my quote but so true)

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