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On paper, autocorrect is awesome. When you send someone a text, it checks your writing and gets rid of all the spelling mistakes. But in reality... It's even better. You see, autocorrect has a good sense of humor—sometimes it makes random edits that completely change the meaning of a word or phrase you were going for. That way, a 'daughter' can become a 'disaster' and 'chivalry' can turn into 'chocolate'. And these "jokes" are even better if you notice them only after you hit "Send".

Below, Bored Panda has compiled a bunch of tweets about some of the worst autocorrect fails that are simply funny as duck. Enjoy!

#1

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bowNarrow007 Report

Raine Soo
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, all caps makes it seem like you're shouting.

Candace Fitzpatrick
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But I once wrote something not in caps and it autocorrected to SWAYZE and I have no idea why it would do that

Luna Lovegood!
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh, haha, nope. nope, mine autocorrects to and from anything.

Sweetie Cake
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i love thinking of it like this

Vicky Z
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WELL THAT'S NOT TRUE😉😉

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    #2

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's saving the muffin, it could help ease the disappointment.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I don't understand - why doesn't anyone look at what they typed before hitting send? It can autocorrect all it wants, but that text isn't going anywhere without my OK....

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you type in a hurry, your fingers can be faster than your eyes.

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    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could not disappoint him.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People choose what they do with their bodies, not their spouses.

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan, muffin is a euphemism for coochie in this instance.

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    The inventor on the patent for autocorrect and the closest thing it has to an individual creator is Dean Hachamovitch. And you could say it all started in the early '90s when Hachamovitch first joined Microsoft. He was given a job on the Word team and back then, word processing was at a crossroads: on one side were the people who wanted adornments and frills—improved desktop publishing, color separation, and things like that. On the other side was the functionality gang, where Hachamovitch found his place.

    These guys really wanted to help people get out of their own way. As Hachamovitch saw it, the main thing that people do on a word processor is type, and typing, according to him, is a matter of "a little bit of creativity and a whole lot of scutwork." Hachamovitch thought he could improve the typing experience by delivering us from scut. He set out to make our typing sleek and invisible, smooth as speaking from a teleprompter.

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    #3

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    Brocklesnitch Report

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine does that all the time. i use long words, and misspell one letter, and suddenly, it's like...'I'm a turkey in japan'

    Doggo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont like jomo jobo people

    maddie pealer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have decided to adopt this also, no one is going to understand it but i need this.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you don't like straight people, jetro jobo. (Which also sounds like words one might say instead of curse words after stubbing a toe in front of your children.)

    Steve
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looked it up for those wondering....male and female yak-cow hybrids

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    #4

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    thearibradford Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, of course, the infamous "ducking."

    Dylan(He/him/i Think)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ducking autopsy! I mean ducking auto! I mean f*****g duck!

    Dobby The House Elf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suicide? Vomit? Autocorrect who hurt you?

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy borthday two chews... Happy borthday two chews...

    engineer_nope.avi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, your phone is just trolling us, or they are planning suicide.

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT TO COMMIT SOMETHING! (Jk.)

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    #5

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    ManLike_Nesta Report

    Lara Milvain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call mine autocockup. To the point where autocorrect now autocorrects autocorrect to autocockup. A win for the little people.

    Xan Maranya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defeats the efficiency of voice testing. Oh, those corrections.

    Jeff Christensen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More, rather, than autocorrect corrects you correctly.

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    As WIRED pointed out, the notion of autocorrect was born when Hachamovitch began thinking about a functionality that already existed in Word. Thanks to Charles Simonyi, the longtime Microsoft executive who is widely recognized as the father of graphical word processing, Word had a "glossary" that could be used as a sort of auto-expander.

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    It allowed to set up a string of words—like insert logo—which, when typed and followed by a press of the F3 button, would get replaced by a JPEG of your company's logo. Neat. But Hachamovitch realized that this glossary could be used far more aggressively to correct common mistakes. He put together a bit of code that would allow you to press the left arrow and F3 at any time and immediately replace teh with the. His eureka moment came when he understood that because English words are space-delimited, the space bar itself could generate the replacement, making the correction automatic. Hachamovitch then compiled a list of common errors, and his team got to work. One Microsoft manager even dubbed them the Department of Stupid PC Tricks.

    #6

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    lilireinhart Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I do appreciate a man with chocolate. I see nothing wrong here. Chivalry is nice too, mind you.

    qwerty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the latter more.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Me too :D Chocolate is irresistible

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love those men with chocolate

    Lydia Gichia-Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chocolate is a food group...so any man willing to supply/give you with an absolute necessity...is a keeper.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect was actually correct!

    Damo Lee Park
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dunno why women love the idea of chivalry. It's a list of ways to care for your horse, with the caveat "be nice to women: at the end

    Melissa Gallo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate a man with both chivalry and chocolate

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    #7

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    rachelle_mandik Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's my monkey? WHERE'S MY MONKEY??

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting that autocorrect considers simians as currency.

    Tracy Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct, I’m disappointed with my purchase and I want my monkey please.

    Drew Sauveur
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.... *Looks around*. I'd like a Monkey Back guarantee, in fact I'd probably work with you exclusively if you offered a monkey back guarantee!

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I typed in a single w by accident and autocorrect changed it to s.

    the warner sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was playing Trivial Pursuit with my brother and dad and the question was, "Who sits around planning money-making schemes?" which my brother read as "monkey-making schemes", so this tweet is a whole different level of funny for me.

    W Rich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOLLLL autocorrect failed

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you are dissatisfied in any way, we'll give you back your monkey. :)

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    #8

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Kendragarden Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess we know who has been researching a lot about bitch

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AUTOCORRECT, WHAT THE DUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU MOUNTAIN TRUCKER

    Piet Puk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn you to hello, autocorrect.

    Sanaa Huffman Davadi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AUTOCORRECT I ALWAYS HATED YOUR DUCKING GUTS!!

    Sakina the llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am curled up on a beanbag with my iPad. I feel bad for my family, I’m peeling with laughter and they are giving me looks. Lol

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    Pretty soon, the team realized that autocorrect could also be used in less productive but far more entertaining tasks. One day, for example, Hachamovitch went into his boss' machine and changed the autocorrect dictionary so that any time he typed Dean, it was automatically changed to the name of his coworker Mike, and vice versa (his boss kept both his computer and office locked after that). Children were quick to pick this up too—after Hachamovitch went to speak to his daughter's third-grade class, he started receiving emails from the kids' parents, saying something along the lines of "Thank you for coming to talk to my daughter's class, but whenever I try to type her name, I find it automatically transforms itself into 'The pretty princess.'"

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    So now that you know the origins of autocorrect, do you really think all these hippos, I mean, hiccups on the list are accidental?

    #9

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    thearibradford Report

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This honestly happened, I texted my brother that I was 'Taking the dog for a walk' and autocorrect changed it to 'wank'. Sadly for the dog, it WAS just a walk.

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argh, that sucking f***s...

    Lara Milvain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same - the F word autocorrects to duck. Even when I want the F word - which is way more often than I want duck. So, I went into the text replacement tool, and added the F word as a replacement for duck. Now: I type F word. Gets autocorrected to duck, and then instantly back to the F word via text substitution. I’m a little proud that I won that round.

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if big brother is policing my text correspondence, they'll think I work at a wild fowl sanctuary given the frequency with which I talk about ducks!!

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've written f**k and d**k so many times that autocorrect changes DUCK to f**k/d**k.

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    #10

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    sarabellab123 Report

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it could read the chocolate bit, so...

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you type to your daughter you are a beautiful disaster

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    b b bb b burn!

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    #11

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    DocAtCDI Report

    Dark_flame
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine usually wants to burn in He'll

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still trying to find the guy.

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a special place in hello for people like this.

    Sharaban Roza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhhh i get it! he was trying to type "hell" and then autocorrect was like "hello" Ha ha! good 1!!

    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the Hello is going on??

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hell is in Hello" --- Lee Marvin, "Paint your wagon"

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, no one know who invented it or what it is. Just that it's there to drive everyone up the wall and how it works to do that.

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    #12

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    dad_on_my_feet Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect knows what's up

    The Best Mushroom Panda️
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just laughed out loud, even though I've read this post like five times. edit:funnily enough, fixing bad autocorrect

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocotrect is not wrong on this one

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes auto correct knows best

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The return value on these duckers is pretty low

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    #13

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    daddydoubts Report

    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey guys, did you know that there is a channel on YT called memes time that literally takes BP articles, and makes them into vids?

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    TheDragonPSA
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a Dad bod. It's a Father figure.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch.. true.. but still.. ouch!!

    Susan Green
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that’s just downright rude.

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    #14

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    1followernodad Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One word is enough to make everything a threat

    Just A Banana.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Birthday! Best regards, soon.

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    #15

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    envydatropic Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly I'd rather we were in the middle of a panda mix XD

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A global panda mix sounds fluffier and a lot less lethal.

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...2020 did throw some sledding pandas into the mix, not gonna lie.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panda Mix is just the plural of Pandemic.

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just need earth too auto correct it.

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    #16

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    thetradingchick Report

    Sharaban Roza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANOTHER ONE OF THESE JOKES!! (Go 2 11)

    Liv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I mean it suits both categories

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya I'd agree with that statement as well! 🤣

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    #17

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    SladeWentworth Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next thing you know she'll autocorrect everything to live, love, laugh

    TheLazyPoki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "C'mon kids, you're getting your fly shits today."

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the fly s**t work with the bleach & sunshine to prevent stupidit... er... I mean the flu?

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my family got our flu shots me and my mom were texting about them. She said, "the flue shots weren't bad this year" but her phone corrected shot to s***. It was pretty funny.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try Alexa. Ask for "Metallica", and it gives you (or at least gave my hubby) Manilow. As in Barry. As in, not even close. And that's why we don't have Siri or Alexa!

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    nooooooooo!- wait- why would siri need a vaccine if its a digital assistant?

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    #18

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    theDapperilla Report

    Little Ms. Quirky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect is just waiting for it's chance to autocorrect it to "exaggerate "

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me. I wouldn't have auto cucumber on if I could spell , geez

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    #19

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    jillboard Report

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet, when I try and type "duck on a junebug" I get "Dude on a jukebox". There you go, autocorrect, out niche reference me. It saw my daffy and raised me a Fonzie! Ayyyyyyye!!!

    JustAWeirdoGirlChild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my autocorrect has stopped fixing when i type waht instead of what bc i do it by accident all the time

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    u n r e l a t e d

    #20

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Kitty Luna Darrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    time for a visit to the next solar system

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, i'm dying well at the moment too

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can expect the phone to recommend you psychiatrists or a suicide hotline next

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you text that to you duckster

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you do start dying the second you're born

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    #21

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Lilly Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect can go to he'll (yes I let it change it for me lol)

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out if you like sports, it can go way off the rails with names too

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    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect always seems to give me what I don't want to say rather than what I do

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll sometimes typer ill and just wait for the auto correct to happen, but all it does is give me sick emojis. but i'm not ill. i'm i'll.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse than that is typing IL (the abbreviation for the US state of Illinois) and having it insist that I meant "I'll"

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    Glenna Mace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It annoys the f**k out of me that autocorrect WON'T put in an apostrophe and correct "dont" to "don't"

    StormWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with "I'll" when I mean "ill" ugh

    Sakina the llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And for the thousandth time I will never mean car instead of cat

    AzureFalcon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect Should Be Burnt With Peril's Scales.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autocorrect changes we'll to well

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    #22

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    LuvPug Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, good morbid to you, too!

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate mornings, so defo morbid.

    Jaekry
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good mourning" works wonders too...

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine changed ,'doctor' to 'demon'. I turned it off right then.

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    #23

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    aparnapkin Report

    Tracy Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Referring to yur friar tuck haircut?

    #24

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GRIND TO THE RHYTHM AS WE WINE AND DINE--sorry, I'm a theatre kid.

    Rocket Scientist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could have changed it to “whine and die”

    Axolotl King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well of course autocorrect knows how hard it is to be a parent, after all it has to look after every single person that has autocorrect

    LC Joyce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whine and die? Sounds like whiskey might be quicker. 😆

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like whine and wine😮🍷

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once texted my friend that she was right about the “miscarriage” , when I typed “moscato“

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it knows there's no energy left for dining, just for dieing (yes, that was on purpose)

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    #25

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    curlycomedy Report

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually autocorrect is a psycho

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine has her hahahas autocorrected to HAhaha and it annoys me more than it should

    #26

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    meenaharris Report

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nudity dosiorder? WhY DoNt YoU JuSt PuT SoMe ClOThEs oN??

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    Anon Anon
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have horrible social nudity disorder. EDIT: Damn autocorrect.

    Liv
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have very bad nudity

    Raptor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got it right. I always end up telling Autocorrect to f*** off

    Ugh.
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nudity attack 😅

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    #27

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    TheCatWhisprer Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then your phone and all the furniture in your house doubled over laughing

    Hooman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the toaster got up and made a cup of tea

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    just a hamilfan (hufflepuff)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your phone got "hacked" in the settings there's a way to change it

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly here autocorrect was doing you a favor. 😆

    Kyra Swanson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhm.... chile. anyways so- anyone wanna help me cancel Charli again?

    Shelley Hutchison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a prank by a teenager in your life. 🤣😂🤣

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    #28

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    rachelle_mandik Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a Maoist cake a cake that you must cut into perfectly equal parts but it is easy because there is actually nothing to share and then everyone dies ?

    Intrigued Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All cake is equal, but some cake are more equal than others

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the cakes are getting political now.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop it from a helicopter

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    #29

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    UnFitz Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its size 12 by the looks of it

    Islafoxcraft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!!!!!!!!! PROUD AND DEFIANT WE'LL SLAY THE GIANT!!!!

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    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!!! STARE DOWN THE ODDS AND SEIZE THE DAY

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too much at this

    #30

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    LurkAtHomeMom Report

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panic steaks are excellent, especially served with a nice panic red wine.

    LesAnimaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine once said "pancake attack" and honestly that sounds like way more fun

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The panic makes the meat extra tender and juicy

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panic steak - a perfectly acceptable form of comfort food

    LittlBabyPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    panic steak--you eat it w/ a panic fork

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat a lot of anxiety chips, myself.

    Sophia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle got a panic attack once. When this happened he texted my other uncle, I’m having a picnic fact. He was so freaked out he did not notice it at first

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have them at your next barbecue.

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    #31

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    MissHavisham Report

    Duncan Ash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cabbage is pretty much synonymous with carnage if you watch Avatar

    Harlow
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Don Karnage 😔

    #32

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Lilly Report

    Lydia Gichia-Black
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think autocorrect might be on a diet on the dl and needed to be strong.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wonder if it changed chivalry to chocolate before or after the diet

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    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    food was changed to good so yummy good food

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autocorrect in Spanish always corrects the word "casi" (almost) and it writes "cadí", which doesn't exist! I don't know why, but it drives me crazy.

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hungry for good, thank you XD

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    #33

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    anne_theriault Report

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's OK, my phone corrected Philadelphia Flyers to "Philadelphia F**kers" and I know I have had some disappointments with the team but it's not that bad!

    DogPerson7
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you know, I really like that movie the mighty d**ks."

    Zucchini
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad one texted "we're having dish d*cks for dinner. sorry, fish ducks", and he never noticed that what he had sent!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to have some more context about those mighty ducks though.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not a porn already...

    MockingbirdTheWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philadelphis. One of my wolves in WolfQuest that I created's name.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lets just hop who did not type that to a child

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    #34

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    rachelle_mandik Report

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's kinda cute lmao you buttonhole

    Tracy Wolfe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literarily, figuratively correct

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add the word "absolute" before the noun. This turns any noun into an insult. "You absolute giant buttonhole." See?

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    random young kid: "butt-on-hole"

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    #35

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    SladeWentworth Report

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, I tried to text that to my bestie, and it autocorrected "I meditated" to "I masturbated". When she received the text, she said, "Since when did you like sex?" I was so embarrassed. When I tried to send the text again, it was still a failure. So I ended saying, "I meant that I m e d i t a t e d! Stupid autocorrect!" And my friend went LMFAO. Curse the person who invented autocorrect. Now, I finally know that when it autocorrects, space twice. You guys should try that too. It really would work. Hope so for you guys. :) Have a nice day and don't let autocorrect get you.

    Robertson Shinnick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were fleeing a hurricane. Our inland destination for the evacuation was Jesup, Georgia. My sister, concerned for our safety, asked my mother if she had heard any news about us. Mom told her, “They have gone to Jesup”. But autocorrect made her tell my sister, “They have gone to Jesus”. Oops..

    #36

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Manda_like_wine Report

    BananaJo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I TOLD YOU TO STOP GETTING CHOCOLATE CEREAL! YOU'RE RUINING ERANDS!

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    #37

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    jillboard Report

    JosePP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My autocorrect has recently become obsessed with auto capitalising FROM and now every request for husband to pick up groceries sounds like a violent threat

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when it capitalizes random words that just HAPPEN to also be movies, shows, etc. I get most annoyed with it always turning "room" into "Room." I am not constantly talking about a six year old movie, autocorrect!

    Ghostva
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ig ur iPhone doesnt like Buffalo Wild Wings

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dismantling the patriarchy on a device built by one of the most controlling men in the world... Irony.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing some interesting trends in what auto-correct programmers/algorithms prioritize....

    Swyft
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone can enjoy wings

    #38

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    jessicasizeland Report

    ThatOneCrazyFanGirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *a few minutes of exercising tongue* "TIME TO LICK YOU OUT JESS" *big lick* *jess gets licked to another continent*

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he has been drinking again, he will be marinated in rum... Can I lick some too?

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    #39

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    MaraWilson Report

    Kittygirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always snuggle with my pussy car at night! 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚗 🐱 🐱 🐱 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

    BrendanEhlers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next text “cat cat cat cat cat cat cat”

    Jackie Porter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work for an ambulance service in the UK. When we create a request for an ambulance (ie when the call comes in to us via 999) we have a box on the form which is the Chief Complaint. Unfortunately what is typed in there cannot be changed once the operator hits enter. The amount of jobs I've seen where a patient has been run over by cat or knocked over by cat is just tremendous and it makes me giggle whenever I see them. Typo's and autocorrect make me laugh.

    #40

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    CindyPoluta Report

    Tracy Leonard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and for the thousandth time I will NEVER say "poshmark" instead of "?". Don't even know what it is!

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually pulled many words out of my autocorrect dictionary so they stop popping up. Like Friar would pop up when I typed "friday" and I never talk about friars so it's goooone.

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    #41

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    UnFitz Report

    Kitty Luna Darrow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this only applies if you're a stereotypical anime girl.

    Elvira Kreft
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    #42

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    brokeymcpoverty Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    autocorrect can have a mind of its own

    Adit Danhorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably call someone I'm mad at s**tBucket after seeing this than sh*t

    GaeFrog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that happened to me but duck kept autocorrecting to F**KFACE

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    #43

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    HomeWithPeanut Report

    #44

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    tanipartner1998 Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is autocorrect trying to ruin relationships?

    Tabby_Sohee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *panics* Or wait, maybe autocorrect would prefer *pan-fries*

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shy, and silly, because you can be shy to ask, but be willing to see them...

    Bill Kratz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he unfriend for that? He's weird!

    Johan Plane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spellchecking before you press send can be good occasionally...

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    #45

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    envydatropic Report

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us olderish ladies unite and jiggle all the way.

    Rando Pando
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who’s gettin’ coal for Christmas now! Callin’ Santa fat!

    #46

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Gupton68 Report

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how sure are we that who didn't type that on person

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    #47

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    maryfairybobrry Report

    Gonzalo Terán
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? You´re banning the word "porn"? This is getting ridiculous.

    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every website's advertisers fear grownup words...

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    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait did BP censor what i think it censored?

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is a funny autocorrect replacement. Also, we censor that replacement, ruining the whole joke.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people will be very disappointed at the fall festival.

    Nate Hull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your stuff. I'll take the pumpkin lie instead.

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough what? Do not get the blurred word

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    #48

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    thepursuinglife Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More to the point, why would I ever use the word "ducking" as an adjective when it's clearly a verb.

    JosePP
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe autocorrect is secretly a really strict Conservative Karen who is passive aggressively trying to make millenials behave better... Just sayin

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    #49

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    ladyxesphio Report

    Ellie J
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have preferred it to be signed off with a mildly threatening 'soon'

    Skylar King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to he'll autocorrect, go to he'll.

    BrendanEhlers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sparsely, he’ll what. Why did I. Say SPARSELY and what is. Up with all the periods. Also it should be seriously not SPARSELY.

    Orange Mountain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I go to type “Evie” it autocorrects to “Evil”. Evie is one of the closest friends I have ever had. :/

    #50

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    AngryBlackLady Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another with no lucking duck at mall

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate passive-aggressive - I just want everyone to duck off and leave me the duck alone.

    Eirik Johnsbråten
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just curious, why are you writing "duck" multiple times?

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the duck? my phone doesn't let me be me

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    #51

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    ReelQuinn Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I apologise for laughing much too hard at this one. Poor Donna.

    Sarah Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Just because it rhymes doesn't mean it'll autocorrect

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    Tabby_Sohee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seemingly, you and Donna don’t have a great history ahead of you.

    Intrigued Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donna is moving to a different state

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    #54

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Manda_like_wine Report

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    #55

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    AngryRaccoon2 Report

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she did!! On the show at least, I unfortunately never read the books. When the big land company tried to take Walnut Grove. They all did. She and Monzo burned their house down and the whole town set up dynamite in the center of town and then sent it up in flames.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Nellie and Mrs Olsen were the first to go.

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    #56

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow you got a good topic to talk about

    #57

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    AkilahObviously Report

    Mrs_ Possum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, perhaps when a group of people are all in danger from a low flying object, and they all duck at the same time, they perform a group...(cluster)...duck...? I tried 😁

    sylvanticx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or perhaps when a bunch of objects cluster together in the shape of a duck. it is a cluster duck.

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    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cluster of ducks, obviously.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little group of bitchy ducks who sit in ponds and quack about Jenny's new featherstyle.

    Liam Johann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cluster of ducks destroying people

    the warner sister
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Urban Dictionary: An even more polite way to say "Cluster F**k" without saying "F**k". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.

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    #60

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    SarahThyre Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the heck is a torturgasm? wait - that was a rhetorical question, please do not answer that.

    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as you should be.

    Tabby_Sohee
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear phone. I am afraid.

    #61

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Manda_like_wine Report

    #62

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    anne_theriault Report

    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Casper, we're going out!!!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The creepy twins from The Shining, or the ones from Luigi's Mansion ?

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    #64

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    CamillaCleese Report

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    #67

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    AllisonRFloyd Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good new slang word. "I'm not angry at all...feeling totally chowder."

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    #69

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Kendragarden Report

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you know that's what I wanted to say, autocorrect?

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    #71

    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    sweetmomissa Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction : "YOUR almost every relationship with a man since YOUR birth".

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people like this annoy me. No, it's not men as a whole's fault, it's just that you have crappy taste in guys

    KALEB KELLY
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´m a guy and I found this funny, so no.

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    #72

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    lesbrains Report

    Paul Budhram
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Sophia Atkinson
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    4 years ago

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    Autocorrect is sexist

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that word means what you think it means. It's just a faulty spell checker. It does not have the capacity to discriminate against anybody.

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    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago

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    Autocorrect cannot have a jote about it

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    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

    Suibian_gongzi Report

    Shika Louis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... *pats down mound of earth* "Auto-correct won't be saying anything soon...

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically, one day, they will... nevermind.

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    mindykaling Report

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL As an aside, Michael Fassbender was nicknamed Michael Fatbender when he was a young teenager. He confirmed it in an interview when he was pitching one of the X-Men movies with James McAvoy. James broke down in peals of laughter.

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    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

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    #83

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    Pauliina Pain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooooooh so there is a tennis player with that last name. 😂 Now it would be weird if your autocorrect started picking Finnish words spontaneously.

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    jburgh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean “jomo jobo.”

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't realize Tegan wasn't unisex...

    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but tegan is a unisex name....well I mean it's not super popular so I guess it could have done that bc it didn't recognize the name

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tegan is a unisex, albeit relatively uncommon, name. Of course the spell checker will try to correct it to something more recognizable. It does not have the capacity to discriminate. This person is just trying to be offended.

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    Funny-Tweets-Autocorrect

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    jazz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shot, here we to again.

    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago

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    ohnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    #86

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    Gay Llama
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Would if well street" is what my phone changed it to.

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    TheElementalGod️️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complaining is better than solving the problem you are company paining about

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    Kittygirl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can actually change that in keyboard shortcuts... I think...

    Lara Milvain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settings | Search - “Text Replacement”. Delete the “On My Way!” entry. Enjoy.

    Orange Mountain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep when I try to type ikr it corrects to IKR. LIKE CHIIL AUTOCORRECT I DONT WANNA YELL.

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago

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    but Carson a good boy

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    #95

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    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should find better snakes.

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    #96

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to upvote this purely because I live in Spokane County. I couldn't care less about sports.

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