87 Hilarious Tumblr Posts That Prove The Site Is Still Unapologetically Brilliant

And then they get offended that you touched their paw...

🤣🤣🤣 Totally works.

It's as if she can read my mind.

What if they give you a fail mark?

It's an all day all you can eat buffet with my 3 cats plus foster kittens ( 2 at the moment ). That's 8 dishes, 5 meat and 3 biscuits plus 3 water fountains.

Oh, this is just darling :)

Followed by warm fudge chocolate brownies with cream and custard and ice cream.

Absolutely! Going through my pictures and memes on my phone, I've realized just how many there are of cows or that are cow related. As much as I love animals, I'm not the one obsessed with cows specifically, but it sure seems like it :)

Well trained rat.

For those unfamiliar with Diogenes, the founding father of cynicism, do yourselves a favor and look him up for a good laugh paired with food for thought

What work was the tortoise doing?

I do this all the time. Feeling my heart rate increase already.

Good. Cheddar and I were nearly arrested

I am more fascinated by the fact somebody spent time in creating this.

I remember when we moved back to Tennessee and my wife and kids were so surprised by the amount of fireflies, while I'm sitting there thinking "Where'd they all go?"

Worlds best poker face.

The new McOrange burger.

I read somewhere that hibernating bears are actually great examples for explaining why we will still want dessert after eating a full meal and feeling full. When bears are trying to fatten up before hibernation, once they start filling up, they will often eat just the skin of the fish they catch, because it is more calorically dense. Dessert is our version of trying to consume more calories when we have very little room left in our stomachs, because starvation has been a major problem throughout most of our evolution

So is cereal just a milk based soup?

This is our almost 30 years old mare, getting a bit arthritic but still able to bend in the most elaborate curves when a tadty pluck of grass outside the fence or breaking into the hay shed is involved.

Waiting for the braincell to fire up.

I miss 10 seconds ago, when I was still blissfully unaware of the existence of this picture. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to do some eye bleaching

Fool me twice...

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!

People with shorter hair do too, it's just harder to see

had one cat who wouldnt leave my charger alone and my dad never believed me when i said i needed a new one :(

I AM FAMIL

I know three purple fiends.

So...cats are actually neurodivergent?

Here he comes

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When I was in primary school, there was a boy that wanted to kiss me. I complained to the teacher on yard duty that he keeps chasing me so he could kiss me and her response was 'just stop running' which I am still mad about 30 years later.