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If you’re in need of some giggles today, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We’ve taken a trip to the Today Years Old Instagram page and gathered some of their most hilarious memes and screenshots down below. 

No matter how many trips you’ve taken around the sun, we’re all “today years old” at the moment, and we all deserve to enjoy some silly content. So have fun scrolling through, and remember to upvote the pics you’ll want to see when you're "tomorrow years old" and "next week years old" too! 

More info: XFacebook | TikTok | TodayYearsOld.com

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    Mia Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world...) so in my book not selfish. It's more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it's ok to sometimes be selfish.

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    The Today Years Old Instagram account is dedicated to sharing entertainment, news and memes. And clearly, it’s doing a great job, as the account has amassed an impressive 9.1 million followers since its creation in 2018. But if Instagram isn’t your favorite platform, have no fear. Today Years Old can also be enjoyed on X, Facebook, and TikTok as well.

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    TYO even has their own website, TodayYearsOld.com, which explains their community. “We’ve created a network of social accounts that drive influence,” the site states. “Leveraging creative content and marketing strategies, our approaches have allowed us to build a highly engaging and organic audience across all platforms. From viral memes and trending videos to fun facts and discoveries, our communities are centered around content that speaks to people.”

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs... What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It's being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.

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    Sergy Yeltsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn't one going round, true or not.

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    arthbach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.

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    We’re big fans of Today Years Old Media here at Bored Panda, so this actually isn’t the first time we’ve covered one of their accounts. And lucky for us, when we featured posts from their X page about a year ago, we were able to get in touch with the company’s founder, Aidan Schwieger.

    As far as where the inspiration for Today Years Old Media came from, Aidan shared, "I always found myself coming across random facts that truly blew my mind, and couldn’t help but share them in the hope that others would find them as fascinating as I did.” This list features mostly memes and silly photos, but on the group’s X account, there are many fun facts that followers can learn when they’re “today years old.”

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    Birgit M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and I also have books I've read more than twenty times.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they're just being greedy monsters

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    "I’m truly amazed that the project has had such a positive response on Twitter, literally overnight,” Aidan went on to say. “We’ve had a long-standing presence on Instagram, but I’m so glad the content we share has now found a home on Twitter as well.”

    And when it comes to what Aidan decides to share to his followers, he previously told Bored Panda, "In all honesty, I really share whatever interests me. I love learning new things and when I come across something unusual or unexpected, I can’t help but share it.”

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    MadisonLuna
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove

    Jo pay me more
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pull the lever, Kronk!" "Wrong lever!" Lmfao 🤣

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    Walter Brameld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wouldn't pick the half randomly, like Thanos did.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought Thanos couldn't choose, but the fact that Tony Stark wiped out Thanos and his army means he could have chosen to eliminate only evil beings.

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    Captain Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ultron. Dude spends 10 seconds on the internet and knows that it's the humans that are the actual problem.

    Gworlypop
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez I think I agree more with villains than the “heroes”

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    shankShaw deReemer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dexter! But minus the chopping people up thing. Don't know that I could do that part. But killing bad people because they were never really punished: that's for me! I'm coming for you BB, JT, and MG.

    shankShaw deReemer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! I so thought the question could be about any fictional villain. Sorry, Pandas!

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    Cosmetica Solist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bane from batman. The rich do suck and should be punished for hoarding wealth

    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish the Rapture was a real thing, and that it worked like this: if you think you’re so special that you’re convinced the Rapture will take you, it does, and then the reasonable and neighborly among us are left in peace.

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, you've thought about this haven't you 😂

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    Lorem Ispum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos has the right intentions, but not the right idea of how to help people at all.

    Psycho Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ursula, because nothing in life is free.

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Syndrome. If everyone is special, no one will be. He wanted true equality.

    Max Fox
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that Kira wrote "y'all". Why does kira somehow believe that they are more worthy of remaining than anybody else?

    brittany
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Principal Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. He went a little over board actually breaking into Ferris's home but i totally get not wanting the smarta** to get away with ditching school

    I’m A Black Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Smith from Matrix: human beings are a virus, a disease, a plague, a cancer of this planet

    lonely miso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chef Louis from Little Mermaid (the original animated one)— Fish are delicious, sorry Ariel but they just are!

    HurlWurk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most good story villains have a point, even if it's ultimately handled wrong, there is truth to it.

    Leigh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Edgar in aristocats. The old lady was going to leave it all to the cats despite his loyal years of service.

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Thanos didn't upset me as much as he should have. 8 billion people! We've become a plague.

    Ciro Festa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Cassanova Frankenstein, from Mystery Men, because he just wants to "get down und boogie!"

    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Captain Thaddeus Harris, because Commandant Lassard, how ever a nice old man he is, he and his group of missfits are just a bunch of buffons that only succeed out or pure luck (and breaking alot of rules).

    Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally everyone trying to kill Elsa 'We need to kill her before she renders the entire country a wasteland' 'NO!She's my sister!'

    Morgen Stern
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, #teamThanos all the way!

    Nikos Papakonstandinou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's more like 80% of us. The people pointing this out usually don't think that they could be in the pool of people being "snapped" out of existence. Of course, Thanos was wrong because he had absolute reality-altering power, therefore he could wish for limitless resources. But then, that's the problem with magical items of unlimited power. They break everything in a story.

    Mary Lovill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frank Abagnale Jr. (Leo DiCaprio, ‘Catch Me if You Can.’ Simply because he showed people who felt more Godlike than necessary that he could do their jobs better than they did them. He was Amazing!!!!

    Jack Harris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only people who have seen Death Note will get this joke, but I find OP's name very appropriate.

    steven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why stop at half. That still leaves 4 billion.

    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Borg Queen. Everybody just needs to get along with each other, pool their abilities, and work together. Everyone who can't do this needs to be eliminated. In Star Trek, the Borg have a much more advanced social system than the humans.

    Bremusa4u
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half isn't enough. We reproduce like bunnies.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the movie about where they went. Any clues? Ideas? Director is looking for a project

    My “in my head” Voice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as we can pick the half that goes, I'm in.

    Capybara With a Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a movie but: Heinz Doofenshmirtz! He's the best forever!!!

    D00FINSHMERTZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and there were a couple different Phineas and Ferb movies.

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    Nicholas Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, kira, now spend the rest of your existence sorting out the list of who needs to go.

    Rich Black
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anton chigur. We should accept our situation. There would be more dignity in it.

    Rolling Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movie heroes are written by younger & hopeful folks who will also write new world ending villain characters once they are in mid 30s.

    Leslie Gasper
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    Suck it Trebek
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it! That's my answer. Thanos was right.

    Seonag Udell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tv programme, but Cersie from game of thrones.

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked Blaine from I Zombie.

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like kira thinks they are immune to it 😂

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr Bertrand Zobrist, definitely. Kinda the humane thanos.

    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biff Tannen I wanna bang lea thompson too

    FromageFeet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arthur fleck played by Joaquin Phoenix

    PotatoPanda
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    Hannibal Lector (still unsure of he qualifies as the villian, because he did help)

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    Because Today Years Old had only recently taken off on Twitter when we last spoke with Aidan, he noted that it’s difficult to know what content resonates the most with followers. “But we hope to continue to be a daily source of trending facts and discoveries in a variety of topics,” he added.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately the sleazy dates will lie and say "no", when, in fact, there is someone

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    Elwood Schwartz (it/that)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we had a cry room at work. I'd use it every day. Maybe multiple times.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th

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    The founder also wanted to encourage readers to never stop seeking out new information. "There is always something new to learn in our world. You can never really know everything,” he previously shared. "I hope this project will allow people to find new interests and encourage us to continue to be curious about the world around us."

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    Mat O'Dowd
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe we have the museum night since 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Night_of_Museums

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    Learning something new every day and getting in some laughs every day are both key to maintaining a happy, healthy life. So by following a few Today Years Old accounts, you can have all of your bases covered. On X, you’ll learn why the highways in the United States are numbered the way that they are, and on TikTok, you’ll learn that San Francisco residents have been taping notes in the windows of their cars urging people to stop breaking into them. Meanwhile, on Instagram, you’ll find hilarious screenshots of silly conversations that have taken place online.   

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    Raumpfleger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.

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    Mario Strada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.

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    According to Everyday Health, you can’t be stressed and laugh at the same time, so if you find yourself holding onto some tension, don’t hesitate to find something funny to help you relax. “Just a moment of laughter can allow us to think more clearly and creatively and strengthen a sense of connection with others,” clinical psychologist Natalie Christine Dattilo, PhD told Everyday Health. Squeeze in a few moments to scroll through funny memes or exchange silly stories with your loved ones, and you’ll be sure to have a brighter day than you would have otherwise. 

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don't mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)

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    We hope you’ve been able to get a kick out of some of these memes, pandas! Keep upvoting the screenshots and pics you find particularly hilarious, and let us know in the comments which ones are the most relatable to you. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous publications featuring Today Years Old, you can find them right here and here!

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True friends should be like this always

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even tho I know it's her dress, it's funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?

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    Pamela24
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he's right, I don't blame him but he was framing it as if that's so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families - he's actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And turning my pillow over every second body turn

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex has been replaced by comfort food

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!

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    SirWriteALot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this "you need to WORK on this relationship" is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on ... it's not WORK.

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.

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    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why they sometimes find extinct animals. "Hey, hasn't this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?"

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can't understand this, then it's probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life

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    Temporary Dork
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It's bad enough.

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    Trish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. How many friends do you have?

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She chose acceptance over being used as a puppet

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