50 Weird, Funny, And Totally Unhinged TikTok Comments That Made Their Way To This Twitter Page
The internet has a bit of a love-hate relationship with TikTok. Some people spend hours scrolling the feed for fun and quirky new videos while others wouldn’t touch the app with a ten-foot pole because of how addictive it is. However, you can’t deny that TikTok can be pretty entertaining at times (even if it’s for the wrong reasons).
Now that’s where the ‘TikTok Comments,’ aka @commentsooc, Twitter account comes in. It documents the most bizarre, confusing, and unhinged comments and screengrabs to ever grace the video-sharing app. We’ve collected some of the very worst offenders. Scroll down to check them out.
This post may include affiliate links.
Yeah you know im sure soldiers and hospitals would want smelly period blood that is gloopy, brown in some cases and smells like fermented cologne.
Yes, because OF COURSE I choose to be in agonising pain everyday… /s
Let all females give it to you, all of our wasteful blood. Every single drop. It is yours to do as you please with it. Happy to send it your way.
They should burn all the "conversion camps" to the ground. You can't pray the gay away.
Yea I agree they're completely disgusting but that joke was at least a little funny
Load More Replies...My ex wife is gay and my ex girlfriend married a rich member of British royalty. All true. Coming up on 26 years with second wife though! You never know how things might turn out!
I nominate you as a negotiator to Putin, your credentials seems a good fit in converting to the other side... :D
“Today” needs to be inserted after the words gay and straight in this statement. Good chance one or both ex’s will be moving along the spectrum again in the near future.
She just pushes everyone into liking men. She must be terrible! Seriously, I hope she finds the right person though
i would be an asshat too if i was named honesty (no offense to people named honesty you're probably very nice)
I would be the embodiment of chaos if I were named Serenity...it would be far too difficult to pass up the chance to be ironic.
Load More Replies...Imagine naming your kid Honesty. What are they, a My Little Pony? Lmao
Or a Care Bear! (for those who are old enough to know what those are!!)
Load More Replies...This is HILARIOUS. I choked on my water as I read it!😂
Load More Replies...Shades of Terry Pratchett. "Life being what it is, Hope turned out to be a depressive, Prudence had fifteen children, Chastity was enjoying life as a lady of negotiable affection in Ankh-Morpork, and Charity expected to get five dollars change out of thirteen cents."
I laughed myself into hiccups when I read that first. My aunt Prudence got married swiftly, had twins, had three more children in only slightly more than that many years, left her husband, came back and little Michael was the result of the reunion. 6 in 7 years. I'm pretty sure she never met Terry Pratchett
Load More Replies...I love the name Serenity just because of Sailor Moon. But I would never name my kids that. And this is coming from a country with strict naming laws (I think Serenity would be allowed, not sure about Honesty).
Out of curiosity, what country? I read something on BP before and forgot.😬
Load More Replies...The ‘TikTok Comments’ Twitter page was created back in June 2020. In the nearly three years since its inception, the account has grown to 195k followers. Clearly, people love seeing just how weird and ridiculous TikTok can really get!
The founder of the account values community engagement quite a bit. They urge their followers to not be shy and send them a message with their own submissions. The best ones can actually get featured on the page, for everyone to gawk at.
Yeah, but it's not like production is year round AND that is their winter food so if they're not subsidized they starve.
Average modern day production using man-made hive boxes and pre-panted flower varieties nearby, produces 6-10 times more than the hive needs to survive. They can take a lot and still leave the bees with more than enough for winter. Learned this from a bee keeper. THere are many factors that go into production, but they max it out. Also bee keeping is what is preventing bees from dying out, as they are declining worldwide
Load More Replies...Looks like a guy around mid 40/50s called dave who goes to a bar every weekend with his friends
Met a lady walking a dog called Dave - she said every time she called 'Dave' for the dog to come back a LOT of men would look round!
Load More Replies...American here. Honestly reminds me of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, governor of Arkansas.
Looks like an average 50 y.o. American man that lives in his mom's basement.
Nah, that dog is def British. If it were American, it would be much fatter
Load More Replies...TikTok is absolutely massive right now. According to ‘Demand Sage,’ the app has over 1.53 billion users worldwide (that’s nearly a third of all internet users on Planet Earth). 1 billion of those are monthly active users (aka one-fifth of all global internet users).
Meanwhile, more than 1 billion videos are watched every single day on the platform. The numbers are mind-bogglingly impressive. However, huge numbers alone don’t make something positive. Some thinkers have begun calling TikTok a ‘weapon of mass distraction.’
I am an engineer, and I'll let you in on a secret: Even we don't know! We just make it up as we go along! Fake it till you make it, as they say!
Isn't making it up as you go along the definition of engineering? If it already exists, why do you need an engineer to make a new one?
Load More Replies...The world would be better off if all children knew what "engineer" means. The fact that Americans call train drivers "engineers" makes it more confusing. So just so y'all know in case you don't: Engineers figure out how to make things. Designers make things look good, feel good, etc., but engineers make them safe, functional, enduring and cost-effective. American train drivers are called engineers because back in the day, distances on railroads were so spread out, they'd actually keep an engineer on board to figure out how to repair the engine or, in the case of floods, landslides, etc., even rebuild the track. Civil engineers build public works projects, like highway systems, infrastructure, airports, stadiums, etc. Mechanical engineers build machines, whereas industrial engineers build production methods, so includes procedures and workforce management. Other fields of engineering include medical, chemical, materials, energy (incl. nuclear), electrical (incl. radio) and computer.
My dad was an engineer and my hubby is one as well. But I still have no clue what they do. 😂
My grandfather was an engineer. But as a kid I thought that meant he drove a train. I even used to tell people he drove trains. I was quite disappointed when I found out he actually worked in a box factory. :)
It must be nice knowing that the bombs falling on your city are aesthetically pleasing.
In fairness we talk about how pretty the bombs are in the star spangled banner, but yes absolutely terrible.
Load More Replies...Some people call those starlight rounds. Useful for illuminating a battlefield. Lots of magnesium and phosphorus. With enough of them, you can light the whole sky on fire. I feel a little sick just thinking about it.
Oh. My God. My tolerance of stupidity just topped out and I'm only on #5. I'm going to take a nap.
Reading your comments on here: the fact that it is known as „THE war“ now is both terrifying and sad.
I think that it’s referred to as the war because it’s one of the most well known wars happening at the moment
Load More Replies...I mean, atheism is the lack of belief in deities. Many believe the essence of what believers call god, or the godhead, exists wholly & solely within the individual. Much as satanism is the belief that oneself is their own manifest in of what god means. Thus, thanking god that one is an atheist is simply thanking oneself for not believing in deities. My explanation is pedantic, but it checks.
I salute your pedantic explanation, very good.
Load More Replies...Don’t know why you were downvoted, have an upvote
Load More Replies...Hate the "oh my god" argument. Just because that phrase is spoken so often that people reflexively say it out of common association with stress relief, not internal beliefs.
This made me giggle. My parther is an atheist. If he tells me a little factoid, and I say "are you kidding?" He will legit raise his right hand and say "Swear to God"
Don’t get us wrong, there are plenty of awesome content creators on TikTok—and how you entertain and educate your audience is completely up to you as a video maker. However, it would be naive to think that all the videos that you see on your feed are quality.
Like any other video or social media platform, TikTok has its fair share of mind-numbing posts that gobble up your time, strain your eyes, and further reduce your already limited attention span. Sure, you’re entertained… for like a few seconds. But can you genuinely remember what video you watched before the current one? Or the one before that?
(in case you dont know it's men loving men and women loving women)
I was looking for this comment :D have an upvote
Load More Replies...HOLD UP WHERES THREE OWLS IN A COAT WE NEED TO SUMMON THEM!!! FAMILY REUNION TIME!!!
Load More Replies...looks like if pete wentz and prince william had a baby. in 2008. when wills still had hair.
It reminds me of that old website, "Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber"
Did you guys know that a friend with benefits but like without the sex is something called a “friend”? TIL, 🤯
... screams every Tolkein fan who hears that Samwise and Frodo were gay.
Load More Replies...Nah, sexual and romantic feelings ain't the same: You can love someone but don't want to sex them, or wanting to sex someone without loving them. So a romantic asexual polycule can be a thing.
Your average TikTok user spends around 1.5 hours on the platform every single day. Back in 2019, this used to be around 14.6 minutes.
More and more people are getting used to incredibly short-form content because their attention spans have become abysmal.
Shrooms.. I've had an 8th sitting in my goody box for at least two years... I'm in my 40's there's no way I'm pulling that off unscathed 🤣.
There was a famous rockstar who said they would do 'shrooms and other hard core stuff. He said while on them they would write all of these song lyrics and swear they were the most in-depth, hard hitting, most inspiring songs they'd ever written. The next day they'd find their paper to see these life changing lyrics and it was always just the most ridiculous, hilarious sentences. Some even just jibberish. They'd laugh for hours over it. This post made me think of this 😂 I bet the cat was so annoyed with his owner just staring at him 😂
Don't tell a soul what you learned! Cats are notoriously creative when plotting petty revenge
I once took too much of a prescribed cold medicine and channeled my cat. I wanted to run free through the night with the moonlight reflecting off my white fur and to feel the cool, soft dew on my paws.
to be fair, we've got everything all wrong
Load More Replies...Apologies for being pedantic but if they were looking at Big Ben, they weren't looking at a clock, Big Ben is a bell.
It wouldn't surprise me if the USA uses some weird time system where midnight is actually -10 o'clock and the day ends at 220 o'clock.
We just put the minutes before the hour MM:H it’s great.
Load More Replies...When I visited my English bf for the first time - I'm German - I never got roasted so much in my life and it was only loving banter I'm terrified to accidentally anger someone there XD
I'd've told him I was from Australia and wanted to see if they really turned the other way.
"One pencil shaving.. two pencil shaving..[FOUR HOURS LATER] "Mom, I learned the American metric system! I measured the table with pencil shavings." // edit: I read that in the pirate in along bobs voice, join me. It's pure bliss.//
For sanity reasons the artist should have erased it from memory instead.
For example, Dr. Gloria Mark, from the University of California in Irvine, told CNN that researchers have tracked the decline in people’s ability to focus for decades.
“In 2004, we measured the average attention on a screen to be 2½ minutes. Some years later, we found attention spans to be about 75 seconds. Now we find people can only pay attention to one screen for an average of 47 seconds,” the expert noted.
This would be funnier/more effective if it wasn't directed at Prime Video; the one part of Amazon that doesn't have a warehouse.
I'm sure it still screws employees wherever and whenever it can.
Load More Replies...I've never seen a straight flag. They always hang limp or flutter . . . like my heart /s
I think they mean straight as in heterosexual?
Load More Replies...Straight People have no need for a flag. They have 364 days where they are celebrated
My brain just immediately went to the fact that it rhymed
A straight flag would be 2 white people having obligatory missionary sex once a month
Shît and I thought the other Paul was dumb. I weep for the future.
Load More Replies...Ayyyyyy I'm a Scorpio and I got borderline lets gooo
Load More Replies...Oh, so my ex ended up on here. He literally adopts the interests, and beliefs of the women he dates. It was funny to watch him go from a Nerdy, liberal, atheist, gaming Xennial to a Pro Russia, Trump Supporting, Dumpster Diving, Conservative Baptist Yucci.
I'm very tired...I read that initially as "I am unicorn".
Load More Replies...It’s difficult to get to grips with the exact amount of time the average person spends in front of a screen every single day. For instance, ‘Exploding Topics’ notes that, on average, people around the world spend nearly 7 hours in front of screens per day (6 hours and 58 minutes to be exact). In the US, the average is slightly larger, standing at 7 hours and 4 minutes. South Africans, on the other hand, spend 10 hours and 46 minutes.
yeah and i don't think we want to get into it...let's just throw away the whole suitcase
Load More Replies...the is a mess from start to finish, but that make a wish joke just hit me omg
That went from 0 to 1000 then over a cliff in the blink of an eye
Uh why are you assuming OP is dead? "Cancer treatment" does not equal "dead from cancer"
Load More Replies...At least they apologized. some folks would just double down
Vampire.Money really be a my chemical romance fan with a picture of frank iero
Sometimes I give a lifeless stare to camera 2 like "The Office" ngl
Load More Replies...All You Zombies - you're just spear-carriers in the background of my life
Meanwhile, CNN, citing a Nielsen Company audience report, states that your average American spends roughly 10 hours and 39 minutes each day consuming media. That includes using computers, smartphones, tablets, and TVs; however, radios are also included.
I support a woman's right to be wrong-there is a SEVERE lack of famous female criminals, someone should fix that :)
If you are a famous criminal, that means you got found out. Maybe the female criminals are a little too smart for that.
Load More Replies...And we have the right to make what ever mistakes we want.. without a bunch of fat politicians telling us we can't make choices.
I can see it, but I don't think any form of the word "rock" would be included in a sentence about erectile dysfunction. 😏
Load More Replies...I'm calling him that from now on. My mom and sister both like him, so it'll be great.
Load More Replies...Ok without context I thought of eating disorders 1st too
“The overall results don’t surprise me. The number of devices we have proliferate the overall time spent with screens, and the number of devices is increasing. A lot of people have been thinking about how or whether this time spent is a good use of their time, which becomes a deep issue,” Steve Gortmaker, a professor of health sociology at Harvard University, told CNN.
I thought that was like Armie Hammer or something? Definitely a weird one.
Oh I'm laughing so hard. This sounds like me half the time when I forget my meds
Yes and I'm equally astounded that folks would put their family on public display like that and not expect responses from trolls (or whatever it is we call people who run around making comments on things they have absolutely no knowledge about)
Load More Replies...I don't get why she said "extra chromosome" if she wasn't referring to someone with a trisomy!
In short, we could all do with longer breaks from screens and tech. No matter how entertaining TikTok videos and comments might be, your physical and mental health is far more important. It’s fine to indulge just a bit. But try to catch yourself if you’ve started mindlessly scrolling.
Wait a pig has a dog??? I did not think that was possible waddles!
Load More Replies...Have you lost a parent? Cause I have. I knew he was going to die for a long time, it was no shock and I’d done a lot of my grieving already. I can’t quite remember but yes I was probably on social media that day, just scrolling mindlessly to keep myself distracted. Do not judge others cause you don’t know their circumstances.
Load More Replies...someone's always listening I swear, i don't care what Alexa and Siri say
they are because i was talking to my very antimarvel friends about marvel theories n this youtuber that i like to watch n then 3 hours later, she was on yt on her shorts feed was full of that youtuber and marvel phase 5 theories
Load More Replies...My dad died about a month ago. We just got his ashes two days ago. What were they doing to his body!? Not that I care, he was abusive.
And you're grinning aobut it?!? Seriously, this is the same kid who pretended to be a girl for months -- and didn't know how he was going to tell his clueless fiance that he was a guy, before the wedding.
I wish there was something that taught me how to concentrate. I am currently in class lol. (Yes I know what concentration camps were and they were bad. but if there was a Concentration camp for concentration, SIGN ME UP)
as a person with adhd i can confidently say that that is called SCHOOL-
Anyone who was not a super-white, physically and mentally “Perfect” Nazi supporter was sent to a concentration camp… 😞
Load More Replies...my friends parents just signed my friends for concentration camp last week and their going this summer...
What are your thoughts on TikTok and the platform's culture, Pandas? Are you big fans or do you prefer to find your entertainment on other apps and sites? How much time do you spend looking at screens all day after school or work? Share your thoughts in the comments.
I mean... I guess... OP is looking out for their deceased brother, and is also protecting the girlfriend's dignity by deleting the nudes. It's just... all kind of dark and sad :(
Everyone needs a person for such things. I once cleared a friend's nightstand of sex toys before his family sorted out his belongings. It's a final act of love.
Load More Replies...I think you're assuming gender, but otherwise agree.
Load More Replies...We couldn't get into my sister's phone after she died... and she had it set to delete everything after x attempts to unlock. We lost everything... it was devastating, but at the end of the day I'm a little relieved she got to keep that one bit of privacy.
When my husband died I combined his Starbucks rewards / balances with mine. Got free coffee for a YEAR.
There has to be a silver lining. Sorry for your loss 🫂
Load More Replies...When my father in law died, my husband and I had to go through his stuff, my husband was a mess so I took control. Was not expecting to find so many porn magazines and even a vibrator. We talk about it often, it left a scar for sure
that he's gonna catapult her into the sky if she makes a wrong move
Load More Replies...I say if it was dark it could been like them pointing at a star and saying they are a star so to speak.
I don't understand??? Someone explain what rotating tires is pls- I'm only 13 and I'm really dumb lol
I went to get my car an oil change & the mechanic asked if I wanted to rotate my tires. I said "Don't they rotate while I drive?" and my dad looked at me
Load More Replies...People that can't form legitimate sentences should not be allowed to drive.
It is nice to see the old jokes get taken out for an airing
Load More Replies..."Psst... what do you do at a yellow light?" "Slow down." "Whaaatt.... dooo... yoooou... .doooo... aaaaat... aaaaa. yyyyeeeellloooooow.... liiiiiiiiiight?"
*lol* a couple years ago a german-turkish comedian had tv show named "Was guckst du?". Can be translated as "what are you watching?". When my mother heard my sis and me laughing in the bed room she called to us: " What are you watching?"- We: " What are you watching?"- Mom: " No, what are YOU watching?" and so on. I think we managed to do that five times back and forth before we broke down laughing and explained that it was the name of the show
This happened to me Cousin: Guess the store is in the mall. Me: I don't know I've never been to this mall Cousin: No, Guess! Me: Cousin! I told you I've never been to this mall before. I don't know what stores are here! Cousin: No! Guess! (Forcibly taking me chin, pointing my head in the right direction and pointing at the Guess store) Lots of laughs over the years from that story😂😂
Ha-ha. Yes, the tiny mortals are completely furless, and even easier to kill than normal. Um... I mean "Meow"
Load More Replies...Why does it look like he's looking at the comment like "Are you really this stupid ?"
This baby looks like he's just come outside to ask you to get off his lawn
I came out hairy .. like everyone said I looked like a little monkey... I'm syrain and Irish my skin is pale and I have thick black hair.. I spend a lot on razors
im caillou, caillou, im just a kids whos 4 each day I learn some more....... no?
She also had a poker face while on the edge of glory. So, she had to just dance out of her bad romance, and since she was in the shallow with Bradley Cooper, one applause was all it took.
Load More Replies...Plot twist: Lady Gaga really is psychotic. (I mean... not to take away from her artistic voice, but it would explain a LOT.)
Load More Replies...Knew a guy in the late 90s/early 00s that believed he was living in the 70s. I don't think he *really* believed it, but he was a heck of a method actor.
This was literally the plot of one of the episodes from castle, they even made the police station look like it was from the 70s so the guy did not freak out. Turns out he knew the truth
Load More Replies...Forgive me for asking what may be a stupid question, but are lesbians often either a top or bottom? I'm a versatile bi guy and I know that a lot of gay/bi guys are either tops or bottoms but is it the same with lesbians, and what is the difference?
for me it's the same as gay guys, but it might be different for other wlw couples
Load More Replies...Kid may not have understood how it worked and just thought their grandma was making funny noises. (Note: this only applies to YOUNG YOUNG kids. As in 3 or lower, maybe older if they have some sort of disorder and aren't mentally developing properly)
Load More Replies...Me too!!! But still I think it’s a joke.
Load More Replies...This is why you should tell your kid that fishy died and explain what that mean.
I had an idea earlier and I hope a Panda will take it and run with it. Half of the image is Jodie Whitaker as Doctor Who. The other side is Matt Smith. And the caption is, "My pronouns are Who/Who."
Not sure who's downvoting you. Have an upvote.
Load More Replies...Odd question but as I'm an overthinking mess how do u "know" if u have autism... Without diagnosis preferably cause my parents wouldn't take my concerns seriously
finding it hard to understand what others are thinking or feeling. getting very anxious about social situations. finding it hard to make friends or preferring to be on your own. seeming blunt, rude or not interested in others without meaning to.
Load More Replies...Suspect I may be on the spectrum as well. At this point in my life, I've learned to cope, and I don't see any point in seeking a diagnoses.
This is why I don’t f**k with astrology 😂 I’d rather confront my toxic faults and grow instead of limiting myself because “teehee I can’t help it I’m a Gemini!” (Even though Gemini wasn’t even in the sky when I was born so idk how that makes me a Gemini but that’s a different bag of wtf)
Load More Replies...Ugh, as soon as someone mentions astrology or religion to me I directly lose all interest to continue the conversation...
I will start crying if someone near me talks too loud for too long. I had no idea that was a Capricorn trait!
BWAH HAH HAH that is the best motivation for a queer lmao
Reminding them of a straight white male's room. Transmitting that energy
Load More Replies...Humans drink water so I guess if you drink boiling water it wont hurt either 🙁
Riiiiight, the crab is magically dead and doesn't feel pain in his comfortable bubble bath
Crabs and other arthropods do not have the same type of nervous system that vertebrates do. But they do feel pain. The quickest and most humane way to cook a live arthropod is to stick its head in boiling water for a few seconds. Then let the rest of it drop in. I'm guessing I'll catch some c**p from animal rights folks over this.
Do you think if these people read the bible and read about God making a rainbow, that they would think that God was announcing that "he's" gay?
Load More Replies...Just last month Pink Floyd released a 50th anniversary logo with a *gasp* rainbow and a certain segment of society were up in arms claiming the band "went woke"........."Got to keep the loonies on the path"
For those who don't know, that's the cover of Pink Floyds ''The Dark Side of the Moon" album, 1973. Lots of great music was made that decade, and lots of terrible "music". And splitting white light into its colours, like that prism does, is called dispersion.
So where do the "you took my flag"s stand on Isaac Newton finding the rainbow with a prism (the album illustration ) in the 1660s?
Load More Replies...What do they say when there's a rainbow in the sky? That Nature has turned gay? That God is woke? A rainbow is sometimes ... just à rainbow ;-)
people on tik tok half half a brain cell that works as hard as the kardashians
this is the problem with tik tok- romanticizing mental illness like that. I know you could see it as raising awareness, or just being creative- but to me it's almost like celebrating it
yeah and people think it's "quirky" or something so they fake having one and it's so frustrating cause in reality it is NOT cute, quirky, or fun whatsoever.
Load More Replies...As the daughter of a ginger, who eventually became the proud mother of a ginger, I never understood the whole negativity toward gingers. I was envious of my father's hair and really loved my daughter's. I was a blonde and grew up in an era when blondes were said to be dumb!
Load More Replies...I'd pray if I could say "slay" at the end. Think my very Christian aunt will notice if I slip that in the next time we have dinner at her house? XD
Load More Replies...Thank you, Lord, for this plentiful meal and for your eternal grace and kindness. Please lead us on our daily paths with your evermore veil of protection. ✨Slay✨
In prayer, it has a meaning of “I agree”. Like when a Rabbi says a prayer in the congregation, the congregation will reply with amen to say they agree. This information was told to me by my Rabbi btw.
JESUS SHE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SLAAAAAY QUEEEENNNNNNN (im atheist and a tapeworm please dont judge me)
It has the same intention, "Dear heavenly father, thank thee for this food, ✨✨SLAYYYYYY✨✨"
We only pray at my parents on Thanksgiving/Christmas and I kind of want to teach my three year old nephew this. Does this make me a good aunt? Or a bad one?
It makes you a very good aunt that you want to. And an even better aunt if you resist that temptation. As I know from teaching my nephews the hedgehog song too young
Load More Replies...God, multi-level-marketing is so wholesome and multi level marketing fanfics are so heated guys
Have you noticed it’s always girlboss authors who write mlm fan fiction?
I belive its "men loving men" (I just learned that acronym today, after just learning the multi level blah blah a couple weeks ago so I can understand your confusion)
Load More Replies...I do know some people who genuinely believe things they see on tik tok
My new favorite is the one where people think that contrails (the white lines airplanes leave behind in the sky) are all the world's governments ways of spreading minds control chemicals to the masses. Apparently there's enough people who have never seen them before and think they are a new occurrence 😂
Load More Replies...Smear campaign!? Dude, Biden would win by a landslide if he did that. Us weebs would be frothing at the mouth to vote for him.
campaign promises here are just to get votes they don't actually fulfill those later, but Idk about america
Our current President has worked to fulfill many of his campaign promises (and even achieved some). Unfortunately, in the US he still has to get the clowns to work with him.
Load More Replies...if i ever meet them in real life im going to make them a poison ivy smoothie and shove it up their a*s
this belongs on the creative insults post
Load More Replies...sigh. Suffer originally meant allow. Hence the phrase "suffer the children to come unto me". It does not mean "make the kids experience pain." Hence, women's suffrage means: allowing women (to vote). From "allow" it glided over in meaning to "tolerate" and from there to "endure", and hence "endure pain".
Ahh, I always wondered what that verse meant. Thanks for clearing that up!
Load More Replies...My history teacher would be internally screaming if she saw this. Imma show her 😂
Seriously, though. If it's an American cat, the answer is probably "domestic shorthair." Most cats in America don't have "breeds," the way dogs do. Domestic shorthair, or "Moggie," is the "land race," which simply is a genetic blend of countless genetic sources. Domestic shorthairs account for 96% of American cats. What as a kid I thought were "breeds" of cats are merely names given to fur patterns: tabby, tortoiseshell, etc.
I hate so much people using disorders to justify s****y behaviors. Whereas we are violently taught to suffer in silence, they just spread the belief "having a disorder = being irresponsible", which is armfull in many ways.
People who fake disorders are the worst, like, ugh, just ugh.
Load More Replies...Oh. My. God. That is SO not how Tourettes works. I hope this person is about to eat a jelly doughnut on the beach but it falls into the sand and is attacked by ants. Hmmph.
I have Cystic Fibrosis, and a few years ago posted a selfie on Instagram of myself having a needle in my chest and hooked up to an iv drip. A woman I barely knew stole that pic, cropped my face and posted it to her feed commenting how rough she feels and its socks to be so ill ect ect
Ugh, this guy came up to my cousin, elbowed him (not enough to hurt) and said "oops, sorry i have tourettes! (hope I spelled it right...)" We have known him for years, he does not have it. He was being a jerk.
I first read this as eggnoggle then eggnoglie. I just need to eggongli that.
English is my first language and I still had a problem figuring that out.
nahhh im evil cuz i laughed so hard i need to make my tea again.
Hope grandma haunts you for putting her death on your social media for likes!
And I also hope she haunts all the people who liked and commented. Putting it up for likes is one thing, if everyone ignores it, but with that much engagement...
Load More Replies...Btw- shifting (sometimes called reality shifting) is a way of training your mind to enter an alternative desired reality. It involves a meditation method that mimics daydreaming, and relies on the assumption that multiple or infinite realities exist. (yes this is from google)
And here's my genius self thinking "shift at work"...like they had a bad day at work.
As someone who loves geology, I plan on telling people that this is my birthstone from now on.
And the Lord did say unto the people of Jerusalem, "Let there be gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbosses!" And the people rejoiced, for so sayeth had He, and it was good, until such time as the Romans attempted to mansplain these comments unto the true believers, and henceforth it did sucketh a** mightily
I wish there was a higher form of upvote just so I could use it on your comment.
Load More Replies...sorry im dum, can someone explain?
Load More Replies...Fun fact: Transylvania isn't a land of LGBTQ vampires! (Sorry, Anne Rice fans...)
Load More Replies...We have Lesbian, German, Bisexual, and Trans. I'm cool with that.
Roses are red, cacti are prickly, im not gonna lie- that escalated quickly.
Me trying to ask if my crush is straight without being too obvious:
AAAAH why is it that guys get called gay for EVERYTHING and girls can literally SLEEP IN THE SAME BED and people are like whaaaat no they're not gaaaay
... Myers-Briggs is a load of rubbish. Honestly, it may be right most of the time, but whenever it is right, it doesn't tell any you didn't know before. Also, a personality is more complex than two options for four dimensions, plus, if you're close to the middle, someone who is just in a bit of another mood that day than you might be sorted into the complete opposite, while actually, they're almost identical within the test itself already.
Whenever I took it as a kid I was an enfp but now I'm an infj?? Idek
You'd have to be especially color-blind to not notice the left and right panels aren't the same hue as the top and bottom panels.
Load More Replies...i just met a new sunrise but dont worry im not cowardly....if you don't understand the reference thats okay
Load More Replies...Waiting for someone to unironically say water is abusive with this comment as "proof".
I thought I had something pithy and witty to say about this, but I'm actually rendered speechless at the "and u just let 9/11 happen?" part.
I'm too busy trying to stop my eyes rolling from the "i'm an empath" and "felt dark energy" bits to process that line.
Load More Replies...theres definitely a difference between getting a vibe form someone and being an empath :')
Load More Replies...I feel as though this dog is staring deep into my soul into my subconscious and judging my intrusive thoughts that haven't surfaced yet.
it looks like its reading my soul and judging my unclean intrusive thoughts
It’s technically true! Pronouns are something you use instead of something’s name; instead of the OP’s name you just say OP!
Load More Replies...Tell me you have no idea what a pronoun is without using a pronoun 😀
Load More Replies...I didn't even know what it stood for... I knew how it was used but I never knew what the acronym actually meant...
Load More Replies...Oh my goodness. All of these months I have been reading BP and I have been too lazy to look up "OP"... And finally, my work has been done for me. Thank you.
and after my years on the internet i finally figure out what op means
He made a joke about mansplaining and then he mansplained the joke in case anyone was confused like a REAL MAN
Load More Replies...Well, my bf says I’m condescending, (that means I talk down to people).
Nah, having privacy can be a really good cement for lasting relationships
And some people just aren't sleep compatible! Different schedules, snoring, kicking...
Load More Replies...There are so many times I wish I could re-play a beloved game "for the first time" again. Or read a beloved book for the first time again. Sigh. XD
like, when you buy a new book, only to start reading it, and you know within the first page that you read it already?
Load More Replies...It took me way too long to get this, lol. Damn I'm old.
Load More Replies...Let’s be honest, everyone wants a chance to play Skyrim for the first time again
Thia is where i have it made, i dont remember what I read yesterday or what i ate today, I have no problem function day to day i just dont remember, never mind ugh I have no idea what i an typing this for . meh its gone
*lol* once in my job I was moved to a new department. I was told to report to [team lead] "Who is that?" I ask. " Talk to the Ginger." is the answer I get. Fine, I go and look around, no ginger in sight, so I knock on the next office door and by chance it was the office of [team lead]. Dude was almost bald, and the little hair he still had was (for me at least) more blond-ish. So I never would have found him with that hint...
I feel sorry for the one who wrote the comment. They're the worst kind of ignorant... Arrogant. And she is gorgeous! Those eyes are captivating. Edit: maybe arrogant isn't the word I'm looking for .. help me out here lol
UPDATE ON EARLIER SITUATION: after reading thid i snorted my freshly made tea on the wall. thanks.
Hot or iced? (inquiring fellow tea drinkers want to know!)
Load More Replies...Solid reasoning by any delusionist's standard 🙄 (edited for typo)
No, he started a hair fashion brand. Basically the Marx™ look is to basically try look as much like santa as possible.
They think teaching history in school is going to make kids more conservative but this is what they are really going to get
Awww. RIP your grandma! I am so sorry... (BTW the "Awww" is a sad one.)
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sorry because that must have been awkward for you.
2016 was when trump was elected....... 😑 so yeah it was not a good year i was a child but still
my lil sis was born in 2016 (That is KIND of a good thing.)
ngl I blew more air out of my nose than usual after reading it again as breath lol
Load More Replies...That sounds like "fishnay" which can be associated with pescatarians. Please say
Load More Replies...Nope. Just stop. No more labels. I can't keep up!
Load More Replies...i mean i understand, but it ain't gay. it's just fabulous and by extension tends to be gay
You don’t have to be gay to use the word “slay” - but if we’re on that subject, the history of gay slang and polari and how it all relates to current culture is really interesting, many people today use phrases that originated in gay culture decades ago without even realizing the origin :) https://i-d.vice.com/en/article/j5m85x/decoding-the-secret-gay-language-of-polari
okay but what the hell is going on w straight girls rn i just DONT GET IT WHAT DO YOU SEE
You know, my friend actually once said she kinda had a thing for the Jim Carey version of the Grinch to me once and I was like….but he’s mean to his dog :( 0/10 from me
Load More Replies...All the Hos down in Hoville had the same Christmas fetish, For a m**o so green, like some sexy-a** lettuce. There was something about him, this hunk of a Grinches, That they pondered his size; Both his girth, and his inches
I still don’t understand how if something is branded Japanese or Korean, it’s “kawaii” and cool, but the second it’s branded as from a different country in Asia, it’s suddenly horrible
When I tell people I’m asian, they look at me and are like ‘you’re not Chinese tho’ and like no shît sherlock but there are so many other countries in Asia
Load More Replies...The saddest part is that I don't think they have enough time to get it engraved! 😢
Load More Replies...Did you know that wigs for cancer treatment patients will be covered by insurance if they are listed as a Cranial Prosthesis?
For real? What country are you talking about?
Load More Replies...John Cena: U can't C me Shannonsarti0: If you are a textbook probably not.
exactly (as another gay) Hello fellow gay!
Load More Replies...As a trans and gay person I'm not weird I just don't know how to person correctly
I just love when BP cuts of the image so we can't see the most important part....
TFW you get to the bottom of the BP threads 🤘
Load More Replies...That would actually kinda make sense... like alpha males fighting each other to the death.
The full comment is: He had to have two life saving brain surgeries where they had to go through his nose. His nose collapsed from it...not something to be happy about?
Random but why are so many (three) people in this comment section being downvoted for being confused? They're not being hateful. All that toast meant by their comment was that the person who replied had 'your' in their username so they know that 'you' as a pronoun exists. Anyway, IMHO downvoting should be reserved for trolls and bots, not people who are confused :)
So they/them means you can't say "you"? All of these pronoun rules are confusing! AHHH!!
As someone who uses they/them, the correct way to refer to me is to simply not (/j just in case)
Load More Replies..."You" doesn't denote any gender. It doesn't change. Male, female, or anything else is still "you" if I'm talking to you.
Load More Replies...I was too quick to read these, without other pandas comments I don't understand half of them. :(
Sometimes I can't tell if these people have a perfect sense of humor or they are that dumb :/
I needed this reminder as to why my kids are banned from tiktok on pain of phone annihilation.
I was too quick to read these, without other pandas comments I don't understand half of them. :(
Sometimes I can't tell if these people have a perfect sense of humor or they are that dumb :/
I needed this reminder as to why my kids are banned from tiktok on pain of phone annihilation.
