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The internet has a bit of a love-hate relationship with TikTok. Some people spend hours scrolling the feed for fun and quirky new videos while others wouldn’t touch the app with a ten-foot pole because of how addictive it is. However, you can’t deny that TikTok can be pretty entertaining at times (even if it’s for the wrong reasons).

Now that’s where the ‘TikTok Comments,’ aka @commentsooc, Twitter account comes in. It documents the most bizarre, confusing, and unhinged comments and screengrabs to ever grace the video-sharing app. We’ve collected some of the very worst offenders. Scroll down to check them out.

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Yali-girl with weird name
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah you know im sure soldiers and hospitals would want smelly period blood that is gloopy, brown in some cases and smells like fermented cologne.

That Bi Book Lover
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because OF COURSE I choose to be in agonising pain everyday… /s

Lil Potato
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it is SO fun to cry for a week straight

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RockSteady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let all females give it to you, all of our wasteful blood. Every single drop. It is yours to do as you please with it. Happy to send it your way.

Sheila Stamey
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine offering it? Instant padded cell.

Alexia
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, I will just pretend I did not read this

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should burn all the "conversion camps" to the ground. You can't pray the gay away.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea I agree they're completely disgusting but that joke was at least a little funny

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex wife is gay and my ex girlfriend married a rich member of British royalty. All true. Coming up on 26 years with second wife though! You never know how things might turn out!

    PandaJon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me it's you without telling me it's you

    Icecream Sarang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they Bi girl’s partners are also Bi. How is this an issue?

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nominate you as a negotiator to Putin, your credentials seems a good fit in converting to the other side... :D

    Demosthenes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Today” needs to be inserted after the words gay and straight in this statement. Good chance one or both ex’s will be moving along the spectrum again in the near future.

    Alexander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or in other words: they both tried to get away from you🙃

    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just pushes everyone into liking men. She must be terrible! Seriously, I hope she finds the right person though

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be an asshat too if i was named honesty (no offense to people named honesty you're probably very nice)

    Monday
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the embodiment of chaos if I were named Serenity...it would be far too difficult to pass up the chance to be ironic.

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine naming your kid Honesty. What are they, a My Little Pony? Lmao

    Francine Govan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a Care Bear! (for those who are old enough to know what those are!!)

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    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncle Mom and Aunt Dad aren't available for comment at this time.

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is HILARIOUS. I choked on my water as I read it!😂

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    Michele
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 40 years ago I babysat a girl named Angel, she kicked me in the head, with rollerskates on!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaslighter I can handle. PettyTheft has to go.

    Matthew Daubenmire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great matches for my nephews, Dillweed, and Dinglberry

    Erin Ward
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always felt like naming your child after virtues was just asking for doom

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shades of Terry Pratchett. "Life being what it is, Hope turned out to be a depressive, Prudence had fifteen children, Chastity was enjoying life as a lady of negotiable affection in Ankh-Morpork, and Charity expected to get five dollars change out of thirteen cents."

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed myself into hiccups when I read that first. My aunt Prudence got married swiftly, had twins, had three more children in only slightly more than that many years, left her husband, came back and little Michael was the result of the reunion. 6 in 7 years. I'm pretty sure she never met Terry Pratchett

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL - I know a woman named Modesty who.. isn't.

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the name Serenity just because of Sailor Moon. But I would never name my kids that. And this is coming from a country with strict naming laws (I think Serenity would be allowed, not sure about Honesty).

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of curiosity, what country? I read something on BP before and forgot.😬

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    The ‘TikTok Comments’ Twitter page was created back in June 2020. In the nearly three years since its inception, the account has grown to 195k followers. Clearly, people love seeing just how weird and ridiculous TikTok can really get!

    The founder of the account values community engagement quite a bit. They urge their followers to not be shy and send them a message with their own submissions. The best ones can actually get featured on the page, for everyone to gawk at.

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    Eva the Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT COMMENT IS GOLD OH YMGOD

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When was Taylor being carried in a box!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, do you think ice needs to be involved because of that burn?

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find something else to make good use of your time...

    Colin Matthews
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is the language of shakespeare right...

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's not like production is year round AND that is their winter food so if they're not subsidized they starve.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average modern day production using man-made hive boxes and pre-panted flower varieties nearby, produces 6-10 times more than the hive needs to survive. They can take a lot and still leave the bees with more than enough for winter. Learned this from a bee keeper. THere are many factors that go into production, but they max it out. Also bee keeping is what is preventing bees from dying out, as they are declining worldwide

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    Bazinga
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person would make a great politician

    Murph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a grandma statement right there.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a guy around mid 40/50s called dave who goes to a bar every weekend with his friends

    Joey Marlin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met a lady walking a dog called Dave - she said every time she called 'Dave' for the dog to come back a LOT of men would look round!

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    Thee8thsense
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Good day, ol chap, might you know where I have put my pipe?"

    taipan_juice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m British (moved to Australia a year ago) and laughed out loud

    A C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Funniest post I have seen for ages.

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    Apathetic Bovine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here. Honestly reminds me of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, governor of Arkansas.

    tired sandwich
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im american but that just seemed offensive to me

    Random Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo looking ready to host Top Gear

    Melissa Brown
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an average 50 y.o. American man that lives in his mom's basement.

    KillerKiwi
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that dog is def British. If it were American, it would be much fatter

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    TikTok is absolutely massive right now. According to ‘Demand Sage,’ the app has over 1.53 billion users worldwide (that’s nearly a third of all internet users on Planet Earth). 1 billion of those are monthly active users (aka one-fifth of all global internet users).

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    Meanwhile, more than 1 billion videos are watched every single day on the platform. The numbers are mind-bogglingly impressive. However, huge numbers alone don’t make something positive. Some thinkers have begun calling TikTok a ‘weapon of mass distraction.’

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am an engineer, and I'll let you in on a secret: Even we don't know! We just make it up as we go along! Fake it till you make it, as they say!

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't making it up as you go along the definition of engineering? If it already exists, why do you need an engineer to make a new one?

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My job involves dealing with engineers. As far as I can work out, their sole purpose in life is to not return phone calls.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world would be better off if all children knew what "engineer" means. The fact that Americans call train drivers "engineers" makes it more confusing. So just so y'all know in case you don't: Engineers figure out how to make things. Designers make things look good, feel good, etc., but engineers make them safe, functional, enduring and cost-effective. American train drivers are called engineers because back in the day, distances on railroads were so spread out, they'd actually keep an engineer on board to figure out how to repair the engine or, in the case of floods, landslides, etc., even rebuild the track. Civil engineers build public works projects, like highway systems, infrastructure, airports, stadiums, etc. Mechanical engineers build machines, whereas industrial engineers build production methods, so includes procedures and workforce management. Other fields of engineering include medical, chemical, materials, energy (incl. nuclear), electrical (incl. radio) and computer.

    EmBree
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is an engineer and from what I can tell he does stuff, except when he doesn't. Hope that helps! 😊

    Best Behave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit it with a hammer till it works

    David H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its people who are good at math designing everything in your modern life. You wont understand it, so just dont bother trying. I also have multiple engineers in my family

    Jessiebean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was an engineer and my hubby is one as well. But I still have no clue what they do. 😂

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what I was going to say.

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    Adam King
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make the train go chugga chugga toot toot

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather was an engineer. But as a kid I thought that meant he drove a train. I even used to tell people he drove trains. I was quite disappointed when I found out he actually worked in a box factory. :)

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be nice knowing that the bombs falling on your city are aesthetically pleasing.

    Jared Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness we talk about how pretty the bombs are in the star spangled banner, but yes absolutely terrible.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people call those starlight rounds. Useful for illuminating a battlefield. Lots of magnesium and phosphorus. With enough of them, you can light the whole sky on fire. I feel a little sick just thinking about it.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My God. My tolerance of stupidity just topped out and I'm only on #5. I'm going to take a nap.

    Rachel Connot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What rock have they been living under?

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is probably the cringiest thing i've seen in my life :/

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird that some folks do not understand what fireworks (4th of July in the USA) actually represent.

    Nitka Tsar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading your comments on here: the fact that it is known as „THE war“ now is both terrifying and sad.

    Red PANda (She/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that it’s referred to as the war because it’s one of the most well known wars happening at the moment

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    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, atheism is the lack of belief in deities. Many believe the essence of what believers call god, or the godhead, exists wholly & solely within the individual. Much as satanism is the belief that oneself is their own manifest in of what god means. Thus, thanking god that one is an atheist is simply thanking oneself for not believing in deities. My explanation is pedantic, but it checks.

    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I salute your pedantic explanation, very good.

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    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate the "oh my god" argument. Just because that phrase is spoken so often that people reflexively say it out of common association with stress relief, not internal beliefs.

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me giggle. My parther is an atheist. If he tells me a little factoid, and I say "are you kidding?" He will legit raise his right hand and say "Swear to God"

    katarina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first one is paraphrase of salvador dali's "i'm still an atheist, thanks god"

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    Don’t get us wrong, there are plenty of awesome content creators on TikTok—and how you entertain and educate your audience is completely up to you as a video maker. However, it would be naive to think that all the videos that you see on your feed are quality.

    Like any other video or social media platform, TikTok has its fair share of mind-numbing posts that gobble up your time, strain your eyes, and further reduce your already limited attention span. Sure, you’re entertained… for like a few seconds. But can you genuinely remember what video you watched before the current one? Or the one before that?

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    Devon Archer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hate it when people hit me up about their new wulti levels.

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    Jocie (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLD UP WHERES THREE OWLS IN A COAT WE NEED TO SUMMON THEM!!! FAMILY REUNION TIME!!!

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    Walter Brameld
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of that old website, "Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber"

    Casey McAlister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the video quality, it just screams early 2000s

    Mistiekim
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which Jonas brother is this now?

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you guys know that a friend with benefits but like without the sex is something called a “friend”? TIL, 🤯

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... screams every Tolkein fan who hears that Samwise and Frodo were gay.

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, sexual and romantic feelings ain't the same: You can love someone but don't want to sex them, or wanting to sex someone without loving them. So a romantic asexual polycule can be a thing.

    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But romantic and platonic also aren't the same.

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    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poly-armory? So platemail, chainmail, leather armor?

    PurpleDoople
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of that ‘irl mutuals’ mf

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    Your average TikTok user spends around 1.5 hours on the platform every single day. Back in 2019, this used to be around 14.6 minutes.

    More and more people are getting used to incredibly short-form content because their attention spans have become abysmal.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stoner/cat confidentiality is sacred,

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    DrGirlfriend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrooms.. I've had an 8th sitting in my goody box for at least two years... I'm in my 40's there's no way I'm pulling that off unscathed 🤣.

    Kindlovinghumble
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a famous rockstar who said they would do 'shrooms and other hard core stuff. He said while on them they would write all of these song lyrics and swear they were the most in-depth, hard hitting, most inspiring songs they'd ever written. The next day they'd find their paper to see these life changing lyrics and it was always just the most ridiculous, hilarious sentences. Some even just jibberish. They'd laugh for hours over it. This post made me think of this 😂 I bet the cat was so annoyed with his owner just staring at him 😂

    Cooking Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you share the shrooms with your cat?

    Lulu Bell Laurie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell a soul what you learned! Cats are notoriously creative when plotting petty revenge

    Steve Dowell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took too much of a prescribed cold medicine and channeled my cat. I wanted to run free through the night with the moonlight reflecting off my white fur and to feel the cool, soft dew on my paws.

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    Darkiriscat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do, but they've got it all wrong.

    RandomHumanBean
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, we've got everything all wrong

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    Pedantic Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apologies for being pedantic but if they were looking at Big Ben, they weren't looking at a clock, Big Ben is a bell.

    oktopus
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't surprise me if the USA uses some weird time system where midnight is actually -10 o'clock and the day ends at 220 o'clock.

    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn...even homeless people in England have got good burns

    badger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do, but they're all 5-8 hours slow

    Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I visited my English bf for the first time - I'm German - I never got roasted so much in my life and it was only loving banter I'm terrified to accidentally anger someone there XD

    Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only read digital.

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd've told him I was from Australia and wanted to see if they really turned the other way.

    Eliot Anderson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only reason i commented this is bc i forgot my username XD

    Muffin The Polite Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "One pencil shaving.. two pencil shaving..[FOUR HOURS LATER] "Mom, I learned the American metric system! I measured the table with pencil shavings." // edit: I read that in the pirate in along bobs voice, join me. It's pure bliss.//

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like if Robert Pattinson and Peter Dinklage had a child

    Michelle C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not a back-handed compliment then I don't know what is!

    Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......so, nobody sees Mr. Bean and Robert Pattinson's love child? Just me? ....okay. Lol

    Headless Roach
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sanity reasons the artist should have erased it from memory instead.

    Joshua David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he doesn't that in 10 years....nvm

    Someone Orother
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like if Robert Pattinson and Tom Felton had a kid

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    For example, Dr. Gloria Mark, from the University of California in Irvine, told CNN that researchers have tracked the decline in people’s ability to focus for decades.

    “In 2004, we measured the average attention on a screen to be 2½ minutes. Some years later, we found attention spans to be about 75 seconds. Now we find people can only pay attention to one screen for an average of 47 seconds,” the expert noted.

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    DrBronxx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be funnier/more effective if it wasn't directed at Prime Video; the one part of Amazon that doesn't have a warehouse.

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it still screws employees wherever and whenever it can.

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those replies make me laugh because it only works as a burn if the head of the company is commenting that, and they _absolutely_ aren't. Just some poor minimum-wage schlub gets all the abuse.

    Michelle S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this one, looking at my manager right now

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a straight flag. They always hang limp or flutter . . . like my heart /s

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight People have no need for a flag. They have 364 days where they are celebrated

    Potato Is Anxiety (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain just immediately went to the fact that it rhymed

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like her name is Piper.

    Pauly Donahue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A straight flag would be 2 white people having obligatory missionary sex once a month

    LovingKnuckle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shît and I thought the other Paul was dumb. I weep for the future.

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    Wolfo_not_found
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a personality disorder similar to that but I'm a scorpio-

    Imperial Guard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayyyyyy I'm a Scorpio and I got borderline lets gooo

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    Icecream Sarang
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so my ex ended up on here. He literally adopts the interests, and beliefs of the women he dates. It was funny to watch him go from a Nerdy, liberal, atheist, gaming Xennial to a Pro Russia, Trump Supporting, Dumpster Diving, Conservative Baptist Yucci.

    Raven Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am, unironically, a libra with a personality disorder.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very tired...I read that initially as "I am unicorn".

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago

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    Lu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you asked your therapist that, you do have a personality and maybe not the healthiest of ones.

    Silre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs friends? Just use fictional characters like I did.

    OwenHasADHD
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    2 years ago

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    Manny Heffley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can’t explain how cringey you are if you talk about zodiac signs💀

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    It’s difficult to get to grips with the exact amount of time the average person spends in front of a screen every single day. For instance, ‘Exploding Topics’ notes that, on average, people around the world spend nearly 7 hours in front of screens per day (6 hours and 58 minutes to be exact). In the US, the average is slightly larger, standing at 7 hours and 4 minutes. South Africans, on the other hand, spend 10 hours and 46 minutes.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, that's a lot to unpack...

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and i don't think we want to get into it...let's just throw away the whole suitcase

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    athornedrose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the is a mess from start to finish, but that make a wish joke just hit me omg

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated faster than my brain wanted to process

    Java Addict
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm probably going to hell for laughing at the comment

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You bunch sleep different alright!

    Lulu Bell Laurie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That went from 0 to 1000 then over a cliff in the blink of an eye

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    Heffalump
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite wholesome actually: person says dumb thing (like we all do sometimes), and apologizes (like we all should, but often don't.

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Vampire Money will be reliving that squirmy memory at 3am for the next hundred years.

    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago

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    NOOOO 💀💀 rest in peace OP

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh why are you assuming OP is dead? "Cancer treatment" does not equal "dead from cancer"

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    Page intentially left blank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they apologized. some folks would just double down

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: it really was just a hickey...

    The Fabulous Killjoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vampire.Money really be a my chemical romance fan with a picture of frank iero

    Nicola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm flummoxed as to how a port scar can be mistaken for a hickey 😅

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's life is their own personal Truman Show!

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I give a lifeless stare to camera 2 like "The Office" ngl

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    rodger coghlan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All You Zombies - you're just spear-carriers in the background of my life

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello internet, welcome to family theory

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    Meanwhile, CNN, citing a Nielsen Company audience report, states that your average American spends roughly 10 hours and 39 minutes each day consuming media. That includes using computers, smartphones, tablets, and TVs; however, radios are also included.

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    RKBJR82
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the funniest one yet! I saw it immediately 😂

    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it is not nice, but I see it. :)

    Snubzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    scrolling through in my cubicle, nearly spat my coffee out at this one.

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    Bisexual Axolotls
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I support a woman's right to be wrong-there is a SEVERE lack of famous female criminals, someone should fix that :)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are a famous criminal, that means you got found out. Maybe the female criminals are a little too smart for that.

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the profile picture...and the comment is funny

    Matthew Daubenmire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we have the right to make what ever mistakes we want.. without a bunch of fat politicians telling us we can't make choices.

    Jane Hower
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    2 years ago

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    Like Mae West once said "Of course I'm GOOD, except when I'm BAD - then I'm BETTER!!! hehe

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind went straight for Erectile Disfunction.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see it, but I don't think any form of the word "rock" would be included in a sentence about erectile dysfunction. 😏

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling him that from now on. My mom and sister both like him, so it'll be great.

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    Eva the Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know if they're doing it on purpose but this is hilarious

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are with the usernames??

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ed sheeran" is slang for eating disorders on Tiktok though.

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Ed gotta ED, he prolly ain't sheeten.

    Nat of Clan P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are people this dense? Hahaha.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok without context I thought of eating disorders 1st too

    RedPanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a game of broken telephone~

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    “The overall results don’t surprise me. The number of devices we have proliferate the overall time spent with screens, and the number of devices is increasing. A lot of people have been thinking about how or whether this time spent is a good use of their time, which becomes a deep issue,” Steve Gortmaker, a professor of health sociology at Harvard University, told CNN.

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is still installing his operating system. Give him a chance

    taipan_juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong. Tis a cute PS memory card though

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but the expansion pack is pretty sweet.

    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but why he givin the baby yoda look?

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not even a year old and already getting ROASTED 😂

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno what this girl was taking, but I'd like two please

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry Styles was elated with this update. "Phew! My dark secret is safe... for now. ... I AM SO HUNGRY!"

    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was like Armie Hammer or something? Definitely a weird one.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard something about Armie Hammer being a cannibal...

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world is now a safer place, not b/c of one less cannibal but b/c of the new meds.

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a rumor Shia LaBeouf was a cannibal though.

    Jacqueline Williams
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I'm laughing so hard. This sounds like me half the time when I forget my meds

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What meds are you on? Asking for a friend

    ryan_needs_a_life
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey even if it didn’t happen, I see Harry Styles, I upvote

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I'm just astounded by internet users unfounded clarity...

    L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and I'm equally astounded that folks would put their family on public display like that and not expect responses from trolls (or whatever it is we call people who run around making comments on things they have absolutely no knowledge about)

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it still surprises me how cruel some people can be

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Care to join me in smashing pumpkins? :D

    PurpleUnicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why she said "extra chromosome" if she wasn't referring to someone with a trisomy!

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're being nice about it :\

    RedPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trisomy 21 in case anyone’s interested. Means three chromosomes instead of two.

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    In short, we could all do with longer breaks from screens and tech. No matter how entertaining TikTok videos and comments might be, your physical and mental health is far more important. It’s fine to indulge just a bit. But try to catch yourself if you’ve started mindlessly scrolling.

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to do this with my dog

    Aik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a pig has a dog??? I did not think that was possible waddles!

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    PHOTOBOB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question for the cat: What are your favorite random letters? I bet the cat gets it right.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the wisest answer I ever seen

    Lu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original ChatGPT

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this cat: capitalism is ahh

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    Andi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont understand. who goes on TikTok the day a parent dies?

    Notme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you lost a parent? Cause I have. I knew he was going to die for a long time, it was no shock and I’d done a lot of my grieving already. I can’t quite remember but yes I was probably on social media that day, just scrolling mindlessly to keep myself distracted. Do not judge others cause you don’t know their circumstances.

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's always listening I swear, i don't care what Alexa and Siri say

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are because i was talking to my very antimarvel friends about marvel theories n this youtuber that i like to watch n then 3 hours later, she was on yt on her shorts feed was full of that youtuber and marvel phase 5 theories

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    Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have literally died because of TikTok, I’d argue the correlation is that direct with those stupid challenges.

    Korean Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    remember when tiktok was just a dancing video sharing app?

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad died about a month ago. We just got his ashes two days ago. What were they doing to his body!? Not that I care, he was abusive.

    Kyle Simonson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dad just died what in God's name are you doing on tiktok???

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're grinning aobut it?!? Seriously, this is the same kid who pretended to be a girl for months -- and didn't know how he was going to tell his clueless fiance that he was a guy, before the wedding.

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird thing to put on tiktok 3 hours after the fact

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not going to laugh but I am not going to be angry either

    CORGI QUEEN
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was something that taught me how to concentrate. I am currently in class lol. (Yes I know what concentration camps were and they were bad. but if there was a Concentration camp for concentration, SIGN ME UP)

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a person with adhd i can confidently say that that is called SCHOOL-

    Teenage Mutant Grammar Ninja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who was not a super-white, physically and mentally “Perfect” Nazi supporter was sent to a concentration camp… 😞

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    Phil Vaive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh way too hard

    Ashen Brooks (They/Them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friends parents just signed my friends for concentration camp last week and their going this summer...

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    What are your thoughts on TikTok and the platform's culture, Pandas? Are you big fans or do you prefer to find your entertainment on other apps and sites? How much time do you spend looking at screens all day after school or work? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I guess... OP is looking out for their deceased brother, and is also protecting the girlfriend's dignity by deleting the nudes. It's just... all kind of dark and sad :(

    Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone needs a person for such things. I once cleared a friend's nightstand of sex toys before his family sorted out his belongings. It's a final act of love.

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    nbfresh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the farmville comment made me laugh wayyy too hard

    The Other Other White Meat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We couldn't get into my sister's phone after she died... and she had it set to delete everything after x attempts to unlock. We lost everything... it was devastating, but at the end of the day I'm a little relieved she got to keep that one bit of privacy.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband died I combined his Starbucks rewards / balances with mine. Got free coffee for a YEAR.

    Cheryl Skina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they sent those rewards with tears in their eyes.

    Louisa Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my father in law died, my husband and I had to go through his stuff, my husband was a mess so I took control. Was not expecting to find so many porn magazines and even a vibrator. We talk about it often, it left a scar for sure

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Situations when you dont know what to react...

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago

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    deleted or forwarded to your own phone?

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god what does it actually mean

    jay <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that he's gonna catapult her into the sky if she makes a wrong move

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    Cyber Returns
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was trying to summon lightening to strike her

    A Bobcat From Philly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was gonna yeet her into the balcony seats...

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say if it was dark it could been like them pointing at a star and saying they are a star so to speak.

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    ThatNerdZoe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand??? Someone explain what rotating tires is pls- I'm only 13 and I'm really dumb lol

    Very Normal Giraffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my last two brain cells trying to read this

    juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to get my car an oil change & the mechanic asked if I wanted to rotate my tires. I said "Don't they rotate while I drive?" and my dad looked at me

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    Marla Singer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lawd, the grammar used in these is depressing.

    Wren Hard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG your dad looked at you thats crazy

    Frank Miller
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that can't form legitimate sentences should not be allowed to drive.

    Gabby M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly would have thought the same thing.

    DeeRay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 I needed this funny this morning

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    Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gag has been going on since the 80s. Al Bundy said it first!

    Rinso the Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is nice to see the old jokes get taken out for an airing

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Psst... what do you do at a yellow light?" "Slow down." "Whaaatt.... dooo... yoooou... .doooo... aaaaat... aaaaa. yyyyeeeellloooooow.... liiiiiiiiiight?"

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lol* a couple years ago a german-turkish comedian had tv show named "Was guckst du?". Can be translated as "what are you watching?". When my mother heard my sis and me laughing in the bed room she called to us: " What are you watching?"- We: " What are you watching?"- Mom: " No, what are YOU watching?" and so on. I think we managed to do that five times back and forth before we broke down laughing and explained that it was the name of the show

    AK to LV
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me Cousin: Guess the store is in the mall. Me: I don't know I've never been to this mall Cousin: No, Guess! Me: Cousin! I told you I've never been to this mall before. I don't know what stores are here! Cousin: No! Guess! (Forcibly taking me chin, pointing my head in the right direction and pointing at the Guess store) Lots of laughs over the years from that story😂😂

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be mean to headless roach and other good roaches :(

    best turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats just insulting to the roaches

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything but Twitter...and TikTok?

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of someone on Tik Tok calling any other platform "cockroach of the internet"

    Lulu Bell Laurie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should not have laughed as hard as I did at this

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    Shyla Bouche
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most human kittens are nearly completely furless, poor things.

    Tenay Douglas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like he's looking at the comment like "Are you really this stupid ?"

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we shave his head every day. It's a fashion choice, honey.

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This baby looks like he's just come outside to ask you to get off his lawn

    DrGirlfriend
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came out hairy .. like everyone said I looked like a little monkey... I'm syrain and Irish my skin is pale and I have thick black hair.. I spend a lot on razors

    Korean Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im caillou, caillou, im just a kids whos 4 each day I learn some more....... no?

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    RKBJR82
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, she was just born that way

    Klondike Penguin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She also had a poker face while on the edge of glory. So, she had to just dance out of her bad romance, and since she was in the shallow with Bradley Cooper, one applause was all it took.

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    T. D. Bostick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: she really is Lady Gaga

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: Lady Gaga really is psychotic. (I mean... not to take away from her artistic voice, but it would explain a LOT.)

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    Hobby Hopper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew a guy in the late 90s/early 00s that believed he was living in the 70s. I don't think he *really* believed it, but he was a heck of a method actor.

    Louisa Johnson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was literally the plot of one of the episodes from castle, they even made the police station look like it was from the 70s so the guy did not freak out. Turns out he knew the truth

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wants to show you her poker face

    Whiteout
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave her be she is on the right track baby

    Electra Complex
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but is your friend named Stefani Germanotta

    Juniper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called my mama oma (grandma) and was convinced that my sister was my other sister and was convinced I was gonna get killed by hurricane graham, or whatever the one that destroyed Florida is called..slay

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess she wasn’t a bottom… I’ll show myself out

    martin734
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgive me for asking what may be a stupid question, but are lesbians often either a top or bottom? I'm a versatile bi guy and I know that a lot of gay/bi guys are either tops or bottoms but is it the same with lesbians, and what is the difference?

    Lesbiancats
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it's the same as gay guys, but it might be different for other wlw couples

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    Toni Ahlgren
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently I'm a "Blouse", a feminine top.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a spectacular reply.

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    TheDemonicCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid may not have understood how it worked and just thought their grandma was making funny noises. (Note: this only applies to YOUNG YOUNG kids. As in 3 or lower, maybe older if they have some sort of disorder and aren't mentally developing properly)

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    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to know what you do for fun now...

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

    Gabriela Cink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you should tell your kid that fishy died and explain what that mean.

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    Jeremy James
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an idea earlier and I hope a Panda will take it and run with it. Half of the image is Jodie Whitaker as Doctor Who. The other side is Matt Smith. And the caption is, "My pronouns are Who/Who."

    Dr_Atlas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I'm chill with most neopronouns

    Phoebe Stein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't disrespect xenopronouns.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd question but as I'm an overthinking mess how do u "know" if u have autism... Without diagnosis preferably cause my parents wouldn't take my concerns seriously

    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finding it hard to understand what others are thinking or feeling. getting very anxious about social situations. finding it hard to make friends or preferring to be on your own. seeming blunt, rude or not interested in others without meaning to.

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    Hobby Hopper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suspect I may be on the spectrum as well. At this point in my life, I've learned to cope, and I don't see any point in seeking a diagnoses.

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don’t f**k with astrology 😂 I’d rather confront my toxic faults and grow instead of limiting myself because “teehee I can’t help it I’m a Gemini!” (Even though Gemini wasn’t even in the sky when I was born so idk how that makes me a Gemini but that’s a different bag of wtf)

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    Osprey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capricorn here. Now wondering if I actually have autism...

    Dr_Atlas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My twin brother has autism, but I'm just "quirky" :/

    Unstablefrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with people and astrology….

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, as soon as someone mentions astrology or religion to me I directly lose all interest to continue the conversation...

    ChariotLee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will start crying if someone near me talks too loud for too long. I had no idea that was a Capricorn trait!

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    Ian Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that got them cleaning fast 💀

    Red PANda (She/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is their hair blurred/censored or is that just their hair?

    Lollipop Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminding them of a straight white male's room. Transmitting that energy

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    Eva the Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans drink water so I guess if you drink boiling water it wont hurt either 🙁

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I'm not even sure what to say...

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riiiiight, the crab is magically dead and doesn't feel pain in his comfortable bubble bath

    Page intentially left blank
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crabs and other arthropods do not have the same type of nervous system that vertebrates do. But they do feel pain. The quickest and most humane way to cook a live arthropod is to stick its head in boiling water for a few seconds. Then let the rest of it drop in. I'm guessing I'll catch some c**p from animal rights folks over this.

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    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ffs 🤦‍♂️

    SH Holmes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you think if these people read the bible and read about God making a rainbow, that they would think that God was announcing that "he's" gay?

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    Mouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just last month Pink Floyd released a 50th anniversary logo with a *gasp* rainbow and a certain segment of society were up in arms claiming the band "went woke"........."Got to keep the loonies on the path"

    General Anaesthesia
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't know, that's the cover of Pink Floyds ''The Dark Side of the Moon" album, 1973. Lots of great music was made that decade, and lots of terrible "music". And splitting white light into its colours, like that prism does, is called dispersion.

    Jilltdcatlady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where do the "you took my flag"s stand on Isaac Newton finding the rainbow with a prism (the album illustration ) in the 1660s?

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll bet you any Money this guy has Brain Damage.

    Jack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He don’t need no education

    Jessica Blaze
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah its called PINK FLOYD 🤣🤣

    Annik Perrot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do they say when there's a rainbow in the sky? That Nature has turned gay? That God is woke? A rainbow is sometimes ... just à rainbow ;-)

    best turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people on tik tok half half a brain cell that works as hard as the kardashians

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    Dorothy Parcheartsingh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lactose intolerant ginger British people rn: 8/

    Ami
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Ed Sheeran lactose intolerant

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    Lil Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the problem with tik tok- romanticizing mental illness like that. I know you could see it as raising awareness, or just being creative- but to me it's almost like celebrating it

    beethebi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah and people think it's "quirky" or something so they fake having one and it's so frustrating cause in reality it is NOT cute, quirky, or fun whatsoever.

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British people 😆. I wanna see that

    Raven Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a ginger, I don't know if I should laugh or be offended.

    Silke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the daughter of a ginger, who eventually became the proud mother of a ginger, I never understood the whole negativity toward gingers. I was envious of my father's hair and really loved my daughter's. I was a blonde and grew up in an era when blondes were said to be dumb!

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many hereditary mental illnesses! Do one for big noses!

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can u do stupid ✨💖💖💖😊😊😊💅💅🥰🥰👀 im stupid pls thank uuuu

    Darth Kittius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am lactose intolerant, do NOT want to see a drawing of it

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..through christ, our lord. SLAYYYY✨✨"

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pray if I could say "slay" at the end. Think my very Christian aunt will notice if I slip that in the next time we have dinner at her house? XD

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious answer: it means "so be it."

    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, Lord, for this plentiful meal and for your eternal grace and kindness. Please lead us on our daily paths with your evermore veil of protection. ✨Slay✨

    Andrewsarchus42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In prayer, it has a meaning of “I agree”. Like when a Rabbi says a prayer in the congregation, the congregation will reply with amen to say they agree. This information was told to me by my Rabbi btw.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JESUS SHE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SLAAAAAY QUEEEENNNNNNN (im atheist and a tapeworm please dont judge me)

    Ashen Brooks (They/Them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has the same intention, "Dear heavenly father, thank thee for this food, ✨✨SLAYYYYYY✨✨"

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who honestly doesn't know it means "so be it"

    l bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We only pray at my parents on Thanksgiving/Christmas and I kind of want to teach my three year old nephew this. Does this make me a good aunt? Or a bad one?

    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes you a very good aunt that you want to. And an even better aunt if you resist that temptation. As I know from teaching my nephews the hedgehog song too young

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone going bald is the thing that would make you not want them any more you are shallow and should go to that therapy.

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you, friend! I'm waiting for some good news, too... obesity, club foot, maybe?

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    Tabby_Sohee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, multi-level-marketing is so wholesome and multi level marketing fanfics are so heated guys

    Bunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, had to look that up. TIL

    OmBoyGanesh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you noticed it’s always girlboss authors who write mlm fan fiction?

    Evolbeky
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I belive its "men loving men" (I just learned that acronym today, after just learning the multi level blah blah a couple weeks ago so I can understand your confusion)

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But sir...that ad wasn't...published yet"

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    Three cats in a trenchcoat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do know some people who genuinely believe things they see on tik tok

    RagDollLali
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new favorite is the one where people think that contrails (the white lines airplanes leave behind in the sky) are all the world's governments ways of spreading minds control chemicals to the masses. Apparently there's enough people who have never seen them before and think they are a new occurrence 😂

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on the internet therefore it must be true!!

    Stephanie Cunningham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really hoping these people are 13 and not just dumb.

    Terri Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's on TikTok then it has to be real😒

    Silke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, guys. If Trump can be the reincarnation of Jesus, then surely Biden should have SOME magical powers!

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smear campaign!? Dude, Biden would win by a landslide if he did that. Us weebs would be frothing at the mouth to vote for him.

    Silke
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than Trump being the Saviour?

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    Aik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    campaign promises here are just to get votes they don't actually fulfill those later, but Idk about america

    Maltaros
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our current President has worked to fulfill many of his campaign promises (and even achieved some). Unfortunately, in the US he still has to get the clowns to work with him.

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    best turtle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i ever meet them in real life im going to make them a poison ivy smoothie and shove it up their a*s

    Lisa Samuelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No she wasn’t!! That is completely phucked up!!

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EW! Way to throw shade on Diana.

    Gmaddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah uh; just no and please, STFU.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, how sweet! Dumb as a rock, but sweet!

    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sigh. Suffer originally meant allow. Hence the phrase "suffer the children to come unto me". It does not mean "make the kids experience pain." Hence, women's suffrage means: allowing women (to vote). From "allow" it glided over in meaning to "tolerate" and from there to "endure", and hence "endure pain".

    Emma Kilcup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, I always wondered what that verse meant. Thanks for clearing that up!

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    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My history teacher would be internally screaming if she saw this. Imma show her 😂

    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was walking a couple of Italian Greyhounds yesterday and somebody asked me, “what are they?” I was so tempted to say, “dogs,” but resisted.

    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He a little confused, but he got the spirit

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    Babsevs
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voidus voidus..... beautiful black kitties one and all 🖤🖤

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, though. If it's an American cat, the answer is probably "domestic shorthair." Most cats in America don't have "breeds," the way dogs do. Domestic shorthair, or "Moggie," is the "land race," which simply is a genetic blend of countless genetic sources. Domestic shorthairs account for 96% of American cats. What as a kid I thought were "breeds" of cats are merely names given to fur patterns: tabby, tortoiseshell, etc.

    whaaaaaaaaaa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oops I stepped on a cat. Oh it's black. Anyway."

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate so much people using disorders to justify s****y behaviors. Whereas we are violently taught to suffer in silence, they just spread the belief "having a disorder = being irresponsible", which is armfull in many ways.

    An Argonaut
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who fake disorders are the worst, like, ugh, just ugh.

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    Anonymouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. God. That is SO not how Tourettes works. I hope this person is about to eat a jelly doughnut on the beach but it falls into the sand and is attacked by ants. Hmmph.

    Pixie T
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have Cystic Fibrosis, and a few years ago posted a selfie on Instagram of myself having a needle in my chest and hooked up to an iv drip. A woman I barely knew stole that pic, cropped my face and posted it to her feed commenting how rough she feels and its socks to be so ill ect ect

    Unnamed Hooman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, this guy came up to my cousin, elbowed him (not enough to hurt) and said "oops, sorry i have tourettes! (hope I spelled it right...)" We have known him for years, he does not have it. He was being a jerk.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I guess he got it phonetically correct...

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is my first language and I still had a problem figuring that out.

    taipan_juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me who thought: ✨eggnoglige✨ 🍺

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    Kathi Schäffer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope grandma haunts you for putting her death on your social media for likes!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I also hope she haunts all the people who liked and commented. Putting it up for likes is one thing, if everyone ignores it, but with that much engagement...

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    waddles
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO PUTS THEIR DYING GRANDMOTHER ON SOCIAL MEDIA

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you just couldn't wait to put that on social media, huh? SMH.

    taipan_juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the most messed up thing- *hissss

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    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw- shifting (sometimes called reality shifting) is a way of training your mind to enter an alternative desired reality. It involves a meditation method that mimics daydreaming, and relies on the assumption that multiple or infinite realities exist. (yes this is from google)

    Persephone hates Pomegranate
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    2 years ago

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    Before anyone comes in here and says "shifting isn't real/shifters are faking" please remember that shifting can hep people like me. Please be kind with your words. Thank you!

    James016
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is shifting? I have not heard this term before

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    BasedWang12.7
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/shifting if anyone wants to dive into it.

    LibrarianJanet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's my genius self thinking "shift at work"...like they had a bad day at work.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who loves geology, I plan on telling people that this is my birthstone from now on.

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Lord did say unto the people of Jerusalem, "Let there be gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbosses!" And the people rejoiced, for so sayeth had He, and it was good, until such time as the Romans attempted to mansplain these comments unto the true believers, and henceforth it did sucketh a** mightily

    Ice Cream and OJ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish there was a higher form of upvote just so I could use it on your comment.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, she wanted to 86 him?

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, and the Trans is a country with many baguettes and strikes

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Transylvania isn't a land of LGBTQ vampires! (Sorry, Anne Rice fans...)

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    Bisexual Axolotls
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have Lesbian, German, Bisexual, and Trans. I'm cool with that.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mean this as an insult but she totally looks like Edward Scissorhands.

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THATS what’s behind the plus

    Panda Boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aksjualie.. it's the Belgium flag, but it's rotated.

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    What_the_actual_sloth?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, cacti are prickly, im not gonna lie- that escalated quickly.

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOAH! That took a dark turn real fast...

    Mav Mav
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that came out of nowhere!

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    Very Normal Giraffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to ask if my crush is straight without being too obvious:

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAH why is it that guys get called gay for EVERYTHING and girls can literally SLEEP IN THE SAME BED and people are like whaaaat no they're not gaaaay

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    censorshipsucks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyone who takes myers-brigg seriously is a bored ape.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Myers-Briggs is a load of rubbish. Honestly, it may be right most of the time, but whenever it is right, it doesn't tell any you didn't know before. Also, a personality is more complex than two options for four dimensions, plus, if you're close to the middle, someone who is just in a bit of another mood that day than you might be sorted into the complete opposite, while actually, they're almost identical within the test itself already.

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why won't Myers Briggs just die? It's no more meaningful than horoscopes...

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I took it as a kid I was an enfp but now I'm an infj?? Idek

    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote the nft bros themselves: “Non-Fuckable Toucans”

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    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have to be especially color-blind to not notice the left and right panels aren't the same hue as the top and bottom panels.

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    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VERY "Southern heritage" LOL. Not wrong.

    Stefan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being geographically challenged.

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    Jessica Blaze
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why its fun being a PISCES 🤣🤣

    Robert Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just met a new sunrise but dont worry im not cowardly....if you don't understand the reference thats okay

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    Sami-Jo Ross
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for someone to unironically say water is abusive with this comment as "proof".

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha she’d last longer than you when the zombie apocalypse hits. You’re built like an undead’s subway.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had something pithy and witty to say about this, but I'm actually rendered speechless at the "and u just let 9/11 happen?" part.

    Jay TheSaltLord
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too busy trying to stop my eyes rolling from the "i'm an empath" and "felt dark energy" bits to process that line.

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    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The so called, "empaths" Can't roll my eyes enough at those people.

    i believe in dendro supremacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    theres definitely a difference between getting a vibe form someone and being an empath :')

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    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel as though this dog is staring deep into my soul into my subconscious and judging my intrusive thoughts that haven't surfaced yet.

    jay <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's CAYUTE what are you talking abt??

    Derpcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a human in a dog suit

    Alison Hell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe, he's not ugly. Hes beautiful and sweet 🤗

    tamèreestchaude
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like its reading my soul and judging my unclean intrusive thoughts

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    Red PANda (She/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s technically true! Pronouns are something you use instead of something’s name; instead of the OP’s name you just say OP!

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you have no idea what a pronoun is without... 🙄

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you have no idea what a pronoun is without using a pronoun 😀

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    Screaming Pumpkin guts
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I THOUGH IT MEANT OTHER PERSON😂🤣😭😭

    CJ the Ghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know what it stood for... I knew how it was used but I never knew what the acronym actually meant...

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    Anonymouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness. All of these months I have been reading BP and I have been too lazy to look up "OP"... And finally, my work has been done for me. Thank you.

    i believe in dendro supremacy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and after my years on the internet i finally figure out what op means

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better stick to casual drugs, lol

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    Sad Quokka
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone mansplain this!?

    Yali-girl with weird name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made a joke about mansplaining and then he mansplained the joke in case anyone was confused like a REAL MAN

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    T. D. Bostick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's assuming women read his feed.

    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is that he mansplained the joke about how the poster commented on his post about how the joke of his post was him mansplaining about mansplaining after saying it caused him grief

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, my bf says I’m condescending, (that means I talk down to people).

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is I've seen some of the other comments on it, and it turns out he *did* have to explain the joke as some people felt compelled to call him out for mansplaining mansplaining. 🙄

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I demand to be as crazy as all men!

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spelling of her name….

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there is still a glass ceiling in the field of serial killing.

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, having privacy can be a really good cement for lasting relationships

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people just aren't sleep compatible! Different schedules, snoring, kicking...

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    Anonymous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papa bear snores like a bear and mama bear is a light sleeper

    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're clearly doing that for religious reasons. Please show some respect.

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are so many times I wish I could re-play a beloved game "for the first time" again. Or read a beloved book for the first time again. Sigh. XD

    nbfresh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like, when you buy a new book, only to start reading it, and you know within the first page that you read it already?

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    CP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind except for games, tv shows and movies.

    Zach Heimann
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s be honest, everyone wants a chance to play Skyrim for the first time again

    Gwen LeMay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thia is where i have it made, i dont remember what I read yesterday or what i ate today, I have no problem function day to day i just dont remember, never mind ugh I have no idea what i an typing this for . meh its gone

    Lil Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would do that for my favorite books

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    Stefan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a ginger and it’s not easy. Some of the comments are real hurtful.

    Ruby White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im ginger, WHY DO PEOPLE HATE USSSS

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *lol* once in my job I was moved to a new department. I was told to report to [team lead] "Who is that?" I ask. " Talk to the Ginger." is the answer I get. Fine, I go and look around, no ginger in sight, so I knock on the next office door and by chance it was the office of [team lead]. Dude was almost bald, and the little hair he still had was (for me at least) more blond-ish. So I never would have found him with that hint...

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the one who wrote the comment. They're the worst kind of ignorant... Arrogant. And she is gorgeous! Those eyes are captivating. Edit: maybe arrogant isn't the word I'm looking for .. help me out here lol

    cadena kuhn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually mad for redheads. Sexy AF in my opinion

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    What_the_actual_sloth?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UPDATE ON EARLIER SITUATION: after reading thid i snorted my freshly made tea on the wall. thanks.

    LibrarianJanet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot or iced? (inquiring fellow tea drinkers want to know!)

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solid reasoning by any delusionist's standard 🙄 (edited for typo)

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl Marxgarfeld, creator of Communism(TM)

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BRB, gonna start a prestige brand called Communism by Marx and donate all proceeds to the commune.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, he started a hair fashion brand. Basically the Marx™ look is to basically try look as much like santa as possible.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think teaching history in school is going to make kids more conservative but this is what they are really going to get

    The Original Bruno
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the fashionistas in California LOVE Karl Marx!

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sure. Priorities.

    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can imagine that she would have wanted to post crying photos and videos on the internet for attention and likes.

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. RIP your grandma! I am so sorry... (BTW the "Awww" is a sad one.)

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    What_the_actual_sloth?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm sorry because that must have been awkward for you.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2016 was when trump was elected....... 😑 so yeah it was not a good year i was a child but still

    beethebi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my grandpa died in 2016, my dad was deployed, my fish died, and we moved. speak for yourself lol

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2016 was a horrible year.

    Elina Wachtmeister
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my lil sis was born in 2016 (That is KIND of a good thing.)

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    goldyy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    double it and give it to the next person

    Julie Zugz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the reading "Draw 2"? What does that mean? Cheat on him twice?

    Jessica Blaze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit ya with the UNO reverse and Skip!! 🤣🤣🤣

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    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl I blew more air out of my nose than usual after reading it again as breath lol

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fyi cis gay is a perfectly valid umbrella

    Something
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like "fishnay" which can be associated with pescatarians. Please say

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    magix (they/them)
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    fun fact! cisgays or hetgays do exist! a woman may want to f**k a woman, but would want to date a dude, so, hetgay! hope that this explains it <3

    Cary Ziegler
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Just stop. No more labels. I can't keep up!

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    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean i understand, but it ain't gay. it's just fabulous and by extension tends to be gay

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t have to be gay to use the word “slay” - but if we’re on that subject, the history of gay slang and polari and how it all relates to current culture is really interesting, many people today use phrases that originated in gay culture decades ago without even realizing the origin :) https://i-d.vice.com/en/article/j5m85x/decoding-the-secret-gay-language-of-polari

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    Slinkaste
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe because he is wearing a thick Santa Claus costume indoors.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but what the hell is going on w straight girls rn i just DONT GET IT WHAT DO YOU SEE

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, my friend actually once said she kinda had a thing for the Jim Carey version of the Grinch to me once and I was like….but he’s mean to his dog :( 0/10 from me

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    David Martin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the Hos down in Hoville had the same Christmas fetish, For a m**o so green, like some sexy-a** lettuce. There was something about him, this hunk of a Grinches, That they pondered his size; Both his girth, and his inches

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    Lil Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes- PLEASE STOP DOING THAT

    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For lack of better words: JESUS CHRIST!

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean i knew jesus had a toxic fanbase but....

    Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an unfair power dynamic in the canon.

    Grace Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve strayed too far from the sun

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    Mulberry Juice
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don’t understand how if something is branded Japanese or Korean, it’s “kawaii” and cool, but the second it’s branded as from a different country in Asia, it’s suddenly horrible

    Yali-girl with weird name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I tell people I’m asian, they look at me and are like ‘you’re not Chinese tho’ and like no shît sherlock but there are so many other countries in Asia

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    Emma Kilcup
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cannot read this. Why is it so DARK?😩

    CP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed because I thought the last line was a joke. It sounds like something I would say.

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    Jcusack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man almost 20!? Better buy that headstone

    What_the_actual_sloth?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The saddest part is that I don't think they have enough time to get it engraved! 😢

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that wigs for cancer treatment patients will be covered by insurance if they are listed as a Cranial Prosthesis?

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real? What country are you talking about?

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    What_the_actual_sloth?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Cena: U can't C me Shannonsarti0: If you are a textbook probably not.

    Jessica Blaze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK why but this has me cracking up 🤣🤣

    LiuLiu
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but you can type?

    A person with a problem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean she found out she's dyslexic maybe?

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    araT Backwards
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no. he grew up quite privileged on the Upper West Side…

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    Matt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope Ellen's just a horrible person that's all

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a trans and gay person I'm not weird I just don't know how to person correctly

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    Phil Vaive
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gay and I would keep Andrew Garfield

    Samuel Pelatan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a joke i don't get or is it just blatant homophobia ?

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    CJ the Ghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love when BP cuts of the image so we can't see the most important part....

    3 Owls In A Coat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TFW you get to the bottom of the BP threads 🤘

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am thinking it's a sign that the crookedness of our jaws are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned..." 🎶

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer this definition. Can we change it? Pleasee?

    Alyza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, how would that even work? "I AM THE STRAIGHTEST PERSON!!!"

    Emptycaketin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would actually kinda make sense... like alpha males fighting each other to the death.

    the shrimp whisperer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's compulsive, but yea i like that better honestly

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you straight “for fun” or “for glory”

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who is definitely comphet.

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    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full comment is: He had to have two life saving brain surgeries where they had to go through his nose. His nose collapsed from it...not something to be happy about?

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    NinaRosario
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random but why are so many (three) people in this comment section being downvoted for being confused? They're not being hateful. All that toast meant by their comment was that the person who replied had 'your' in their username so they know that 'you' as a pronoun exists. Anyway, IMHO downvoting should be reserved for trolls and bots, not people who are confused :)

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they/them means you can't say "you"? All of these pronoun rules are confusing! AHHH!!

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who uses they/them, the correct way to refer to me is to simply not (/j just in case)

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    Ellinor
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what's funny here ?

    The Accidental Cat Thief
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You" doesn't denote any gender. It doesn't change. Male, female, or anything else is still "you" if I'm talking to you.

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