The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.
In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.
Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.
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Worse Than A B*tch
Hard Pass
Slowly Suffocating
Dealing With Your Ex
Lesson Learned
Text Form Ex
Savage Burn
Moving On
It Reminds Me Of You
If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.
A Real Nightmare
Sleeping Like A Baby
Awesome Burn
Just Nope
Text From Ex
Growing Up
Savage Burn
Wait, There Were Feelings?
You Just Have To Visit It
No Second Chance Here
Cheating Accidentally
Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.
As Far Away As The Sun
Fact Check
Text From Ex
Text From Ex
Thanks For Ruining It
Hi And Bye
New Phone, Who Dis?
Text From Ex
All Things Come To An End
Hard Pass
Feelings For You
Text From Ex
Bad Taste And Low Standards
Text From Ex
Keep On Keeping On
Savage Tease
Text From Ex
What's Up
A Huge Waste Of Time
Punch In The Face
Hodor
Thanks, But No Thanks
Trash Day
Setting It On Fire
Text From Ex
Truly Inappropriate
But I Still Love You
Text From Ex
Just Nope
A Lousy Essay
Had A Snack, Too
How High Are You
Text From Ex
Hint Hint
Well, Can We?
The Thing I Miss
Eggplant Emoji
It's Your Wedding Day
Text From Ex
Ghostbusters!
Not Keeping Tabs Here
That's Not A Possibility
As Far As I Can
Group Chat
My Eyes Are Burning
Personal Show
Congrats And Good Luck
Text From Ex
Nope
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Text From Ex
Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.