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The dreaded ex. Most of us have got them. There are millions of occasions when the situation is resolved with an amicable, mature ceasefire that can even blossom into a beautiful friendship. Sadly, there are just as many occasions when the asshole can frankly just drop dead for all you care, together with his savage text fails.

In these times of instant messaging and easy contact at the touch of your fingertips, it can be just too tempting for the eschewed ex to reach out and test the waters. An uncalculated text from your ex can end up causing an explosion of emotions with WW III proportions. Bored Panda had compiled a list of times when people came up with the perfect response to these unwanted advances, some of them are just deliciously devilish and undoubtedly funny texts.

Scroll down to check out the list of ex-texts and funny messages, and may the force be with you while dealing with your senseless ex.

#1

Worse Than A B*tch

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coffee zombie
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That moment when you realise you dated a douchebag

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    Slowly Suffocating

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    WhiteFox
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO PERFECT 👌

    Gerry Higgins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is pushing b******t around like a dung beetle.

    Justi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'be with me because you are beautiful'? what reason is this?! her eyes will spark with or without him, duh...

    Lu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha I'm sorry I cheated on you, now more about me!!! The nerve.

    Kiahna
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius. That girl will find someone in no time. And that guy thinks that a TEXT can make up for him cheating?!

    Jordy Star
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! shots fired

    Ann Ros'a
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG that is a great comeback!

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Angela Genth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious. I could not stop laughing!

    Granny's Thoughts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - she's good!

    Crep 105
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't cheat in the first place. Then you wouldn't be exes. Problem solved.

    Grace Jacob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EFFECTIVE AND POWERFUL LOVE SPELL CASTER AND LOTTERY SPELL 2022 igechispellhome@gmail.com OR WHATSAPP HIM :+2347085558689 I Want to use this great time to thank DR igechi for helping me reunite my broken relationship, i never believed on spell or magic till a friend of mine introduce DR igechi website and i check the website and read all his service and contacted him on his email : igechispellhome@gmail.com and ask him for help to help me bring back my lover who left me for another girl 6 months ago and a lottery winning spell and told me never to worry that he will help me with his powerful spell and he told me the procedure to follow and i did as he said after 2 days my boyfriend came back to me begging me to forgive him that everything he did to me was not his faul that he was under a spell that i should accept him back as my boyfriend and this was all i hatttve been waiting for. if you need any spell from him contact dr igechi or igechispellhome@gmail.com or contact him on WHATSAPP

    Godwin Usifoh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God bless Dr. JATTO for his marvelous work in my life, I was diagnosed of Diabetes since 2013 and taking medications, I wasn't satisfied and needed to get the Diabetes out of my system, I searched about some possible cure for Diabetes and then i saw a testimony about Dr. JATTO on how he cured illness with his herbal medicine, I contacted him and he guided me. I asked for solutions, he started the remedy for my health, he sent me the medicine through DHL COURIER SPEED POST. I took the medicine as prescribed by him and 4 days later i was cured from DIABETES, Dr. JATTO truly you are great. Kindly contact him through. WEB PAGE= https://www.facebook.com/jattosolutioncenter/ EMAIL= jattospiritualtemple@gmail.com WhatsApp or Call= +2347048881201 GOD BLESS YOU.

    RYLEIGH PRICE
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    5 years ago

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    Menna kylie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wish right now is that God should continue to bless Dr. EHIGIE  for his good works towards the life of those people who are heart broken. My name is Monica lom and i am from UK, it been a while since when my lover attitude changed from being the caring type he has been to me ,but later turn  not been caring at all. But not long, I later discovered that my lover was having an affair with someone else.and also he told me he don,t  need me after all we pass through then a friend told me about a black magic spell .that with the spell i will get back my man ,  i took his Email and i conctact him,  and i did some sacrifices  to the spell man and he bought the items for me which he used for the sacrifices  and later called me that before 48 hours my love will come back to me and now we are more in love with each other than ever. you can reach him on his Email: EHIGIELOVESPELL@GMAIL.COM.   my lover returned back and broke up with the other girl he was having a relationship with.  DR Ehigie

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason her eyes sparkle, are because of the very deep burning hate towards him.

    Kairi Ebao
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY C**P THIS GIRL DESEREVES A MEDAL

    Sharon Halfhill
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people realize these are fake or is it just me.

    Ann Ros'a
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice ruining everyone’s fun Sharon!!! You must be fun at parties (“Monica Geller”)!!!

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    Karen Bain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can reach DR ABUMERE with his email: (drabumeresolutionhome@gmail.com) for any kind of spell. He helped me bring back my ex.

    Karen Bain
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can reach DR ABUMERE with his email: (drabumeresolutionhome@gmail.com)....

    Bridget Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trusted Dr Ekpen totally from the time I spoke with him during the period my husband Left me after 8 years of our marriage, He started the spell work on my husband, and gave me so much assurance, and guaranteed me that he was going to bring my husband back to my feet in just 48 hours of the spell casting. I have so much confidence in his work and just as he said in the beginning, my husband is finally back to me again, yes he is back with all his heart, Love, care, emotions and flowers, and things are better now. I would have no hesitation to recommend this powerful spell caster to anybody who is in need of help. E-mail this great spell caster today via drekpenherbalisthome@gmail.com or via whatsapp +2349062286491

    Febe Anouk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a love spell to win your ex lover, gay/lesbian partner, husband, wife back from Lord Zakuza. E-mail him on: ( lordzakuza7@gmail.com ).

    Peterson Sean
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life wasn't easy for me when my girlfriend abandoned me ,i was so depressed  i could not do anything until i was introduced to dr.joe who helped me in getting my girlfriend back.i m so much happy and glad that my girlfriend is back with the powerful spell of dr.joe within 48 hours.she means a lot to me and life without her was nothing to me. Thanks to dr.joe and i am grateful to you.Please contact him. he does great work via his email: dr.joespirtualhome@ gmail. com 

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    #4

    Dealing With Your Ex

    Dealing With Your Ex

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    #5

    Lesson Learned

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    #6

    Text Form Ex

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    #7

    Savage Burn

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    traduction: i date other people for one year and now that i'm single again, i can't stand it. So i texting you again so we can got back together.

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    #8

    Moving On

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    #9

    It Reminds Me Of You

    It Reminds Me Of You

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    Neeraj Jha
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not much of a bothering, I would like to have that Pizza Place's number.

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    #11

    Sleeping Like A Baby

    Sleeping Like A Baby

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    #13

    Just Nope

    Just Nope

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    #14

    Text From Ex

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    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " My mom is so excited for me" Bahaha

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    #15

    Growing Up

    Growing Up

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    KK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would of said "neither are we"

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    #17

    Wait, There Were Feelings?

    Wait, There Were Feelings?

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    #18

    You Just Have To Visit It

    You Just Have To Visit It

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    #19

    No Second Chance Here

    No Second Chance Here

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    Charlotte
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those hearts though. Makes be wanna throw up.

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    #20

    Cheating Accidentally

    Cheating Accidentally

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    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accident? Like "I tripped and fell and accidentally poked my dong into her. Then I had to move around vigorously to escape." Just replace some words if the other one cheated.

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    #21

    As Far Away As The Sun

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    #22

    Fact Check

    Fact Check

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    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husbands ex did that when he and I started dating. She: "Oh, I love your beautiful big blue eyes" Him: "My eyes are green..." Hahaha! Stupid girl!

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    #23

    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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    #25

    Thanks For Ruining It

    Thanks For Ruining It

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    #26

    Hi And Bye

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    #29

    All Things Come To An End

    All Things Come To An End

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    #30

    Hard Pass

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    #31

    Feelings For You

    Feelings For You

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    #33

    Bad Taste And Low Standards

    Bad Taste And Low Standards

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    #34

    Text From Ex

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    sh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't pizza everyone's thing? Almost like saying, "I heard someone say oxygen today; made me think of the air we used to breathe together."

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    #37

    Text From Ex

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    nanashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a good one but almost too obviously fake.

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    #39

    A Huge Waste Of Time

    A Huge Waste Of Time

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    Punch In The Face

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    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez the down votes are kind of harsh on this reply. You just assume he is a looser I guess?

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    #41

    Hodor

    Hodor

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    #44

    Setting It On Fire

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    #46

    Truly Inappropriate

    Truly Inappropriate

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    #47

    But I Still Love You

    But I Still Love You

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    #48

    Text From Ex

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    mocochang
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm... if it's theirs, you should still return their stuff though...

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    #50

    A Lousy Essay

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    #52

    How High Are You

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    #53

    Text From Ex

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    #54

    Hint Hint

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    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hint hint that ring is going to make you get your finger amputated

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    #57

    Eggplant Emoji

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    #61

    Not Keeping Tabs Here

    Not Keeping Tabs Here

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    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he knew what he owed you?

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    #62

    That's Not A Possibility

    That's Not A Possibility

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    #65

    My Eyes Are Burning

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    #66

    Personal Show

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    #67

    Congrats And Good Luck

    Congrats And Good Luck

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    Text From Ex

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    #70

    Text From Ex

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    That Fat Mouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he/she be asking for a ring size, if they are broken up? Just asking.

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    #71

    Tough One To Let Go

    Tough One To Let Go

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    #72

    I Know

    I Know

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, baby, give me one more chance To show you that I love you Won't you please let me Back in your heart...."

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    #74

    Should've Kept It To Yourself

    Should've Kept It To Yourself

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    Santino Aznar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you dirty those bowls and dishes? How can you bring yourself to do that? That's just nasty!

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    #76

    God Bless

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a semi-genuine attempt at getting her back... well played.

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    #77

    Text From Ex

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    Neb
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would understand if that was sunglasses, but this would be unacceptable (unless they only want to threaten a bit). Yet knowing some of the eyeglasses prices... nop, a bad idea

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    #78

    Sorting Things Out

    Sorting Things Out

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    Krusty Shakelford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sick of people demanding their 'time' back. You made the choice to spend time with someone. You get what you pay for. No refunds.

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    #79

    Personal Space

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    #81

    Hey Hey Hey

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    #82

    Text From Ex

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    CelSlade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have been cool if she just said 'like this...' :P

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    #83

    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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    Text From Ex

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    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if that new tattoo is a cover up of the old one :D

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    #86

    Text From Ex

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there something wrong with taking photos of fireworks?

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