30 Times Teachers Messed Up Big Time And Shared Their Fails Online

"Well kid.....uh...........it's like this you see......"

"a... Um...crow flew in the window and ate it"

reminds me of those halloween posts of parents telling the kid they ate all their candy!

I did the same thing at work 20yrs ago. My boss came in and left breakfast on my desk without words. So I thought it was her way of thanking me for a good job I did the day before at the last minute. Figured she wasn't talking to me about it for she got caught up talking to someone else when she came in, which I was able to witness as I took my first happy bite. Moments later, she walks back towards me and.... I'm expecting her to start giving me thanks, and instead, it's "Where's my breakfast I left here?" Uh oh. There was no way I could weasel myself out of that, so I just told the truth and deflated. I explained why as I had already ate every last bite and had not even a crumb to offer her. She was mostly known as being mean, but she actually laughed and walked away from me. My punishment? Ordering her an entirely new breakfast without eating it. Surely, I'm not the only one who takes free food when offered? I'm like a happy bear if not Cookie Monster when that happens. Even, if I'v

The dog ate your donut.

And he has no regrets.

He looks so innocent.

You get an a, and you get and a. Everyone gets an A!

Now you have to give them all 100s

I had that happen with my cat 🐈 I had to tell the library that my cat 🐈 ate book.

What is this font? C**k Sans Testies Inscription?

This is really interesting because no word processing program or operating system comes with d**k font by default. So at some point, somebody on the teacher's computer downloaded that font, on purpose.

I think we have found the phallus-y here.

porn can be an addiction..

Snakes. Yeah. They're snakes.

My middle school science teacher uttered probably the only thing I've ever remembered from his class: "If you look at this pattern, it looks like the orgasm exploded." Um. I've never seen a human being turn that shade of red before or since.

In high school our science teacher was demonstrating static or something to us (I don't quite remember) but the way she decided to do this was to rub a long, thin tube inside a much wider tube. It took her about 5 seconds to realize why this was not a good idea. I don't think the guys at the back of the class stopped laughing for the whole lesson.

30 children in a class is the real fail, though...of the school system.

And half of them snickered, the other half just stared at me wide-eyed XD

My teacher along the way did that. He handled it well. Haha

The name of my band is called 'The Floppy Clocks'. Obviously named after the Dali painting. But I get it could be misconstrued?

How did them words come into a sentence? "okay class if you would like to get your floppy d***s out...."

Why are we talking about floppy disks in 2015? Lol

My 7th grade sex education teacher referred to a flaccid penis as a "wet noodle". This has always stuck with me.

Ooh no you didn’t

So they're d***s becoming boobs?

ThAnks. Coffee is now all over my keyboard. That one was funny.

Ah, something for the transgender crowd.

Transforming into an impact sprinkler in 3... 2... 1...

Sex ed class???

Oops! 😂

I had a math teach, Mrs. Stanley.... old bitty, personality of a stone. She used to tell us to sit up straight, etc. One day during a test she rocked back in her desk chair, fell over and her wig went flying off, I KID YOU NOT! Someone asked if she was ok - she grabbed her wig, said, "yes", and went out the door for 15 minutes. We had to stifle our laughs for fear she would come back in and get meaner than she already was.

Well it's nice that you could laugh at yourself...