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For your local takeaway, one bad review can break them in the competitive eatery game. And with so many people now voicing their thoughts out loud online, both good and not-so, it’s only fair that the amount of reviews is rising faster than ever.

And while some customers genuinely express their dissatisfaction by writing bad reviews, others use it for entirely different purposes. Like, being asked to show their vaccination pass. No wonder owners are getting more creative in their ways of handling such bad reviews. And their clapback responses are on a whole new level!

So thanks to the Instagram page “Takeaway Trauma” that’s dedicated entirely to such cases, below waits a solid collection of bad reviews and the badass responses to them. Upvote your faves and be sure to check out part 1 of this post!

#1

Lol

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Calypso poet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂Yes and no! If I had a better appetite I would be doing hot wing contests everywhere! But covid also made me intermittently hate meat.

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Calypso poet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had Covid in December and still don't have all my taste and smell back. Red meat still tastes off, sometimes gross if I can smell it. We went to The Outback in June because I was craving steak for the first time but want ready to make one myself. I took 1 bite and couldn't finish that! They were so apologetic and took it off our bill even though I told them they didn't have to because it was my LongCovid. The good news is I could taste their Ahi appetizer and it was as delicious as it was the week before they shut down in Spring 2020. I didn't eat out much pre covid. We do a lot of takeout. I keep my wonky taste buds and nose in mind when eating. Right now I can't taste hot wings. Like the hottest on the menu. If I'm lucky I can taste vinegar😂

Memere
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, that sucks. I hope you continue to regain your sense of taste & smell, same thing happened to my brother last October & his has improved a lot. Good luck!

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Bella Jones
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also get lessons in how and when to use punctuation.

Rei
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha 😂😂😂

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    #2

    Hmm

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleazebag.

    404 Panda Not Found
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a word for this kind of person. Shithead.

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nice guy. Trying to manipulate someone into him dating him. Who wouldn't want to date him?

    Bear42212
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If their response is true. Because they don't always tell the truth.

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    BleeBloo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who has a hot dog delivered?

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sleazebag who also needs lessons in how and when to use punctuation. I wonder if he went to the same school as Suad at no. 1?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes these people do not realize this is someone’s livihood, so so petty

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    #3

    Knocking Awake An Old Lady

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Our driver did not kill you." Naomi got away easy, this time.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long and short of it.."You called us up minutes before closing, left a bad number and address, made the driver go through hell to get the food to you and you still have audacity to complain? You're lucky you're still breathing, Lady!"

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, too Anna Snorrepot,Waaay too loud and waay too long.

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    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I would add, "Do not order from us again!"

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the £ and pound, Naomi? Just choose one!

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I guess you guys do not have delivery radius, as here it’s like barely 2 miles

    Anna Tribe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small town I live in in North Sweden has several takeaway restaurants but no deliveries at all. Not even grocery deliveries so I was out of luck when I got released from hospital a few years ago. Was housebound for almost a week and no way to get groceries or food. Really sucks.

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    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naomi needs some third-degree steam burns.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This owner has murder on the mind. They already asked “r u killing me” in the very beginning. Which seems odd because I’m sure they would know if they were being killed and if so wouldn’t be able to complete the response. 🤷‍♂️

    Colby Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, wow. What a s**t show customer.

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    We reached out to the creator of Takeaway Trauma to find out more about how the page has evolved since we last featured it on Bored Panda six months ago. “Since we last spoke, the page was actually featured on national television, which was pretty cool. It was shown on The Jonathan Ross Show on BBC,” they told us and added: “I didn’t even realize they were airing it, they just did, and then someone just messaged the account telling me they saw it!”

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    #4

    I Do Apologise That I Didn’t Boil Your Milkshake For You

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    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't understand why people would leave such lies as a rating, small businesses have been impacted enough with virus madness! I am coming to the point of really hating the rating, likes, unlikes buttons more and more.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one reason that I try my best to take a few moments to give big praise reviews to businesses that know how to do things right. Hoping along the way that my 5 stars will in some way, cull the harm done by the 1 stars.

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    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never have and never will read a review for an eatery, just because someone else didn't like something it doesn't mean I won't. The only opinion that matters is my own, and if I don't like it I don't slate the place, I just don't go back.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re in a city for a short time when travelling, the star rating helps as reflects opinions of many people. Life’s too short to eat at bad places.

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    Lena Flising
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A milkshake that is late AND cold ought to be an extra star...

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately places gotta get used to shiitty reviews from people with nothing better to do. This is a very tame and forgettable review though and the owner gave it much more attention than it deserved. Since reviews aren’t going away you weed out those and just look to see if there are any patterns. Consistently seeing a certain server is rude, food consistently taking too long, etc. But anyone with any maturity and manners will take complaints to the management to give them the opportunity to correct if it is legitimate. One thing as an owner you never do is engage like this. It’s a dangerous road to go down. This was easy to brush off.

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    #5

    Quit Drinking You Can’t Handle It

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity the link to the video isn't included.

    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quit drinking you can't handle, it sumurises this perfectly.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish i could see this footage

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the reply, a review like that is helpful to me because it shows me that a reastaurant is not putting up with asshole behaviour. (Noone tackels someone to the ground because she wants more chips. )

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least when you are lying make it look believable! That review is a joke

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, without the reply, I knew immediately that the reviewer was lying and was refused service for being drunk and disruptive.

    SB
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? As if being tackled for ordering more food is a normal thing.

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the first (ok, second) sentence is already dubious

    Cadmar Orion
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That review sounds totally fake like what the heck

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very sad that people just can't be honest for the sake of being honest. Instead, it takes CCTV to force what should be natural.

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    #6

    We Love Your Song Been Playing It In Shop ♻️ @bushrod

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! ....and by the way you sound like a complete jerk to live near.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah he sounds enthousiastic. I'm alright with my neighbours enjoying life loudly every now and then. Just let them be happy.

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    Marie Claire Lafreniere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a description of those fake TikTok’s with the new s**t rap song

    Moreover, in terms of growth, “I’ve definitely seen a big increase in audience, especially since the TV show. People seem to be more and more involved in the humor, it’s almost like we have our own little community, which is exciting.” The creator said that they've also started posting a lot more photographs of bad takeaways, “which people seem to find pretty entertaining but gross at the same time!”

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    #7

    Next Time I’ll Send Out A Bafta Award

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influenza abuses the internet because she didn't get free stuff. They should send her a Golden Raspberry Award instead of a Bafta.

    Ba Loeloe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling Influencers Influenza....hilarious!

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else find that the lack grammar and spelling skills seem to almost speak louder than the poor reviews themselves?

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither of them sound very intelligent, tbh.

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone who's clearly not a native English speaker does not write grammatically correct English does not mean "not intelligent"

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    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shannon also went to the same school as Suad at no. 1 and Ethan at no. 2.

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    #8

    Lol

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good people get good duck.

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confucious say... worst people get worst duck.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck you! You get duck all! Now DUCK OFF!!! Motherducker

    Chich
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO DUCK FOR YOU!

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they agree they send out the worst duck?

    ارشد حسین
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In cricket game, A Duck is a Duck. And it is always bad.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not ok from the restaurant. maybe the duck is garbage and STILL got 3/6 stars

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    #9

    Nhs Doctor

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claiming to be a NHS-doctor and feeling entitled to extras doesn't make Deeya look good.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The surgeons I work for and the others I know personally would never even consider using their positions to receive free anything. In fact, they are the ones willing to pay the exorbitant 3rd party delivery fees in addition to "Order whatever you want on the menu." when supporting local small businesses and treating their overworked employees to an occasional meal.

    Laura
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as bad a vets saying they are vets just to get free stuff

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have absolutely no shame

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EW, tacky as hell. My wife is a doctor and has NEVER claimed anything as an NHS worker from local/small shops except for those deals offered online specially for healthcare workers.

    Kath91
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet she wasn't in fact a health worker at all

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    When asked whether business owners are getting more savage and creative with their responses to bad reviews, the creator behind Takeaway Trauma said that this is definitely the case. “I do see some really savage replies by business owners, some are so rude that I can’t actually post them as it’s pretty offensive—that’s how bad it's got!”

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    Moreover, there has been a definite surge in reviews where pizzas have been messed up in delivery. “It seems that the Neapolitan-style pizzas with the thin base seem to always fold over, or toppings fall off. It’s quite funny but at the same quite frustrating for the customer!”

    #10

    Ring The Shop Up And Apologise

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    Aqualia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some weird pronounciation of Chad you've got there.

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    ارشد حسین
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chad !! Are you Mad ! Chad : "Hungry I am!.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he drunk? Ordering food that obviously arrived after 1am.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he is psychic... Oh no!! Now Chad knows that I have found out his secret!

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    #11

    Musical Panini? Take My Money

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    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 £ for a panini (even if it's boring) sounds like a good deal tbh

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when they are upwards of $11 US (~ 16 pounds) around here.

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    Natasha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayy panini don't you a be a meanie

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were probably expecting paganini; also the 6 star rating system used by justeat drives me up the walls; why not 5? why not 10? why not a simple thumbs up/thumbs down?

    Manndy Fisher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panini playing piano please, for 4£ of course!

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mae missed grammar lessons. Wings 'was' dry? Chips 'wasn't'? Bloody hell.

    Lolliegag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wings "were" dry dude WERE dry!

    Lolliegag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish people would begin to use proper English in their complaints. They would be much more believable for goodness sakes.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Panini was boring? was just looking for a reason to complain

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wings are better when they are dry. They are supposed to be dry.

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    #12

    Hope U Got In Ok

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lily....Oh I was so pi$$ed, I forgot that bit.

    Lolliegag
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how gross lol!! At least she didn't fall asleep in McDonalds drive thru. I've heard and seen that a time or two!

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn’t remember what sides she ordered with her vomit.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lily is too drunk to remember what she ordered.

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    “Funnily enough, one thing I have learnt is that most people only really write reviews if it’s really bad or really good—rarely in between,” the author of Takeaway Trauma told us. “I think sometimes people are so annoyed and angry that in the heat of the moment after just receiving their ‘bad food,’ they go on to the internet and type everything they are thinking about right there and then,” they concluded.

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    #13

    We Believe You Had A Bad Day

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    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a twatwaffle!

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did he expect, he did order a desert and not a Dessert.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a hint: if you can not write even basic English, don't display your ignorance this way. It's not a good look.

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only cone Jade gets is the one that says "dunce" on the front, that she wears in time out. Only comes in one flavor though. Sorry not sorry.

    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jade, just go into the desert and do not come back!

    Nannychachi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Shut your waffle." Made me LOL

    #14

    So Sad

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but they not also heard puntuakion nearly too but is not ok to put in bin withoot tast and wash them hands too !

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If true why would he pay and collect the food. I’d mention that to management immediately. I’m not a complainer but bad hygiene is serious and management should know.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain just broke trying to read this.

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who pays for food and only to chuck it?

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    #15

    Big Chicken

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can someone get upset they got more food? how?

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Complaining because the chicken was too big? I want to go to that place.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, the complainants grammar... At least the respondent was able to use it to their advantage.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rei, the 1960s have called and want their racist jokes back.

    Tom Spade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, going out on a limb here, but I didn't know that chicken was racist. Please set me right, thx.

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    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Chicken contains a lot of meat. I guess they usually just go to somewhere that is really stingy on the meat. Why complain if the restaurant is generous?

    ارشد حسین
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike! They use big chic, and you want small?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 years ago, the ratio was usually 4 chicken breast halves per half kilo package. Today, each chicken breast half weighs a half kilo.

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    When asked about the future of Takeaway Trauma, the creator said that they have been toying with the idea of creating some merchandise and added that “it has to be done right.” They assured me they have so many ideas they’d like to do with the page, but for now they've decided to keep it on the down low until it’s 100% finalized. “For now I’m going to keep on curating content and posting funny reviews!”

    #16

    Enjoy The Rest Of Your Life

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW DARE YOU TRY TO MAKE US HAPPY!!! That does it, I'm leaving a bad review, even though the other 8 disher were fantastic.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    from today onward I will be saying "what can I say, enjoy the rest of your life" quite a bit.

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people only live to hate.

    ارشد حسین
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a male "Karen", it's my duty to complain.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, if I went somewhere and the main was really bad, I’d not necessarily want to try something else they prepared.

    Douglas Mock
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    4 years ago

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    Restaurants should be able to hang the liars up by their toes until they speak truth.

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    #17

    Sometimes Honesty Isn’t The Best Policy

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't appreciate the honesty if these people are working while preparing food! Unless he didn't mean that

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    Chris Freeman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, not a Marketing major I see! Maybe the customer meant in terms of low contact, packaging, etc. Hard enough for restaurants nowadays, maybe not shoot yourself in your own foot.

    Michael Sanders
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. However they meant it and however someone reads it no restaurant would respond to a positive review praising Covid safe with saying 3 people have Covid. I’m calling BS on this post.

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    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a warning to go get tested?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was two months later that he responded. The owner was probably at home feeling upset that his restaurant was forced to close.

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    Id row
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in god's name would the owner make that response?

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was two months later that he responded. The owner was probably at home feeling upset that his restaurant was forced to close

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    #18

    I Would Go And Buy Euro Million Lottery If I Were U

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    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you break a tooth on a bird bone, in the first place??

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louise must have methed up teeth to break one on a duck bone!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have bought their fowl at this farm's sister business: a739ce8f9c...f7673e.jpg a739ce8f9cf9b20cb2a4e0a444390033-616463ff7673e.jpg

    Brian Michael
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I worked in the industry and just bc there were no bones doesn't mean there wasn't some foreign object in the meal that the customer did break a tooth on. Pretty gutsy to insult someone on breaking a tooth when foreign objects get into take away food all the time.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever review site that is is out of six stars? And they gave 3 and 3/4 stars?

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    #19

    Having A Bad Day Abbey

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    404 Panda Not Found
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are getting more food. Cheaper. And then COMPLAINING ABOUT IT!!! The f**k is wrong with people.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where to start on an endless list…

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abbey is mad because she ordered 7 inch pizza and got a 10 inch pizza. How dare they upgrade her! And that driver being all seen/scene/seem, what the hell is that about?

    WhatEvenIsLife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The driver didn't seem happy." Dude. They're delivering food to people like you. What do you expect?

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never expect my driver to be happy. I still ask for contactless drop off.

    #20

    Hide N Seek

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they tried to call Georgia for over an hour and she didn't respond. I'm not surprised the driver was irritated - I can only imagine his frustration. Sounds like she didn't even offer a 'sorry my phone was dead/on silent/etc and put the blame squarely on the driver. Hmm.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a customer doesn't pick up the phone, their food goes in the ditch, I mark it delivered, and I drive on. Dumbfluck.

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the "shouting" bit is exaggerated. Of course, he was frustrated after an hour of looking for a non-existent address and unable to get hold of the customer and was quite rightly expressing that.

    ارشد حسین
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But But But playing my "Woman Card" is my right. Agree or you are a "Harrrasser!". "Karen

    Stoopham McFernybabes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these people who are getting roused on for “ordering just before closing” - I don’t get it! Either you are open and taking orders or you aren’t. Tell customers what you are capable of providing and provide it then don’t b***h about it later. Especially when people are ordering from a third party delivery service - the customers will be given no info at all about about closing times.

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how is it the customer's responsibility to check on which time they close? Take the order or not, but don't complain about the time.

    Concept-Peter Roosdorp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    The woman didn't feel safe because a man was complaining about his day?... Really?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's very common for a woman not to feel safe when a man is shouting! First time you hear that? I'm not taking sides just replying to that comment that finds it strange for a woman to feel fear in today's society

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    #21

    Prob Asleep Or Out

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    Delilah Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had a good idea, restaurants can leave reviews for how well the customer behaved, Upvote if you believ this should be a thing and reply with Karma

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't Yelp for customers/buyers a thing yet? It should be. One star rating? Nope! You can't eat here.

    Ba Loeloe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the respons that count. The reviewer didn't leave a comment. Even if the review was correct the respons is funny.

    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect response would be an empty response box. :P

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    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was waiting for him to leave the order and go. Contactless delivery.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely fell asleep. Woke up at 1am thinking “Where is my food? I’ll complain!”

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Downvote because of missing review.

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WilvanderHeijden, one star is a bad review, no words needed.

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    #22

    Love Island

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want salad, order salad. If you want warm meat, don't ask for loads of salad on it. Chapter 1 out of the " How to become a successful influenza without making a fool out of yourself."

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got it now. I am going to use this henceforth. Influenza. Well done.

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    #23

    Have A Good Life

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has punctuation gone out of fashion?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of policy is that though? They don't bring food to your door?

    Cordi Schmidt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Vicky Z if you live for example in an apartment building with 4-5 floors and more than 200 flats, I don't think you'll want to loose your time by searching their exact door to deliver the food. Just come down to pick it up.

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    #24

    Didn’t Get A Cuddle That Night?

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people you just can't please. Maybe he should learn to cook and see how many stars he gives himself!

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you undercook fish?

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he said overcooked but it is possible to undercook fish. the thing is u have to b really bad at cooking in general to undercook a fish. i had a friend who was very bad at cooking somehow managed to only cook half the salmon while it was 1 whole piece dont ask me how she did it im still wondering myself and this was 10 years ago.

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    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a thing, the food I cook is better than a lot of take out, but I hate to cook. Lasagna is the worst experience I've had so far. I don't order take out lasagna anymore. I don't leave reviews either. Also, fries will never arrive hot. Ever.

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    #25

    You Think Your Gordon Ramsey All Of A Sudden

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming that this person ordered a full English breakfast? I might be wrong but I personally wouldn't order eggs to be delivered... those guys need to be hot or they're inedible. Do people regularly order breakfast to be delivered?

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    James must be completely tech-illiterate.

    Pat Bond
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your ordering through "just eat" you are a connoisseur of the worst of the takeaways.

    #26

    Obsessed With Delivery Driver

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    Miriah Williams
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've never understood this Unless the driver is activly rude to you, why do you care if they are smily and bubbly? Just take the food, say thanks, and close the door.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you bringing me food? Did you actively try and murder me? As long as the first answer is yes and the second no I'm happy with that. If you're bringing coffee I can probably give you a pass on the second question as long as you don't succeed.

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    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im always nice to the drivers i smile tip them show appreciation to them and their hard work. i always smile too and ive noticed that on their way to the door they look miserable on their way back to the car i can see a smile forming. some even stay and talk for a bit and omg ive heard some horror stories from these drivers. i left a very kind review once and the reply i got from the owner was a thank you and that i made their delivery guy feel much better for the rest of the day. also that the driver wanted me to kno that im very kind and thanks me for letting him vent a bit before going back to work. all u gotta do is b nice and not act like the world is all about u and only u.

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about paying your drivers instead of having them rely on tips?

    Uchman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are obsessed with service people not being subservient enough. I'm one of those that couldn't give a f**k as long as I got what I wanted and the person wasn't actively rude to me.

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    #27

    £2k Delivery Fee

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    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two and a half hours is a very long wait. I appreciate roadworks are a problem but it’s best to keep in touch with the customer so that they know what’s going on.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that there are things beyond the restaurant's control but it's good policy to let the customer know what's going on and try to find another route to get food to them as hot as possible. Roadwork is beyond the customer's control too.

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    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one I've sided with the customer (if the 2.5 hour delay is true, of course.)

    DumYum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U’d better don’t miss it!

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The delivery app I use tells you what to expect in the way of delivery time, and I won't order if it's more than 30 minutes.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this response is fun and allows costumer to laugh with them :D

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    usually wen food is late i say thank you and ask if there was traffic usually they say yes or they r having a busy night. if they say busy night i say thank u again and tell them not to over work themselves

    #28

    We Are Sole-Ly Sorry

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    KJ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a rude response from the restaurant.

    Sneeze
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda almost wonder if they (customer) posted that on a cobblers page instead of a restaurant, in which the response would be very funny and appropriate.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor sole, they didn't even keep her updated....

    Mamabear76
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The restaurants reply just enhances the complaint by being rude and unnecessary. I wouldn't eat here because of it.

    Bella Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree with the customer on this one.

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    #29

    T W A T

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know who is right but i would never step a foot in this restaurant based on this answer!! I mean wtf?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the insane CAPS response to the reviewer for actually leaving an honest review, the owner sounds like quite the twat themselves.

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    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would patronize this establishment simply for the balls-to-the-wall insanity of their reply in CAPS. I love me a crazed piemaker.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the owner is channeling their inner Mrs.Lovett from Sweeney Todd.

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better Reply: McDonalds is the premier supplier of 2-hour-in-the-warmer twat ready food

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... they don't even make their own pies they just buy and cook frozen pukka pies? Excuse you, chip shop owner, but that is not "fresh food to order"

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no the owner said they were done to order meaning they make them fresh nothing is frozen.

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    #30

    Crying Baby

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    Nicola Dimigen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " The customer is always right" is a stupid policy.

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual quote is "the customer is always right in matters of taste."

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    Allan Breum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one could go either way; It may be a crybaby/fake review, but the response is rude.

    Mamabear76
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again another rude response that, to me, reflects badly on the place.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of "The customer is always right", we should normalize "You can't please everybody, no matter how hard you try".

    Metallic Geisha
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh the owner sounds like an ass to a legit complaint

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I'm assuming the twat that complained is a native English speaker and has been schooled properly, in which case we, in the 'western' and supposedly 'civilised ' World are in serious trouble. Bad grammar, awful spelling and worse punctuation. I'm going to make another assumption that the reply is from someone who's first language is not English. I salute you Sir / Madam.

    PixxelDust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reviewer put spaces where there were none needed and then neglected to put a space after full stops. LMAO

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    #31

    Hope To See U Soon Thanks

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro Tip: Don't leave restaurant reviews while drunk.

    #32

    Steer Clear !!

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John's hobby is leaving bad & vague reviews. He's a troll. Don't be like John.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John's being a twat again, call his mom.

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    #33

    Why Order Food If You’re Going To Bed

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Claire passed out before the driver got there, or 'forgot' she ordered food and stumbled into bed.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever a customer appears to be asleep during the delivery window I sense alcohol...

    #34

    Can’t Count

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    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British education at its finest.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasha's spelling gave me a stroke. Sounds like she was drunk when she ordered and also when she left the review.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burnt cheese!? mmmmm, where can I order this ?

    RoseTheMad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person who lived around Teesside for most my childhood, I know what a parmo is, and therefore, tasha is an idiot because what did she expect from a parmo pizza? obviously there was going to be bechemal sauce and tomato...

    Vivian Orr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Was just about to ask what becamel sauce was. Thought maybe it was an English ingredient I wasn’t aware of. SMH

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    #35

    Thank You For Taking Time Off From Masterchef

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ordered vanilla ice cream, but it tasted... vanilla - so I'm going to leave a bad and pretentious review"

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when anyone complains about ice cream, you know the problem is them.

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i met a girl once who said the ice cream was too cold. she was a ditz and no she was not high or drunk completely sober. me and my friends just stared at her wondering if she was joking. it wasnt until she said "idk how u guys can eat this its way too cold. wheres ur microwave?" thats wen we realized she was joking she was 100% serious. it was carvel soft serve in a waffle cone my friend never invited her over again after the mess she left in the microwave.

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    #36

    Very Bland

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tasteless Kung Pao beef? Maybe get a covid test first before trying to spice it up.

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thoughtful response and far less vicious than some in this collection.

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need cooks to worry about my diet tyvm.

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    #37

    Keyboard Warrior

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    #38

    Clocks Gone Back

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or did he order the food at the same time as the review?

    Fen Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the review websites let you put in when you ordered, versus when you wrote the review.

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    #39

    Haters Are My Motivators

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you not leave a 1-star review without any evidence? It's comes across as false or from a competitor.

    RedstonewolfX
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May I ask why it's one star out of six?

    Ba Loeloe
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the respons that count. The reviewer didn't leave a comment. Even if the review was correct the respons is funny.

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    #40

    Spewing Lies

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not impressed" is either a troll or a competitor. Still, Cliff-dude shot himself in the foot with that freak-out response. Keep it professional!

    chrissy goodman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someome lied about his place and called his wife rude im pretty sure thats overstepping even for a troll or competitor. i dont blame him. he couldve been much worse too he couldve called them names, went on a rampage or even just flat out curse fest. he didnt he just said that they were saying stupid little lies and that its wrong to call someone rude that clearly wasnt.

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    ArhomR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, might be over-reacting? What do you think?

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just LOVE people freaking out in all CAPS. It's funny enough to me that I go eat there just to see the easily annoyed owners tripping balls.

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    #41

    Worth The Read

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner might have a point here. Hard to tell. And not to preach, but please don't smoke if you're breastfeeding or around infants.

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    #42

    Old Shoe

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owner's got a point - a lot of people seem to know what shoe tastes like. Hmm 🤔

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do old shoes taste different from slightly worn shoes? Asking for a friend.

    #43

    Lack Of Consciousness

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like drunk dude has experience eating out of the garbage disposal. I wonder how many stars he gave it?

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk moron drunk drives his kid to a restaurant and sleeps through the experience of snarfing a whole plate of good food.

    #44

    Adios

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    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the review, GARLIC IS TOXIC TO DOGS don't try to feed your dog garlic bread

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog was smarter than his owner and knew that.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything wrong with this. Chloe, please don't feed your dog poison or write reviews when you're still hung over. And owner - there's much more effective ways of responding to these types of reviews without coming across as unprofessional and reactionary.

    Vivian Orr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. Now I’ve got to ask. I read the word donner in regards to meat a few times in this post. First time I thought it was a misspelled word. But having seen it twice more I’m think maybe it’s a type of meat. Can anyone enlighten me? Thanks

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FIRST.. dont give your doggo garlic

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    #46

    Gone Off Lettice

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a good "sauirt of mayonaise". Don't get high and leave weird reviews.

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally drugged-out reviewer can't even English.

    #47

    Better Suited To A Salad Bar

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    404 Panda Not Found
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia. I know this because Maccas. Mc donalds.

    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the owner just call the customer fat? That seems a bit harsh.

    #48

    Racing Driver

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    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just share the helicopter from the folks upthread

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    #49

    Next Time Try Asda’s Frozen Section

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    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    response is unkind. The review should have given more stars for what they write.

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    #51

    Lion Never Loses Sleep

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    Delilah Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people downvoting this, It's so funny

    #52

    Violated Human Rights

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a new one.... human rights were violated

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes would love all the details on the violated human rights

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the review AND the response, or is Khurram reporting a crime? Really unclear

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the sole star is the rating, the comment is from the store about the customer.

    Bob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the gray the owner's reply or khurram's?

    Douglas Mock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't written in such a manner as to determine where the conflict lay.

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    #53

    Too Difficult

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    #54

    Let’s See U Cook Next Time

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    #55

    We’re Not A Charity Shop

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    #56

    Lol

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    #57

    Dropped From Ceiling

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kelly, that's your fork. How much did you have to drink?

    Delilah Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We said it would taste knife not nice, it was not a typo

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    #58

    No Fxcks Given

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    Gogeta Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took him 2 years to think of a comeback xD - But it was an amazing one in my opinion

    Delilah Simmons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BURN, man that owner got some serious confidence, awesome

    #59

    Poor Soul

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    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude reply. Nothing about this review strikes me as petty or false. Personally, I'd take this as a red flag to not use this business.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Service in Britain can be hit and miss.

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    Chiuki
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You both deserve each other. Petty Rude vs Unprofessional Rude.

    Vivian Orr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not a nice or caring person who shouldn’t own a business where he has to work with the public.

    snipergun
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unprofessional reply, I get it, but they could take him down with maintaining their level. FYI I dare to say noone picked up the phone after restaurant closed to tell them it's closed.