Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you're losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
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It makes sense to me. He definitely lid! They always be lidding!
Around 86% of the world’s population can read today, according to UNESCO. That’s billions of people who’ve mastered one of the most important skills humans can learn.
But as the posts in “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help” prove, being able to read doesn’t always mean what you’re reading will make any sense.
And in this case, that’s the whole point. These linguistic disasters are meant to make you laugh, while reading itself remains the tool we rely on to understand everything else in daily life.
That is 1000% the truth. 100% statistical fact! I'm not sure what driving has to do with it but it is important to drive carefully.
Learning to read is actually a pretty interesting process. Unlike spoken language, which humans naturally develop, reading has to be explicitly taught. Our brains weren’t designed for it.
You could give a toddler a stack of books and they’d never figure out how to read them without instruction. But once we learn, it becomes remarkably fast. According to research published in the Journal of Neuroscience, the brain can begin processing written words within 100 milliseconds of seeing them, faster than it takes to blink.
The brain does this through a region called the Visual Word Form Area, located in the left hemisphere. This tiny patch of neurons becomes specialized for recognizing written words and letter combinations.
Before we learn to read, this area is typically used for recognizing faces and objects. Reading fundamentally changes how this part of our brain functions.
What makes reading even more impressive is how efficiently our brains process words. According to research in cognitive psychology, we recognize letters within a word largely in parallel rather than reading letter by letter.
Studies have shown that we’re actually better at identifying letters when they appear in words compared to when we see them in isolation. This is called the Word Superiority Effect, and it helps explain why skilled readers can process text so quickly.
This is also why typos are so hard to spot in our own writing. Our brain is incredibly good at autocorrecting based on context and prediction. We see what we expect to see rather than what’s actually there.
In an interview with Wired, Dr. Tom Stafford explains that proofreading is difficult because our brain treats reading as a high-level task focused on meaning, not individual letters.
😂😂😂😂😂 You know they're American when they don't even know their own geography and are too lazy to double check they're own meme. But as a native Oregonian, I'm feeling both seen and disrespected.
That's very acute. Or possibly obtuse. It's certainly not right!
Reading also changes how we think. Studies have shown that literate people process information differently than non-literate people, even when the task has nothing to do with reading.
A 2017 study in Science Advances found that learning to read reorganizes brain connectivity patterns, affecting how we process spoken language and even visual information.
Despite how automatic reading feels for most of us, it takes years to master. Think of how much time it takes children to become truly fluent readers. And even then, we continue refining our reading skills throughout our lives as we encounter new vocabulary, writing styles, and contexts.
In fact, research suggests vocabulary, a key part of strong reading comprehension, can keep growing well into later adulthood, often into the mid-60s.
The fact that humans learned how to read at all is genuinely amazing. We look at little squiggles on a page or screen, and our brains instantly turn them into sounds, ideas, and full stories.
Most of the time it feels effortless, but that’s only because the skill is so well practiced. When you stop and think about it, it’s kind of wild that a handful of lines can carry meaning at all.
"I am not a number, I am a free man. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own." Patrick McGoohan
At least put socks on Porkus when cooking her in the big green egg next to the couch! There are rules
But what if I like to spoon? In the privacy of my own home, of course.
Those Macedonians, as soon as they’re done crawling they ran out the door and start their new life!
I'm was absolutely up for all of this for making a life, until the dog got involved!
And yet, with all this, they actually managed to find a legitimate animal starting with 'X'. Granted, they used the wrong picture, but a 'Xerus' is an 'African Ground Squirrel'.
Oh no. What? Is this real?! I finally figured out what it says but please don't tell me someone actually got this as a tattoo?! It's something from when you're 17 and you think it sounds wise and strong.
"The nicest world is standing beside you"? O the best word yelling nice distance*
Reminds me of the old 'Tri-Dapt Spraggleflorm'. See, a Tri-Dapt Spraggleflorm is basically just a Brog Danker with Flumper Runks, only in the Tri-Dapt Spraggleflorm, the Hornswoggles is directly connected to the Flubs.
He's just trying to cross the road safely, ok? Don't ask me why....
If you were born before 1990, you are over 35 years old. Hold, even over 25 years old!
I thought of that as well!!! 🤣 Wiki says: "Mah Nà Mah Nà" debuted as part of Umiliani's soundtrack for the Italian mondo film Sweden: Heaven and Hell (1968), an exploitation documentary film about wild sexual activity and other behaviour in Sweden. The song accompanied a scene in the film set in a sauna which gave its original title "Viva la Sauna Svedese" ("Hooray for the Swedish Sauna")."
Load More Replies...'Unununium' - Placeholder name for then-newly discovered Element No. 111.
Those who are immune to a minimum of aluminium have a minimumaluminiumimmunity
Reminds me of this stupid story I saw online: Boy: *wakes up from peenis surgery* Boy: doctor where my gf Doctor: who do u think gave u the peenis?
A hundred and eight, pizzagate, a laptop I hate, nearly eight. Simples!
OK, I'll give the possibly "foreign" signs a pass this time, but the ones that seem to be from native English speakers are absolutely pathetic and shameful.
OK, I'll give the possibly "foreign" signs a pass this time, but the ones that seem to be from native English speakers are absolutely pathetic and shameful.
